Why Did You Send THIS To Me?!?
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Schlatt opens 3 year old packages from his PO Box. I'm sure all of the packages will be safe to open and will bring him lots of joy.
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My PO Box is closed now by the way. Don’t bother sending more graduation invites. Thanks.
I’m sending a traffic cone edit:HOLY HELL SO MUCH LIKES THANK YOU
schlatt please let us out the basement
:(
ok schladdy daddy
You forgot the cocaine i sended
im glad he finally got my obama candle
Hi berd :)
makes sense
Hi
DID YOU CUM ON THE SIDE OF IT
ombamna
Timestamps:
0:00 Start
17:40 End
thank you
Very helpful, thanks!
Thank you :D
Thank god
Thank
I was the person who sent the letter at 8:17
I have actually NOT graduated yet, and i DID fail the assignment.
Thanks, schart! 👍
Damn
nice!
Why out of all people, schlatt
Schart?😂😂
Good
0:00 “aww, for Jambo”
Process to open letter
*DEFLATES*
That letter was written in minecraft enchantment table, which makes it even funnier since I can read it
@@favoinousscum3718 What does it read? I don’t understand the ancient language of Minecraft enchant table.
@@ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260 I can't really be sure and I don't really feel like translating. The image is too low quality and the camera keeps moving.
@@favoinousscum3718 my video quality dropped to like 144p cause my connection is awful and i thought it was kurt cobains suicide note for a second
its the standard galactic language, you can translate it
Handy tip guys! If you want to invite schlatt to a grad party, make sure to send it 3 years before you graduate!
Real ( I’m the rolling out the red carpet person)😭
Still in time for your college graduation! And your wedding! And the birth of your first child!
shiii, means i have to send mines now cuz in 3 years i get my bachelors degree lol
finishing collage is just showing that you are old
@@NubE-CoYou can really feel the aches in your bones and your thinning mental capacity in your twenties
fun fact: the Graduation thing was in fact something that was planned. i traced the internet for a bit, and found a post on Reddit from 4 years ago talking about "how funny it would be to do that to a RUclipsr when they open a PO Box"
Link? Or sub? Name of post? I wanna read the comments
@@jackqtvsstuff715 my guy, it is nearly 2am... imma catch some z's first yeah? then i can scower through Reddit again to find it. my log is removed every time i close the browser lol.
I literally sent mine to so many RUclipsrs (I am the rolling out the red carpet person lol)
Ha😂
Nah, I was a HS senior in 2022. That's when it became a trend on tiktok to send your grad invites to big companies and celebrities. People started posting about getting responses and it just blew up from there lol. Saw someone get a letter from the president at one point
btw for anyone wondering the text in the beginning is the Minecraft enchantment table text also know as SGA (Standard Galactic Alphabet) I highly recommend doing some research into as I have learned and become fluent in it myself and it is a very fun thing to practice
"fluent in it" It's literally just english with a font 💀
My dad decoded it by himself as a teenager when he played the Commander Keen series (the original game series the Standard Galactic Alphabet is from)
:)
LOL i forgot that Notch used SGA in minecraft. i recognized SGA from just playing way too much Commander Keen growing up. that makes way more sense that its the minecraft text because writing that much SGA by hand is insane
I thought it was a zodiac letter
@@anattemptwasmade I think he means that he can write and read it fast and not spend seconds to remember just a letter
The paper at the start of the video is just a list of cheeses with european origins:
cheddar, parmigiano, reggiano,
roquefort, brie, gruyere, feta,
Only translated the first two lines because I don't feel like reading all that.
its a list of cheese
The graduation invites is actually a plot YEARS in the making. Seriously how could anyone have seen that coming?
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Me because I was the master mind schalty
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Btw Schlatt, the first letter to Jambo was just coded into "bitch"
*don’t read my name\*
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_shut up
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok I wont
I hate how I gen learned to write and read the whole Minecraft language as a 12 yr old. 💀💀💀
As the 13 year old girl who had been a fan since she was 10 at 15:45, it is safe to say I am now 15 almost 16 and still watching. I don't even remember what I wrote lmao probably something stupid.
SINCE YOU WERE TEN???? LOG OUT!!!!!! (affectionate)
@@sidney4357 do you think,, shes still ten??
GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!! (derogatory)
this just once again proves that schlarg's whole community is a hivemind. their sense of humor matches his perfectly
11:28 you mf it took 3 fucking years to open that package so no wonder all the snacks were spoiled 🤚🙄
- emma & laura
At least you didn't send a high school graduation invitation
MOIKKA EMMA T: RONJA
@@ronja8031 MOIKKA RONJA! T:EMMA
Schlaasi on aika on aika tyhmä, eiks ookki.
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I love how you can tell that in some of those packages Schlatt regrets not opening sooner. Like the Rammy calender
for god sake, it's been 3 years due to Schlatt being an old man that has seen the meteorite that killed all the dinosaurs
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3:39 this one is a legend
My man got the jackpot fr
5:57 “DUDE it’s a fucking microwave” 🤣🤣🤣
"A forgotten language"
That is Enchantment.
he probably didn't realise because he is not a NERD!!!!!
womp womp
Benevolent
Edit: But g rah
Why not
Nhgnglgse
Quick advice! Since schlatt closed his P.O. Box, there’s actually still a way to send him mail, just send it to 900 Red River Street, Austin Texas!
If you want to be sure that he opens YOUR package, just travel there yourself and stare at him through the window every evening
Did you just post the address of a gay night club.
@@eiprilfoss2294he will be there
@@eiprilfoss2294 obviously, since mr shliingleberry frequents there quite often
@@eiprilfoss2294how you know that?🤨📸
15:18 BEAST WARS MENTIONED!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD ANIMATION?!!!!
16:24 .... at least I got thumbnail privileges
Yoooo
👏👏
Schlongula literally has warlocks in his audience, who tf else would send him this kind of shit 😭💀
Tf is “scholngula” bro I’m dying 😭
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Probably highschoolers
He doesn't get any breaks, his fans are just wild asf 💀
Minecrafters 🙏
15:15 “I would like to show you my gratitude with my package” 🤨
well if you insist
what am I witnessing
9:35 of course schlitler saves the furry porn
Also if he doesn't want it anymore I'll take it
@@idioticbuffoon8960 you thought nobody would see this but i did. also same
5:06 i can’t shit properly while im fucking laughing💀💀💀
Apparently the dozens of graduation invites was a plan years in the making, with a Reddit post saying how funny It’d be to send him all of those 😂💀
😂😂
😂😂
do you have a link by any chance?
It was funny
3:08 I feel bad for the guy that sent in the genuine heartfelt letter.
was it you
@@logancowley394lol
@@logancowley394 yeah it was me. i was the heartfelt letter.
@@xdeep_freeze3684 :0
his first mistake was sending a heartfelt letter to jschlatt
"im not coming to your graduation party" Invitation : 4 Years Ago
“Aww from Jambo”
Sends enchantment letters
inviting a youtuber to your graduation is next level parasocial interaction
ok so it's not something normal for americans got it, these are just weirdos
Yeah if they’re of high school graduation age no mincraft youtuber would be interested way too old
I mean yes but tbh I feel like people know Schlatt’s persona enough to know that it’ll just bother him. That is, send it on purpose because it’d be fucking funny to watch him have a mental breakdown over it. And as we have seen it worked like a charm
I really wonder how many of them were unironic invites 💀
@@phoenics0912 I would bet it's arount 10%
10:54 ITS THE FUCKIN ECONOMY LINDA I HAVEN'T HAD A JOB SINCE 2007
He will be missed. RIP Schlatt 🕊🕊🕊🕊
11:49 OH MY GOD, THEY MADE THE BUMPER STICKERS FROM TED'S VIDEO.
What’s the video?
@@J4C42 we created the funniest bumper stickers
rest in peace schloggert i cant believe after serving the military it was a toaster from the 1920s that took him out
Schloggert
@@adamst69Schloggert
@@Regularname2023 Schloggert
@@PeiceofNick Nah it's gotta be an air fryer from the 1960's
I'm glad so many friendly people can have jschlatt's replacement AI go to their graduation party!
He is now canonically dead.
It almost like Schlitoris is still here with us. Unfortunately the feds got to him first. Fly high big guy🕊️
Emma, you're a Connor and Schlatt viewer too? Jesus, that explains everything
SCHLITORIS HELP ME
Rest in Peace my Schligga
Why can't my boyfriend find my Schlitoris Big Sad D:
schligga...
Scat Going insane after a barrage of Graduation invitations is casually a moment of fear for the witnesses of 99'
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you did not just call him scat
@@PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui The schlongulator
@@PhoenixPhantom-oh4uihe just called him scat…
Not scat! 🤢🤮
Schlum shot never fails to fill me up with a warm and good feeling
13:55 i am happy that one of my thailand fellow friend also watch this channel it is fun and stuff sometimes there's agony sometimes there's chaos this is just how this channel be. I love the way it is
"if you have to look up a test to tell you wether or not you're gay, you most likely are"
*Schlatt asking a magic 8 ball if he's straight*
Kinda like "thinking about the game makes you lose the game" type deal.
@@EeveeRealSenpai frick I was winning that game for so long
i just lost the game
See, he technically didn't ask if he was gay, it doesn't count. Checkmate, schliberals!
Lost the game again, why?????
12:00 bro just became the most recent victim of the American Anthrax Attacks(which, oddly enough, was the SECOND most notable event to take place in september of 2001)
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I was thought of the same thing
Timestamps:
start 0:00
end 17:39
Jschlatt is gotta be one of the best content creator out there. Keep going bro!!
We’re living in the timeline where Schlatt is the least problematic MCCC
Wheeeeeee
Hermitcraft: Am I a joke to you?
He's not a an MCCC
what the fuck is an mccc
He's the least problematic one in this timeline (please don't flood my replies with '89 jokes)
i love how they just sent an entire scroll of enchanting table symbols to jambo casually
he'll understand it, this is jambo
At the time it sounded like a good idea. Can’t recall what compelled me to do that
I dare you to translate the entire Bible in the Enchanted alphabet and send it to him one day
loved the part where jschlatt got a remote controlled c4 and how it blew up him and jambo and the entire room, truly a real schlatt moment❤❤❤❤
‘Schlatt’ doesn’t know that we all sent it collectively. We are a hive mind. The Shlerpinator doesn’t know.
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To anyone wondering, the enchantment table letter to jambo is just a list of the different types of cheese. It says: "Cheddar, Parmigiano. Reggiano, Roquefort, Arie, Gruyere, Feta, Mozzarella, Manchego, Gorgonzola, Epoisses, Swiss cheese, Gouda cheese, Mountereyjack, Muenster cheese, Provolone, Blue cheese, Camembert, Irish cheddar, Havarti,"(this is not the full letter)
truly beautiful.
Beautiful
Wait that's sick
I always had a feeling there was something up, because schlatt was known by many kids in my grade (class of 22), but the grad invites just prove how much jschlatt speaks to my generation
Thank you Shat for this amazing video
Good to see “Schlank” finally started trusting mailboxes enough to open them. I thought that after that stunt he pulled in ‘99, he’d be paranoid forever
Ah yes shit my favorite RUclipsr
@@Juggernog_513Ah yes schlut my favorite youtuber
@@wot7969 ah yes, schlope, my favorite youtuber
@@PhoenixPhantom-oh4uiAh yes « Shaloupe » my favorite youtuber
@@anthonyst-onge ah yes, schwank, my favorite -music artist- content creator
props to the dude/chick who sent a whole ass gaming microwave, you are amazing.
Plz upload the full stream. I only caught the last few minutes and want the whole thing.
Please do more of these in the future at some point
14:20 As Thai, I'd say that chocalate and another snack is pretty decent. But 3 years?? HELL NAW man 💀💀💀
those red things can last pretty long in room temperature... but Id doubt it even made it past shipping without melting
0:47 That 8-Ball only said that out of fear... we all know slatts real attraction is towards men
His only attraction is to mayhem
11:56 I LOVE IT SO MUCH
9:01 thats just messed up man. It's straight up blashpemy
15:29 Thank you for not doxxing the Neti Pot
15:35 him coming to terms with corrupting the youth
thank god this man posted on his channel god bless men
RIP its like big man jshlarnkle is still here 🙏 fly high 🕊🕊
''Aww for Jambo''
*Proceeds to open ancient Greek language*
I swear I seen you for the past few days
14:50 THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO.
Im glad we got to see trevor, glad he's doing well
fun Fact : It is likely that at least one person sent a package and waited 3 years, then died before seeing this video 👍
The AI has gotten so good.. is that a robot? It’s so realistic, I almost cried at remembering my terrible experience from how realistic he is, fly high Schlump 🕊️
Wow didnt expect Schlatt canonicly die in the end of this one.
RIP, the 1999 ripper
Finally gotten rid of the menace
your pfp ew
change ur pfp yuck
why is ur pfp wilbur the man's a rapist
a badly aged pfp-
For some reason I keep seeing jschlatt every were allllllloooooottttt
You can use a regular 2 layer cord the ones that you plug into your tv for the toaster i think
"Sclerosis" was baffled by the sheer amount of our graduation invites.
SCLEROSIS 😂😂😂😂😂
tf is sclerosis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sclerosis sounds like some back disease lmao 😂
i love how Jing Jing Schlatt threw the furry prn book into the saved items pile
Eric W. Schwartz makes some good stuff.
@@sauvagess fax
Schitt makes my day 10x better
btw if anyone is wondering the first letter was written in minecraft enchantment table i have all of it memorised so im able to tell
Timestamps:
0:00 For Jambo
0:11 For Schlatt
0:23 Not Cat Food
0:54 Century-Old Toaster
1:49 Contractual Obligation💰
2:51 I've Been Feeling Very Alone
2:58 Monkey Painting
3:16 Schlatt's Flag
3:24 I'm A Woman
3:39 Listening with Headphones
3:45 Tennessee Care Package
3:48 Spider-Man
3:52 Plastic Beach
3:53 Schlatt's Perfume Sampler
4:06 Anne Frank's Diary
4:17 Bible CD Collection
4:37 Obama Candle
5:31 Claiming the B in LGBT
5:38 Little Girl Camera
5:50 Microwave Keyboard
6:46 "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson
7:10 Hatt
7:24 Schlatt's Favorite Song
7:34 Sign and Send Back
7:47 Sign and Send Back 2: Electric Schloogaloo
7:52 Sign and Send Back 3: 3 Years Too Late
8:07 Graduation Card
8:17 Sign and Send Back 4: Already Graduated
8:29 Graduation Card
8:41 Graduation Card
8:45 "The Audacity of Hope" by Barack Obama
9:07 Nicholas Cage
9:15 Schlatt's New Favorite Book
9:39 Graduation Card
9:44 Slimecicle Left the Podcast
10:01 Dear Schlatt, Fuck you...
10:08 50₵
10:20 Graduation Card
10:23 Graduation Card
10:29 High School Project
10:34 Graduation Card
10:55 Graduation Card
11:02 Graduation Card
11:13 Graduation Card
11:19 Graduation Card
11:29 Graduation Card
11:44 Not Graduation Card
11:57 "Mystery" Powder
12:12 Crochet Jambo
12:16 Schlatt Got His Order Mixed In With the Submissions
12:41 Schlatt's New Subscription
13:18 Graduation Card
13:24 Jschlatt Token of Appreciation
13:54 This Better Have Food
14:04 3XL
14:12 3 Year Old Candy
14:23 Another Shirt...
13:32 Brokeback Mountain
14:41 Schlatt's Favorite Spongebob Episode
14:53 Stamp
15:03 Jing Jing Schlatt
15:11 Favorite Franchises
15:24 Neti Pot
15:34 Started At 10
15:45 2023 Calendar
15:58 Graduation Card
16:08 Not Graduation Card
16:23 Mini Schlatt
16:27 First 9/11 Joke
16:40 Schlatt Drawing
16:43 Crochet Schlatt
16:50 Unmarked Black Box
16:59 Graduation Card
17:08 Graduation Card
17:21 Schlatt's Life Outro
Like if he should open the P.O. box again
Yo this is underrated! Thanks for the stamps
Drinking game: take a shot every time there was a graduation invite
somebody already did the time stamps
Better timestamps:
Start 00:00
End 17:40
@@RealRedB fr this is just it sumed up so much better
Honestly though that toaster is one of the maddest things I’ve ever seen. Absolutely awesome.
Im so happy when my fav yotuber gayshaft uploads a new video
Glad to see you opening all these. My friend sent one of those graduation invites, i wishe he could have seen you open it, but hey i guess im the second best thing here
*you've opened my heart schlatt*
HE ONLY UPLOADED A MINUTE AGO BAHAHGASJHDGASKDHFAJSDF
Hi swoosh
Hewo
Why are we all this early
Funny seeing you here
Loved watching Slart get Anthraxed by those two Swedish girls ❤️ 11:58
Was it not Finnish?
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@@ibringfuckery7159 tomato tomato ;)
Finnish*
SUOMI, EI RUOTSI!!!!!!
14:05 บ้านเรานี้ขนมอร่อยจริงๆสินะครับและก็นะครับใครส่งครับเนี่ยสุดยอดมีรอบหน้าทำบ้างครับผมเนี่ย
Thnx i was in a baaad mood and u made me smile :]
the 8 ball called him straight and his viewers continued to call him bisexual throughout the video. This is art.
5:22 I love how in this moment you can hear the guy chuckle softly
i thank you jschlatt for making my day
2023 is looking to be a very ambitious year for these upcoming graduates! Happy New Year everyone 🎉🥳
i’m so glad “schlutt” decided to go to everybody’s graduation party, so heartwarming.
16:10 “Oh”
your videos aslwas make me smile continiu what u doing ur are the best
10:45 walter white ahh hand movement
16:45 thats the first time i've genuinely heard him be surprised
I remember watching Schlatt when I got home from school and half the videos were age restricted now I’m forced to watch them in his basement because I got to close to finding out what happened in 99
This is so relatable 😂😂😂
12:00 Ami box spotted
These gifts aged like fine wine
*Especially all the graduation letters*
You should really send that book to aztro, she would really appreciate it as an artist and a furry
the diary of anne frank?!??
@@sylvieboschman9337 furries love the anne frank book, this is just common knowledge buddy
Why?
Probably the other one@@sylvieboschman9337
@@Tom..Shelby
It's something about their rich Jewish clients.
Glad to see people give all their possessions to Schlatt. We’re becoming more and more of a cult every day
God i love schlatt's fans. They're fucking amazing
You should do a energy drink tierlist
Send it backs: 5
Graduation party invitations: 15