The fact that I steal things on accident is just 💀💀💀. I have no idea what it says about me as a person but atleast it solidifies the fact that I am a fan. Its not life without a little shoplifting after all
In the Balltown, Iowa crime scene sketch, it says it occured on April 20, 1999. Just like how Schlart sold unregistered mouskatools to the perpetrators of an attack on their high school, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
13:16 The Garfield one was the best one imo. The dude drinks from the cup as subtle foreshadowing until the climax where it is revealed it is toxic and then the comedic ending where he gets brain damage. A short story in a few minutes :)
I have the see saw mug I got at a thrift store and I drank water out of it all the time so imagine my dismay when I looked it up and the lead cup was true
It’s been 300 years since the fallout, we have the technology to bridge to your universe, he was right. Yellowstone blew like a party popper. Dear god I’m glad we were able to warn you in time so nothing happens in your world, your Yellowstone blows up the day Mr. Beast hits 500 mil
Every once in a while I'm reminded about the Garfield death mugs and how my grandma owned 4 of them (which are still in our kitchen on her display shelf)
I love how everyone collectively said "We are gonna steal stuff, show out feet, and make 9/11 jokes" I love this Alright. I'm gonna edit this with responses from the comments. I love how everyone collectively said "We are gonna steal stuff, show out feet, make 9/11 jokes, pronounc Jschlatt's name wrong, weezer names, make dark jokes, having a big dump truck, calling him gay, and putting non-legal recipies " and I love this
@@mckaymoore6130 at my school some kids somehow stole every mirror from every bathroom and some others stole some lockers. like how do you steal a locker let alone multiple?????
schlatt that is simultaneously the worst chisel, sword, and gardening tool that ive seen in my life that almost looks like its an actually practical thing
You know, I’m noticing a steady increase in the amount of furries sending in these presentations, which is strange considering the fact that he just skips them the moment he sees them.
@@hjrgf I know, but the distinction usually just confuses people. Pretty sure they switched to market socialism a few decades ago, and aren't even really socialist anymore.
I think that Jschlatt has probably one of the most chaotic fandoms out there. Not in a way of toxic, just, the fandom is the reason that the chaotic alignment is a thing.
fun fact, if you have a friend that works for you county works, they often replace signs with new ones and just throw away old ones. my grandfather works for my local county works and he got a stop sign.
Plot twist, “shlatt” actually likes feet and he’s only pretending to hate them because he knows we will keep sending him feet as long as we believe he doesn’t like
@@ednahernandez8240 The Bank War was the political struggle that ensued over the fate of the Second Bank of the United States during the presidency of Andrew Jackson. In 1832, Jackson vetoed a bill to recharter the Bank, and began a campaign that would eventually lead to its destruction.
0:20 Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person 0:50 Top 10 succesful communist countries 0:58 How to solve the political and socio-economic problems in America 2:43 Why I would smash Goofy 2:50 are there more doors or wheels 3:35 The Telebrush presentation 4:11 Fed-ed 4:55 Women Suck 5:18 Reasons why my parents dont love me 5:29 the catboys of the dsmp 5:44 How to beat the allegations 6:15 Storytime for something that happened 6:47 Why i'm awesome 7:51 Why YOU should BUY GAMERSUPPS 8:07 why men are better 8:27 Why schlatt should give me a free youtooz 9:05 "Hey Scatt" 9:45 Skinwalker??? 10:14 Criminology 69 10:48 my sauce collection 11:12 how you can own your very own traffic cone 11:45 why schlatt is the best streamer 12:15 there are alot of problems in this world 12:59 the wonderous world of Garfueld merch 13:40 How to create a folder 14:19 why we should rebuild the twin towers 14:35 the wonderful outdoors 14:58 SCHLANKET 15:26 Yellowstone national park 15:38 Why Jschlatt is epic gamer 15:57 why place wifi should not be free 16:13 how I get ready in the morning 16:58 How to make muffins 17:12 The worst things i have ever donme in my life edit: why are yall asking for the music??? how should I, specifically know? These are just timestamps lmao
@@TTV.Murlocs_Ruler starts off as something from animal crossing (sounds like New Leaf). then changes to something from The Caretaker album (not 100% sure but I think it's An Empty Bliss Beyond this World)
Shitt, you've honestly gotten me out of some dark places and I'm grateful for that. You're a beacon of light for everyone in your youtube community. The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were a series of four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamic extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States. On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, nineteen terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners mid-flight while traveling from the northeastern U.S. to California. The attackers were organized into three groups of five members and one group of four, with each group including one designated flight-trained hijacker who took control of the aircraft. Their goal was to crash the planes into prominent American buildings, inflicting mass casualties and major structural damage. The hijackers successfully crashed the first two planes into the North and South Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, and the third plane into the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia. The fourth plane was intended to hit a federal government building in Washington, D.C., but instead crashed down in a field outside Shanksville, Pennsylvania following a passenger revolt that foiled the attack
going back to the presentation about wheel vs doors bc im actually enraptured-- what is considered a "wheel"? a round object that's primary mechanism relies on the action of turning? bc in that case, gears could be considered wheels. and door knobs. frankly bc the inclusion of gears alone id consider wheels the winner of which there is more of. I haven't slept in days
@@ratboygirl in that case; _"A wheel is a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axle bearing."_ it really just means "haha funny circle go spin".
13:30 im pretty sure we have all owned or known a close relative or seen one of those mugs at a yard sale at one point or another in our lives atleast in america . we should probably make sure we let them know if we see those that those things are full of lead
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
why at 7:57 does that knock sound so fucking realistic, every fucking time, i hear it and i think someone to the right of me is knocking on a window…that’s scary
Go to bespokepost.com/Jschlatt20 and use code "jschlatt20" for 20% off on the best Father’s Day gift you can get!
Nope 🗿
nah
Ratio
Yo schlatt do a soda tier list
Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person
You should rank your fans bone structures in the next one
verified
@Squid Game Challenge 🅥 if you click this RUclips link he steals ur entire life
I am surprised to see the doktor in the wild
so many bots..
Wtf like 15 bots
One day “Schlatt” will snap from his fandom terrorising him, and we’ll just watch him go insane
He’ll have a real 1999 moment
holy moly 6 bots in a row
Thats every day
I think we're already there
“Schlatt”
His community is unironnicaly super creative it's insane.
@@davidryan8986 🤓🤓🤓
@@Ballingokustate I don’t have a problem with it it just ain’t creative
Not really most of them just repeat the sams jokes 9/11 Men and 1999 but the ones who are creative are great
@@naturalselection7185 i feel your pain, but this just isn't the place to vent buddy
@@naturalselection7185 not the appropriate place for this.
Fun fact: if you see stores closing or roadworks, just ask for the signs. They *will* give them to you to avoid recycling them.
But those aren't free, you literally have to ask
Thank you, Jesus.
@@Noble1271 taking something without paying a currency for said item is the definition of free.
holy crap no way
@@S0n0fG0D Not free
I just love how half of Schllatt’s fans are thieves and they’re so chill they post them stealing it. That tells you a lot about Jschlatt
A P P L E
The fact that I steal things on accident is just 💀💀💀. I have no idea what it says about me as a person but atleast it solidifies the fact that I am a fan. Its not life without a little shoplifting after all
*C H A O S*
@@MCantDraw it's called kleptomania
Its not stealing if its free
Next time “ Rating your horrible cooking “ that would definitely break several human rights
They’ll be cooking the dead pets they sent in the show and tell
Someone gonna cosplay Walter White and bake an actual Meth
i already know someone will bake a traffic light they stole
That’s a great idea
People gonna be cooking up some bodies
human cake remastered?? please??
At this point Schlatt viewers are more unhinged then Schlatt
no way its finally here?!?!?!
All of you are bots
Brudda how can u comment 3 times on one video and get a fuk ton of likes on all of them XD
legit sigma grindset
How did you get so many bots?! You poor soul!
Nahhh you gotta remember what happened in 99'
*That day was worse than all others combined*
guys may 19th 2024 is getting closer. It was nice knowing yall
I.. I MADE IT! IM ALIVE
Buddy, he said May, not March@@X-Trinity
In the Balltown, Iowa crime scene sketch, it says it occured on April 20, 1999. Just like how Schlart sold unregistered mouskatools to the perpetrators of an attack on their high school, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.
That is 1 day before my birthday...
@@capperbuns ill celebrate your birthday a day early along with mine
Dude… that no clip one was phenomenal. The acting and everything.
Ikr
so true like, that was some AMAZING CGI as well and the wall edit
Remove the Schlatt references and that has the makings to be some actual quality horror content, I would watch an ARG series about that for sure
The second one was best
Time stamp for the no clip one?
13:16 The Garfield one was the best one imo. The dude drinks from the cup as subtle foreshadowing until the climax where it is revealed it is toxic and then the comedic ending where he gets brain damage. A short story in a few minutes :)
They also skipped his Garfield tattoo lmao, if you're curious on the design it's the same one luds friend got for their podcast
I have the see saw mug I got at a thrift store and I drank water out of it all the time so imagine my dismay when I looked it up and the lead cup was true
@@MedicTHA yo that was my favorite cup as a kid noooooooooooo
I actually have some of those Garfield mugs
His laugh even made it better
That one guy that made the glitchy room is so goddamn good. I love the effort that was put into it
I know it's great
know anywhere I can find that clip online?
He went to Ohio.
@@zebmingus4666 Just visit the state of Wyoming, that should do it.
oof
15:34 Tommorow is the day guys! Make sure it counts!!
It’s been 300 years since the fallout, we have the technology to bridge to your universe, he was right. Yellowstone blew like a party popper. Dear god I’m glad we were able to warn you in time so nothing happens in your world, your Yellowstone blows up the day Mr. Beast hits 500 mil
That prediction was actually so close, just a few months off
6:08 you really shoulda said some more about that one, it was super well made
do yk their @ ?
yo whats up ganer!
that was so sick
What’s up “checkmark”
Yeah that guy was talented
Schlatt fans humour is in 2030
Nah their humor is in september 11th 2001
Why are you EVERYWHERE!?!?!?
🛫🏢🏢
@@FrankieTravale bro is farming subs from big youtubers cos hes verified, isnt it obvious?
@@formalityyyy lmao right? like his comments aren’t even good at this point
Dementia jokes will never get old.
Dementia jokes will never get old.
Dementia jokes will never get old.
HELP
@@piwotomojepaliwo345 Sorry, I can’t save you
Hah funny
Hah funny
Hah funny
Every once in a while I'm reminded about the Garfield death mugs and how my grandma owned 4 of them (which are still in our kitchen on her display shelf)
I love that schlatt has a pavlovian response to hearing "Joooe biden"
Now tell me why you have so many bots under your comment.
holy shit there's too many of them
Guys its finally here
The bots that is
Report them for terrorism, that’s what I do
@@babidavi6910 too soon bruv
Jschlatt: "I'm not laughing at poverty"
Jschlatt: *laughs at poverty*
wtf.
@@ElectricoGamez hello welcome to the Jschlatt channel
Jesse
Hello Heisenberg
give met h
I love how everyone collectively said "We are gonna steal stuff, show out feet, and make 9/11 jokes" I love this
Alright. I'm gonna edit this with responses from the comments.
I love how everyone collectively said "We are gonna steal stuff, show out feet, make 9/11 jokes, pronounc Jschlatt's name wrong, weezer names, make dark jokes, having a big dump truck, calling him gay, and putting non-legal recipies " and I love this
The only things you need in life.
Oh and pronounce jschtall's name wrong
and send wheezer memes
@@bostoncreamdonutthe2nd97 do do do do do do do do do
make really dark jokes and scare scatt
7:40 America's got talent judges when a kid has a sad backstory
The presentation at 11:10 was amazing, and so helpful. Because of his teachings I am now the proud owner of a Walmart shopping cart.
i remember some kid at our school taking a whole toilet stool door and walking off with it. The school never found out who took it.
If it's not a product, that means it's free.
Did you know those things can sell for hundred of dollars?
@@mckaymoore6130 Dude's going places
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice Exactly! Do you know how much child support costs?
_I am now the proud owner of 4 slaves._
@@mckaymoore6130 at my school some kids somehow stole every mirror from every bathroom and some others stole some lockers. like how do you steal a locker let alone multiple?????
The humor of Schlatt’s fans is through the roof! When will they be able to do comedy night?? If they do, let me know!!
My man got a bunch of 'Finally its here' stuff that there isn't a normal comment...until now
Finally. *HE'S HERE.*
@@christyathalia2193 ruclips.net/video/zNZ1rq5kW4M/видео.html
Finally it's here. Finally it's here. It is here. Finally it has arrived. Finally. It
Finally it's here. *YES*
Among us 😄 BALLS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was so enamored by the cake that he didn’t even notice he was called Jshart
Nice pfp
@°AnaaCAT60° at least I don’t play gatcha life
Bro didn't even spell it correctly💀
Imagin being on the Jedi council but not being a master
I didn't notice either
3:20 I picked the perfect day to watch this didint I
“Two months ago”
oh I see
"4 months ago" I don't- *Looks at calendar* oh, OH-PFFFFF
“5 months ago”
hmm🤔
Lmao, I just watched Brain Pop’s video on it just before watching this
Same here
I'm glad the "Misogyny is hilarious" one made it into the video, that one had me crying of laughter
Ik, someone called her a pick me but bruh, she was just tryna be funny 😂😂
@@undercovercat8449 yeah, that’s fuckin hilarious and clearly a joke (coming from a woman)
The way he perfectly paused... Props to that fan
schlatt that is simultaneously the worst chisel, sword, and gardening tool that ive seen in my life that almost looks like its an actually practical thing
3 bots, my fookin goodness, a new record for I to witness holy moly
Finnaly its HEAR . . . ruclips.net/video/2ZIpFytCSVc/видео.html
Very education episode. Hope to see more like this in the future.
Jesus fucking christ these bots
@@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983 you know it’s annoying when Satan himself is getting pissed off
So many bots on this one comment wth
Dude wtf RUclips . Like , it was rare at first , but now I can't even read five comments without bumping into 5 morbillion fucking bots ....
@@MrDanno Amen... wait
4:55
Schlatt:Puhh
"Women suck by woman"
Schlatt:BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO😂
That kid drinking out of the Garfeild death mug while talking about it was one of the funniest little gags I've seen in a long time.
That is not a kid my guy 💀
the setup was done so damn well
You know, I’m noticing a steady increase in the amount of furries sending in these presentations, which is strange considering the fact that he just skips them the moment he sees them.
Hi I'm an actual human here to respond. Yeah we need a purge😈
Schlatt's profile mascot is a fucking lamb
Of course he has a big furry fanbase
@@therealdealsand Holy shit HAHAHA you're literally 1/10 comments and the rest is all bots. 💀
It seems that all of jschlatts purges of dsmp fans has caused an increase in furries joining the fandom
Their spreading, like a virus.
As a Vietnamese guy, I am scared for my life by laughing at the “sucessful communist countries” presentation
=)) fr
💀💀💀💀
Isn't Vietnam not technically communist anymore?
@@notme8232vietnam was socialist not communist
@@hjrgf I know, but the distinction usually just confuses people. Pretty sure they switched to market socialism a few decades ago, and aren't even really socialist anymore.
0:00 I like how this was the only one that didn’t have a joke. It was completely serious and well intentioned. And Schlatt skipped it.
in all fairness, I'd skip it too
I’d skip that shit too ☠️
People replying to this, don’t bully anyone who says they wouldn’t skip it.
@@October8426 people replying to this, absolutely bully the living hell out of anyone who wouldn’t skip it
Honest question, why? I’m being serious.
I think that Jschlatt has probably one of the most chaotic fandoms out there.
Not in a way of toxic, just, the fandom is the reason that the chaotic alignment is a thing.
Chaotic good
Very much so, and we are all proud of it. 😌
His community is good, unlike the *cough cough* dsmp community
chaotic evil fr, they out hear stealing and 9/11ing and showing they feet
I thought it was a community. What is the difference between a community and a fandom?
TeaCat’s sub count went from 294 to 23.4k. You helped him out a lot.
Javier why did you try to kill john marston in 1911?!
I helped, give me the credit I deserve
kinda crazy
Hopefully bro’s handling all the sudden attention well
His Garten if Banban 2 video was hilarious
The "Why I'm awesome" presentation kid literally looked and sounded like a younger TommyInnit
hope he doesnt become another tommyinnit cause tommy is problematic and really fucking annoying
stop
@@waltuh3713 w h y
@@waltuh3713 it was a joke chill
@@naturalselection7185
Technoblade never really dies!
Long live the king!
fun fact, if you have a friend that works for you county works, they often replace signs with new ones and just throw away old ones. my grandfather works for my local county works and he got a stop sign.
I feel like the Jshlatt fandom will just come together and make an arg one day.
So about this comment, would anyone be upset if I managed to make a cohesive lore on this?
@@literallyakoala no, I wouldn't mind
And all of this will happen without Schlatt noticing.
@@Choomba78 and the best part of this plan... No one can stop us
Yeah, we should!
Plot twist, “shlatt” actually likes feet and he’s only pretending to hate them because he knows we will keep sending him feet as long as we believe he doesn’t like
Jeez you got them bots
Not really a plot twist lol. We all know he likes feet
we sent him beanss
Jshatt killed them before they could finish the comment
6:48 I know, I know, I am pretty awesome
hacker🖥⌨🕶
very awsome!!!
Wow! Very drippy! 💦
The legend themselves
i aspire to be like you
15:49 you lied. Yellowstone is still here.
This aged poorly
@@Riley-bx7yn heh, I guess they were just off a couple months
@@Riley-bx7yn what.
“Schlatt” is the only “content creator” I watch the sponsored ads all the way through. Thanks “big guy”.
Here, you deserve a normal comment.
You havent seen TheRussianBadger have you?
@@ednahernandez8240 The Bank War was the political struggle that ensued over the fate of the Second Bank of the United States during the presidency of Andrew Jackson. In 1832, Jackson vetoed a bill to recharter the Bank, and began a campaign that would eventually lead to its destruction.
HuuuuuaaaaaaAAAAAA A A A A A A A AA A AA A A A *insert tortured soul sound effect*
@@ednahernandez8240 swaws 🤨
“Why we should rebuild the twin towers”
Schlatt: “Don’t show a picture, you’ll make me feel guilty”
WAIT--
He said sad not guilty ☝️🤓
0:20 Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person
0:50 Top 10 succesful communist countries
0:58 How to solve the political and socio-economic problems in America
2:43 Why I would smash Goofy
2:50 are there more doors or wheels
3:35 The Telebrush presentation
4:11 Fed-ed
4:55 Women Suck
5:18 Reasons why my parents dont love me
5:29 the catboys of the dsmp
5:44 How to beat the allegations
6:15 Storytime for something that happened
6:47 Why i'm awesome
7:51 Why YOU should BUY GAMERSUPPS
8:07 why men are better
8:27 Why schlatt should give me a free youtooz
9:05 "Hey Scatt"
9:45 Skinwalker???
10:14 Criminology 69
10:48 my sauce collection
11:12 how you can own your very own traffic cone
11:45 why schlatt is the best streamer
12:15 there are alot of problems in this world
12:59 the wonderous world of Garfueld merch
13:40 How to create a folder
14:19 why we should rebuild the twin towers
14:35 the wonderful outdoors
14:58 SCHLANKET
15:26 Yellowstone national park
15:38 Why Jschlatt is epic gamer
15:57 why place wifi should not be free
16:13 how I get ready in the morning
16:58 How to make muffins
17:12 The worst things i have ever donme in my life
edit: why are yall asking for the music??? how should I, specifically know? These are just timestamps lmao
U know the music from the 0:20 one?
@@TTV.Murlocs_Ruler starts off as something from animal crossing (sounds like New Leaf). then changes to something from The Caretaker album (not 100% sure but I think it's An Empty Bliss Beyond this World)
@@dolphin6756 * the caretaker song is “Its just A burning memory” from EATEOT (saying this nicely)
Seriously trying to find out the music playing at 9:05...
0:54🤣🤣
5:40 “I better not be on here” “jschlatt” “fuck you”😂
Next one fans should submit their meals to Big Guy. That'd be a show right there.
EDIT: HOLY MOLY thanks for all the likes friends!! ^w^
Oh god... that'd be a very interesting stream
can confirm
pls yes
Vouch
dead animals...
4:01 "The wood of the brush is made from wood"
Shitt, you've honestly gotten me out of some dark places and I'm grateful for that. You're a beacon of light for everyone in your youtube community.
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were a series of four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamic extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States. On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, nineteen terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners mid-flight while traveling from the northeastern U.S. to California. The attackers were organized into three groups of five members and one group of four, with each group including one designated flight-trained hijacker who took control of the aircraft. Their goal was to crash the planes into prominent American buildings, inflicting mass casualties and major structural damage. The hijackers successfully crashed the first two planes into the North and South Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, and the third plane into the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia. The fourth plane was intended to hit a federal government building in Washington, D.C., but instead crashed down in a field outside Shanksville, Pennsylvania following a passenger revolt that foiled the attack
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
very well played
No.
yea
Oh nooooo
4:57 Friendly Fire
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long pls do more of these
This is amazing! I wish I saw the tweet in time to make an animation presentation but I’ll be sure to catch the next one!
I keep missing them
Schlatt: "Oh no, thats a meth recipe"
Me: *replays and screenshots*
JEESRE HTE FEDS ARE OUTSIDE!
JESSE WE NEED TO GO TO MCDONALDS JESSE
JESSEE WE NEED TO MAKE THE METHE JESSE
I wish it was a Meth Recipe, not that I don't have one but that others can gain one too
What’s the time Stamp ?
The one where its "Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person" one the fact that its in different fonts is perfect.
I aspire to be as funny as the kid at 3:04, absolutely beautiful storytelling
I want a shirt like his :')
3:04 3:05
I own...every. single. One. Of those garfeild mugs. And they're incredible.
Not to mention inedible
And they actually do have tons of lead and cadmium, which is soooo awesome!
maybe the lead content is why you're a schlatt fan /j
don't kill me pls
Are they stolen too
@@yoshifly2337 idk I didn't get them... possibly
10:13 was lowkey genius. Doctor college. Criminology 69. There were hints but he pulled it off so well. Incredible performance
15:30 2 more weeks everybody
Yea dude im freaking scared
Todays the day
@@fcr4702 oh shit. lets whats about to happen
Oh boy
I miss it.
6:31 one of jschlatt’s few moments of genuine fear and confusion.
Yo can we all agree that the presentation at 5:51 has some fire editing
Editing?
There is no editing. You can dream all you want but 5e wil aways cat upp tu yuo.
I went to high school with him! He spent most free time in the classroom fucking around with Adobe 😂
18:10 the editor is trying his best and I appreciate a good content enjoyer
He already made a good living off of being Steve from stranger things. Now he is just doing a part time for schlatt.
@@sphawesome571 Gotta do something with his free time after babysitting the kids
seems everyone missed the editors best joke
15:33 3 days and its GGs
I wonder if Schlatt will have another rampage like 1999 now that he has "The Slash".
The "Schlash" if you will
Schlutt
going back to the presentation about wheel vs doors bc im actually enraptured-- what is considered a "wheel"? a round object that's primary mechanism relies on the action of turning? bc in that case, gears could be considered wheels. and door knobs. frankly bc the inclusion of gears alone id consider wheels the winner of which there is more of. I haven't slept in days
I feel like the Jshlatt fandom will just come together and make an arg one day.
“ a circular object that revolves on an axle and is fixed below a vehicle or other object to enable it to move easily over the ground.”
@@basinofdreams what about whaterwheels? i reckon they're fair game
@@ratboygirl in that case;
_"A wheel is a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axle bearing."_
it really just means "haha funny circle go spin".
But what about doors? Do mouths count as doors? I reckon that puts them in the lead by a terrifying number.
15:26
the amount of confidence koby had with the may 19 2024 yellowstone eruption statement is kind of scary
May 19 is my birthday 😭
6:17 as a Kentuckian, I can say, I have seen this man
I'm being honest with you guys, this is my first EVER time watch jschlatt. He's entertaining!
Welcome to the rabbit hole, pack-a-punch. We wish you well. :)
same here. He's pretty damn funny too
Welcome to Hell my friend
the things you'll see
Same XD
I have had the absolute worst day ever and this video made it literally so much better. thank you so so much
He is not a comfort streamer
@@noaheckman8330 that doesnt mean he cant make me laugh
@@emmastearman1849 u doing good? i love comforting strangers its my comfort tbh
@@bread.that.is.threatening yeah im good! ty so much though that meant a lot actually! :)
Uh, you alright?
Jschlatt's editor's stupid presentation actually made me feel better.
14:31 , its like jenga, we need to rebuild them to knock them down again
NAURR
I like how one of them just has a dude NO-CLIPPING through reality in his room suddenly.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in such a long time and I’m not even two minutes in. Praise be to the Big Guy community.
4 IN A ROW BABY
15:30 Yellowstone National Park did not infact explode on 5/19/24
its a shame, really. I was looking forward to it
May 19 2204
Gotta give props to the guys who filmed themselves committing a crime for the giggles
I hate how comments now is just for promotion/scams
It was probably his cone that he "stole" in the video
@@invizcharlie9477 Can confirm we had the cones already
You should rank everyone's significant other. Or even better, their search history.
Do you want him to get demonetized beyond comprehension 💀
do you realize how many schlatt fans would get on watchlists just to appear on this search history stream?
@@Archidus no but it's a risk he would possibly make. Gotta have the cojones.
@@Ass_Butter yes, it sounds so crazy it's good.
this search history thing would be pretty interesting tho
I’m convinced schlatt just owns the right to animal crossing music at this point
Fun fact: most stores are more than willing to give away out of season display signs so long as you just ask.
I don't know why but the combination of the dumptruck with the "for jshart
4:55 His reaction is funnier than the presentation! Good shit!
Anyone got the link to that? Need to know so that I don't accidentally click on that
@@jaxtvgaming228 same
@@jaxtvgaming228 bro is down horrendous
0:50 BRO I WAS CRYING 😂😂😂
I love your pfp
I love how schlatt didn’t seem to notice at 15:58 the title of the slide show is that this guy is being held hostage lmao
AAAAHH I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT EITHER!!!!!
13:30 im pretty sure we have all owned or known a close relative or seen one of those mugs at a yard sale at one point or another in our lives atleast in america . we should probably make sure we let them know if we see those that those things are full of lead
14:19 I used that exact same image thing for my alcohol awareness poster
I remember you posting this on my birthday and I was so excited, thanks big man!
i love how schlatt always laughs at the ones made by younger kids :)
We stan based kings in the making
12:11 dumpster diving my boy GameStop throws away a shit ton of things in perfect condition and some people steal them
It’s technically not stealing if no one wants it
@@Flora_Dawn legally it is still stealing
@@coleslaw3808 it isn’t stealing if no one wants it
-remys dad or something.
@@Flora_Dawn No no he's got a point
6:44 I’m watching this in 2024, and 23 years ago was 2001. What are you trying to say, Jschlatt?
12:49 this is both hilarious and sad, seeing as this is our president.
The guy at 4:12 legit lives in my neighborhood. Bro is on his last straw and i think hes building a god damn time machine in his house.
Dog
And does he really?
71 likes and no replies? Ima fix that
You're neighbors with Michael Reeves!?
4:56 friendly fire will not be tolerated.
Betrayed her own kind
Bro its not friendly fire its betrayal of reading heresy and hitting the twins towers-
Any idea where i could see the full presentation?
@@SuckySuckMyBalls execute order 66
Where is her clothing is the real question.
Why we should rebuild the twin towers: You always build the jenga tower back up again to break it right?
5:18 wait bro i want to see why jambo is a cold hearted killer
Same
You can see it in the vod
Same 😭
man this type of videos are amazing, keep with the good work Gchalaite
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS!
HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
13:10 that’s the mug that contains dangerously high levels of lead and had to be recalled. It was a part of the McDonald’s happy meal toy deal.
The Garfield mug presentation actually saved my life, I had been drinking out of one for months, and I’m so anxious now
6:17 looks like a combination of Jschlatt and Chris from mrbeast
And chandler
Had me dying
and Miz
Bro went from Chris to Christina 💀😭
@@hypocriticalgrammarnaziKris
TeaCat656 has went from 294 to over 1k subs in 2 hours from this video, HES REALLY GOING FAR NOW
UPDATE: He's at 4.5k now within a day
damn
Nahhhh 4.92k lol
8:34 i have to say, 10/10 presentation
personally as a furry jschlatt skipping the introduction to the furry fandom one was hilarious
0:48 the stray of my favorites laugh/clip
why at 7:57 does that knock sound so fucking realistic, every fucking time, i hear it and i think someone to the right of me is knocking on a window…that’s scary
Same im just chilling in bed and there's a window to my right
@@tent-fz1gh there’s a desk to my right and it still fucking terrified me
It does not sound like a window
@@jamasa007 LS pfp LS pfp LS pfp
There is a window to my right at ground level