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  • @max.4810
    @max.4810 3 года назад +50465

    how did you learn monkey teleport? thats like the hardest trick in the book

  • @Guess0780
    @Guess0780 3 года назад +9759

    “Honk if your horn is broken” “I found Jesus, he is in the trunk” and “ Armed Pit bull with AIDS on board” are three of my favorite

    • @PikaJim
      @PikaJim 3 года назад +32

      ...Lorax 😳

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 3 года назад +104

      I like “I hate my ex wife” and “Repent or burn in hell” for some of my favorite

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried 3 года назад +21

      I want the armed pit bull one

    • @mustard_squirt
      @mustard_squirt 3 года назад +19

      I mean... I have a pit bull, and I need that bumper sticker.

    • @therottingvision4766
      @therottingvision4766 3 года назад +32

      @@mustard_squirt does it have AIDS ?

  • @ovvvven
    @ovvvven 3 года назад +13404

    Ted is trying to camouflage with his couch.
    Schlatt is trying to camouflage with his wall.
    Charlie is trying to camouflage with himself.

    • @m3b02
      @m3b02 3 года назад +321

      @buck trungle Fore
      skincicle

    • @Krowbatt
      @Krowbatt 3 года назад +136

      @@m3b02 vore

    • @gegggggg
      @gegggggg 3 года назад +91

      @@Krowbatt ore

    • @thehumanpro2351
      @thehumanpro2351 3 года назад +79

      @@gegggggg re

    • @emy420
      @emy420 3 года назад +79

      @@thehumanpro2351 e

  • @MamiedelaMama
    @MamiedelaMama 3 года назад +10559

    Schaltt: *religious screaming*
    Charlie:*fucking terrified*
    Ted:*laughing his ass off*

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 6 месяцев назад +442

    I find it funny that Charlie refuses to google Mr Hands but then immediately decides it’s a fantastic idea to call 1-800-Eat-Shit

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 3 года назад +7962

    I feel bad for the people recording phone calls at that sex line. Schlatts number was probably blocked in fear that he was trying to curse them.

    • @korbinramirez5368
      @korbinramirez5368 3 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @CatalinRam
      @CatalinRam 3 года назад +191

      8:02 with 11:32 lol and 12:44

    • @mariegrace0426
      @mariegrace0426 3 года назад +8

      @@CatalinRam yeah

    • @mariegrace0426
      @mariegrace0426 3 года назад +6

      i agree

    • @TimBukTwo
      @TimBukTwo 3 года назад +174

      The worst part is I think someone was on the line on that last one. You can hear them laugh and say something about “Whore”. I could be wrong but it seems like it.

  • @Rythefootman
    @Rythefootman 3 года назад +19165

    i like how schlatt explains the horse case the exact same way as he explained it to ludwig in his spy party video

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 года назад +85

      ( ´Д`)=3

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 года назад +818

      He has the same tone as when he explained Rosemary Kennedy’s lobotomy to Quackity

    • @celibel5686
      @celibel5686 3 года назад +243

      RUclips crashed the exact moment he mentioned the horse case

    • @sunnyp6982
      @sunnyp6982 3 года назад +26

      o7

    • @kei.13
      @kei.13 3 года назад +206

      @@akish302 And when he explained the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.

  • @idiotonline8787
    @idiotonline8787 3 года назад +10988

    “Are they blue gun or pink gun?” The most American sentence ever said

    • @jeffersonschairr2499
      @jeffersonschairr2499 3 года назад +208

      Sounds like the name of a proud American yt channel, like, “ARE THEY BLUE GUN??!! OR PINK GUN!?!?! (GONE WRONG)” then the thumbnail is is like way to saturated and everyone has a shocked face, as you can tell, at some point in my life I watched those videos, it was a dark time

    • @goredCadaver
      @goredCadaver 3 года назад +86

      then theres the fabled third gun, purple gun.

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 3 года назад +37

      I’d move to the US just for that kind of gender reveal party

    • @a_businessman
      @a_businessman 3 года назад +19

      @@goredCadaver nerf gun

    • @littlemissbubble1571
      @littlemissbubble1571 3 года назад +9

      @@elijahaitaok8624 united states person here: no

  • @4Four_Studios
    @4Four_Studios Год назад +1008

    8:19 For anyone wondering, this is ACTUALLY what happens when you dial that number. Tested it myself.

    • @Bubble_Charlie
      @Bubble_Charlie Год назад +56

      WHY DID YOU TRY THAT?

    • @4Four_Studios
      @4Four_Studios Год назад +189

      ​@@Bubble_CharlieMy spirit animal is a cat, which means I'm naturally too curious for my own good.​

    • @NodakRailfan
      @NodakRailfan 11 месяцев назад +65

      You see, I forced my friend to call it with no context. Great fun

    • @BarrenAcc
      @BarrenAcc 10 месяцев назад +22

      I can attest, it is still operational.

    • @4Four_Studios
      @4Four_Studios 10 месяцев назад

      @@BarrenAcc My man!

  • @moth5656
    @moth5656 3 года назад +8196

    ‘Surrender your baby’ stickers sounds like a great merch idea...

  • @dragonreader7068
    @dragonreader7068 3 года назад +3519

    Schlatt: *yelling at the phone*
    Charlie: *freaking out*
    Ted: *laughing*

    • @genericcoolusername7317
      @genericcoolusername7317 3 года назад +28

      Someone make this into a clip

    • @obnxsdonky9394
      @obnxsdonky9394 3 года назад +26

      I too, watched the video

    • @obnxsdonky9394
      @obnxsdonky9394 3 года назад +8

      @@millyhearts very good lol. So? I watched the video enough to see that this guy just quoted the video. That's all RUclips comments are is telling us what's in the video. Guess what? (we know, we watched the video!)

    • @imgonnacum174
      @imgonnacum174 3 года назад +7

      Hotel?:🇹 🇷 🇮 🇻 🇦 🇬 🇴

    • @redkoala86
      @redkoala86 3 года назад +2

      Hotel trivego

  • @mementomori1822
    @mementomori1822 3 года назад +12829

    I love how you can tell that Schlatt was just WAITING to let out that horse guy fact

  • @ZaqZiemba
    @ZaqZiemba 2 года назад +879

    Late to the game here but I’ve seen that “Honk Jesus If Jesus Honk” van. The best part is that he has those stickers on every other side of his car too, not just his bumper.
    And yes, that includes the front. The dude can barely see out of his Jesusmobile

    • @crowsmessage
      @crowsmessage 7 месяцев назад +36

      jesusman must go to the jesusmobile

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 7 месяцев назад +48

      He doesn't need to see, since Jesus took the wheel

    • @_Average_Floridian
      @_Average_Floridian 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@captainbirch2.079 and the windows

    • @CassidyBrandt-hr1io
      @CassidyBrandt-hr1io 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bro is the embodiment of Jesus

  • @Lucy-do3ft
    @Lucy-do3ft 3 года назад +2786

    “Hey schlatt I hear your a very religious man. Is that true?”
    “Ey ya know I'm smellin my mustache”

  • @bonnie6624
    @bonnie6624 3 года назад +22695

    “Don’t Google Mr Hands” would be a great bumper sticker.

    • @PrinceCustodian
      @PrinceCustodian 3 года назад +528

      PFFT "Jesus take the wheel"

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 года назад +296

      Tubgirl goatsee 2girls 1cup kekma 1man 1jar mr hands blue waffles
      Things you shouldnt google

    • @Llamasomenumbers
      @Llamasomenumbers 3 года назад +199

      And shaved bears. Don’t google shaved bears!

    • @crusader2718
      @crusader2718 3 года назад +50

      @@Llamasomenumbers I haven't seen that one

    • @Llamasomenumbers
      @Llamasomenumbers 3 года назад +99

      @@crusader2718 I’ve only heard about it from a podcast, just from the name I can imagine all sorts of horrible things

  • @warriorgirl2x
    @warriorgirl2x 3 года назад +3418

    Wait do other families not do the whole “swerve really fast to scare/wake you up while driving” like Charlie said? I thought everybody did that lmao

    • @completlynormalhypernova666
      @completlynormalhypernova666 3 года назад +213

      My family did that and slam on the brakes

    • @userKleos
      @userKleos 3 года назад +186

      Are you guys okay?? Who hurt you two??

    • @Abby-if1yi
      @Abby-if1yi 3 года назад +166

      yeah what- I thought that was completely normal until now

    • @spidermikejr
      @spidermikejr 3 года назад +38

      Nah, we just got brake-checked.

    • @toonerdyy669
      @toonerdyy669 3 года назад +13

      Bro I do that to my friends lmao it’s fun

  • @truehexproof
    @truehexproof Год назад +809

    17:14 I love how Ted accidentally put the background layer on top of the actual image

    • @jayebert4431
      @jayebert4431 Год назад +162

      No, the image legitimately used to be there! He had to get rid of it for community guidelines!

    • @truehexproof
      @truehexproof Год назад +25

      @@jayebert4431 Ah

    • @sophasaf
      @sophasaf 10 месяцев назад

      @@jayebert4431it never was😭 i saw this vid like 5 min after it went up💀

    • @M3ltedicicle
      @M3ltedicicle 9 месяцев назад +31

      @@jayebert4431 no he didnt he literally said it was an accident 😭

  • @hana8565
    @hana8565 3 года назад +14576

    explain how schlatt manages to bring up the mr hands thing so frequently its honestly impressive

    • @siennamagee5403
      @siennamagee5403 3 года назад +130

      Your pfp brings back memories omg lmao

    • @hana8565
      @hana8565 3 года назад +82

      @@siennamagee5403 burdine my beloved

    • @followthemoonsrules
      @followthemoonsrules 3 года назад +232

      Funny Enumclaw (where I live) is now gonna be known as where the Mr Hands guy got killed

    • @Lt_Tappy
      @Lt_Tappy 3 года назад +161

      You know what else is impressive? The stallion associated with "Mr. Hands"

    • @yungdumplingass5519
      @yungdumplingass5519 3 года назад +31

      @@followthemoonsrules wait you also live in enumclaw

  • @bumblebee5337
    @bumblebee5337 3 года назад +4678

    Schlatt calling the sex line and telling them to burn in hell was pure gold

    • @mkrd
      @mkrd 3 года назад +11

      how there is 1k likes and no comments

    • @toast7922
      @toast7922 3 года назад +6

      @Austin Young 3*

    • @whoreforghost
      @whoreforghost 3 года назад +3

      @@toast7922 4*

    • @girlboss2527
      @girlboss2527 3 года назад +1

      @@whoreforghost 5*

    • @girlboss2527
      @girlboss2527 3 года назад +22

      11:31 for anyone asking

  • @shpellabella
    @shpellabella 3 года назад +6763

    17:15 that is a good bumper sticker

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +3368

      SHIT. Listen I was running on 4 hours of sleep give me a break - you can see parts of it later on lol

    • @schmerpy2079
      @schmerpy2079 3 года назад +191

      @@TedNivison deez nuts 21

    • @notyouraveragenat
      @notyouraveragenat 3 года назад +164

      @@TedNivison dude what do you mean that’s the best bumper sticker i’ve ever seen

    • @vanillaicecreamcheesefries
      @vanillaicecreamcheesefries 3 года назад +26

      How beautiful

    • @monstergamers653
      @monstergamers653 3 года назад +16

      I don’t see shit

  • @NeonSolo
    @NeonSolo Год назад +465

    The "lumber and metal scrap" joke always gets me, cause that's ALL we used our pickup for. Which we had for like 6 years.

    • @Pomeranc470
      @Pomeranc470 7 месяцев назад +6

      Rare case of someone using a pick up as intended.

  • @dan__.
    @dan__. 3 года назад +4370

    As a British person I like the sound of driving frantically with a picture of the queen on my window

    • @m.arnold9145
      @m.arnold9145 3 года назад +11

      Sounds good

    • @kaboomkp
      @kaboomkp 3 года назад +99

      British “person”

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 года назад +43

      @@ralsei985 I might be the only person in this fuckin country that can pronounce water and Tuesday correctly

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 3 года назад +11

      The passenger’s side window is just replaced with a legit stained glass window of Princess Dianne

    • @kanerva123
      @kanerva123 3 года назад

      Thanks Obese guy

  • @andrewwasher6945
    @andrewwasher6945 3 года назад +4911

    I love how Schlatt takes every opportunity he can to talk about Mr. Hands

    • @rydermoses8141
      @rydermoses8141 3 года назад +15

      Tim and garret would be proud

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 3 года назад +79

      And he explains it the same way every time

    • @maggiearway2578
      @maggiearway2578 3 года назад +73

      My roommate knows about Mr. Hands and brought him up in conversation in a social for her sorority with another frat when they asked if anyone had any fun facts.

    • @donaghwilson7715
      @donaghwilson7715 3 года назад +57

      Well alot of people have that one thing they bring up whenever they can, such as the Kentucky cocaine bear

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 3 года назад +27

      @@donaghwilson7715 the fucking what

  • @azumarillstanton
    @azumarillstanton 3 года назад +21071

    When schlatt said "I know someone in heaven that was filled by a horse" I knew EXACTLY where he was going.

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 3 года назад +379

      I've watched enough Roughhouse to know where that was going

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 3 года назад +872

      i just yelled “NOT AGAIN” as soon as i realized

    • @Abby-if1yi
      @Abby-if1yi 3 года назад +367

      HE HAS TALKED ABOUT IT SM IM CONCERNED-

    • @kikib7455
      @kikib7455 3 года назад +57

      SAME LMAO

    • @kevhartman9103
      @kevhartman9103 3 года назад +33

      Yup...

  • @RobbyBoi_7
    @RobbyBoi_7 Год назад +128

    (11:33) This cracked me up every time I heard it. It's like Schlatt awoke his inner demons just to say that line very aggressively. But still somehow in a very hilarious way. XD

  • @badgamer_1272
    @badgamer_1272 3 года назад +4003

    Random number: “Heyy there ba-“
    Jesus H Schlatt: “REPENT IN HEEEEEELLLLLLL”

  • @soulcottage5302
    @soulcottage5302 3 года назад +11429

    the fact that charlie is petrified at schlatt screaming at the sex line while ted is just laughing is hilarious

    • @music-books-films
      @music-books-films 3 года назад +26

      Hello Eda pfp

    • @soulcottage5302
      @soulcottage5302 3 года назад +25

      @@music-books-films hello fellow owl house fan

    • @k.4tyy
      @k.4tyy 3 года назад +8

      Before I liked your comment it was at 666 likes, so iconic 😂

    • @alexb2889
      @alexb2889 3 года назад +6

      Hachimitsu

    • @ldw0696
      @ldw0696 3 года назад +5

      What's the number

  • @fabuloussimon
    @fabuloussimon 3 года назад +1784

    schlatt's heavy breathing and intensity in that first minute was surprisingly unholy

    • @unjustfool12
      @unjustfool12 3 года назад +34

      that was in no way surprising

    • @cristalr1613
      @cristalr1613 3 года назад +4

      @qasqer1004 😳😧

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +5

      Yo I thought he was doin sumthin

    • @vadonnix
      @vadonnix 3 года назад +1

      @qasqer1004 AYO??

  • @justkate_tm
    @justkate_tm Год назад +140

    one time I saw a bumper sticker that was just a basic black font on a yellow background that said "honk if you enjoy the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz"

    • @downrightgriffin4014
      @downrightgriffin4014 6 месяцев назад +7

      There's an online shop that sells these alongside various other oddly specific movies with applicable actors

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 4 месяца назад

      Why would you lie about such a stupid thing on the internet

    • @flameyay5207
      @flameyay5207 4 месяца назад

      ​@@xnotasweatx Google it. It's a real thing

    • @downrightgriffin4014
      @downrightgriffin4014 4 месяца назад +7

      @@xnotasweatx nah I've actually seen that sold online, so it definitely exists at least lol

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 месяца назад

      you did honk, right?

  • @deeformed2475
    @deeformed2475 3 года назад +7417

    “I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse.”
    Now that’s what I like to call a smooth transition

    • @joshbruning7808
      @joshbruning7808 3 года назад +78

      dont google mr hands

    • @Blake_murray16
      @Blake_murray16 3 года назад +41

      Should have put that on a bumper sticker

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 года назад +38

      NOW DRAW MR. HANDS HAVING A WHOLESOME GOOD LIFE WITH NO HORSES

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 года назад +4

      @@alexgrubb1057 oobi

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 года назад +3

      @@Kuriboh1008 ?

  • @lurosie5813
    @lurosie5813 3 года назад +10294

    I’m now 97% convinced that Schlatt was a theatre kid

    • @hrrrnghmoss2116
      @hrrrnghmoss2116 3 года назад +526

      now that I think about it it would really make sense tbh

    • @buzzsburner.8286
      @buzzsburner.8286 3 года назад +337

      Marching band gang

    • @buzzsburner.8286
      @buzzsburner.8286 3 года назад +161

      I'm in theatre kid therapy

    • @jhelp_the_fig
      @jhelp_the_fig 3 года назад +234

      @@buzzsburner.8286 he probably played tuba or did percussion.

    • @musicalnerd1024
      @musicalnerd1024 3 года назад +154

      @@jhelp_the_fig I’m betting saxophone

  • @kesner8142
    @kesner8142 3 года назад +2095

    is no one gonna talk about how the woman on the phone was laughing at schlatt screaming at her the first time

    • @cxtcutsml706
      @cxtcutsml706 3 года назад +78

      I’m pretty sure that was his mom.

    • @AppleSauce522
      @AppleSauce522 3 года назад +180

      I laughed so hard when i realized she wasnt a bot

    • @elementalcardboard
      @elementalcardboard 3 года назад +403

      @@AppleSauce522 no it is, I called the number she has a recorded laugh after “ready for some candilizing fun” or smthn like that, still, I think it’s more absurd that the number is real

  • @HungerGamesFan00
    @HungerGamesFan00 Год назад +218

    theory: the 'gatorade should be thicker' is specifically meant to get people to stop tailing so close

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 Год назад +11

      also the hellen keller one is likely just to get people to not honk or something

  • @whos.r0byn
    @whos.r0byn 3 года назад +2937

    I literally saw a sticker that was on a truck with a truck chasing a stick family saying ‘RUN YOU STICK BASTARDS!’. It was glorious.

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 3 года назад +131

      I saw a dnd one with a Dragon breathing fire at the stick figures that read “your stick figure family rolled a critfail”

    • @leanin7.3l24
      @leanin7.3l24 3 года назад +32

      I have one that is a snowmobile doing a wheelie but instead says "run you stick pricks" as it looks to almost hit them

    • @chrishansen2409
      @chrishansen2409 3 года назад +3

      I hope you didn’t steal my comment and this was a real experience of yours

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 3 года назад +10

      @@chrishansen2409 given the variety we’ve seen, it’s likely

    • @whos.r0byn
      @whos.r0byn 3 года назад +3

      @@chrishansen2409 nah I don’t steal comments. I haven’t reached that low yet

  • @surftailwarrior3130
    @surftailwarrior3130 3 года назад +3104

    “Gatorade should be thicker” sounds like a tumblr text post and I don’t know how to feel about that

  • @Infinity_Gamer10
    @Infinity_Gamer10 3 года назад +2096

    “No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men”, is something I’d expect from someone living in Maryland.

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 3 года назад +31

      the east coast is just like that

    • @arikedokitututafu8569
      @arikedokitututafu8569 3 года назад +14

      @1993 Toyota Paseo another maryland native here, this is very true

    • @Pharry_
      @Pharry_ 3 года назад +7

      As a marylander...
      I mean yeah pretty much.

    • @connormead3290
      @connormead3290 3 года назад +3

      Yea we kinda just full send every aspect of life

    • @_finn7312
      @_finn7312 3 года назад +1

      from someone who lives in maryland, it probably exists here

  • @CrazyDude5
    @CrazyDude5 Год назад +270

    11:47 LMAO THE PHONE LADY EVEN BROKE CHARACTER IF YOOU NOTICE

    • @SeriouslyWereJoking
      @SeriouslyWereJoking Год назад +9

      That made me tear up a bit

    • @oofpls
      @oofpls 10 месяцев назад +5

      I'm trying to figure what she said

    • @andrewgleason3323
      @andrewgleason3323 9 месяцев назад +38

      It’s automated message, I don’t think it can break character

    • @SomeRandoArtist
      @SomeRandoArtist 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@andrewgleason3323 well I don’t remember hearing her giggle in her message and she even said wore through her laugh so I really don’t know maybe she just sounds very similar to when she says it the first time

    • @cyndrift
      @cyndrift 7 месяцев назад +12

      the voice recognition definitely recognized he said "wh*re" and had an automated response, because she appears to say it as well.

  • @sp1n3less
    @sp1n3less 3 года назад +3009

    i’m convinced schlatt just has a google doc of really specific cases for situations like these

  • @kingofwhatever1544
    @kingofwhatever1544 3 года назад +5697

    5:00 I love the unbridled rage that went through Charlie when he realized it was the stick figures

  • @ltolliver
    @ltolliver 2 года назад +3189

    I love the implication that Schlatt is convinced Mr Hands ended up in heaven

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Год назад +128

      Who do you think you pray to?

    • @Modsu
      @Modsu Год назад +58

      Mr Hands was the name of the horse, so yes actually

    • @noisyash4234
      @noisyash4234 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@Modsu Mr hands was the guy

    • @seignee
      @seignee 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@Modsuwhy would they call a horse "Mister"
      it doesn't even have hands

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 10 месяцев назад +117

      @@seignee Actually the man's name is Mr. Hands' Monster

  • @starz4dayz1
    @starz4dayz1 8 месяцев назад +16

    "your friends are never gonna come to you to carry their... lumber???? anymore???? D:" is way funnier than it should be

  • @joshyip3437
    @joshyip3437 3 года назад +4614

    Fuck the algorithm I had to claw my way to this gem

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +1272

      Truly

    • @alex-p5
      @alex-p5 3 года назад +67

      My wife

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 3 года назад +30

      My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams

    • @shxrpay.
      @shxrpay. 3 года назад +22

      My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams and Mr. Hands

    • @trash3741
      @trash3741 3 года назад +11

      My wife Jamal Tyrone Williams mr hands and me

  • @aster5600
    @aster5600 3 года назад +1871

    worst thing I've seen was "LEARNING TO DRIVE" taped to the back window so big that it blocked their line of sight so they almost crashed into my mom

    • @audreyli_creations
      @audreyli_creations 3 года назад +52

      this has to be the stupidest thing i’ve seen in a while

    • @aster5600
      @aster5600 3 года назад +47

      @@audreyli_creations me and my mom were literally laughing so hard but they were driving so slow and I felt bad

    • @thisissarKAZm
      @thisissarKAZm 3 года назад +23

      Yeah to prevent this in my area they have the student driver cars painted/ printed with the writing on it so they can see fine.

  • @freddieowen8831
    @freddieowen8831 3 года назад +2449

    As a British person i can confirm we don’t have bumper stickers, the space has to be, by law, taken up by images of the Queen

    • @therealjesterguys
      @therealjesterguys 3 года назад +58

      I also can confirm as a British person

    • @yourmom-sb8vd
      @yourmom-sb8vd 3 года назад +35

      Can back this up.

    • @Grantico_
      @Grantico_ 3 года назад +29

      Yep I’m British can clarify

    • @E_scape_goat
      @E_scape_goat 3 года назад +52

      fun fact: during years of revolution and protest in Ireland, Irish spies used images of the royal family and plastered them on their cars to blend in with British and smuggle info. Trust me I was there.

    • @sergiogallardo1374
      @sergiogallardo1374 3 года назад +1

      more like king hahaha

  • @PsychoSausage77
    @PsychoSausage77 Год назад +75

    7:35 the way "Schlatt" says bumper sticker here is so iconic, those 2 words will just randomly pop into my head in that exact tone of voice constantly, please make it stop

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 3 месяца назад +2

      bump,er *S* Ticker

  • @josephkony3993
    @josephkony3993 3 года назад +2628

    that "Honk if Helen Keller is a fraud" sticker isn't something niche. My sister genuinely believes that Helen Keller wasn't real. It's a thing nowadays

    • @meow92005
      @meow92005 3 года назад +92

      'helen keller wasnt real' well.. she still existed even if her achievements werent

    • @kuntamosby4669
      @kuntamosby4669 3 года назад +4

      So does my little brother

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 3 года назад +23

      I have no idea who Helen Keller is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

    • @aparxiiatari8479
      @aparxiiatari8479 3 года назад +136

      @@adamcummings20 She was a child who became blind due to a sickness as a baby. So her parents called a teacher Annie Sullivan (I think it's Sullivan) who would teach Helen how to do proper table manners, easy functions like getting dressed and most importantly language. Helen caught on and eventually became very popular because she ended up learning sign language and how to spell around 16 I think. That was a pretty big accomplishment around that time

    • @aparxiiatari8479
      @aparxiiatari8479 3 года назад +89

      @@adamcummings20 Blind and deaf

  • @pcgamercrab5596
    @pcgamercrab5596 3 года назад +1316

    “Surrender your child” has the same energy as “Yeet the child”

    • @jacquespaught
      @jacquespaught 3 года назад +40

      Yeet the child = Chaotic Evil
      Surrender the child = Lawful Evil

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 3 года назад +15

      Yeetus the fetus

    • @ramanavr2344
      @ramanavr2344 3 года назад +5

      Fetus deletus

    • @theidiotzplay
      @theidiotzplay 3 года назад +4

      Also known as definistration

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 3 года назад +1

      @@ramanavr2344 why does google translate that to offspring

  • @akuma4321
    @akuma4321 3 года назад +5818

    the _moment_ schlatt mentioned a man who was "filled by a horse" i knew what he was talking about and it filled me with dread

  • @Gift2225
    @Gift2225 2 месяца назад +17

    1:36 I love how my dad actually did this.

  • @scottcrow
    @scottcrow 3 года назад +4404

    Fun fact: The queen of England is not in Buckingham Palace right now but is rather in castle Windsor where she is quarintining herself.

    • @aleak9602
      @aleak9602 3 года назад +125

      Time to get the window stickers out then

    • @fruit2540
      @fruit2540 3 года назад +179

      Thank you Sir, now I will invade the correct place

    • @grant5383
      @grant5383 3 года назад +88

      i didnt watch the part in the video before hand and this was so funny with no context

    • @doebuck
      @doebuck 3 года назад +14

      @@grant5383 SAME LMAO

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 3 года назад +1

      Thanks

  • @woefulanchoress
    @woefulanchoress 3 года назад +13057

    charlie wearing a shirt that is almost his exact skin color will never not bother me

    • @charlie7880
      @charlie7880 3 года назад +516

      fuck i never notice but i never think its weird

    • @mckennaisaperson4058
      @mckennaisaperson4058 3 года назад +428

      and Ted’s shirt matches the background

    • @ravencarino6115
      @ravencarino6115 3 года назад +132

      It's the same awkward feeling as seeing Dutch Van der Linde in the tan shirt in rdr1

    • @draumatulkur9731
      @draumatulkur9731 3 года назад +34

      @@ravencarino6115 this was my exact thought as well

    • @spongebobsquarepant5543
      @spongebobsquarepant5543 3 года назад +75

      you assume that’s a shirt

  • @uncomfortablekid8872
    @uncomfortablekid8872 3 года назад +7378

    can't believe schlatt and ted's parents never swerved the car to wake them up

  • @TheBodyEuphoric
    @TheBodyEuphoric Год назад +70

    11:47 the best part of the 'REPENT' clip is how you can faintly hear the lady start giggling.

    • @Pomeranc470
      @Pomeranc470 7 месяцев назад +4

      It's such an obvious bot.
      How is there so many idiots in the comments?

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Pomeranc470 no joy allowed, huh. literally 1849

    • @Pomeranc470
      @Pomeranc470 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheBodyEuphoric Did you mean 1984 or something?
      That phone line is obviously prerecorded and idk how stupid do you have to be to not realise.

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Pomeranc470 number one: yes, saying 1894 instead of 1984 is the joke.
      number two: can't people have fun? can't there be joy in this world?
      be whimsical for once. you might like it

    • @Pomeranc470
      @Pomeranc470 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheBodyEuphoric what joy?

  • @tired_axolotl9991
    @tired_axolotl9991 2 года назад +2226

    I've seen a "powered by bitchdust" bumper sticker but make it 5x bigger. I then proceeded to laugh my ass off. I saw it plastered on the back of a car in a dollar store parking lot.

    • @nathanp131
      @nathanp131 2 года назад +30

      I saw one at a children’s museum parking lot.

    • @boywonder915
      @boywonder915 2 года назад +17

      i saw one in a school's pick up line

    • @spiderflame04
      @spiderflame04 2 года назад +22

      Had a neighbor that had it on her truck before she got whipped by CPS and kicked outta the motel. They’re still trying to fix the room.

    • @Mysteryincsys
      @Mysteryincsys 2 года назад +7

      @@boywonder915 I saw one in the drop off line and the kid is always watching Peter Pan in the car

    • @boywonder915
      @boywonder915 2 года назад +2

      @@Mysteryincsys cool cool

  • @almondtofuchan3157
    @almondtofuchan3157 3 года назад +710

    “No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men.”
    Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash?

  • @chuddhisattva
    @chuddhisattva 3 года назад +2395

    7:57 i like how charlie quickly starts having a melt down at the mere mention of the mr hands incident

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 года назад +29

      BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

    • @furiousstudios4438
      @furiousstudios4438 3 года назад +20

      @@Kuriboh1008
      (Listen)
      BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 года назад +16

      @@furiousstudios4438 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

    • @fern7550
      @fern7550 2 года назад +11

      @@Kuriboh1008 SHINY JUSTICE

    • @amaracaroline9482
      @amaracaroline9482 2 года назад +3

      I would wanna sing the rest, but I don’t know the english lyrics :(((

  • @BlindingShad0w
    @BlindingShad0w 2 года назад +235

    Jschlatt is my favorite. I hope he doesn't die

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Год назад +52

      I hope he doesn't get filled by a horse

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 Год назад +13

      @@royalblanket stop

    • @SadieSorceress
      @SadieSorceress Год назад

      @@hamburger7243 I'll fill you with no horse and no grease

    • @chadthegiga6235
      @chadthegiga6235 Год назад

      @@hamburger7243 I hope you don't get filled by a horse either.

    • @silasthedoofice3380
      @silasthedoofice3380 Год назад +23

      @@royalblanketya I really hope he doesn’t go to unimclaw Washington and get himself filled by a horse

  • @LianFenn5891
    @LianFenn5891 3 года назад +3364

    I feel like schlatt is the type of person that just randomly googles shit. This is how im justifying how he knew about Mr. Hands...

    • @skyriver9525
      @skyriver9525 3 года назад +98

      I randomly google shit as well. Never got THAT. Yet.

    • @Sammy-jj9oy
      @Sammy-jj9oy 3 года назад +91

      My bus friend group was talking about horse fucking (dont question it I'm the only girl) so my being that person bring up Mr.Hands lmfao

    • @pethanist
      @pethanist 3 года назад +1

      no shit

    • @Miya_Leviathan
      @Miya_Leviathan 3 года назад +22

      He was there.

    • @LianFenn5891
      @LianFenn5891 3 года назад +2

      @@Miya_Leviathan true

  • @keniacruz7645
    @keniacruz7645 3 года назад +670

    Charlies shirt is so similar to his skin color that everytime they switch cameras he looks shirtless

    • @kirbobirbo0446
      @kirbobirbo0446 3 года назад +5

      where is that creature in your pfp from it looks very familiar

    • @ShakedownDreams
      @ShakedownDreams 3 года назад +18

      @@kirbobirbo0446 that's our lord and savior Bibble and you will respect him

    • @keniacruz7645
      @keniacruz7645 3 года назад +3

      @@kirbobirbo0446 Its from the barbie movie lmao his name is bibble

    • @kirbobirbo0446
      @kirbobirbo0446 3 года назад +3

      @@keniacruz7645 bro that just sent me back

    • @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock
      @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock 9 месяцев назад

      I wish Charlie was shirtless

  • @hana8565
    @hana8565 3 года назад +620

    when they all went silent after charlie said about the swervy thing that his dad used to do made me realise that that was not an ok occurance

    • @robyyyne
      @robyyyne 3 года назад +75

      My dad would do it too but i just assumed slime's parents did it on small unoccupied roads like my dad did lol

    • @hana8565
      @hana8565 3 года назад +44

      @@robyyyne motorways were my dads method of choice so thats fun 😍😍😍

    • @robyyyne
      @robyyyne 3 года назад +6

      @@hana8565 Oh god

    • @completlynormalhypernova666
      @completlynormalhypernova666 3 года назад +16

      My parents slammed on brakes instead

    • @lucymorgan526
      @lucymorgan526 3 года назад +5

      Mine did too 😭

  • @deluxejay69
    @deluxejay69 Год назад +35

    2:44 Charlie has it exactly right here. I own a pickup truck and I literally only use it to move lumber and scrap metal. I should get truck nuts.

  • @mayochupenjoyer
    @mayochupenjoyer 3 года назад +1389

    they make some shit called “thick-it.” it’s thicker water. you can add the powder to your gatorade. or you could, just, y’know, use canned corn

  • @snoviisnow
    @snoviisnow 3 года назад +13948

    Im starting to actually believe that Charlie's last name is "slimecicle"

    • @mars6855
      @mars6855 3 года назад +729

      it is. don’t be fooled

    • @idolizationist
      @idolizationist 3 года назад +464

      It is, why would you have to be convinced?

    • @mintrydoesstuff9221
      @mintrydoesstuff9221 3 года назад +431

      it’s actually dalgleish but i wouldn’t be surprised if he legally changed it

    • @MrSimpleton
      @MrSimpleton 3 года назад +595

      @@mintrydoesstuff9221 This feels like illegal information

    • @TZ_
      @TZ_ 3 года назад +47

      Wdym starting to believe?

  • @weirdroadkill
    @weirdroadkill 3 года назад +3446

    Charlie: “did your parents ever do that thing where they go wOaH with the wheel to scare you?”
    Ted and Schlatt: “no????”
    Me: hang on is this not a normal occurrence?????

    • @wirepirate343
      @wirepirate343 3 года назад +124

      Nah Ted and Shlatt are the wierd ones.

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 3 года назад +17

      I mean, it's never happened to me...

    • @flowerflies4567
      @flowerflies4567 3 года назад +62

      its not normal???????😃❓❓

    • @creeperhunterD
      @creeperhunterD 3 года назад +48

      Im confused. Your parents swerved on the road to "scare" you? Tf???

    • @leila6735
      @leila6735 3 года назад +76

      @@creeperhunterD is it really not normal? Like I swear everyone's parents would randomly spin the wheel about???? Am I ok??!?

  • @PuppetBoy.
    @PuppetBoy. Год назад +4

    5:43 I learned recently that bumper stickers like this aren't made to express opinions, but to belittle people who are honking at you. It's basically saying "If you're honking at me it's because of this, not because you're mad at me, and now you look silly/stupid/rude."
    Which... seems kinda obvious in hindsight? I'm surprised I never figured that out on my own.

  • @allianime2315
    @allianime2315 3 года назад +5999

    Don't worry, Charlie Slimecicle, we share the same trauma from the classic dad swerving

  • @ADUHKIDFLASH
    @ADUHKIDFLASH 3 года назад +3903

    Slime’s reaction noise to “Hey there hot stuff~” is so good, it’s just fuckin’ “DUUOAAH”
    Edit: 8:09 Someone asked for a timestamp and I shall provide

  • @Dr.Sunshine_MD
    @Dr.Sunshine_MD 3 года назад +1839

    “ OH dude, you know what, Gatorade should be *thicker*”
    “you want some, um, roofies?”
    “THAT’S NOT GOOD”

    • @imatcpell1987
      @imatcpell1987 3 года назад +7

      Pppppft

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 3 года назад +10

      @@imatcpell1987 so like why is there an odd number of wet noodles?

    • @CJ-sp6lh
      @CJ-sp6lh 3 года назад +17

      @@thewatcher9237 because if it were 18 wet noodles it would get too crowded innit

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 3 года назад +5

      @@CJ-sp6lh you’ve got a good point

    • @b.ck.t.t
      @b.ck.t.t 3 года назад +1

      @@thewatcher9237 Nice

  • @Ikindaenjoytrains
    @Ikindaenjoytrains Год назад +26

    To answer Slimecicle’s questions about trucks, you just basically put anything that needs carrying into the truckbed and then hope it doesn’t tumble onto I-35 while you try to obscure your license plate from the police car in the lane next to you. Hope I could help!

  • @charlie9619
    @charlie9619 2 года назад +629

    i saw a bumper sticker a few months ago that said "Caution: 20 clowns may exit vehicle at any time."
    and i considered stealing the car just for the sticker

    • @charlie9619
      @charlie9619 2 года назад +74

      important other note: it was lime green and in comic sans

    • @theasexualidiot4803
      @theasexualidiot4803 Год назад

      @@charlie9619 *when you try to break in the car the second the glass breaks a flood of clowns floods out of the car and beat you to death.*

    • @WarriorMiller-zk2lu
      @WarriorMiller-zk2lu Год назад +9

      I need this and I don't even have a car yet

    • @YourLocalNo0ne
      @YourLocalNo0ne Год назад +29

      all it's missing is the family bumper stickers but it's like 50 and they all have red noses

    • @YourLocalNo0ne
      @YourLocalNo0ne Год назад +17

      and it's ALL just the same one, no child, no dog, just the one dude 50 times

  • @riley659
    @riley659 3 года назад +2168

    Charlie sounded so fucking defeated when he said about not knowing what trucks are for and honestly, same as a British person

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 3 года назад +53

      as an american, same. what the fuck are trucks for?

    • @mediocresizedmac7675
      @mediocresizedmac7675 3 года назад +49

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAAHAHAH YOURE BRITISH

    • @behelevator1279
      @behelevator1279 3 года назад +42

      @@sltrskid transportation of stuff you don't want/can't fit in your interior

    • @gumiguy
      @gumiguy 3 года назад +4

      lawnmowers and shit

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 2 года назад +21

      Trucks are for . . . .
      Well shit my family has nearly always had a truck but i dunno what theyre for lmao

  • @kderoeven
    @kderoeven 3 года назад +795

    Ted: schlatt are you a christian man?
    Schlatt: im smellin my moustache.

    • @draxbrady1535
      @draxbrady1535 3 года назад +20

      As all Christians do AMEN BROTHER

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +8

      @Leanne Webber he’s Ned Flanders but would be the aggressor

    • @poggers217
      @poggers217 3 года назад +1

      Just Vibin

  • @prashidash
    @prashidash Год назад +87

    7:11 "how did you know about this?"
    isn't it obvious?
    schlatt was the horse

  • @owoofmybones5090
    @owoofmybones5090 3 года назад +388

    The smug grin on Schlatt's face after bringing up that horse case is so chaotic.

  • @Nermadethis
    @Nermadethis 2 года назад +4585

    I legitimately saw a stick figure car family that only consisted of a mother and child, accompanied by a sticker that said something akin to "My daddy died fighting for our country"
    😬

  • @Sxlmate
    @Sxlmate 3 года назад +909

    I was zoned out and then all of a sudden I snap back to reality with “REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!”

    • @pcgamercrab5596
      @pcgamercrab5596 3 года назад +6

      @@femboyeggy8947 what

    • @markusruizthegodofallsupre286
      @markusruizthegodofallsupre286 3 года назад +2

      @@femboyeggy8947 what

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 3 года назад +2

      @@pcgamercrab5596 what

    • @Cooltigerrrr09
      @Cooltigerrrr09 3 года назад +16

      Knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater all ready moms spaghetti ( forget this line) opp Snap back to reality oop there goes gravity, oop there goes gravity

    • @mobi4482
      @mobi4482 3 года назад +5

      @@pcgamercrab5596 OOP THERE GOES GRAVITY

  • @anjnaa.011
    @anjnaa.011 Год назад +17

    3:42 charlie getting jumpscared by Jesus

  • @boop5636
    @boop5636 3 года назад +446

    I saw a truck in my hometown while in the car with my mom that said “Eat Ass” and my mom goes “what does that even mean??” While laughing. I just about died

    • @heartperfume882
      @heartperfume882 3 года назад +12

      One guy had a hello titty sticker on their truck in our town.

    • @expensivegranola
      @expensivegranola 3 года назад +2

      Your mom is the woman on the phone when you call that line

    • @gravewraps
      @gravewraps 3 года назад +4

      THERES SOMEONE IN MY TOWN WITH THIS HUGE TRUCK AND THEIR BUMPER STICKER SAYS “MUD SLUT” AND I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT BRUV

  • @Chaz10101
    @Chaz10101 3 года назад +1190

    my dad still does the “classical slimecicle family wake up call”

    • @muffycat
      @muffycat 3 года назад +72

      Yeah I thought it was a common thing for dads to do, but I guess not O_O

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 3 года назад +22

      My dad does it all the time lmao

    • @mmac7123
      @mmac7123 3 года назад +22

      When I got my learners, I made sure to do it back to him. I’m sure that scared the shit out of him 10x more than when he did it to me

    • @generalgreivous2884
      @generalgreivous2884 3 года назад +3

      @@muffycat same lol

    • @sunsetdragonsunsetdragon5624
      @sunsetdragonsunsetdragon5624 3 года назад +2

      Same man

  • @yeetimusprime3965
    @yeetimusprime3965 3 года назад +6528

    as a professed straight girl who is 16 years old, i would a hundred percent use the “i hate my ex wife one”

    • @jackvosnich2767
      @jackvosnich2767 3 года назад +452

      That sticker is the physical embodiment of everything that America stands for

    • @goddamnitfrank5333
      @goddamnitfrank5333 3 года назад +678

      As a 17 year old gay dude, I too would 100% use that

    • @fbiagent5616
      @fbiagent5616 3 года назад +24

      Same lol

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 3 года назад +12

      Same at 15

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 3 года назад +178

      @Ghosty Toasty thats all i want. Normalize people still being friends with their exes

  • @ndrzst24
    @ndrzst24 7 месяцев назад +11

    I love how Ted looks the same now as he did in this 3 year old video whereas Schlatt has more luscious chops now and Charlie gave up his glasses addiction.

  • @capnconnor5631
    @capnconnor5631 3 года назад +2008

    I feeo like im going to chuckle at this while eating a sandwich

    • @mars6855
      @mars6855 3 года назад +44

      i will laugh consuming a panini

    • @velle.violet
      @velle.violet 3 года назад +20

      and eating assorted vegetables

    • @maddox3499
      @maddox3499 3 года назад +19

      @@velle.violet we don’t acknowledge that

    • @astronb6350
      @astronb6350 3 года назад

      Idk why but same man

    • @williamscherle5128
      @williamscherle5128 3 года назад

      No way I’m actually doing that

  • @stinkylex1593
    @stinkylex1593 3 года назад +2502

    last week the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "sorry i didn't go to church today i'm too busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian" very relatable.

    • @graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
      @graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace 3 года назад +61

      omg i have the same exact phrase as a pin

    • @happythedog11
      @happythedog11 3 года назад +15

      I need the link, i can’t even drink yet I just need it

    • @RamiRammy
      @RamiRammy 3 года назад +13

      This sounds like something my sister would have on her car

    • @Drt23
      @Drt23 3 года назад +2

      Can’t like. It is at 666

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 3 года назад +5

      That's a whole mood

  • @WytheA
    @WytheA 3 года назад +598

    I love how Charlie's reaction to calling that number and hearing what it said was "NO NO NO NO" and Schlatt's was "yes."

    • @Hellwaterva
      @Hellwaterva 2 года назад +23

      charlie was panicked, schlatt was entranced

  • @myztryx
    @myztryx 2 года назад +63

    5:08
    I actually ended up behind a vehicle that had these stickers, but one of the stick figures were pulled off so I guess they died

  • @sleepingdragons57
    @sleepingdragons57 3 года назад +553

    Hold on, people's dad's didn't randomly swerve the car to scare the kids? My dad did that all the time growing up

    • @swaaws69
      @swaaws69 3 года назад +13

      @@erincurrie1560 what the fuck does that mean?

    • @siennamagee5403
      @siennamagee5403 3 года назад +3

      Yeah same lmao

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 года назад

      One time when I was in the car it went side at back on the rolled about

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 3 года назад +6

      @@erincurrie1560 that's what swerving is

    • @internets0up
      @internets0up 3 года назад +2

      That would be something my dad would do if he got his drivers license-

  • @raging__rabbit
    @raging__rabbit 3 года назад +346

    Holy shit why does Charlie have such a youthful glow? Must be all the vegetables he’s eating

    • @munksterrr7845
      @munksterrr7845 3 года назад +19

      We do not speak of the [REDACTED]. The audio listeners must remain unknowing

    • @smithysmitherson3913
      @smithysmitherson3913 3 года назад +6

      Or the skin treatment they were sponsored by

    • @kuma8642
      @kuma8642 3 года назад

      Isn’t he like 18? Lol

    • @munksterrr7845
      @munksterrr7845 3 года назад +4

      @@kuma8642 he’s 22

  • @mgladw1
    @mgladw1 3 года назад +359

    SCHLATT CRYING DURING THE INTRO IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

    • @alieninahumanbody
      @alieninahumanbody 3 года назад +8

      Was he crying? I thought he went through some post-nut clarity

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +38

    7:30
    Because its a tale as old as the internet.

  • @fantasize5526
    @fantasize5526 3 года назад +425

    11:30
    12:39
    just a timestamp for me move along

    • @eksdi3806
      @eksdi3806 3 года назад +1

      Proud to be the 100th like of this comment

    • @randommonke4872
      @randommonke4872 3 года назад +1

      Bruh moment

  • @keegansutton982
    @keegansutton982 3 года назад +822

    Those that have those family stick figure ones are 100% divorced now

    • @kkaiser.8521
      @kkaiser.8521 3 года назад +24

      my neighbors car had those and this year they got divorced...

    • @pineapples_cant_draw
      @pineapples_cant_draw 3 года назад +17

      My neighbors also had the stick figures and the parents were divorced-

    • @keegansutton982
      @keegansutton982 3 года назад +11

      @@pineapples_cant_draw and my point stands

    • @bluebourg9384
      @bluebourg9384 3 года назад +6

      My aunt had those stickers and...... Yep she's getting a divorce soon

    • @SupeRLA2711
      @SupeRLA2711 3 года назад +2

      Why do you think they live alone now?

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 3 года назад +464

    12:38 They way Schlatt says “ATTENTION ISIS” cracks me up each time. He really taps into something there.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 2 года назад +58

    6:18 The problem with doing that is that pop culture has made people automatically assume that if a baby shows up at their doorstep, the baby is either magic or destined to do something important.

  • @billythorpinson4012
    @billythorpinson4012 2 года назад +827

    10:58 good thing Schlatt was made aware of this strat so he could carry out his task successfully

    • @stebex5052
      @stebex5052 2 года назад +52

      Charlie was an inside agent in the royal palace and he left the chuckle sandwich podcast so he didnt look sus

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun 2 года назад +20

      Ted was in on it too!

  • @Cup1d_ow
    @Cup1d_ow 3 года назад +795

    My dad didnt start swerving the car when i fell asleep but he would slam on the breaks and i would slam into the seat infront of me and then he'd go "are you up?"

    • @Abby-if1yi
      @Abby-if1yi 3 года назад +21

      y e s same

    • @mia-ci3fh
      @mia-ci3fh 3 года назад +1

      same

    • @beeurger
      @beeurger 3 года назад +40

      @@someguy9496 I Care

    • @beeurger
      @beeurger 3 года назад +37

      @@someguy9496 No I actually really do

    • @beeurger
      @beeurger 3 года назад +39

      @@someguy9496 Yeah I do me and abby go way back

  • @Godnando00
    @Godnando00 3 дня назад +1

    1:35 not exactly that, but sometimes dad would do tiny little breaks that would gently and hilariously send us back and forth, sometimes my brother does it too

  • @izzymarie8987
    @izzymarie8987 3 года назад +1344

    Me and my sister saw a bumper sticker that just said “honk if you” and we just lost it idk why but it absolutely killed us
    Edit: man all these replies make me

  • @stellarino2334
    @stellarino2334 3 года назад +712

    At this point Charlie’s birth certificate probably says “Charlie Slimecicle”

  • @rochellewitt9060
    @rochellewitt9060 3 года назад +240

    Schlatt: I know someone who was filled by a horse and is in heaven
    Me a Washingtonian: hah, I know one too, but he probably means it another way
    Schlatt: his name was mr hands
    Me: oh no...

  • @Macironi_
    @Macironi_ Год назад +22

    2:22 “while he was giving me lots of trama in the back seat” out of context is so bad😭