Ranking Your UNHINGED Tiktoks
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Schlatt ranks your ABSURD tiktoks. The last react video for a while!
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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"He doesn't even see us" was probably actually half correct. Horses have blind spots directly in front and behind them. That's why they say you should never stand behind a horse. Equally though, standing in front of them and touching them on the nose is equally as likely to scare them, especially if you're silent. That being said, the horse could probably see his girlfriend and hear and smell them, so, really it balances out.
All speaking to the mic as if the horse can't hear
STOP. PUTTING. SHIT. INTO. MY. HEAD ITS EXPLODING
Nerd
Lmao yall showin how hard it is for yall to read huh
I wish he would been like, "Stop looking at me like that. SERIOUSLY! *Slaps Horse's face* STOP IT!"
The fact that Schlatt sprinted through all those Royal Guards, while traversing the high hills of Scotland. And still has the energy to stream this high quality content, is... Inspirational.
@@ItzMalick why the fuck would you self promo, that's gonna make people not want to check you out
@@ItzMalick is it harder than a 9-5?🤔
@ItzMalick
Yooooooo! Bro you must be so tired from that 30 sec content
(Ps: 🍲🍔 👨❤️💋👨 🌰🍞)
@@ItzMalick do you stream
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"content creation is harder than your 9-5" is quite possibly the hardest i have ever seen schlatt laugh at something
I’m glad jshark has a brain unlike Hassan and asmongold.
@@noahwhite659Assmongold
13:32 schlatt predicts skibidi toilet.
I know he saw it before anyone
True
HE MADE SKIBIDI TOILET
skibidi toilet was supposed to be ignorable, just a fad that lasted 3 weeks and disappeared, but now we got fucking skibidi toilet lore, it needs to die _now_
I THOUGHT THE SAME THINK I'M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE THINK ALIKE
It's so "horrible" how people "accuse" "Jschlatt" for doing "it" while also "blaming" him for what happened in "1999"
W commeny
@estadiofifa10lol 1I recommend you delete this comment for your family and your own safety
@estadiofifa10lol 1In 1999, Schlatt [REDACTED] and then proceeded to [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]
lmao
@estadiofifa10lol 1 Belgrade bombing
I'm not sure how Schlatt hasn't gone completely insane by now, big respect.
@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐Hitler overrated
"Schlatt"**
you think he hasnt? man has not been sane for like 2 years at least
What do you mean he hasn't?
big suspect*
Schlatt being traumatized by cooking videos timeline
5:33 First Attack
8:23 Second, More Brutal, Yet More Schlatt Prepared Attack
13:44 Less Severe, Even More Prepared Attack
16:44 Deadliest, Most Horrifying, Most Brutal Attack
24:06 Prepared Finisher
25:15 Trick Attack
You missed one at the end
@@Frostypower-uj4jlwhich one?
@@cocoplayz7887the one at the very end where the queen disintegrates
Whichever part of you gave you the idea to make this comment is evil...
25:49 The counter-attack
THAT ENDING 💀💀
Also I have been binge watching Schlatt all day and it’s so addicting and currently 2:25 am-
Same lmao
im in his attic
bro stuttered on text
@@vxntus.. I didn’t??
@@Mcytinnit it’s okay lil bro we get it 😭
I love the way his laughs have gotten increasingly manic with each installment, half the time there will be no leadup- he'll be blank faced and suddenly be at full volume laughter in under 10 frames like at 16:29
WATCH IT IN 0.5 BRO LMAO
plus the weird laugh at 16:38 XD
i timed it with the frame forward function and from the frame his head starts moving to him laughing it takes ~15 - 20 frames so yeah... you're kinda wrong!!!!!!!!!!
@@bayuanddara9424 what was that 😭
@@ItzMalick 😐
Glad to see Jschlatt laughing at TikToks and not finding humour and pleasure out of killing people. Very inspirational
Are u from braking bad
@@jschlattLIVE dont talk to him hes gonna knock on your door
Jesse we need to cook meth Jesse
@@jschlattLIVE what did you do to our majesty
@@jschlattLIVE Braking baod
i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these
Or just frickin’ RANTING.
Little did he know. That the toilet would become the most intense version of Internet brain rot
Respect for Schlatt going through hours of pain and suffering for us
Content creation is harder than your 9-5.
@@jschlattLIVE truly
real
@@jschlattLIVE harder than any war could ever be
you mean "Schlatt"?
Schleyt really knows how to "rank" these "unhinged" TikToks
Pronounced *in Russian accent*; Shl-ey yuht
Hip Hip Hooray!!
ah yes my favorite streamer: schleyt we love him
Schleyt??
Yeah! He did it so flawlessly, just like he did "it" back in "1999"
He predicted skibidi toilet
13:33 skibidi toilet was predicted. great.
The funny thing is that the 'small streamer' guy is clearly joking but he's essentially spawned a subgenre of people who mock him
His satire is either being replicated or hes being mocked no in-between
yeah kinda shitty of jschlatt to do that to someone who is clearly joking.
@@polocatfan ???
bro says that with the straightest fucking face he ain't joking or that man needs an oscar now. plus the dude looks like the type of guy that would not do his job because he was a little tired
Pyro’s fanbase in a nutshell
Glad to see “schlatt” is able to make “content” for us even while the British “police” are after him for what “he” did a couple weeks ago in the “United Kingdom”
Yeah
Glad to see Brixton is able to make pasta for us even while the british queen are after him for what she did a couple of weeks ago in ur mom
Ratio
sex
Yo fam I'm a disease, and I make a variety of diffrent people passing away, go through grief, and some others and I guarantee you will find one that will put you in the hospital🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
“Allegedly”
@@ItzMalick yo fam I'm a random dude and I'm telling you shut the fuk up
im so glad to be featured in this one ty for including me scat
Are we gonna ignore the fact that shlatt might be responsible for the creation of skibidi toilet 13:33
Calling it JFK "event" is devious💀
It’s going to be the next fortnite concert
@@HarryPorpise 💀
"Assassination" is probably censored
@@HarryPorpise shit's gonna be mind blowing
@@jetstreamsam9726 😭
Why does every jschlatt video feel like a reoccurring dream that gets more and more strange and obscure every time you dream it
How did you nail this feeling exactly
Exactly
so fuckin true
@@cephaleaorion4888? P
I creamed at how Perfectly you nailed the feeling of this man and how my life feels and the emptiness of big man and wondering what is this eternal plain I’m living on what am I doing with myself any way can I get 2 number 3s with a number 6 a big mac and thick shake and 6 number 9s
When he said,”I’m alive because I had my seatbelt on” I actually couldn’t control myself and spit out my drink
Schlatt I just wanted you to know I have founded a very successful business harvesting all the free signs around my town, melting them down, and selling metals by the pound. Was solely inspired by your words of wisdom, and I couldn't have done it without you!
We gonna talk about how quick Schlatt made that shirt? IT WAS A DAY AFTER... HE PLANNED IT
mans probably had been sitting on the design for years now, all he needed was to wait for the day, put that day in and boom 😂😂
@@emilythomson418 he planned it in September 1st, because he knew when the queen would die
Man it was locked and loaded lol, no hesitation profiting off an old woman's death lmao
@@highdefinition450 classic Jschlatt move
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I like when Schlatt intentionally overreacts so far past the line of reality that you can tell just how dead inside he is
…what?
Yeah it's a shame how he got to this point, i wish i could see the old type of videos of him gaming and stuff like that. I'm sick of reaction videos
@@littlemoth4956 If you don't see what I'm talking about, ignore me and just enjoy his content honestly. It's not like it's hurting anyone, just something I've noticed
This is what happens when you create content that attracts millions of 12 year olds. Destroys your will to live as you put on a facade for all these children.
Do you mean the kinda typical influencer fake positive yay-flower-rainbow thing? Cause yeah, i almost feel like he exerts it intentionally in an over the top ironic way.
i need the link to that video at 17:41 wherein that guy with the comically big eyewear yells "YES! YES!"
it killed me several times over
Schlatts editor looks like tom holland who lost a few pounds (seriously he does look like tom holland)
How nice of Schlatt to use the very human fast sleep aid machine on the queen after she’s been having trouble sleeping
"schlatt" is such a great content creator, and definitely "didn't" "kill" the "queen"
Yeah
jelly fan unfunny , unalive.
And is "innocent" and "definitely" "didnt do" "anything" in 1999
@edwin Ramos
"""1999"""
@Simon Punta
"Yeah"
I love how Jschlatt hates tik toks where two videos are playing at once but thats also what his reaction videos are because his camera and the actual video PLUS there is chat so thats 3 things going on at once and you can only really focus on one at a time
3:02 it made me so happy to see his smile with his new pc!
weirdly enough, horses eyes are designed to see out the sides of the head to give the widest field of view possible. this gives them a small blind spot directly in front of them. this dude could have been right.
….designed?
@@gnomad28 for real like dude God designed their eyes to hurt them if so maybe god aint the "good man" we all thought
@@gnomad28 yeah, designed by genetics smh. It’s like how chameleons are designed to see everything
@@froggy5748 they even saw my brain cells and humor deteriorate from this video lol
@@thegamingwitch correct. The chameleon gang is always watching. They were amused by this video as well.
Cooking Meme Timemarks:
5:33 Burger
8:23 Fries
13:43 Potato Chips
16:43 Chicken
24:06 Sausages
25:14 You like men?
25:45 Chicken 2 (Outro)
what is the song??
@@surfingtundra Neverita by Bad Bunny
You missed 5:33
@@elegy8187 Thx, have added it to the list
I barely got to the Fry's one and now I see what this list is all about
It’s nice to see this stream 1 year later
I love how schlatt puts animal crossing music in his videos it’s such a good bg noise
Why am I afraid that Schlatt's editor is ACTUALLY held hostage
EdIT: OH mY GoD gUyS thANKs sO mUCH fOR 4K omg iM sO hAPpY
eDiT2: mOM iM fAMouS
Because he is
@@Licas13882 WAIT REALLY
@@My_name_is_Daniel you wanna join him?
@@4GNG Should I make a phone call?
@@My_name_is_Daniel bro sleep lmao
Dude schlatt is literally the Shaquille O'Neal of content creators. HE OWNS EVERYTHING
Schlaquille O'Neal
Jquille O'Schlatt
tequilla nail
@@ItzMalick not small, but big with annoying content.
the way it works is "the Queen is dead. long live the king" the moment they die the heir becomes crowned. the ceremony is for... show really.
Shlorp is definitely my favorite content creator
I can’t believe what “Schlatt” did to “the queen”. Really takes me back to what he did in 99’
yea kinda like what i did in 01'
I will "never forget" about what "shart" did on "that day" with a "flying car"
I like how the chat was spamming "it's free" to the wild horse video.
It truly is free
Why do all of schlatt’s videos get me crying laughing on the floor 💀💀
I just love the part when he ranks the TikTok’s ❤
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
*oil mill video plays*
Or more accurately his 9-8 job
@@jodadami9-9
@jodadami or more more accurately the 9/11 job
@@Tom-pf9hghe changed his name from osama?
Glad “schlatt” is making “content” more “frequently” again. It’s been really “nice” seeing “schlatt” “enjoy” “him”self.
Glad is making more again. It's been really seeing self.
@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 >swastika in username
huuuuge nope from me buddy. lol
@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 putin aint a nazi, 0/10 would not think of youtube replys a true, untrue liberal statement.
Cuz its harder than ur 9 - 5
schlatt content frequently nice schlatt enjoy him.
It’s so great how he *ranks* them
loving the tiktoks
I’m glad “schlatt” finds “humor” in these TikToks it really emphasizes the fact that he really is just another “human”
What with all the """ like is he just hypothetical???? May, or may not be at all times???
@@greyghost8763you will never know
8:16 I find that "Schlatt" acts like a cat whenever it sees its reflection for the first time; Full panic and anger mode.
TRUUUE
i worked in excavation over the summer and waking up at 4 or 5 in the morning and working till 5pm was the hardest thing ive ever done. I would pass out on the table after work.
Bro the last two memes had me laughing is the hardest ive ever laughed, i think im having heart problems now
From a Walmart associate, thanks Schlatt for respecting our daily grind and sacrifices to the Walmart gods. It’s CAP OR DIE for me so feeling tired is all but a lame excuse to not give it your all till your body is broken, no matter how many departments you get thrown into that day keep that energy and smile going, keep up the facade for the customers because you love your job and we’re never not happy to help out.
Me too, watching this vid on my lunch break lmao
This is the one ☝️ He described my exact situation except Walmart fired me over an IBS flare up 🤠
Sorry to hear that.
Yup, the unreasonable expectations from higher-ups without giving us proper equipment or pay is real. I'm just eternally grateful that no one in this company actually enforces the 10-foot rule
worked at walmart for a month i still walk in there everyday like i didnt quit without notice. stole from there twice since then too
7:14 technically he was right, horses cant see a small distance in front of them due to their eye position
edit: damn these replies making me question if my source was real or not
their eye potion does not matter they only have a blind spot in the middle but otherwise they can see perfectly fine
@@mushroom.equestrians the eye position is exactly why they have that blind spot, wdym it doesnt matter
@@loki7701 i mean that yk what tbh idk why i siad that i mean that they can see longer distances
@@mushroom.equestrians dude just edit the comment, you can't let "eye potion" stay on your comment history
it's still scary as hell seeing that in their position
These clips killed me just like how Schlatt killed those innocent civilians in '99
"Im gonna have a mental breakdown because of these" was the most real and relatable thing ever!
glad to see schlatt is fulfilling his sleep derprived new years resolution of bear hugging more company's into his ownership
Finally, I found you!
@@theriptide_4260 yessir. You get a trophy now 🏆
HOLY SHIT I FOUND WALDO
@@bisexual-final-girl5171 yes you have. Your granted the waldo trophy 🏆
No fuckin way! After all these years, finally found waldo
13:38 the prophecy
BRRR-
Yes
Would not be surprised if this video was, what started the whole thing
ski-
Tru
When that guy was saying that fish I said to myself "Wtf" then one second later Schlatt says "Wtf?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:24 well horses can't see as good with their head facing toward what their looking as, they normally look at things with the side of their head.
I can't believe Schlatt would do this much for us. I never had to work this hard at my 9 to 5.
Since when are Tiktokers not "Unhinged" or "Mentally Unstable" literally just the average TikTok user Jschlatt is describing.
are you from braking bad
Hi waltuh
Are you from braking bad
Are u from braking bad
Are you from braking bad
the fact that i was watching this video and i looked at the time and it was 9:11 pm is crazy
13:33
This video was made in 2022
First skibidi toilet episode was made in 2023
guys....
21:30 for those who are wondering what that is
Its called the glide the man keithgroover made it himself its actually really cool and I have one
Thank you so so so so so so much
thank you I was skimming the comments looking for the name of it!!
Bro, THANK YOU
18:29 i can already tell there’s gonna be a screenshot of this on every dsmp amino tumblr whatever the fuck with a bunch of hearts and cute emojis
Ahhh fuck nah
true
When i was a kid, my girl scout troop went to a sleepover at an aquarium and i woke up to a grouper- whos eye was the size of my head- staring at me and ive never forgotten it
the check engine thing is so funny to me because i once had a slow leak in one of my tires for about half a year bc i was too lazy to get it fixed and then it magically went away somehow
7:05 The fact that horses don't have foward-facing eyes, but that horse is staring at them, seemingly with foward-facing eyes, is implying that not only is that not actually a horse, but it's predatory as well...
They arent forward facing, and yeas they see a little big infront but not directly in front of them.. and no its not the creature youre thinking of.. just a normal horse beeing curious
@@ItzMalick who?
@@bellatrixlestrange1602 what?
@@jaypolas4136 what?
@@skuroo what is this horse imposter?
The Very Human guy is one of my favorite Tik Tok creators. He unironically puts so much effort into his videos, and even though you know what the punchline is going to be it's still incredibly funny.
Schluarmel has given us funny thing. Thank Mr Schemer
Damn! It’s already been a year since the queen died? It feels like yesterday “Schlatt” visited the UK to complete his quest on September 8th, 2022.
24:06 pattern recognition kicks in
Bro should have went with his gut 😭
14:52 THAT WAS THE GREATEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE. YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES.
SAME
Im DYING
NAH FR I FROZE THERE 😭😭
I was watching the VOD, chat started SCREAMING in horror
@nyx me too also do you know why everyone is putting random quotes around words below?
Things in my gaming setup, i just couldn't live without.
Shows a bunch of piss bottles with one red one mixed in with all the yellow ones
i think schlatt wears that shirt to gaslight himself into believing that he didn’t kill the queen
12:48 schlatts face went from 😄 to 😨 so fast
Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin
Bro went from yabba dabba doo to yabba dabba don't die
The queen went through ww2 and other historical events, but seeing another jshlatt video is where she drew the line
“Jsllooot” saw his monetisation flash before his eyes at 1:12
25:09 this is how you know Schlatt was a major subway guy when he was in NY. Dude never drove so he doesnt know that the cold gremlins fuck with your engine so you gotta let the fires of hell from the engine kill em off to make the CEL light go away
25:33 The greatest plot twist in the history of Schlagg
“WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR THE COUNT DOWN”
I like the way Schlatt treats us and chat like a bunch of toddlers on sugar who know exactly how to press their dad's buttons. He's the dad who's had a very long day at work and just wants to relax with his beer and reruns of family feud
Someone made a video of an ai recreating your voice to sing welcome to the internet and Its like a perfect recreation --kinda spooky
I love how every time neverita ( the song where everybody is kissing) comes up, slate is like " oh hell nah"
So about that giant crusher machine - I work for a company that has one of those industrial shredders, its about the size of a car. If Schlatt really thinks he could just *BUY ONE* he would need about $10 million, 6 months of employing electricians, mechanical engineers, construction crew, and at-least 3 permanent full time operating engineers to keep it in working order. That's not even mentioning the gigantic mess of toxic plastic, metal and varnished wood dust that have to be cleaned up after every processing. I hate to be the barer of bad news but even Big Guy couldn't afford an Industrial Shredder
Not with that attitude
True. It’d be an endless money pit.
I have no clue where that thing costs 10 million but I have seen those go for literally less than 100-200K albeit you'd prolly end up spending double that trying to get one running
As for the rest of the part of maintenance and keeping it running. Well I mean you can own one- like a tank. Not to use, just to establish dominance
I thought he said he wanted to locate one, not buy one
You pulled $10 mil out of your ass
Wow even when watching tik toks and doing nothing whatsoever "schlamm" can still make us laugh! Thats why we love this "man"
the Schigglesmith
Happy one year anniversary queen lizzy ❤❤❤❤💀💀💀💀💀
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the queen’s mysterious schlatt-involving death
Schlatt really did pre record the content truly a great man R.I.P Schlatt 1999-2022
can't bwlwivw schalt predicted the queen's death 23 years before it hapepened
oh god the bots
@@tnapeepeelu yeah man it sucks
14:45 wow that was hilarious . Can't believe I just got an ad. Wow. Crazy.
You can’t ignore that ending. 💀💀💀
After watching his videos I understand how broken my humor really is
Loved the surprise appearance of Kschlatt at 8:05
Finally "schlatt" has found a clone to "take the fall" for what he did in "99"
I’m a fuckin Easter egg >:)
Kschlatt is to funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
22:24 is how the Drill Sergeants expected us to make our beds every morning in under 30 seconds.
within the first minute JSchlatt's like: "i didn't expect it to be that big" my friend just turns is whold body slowly and screams out that what she said xD LOL
18:12 was such a good video i feel much better after that
I would recommend watching schlatt videos at 2 am over any other time. Very enjoyable
just don't call him at 3am
I raise you 4am
@@davidbronzilberg4600 *checks cards* “call”
@davidbronzilberg4600 420 and that's my final offer
Can confirm at 2:27 am😌
I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.
I love how i live in Iowa it brings up #50 states best landmarks and i just thought Iowa
This video is hilarious, unlike the deeds “Schlatt” has committed from 1999-2001
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