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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  2 года назад +3485

    Download Opera GX now for FREE: operagx.gg/jschlattLIVE3

    • @aerok7
      @aerok7 2 года назад +39

      Ok "schlatt"

    • @JackJellyv
      @JackJellyv 2 года назад +30

      No thank you.

    • @schizophil1
      @schizophil1 2 года назад

      I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg

    • @lukeg1058
      @lukeg1058 2 года назад +10

      Whats up checkmark?

    • @lee-tm5dl
      @lee-tm5dl 2 года назад +3

      okayyy

  • @tmor9336
    @tmor9336 2 года назад +23284

    For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 2 года назад +48

      😆

    • @duskstorm3560
      @duskstorm3560 2 года назад +1029

      At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot

    • @tmor9336
      @tmor9336 2 года назад +172

      @@duskstorm3560 lmao facts

    • @swegmastur614
      @swegmastur614 2 года назад +336

      @@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here

    • @communadog7874
      @communadog7874 2 года назад +251

      @@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here

  • @austinb.4230
    @austinb.4230 2 года назад +7299

    i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd

    • @SumrekoIRL
      @SumrekoIRL 2 года назад +128

      True, it was hilarious though

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 года назад +535

      I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect

    • @elijahpelito4722
      @elijahpelito4722 2 года назад +95

      Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time

    • @jenopolgar9447
      @jenopolgar9447 2 года назад +23

      How to make meth btw, asking for a friend

    • @Lazarus_The_NPC
      @Lazarus_The_NPC 2 года назад +8

      The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 2 года назад +5598

    People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
    People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*

    • @daquavious8011
      @daquavious8011 2 года назад +64

      @awnx ruyv thats what he said

    • @letmetie8718
      @letmetie8718 2 года назад

      @@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr 2 года назад +39

      @@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned

    • @dusklolr
      @dusklolr 2 года назад +33

      trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 2 года назад +23

      "I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."

  • @JoeMama-wr1wr
    @JoeMama-wr1wr Год назад +1799

    After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!

    • @javabeans9853
      @javabeans9853 Год назад +26

      🤫

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists Год назад +77

      Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice

    • @dane7739
      @dane7739 Год назад +85

      I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.

    • @thatonelittleladybug.1105
      @thatonelittleladybug.1105 Год назад +1

      naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka

  • @painoman5083
    @painoman5083 2 года назад +12359

    I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao

    • @leylapank4671
      @leylapank4671 2 года назад

      I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible

    • @ms.chicolato5949
      @ms.chicolato5949 2 года назад +203

      it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol

    • @Pankakes_11
      @Pankakes_11 2 года назад +90

      Its educational

    • @dreamspeedrundununanun6932
      @dreamspeedrundununanun6932 2 года назад +14

      I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.

    • @sinicule
      @sinicule 2 года назад

      schlatt community

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 года назад +43360

    This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 года назад +2489

    It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances

    • @imthestickman
      @imthestickman 2 года назад +269

      it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin

    • @TheArtonSlo
      @TheArtonSlo 2 года назад +151

      @@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.

    • @Kitkat-xc2kd
      @Kitkat-xc2kd 2 года назад +51

      @@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?

    • @emma_nutella58
      @emma_nutella58 2 года назад +94

      @@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place

    • @EmeraldLegate_
      @EmeraldLegate_ 2 года назад

      @@Kitkat-xc2kd google.
      I personally know how to make these illegal items:
      M*th
      Pipebombs
      Napalm
      Blackpowder (gunpowder)
      C*caine
      Uranium-235

  • @vekazu_is_great_guy
    @vekazu_is_great_guy 7 месяцев назад +69

    For anyone who left wondering:
    While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.

    • @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp
      @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp Месяц назад

      It is the same bag as vodka functionally just a shot

    • @TobyOelkers
      @TobyOelkers 20 дней назад

      So it’s just gross tasting alcohol? Unless it’s methanol you’d have to drink more than a normal person could drink without vomiting

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 14 дней назад

      so you're saying I can get drunk off of pure vanilla extract

  • @lukeg1058
    @lukeg1058 2 года назад +3564

    Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked

    • @Mr.Pixelated
      @Mr.Pixelated 2 года назад +41

      These fucking bots

    • @GaneGer
      @GaneGer 2 года назад

      "schlutt"

    • @Equinox_038
      @Equinox_038 2 года назад +15

      @@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol

    • @Mr.Pixelated
      @Mr.Pixelated 2 года назад +7

      @@Equinox_038 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts

    • @ViscoseComb24
      @ViscoseComb24 2 года назад +4

      @@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.

  • @reedplaysgames
    @reedplaysgames 2 года назад +909

    At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on RUclips and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.

    • @danieldoesdumbstuff
      @danieldoesdumbstuff 2 года назад +23

      Charcoal.

    • @danieldoesdumbstuff
      @danieldoesdumbstuff 2 года назад +27

      @Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here

    • @ziplocbag4303
      @ziplocbag4303 2 года назад +75

      Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort

    • @reedplaysgames
      @reedplaysgames 2 года назад +8

      @@ziplocbag4303 based

    • @Pankakes_11
      @Pankakes_11 2 года назад +4

      Its educational!

  • @hottrash7942
    @hottrash7942 2 года назад +3848

    Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.

    • @landonolson6753
      @landonolson6753 2 года назад

      @@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 2 года назад +166

      i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder

    • @Gabush
      @Gabush 2 года назад +61

      he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 2 года назад +57

      @@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 2 года назад +36

      @@momoavatar4960
      Yes, and that’s precisely why we should.
      When the government fears The People, there is freedom.

  • @Snatch2
    @Snatch2 Год назад +78

    At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst 2 года назад +8812

    I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 года назад +6269

      Are u from braking bad

    • @Mr.Pixelated
      @Mr.Pixelated 2 года назад +412

      @@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is

    • @skibidienjoyer2
      @skibidienjoyer2 2 года назад +339

      @@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99

    • @evllestguy
      @evllestguy 2 года назад +40

      @@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo

    • @frost6916
      @frost6916 2 года назад +13

      @@jschlattLIVE no

  • @fluffydragon1525
    @fluffydragon1525 2 года назад +1071

    I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”

    • @Carsey-lf5my
      @Carsey-lf5my 2 года назад +11

      @@ItzMalick ok idc

    • @gear6881
      @gear6881 2 года назад +25

      There’s no price tag so it’s free

    • @fluffydragon1525
      @fluffydragon1525 2 года назад +2

      @@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale

    • @smolbluegoblin
      @smolbluegoblin 2 года назад +5

      ​@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 Год назад +1

      He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst 2 года назад +3018

    I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire

  • @brianso359
    @brianso359 Год назад +21

    i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence

  • @jamjon6616
    @jamjon6616 2 года назад +3264

    Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on

  • @weavesnatcher8457
    @weavesnatcher8457 2 года назад +1005

    Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes

  • @kaunta_21
    @kaunta_21 2 года назад +847

    Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!"
    Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"

    • @datsimplenope
      @datsimplenope Год назад +15

      At least the guns are legal

    • @TobyOelkers
      @TobyOelkers 20 дней назад

      @@datsimplenopeit’s only illegal once you start cooking the meth

  • @What18990
    @What18990 7 месяцев назад +6

    I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.

  • @joneyisbigfunny
    @joneyisbigfunny 2 года назад +814

    I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!

  • @Mindless_entertainmenr
    @Mindless_entertainmenr 2 года назад +868

    Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies

  • @gothic_velvet4642
    @gothic_velvet4642 2 года назад +328

    i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 Год назад +15

    I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane

  • @nosk7139
    @nosk7139 2 года назад +318

    The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)

  • @Monlordbing
    @Monlordbing 2 года назад +1166

    Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning
    1 month later: The Queen 💀

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple 2 года назад +675

    We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.

    • @hosipl2375
      @hosipl2375 2 года назад +6

      We don’t talk about ‘99

    • @sherwingonsalves8821
      @sherwingonsalves8821 2 года назад +9

      @@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999

    • @EggsWithSyrup
      @EggsWithSyrup 2 года назад

      @@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u 4 месяца назад

      ​@sherwingonsalves8821

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u 4 месяца назад

      ​@@sherwingonsalves8821what did he do in 1999

  • @msma8437
    @msma8437 2 года назад +6

    at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.

  • @samihamchev9528
    @samihamchev9528 2 года назад +447

    Schlatt:Show me your cooking
    Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook

    • @szamurainagy7644
      @szamurainagy7644 Год назад +7

      Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine

    • @roshasensi2220
      @roshasensi2220 Год назад +2

      @@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 2 года назад +355

    Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..

    • @catboyneilcicierega
      @catboyneilcicierega 2 года назад

      @@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sarchiba
      @sarchiba 2 года назад +3

      💀💀
      These skulls are literal

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 2 года назад +159

    I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 года назад +12

      Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 2 года назад

      Noted, thank you!

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo Год назад

      He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.

  • @Ttruck-Ddriver
    @Ttruck-Ddriver Год назад +88

    5:38 I rate that 9/11

  • @radioaktiv2531
    @radioaktiv2531 2 года назад +409

    As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.

    • @catboyneilcicierega
      @catboyneilcicierega 2 года назад +33

      Are u from braking bad

    • @hemishrajguru7602
      @hemishrajguru7602 2 года назад +12

      @@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    • @radioaktiv2531
      @radioaktiv2531 2 года назад +5

      @@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao

  • @thegambler4055
    @thegambler4055 2 года назад +740

    Jshlatt looking tasty

  • @Whyteyy
    @Whyteyy 2 года назад +150

    6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly

  • @RealFreakishGaming
    @RealFreakishGaming Год назад +30

    Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 2 года назад +298

    This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 года назад +14

      I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993

    • @oogwayoverthere6159
      @oogwayoverthere6159 2 года назад +3

      Don't forget the clips channel.

    • @emiliz2071
      @emiliz2071 2 года назад +1

      Sponser too

    • @lilakoala636
      @lilakoala636 2 года назад

      @@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.

  • @Okiemono
    @Okiemono 2 года назад +170

    “Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video

  • @niko11403
    @niko11403 2 года назад +79

    the four horsemen of the apocalypse
    - viewers showing their feet
    - stolen street signs
    - weezers music
    - meth

    • @x8bitpixel
      @x8bitpixel 2 года назад +6

      You forgot 9/11.

    • @TrungNguyen-no9mx
      @TrungNguyen-no9mx Год назад +4

      So it's FIVE horsemen
      1. Viewers showing their feet
      2. Stolen Street Signs
      3. Weezer music
      4. 9/11
      5. M E T H

    • @Alicentdollie
      @Alicentdollie Год назад +1

      I'm the meth one.

  • @Mister_Marcin
    @Mister_Marcin 26 дней назад +7

    4:13 just from the accent I could tell that he was polish

  • @brinzley
    @brinzley 2 года назад +102

    I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over

    • @brinzley
      @brinzley 2 года назад +1

      @zoiu tooi Yessss😂

  • @Buttercookie_Draws
    @Buttercookie_Draws 2 года назад +191

    I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers

    • @bella_daze3092
      @bella_daze3092 2 года назад

      Same

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video

    • @Buttercookie_Draws
      @Buttercookie_Draws 2 года назад +3

      @@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 2 года назад +2

      @@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 Год назад

      Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 2 года назад +266

    Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.

    • @nihalanand2690
      @nihalanand2690 2 года назад +14

      Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.

    • @PatriotAnimates
      @PatriotAnimates Год назад +8

      @@nihalanand2690 weeb

    • @nihalanand2690
      @nihalanand2690 Год назад +4

      @@PatriotAnimates yes

    • @AQ_77
      @AQ_77 7 месяцев назад

      @@nihalanand2690ew

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 Месяц назад +1

    I like how schlort went from hating the schlanket and everything it stands for....to selling the damn thing himself with Jambo on the other side.

  • @RealPVMovies
    @RealPVMovies 2 года назад +52

    6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!

  • @liamtrippi2749
    @liamtrippi2749 2 года назад +55

    The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time

  • @RealRaizo
    @RealRaizo 2 года назад +44

    5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.

  • @wwalt2819
    @wwalt2819 2 года назад +18

    The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws.
    #1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it
    #2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat.
    #3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter.
    Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘

    • @wwalt2819
      @wwalt2819 2 года назад +1

      Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor

    • @NuggetHQ
      @NuggetHQ Год назад +1

      No one came here for steak recipes

    • @Voidshroom
      @Voidshroom 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@NuggetHQi did

  • @randomyoutuber4189
    @randomyoutuber4189 2 года назад +179

    4:39
    “You can’t redeem yourself from that”
    “Duwehdowehduleh”
    “WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_
    WHAHAT”

    • @MashedProTatoes
      @MashedProTatoes 4 месяца назад

      *proceeds to eat an empty egg shell*

    • @bhumigaming8914
      @bhumigaming8914 4 месяца назад

      @@MashedProTatoes he ate the f----- shell

  • @modocrisma2
    @modocrisma2 2 года назад +32

    I'm loving the hell out of this "Ranking Your..." series. Makes my day when a new one comes out.

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 2 года назад +95

    I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind

  • @KAngel32
    @KAngel32 Год назад +1

    It is not recommended to drink vanilla extract as it contains a high percentage of alcohol, typically around 35%, which can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. Ingesting large amounts of alcohol can cause symptoms such as dizziness, confusion, nausea, vomiting, and even alcohol poisoning.

  • @beeyuhs
    @beeyuhs 2 года назад +41

    Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man

  • @sam-jr8tj
    @sam-jr8tj 2 года назад +71

    Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊

  • @dvijkotadia6242
    @dvijkotadia6242 2 года назад +142

    Idk what's funnier
    The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs
    Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for

  • @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764
    @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 2 года назад +16

    3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign

  • @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
    @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 2 года назад +30

    10:20 is amazing

  • @MCFC-OK-
    @MCFC-OK- 2 года назад +49

    8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background?
    .

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 2 года назад +108

    10:49
    Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!?
    Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something

    • @RandomStory420
      @RandomStory420 2 года назад +8

      As an anime fan, i can confirm this

    • @ipoh1154
      @ipoh1154 9 месяцев назад +1

      wrong timestamp

    • @digital660
      @digital660 3 месяца назад

      WHATS WITH THE- se homies dissing my girl

  • @jerryogpack
    @jerryogpack 2 года назад +4

    0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft 2 года назад +33

    0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.

  • @Gangsta_Playz
    @Gangsta_Playz 2 года назад +28

    8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 2 года назад +18

    Every evaluation of fan-made entries for Schlatt's videos always has at least one hysterical laugh. Like this one at 6:29.

  • @All_Your_Fandom_Needs
    @All_Your_Fandom_Needs 4 месяца назад

    Played this at my Nana's funeral, very fitting because she was a chef. Everybody loved Gay-Shlunk, they were all crying and screaming. The sponsorship really made everyone emotional. Thank you Jimmy-Shlitty

  • @clarevyn7478
    @clarevyn7478 2 года назад +112

    I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.

  • @duskstorm3560
    @duskstorm3560 2 года назад +22

    I learned so much from this stream! I can't wait to try these recipes myself at home

  • @lilblue4931
    @lilblue4931 Год назад +1

    SCHLAKE AND SCHLANKET TOGETHER IN ONE VIDEO

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 2 года назад +37

    This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier?
    When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent 2 года назад

      yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong

  • @partimeselfslander
    @partimeselfslander 2 года назад +21

    that ad at 1:54 was comically at perfect timing because im literally crying over my grandma passing while watching this (because grief is weird & she died last week). so yeah, kinda chuckled a bit over that paragraph lol

  • @areusure538
    @areusure538 2 года назад +25

    I love how his editor went through the effort to censor even the slightest mention of meth in the vod but its barely censored in this video

  • @futuristic.gam3r
    @futuristic.gam3r Год назад +33

    '"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52

  • @Wengle123
    @Wengle123 2 года назад +7

    Thank you Shlaggert for helping us creators find new inspiration and laughter! You've helped me grow and progress as a person in such a big guy way.

  • @gripface4928
    @gripface4928 2 года назад +134

    Very interesting how "shlatt" "reacts" to the delectable "food" his "fans" "offered" him

    • @kinnie4502
      @kinnie4502 2 года назад +1

      this was fun to read

  • @ajjenkins1813
    @ajjenkins1813 2 года назад +51

    I lost it when it went from a genuinely creepy video to an ingredients list for bth, i love this community

  • @loganplaysguitar0126
    @loganplaysguitar0126 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:42 that was basically just a shot of tequila with vanilla beans so yes, as long as he is the legal drinking age he can technically do that

  • @saur3813
    @saur3813 2 года назад +40

    2:15 New viewers: hey that's a nice background wallpaper! Looks like a plane or a rocket!
    Regular jschlatt viewers: on September 11 2001

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 2 года назад +11

    As a person whose brother eats sunflower seeds, 7:29 is a pretty accurate depiction of it feels after he's eaten a whole bag of sunflower seeds and can't be bothered to clean up.

  • @justvibingthroughlife917
    @justvibingthroughlife917 2 года назад +45

    schlatt should start a patreon where he features all of the meth cooking stuff and makes tutorials on how to produce narcotics

  • @k3nny706
    @k3nny706 2 года назад +4

    WE NEED TO CANCEL JSCHLATT!!!!! As soon as he saw a person in cat ears he said "hoooooooe!", believe me it's true. 3:58

  • @ewakosiorska5839
    @ewakosiorska5839 2 года назад +32

    Another cameo 5:30 the garfield mug guy that got braindamage from the lead in the mug and went insane

  • @UnsyncedCrew
    @UnsyncedCrew 2 года назад +40

    Thanks jschlatt for watching our video we made for you at 9:51
    but you should have watched the whole thing you pepega.

    • @oulaavii
      @oulaavii 2 года назад

      He probably did on the stream, idk

    • @buttermilk2765
      @buttermilk2765 2 года назад +1

      @@oulaavii He left out with the last 5 seconds

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад

      He watched it all on stream, and the video was fantastic. Thank you for your work ❤️❤️❤️

  • @kevinmartin9674
    @kevinmartin9674 2 года назад +43

    9:18 why are you standing like that

    • @Mr.SoggyShoes
      @Mr.SoggyShoes 2 года назад

      @@ItzMalick Ok

    • @TheDoccMan
      @TheDoccMan Год назад +1

      Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago

  • @Clyde7585
    @Clyde7585 2 года назад +19

    8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal:
    The meth cookers on the other hand.....

  • @bella_daze3092
    @bella_daze3092 2 года назад +35

    9:29 Shlatt looked so done here I swear :,) I mean- I don’t blame him. The video was NUTS

    • @fether835
      @fether835 2 года назад +2

      9:27

    • @monterfall
      @monterfall 2 года назад +2

      @@fether835 whats the song called?

    • @rhy.westerman
      @rhy.westerman 2 года назад +2

      @@monterfall Buddy Holly

  • @thathunter
    @thathunter 2 года назад +8

    jschlatt's videos nowadays are just him descending into madness and I'm loving it.

  • @socks4416
    @socks4416 2 года назад +39

    0:32 someone needs to check on the guy, its actually really dangerous if you drink vanilla extract like that

    • @Orions_Void
      @Orions_Void 2 года назад +1

      Really? Damn

    • @Aurora_Animates
      @Aurora_Animates Год назад +1

      It could be something else and he said it was vanilla extract

    • @manaholic1680
      @manaholic1680 Год назад +1

      Nah it's Jager. he's just tipsy

  • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
    @frootloopsenthusiast2991 Год назад +1

    5:03 love how this was an actual intro to a video, unedited by the reposter lmao

  • @Crasteeh
    @Crasteeh 2 года назад +38

    6:55 I Couldn't ignore that one fucking chat message: ''172 cases of lost Rice''

    • @leodaoust8035
      @leodaoust8035 2 года назад

      @@ItzMalick we didn't fucking ask this is not the place

  • @waleedshamsi9031
    @waleedshamsi9031 2 года назад +38

    4:29 strongest jschaltt viewer

  • @poggyfroggy_isntmine4596
    @poggyfroggy_isntmine4596 2 года назад +41

    0:25 the schlake

  • @ryerbartels7040
    @ryerbartels7040 Год назад +1

    bro my mom use to feed me vanilla extract as a punishment for cursing when i was little this just makes that pure pain for me 0:28

  • @takethelaneband2884
    @takethelaneband2884 2 года назад +27

    why is our drummer in a jschlatt video playing weezer 9:11

  • @cursedone8771
    @cursedone8771 2 года назад +15

    Schlatt is a good break from other channels. His community is so unhinged it’s very fun and different from anything else I watch!

    • @briggy4359
      @briggy4359 11 месяцев назад +2

      It's almost like a 4chan simulator

  • @JayFiendXD
    @JayFiendXD 2 года назад +21

    'Schlatt' could become a whole drug kingpin with all of the recipes that he gets sent to him

  • @HollowBot1
    @HollowBot1 3 месяца назад +1

    0:31 what ever you do, DO NOT CONSUME FAKE VANILLA EXTRACT AKA THE STUFF ON SCREEN. Mainly because of where it comes from, but i cannot say where it comes from, cause yt would kick me out.

  • @danieltucker1403
    @danieltucker1403 2 года назад +33

    This man at 3:34 hit the twin towers with a free sign on a free shopping cart. Legend

  • @hyperspeed2272
    @hyperspeed2272 2 года назад +12

    I love this cursed series “Schlatt”, keep this series alive.

  • @Sesnage
    @Sesnage 2 года назад +67

    “Schlatt” is sooo “fun” when he makes these “videos”.

    • @Gvazdika.
      @Gvazdika. 2 года назад

      dam the bots!!!!!

  • @theexplodedguys264
    @theexplodedguys264 Год назад +5

    9:02 FINALLY