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  • @Slimecicle
    @Slimecicle Год назад +38323

    Great video, huge thanks for reanimating me for it! I’ll see you again when it’s your time!

    • @QuickShot523
      @QuickShot523 Год назад +1010

      “Charlie” is back :D
      Edit: everyone who liked this, thank you. You have only the largest of pp energy.

    • @spicemoss
      @spicemoss Год назад +487

      congrats on the necromancing!!

    • @joepalmer9955
      @joepalmer9955 Год назад +48

      hey

    • @TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc
      @TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc Год назад +106

      You seem familiar do I know you from somewhere I got to say I’ve never heard of you before

    • @appleg1987
      @appleg1987 Год назад +8

      Oh

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle Год назад +6684

    God bless Ted for making the discord notification slightly higher pitched so I don't check my own discord every single time it goes off like a fucking idiot

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  Год назад +3644

      Thank you for this because that is exactly why I did that

    • @CaptainKat8
      @CaptainKat8 Год назад +220

      @@TedNivison a true king o7

    • @Minecraft87792
      @Minecraft87792 Год назад +127

      As the first discord sound went off I actually got a ping, and checked after the first 3

    • @ianschlembach6195
      @ianschlembach6195 Год назад +95

      @@TedNivison too bad you will see nothing in 2025 October 23rd

    • @KevinAugustt
      @KevinAugustt Год назад +7

      @@TedNivison just mute them next time....

  • @CyrusGoofyDude
    @CyrusGoofyDude Год назад +2944

    I love how Schlatt was complaining/making fun of Charlie for wearing his own merch for a while, but I went to the fair and Charlie was there, he was wearing a Schlatt&co. t-shirt lmao

  • @panema0
    @panema0 Год назад +1173

    i love how ted just sounded increasingly worried as the video went on

  • @J-Coops_
    @J-Coops_ Год назад +8644

    With Schlatt's track record for predicting deaths, I can't help but feel worried for Ted

    • @21dome39
      @21dome39 Год назад +62

      Same

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +236

      “Schlatt’s” track record

    • @lamplight404
      @lamplight404 Год назад +120

      First time I've ever been the 1000th like. My satisfaction is immense watching that 999 become 1k.

    • @omnomisander6712
      @omnomisander6712 Год назад +9

      That is an awesome profile picture

    • @MarsDispenser
      @MarsDispenser Год назад +79

      He doesn't predict it he just does it on the date.

  • @skullcrutch
    @skullcrutch Год назад +3587

    schlatt now is legally required to wear a t-shirt that states he was responsible for the death of queen elizabeth II

    • @glo8516
      @glo8516 Год назад +248

      Hey man, you got that wrong, "schlatt" is "not responsible" for the queen's death that happened on September 8 2022 although he did fly to england and is definitely a suspect.

    • @weerd_
      @weerd_ Год назад

      No he ain't stop sprading Misinformation they were literally making a joke how would he event be required legally to wear a shirt 🙄🙄🤦🤦 smh

    • @Jess-mj3vt
      @Jess-mj3vt Год назад +15

      i think he made merch like that

    • @nba_jungboy
      @nba_jungboy Год назад +65

      He was wearing a shirt on stream a couple days ago saying he wasn’t responsible for it

    • @skullcrutch
      @skullcrutch Год назад +20

      @@nba_jungboy next stream his house is getting raided for wearing the wrong shirt

  • @ferraz1962
    @ferraz1962 Год назад +256

    11:55
    Oh, yeah! Anyone remember Schlatt's collab with the CIA some 22 years ago, around September?

    • @Mr_duck_official
      @Mr_duck_official Год назад +21

      I think it might have been the 11th but idk

    • @claibrey_is_silly
      @claibrey_is_silly 8 месяцев назад +3

      his collabs reunion will be celebrated in about two days...

    • @moro8772
      @moro8772 3 месяца назад +2

      💀

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez Месяц назад +2

      Oh no, not another 9/11 reference 💀

    • @axew3127
      @axew3127 16 дней назад +1

      That’s great

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Год назад +367

    It would be undeniably funny that Harry Potter would canonically be set in Ohio, where there's just a small town where everyone is aggressively british, and there's a secret wizard school that's kept as a secret even to that town

    • @julianasantillan3334
      @julianasantillan3334 Год назад +6

      fun fact I've seen this shirt irl 😆 there's also a lebron james hates ohio

    • @gregoryboatswain1605
      @gregoryboatswain1605 10 месяцев назад +6

      I'd love people to describe me as "aggressively British" from now on if you could.

    • @obiwancannoli1920
      @obiwancannoli1920 10 месяцев назад +5

      I saw " 'Impossible' is just a big word thrown around by small men" on a T-shirt and immediately thought of Schlatt.

  • @andrewmacrae8601
    @andrewmacrae8601 Год назад +10164

    Can't believe you brought Charlie back to life just for this video! Ted is really committed to making quality content for his fans :)

    • @beanbagburrito
      @beanbagburrito Год назад +84

      Sadly he had to take em out back and shoot them after this video

    • @foxep
      @foxep Год назад +37

      @@beanbagburrito damn really took him to the back of the shed huh

    • @mpit8255
      @mpit8255 Год назад +3

      Thank goodness

    • @weerd_
      @weerd_ Год назад +1

      @Skroncher top*

    • @weerd_
      @weerd_ Год назад

      @@foxep what?

  • @triffintarte6102
    @triffintarte6102 Год назад +4863

    Wow this Charlie guy seems great, Ted should consider having him on the podcast

    • @ExistingAnimations
      @ExistingAnimations Год назад +231

      I feel like he’d only stay for 54 episodes

    • @raccoonblenders1482
      @raccoonblenders1482 Год назад +21

      are u kidding me ? he was on the podcast already !!11!1! he started it with them !!1!!1!!

    • @aidanlowrance1528
      @aidanlowrance1528 Год назад +125

      @@raccoonblenders1482 really? what episode was he in? I don’t think I’ve seen that one.

    • @just_a_person6719
      @just_a_person6719 Год назад +83

      @@raccoonblenders1482 really?? I have watched all the episodes and he wasn’t their, what universe are you in bud? They haven’t done any episodes with this “Charlie” person

    • @Racc_Oon
      @Racc_Oon Год назад +25

      @@molli9292 ✈️👶

  • @redhunter9669
    @redhunter9669 Год назад +1006

    If you didn’t tell them it was unfinished and had just shown the shirt then I guarantee that nobody would have known that wasn’t the finished product

    • @ItsSproutNotSprig
      @ItsSproutNotSprig 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah {
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  • @boah2389
    @boah2389 Год назад +117

    I loved when they said "it's chuckling time" then sandwiched everywhere

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 Год назад +15355

    Can't believe Ted and "Schlatt" manage to get King Charles himself to come on for a video. Hopefully he can get a guest seat on the podcast.

    • @Chom-Chom
      @Chom-Chom Год назад +309

      Did the King thank "Schlatt" for getting him his throne a few days ago?

    • @Limes_not_Lemons
      @Limes_not_Lemons Год назад +7

      *d

    • @PoliteAndCo
      @PoliteAndCo Год назад +49

      he died in a pit of fire this is a deepfake

    • @coockiechannel9054
      @coockiechannel9054 Год назад +109

      Ok but how funny would it be if they actually have Charlie as a guest on the podcast, and don't adress that he used to be a part of it.

    • @victorlannister5606
      @victorlannister5606 Год назад +25

      Why is “Schlatt” in quotes?

  • @dtaylorondabeat
    @dtaylorondabeat Год назад +2974

    9:13 “YOURE EITHER GONNA UNLOCK THAT AR15 AND UNLOAD IT INTO MY FUCKING SKULL OR YOURE GONNA DROP YOUR PANTS AND WERE GONNA-“ the way Charlie delivered that line was fuckingg perfect, direct eye contact with the camera, full emotion, and immaculate pacing, perfect comedy, bravo🤣🤣🤣

    • @karenseveson9151
      @karenseveson9151 Год назад +36

      Not to mention Ted changed shirts after it

    • @gooberextraordinaire
      @gooberextraordinaire Год назад +72

      i genuinely thought charlie was gonna end it with "OR YOURE GONNA DROP YOUR PANTS AND 𝘜𝘕𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘖 𝘔𝘠 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘚𝘒𝘜𝘓𝘓"

    • @IAteALightbulb
      @IAteALightbulb 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@gooberextraordinaireI was thinking the same thing but instead of skull I was thinking mouth or ass

  • @mrchefchef
    @mrchefchef Год назад +100

    You've got 3 years left Ted. Make them count.
    10:41

    • @zombii_paw
      @zombii_paw 5 месяцев назад +7

      2 more… :)

    • @ItsSproutNotSprig
      @ItsSproutNotSprig 5 месяцев назад

      Hey look at this {
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    • @gutbucket6184
      @gutbucket6184 Месяц назад +2

      1 more

  • @chriscreeper8560
    @chriscreeper8560 Год назад +360

    As someone born in September, that shirt is scarily accurate

  • @Sokhuns
    @Sokhuns Год назад +7069

    This “slimecicle” guy is funny, you should invite him to the podcast.

  • @parkerpeter9218
    @parkerpeter9218 Год назад +4289

    The fact that Ted included a timer for when the sponsor would be over is a huge Chad move

    • @breddie_is_rookie
      @breddie_is_rookie Год назад +192

      Unironically, another creator Chad Chad also includes a timer for sponsors, so yea she is literally a Chad

    • @parkerpeter9218
      @parkerpeter9218 Год назад +19

      @@breddie_is_rookie I didn't even know that, that's so cool

    • @LuzuraHater
      @LuzuraHater Год назад +43

      @@breddie_is_rookie when i saw the timer on this video i immediately thought of Chad Chad too!

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Год назад +40

      he should put a timer until october 23rd, 2025

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming Год назад +2

      I now know how many times to tap the left key

  • @funkysucks
    @funkysucks Год назад +160

    Every ad ted makes actually makes me want to get the product ngl.

  • @kriskarmaa
    @kriskarmaa Год назад +36

    I love the fact that ted was showing visible concern when schlatt pulled the slide back on the gun

  • @kenji7318
    @kenji7318 Год назад +5444

    These guys have good chemistry, they should start a podcast

    • @kiyadenham6515
      @kiyadenham6515 Год назад +283

      Maybe just the gay one and the milkman, that third guy really seems unnecessary

    • @StarBoyBooya526
      @StarBoyBooya526 Год назад +101

      @@kiyadenham6515 I cant tell which person you are talking about 💀

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 Год назад +150

      @@StarBoyBooya526 that's how you know their chemistry is really good

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 Год назад +41

      @@StarBoyBooya526
      I believe the gay one is Schlatt and the Milkman is Ted. The third one's Charlie, since they said he left the podcast or something

    • @jomshm9343
      @jomshm9343 Год назад +94

      This made me chuckle whilst eating my sandwich

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Год назад +9315

    The fact that Charlie and “schlatt” were throwing shirts like Uno cards is insane

    • @bombwick6491
      @bombwick6491 Год назад +57

      You literally commented this just to put Schlatt in quotes. After the purge, we don't need to anymore. It's unfunny.

    • @Bone_Incidents
      @Bone_Incidents Год назад +252

      @@bombwick6491 who is Schlatt? He sounds like a nice guy.

    • @abadjoke1772
      @abadjoke1772 Год назад +224

      *You literally commented this just to put “Schlatt” in quotes. After the purge, we don’t need to anymore. It’s unfunny.
      Fixed your mistake :)

    • @Bone_Incidents
      @Bone_Incidents Год назад +41

      @@abadjoke1772 -🗿

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Год назад +6

      👽

  • @thegaminggirl465
    @thegaminggirl465 7 месяцев назад +17

    10:39 Only 2 more years Ted
    -October 23, 2023

  • @SwtSnke
    @SwtSnke 11 месяцев назад +27

    idk if it’s just me but i can’t even count how many times i’ve watched this video, same with the billboard and bumper sticker videos. i don’t know what it is but their videos are really comforting to me and have helped me get through many tough times, these guys are great.

  • @malicious9608
    @malicious9608 Год назад +2050

    amazing that ted was able to kidnap all those animators and taxidermists to make it seem like charlie slimecicle look almost real again! great content!

    • @SillyTrain
      @SillyTrain 9 месяцев назад +8

      fly high king, fly high ✊😔

    • @The_musical_gamer
      @The_musical_gamer 7 месяцев назад +6

      I think I don’t know the lore

    • @erin.artemis
      @erin.artemis 7 месяцев назад +3

      Stream Generation Loss~

    • @Avruthlelbh
      @Avruthlelbh 6 месяцев назад +4

      The twerking shot must've cost triple...

  • @gator_teeth
    @gator_teeth Год назад +311

    I just want Charlie to know that somebody I work with has the "Powered by Bitch Dust" bumper sticker and it is incredibly large

    • @gnomad28
      @gnomad28 Год назад +7

      i’ve seen two irl and it made me so happy, but they weren’t “incredibly large”
      i gotta know just how big

    • @stacy1780
      @stacy1780 Год назад +5

      i saw one on a "boobie bouncer" pink jeep

  • @Maggotseatflesh
    @Maggotseatflesh 5 месяцев назад +17

    It’s getting closer to 2025

  • @jucii7176
    @jucii7176 Год назад +30

    13:07 the badge with 9/11 on it

  • @mudfish6861
    @mudfish6861 Год назад +2644

    Hell yeah another entry in the series of Ted, Schlatt, and Charlie making funny objects
    Why did Ted age a week halfway through the video?

    • @Electricdynamite
      @Electricdynamite Год назад +3

      He's rapidly aging now. He'll be dead by October 23, 2025.

    • @LabMaus
      @LabMaus Год назад +57

      thats just how ted rolls

    • @aidan9990
      @aidan9990 Год назад +123

      he learned of his impending death that will happen in October of 2025

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf Год назад +17

      @@aidan9990 October 18th 2:28 PM

    • @TTVArgusGuy
      @TTVArgusGuy Год назад +30

      @@TheUltima_Werewolf 23. actually

  • @seth2gd152
    @seth2gd152 Год назад +1513

    Idk what’s more horrifying, the fact that these kinds of shirts exist, or that they found all these

    • @Bone_Incidents
      @Bone_Incidents Год назад +42

      Or the fact that I bought one of the shirts in this video and you don’t know which one it is

    • @RyomaEchizen.
      @RyomaEchizen. Год назад +20

      @@Bone_Incidents Try my delicious SALT BEEF

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +1

      yes

    • @catz_circus
      @catz_circus Год назад +1

      @@Bone_Incidents Is it the “Ohio” one?

    • @Bone_Incidents
      @Bone_Incidents Год назад +2

      @@catz_circus holy shit this man is watching my house right now

  • @AbsoluteRatBastard
    @AbsoluteRatBastard 4 месяца назад +8

    It’s 2024, Ted. Time’s ticking

  • @russkiraider01
    @russkiraider01 Год назад +21

    8:35 I actually saw someone wear this shirt at my former work place. I read the back in my mind and I thought it was the dumbest shirt ever.

  • @Yoshhhhh
    @Yoshhhhh Год назад +679

    I cannot express the happiness I feel knowing that I can watch this video without repeatedly checking discord because they pitched up the sound effect in editing

    • @CadenMTB
      @CadenMTB Год назад

      bro shut up go outside

  • @thedalto124
    @thedalto124 Год назад +797

    See, there’s a reason I enjoy Teds content, it’s the small things, like the discord ping, and the fact he shattered my knees beyond repair when I accidentally dropped a loaf of bread in front of him at the grocery store

    • @iamyou5038
      @iamyou5038 Год назад +7

      Lmaoo

    • @microwaveman1027
      @microwaveman1027 11 месяцев назад +20

      it’s so sad he won’t be able to make videos as of october 23rd, 2025

    • @thedalto124
      @thedalto124 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@microwaveman1027 it is truly heartbreaking

    • @Thepeanutcollector
      @Thepeanutcollector 2 месяца назад

      @@microwaveman1027what’s Happen

  • @HungerGamesFan88
    @HungerGamesFan88 4 месяца назад +6

    just under 21 months left, ted

  • @TheBarneStorm
    @TheBarneStorm Год назад +725

    This “Schlatt” guy is pretty funny, someone should give him a weekly slap.

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n Год назад +7

      That would be so painful, but couldn’t be nearly as painful as what happened back in 1999.

    • @izaansalam6418
      @izaansalam6418 Год назад +4

      @@gr4ys0n nothing near december 1971
      or was it march

  • @Char1ieC
    @Char1ieC Год назад +795

    Can't believe they filmed this before Charlie's untimely demise, that's nice

    • @badpiggs
      @badpiggs Год назад +2

      ?

    • @ADD_ham
      @ADD_ham Год назад +43

      Also before Ted's very timely demise

    • @badpiggs
      @badpiggs Год назад

      @@ADD_ham ???????

    • @ipromiseimtrying
      @ipromiseimtrying Год назад +24

      @@badpiggs i love the fact we as a community have such a funny inside joke for people like Pickle to just not understand

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 Год назад +15

      @@badpiggs that's not true, Charlie was dead so they brought him back from the depths of hell for more funny moments

  • @Valebrity-es6py
    @Valebrity-es6py 7 месяцев назад +8

    Man, can't wait until 1 year, 11 months, 1 week and 1 day

  • @gavin6576
    @gavin6576 5 месяцев назад +26

    We’re so close to 2025,really gonna miss Ted

  • @ashley-m
    @ashley-m Год назад +639

    I know Charlie has been hiding on the back of Schlatt’s head like Voldemort did until he could regain his corporeal form, but it still feels weird to see him alive again

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 Год назад +11

      Wait a minute, then did Charlie kill the queen?

    • @abadjoke1772
      @abadjoke1772 Год назад

      *”Schlatt”

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 Год назад +3

      @@notreal5826 no, "schlatt" "did not" kill the queen. And Charlie is dead, this was the entity sometimes known as "slmccl"

  • @Ellwoo
    @Ellwoo Год назад +472

    These 3 have such an amazing dynamic they should start a podcast in which one of them will not leave after 54 episodes.

  • @Yiky
    @Yiky Год назад +27

    As a november boy, i can relate to slime’s shirt

  • @rajeevratnakaran5281
    @rajeevratnakaran5281 5 месяцев назад +5

    683 days left for ted may his soul have peace 😔

  • @Shaabun
    @Shaabun Год назад +150

    Absolutely love the editing with the song and lights on schlatt but cutting to a muffled version on the others, so good

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  Год назад +72

      That was one of my favorite parts to do I'm glad it was noticed

    • @Shaabun
      @Shaabun Год назад +17

      @@TedNivison Your editing adds a lot to the content, really awesome work

  • @lucariker1689
    @lucariker1689 Год назад +383

    As a person working in the CIA I can confirm that Ted has a very short time remaining.

    • @kirby1903
      @kirby1903 Год назад +27

      as a cia agent, can you give an official comment on schlatts involvement in the queens murder?

    • @lucariker1689
      @lucariker1689 Год назад +33

      @@kirby1903 if you were a true cia agent, you would know "schlatt" was one of our main guys who did it.

    • @wilhelm-mp4
      @wilhelm-mp4 Год назад +6

      Black ops 2

    • @treemannick2969
      @treemannick2969 Год назад

      @@kirby1903 as a CIA agent, why would we care? That’s a problem for the United Kingdom’s Secret Intelligence Service to solve. If the SIS determines that the death of Queen Elizabeth II was indeed caused by Mr. Schlatt, then we get involved.

  • @I_KnowWhatYouAre
    @I_KnowWhatYouAre 4 месяца назад +4

    One year left Ted!

  • @GINGANTHROPY
    @GINGANTHROPY 7 месяцев назад +5

    * i will miss ted nivison in exactly two years

  • @robodragoman
    @robodragoman Год назад +81

    10:48 THE FACT THAT YOU HAD TO DISCLAIM THIS

  • @twojastara4390
    @twojastara4390 Год назад +211

    the reveal of Ted’s North Korea shirt (12:13) genuinely brought me to tears, i haven’t laughed so hard at something so stupid in years

    • @jakzillagames
      @jakzillagames Год назад +12

      I mean, I went to North Korea once and they had that shirt there. I bought it.

  • @johnnyofilms5926
    @johnnyofilms5926 7 месяцев назад +6

    i was watching this on my birthday and did not expect the “happy birthday to my totally real friend john”

  • @Laineywall224
    @Laineywall224 7 месяцев назад +5

    It’s October 25 Ted you got 2 more years.

  • @charlieshanfield4863
    @charlieshanfield4863 Год назад +894

    Ted you’ve done it again, I love the series: Ted “Schlatt” and Charlie look at things and do stuff

    • @kill6k
      @kill6k Год назад +6

      ​@Don't read profile photo okay lol

    • @koldbrew7582
      @koldbrew7582 Год назад +5

      @Don't read profile photo ok

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ Год назад +4

      @Don't read profile photo ok

    • @ajquetz
      @ajquetz Год назад

      Do NOT feed the “Schlatt”.

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 Год назад +277

    HAHAHAHA LOL this actually remind me of a funny story about Ted Nivison and T-Shirts!!!!
    A couple years ago, I was at a Hot Topic, and wouldn't you know it, I saw the one and only, Ted Nivison!!! I couldn't think of any reason he would be there, other than to buy some cool T-shirts, and funnily enough I saw one that I thought he would like: it said, "Women want me. Knees fear me." I thought it was HILARIOUS and being the HUGE Ted Nivison fan that I was, I just had to go up to him and ask if he would take a picture with me and the T-shirt. So naturally, I approached him, and as I began to ask, "Hi, are you Ted Niviso-", he covered my mouth with his palm and shouted, "Silence, child! You do not enter the Hot Topic, MY realm, and dare to speak to me." He then took the T-shirt from my hand and wrapped it around my neck, choking me tightly. As I struggled for air, he reached for one of the um, "adult products" in the store and bashed it against my knees. I could feel my patella crack as he grabbed the gamer beverages from the shelves and poured them all on me. Then, to finish me off, he grabbed the cash register from behind the counter and bashed it against my skull. As I lost consciousness, I could faintly hear him say, "If you EVER enter a Hot Topic again, you will NEVER leave! You hear me?!?!" I then blacked out, and I woke up in the middle of the street, having to force myself to walk home in shame. Classic Ted!!!

    • @JellyusYT
      @JellyusYT Год назад +42

      I can vouch I was the cash register

    • @paige3547
      @paige3547 Год назад +36

      It’s true I was the patella

    • @monoytnecoproductions1997
      @monoytnecoproductions1997 Год назад +31

      I saw it happen i was the shirt

    • @Punky_fox2
      @Punky_fox2 Год назад +25

      This is true I was one of the gamer drinks

    • @argohedron2460
      @argohedron2460 Год назад +29

      Can confirm, I was the middle of the street

  • @bananabrains8102
    @bananabrains8102 Год назад +9

    Am I the only one who noticed that both of the titles for the shirts was labelled as Number One?
    1: Targeted T-shirts
    1: Location T-shirts
    9:40

  • @ArtWithAnArtist
    @ArtWithAnArtist Год назад +17

    0:46 dude like shredded

  • @quanzoboi420
    @quanzoboi420 Год назад +996

    I gotta say I would genuinely buy “schlatt’s” shirts.

    • @aestheticescape9181
      @aestheticescape9181 Год назад +18

      I felt a pang of fear when I read Schlatt in quotations--

    • @quanzoboi420
      @quanzoboi420 Год назад +23

      @@aestheticescape9181 *ooohh “schlatt”*

    • @bumbledragon3648
      @bumbledragon3648 10 месяцев назад +1

      I would unironically buy all of the shirts and bumper stickers these three have come up with

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 10 месяцев назад +5

      if i worked at one of those new york souvenir shops, i would definitely sell "Andrew Cuomo killed all the elderly in new york" shirts

  • @lilbugito
    @lilbugito Год назад +405

    So good to see the boys back together again, sadly I suppose Schlatt will be the only one left alive by October 23, 2025 😢

  • @thisisthelukas
    @thisisthelukas Год назад +10

    I want an extended clip of Charlie losing his shit over the patriot shirts. XD

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 4 месяца назад +2

    1:10 That’s honestly probably just a Dead Kennedys reference 😂

  • @SillyGooseTV
    @SillyGooseTV Год назад +418

    Ted seems like a guy who's constantly on the verge of a rage but is just waiting for the right words

  • @ekholocation
    @ekholocation Год назад +506

    honestly i would wear charlie's "ohio" shirt, that one got a huge laugh out of me

  • @1nzagh1
    @1nzagh1 7 месяцев назад +4

    charlie just being mortified by shlawg showing men is honestly me

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 5 месяцев назад

      The sequin pillow that "schnapps" had is really good
      Where can I get one

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku Месяц назад +1

    8:22 I get the feeling that it was supposed to be “I protect my wife I eat meat & own guns” but the end result is absolutely hilarious

  • @thethiccdictator7481
    @thethiccdictator7481 Год назад +326

    Man, the way “Schlatt” pointed that gun must’ve brought back memories about the “incident” on September 8, 2022…
    EDIT: Ah, this was filmed prior, so that means “Schlatt” was hinting at the “incident” especially with his CIA connections.

    • @MagnoliaQuinn
      @MagnoliaQuinn Год назад +4

      What?

    • @jebb360
      @jebb360 Год назад +11

      @@MagnoliaQuinn it’s better you don’t know

    • @RandomPerson0646
      @RandomPerson0646 Год назад +3

      @@MagnoliaQuinn Schlatt was in the UK when the Queen died

  • @prestowand
    @prestowand Год назад +261

    i was literally thinking “hey.. i wonder where ted is?” a couple hours ago. thank you for answering my prayers

    • @guycalledcookie
      @guycalledcookie Год назад +2

      HOMESTUCK NAME HOMESTUCK NAME

    • @prestowand
      @prestowand Год назад +1

      @@guycalledcookie YEAHHHHHHHHHH 💪💪💪

    • @radekchrabota
      @radekchrabota Год назад +4

      Well in about 3 years and 2 months you'll never have to wonder that ever again since he's gonna be pretty stationary after that

    • @mothmantheranboostan8419
      @mothmantheranboostan8419 Год назад +1

      Thats what i thought abt technoblade (nice name btw)

    • @Soda_Bobinski
      @Soda_Bobinski Год назад +1

      @@prestowand BASED

  • @redroodolf123
    @redroodolf123 Год назад +15

    6:44 more like 100%

  • @grumpguf
    @grumpguf Год назад +6

    3:09 I NEED THIS SHIRT

  • @cmaniac1238
    @cmaniac1238 Год назад +87

    Schlatt, as someone who owns that blanket with your face on it, I must say
    It is one of the softest blankets I own and I use it frequently

  • @jaydonr.993
    @jaydonr.993 Год назад +125

    Ted proceeded to have a successful RUclips career up until the time he managed to get tangled up in the milk mafia. Having hung out with the wrong crowd, he eventually died on October 23, 2025, when the milk mafia decided he deserved a nap with the fishes. His funeral was memorable. His friends Charlie and Schlatt were in attendance, one of which danced on his grave out of pure happiness due to the fact that he was right about his death.
    Rip Ted Nivision, we will miss you

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing Год назад +4

      Damn, can't believe charlie would dance on his grave like that.

    • @jaydonr.993
      @jaydonr.993 Год назад

      @@AnEldritchBeing not Charlie, schlatt

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing Год назад +8

      @@jaydonr.993 Don't you remember? The government specifically said Jschlatt had nothing to do with the murder of Ted Nivison.

    • @chaoscontrol2001
      @chaoscontrol2001 Год назад +3

      @@AnEldritchBeing i fail to see how charlie could've danced with his rigor mortis and the rot having such a grip on him at the time due to the necromantic energies in his body beginning to dissipate; must've been another friend of ted doing it.

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing Год назад +2

      @@chaoscontrol2001 impossible, *_ted has no other friends-_*
      It was probably just a clone of Charlie now that I think of it

  • @annie_delph2086
    @annie_delph2086 Год назад +26

    as someone from Ohio I appreciated this video

    • @aidanyelsma7762
      @aidanyelsma7762 Год назад +3

      What was funny to me is Schlatt is wearing a University of Michigan sweatshirt. They sell those Harry Potter at most clothes shops in Ann Arbor.

    • @gnomad28
      @gnomad28 Месяц назад

      hope they’re able end the hunger soon ❤

  • @alexbowlin7044
    @alexbowlin7044 Месяц назад +5

    511 days left Ted,

  • @acethetics3878
    @acethetics3878 Год назад +266

    This “Charlie” guy is funny. They should have him on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast

  • @vannyvalentina8820
    @vannyvalentina8820 Год назад +106

    0:54
    just when you think you’ve seen it all 😭

    • @maxxed_outt
      @maxxed_outt Год назад

      I can just feel some sick mfer is gonna make nsfw art of that, and now I am scared.

    • @vannyvalentina8820
      @vannyvalentina8820 Год назад +6

      @@maxxed_outt oh fs, the internet is cursed 🥲

  • @icywind8301
    @icywind8301 2 месяца назад +19

    who else waiting for oct 3 2025

  • @user-qo6sq7fy8m
    @user-qo6sq7fy8m 5 месяцев назад +4

    9:20 bro grew a beard mid recording session😂

  • @YourLocalNirvanaFan
    @YourLocalNirvanaFan Год назад +90

    I love how "Schlatt" thinks that telling us about the Schlanket will make us stop buying it

    • @Drnswap
      @Drnswap Год назад +1

      You mean a "Shlanket"

  • @calcium7379
    @calcium7379 Год назад +185

    I genuinely would wear the “beware the one grime Ohio” shirt

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins Год назад +15

      I legitimately would buy that. It's so absurd yet so utterly perfect for anyone born in the place allegedly called "Ohio".

  • @bluetrademark2200
    @bluetrademark2200 7 месяцев назад +3

    2 years left, Ted!

  • @ThatOneGuy-hq5cj
    @ThatOneGuy-hq5cj 11 месяцев назад +5

    12:42 has the same vibes as the Cup Of Dirt meme

  • @liam1253
    @liam1253 Год назад +71

    2:49 the Schlress

  • @NCL238
    @NCL238 Год назад +58

    10:25 putting this here to remember the day "schlatt" murders ted on october 23, 2025

  • @user_abuser7
    @user_abuser7 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm convinced Ted designed and uploaded the shlanket

  • @clockguy5436
    @clockguy5436 7 месяцев назад +3

    Just under two years before Ted's death. tick tock, gentlemen.

  • @jett3474
    @jett3474 Год назад +175

    Can’t believe Schaltt and Ted let their 12 year old son be on a video with them, so wholesome ❤

  • @xyrkzes
    @xyrkzes Год назад +188

    I would honestly buy 30 copies of the "beware the one from 'ohio'" shirt and wear it every day.

    • @duckonaroll1913
      @duckonaroll1913 Год назад +6

      would you still do it

    • @Chicken4War
      @Chicken4War 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@duckonaroll1913maybe a different state

  • @unclebenny9374
    @unclebenny9374 Год назад +3

    watching this for comfort after getting into a car crash thank you

  • @novaduck_iv
    @novaduck_iv 10 месяцев назад +2

    I put "R.I.P Ted Nivison" in my calendar for October 23rd 2025 so in a couple years time, I'll see it and be very confused.

  • @spoon50
    @spoon50 Год назад +229

    when the world needed him most, he returned!

    • @pleasantchastisement
      @pleasantchastisement Год назад +1

      i have been waiting for the day, the hour, the minute and second for this man to post again

    • @_uncredited_
      @_uncredited_ Год назад +2

      And soon to the ashes he shall fade once more

    • @pleasantchastisement
      @pleasantchastisement Год назад

      @@_uncredited_ the horror

    • @_uncredited_
      @_uncredited_ Год назад +2

      @@pleasantchastisement October 23rd 2025

  • @compoundcrown7689
    @compoundcrown7689 Год назад +37

    It looks like “Schlatt” enjoys it when we buy his “Schlanket”

  • @wmarsh066
    @wmarsh066 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:19 I bought this shirt. It fits my personality so perfectly

  • @OmniAndAgender
    @OmniAndAgender 9 месяцев назад +1

    8:06 I read the shirt correctly and idk how. It says "I'm not saying I'm wonder woman, I'm just saying that nobody has ever seen me and wonder woman in the same room together"

  • @wholesomemusic9
    @wholesomemusic9 Год назад +120

    I love how once Chuckle Sandwich has been reunited once more, Schlatt and Charlie immediately fight once again

  • @capri_bee
    @capri_bee Год назад +186

    Schlatt trying not a laugh saying “genre of color” had me going

  • @evansanne6797
    @evansanne6797 10 месяцев назад +1

    5:58 aw man, Charlie should've worn this for Genloss, this would've been great

  • @NIX-STARLIGHT
    @NIX-STARLIGHT Год назад +3

    7:46
    It says:
    IM NOT SAYING IM WONDER WOMAN
    IM JUST SAYING NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ME AND WONDER WOMAN
    IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER
    You are welcome 😃

  • @Mc_Adore-r
    @Mc_Adore-r Год назад +47

    8:58 i dont like where this is going

  • @renaejay6888
    @renaejay6888 Год назад +117

    I missed Charlie w the boys. all three of their personalities together is just legendary

  • @Oreckful
    @Oreckful 14 дней назад +1

    This is just the unofficial last episode of chuckle sandwich with Charlie

  • @yvessntlt
    @yvessntlt Год назад +2

    "nothing is free in this world" well... i got a water dispenser at a church yard sale for 2.50$ so I'd say it gets pretty cheap.

  • @peachlover7265
    @peachlover7265 Год назад +163

    The fact my dad actually owns that “hey snowflake” shirt is very embarrassing