Why Did You Send THIS To Me?!?

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  10 месяцев назад +32636

    My PO Box is closed now by the way. Don’t bother sending more graduation invites. Thanks.

    • @BlackWidow5681
      @BlackWidow5681 10 месяцев назад +3017

      I’m sending a traffic cone edit:HOLY HELL SO MUCH LIKES THANK YOU

    • @Magearna-
      @Magearna- 10 месяцев назад +872

      schlatt please let us out the basement

    • @PotatoeKool
      @PotatoeKool 10 месяцев назад +149

      :(

    • @Crimsrn
      @Crimsrn 10 месяцев назад +336

      ok schladdy daddy

    • @Astro88-99
      @Astro88-99 10 месяцев назад +353

      You forgot the cocaine i sended

  • @Berd
    @Berd 10 месяцев назад +41673

    im glad he finally got my obama candle

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 10 месяцев назад +20931

    fun fact: the Graduation thing was in fact something that was planned. i traced the internet for a bit, and found a post on Reddit from 4 years ago talking about "how funny it would be to do that to a RUclipsr when they open a PO Box"

    • @jackqtvsstuff715
      @jackqtvsstuff715 10 месяцев назад +262

      Link? Or sub? Name of post? I wanna read the comments

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 10 месяцев назад

      @@jackqtvsstuff715 my guy, it is nearly 2am... imma catch some z's first yeah? then i can scower through Reddit again to find it. my log is removed every time i close the browser lol.

    • @BESTGRASS
      @BESTGRASS 10 месяцев назад +1205

      I literally sent mine to so many RUclipsrs (I am the rolling out the red carpet person lol)

    • @Raycrazy-Studios-YT
      @Raycrazy-Studios-YT 10 месяцев назад +32

      Ha😂

    • @brenben10
      @brenben10 10 месяцев назад +637

      Nah, I was a HS senior in 2022. That's when it became a trend on tiktok to send your grad invites to big companies and celebrities. People started posting about getting responses and it just blew up from there lol. Saw someone get a letter from the president at one point

  • @TheCrystonian
    @TheCrystonian 10 месяцев назад +3823

    I love how you can tell that in some of those packages Schlatt regrets not opening sooner. Like the Rammy calender

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co 10 месяцев назад +109

      for god sake, it's been 3 years due to Schlatt being an old man that has seen the meteorite that killed all the dinosaurs

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +8

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Idkbrowhat2do
      @Idkbrowhat2do 3 месяца назад +2

      Like the book

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger Месяц назад +1

      Schlooner*

  • @allbiourselves5482
    @allbiourselves5482 9 месяцев назад +8878

    I was the person who sent the letter at 8:17
    I have actually NOT graduated yet, and i DID fail the assignment.
    Thanks, schart! 👍

  • @snowyarts5798
    @snowyarts5798 10 месяцев назад +6265

    Handy tip guys! If you want to invite schlatt to a grad party, make sure to send it 3 years before you graduate!

    • @BESTGRASS
      @BESTGRASS 10 месяцев назад +142

      Real ( I’m the rolling out the red carpet person)😭

    • @apple-de8tx
      @apple-de8tx 10 месяцев назад +73

      Still in time for your college graduation! And your wedding! And the birth of your first child!

    • @yeli3145
      @yeli3145 10 месяцев назад +14

      shiii, means i have to send mines now cuz in 3 years i get my bachelors degree lol

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co 10 месяцев назад +7

      finishing collage is just showing that you are old

    • @Robocrab-td8dr
      @Robocrab-td8dr 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@NubE-CoYou can really feel the aches in your bones and your thinning mental capacity in your twenties

  • @AquasPetSpider
    @AquasPetSpider 10 месяцев назад +20474

    Btw Schlatt, the first letter to Jambo was just coded into "bitch"

    • @DontReadMyProfilePicture_
      @DontReadMyProfilePicture_ 10 месяцев назад +91

      *don’t read my name\*

    • @The1LooseBrick
      @The1LooseBrick 10 месяцев назад

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture_shut up

    • @xirus_1008
      @xirus_1008 10 месяцев назад +693

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok

    • @randomcarno11
      @randomcarno11 10 месяцев назад +348

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok I wont

    • @Unlike_Monster
      @Unlike_Monster 10 месяцев назад +648

      I hate how I gen learned to write and read the whole Minecraft language as a 12 yr old. 💀💀💀

  • @zenerstorm95
    @zenerstorm95 10 месяцев назад +13062

    The graduation invites is actually a plot YEARS in the making. Seriously how could anyone have seen that coming?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +23

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @BonkedCat
      @BonkedCat 10 месяцев назад +11

      E

    • @crisbelost
      @crisbelost 10 месяцев назад +51

      Me because I was the master mind schalty

    • @Serfboard1220
      @Serfboard1220 10 месяцев назад +5

      E

    • @joebob7958
      @joebob7958 10 месяцев назад +4

      E

  • @north_s1de
    @north_s1de 9 месяцев назад +323

    "im not coming to your graduation party" Invitation : 4 Years Ago

  • @jipsa5148
    @jipsa5148 10 месяцев назад +25311

    Timestamps:
    0:00 Start
    17:40 End

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 10 месяцев назад +7347

    "A forgotten language"
    That is Enchantment.

    • @hamsi_bey4850
      @hamsi_bey4850 10 месяцев назад +175

      he probably didn't realise because he is not a NERD!!!!!

    • @hehe_gt
      @hehe_gt 10 месяцев назад +46

      womp womp

    • @curri6701
      @curri6701 10 месяцев назад +11

      Benevolent
      Edit: But g rah

    • @curri6701
      @curri6701 10 месяцев назад +4

      Why not

    • @curri6701
      @curri6701 10 месяцев назад

      Nhgnglgse

  • @nathan584
    @nathan584 9 месяцев назад +333

    Crazy that toaster is actually kinda rare and sought after by collecters of old appliances. Doesn't surprise me considering there's people in this world obsessed with fire alarms like pokemon

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 10 месяцев назад +4166

    Schlongula literally has warlocks in his audience, who tf else would send him this kind of shit 😭💀

    • @Adrig-R
      @Adrig-R 10 месяцев назад +151

      Tf is “scholngula” bro I’m dying 😭

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +5

      E‎ ‎

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 10 месяцев назад +8

      Probably highschoolers

    • @RandomTroller1234
      @RandomTroller1234 10 месяцев назад +18

      He doesn't get any breaks, his fans are just wild asf 💀

    • @Duny4-ni6gu
      @Duny4-ni6gu 10 месяцев назад +7

      Minecrafters 🙏

  • @lemon2079
    @lemon2079 10 месяцев назад +2426

    15:15 “I would like to show you my gratitude with my package” 🤨

    • @Cardboard_Stitches
      @Cardboard_Stitches 10 месяцев назад +51

      well if you insist

    • @JTF-B
      @JTF-B 9 месяцев назад +11

      what am I witnessing

  • @johnlime1469
    @johnlime1469 10 месяцев назад +4319

    3:08 I feel bad for the guy that sent in the genuine heartfelt letter.

    • @DABASSCOW
      @DABASSCOW 10 месяцев назад +72

      was it you

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@DABASSCOWlol

    • @xdeep_freeze3684
      @xdeep_freeze3684 10 месяцев назад +610

      @@DABASSCOW yeah it was me. i was the heartfelt letter.

    • @Duny4-ni6gu
      @Duny4-ni6gu 10 месяцев назад

      @@xdeep_freeze3684 :0

    • @tandemmusic1
      @tandemmusic1 10 месяцев назад +359

      his first mistake was sending a heartfelt letter to jschlatt

  • @Hii-nk8tp
    @Hii-nk8tp 8 месяцев назад +570

    MY DAD JUST SAID “Is that schlatt????” HOW TF DOES HE KNOW?

    • @unknownthecat
      @unknownthecat 7 месяцев назад +53

      he recognizes schleenut butter

    • @JillCheese
      @JillCheese 7 месяцев назад +20

      Real recognize real and schlatt

    • @pou-c
      @pou-c 6 месяцев назад +40

      "I haven't met him since 1999!"

    • @Stressedartist
      @Stressedartist 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@pou-cNAHH

    • @BrotherBot3000
      @BrotherBot3000 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@pou-cHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Shinochaos
    @Shinochaos 10 месяцев назад +1841

    rest in peace schloggert i cant believe after serving the military it was a toaster from the 1920s that took him out

    • @AdamAJST
      @AdamAJST 10 месяцев назад +5

      Schloggert

    • @RegularName0
      @RegularName0 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@AdamAJSTSchloggert​

    • @wika1117
      @wika1117 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@RegularName0 Schloggert​

    • @RipChilly3273
      @RipChilly3273 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@PeiceofNick Nah it's gotta be an air fryer from the 1960's

  • @LucasOliveira-tr1vf
    @LucasOliveira-tr1vf 10 месяцев назад +239

    To anyone wondering, the enchantment table letter to jambo is just a list of the different types of cheese. It says: "Cheddar, Parmigiano. Reggiano, Roquefort, Arie, Gruyere, Feta, Mozzarella, Manchego, Gorgonzola, Epoisses, Swiss cheese, Gouda cheese, Mountereyjack, Muenster cheese, Provolone, Blue cheese, Camembert, Irish cheddar, Havarti,"(this is not the full letter)
    truly beautiful.

  • @RyanSoltani
    @RyanSoltani 10 месяцев назад +1431

    Apparently the dozens of graduation invites was a plan years in the making, with a Reddit post saying how funny It’d be to send him all of those 😂💀

  • @FreakFlame
    @FreakFlame 8 месяцев назад +99

    So nice of "Jing Jing Schlatt" to finally show all the wonderful gifts he's received over the years

  • @Toastedfrenchfrog
    @Toastedfrenchfrog 10 месяцев назад +1232

    Scat Going insane after a barrage of Graduation invitations is casually a moment of fear for the witnesses of 99'

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +3

      E‎ ‎

    • @gleepglorp3
      @gleepglorp3 10 месяцев назад

      @PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui The schlongulator

    • @wobwoop
      @wobwoop 10 месяцев назад +8

      @PhoenixPhantom-oh4uihe just called him scat…

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not scat! 🤢🤮

    • @hihello5753
      @hihello5753 10 месяцев назад

      :D

  • @Jedwerd
    @Jedwerd 10 месяцев назад +507

    Good to see “Schlank” finally started trusting mailboxes enough to open them. I thought that after that stunt he pulled in ‘99, he’d be paranoid forever

    • @BlackWidow5681
      @BlackWidow5681 10 месяцев назад +11

      Ah yes shit my favorite RUclipsr

    • @wot7969
      @wot7969 10 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@BlackWidow5681Ah yes schlut my favorite youtuber

    • @anthonyst-onge
      @anthonyst-onge 10 месяцев назад +3

      @PhoenixPhantom-oh4uiAh yes « Shaloupe » my favorite youtuber

    • @qwertyuiop8795
      @qwertyuiop8795 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@anthonyst-onge ah yes, schwank, my favorite -music artist- content creator

  • @JustPinging
    @JustPinging 10 месяцев назад +3045

    Quick advice! Since schlatt closed his P.O. Box, there’s actually still a way to send him mail, just send it to 900 Red River Street, Austin Texas!

    • @nobodynever4326
      @nobodynever4326 10 месяцев назад +888

      If you want to be sure that he opens YOUR package, just travel there yourself and stare at him through the window every evening

    • @eiprilfoss2294
      @eiprilfoss2294 10 месяцев назад +566

      Did you just post the address of a gay night club.

    • @eeveeblazelol
      @eeveeblazelol 10 месяцев назад

      @@eiprilfoss2294 obviously, since mr shliingleberry frequents there quite often

    • @gavin6850
      @gavin6850 10 месяцев назад +319

      @@eiprilfoss2294how you know that?🤨📸

    • @K..C
      @K..C 10 месяцев назад

      @@eiprilfoss2294 📸

  • @stoopid.ideeit
    @stoopid.ideeit 9 месяцев назад +70

    “Aww from Jambo”
    Sends enchantment letters

  • @cuddamationsstudios8980
    @cuddamationsstudios8980 10 месяцев назад +2137

    0:00 “aww, for Jambo”
    Process to open letter
    *DEFLATES*

    • @SeaBunni0
      @SeaBunni0 9 месяцев назад +29

      That letter was written in minecraft enchantment table, which makes it even funnier since I can read it

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@SeaBunni0 What does it read? I don’t understand the ancient language of Minecraft enchant table.

    • @SeaBunni0
      @SeaBunni0 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260 I can't really be sure and I don't really feel like translating. The image is too low quality and the camera keeps moving.

    • @pennydreadfuls_
      @pennydreadfuls_ 9 месяцев назад

      @@SeaBunni0 my video quality dropped to like 144p cause my connection is awful and i thought it was kurt cobains suicide note for a second

    • @hajebde8282
      @hajebde8282 9 месяцев назад +6

      its the standard galactic language, you can translate it

  • @SherbertLand
    @SherbertLand 10 месяцев назад +940

    "if you have to look up a test to tell you wether or not you're gay, you most likely are"
    *Schlatt asking a magic 8 ball if he's straight*

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 10 месяцев назад +29

      Kinda like "thinking about the game makes you lose the game" type deal.

    • @ninja8flash742
      @ninja8flash742 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@EeveeRealSenpai frick I was winning that game for so long

    • @owenpieper8862
      @owenpieper8862 10 месяцев назад +7

      i just lost the game

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 10 месяцев назад

      See, he technically didn't ask if he was gay, it doesn't count. Checkmate, schliberals!

    • @stacklysm
      @stacklysm 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lost the game again, why?????

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 10 месяцев назад +1514

    It almost like Schlitoris is still here with us. Unfortunately the feds got to him first. Fly high big guy🕊️

    • @endergolem9977
      @endergolem9977 10 месяцев назад +13

      Emma, you're a Connor and Schlatt viewer too? Jesus, that explains everything

    • @kanyewestlover47
      @kanyewestlover47 10 месяцев назад +35

      SCHLITORIS HELP ME

    • @Finkle76
      @Finkle76 9 месяцев назад +15

      Rest in Peace my Schligga

    • @Yourrui_en
      @Yourrui_en 9 месяцев назад

      Why can't my boyfriend find my Schlitoris Big Sad D:

    • @nathannaude1006
      @nathannaude1006 9 месяцев назад +2

      schligga...

  • @idioticbuffoon8960
    @idioticbuffoon8960 9 месяцев назад +286

    9:35 of course schlitler saves the furry porn

    • @idioticbuffoon8960
      @idioticbuffoon8960 9 месяцев назад +34

      Also if he doesn't want it anymore I'll take it

    • @hugolindquist
      @hugolindquist 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@idioticbuffoon8960 you thought nobody would see this but i did. also same

    • @Astolfloof
      @Astolfloof 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@hugolindquistyou also thought, maybe not that, but you thought. I would too though.

    • @aedan742
      @aedan742 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Astolfloof you might have maybe thought that he thought that you thought nothing of this comment about the creator of this comment, thinking about how he thought about wanting to save the furry porn that schlatt saved for later, but alas, i thought that you thought that he thought that schlought thought.

    • @joedingo7022
      @joedingo7022 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@aedan742 oxiw brain sstrokew timae

  • @thewritingrowlet2980
    @thewritingrowlet2980 10 месяцев назад +2305

    ‘Schlatt’ doesn’t know that we all sent it collectively. We are a hive mind. The Shlerpinator doesn’t know.

  • @TacoGalaxy7
    @TacoGalaxy7 10 месяцев назад +709

    i love how they just sent an entire scroll of enchanting table symbols to jambo casually

    • @acegrantson
      @acegrantson 10 месяцев назад +26

      he'll understand it, this is jambo

    • @sunnyhinotori2
      @sunnyhinotori2 10 месяцев назад +4

      At the time it sounded like a good idea. Can’t recall what compelled me to do that

    • @endergolem9977
      @endergolem9977 10 месяцев назад

      I dare you to translate the entire Bible in the Enchanted alphabet and send it to him one day

  • @SnowyRibbons
    @SnowyRibbons 10 месяцев назад +354

    props to the dude/chick who sent a whole ass gaming microwave, you are amazing.

  • @hargel3870
    @hargel3870 9 месяцев назад +12

    For anyone who's wondering that letter to Jambo is written in enchantment table. I would have translated it but the Maniac who wrote that forgot to add spaces making it way to much work to translate

  • @user-tired
    @user-tired 10 месяцев назад +1512

    this just once again proves that schlarg's whole community is a hivemind. their sense of humor matches his perfectly

  • @Sleepypilled
    @Sleepypilled 10 месяцев назад +2216

    inviting a youtuber to your graduation is next level parasocial interaction

    • @Japieeh
      @Japieeh 10 месяцев назад

      ok so it's not something normal for americans got it, these are just weirdos

    • @shwars576
      @shwars576 10 месяцев назад +231

      Yeah if they’re of high school graduation age no mincraft youtuber would be interested way too old

    • @chai8941
      @chai8941 10 месяцев назад +243

      I mean yes but tbh I feel like people know Schlatt’s persona enough to know that it’ll just bother him. That is, send it on purpose because it’d be fucking funny to watch him have a mental breakdown over it. And as we have seen it worked like a charm

    • @phoenics0912
      @phoenics0912 10 месяцев назад +38

      I really wonder how many of them were unironic invites 💀

    • @JokingAroundInternet
      @JokingAroundInternet 10 месяцев назад

      @@phoenics0912 I would bet it's arount 10%

  • @lindseytaylor3793
    @lindseytaylor3793 10 месяцев назад +789

    12:00 bro just became the most recent victim of the American Anthrax Attacks(which, oddly enough, was the SECOND most notable event to take place in september of 2001)

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +3

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @lolcat6022
      @lolcat6022 9 месяцев назад

      I was thought of the same thing

  • @cadenjacob5575
    @cadenjacob5575 9 месяцев назад +78

    5:06 i can’t shit properly while im fucking laughing💀💀💀

    • @BillsworldToonz98
      @BillsworldToonz98 4 месяца назад +1

      You’re watching it on the toilet

    • @gimmiekiwi
      @gimmiekiwi 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@Space-nj5vt helps the shit come out 👍

  • @olancorcoran
    @olancorcoran 10 месяцев назад +1880

    We’re living in the timeline where Schlatt is the least problematic MCCC

    • @RedSpiritVR
      @RedSpiritVR 10 месяцев назад +16

      Wheeeeeee

    • @Crafty_boy70
      @Crafty_boy70 10 месяцев назад +106

      Hermitcraft: Am I a joke to you?

    • @p1xelat3d
      @p1xelat3d 10 месяцев назад +36

      He's not a an MCCC

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 10 месяцев назад +30

      what the fuck is an mccc

    • @p1xelat3d
      @p1xelat3d 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@Catnippy minecraft content creator

  • @Cryman819
    @Cryman819 10 месяцев назад +646

    0:47 That 8-Ball only said that out of fear... we all know slatts real attraction is towards men

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 10 месяцев назад +5

      His only attraction is to mayhem

    • @DramaticBatu
      @DramaticBatu 7 месяцев назад

      He is also attracted to the towers

  • @emmalehto4144
    @emmalehto4144 10 месяцев назад +9696

    11:28 you mf it took 3 fucking years to open that package so no wonder all the snacks were spoiled 🤚🙄
    - emma & laura

    • @Specialfella-19
      @Specialfella-19 10 месяцев назад +1417

      At least you didn't send a high school graduation invitation

    • @ronja8031
      @ronja8031 10 месяцев назад +72

      MOIKKA EMMA T: RONJA

    • @emmalehto4144
      @emmalehto4144 10 месяцев назад

      @@ronja8031 MOIKKA RONJA! T:EMMA

    • @J-h.1_0
      @J-h.1_0 10 месяцев назад +57

      Schlaasi on aika on aika tyhmä, eiks ookki.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +7

      E‎ ‎

  • @ttvdystance
    @ttvdystance 9 месяцев назад +188

    5:57 “DUDE it’s a fucking microwave” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dark_Protea
    @Dark_Protea 10 месяцев назад +652

    14:20 As Thai, I'd say that chocalate and another snack is pretty decent. But 3 years?? HELL NAW man 💀💀💀

    • @lemarsh387
      @lemarsh387 9 месяцев назад +10

      those red things can last pretty long in room temperature... but Id doubt it even made it past shipping without melting

    • @williamheng4801
      @williamheng4801 7 месяцев назад

      I hate those, i hate the residue thats left on the top of my mouth

  • @raizenmazoku1519
    @raizenmazoku1519 10 месяцев назад +119

    15:35 him coming to terms with corrupting the youth

  • @captainkerrigan
    @captainkerrigan 10 месяцев назад +527

    16:24 .... at least I got thumbnail privileges

  • @Toast64987
    @Toast64987 9 месяцев назад +4

    Schlum shot never fails to fill me up with a warm and good feeling

  • @devinbrady8503
    @devinbrady8503 10 месяцев назад +1304

    Timestamps:
    0:00 For Jambo
    0:11 For Schlatt
    0:23 Not Cat Food
    0:54 Century-Old Toaster
    1:49 Contractual Obligation💰
    2:51 I've Been Feeling Very Alone
    2:58 Monkey Painting
    3:16 Schlatt's Flag
    3:24 I'm A Woman
    3:39 Listening with Headphones
    3:45 Tennessee Care Package
    3:48 Spider-Man
    3:52 Plastic Beach
    3:53 Schlatt's Perfume Sampler
    4:06 Anne Frank's Diary
    4:17 Bible CD Collection
    4:37 Obama Candle
    5:31 Claiming the B in LGBT
    5:38 Little Girl Camera
    5:50 Microwave Keyboard
    6:46 "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson
    7:10 Hatt
    7:24 Schlatt's Favorite Song
    7:34 Sign and Send Back
    7:47 Sign and Send Back 2: Electric Schloogaloo
    7:52 Sign and Send Back 3: 3 Years Too Late
    8:07 Graduation Card
    8:17 Sign and Send Back 4: Already Graduated
    8:29 Graduation Card
    8:41 Graduation Card
    8:45 "The Audacity of Hope" by Barack Obama
    9:07 Nicholas Cage
    9:15 Schlatt's New Favorite Book
    9:39 Graduation Card
    9:44 Slimecicle Left the Podcast
    10:01 Dear Schlatt, Fuck you...
    10:08 50₵
    10:20 Graduation Card
    10:23 Graduation Card
    10:29 High School Project
    10:34 Graduation Card
    10:55 Graduation Card
    11:02 Graduation Card
    11:13 Graduation Card
    11:19 Graduation Card
    11:29 Graduation Card
    11:44 Not Graduation Card
    11:57 "Mystery" Powder
    12:12 Crochet Jambo
    12:16 Schlatt Got His Order Mixed In With the Submissions
    12:41 Schlatt's New Subscription
    13:18 Graduation Card
    13:24 Jschlatt Token of Appreciation
    13:54 This Better Have Food
    14:04 3XL
    14:12 3 Year Old Candy
    14:23 Another Shirt...
    13:32 Brokeback Mountain
    14:41 Schlatt's Favorite Spongebob Episode
    14:53 Stamp
    15:03 Jing Jing Schlatt
    15:11 Favorite Franchises
    15:24 Neti Pot
    15:34 Started At 10
    15:45 2023 Calendar
    15:58 Graduation Card
    16:08 Not Graduation Card
    16:23 Mini Schlatt
    16:27 First 9/11 Joke
    16:40 Schlatt Drawing
    16:43 Crochet Schlatt
    16:50 Unmarked Black Box
    16:59 Graduation Card
    17:08 Graduation Card
    17:21 Schlatt's Life Outro
    Like if he should open the P.O. box again

    • @proudgirlkisser
      @proudgirlkisser 10 месяцев назад +9

      Yo this is underrated! Thanks for the stamps

    • @SomethingInteresting-nw2um
      @SomethingInteresting-nw2um 10 месяцев назад +2

      somebody already did the time stamps

    • @RealRedB
      @RealRedB 10 месяцев назад +13

      Better timestamps:
      Start 00:00
      End 17:40

    • @SomethingInteresting-nw2um
      @SomethingInteresting-nw2um 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@RealRedB fr this is just it sumed up so much better

    • @oldraccoon3688
      @oldraccoon3688 10 месяцев назад +1

      I like how it went from Bible CD collection into Obama candle and then into claiming B in LGBT

  • @ramshaahmed-lm5lz
    @ramshaahmed-lm5lz 10 месяцев назад +94

    5:22 I love how in this moment you can hear the guy chuckle softly

  • @Wps129
    @Wps129 10 месяцев назад +743

    btw for anyone wondering the text in the beginning is the Minecraft enchantment table text also know as SGA (Standard Galactic Alphabet) I highly recommend doing some research into as I have learned and become fluent in it myself and it is a very fun thing to practice

    • @anattemptwasmade
      @anattemptwasmade 10 месяцев назад +83

      "fluent in it" It's literally just english with a font 💀

    • @1boldearth
      @1boldearth 9 месяцев назад +27

      My dad decoded it by himself as a teenager when he played the Commander Keen series (the original game series the Standard Galactic Alphabet is from)
      :)

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 9 месяцев назад +17

      LOL i forgot that Notch used SGA in minecraft. i recognized SGA from just playing way too much Commander Keen growing up. that makes way more sense that its the minecraft text because writing that much SGA by hand is insane

    • @DorisRivera0791
      @DorisRivera0791 9 месяцев назад +4

      I thought it was a zodiac letter

    • @скерц
      @скерц 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@anattemptwasmade I think he means that he can write and read it fast and not spend seconds to remember just a letter

  • @Bigboyman123
    @Bigboyman123 2 месяца назад +14

    11:00 Schlatt said calmy

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 10 месяцев назад +194

    *you've opened my heart schlatt*

  • @Lezm
    @Lezm 10 месяцев назад +210

    The AI has gotten so good.. is that a robot? It’s so realistic, I almost cried at remembering my terrible experience from how realistic he is, fly high Schlump 🕊️

  • @finmun
    @finmun 10 месяцев назад +728

    The paper at the start of the video is just a list of cheeses with european origins:
    cheddar, parmigiano, reggiano,
    roquefort, brie, gruyere, feta,
    Only translated the first two lines because I don't feel like reading all that.

    • @LikelyHexoadine
      @LikelyHexoadine 8 месяцев назад +11

      its a list of cheese

    • @CrystaIDrag0n
      @CrystaIDrag0n 7 месяцев назад +1

      I’m not the only one to read it and suffer

  • @195p2
    @195p2 9 месяцев назад +4

    "jadolf schitler" really enjoyed this big load of fanmail

  • @doodles4878
    @doodles4878 10 месяцев назад +115

    Honestly though that toaster is one of the maddest things I’ve ever seen. Absolutely awesome.

  •  10 месяцев назад +237

    ''Aww for Jambo''
    *Proceeds to open ancient Greek language*

    • @ajorozco671
      @ajorozco671 10 месяцев назад +1

      I swear I seen you for the past few days

  • @LtTacocaT
    @LtTacocaT 10 месяцев назад +151

    14:50 THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO.

  • @Richworld-of-fun
    @Richworld-of-fun 2 месяца назад +4

    17:24 😂 it’s like when you glitch when you’re friends online and someone dies, and they couldn’t able to help them

  • @RadsHunter
    @RadsHunter 10 месяцев назад +390

    "Sclerosis" was baffled by the sheer amount of our graduation invites.

    • @purplezillaz
      @purplezillaz 10 месяцев назад +2

      SCLEROSIS 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kaqui3957
      @Kaqui3957 10 месяцев назад +4

      Sclerosis sounds like some back disease lmao 😂

    • @RadsHunter
      @RadsHunter 8 месяцев назад +3

      Since people seem confused about sclerosis, here's the Google definition.
      a pathological condition in which a tissue has become hard and which is produced by overgrowth of fibrous tissue and other changes (as in arteriosclerosis) or by increase in interstitial tissue and other changes (as in multiple sclerosis) called also hardening.

  • @somemusicdude
    @somemusicdude 10 месяцев назад +66

    i’m so glad “schlutt” decided to go to everybody’s graduation party, so heartwarming.

  • @sergio-179
    @sergio-179 10 месяцев назад +323

    Wow didnt expect Schlatt canonicly die in the end of this one.
    RIP, the 1999 ripper

    • @nobodynever4326
      @nobodynever4326 10 месяцев назад +6

      Finally gotten rid of the menace

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 10 месяцев назад +40

      your pfp ew

    • @adriscloudy
      @adriscloudy 10 месяцев назад

      change ur pfp yuck

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 10 месяцев назад

      why is ur pfp wilbur the man's a rapist

    • @maxiwaxipads
      @maxiwaxipads 10 месяцев назад +5

      a badly aged pfp-

  • @letsdancekitties
    @letsdancekitties 4 месяца назад +18

    11:11 dude got invited to black tigers graduation party

  • @ironnnnnnnnn
    @ironnnnnnnnn 10 месяцев назад +231

    i love how Jing Jing Schlatt threw the furry prn book into the saved items pile

    • @sauvagess
      @sauvagess 10 месяцев назад +9

      Eric W. Schwartz makes some good stuff.

    • @TXTSU_RL
      @TXTSU_RL 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@sauvagess fax

  • @nopenope-ds5rf
    @nopenope-ds5rf 10 месяцев назад +46

    the 8 ball called him straight and his viewers continued to call him bisexual throughout the video. This is art.

  • @lizardlover9630
    @lizardlover9630 10 месяцев назад +80

    16:45 thats the first time i've genuinely heard him be surprised

  • @DangerGoose_0
    @DangerGoose_0 6 месяцев назад +8

    I love watching Schlatt going insane over graduation invites.

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman5187 10 месяцев назад +89

    Glad to see people give all their possessions to Schlatt. We’re becoming more and more of a cult every day

  • @vulperine8807
    @vulperine8807 10 месяцев назад +118

    3:39 this one is a legend

    • @chillmac64
      @chillmac64 9 месяцев назад +9

      My man got the jackpot fr

  • @pootch1969
    @pootch1969 10 месяцев назад +158

    The reason he got the graduation invitation is ironically bc the po box wasnt being used, so mostly people who wanted to take a chance sent it there

  • @niklnax8452
    @niklnax8452 9 месяцев назад +3

    I always had a feeling there was something up, because schlatt was known by many kids in my grade (class of 22), but the grad invites just prove how much jschlatt speaks to my generation

  • @kostis9081
    @kostis9081 10 месяцев назад +102

    17:27 I like how he acts like he wasn't dead before

  • @AIIy3000
    @AIIy3000 10 месяцев назад +130

    I remember watching Schlatt when I got home from school and half the videos were age restricted now I’m forced to watch them in his basement because I got to close to finding out what happened in 99

    • @memento9397
      @memento9397 10 месяцев назад +2

      This is so relatable 😂😂😂

  • @SortaNonymousPerson
    @SortaNonymousPerson 10 месяцев назад +358

    Loved watching Slart get Anthraxed by those two Swedish girls ❤️ 11:58

    • @ibringfuckery7159
      @ibringfuckery7159 10 месяцев назад +22

      Was it not Finnish?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +1

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @mc_jojo3
      @mc_jojo3 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ibringfuckery7159 tomato tomato ;)

    • @MaukasSorsa
      @MaukasSorsa 10 месяцев назад +5

      Finnish*

    • @commandercorl1544
      @commandercorl1544 10 месяцев назад +7

      SUOMI, EI RUOTSI!!!!!!

  • @foxfire8284
    @foxfire8284 2 месяца назад +9

    Schlatt, I have a toaster from the 1920s as well. I paid $15 for it and it works similarly to yours, though yours is fancier. Mine does work and I use it. I dare you to try to toast a piece of bread with yours. Mine does two pieces in 1:40

  • @juice6199
    @juice6199 10 месяцев назад +63

    1:40 I got up out of my chair and said out loud, "Schlatt, you gotta use the toaster. Don't let me down big guy."
    Glad to see you heard me and followed through.

  • @norapallen984
    @norapallen984 10 месяцев назад +88

    16:10 “Oh”

  • @Randomshowwithchilli
    @Randomshowwithchilli 2 месяца назад +8

    3:23 i think thats the dutch farmer strike flag

    • @alex_whiteman172
      @alex_whiteman172 2 месяца назад +1

      I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not, but I can assure you it’s not the Dutch farmer strike flag

  • @The_Official_AC
    @The_Official_AC 10 месяцев назад +763

    As the 13 year old girl who had been a fan since she was 10 at 15:45, it is safe to say I am now 15 almost 16 and still watching. I don't even remember what I wrote lmao probably something stupid.

    • @sidney4357
      @sidney4357 9 месяцев назад +90

      SINCE YOU WERE TEN???? LOG OUT!!!!!! (affectionate)

    • @shoe777
      @shoe777 9 месяцев назад

      @@sidney4357 do you think,, shes still ten??

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 9 месяцев назад +54

      GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!! (derogatory)

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 8 месяцев назад +5

      I feel so young bcs you're older than I am aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @MoonSt0n3
      @MoonSt0n3 8 месяцев назад

      @@kkTeazbro get off the internet. I did long lasting damage to me. I’m 21 now and looking back I shouldn’t have been here so early

  • @GMDTurbo
    @GMDTurbo 10 месяцев назад +151

    I’m 12 minutes in and someone sent him anthrax. Wonderful.

  • @Zo1dus
    @Zo1dus 10 месяцев назад +144

    15:18 BEAST WARS MENTIONED!!!!

    • @jessea4438
      @jessea4438 9 месяцев назад +16

      WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD ANIMATION?!!!!

    • @shockwave_edits9568
      @shockwave_edits9568 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@jessea4438 WE DONT NEED THAT SHIT

    • @slavdecepticon
      @slavdecepticon 8 месяцев назад +2

      WHAT IS A TERRIBLE SEQUEL???

  • @chevylunchbox6170
    @chevylunchbox6170 2 месяца назад +8

    9:27 lucky:(

  • @zenopprower
    @zenopprower 10 месяцев назад +127

    6:46
    "This package is straight"
    Unlike you darling

  • @bush2137
    @bush2137 10 месяцев назад +255

    You should really send that book to aztro, she would really appreciate it as an artist and a furry

    • @euridiice
      @euridiice 10 месяцев назад +93

      the diary of anne frank?!??

    • @oneofthoseyoutubeusers
      @oneofthoseyoutubeusers 10 месяцев назад +45

      @@euridiice furries love the anne frank book, this is just common knowledge buddy

    • @Tom..Shelby
      @Tom..Shelby 10 месяцев назад +4

      Why?

    • @carlpapa123
      @carlpapa123 10 месяцев назад

      Probably the other one​@@euridiice

    • @sytchnoth
      @sytchnoth 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​​@@Tom..Shelby
      It's something about their rich Jewish clients.

  • @konger6069
    @konger6069 10 месяцев назад +77

    the pic of trevor at 5:49 had me in tears

  • @Some_guy-on-the-internet
    @Some_guy-on-the-internet 9 месяцев назад +20

    16:51 I’m a sucker for Airsoft and the fact someone sent you a novristch kit 💀

  • @fladeemhelcarreon
    @fladeemhelcarreon 10 месяцев назад +18

    Send it backs: 5
    Graduation party invitations: 15

  • @foxiesboimaybe
    @foxiesboimaybe 10 месяцев назад +59

    I like how the video progressively gets more and more blurry as it goes on

  • @_Sapphires4YourLove_
    @_Sapphires4YourLove_ 10 месяцев назад +40

    The funniest thing is all of this was seen 3 years later so all of the graduation letters were not seen until now💀

  • @SeniorWow2.0
    @SeniorWow2.0 9 месяцев назад +20

    Who the fuck disrespected Jesus on 9:00

    • @DogDay02
      @DogDay02 9 месяцев назад +5

      Ikr :/

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 6 месяцев назад +3

      fr

    • @TEDAC771
      @TEDAC771 5 месяцев назад +3

      Dk, but there are actually studies about this, but it's pretty shaky with little evidence

    • @Alyssa-sn5dv
      @Alyssa-sn5dv 4 месяца назад

      ​@@TEDAC771 Do you remember where you found those studies? I would like to read them.

    • @TEDAC771
      @TEDAC771 4 месяца назад

      @@Alyssa-sn5dv its on Wikipedia I just searched it up but I don't remember the names of the researchers but its there on the internet somewhere

  • @Oddyall
    @Oddyall 10 месяцев назад +74

    3:59 of course you would

  • @TheFunlandTeam
    @TheFunlandTeam 10 месяцев назад +67

    6:06 Now you have two

  • @Dweezy.
    @Dweezy. 10 месяцев назад +48

    3:33 the best part of this video

  • @filippturbin5101
    @filippturbin5101 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jschlatt is gotta be one of the best content creator out there. Keep going bro!!

  • @adnankhalid8457
    @adnankhalid8457 10 месяцев назад +73

    Can't wait to rewatch this 30 times untill the next video comes out

  • @joobus-stoobus-magoobus
    @joobus-stoobus-magoobus 10 месяцев назад +26

    I can't believe "Schletdown" didn't go to a single one of the graduation parties he was invited to.
    That being said, it's probably for the best.

  • @griggorirasputin6555
    @griggorirasputin6555 10 месяцев назад +52

    16:17 I love possums :D

  • @Emayatracy
    @Emayatracy 17 дней назад +1

    3:52 PLASTIC BEACH IS MY FAVORITE ALBUM EVER❤ SCHLATT YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO IT

  • @fadedoffense
    @fadedoffense 10 месяцев назад +89

    3:52 Plastic Beach let’s gooooo

    • @Flora_Dawn
      @Flora_Dawn 9 месяцев назад

      HELL YEAH BEST ALBUM! Gorillaz let’s Goooooooo

    • @JudeSewell
      @JudeSewell 7 месяцев назад +1

      Best track of the album is on melancholy Hill and you can't change my mind

    • @GorillazObsesser
      @GorillazObsesser 6 месяцев назад

      IVE BEEN SUMMONED

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 10 месяцев назад +80

    9:37 the schlanket is judging you.

  • @ngc2020
    @ngc2020 10 месяцев назад +23

    HOW IS HE NOT GRATEFUL TO HAVE A HOTPOINT TOASTER? I CAN TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS, "SCHLATT."

    • @themagicboy6548
      @themagicboy6548 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ikr, I really did fix it for him

  • @Three.deadly.creatures
    @Three.deadly.creatures 21 день назад +2

    Time stamps
    0:00 start
    17:40 end
    99:59:59 after end

  • @Fluiding
    @Fluiding 10 месяцев назад +29

    5:18
    you got me on the first half of that sentence