Ranking Your DERANGED Presentations
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2024
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Schlatt ranks your CURSED presentations.
Subreddit: / jschlattsubmissions
Twitch: / schlatt
Twitter: / jschlatt
Instagram: / jschlatt
I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE presentations, your CURSED presentations, your WEIRD presentations, your SCUFFED presentations, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
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CREDIT (In order):
Bunga Booga - @TsuraiSMNL
Fakeschlatt - @BlueToothGrenade
How To Steal Street Signs - @jamietiffen3204
Goontanyl - @soupbanter2065
Why Smoking Is Good - @CHRBRG
Skylanders - @itchybarn
Mini Schlatt - @BlubberBoat
Accordion Man - @adamyessdvx1111
Sausage Warmer - @TheSausageChef
Peter, What Are You Doing? - @levierdman
Schlatt Potion - @Hypnostonic
The Schillow - @zorafine
Schlatt Reaction Machine - @approvedtrash
Hostage Situation - @sarahharman9879
The Scootski - Sam - @cloudisaurus
Cyberpunk 2977 - markodpolo
Bad Hairline - @DrDerpGamer
Cumpy - Faxxer - @FatherFaxMannington
Eyes Of Zeus - @IrrationalMango
Even Worse Hairline - @DrDerpGamer
4D Gaming Setup - @RealNooshie
How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway - gi0_is_swag
Strange Instrument - @MaxwellJames
Homeless Hunger Games - @Schlanman
Schlatt's Address - @tachophobicat
Downer Upper - @tretins3380
Better Pet - Heather
Jambofy Extension - @Sopeamy
Schlaby Monitor - @SunnyIsOnline
What Room Is Schlatt In - @tachophobicat
Waifu Deodorant - @aegisblze
The Grabby-Hand Dealie - MajorityGP - @8-bitwaterbottle386
Uranium Lunches - @eclipscycle
Schlankenstein - @Tako_Balls
B*ng Hero - @Nightmare-Engineer
Rent-A-Podcast - @ProUnprofessional
Mr. Shredz - @pixelzwithaz
Converting To Mormonism - BS
Crammy - @WrigglyVT
Inside Schlatt's House - @tachophobicat 
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I know what you did
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real
Edging
Love you schlatt
Schlatt has a large following of legitimately skilled individuals that waste all their time thinking of new ways to piss him off rather than doing anything productive. I love it.
The Schlaby Monitor goes hard though
"Schlingadingaling" truly has some Schkilled viewers
@@RyanSoltaniand the idea of deodorants with anime girls pictures on them seems pretty legit too.
True
it's actually impressive how much effort they put into this
Love that Schlatt’s audience is just a feral army of engineers and criminals
That venn diagram is mostly a circle, to be honest
Who says we can't be both
Also a lot of femboys and furries, and femboy furries...
@@dbk-red-son This mf solos Einstein in terms of inteligence.
@@jimtsap04 There is a surprising overlap in engineers/other stem professionals and femboys/furries.
Take me for example - Engineer, Femboy, Jschlatt Viewer.
y'know i'm less impressed with all of schlatt's engineers and more impressed with how many animators are in this video with fantastic appealing unique styles
Yea
Lmao, the last one definitely gave Schlork chills down his spine
Wtf is schlork
@@Noobsareawesome1224 Schlatt Fork
@@rwbygaming586 ohhh schlork
Schlorkils down his spine.
Shlit
13:21 Schlatt's internet cut off when this happened during the stream, so for the people who were watching live his webcam and video instantly froze and everyone in chat thought he really got doxxed. Was definitely one of the best moments of the stream once he came back
I was kinda mad that they didn’t show the part where the stream actually crashed
If I remember correctly there’s a chuckle sandwich episode where this happened and all he had to explain to Ted was “oh I go around 3 o’clock every day”
Was this an old stream? Or did he just not upload the vod
@@vexehedrim7910 very old stream, he's starting up the content wheel with actual videos instead of shorts now
I noticed that. most of these clips I saw on shorts overtime.@@AeonCDG
21:26 Glad you enjoyed my presentations! LOL! Cool to see that you still put me in the thumbnail even after all the legal trouble we’ve been going through
This man is a force to be reckoned with
the restraining order must've been wild
I can't pass up the opportunity for views, haha. Even though you've put me through an extreme amount of grief. haha
@@jschlattLIVEhaha.
@@jschlattLIVE when will you do a jelqing stream
5:14 got the Schillow, now I still need the Schlanket
What about the schlaby monitor
@@alrightatgames but then you would need a schleboard and a schlouse
God forbid the schlondom.
@@elicleverdon297or the shick
@@elicleverdon297I’d take the Shlondom over ShlAIDS any day
That guy selling Cumpy.. didn't he used to be in a music group? With his brothers? Owned a big house? World famous singer? Wore a white glove? Fairground rides? Skin changed colour? Legal battles? Supposedly died?
HEE HEE
JSchlatt fans have 4 jokes:
"I'm insane"
"9/11"
drugs and drug recipes
and doxxing JSchlatt.
Why is it still funny.
It's hilarious.
You forget the FREE
You forgot 1999
Who said it's all jokes?
And shank being a homosexual
And mispronuncing his name
Jschlatt hating the homeless is basically him hating his fans
yes
I am 666th like
yes
mizu
"Homeless people should just get a job"
I love how Charborg made a submission
Yep good Ole Charborg
Charborg sighting
it truly has been a charred borg
17:09 The Toys R Us shopping cart in the year of our Schlooge 2024 is wild
Can't wait for Jshlatt to make a "Schlompany" with these ideas
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
wum
Who are this
i'm a schlut for the schlompany
@@lpc9929scented candles
15:12 Dude if you wanna go half and half in on the design I'll help you make it happen, I still got the model
I'll have my lawyers contact your lawyers.
@@jschlattLIVE Word
@@jschlattLIVEi can provide the fluff needed for the stiffed animal itself. For free (:
My man is making deals with the "big man" himself
@@jschlattLIVE I thought no one had seen the lawyers since 99
Man, my favorite part of these videos is when Schwarmereis ranks the submissions, truly amazing.
10:02 Bros entire life is Jschlatt 😭
I honestly love how talented Schlitoris’s community is and how they’ve dedicated all their talent to pissing him off
That is certainly a nickname
how do you find a schlitoris
SCHLITORIS IS INSANE
where the FUCK is the SCHLITORIS?!
I'm telling mr dawg about this
7:05 fun fact - that’s actually road legal as it’s classified as a “custom vehicle” and therefore falls under different laws
Nice.
Objection, your Schlonor. None of them actually filmed themselves stealing anything. You can't prove that they were the ones who comitted the theft
I love how 'SCHLONGAMIZER' just has the most unhinged community. It makes such funny 'Schilpshal' videos.
there's NO FUCKING WAY this took two months to put together
I KNOW
This was streamed all the way in NOVEMBER, & only now after he's milked all the presentations in RUclips Short clips, only then he uploads, imo a pretty mid-edited-together video.
Something must have happened behind the scenes that delayed this video production-wise, & or some irl event cause this is actually ridiculous.
He’s already reacted to all of them in big guy shorts lol
next he will post a reaction to his own yt shorts reaction
it did
Fun fact: Street signs are perfectly legal to take since you paid for them with your taxes, so it isn't stealing.
If I don’t take street signs, can I stop paying taxes?
@@Fodkdj Worth a try
If it still legsl if i dont pay taxes yet
EXACTLY finally someone gets it lmao
By this logic you can steal from apple if you have their stock...
ah shit.
all yall wondering about the address. its a gay bar. (i aint mad)
Ur the hero we all needed, but didn't deserve
How are the wings?
So it is real
Wait what about the house or the final video, did @schlatt end it or did the dude actually end it
@@GenZ_HunterI dunno but stream legit ended then and there
9:54 .........how????
Jambo putting his paw on Schlatts mouth to silence him was the best part of this video.
21:57 “Schlatt & Co. Company are working closely with local authorities to locate the whereabouts of our main talent "Jschlatt", we apologise for any delays this might cause to your regularly scheduled programming.” It feels like he’s still with us🪦 🕊️ Fly high, Schlump.
Canonical Ending
5:23 well damn, now I have to throw out my pillow human replica because schlatt thinks its weird
2:04 “I bet yours doesn’t even steal your ip and give it to the ccp”
whats the ccp gonna do with an ip address, its not even an exact location
opera gx doesnt steal your ip its just a shit browser
“A couple days ago I asked you…”
Schlatt, the livestream was in November.
Insult us. Degrade us. Question us all you like. But lying just crosses the line
Who is Schlatt?
@@fadeskywards1245 He meant "schlatt"
He is slopping like pyro
wdym its november 2023 right now
"Building Schleven"
11:55
I'm scared by the fact that Schlatt's fanbase consists of unhinged engineers and road sign stealers
The dude is kinda cute tho. He gay?
@@TheManinBlack9054 willy wonka looking guy
There is some power behind this fan base
schlatt's fanbase is better than him in intelligence and funniness
jchlattes (☕️) 1999 memories
13:02 the message
15:27 the radar's beep
21:28 the alarm didnt set off for some reason
i like how he NEVER ranks anything
7:35 for those wondering the 2977 represents the 2977 cases of lost life (a hard ass bar)
I'm kinda glad less people actually understood the joke😭
it was actually 2997
@@BrainFreeze4 Confidently incorrect
my father died on that fateful night
@BrainFreeze4 it's 2997 if you count the hijackers, if it's just victims is 2977
11:00 THATS WHERE THEY RECORD THE FUCKING LIBERTY MUTUAL ADS IM NOT EVEN JOKING
HOLY SHIT IT IS
@@exoplanetarydevIM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING BEFORE READING THIS REPLY WTF
Yeah, it's a popular spot
LMFAOOOOOOO
I knew it looked familar
So I did some research and ran the numbers on what an average Jschlatt fan's stolen street sign value would be...
The average value of a Jschlatt Fan's stolen Road Signs
48" Diamond 'road work ahead' sign - $295.30
18 x 24" 'do not enter' Rectangle sign - $56.00
36x 12" wide 'on way left' rectangle sign - $54.00
30 x 36" '45 MPH' rectangle sign - $119.10
42" pole traffic cone with hexagon base - $56.30 (per cone)
36" cone-shaped traffic cone - $36.00 (per cone)
24 x 30" rectangle 'RR crossing' sign - $67.90
total ammount (per item listed) - $684.60
total ammount (double per item listed) - $1369.20
in most states these values would constitute as a felony, in some it would be counted as GRAND THEFT. so I don't think they are free, maybe don't steal signs?
Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
9:34 "Do you want a job?" sums up the entire video
Doesn’t he actually work for Schlatt now, I think he drew for SDP
9:04 Dude just made one of the best animations and it was for a "jschlatt" submission lol
I would actually love it if he worked for him, his style was sick
Am I tripping out the fucking wazoo or did the animator sample OSP Blue??? Bc if not then man oh MAN whoever voiced it sounds like him
@@airconditionerthatneverworks for sure
@@artemismoore9022 I have no clue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reminds me of krugston’s works
apandah made you. just saying.
What
Hater trash
700k?😂
For those confused, I checked the VOD; the time that passed between Schlatt watching Dr. Derp Gamer’s submission, and watching his response, was about two hours.
that is still pretty impressive for two hours honestly
14:35 Jambo really said “Shush”
It was so cuteeee
Schlatt's audience is entirely devoted to the medium and I am so here for it.
3:45 I don't know either to laugh or to cry
Ah yes, I love 'Schlatt' videos.
Half horror.
10% 9/11 jokes
20% stealing things
20% actually good ideas
uh that doesn’t add up to 100% stupid
what's the other 50%...?
@@ferret_lover2665horror
@@ferret_lover2665the horror
It says half horror 😭@@ferret_lover2665
“Schlitstain” always makes me laugh. I almost forget the terrible things he did in ‘99
@@AlphaBeta-rf4zv i agree "shlenisschulcker" is hilarious, my dementia almost made me forget about what he did to those slave hostages in '99
Schlatzstaffel is so funny. I disregard those things he did in '99.
my guy thinks hes all that just because he has a net worth of 7m+, founding member of multiple top podcasts, has over 10m subscribers combined, AND a dream SMP superstar
Panda made you, never forget what the goat did for you
so true....
Net worth doesn't mean anything lmao you really think a Google search is accurate representation of his money?😂
apandah made you
15:08 might be the first time I've heard Schlatt's genuine laugh
HE SOUNDS LIKE A DAD😭
SANTA CLAUS 😭
@@walturwhitSCHANTA CLAUS!!
OH SHIT I LOVE YOUR MINECRAFT SERIES GANGSTER
Bro came back from the dead quicker than I came after seeing him
Holy shit it's my wallpaper
real
Shloseph Stalin always returns at the randomness of times
bro what
bro came back from the dead faster than Jesus
Charborg is always so damn funny dude, happy to see him join in.
glad to see shlatt back with more bangers
schlatt: i follow the law
also schlatt in 1999: 🔫🔪💣🔫💣🔫💣🔫🧨🧨🔪💣🔫🏹🗡️🗡️⚔️🔫
he diddnt only attack america, he caused great crimes here in Britain too @jshlattLIVE
Don’t forget 🏢🏢✈️
"Schnine-eleven" really knows how to deliver, like one of his '99 victims, although the "thing" that victim delivered disappeared with his mother...
just like how the planes were delivered to new york at 8.46am
20:45 as a Mormon I find that and Schling’s reaction amazing
A pearl of great price
12:25 why does this make me feel like schlatt is about to make the world's first privately owned weapon of mass destruction
2:44 CHARBORG!!! i love him so much
I scrolled too far to find this comment. We love charborg!
@@chimichangacharlessammeeeee
charborg sightings getting wild in 2024
Scharborg.
I always forget that Charborg did videos with Schlatt before. They seem like they're from different universes.
13:18 that's a gay club btw
*AHHAHAHAHAHA*
that was my reaction to reading this
.... How do you know??? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 you see, theres this website called google
@@yourshoulderdevil5229there are consequences to being gay!
@@yourshoulderdevil5229by searching it up dumbass? And ik its a joke but its so not funny
I love watching jschlatt so much he's really funny guy ♥️
7:10 its weird that schlott is saying he follows the law despite what happened in '99
of course he follows the law now. you really do not want any contact with the law or they might put the pieces together and finally serve justice to the 65 souls that perished that day.
12:28 schlorp denies his crimes
Technically, the '99 incident was not illegal. This is mostly down to the fact that nobody thought it was possible.
Big guy never fails to make me play with myself
This made me scream
same
@@StealsAndEatsYourSandwichthis made me cream
@@StealsAndEatsYourSandwich this made me cream
@@StealsAndEatsYourSandwichthis made me scream without the s
Just gotta say i love shlattsters videos ❤
Apanda made you
Preach 🗣️🔥🔥
12:52 Okay but that would make a fire book or show concept
@jamvey Yeah you right
Hunger games
@breadsandwich8419 Yeahhhh but they were seeking out children not homeless people
Scharak O’schama really knows how to rank these presentations
Oschama schin schladen
@@dreamp4Schlim Schlong Schlun
Schlonald Schlump
Honestly a Shlatt Tinker Tuesday where everyone just makes a bunch of stupid gadgets would be dope as heck
10:34 he’s got cumpy on his side, auto win
My man literally waits until a big company reaches out for a sponsorship and then makes a video. Smart really
21:00
Dude if I see a Rammy backpack behind I ain't killing you or taking the backpack, I think if it's a jschlatt fan it's basically worst value
The amount of skilled engineers and animators that make stuff just to piss him off is amazing
Apandah made you
How nice of schlatt to finally bless us with an upload
its a repost
19:11 supervillan talkin ahh bro why is his voice- LMAOOO
The song at 1:33 is from a minecraft mod named "Better End"
Such a good soundtrack
of course "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" would like these “presentations.” after all, "Spectrophotometrically" can find out more information about his next victims, such as: how easy it is to escape in their own home or, what weapons they have.
Whoever is making these is really talented, the “schlatt” model is so realistic it feels like he’s still with us. Bless up big guy, miss you ❤
Love the occasional zelda references like how the hebra mountains occasionally plays when schlatt casually gets doxxed, during the hostage reading things video, and how the guy talking about homeless people had the hylian shield mounted on his wall
I am excited to see what tiers he uses to "rank" these presentations
Jshclatt: "I am a law abiding citizen!"
Also Jschlatt: [12:19] "LETS MAKE A BOMB YEAHHHH..."
I love how jshungus is so high and mighty about how he obeys the law, when what his fans do doesn’t touch a candle to what he himself did back in 99’
YOOOO RENT A PODCAST MADE IT IN LETS GOOOOOO!! 19:32
I loved your presentation!!!
@@pixelzwithaz Thank you so much!!
@@pixelzwithaz yours was great too btw!
It's almost midnight and ive had to much caffeine and now this is my third shlatt video in a row
3:16 I recommend the series for anyone who just wants some fun puzzles, fight monsters, and funny dialogue just avoid Imaginators
I thought imaginators was pretty fun
@@heHefuny you are mistaken
The first 4 are peak
Trap team is my absolute favorite
@@aidenpotter5952 it has the nostalgia factor for me, so same
I’m genuinely impressed by half of the animation in these presentations
I loved it when Schlatt "ranked" the presentations
0:22 holy SchlattBalls I’ve made it
Schlattballs
Congrats dude
@@Balls199holy
The skylanders gave me nostalgia that man’s collection as a childhood collector is massive
8:02 Schlatt lookin like the tragedy mask
Who?
Broooo, that one in a life time insult
Jachlatt: I don’t want to make these types of videos anymore..
Also jschlatt:
I think he was talking about tiktok reactions specifically
Apandah made you man not gonna lie
21:05 Even better, now you can also sell bulletproof versions of the backpack for double the profit!
I love the part at 16:28 where they are talking about putting waifus on bottles and a picture of Astolfo scrolls by. If you know you know. 🤣
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice
nonbinary waifu is still a waifu smh smh
@@whizkeysh0the's not nb he's just a full on dude
true bro true
@@aclonymous do i have to pull out the interview where the creator of the series said he wasn't gonna put a label on Astolfo and that they use gender neutral titles because of that...
One person will be raised out of homelessness, the rest will be lowered out of it.
16:00 someone said sssniperwolf moment 💀
There not wrong 💀
@@matthewboire6843I’ve seen you before in replies
@@Thefox0922 oh? Like where?
@@matthewboire6843 idk can’t remember
@@Thefox0922 oh ok
APANDAH MADE YOU
get this man a :hesrightyouknow:
get this man a :hesrightyouknow:
Schlatt I know you probably won’t take this seriously in this cesspit of irony and memes, but I’m genuinely always excited to see your videos because they always make me laugh and put me in a happy mood.
Thank you for uploading these videos.
17:25 ITS BEEN TWO YEARS?!?!?
7:16 I think this is the first time I've seen Schlatt hatless in like 4 years.
“This is so stupid. I’ve been trying to fi- please. I’ve been trying to film suh-eh anything for like 30 minutes. This is what I look like. That’s it. I’m done. I’m done.”
9:04 after spending a solid 10 minutes looking, I found this guy's channel, it's called IrrationalMango his animation is sick
Edit- AAAAAAAnnnnndddd he was already credited in the description I just wasted my time :D
THANK YOU!!!
I have the same pixelated guitar comforter at 8:46