I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile (and forced spammers to read it)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @thecultclassic
    @thecultclassic 3 года назад +5108

    "Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats?"
    "Sit down son, let me tell you about a fucking Necromancer."

    • @RAMN8R2011
      @RAMN8R2011 3 года назад +51

      This made me laugh out loud lol

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 3 года назад +188

      let me tell you the tale of Diablo the cheater

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +14

      Why did I hear this in doug’s voice?

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 года назад +25

      A man who once traveled across Skyrim at 1% the speed of light.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 3 года назад +41

      Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats?
      I think we should kill all the trolls, he said with an evil grin, he knew that I liked making goblins suffer.
      What about the dragons?
      Dad said softly, but quickly.
      You would only cause them to be angry.
      I'm not scared of them Dad.
      The door open and a guard stood outside and looked at us, "Your awake and on your way to the Great Beyond?"
      He asked, he wore a light green cloak with the symbol of White Magicians.
      I nodded at him, and he left.
      Your going to the Great Beyond son?
      Dad asked

  • @JosefK-wv5gw
    @JosefK-wv5gw 3 года назад +3557

    People: "AI is going to take over the world!"
    The AI: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

    • @SamHoward-l9q
      @SamHoward-l9q 3 года назад +221

      The AI Again: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 3 года назад +214

      The AI:
      I AM DIABLO THE CHEATER

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 3 года назад +63

      @@iamme8359 Cheating is how you make it so your lies are actually true. Because the AI's not going to lie to you.

    • @HandsOfTheFather
      @HandsOfTheFather 3 года назад +6

      Nice a nirvana fan.

    • @lmao8897
      @lmao8897 3 года назад

      U really a nirvna fan or do u just have the pfp cause its an emoji?

  • @ninjanicholas2459
    @ninjanicholas2459 3 года назад +3562

    Normal people: “Ignore them”
    Doug:

  • @satgurs
    @satgurs 2 года назад +4406

    "It's very difficult to say anything intelligent while your body is full of strawberries" TRUE

    • @-sk8-437
      @-sk8-437 Год назад +104

      If skyrim hadn't showed up that one would've been the funniest

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii Год назад +61

      i just ate a comical amount of mac and cheese and if you asked me my opinion on something really important right now i'd probably melt

    • @estay.azimullah
      @estay.azimullah 11 месяцев назад +6

      me who ate 500 strawberries: oh im stupid now.....

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 11 месяцев назад +10

      Celeste probably

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 9 месяцев назад

      That actually makes sense since your brain would be replaced by strawberries.

  • @theholycannoli8135
    @theholycannoli8135 3 года назад +6673

    “It’s very difficult to say something intelligent when your body is full of Strawberries”
    -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 3 года назад +45

      Amazing

    • @skprog
      @skprog 3 года назад +59

      True

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 3 года назад +35

      @Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea but Holy Cannoli! Sun Tzu never said that!!

    • @TheAlguien
      @TheAlguien 3 года назад +35

      This one was so fucking good, it contextualizes the entire profile. But Diablo the Cheater...

    • @VBandit47
      @VBandit47 3 года назад +19

      You can't have strawberries without war

  • @enragedpandah
    @enragedpandah 3 года назад +8006

    The constant reading of “I’m not going to lie to you” had me rolling

    • @BeHappy-ny9bm
      @BeHappy-ny9bm 3 года назад +182

      @keep rollin DISLIKED

    • @MasterEth
      @MasterEth 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @stardy8131
      @stardy8131 3 года назад +42

      @@BeHappy-ny9bm KEEP ROLLIN OWNED

    • @JohnFartblast
      @JohnFartblast 3 года назад +23

      @keep rollin REKT

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +167

      I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but I'm pretty close.

  • @joedelack
    @joedelack 3 года назад +3999

    “THIS is how job hunting was meant to be played.” -Supreme Leader Doug Doug Williams

    • @Ducktaro
      @Ducktaro 3 года назад +175

      "Diablo the cheater"

    • @GrassTroll
      @GrassTroll 3 года назад +111

      @@Ducktaro Supreme Leader Diablo the Cheater

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 года назад +25

      @@GrassTroll Darth DougDoug the Wise.

    • @appleyoto3564
      @appleyoto3564 3 года назад +19

      @@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diavolo the Wise Cheater

    • @goese868
      @goese868 3 года назад +14

      @@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diablo the Cheater the Wise

  • @Tsochar
    @Tsochar 2 года назад +4343

    Diablo the Cheater is pretty good, but my favorite was "It's kind of hard to have time to write when you have two little kids and a husband. That's why I have a boyfriend. I started a relationship with Nick Cage."

    • @rogue_2k374
      @rogue_2k374 2 года назад +188

      The music during that but was beautiful. Same with Diablo the Cheater.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 2 года назад +204

      It was kind of too soon to win. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Doug's Twitch chat is comprised of recent divorcees whose wives left them with two kids to start relationships with Nick Cage7.

    • @cursed_png6514
      @cursed_png6514 2 года назад +75

      my favourite is 100% "MY MOD TURNED THE GAME INTO A INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER!"

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 Год назад +74

      Also "I was a nymphomaniac, all through college."
      Also, it wasn't included in this video, but the stream also gave us "star wars on the bayou."

    • @mrb7261
      @mrb7261 Год назад +44

      The best part is that he was completely straight faced reading it
      Yet he loses it at Interdimensional Sex Simulator

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth 3 года назад +10384

    This is Diablo The Cheater, where he solves *business* problems that no one has.

    • @sulthan3913
      @sulthan3913 3 года назад +485

      And solving it by a fucking Necromancer

    • @solared
      @solared 3 года назад +200

      @@sulthan3913** and solving it by fucking a necromancer

    • @DrDark-im9kv
      @DrDark-im9kv 3 года назад +125

      @@solared ** and solving it by fucking a necromancer AND his skeletons.

    • @hilloldutta2378
      @hilloldutta2378 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 года назад +6

      Lolololol

  • @nyancart6246
    @nyancart6246 3 года назад +2805

    Nobody's talking about the cold hard math that went into doug increasing EA's profits fivefold and making them go from 3.4 billion to 11 billion.

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 3 года назад +351

      The man's good at business, he has no room for math.

    • @chrisgarrett6305
      @chrisgarrett6305 3 года назад +231

      Diablos a programmer, not mathematician

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 3 года назад +99

      He just skimmed a little off the top.

    • @pinkazumarill8942
      @pinkazumarill8942 3 года назад +104

      It wasn't math.
      It was cold hard meth.

    • @Greedman
      @Greedman 3 года назад +59

      Well, when he said about cheating in 30 games, he only mentions 21 other and 2 his games, but where are the other 7? :D

  • @WedgeAntill3s
    @WedgeAntill3s 3 года назад +3391

    Turning Skyrim into interdimensional sex simulator. Lets be honest here, we all did it, but Doug is the first one with balls to admit it publicly.

    • @4ether607
      @4ether607 3 года назад +158

      And like half of r/skyrim mods but yeah

    • @neka_jp2070
      @neka_jp2070 3 года назад +103

      honestly, I haven't done that, but only because I didn't know how to

    • @plat4234
      @plat4234 3 года назад +72

      *Diablo The Cheater

    • @mitchelrowe6915
      @mitchelrowe6915 3 года назад +176

      POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

    • @letmeshowumypkmn
      @letmeshowumypkmn 3 года назад

      True

  • @Mrnotpib
    @Mrnotpib 2 года назад +2421

    The AI descriptions leaving cliffhangers reads like when you wake up from a dream and want to continue the storyline.

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 Год назад +81

      Except you forgot about that dream in a span of 5 minutes

    • @yaa2813
      @yaa2813 Год назад +3

      You mean nightmares

    • @Xoct232
      @Xoct232 Год назад +3

      That’s on point

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 11 месяцев назад +3

      Not the glitching lamp...

  • @keagan605
    @keagan605 3 года назад +7461

    This is the way LinkedIn Profile Description's were meant to be played.

    • @TechGaming9000
      @TechGaming9000 3 года назад +302

      We just need to play the best damn LinkedIn Profile Description of our lives

    • @joshroehl6750
      @joshroehl6750 3 года назад +29

      @Bxzmnssn reported for impersonating me

    • @stanko00001
      @stanko00001 3 года назад +11

      Truuuue

    • @Ghosang0220
      @Ghosang0220 3 года назад +9

      we're gonna play the best linked in we've ever played

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 3 года назад +10

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @gataku9901
    @gataku9901 3 года назад +5645

    I’ve been laughing my ass off the entire video but Doug trying to save himself from looking creepy and the AI just basically said “fuck no, here’s something worse” got me crying

    • @TheJerome1502
      @TheJerome1502 3 года назад +272

      The comments are just as good as the video, this ai is inconsistent af and incapable of basic math, and that manages to match the personality it is trying to have while writing

    • @bussyboppin
      @bussyboppin 3 года назад +234

      bro the interdimensional sex simulator gave me like a literal heart attack bro I swear

    • @DanF5264
      @DanF5264 3 года назад +63

      I just spit out my water like a fine mist.

    • @VonHohlochzenburg
      @VonHohlochzenburg 3 года назад +14

      AI is a real man

    • @Insert_Creativity_Here
      @Insert_Creativity_Here 2 года назад +14

      im literally crying right now because of it

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 3 года назад +6749

    That "I'm not gonna lie to you" one feels like reading a Hearthstone player's real-time existential breakdown.

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 3 года назад +610

      I love how it just kinda trails off into some sort of desperate mantra: "I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm _not gonna lie."_

    • @somebodyfaraway
      @somebodyfaraway 3 года назад +124

      I HAVE TEARS

    • @lefthandrule638
      @lefthandrule638 3 года назад +280

      local man realises he’s not that good at Hearthstone, still in the process of breaking down

    • @Lynyx1120
      @Lynyx1120 3 года назад +15

      @@somebodyfaraway YES YOU DO

    • @imaalo5893
      @imaalo5893 3 года назад +43

      I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

  • @Garbo_trashcan
    @Garbo_trashcan 2 года назад +8067

    The AI calling Modded Skyrim an "interdimentional sex simulator" is way too accurate

    • @andrewcox1025
      @andrewcox1025 2 года назад +840

      The fact that it's also powered by a fucking necromancer just makes it better.

    • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
      @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 2 года назад +68

      @@andrewcox1025 indeed

    • @thewindwakinghero7423
      @thewindwakinghero7423 2 года назад +264

      @@TYLERSWIFTSWORD no, it's LinkedIn

    • @Nikkins
      @Nikkins 2 года назад +15

      True

    • @NightlyChart86
      @NightlyChart86 2 года назад +32

      @@thewindwakinghero7423 comedy

  • @MandJTV
    @MandJTV 3 года назад +12968

    I thought it couldn't get better than the Nicholas Cage one and then interdimensional sex simulator proved me wrong

    • @ImaFrogo
      @ImaFrogo 3 года назад +525

      holy shit bro i was laughing my ass off the entire time you gotta agree this video is super underrated holy shit

    • @NCSGaming15
      @NCSGaming15 3 года назад +182

      Dude I watch you this is so cool. Can I please get a hail yeah?

    • @marz2977
      @marz2977 3 года назад +134

      Hail yeah boys

    • @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
      @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 3 года назад +126

      Hail
      YEAH!!!!

    • @DriedBones
      @DriedBones 3 года назад +71

      I didn't even work, I took a week off to drive around France

  • @cappew22
    @cappew22 3 года назад +19550

    "It's very difficult to say anything intelligent when your body is full of strawberries"
    so fucking true

    • @untitled7549yt
      @untitled7549yt 3 года назад +42

      Nice

    • @nou1360
      @nou1360 3 года назад +24

      100th like

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 3 года назад +395

      As someone who loves strawberries with a passion, I can confirm that after eating a full container of them, it is indeed hard to think straight afterwards

    • @blugoodness634
      @blugoodness634 3 года назад +11

      @@untitled7549yt kook

    • @GunNlazor
      @GunNlazor 3 года назад +100

      @@nevaeh9125 Is it normal to eat the strawberries?

  • @captaintoad5421
    @captaintoad5421 3 года назад +3293

    “I’ve played Hearthsone for almost a year now. I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m not the best. But I’m pretty close.”
    Diablo the Cheater

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +29

      True icon

    • @MsCerealCat
      @MsCerealCat 3 года назад +113

      I'm not gonna lie to you

    • @lambachurro8790
      @lambachurro8790 3 года назад +107

      im a pretty good player, im not the best, but im pretty close,
      im not gonna lie to u, im a pretty good player
      im not gonna lie to u
      im not gonna lie

    • @suspecthalo
      @suspecthalo 3 года назад +30

      I didn't even think of that. These get so much better when you put them all together.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 3 года назад +21

      Not gonna lie to you - I'm not the best
      Not gonna lie
      I'm not the best
      Not the best
      😥

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal 2 года назад +3441

    Sometimes I forget that Doug is actually a talented programmer that puts a lot of time into coding controls so a bunch of monkeys can slam a keyboard and watch a guy move around on a screen

    • @egon3705
      @egon3705 2 года назад +309

      and he also makes controllers with detachable action replays according to the "diablo the cheater" prompt

    • @CrunchySpon
      @CrunchySpon Год назад

      @@egon3705 He is Diablo the cheater, and he plays an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer). Douggmade his boss take his job
      He is the one, the only Abigail Beth Triforce, and he is the best Magician in

    • @callofcat-cq7wq
      @callofcat-cq7wq Год назад +104

      ​​@@egon3705 he also made the a mod for skyrim that turned the game into an INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

  • @grandbean9031
    @grandbean9031 3 года назад +3288

    I think "My cheating turned Skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer" is such an uncontestable power move that it just gets you any job you desire by default. Wtf can you even say to that?

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 2 года назад +172

      Especially if he uses it every day

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 2 года назад +24

      Alas, I cannot like this comment, because its at 420 and that's the perfect amount for it.

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 года назад +16

      @@Missingno_Miner it's almost 500. But at least you didn't break it with like #421

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 2 года назад +13

      @@nevaeh9125 Thank you for alerting me to the fact that someone ruined it.

    • @wsawbi6402
      @wsawbi6402 2 года назад +41

      The only thing you can say. "You're hired"

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 3 года назад +8072

    In this video we see Doug's tragic backstory, when he reveals that he was once in charge of developing EA's microtransactions

  • @oscarwang7227
    @oscarwang7227 3 года назад +865

    in recent news, "interdimensional sex simulator" has surpassed "Minecraft" in sales numbers. The lead developer, Diablo the Cheater has not made any comments on the matter (because he's just that humble).

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 3 года назад +100

      He's not gonna lie to you

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 3 года назад +62

      He's not humble, he just knows Twitch chat did all the real work.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 3 года назад +16

      interdimensional sex simulator where magic's real
      first transgender character in a mainstream horror movie
      FOUR SEASONS TO READ
      Ghost Street
      by Matthew Holmes (Harper Voyager)
      In the 40th century, the aliens rule with their satellites. Once-civilized planets languish in decadence. But in the streets of Earth, people rise up. Humanity achieves cybernetics, telekinesis and nanotechnology. And then someone invents teleportation. The world opens up. Or does it?
      How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
      by Mad

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 3 года назад +14

      @@Huntracony not just twitch chat, its the fucking necromancer

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 3 года назад +13

      He's a god.

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 2 года назад +915

    The sentence "I call myself Diablo the Cheater. _I am god"_ next to Doug wearing a Waluigi costume emits pure Chad energy

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 Год назад +45

      "Waluigi costume" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A THANOS BATHING SUIT /pos

    • @Coolio-dude
      @Coolio-dude Год назад +22

      I am a god. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am

    • @washmonument
      @washmonument Год назад

      ​@@Coolio-dude.

    • @ethanmcneill1941
      @ethanmcneill1941 Год назад +2

      @@Coolio-dude hmmm idk but i think he might be diablo the cheater

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 дня назад

      @@rose.loves.1 I finally realized why they thought of Waluigi.
      He's wearing a Waluigi hat

  • @CatholicismRules
    @CatholicismRules 3 года назад +3077

    Man, he's got a villain's backstory and everything.
    _"I will become the least recruitable man in the _*_entire Tri-state area!"_*

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 3 года назад +252

      Ah, Perry the platypus, behold! My Antirecruit-inator!

    • @ユノタツモリ
      @ユノタツモリ 3 года назад +151

      Ah, Perry the recruitypus, what an unexpected surprise...

    • @TFmoviesss
      @TFmoviesss 3 года назад +130

      @@ユノタツモリ yes, yes. I'm sorry perry but I have no trap today. please walk out the back door.... yes bye, see you perr- AH HAA, there is no back door perry. you fell into my trap, now your probably wondering why I have all these name tags for interns, well you see perry it's too fuel my new Invention. MY ANTIRECRUIT-INATOR HAHAHAHA

    • @TFmoviesss
      @TFmoviesss 3 года назад +99

      you see when I was a little boy my father made me get a job since being the neighborhood gnome just wasn't paying for all the ketwurst my father was eating, I went out looking and found the perfect intern job at a typing company and I was just about to get promoted to a worker- UNTIL BIG HAND-HANS CAME AND GOT THE JOB. I never got a job again, and now nobody will get a job ever again HAHAHAHAHA

    • @TheDailyBugleJ3
      @TheDailyBugleJ3 3 года назад +57

      (Holy crap, these replies are making an actual episode)

  • @rorrim0
    @rorrim0 3 года назад +3559

    The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 года назад +116

      I was a business Zeus, doing business.

    • @soniaserval8655
      @soniaserval8655 3 года назад +36

      I felt my soul leave my body.

    • @none62092
      @none62092 3 года назад +107

      The best part is that the whole LinkedIn profile tells a story of a man gradually falling into madness, with “Diablo the cheater” being the cherry on top

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +35

      The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary.
      I enjoyed them both.
      Every person who actually gets it has said it was well done.
      Nothing to add here other than I liked them both.
      The best is a toss up between aragond and Blackberry Wit, but they're both great.
      There's a big difference between mediocre, a solid watch, and good.
      I've been hit and miss with Simpsons shirts.
      Some I like and some not so much.
      These three were great.
      2.
      Wandermuehle - I couldn't get these when I was first doing the Challenge back in April, so when they came out in June I was excited.
      I have a watch now so I decided to take the plunge.
      These shirts are great.
      I like the variations of the Simpsons which the only other shirt I own has.
      3.
      Spring Street Studio - Not much to say about this one.
      It

    • @jckitkat4499
      @jckitkat4499 3 года назад +13

      I acrually started crying i was laughing so hard at diablo the cheater

  • @ragy723
    @ragy723 3 года назад +4214

    loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +130

      loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug.
      This week was a peak for Flame. He delivered lines and several laughs in one segment. And showed great emotional range in the drama with his wife and the honest hearthstone player. While his character is annoying sometimes, I'm keeping an open mind.
      Karis Valk
      Karis was a bit of a fun side character this week. First in the main segment, where he seemed pretty ready for the encounter with the angry hearthstone guy. He and Doug had a quick back and forth over who should be playing the game first, to which Doug thought Karis would be playing second.
      He then gave him a very in-depth explanation on how to play the game. It was sweet and it's always fun when that kind of stuff comes out of Karis's mouth. It's not as enjoyable for him, of

    • @Jimmy9298
      @Jimmy9298 3 года назад +32

      The way he read it reminded me of the disembodied voice from Radiohead's album OK Computer. Fitter, happier, more productive.

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak 3 года назад +4

      Ye

    • @TacticalVR
      @TacticalVR 3 года назад +4

      @@Donald38 what are you saying and why did you copy what he said

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +40

      @@TacticalVR I was putting it in the AI that Doug used

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 2 года назад +1121

    Man I hate it when I'm chilling out in a courtyard when Diablo the Cheater, the Interdimensional sex god comes and replaces my statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword, with a statue of a weeping man that is holding a sword that isn't really a sword! Happens to me all the time smh

  • @dillsw19
    @dillsw19 3 года назад +6002

    “I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.”
    It’s true guys, the math adds up.

    • @iiiivvvv9986
      @iiiivvvv9986 3 года назад +685

      6 of them just spontaneously appeared in the fabric of the universe

    • @Cheerwine091
      @Cheerwine091 3 года назад +452

      He’s not going to lie to you.

    • @skprog
      @skprog 3 года назад +316

      Those last 6 where sacrificed to Diablo to feed the necromancer

    • @frostbyte5619
      @frostbyte5619 3 года назад +26

      True

    • @skuggeli
      @skuggeli 3 года назад +222

      "In only 20 months, the money flowing into the company increased fivefold, from 3.4 billion to 11 billion"
      Yup, that checks out as well.

  • @instcake
    @instcake 3 года назад +3824

    Next step: Let the AI answer all of their emails.

    • @rahulmarchand2938
      @rahulmarchand2938 3 года назад +221

      Actually this is such a good idea. Would be hard to do tho because anyone emailing him for work wld get very confused

    • @instcake
      @instcake 3 года назад +79

      @@rahulmarchand2938 You would really need to filter those Emails using some prediction model: feed some machine learning model with all the (hand selected) recruiter emails. Or even more simple: Just look for phrases like "If heard you worked for Software Company X. You would be a great fit to Y. If one email has a high probability of being some generic recruiting text, trigger the responder.
      The responder could be some bullshit template that Doug wrote himself, or even better, also some Machine Learning model fed with batshit insane responses that get mixed with templates. A learning database would be some recruiter emails with appropriate, hand written responses.
      So every time some recruiter email comes in, the model will mix the answers based on the recruiter text, preferably with all names changed for the referred to companies.
      "I am happy that you recognised my position as emperor at company X. All would bow before me there, and they shall do so at your company Y.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 3 года назад +33

      @@instcake Actually if you just have it scan for the company name then it'd probably only hit them.

    • @instcake
      @instcake 3 года назад +28

      @@ForgedinPrint Company name is a nice filter already. Some companies may use generic bot email addresses and not mention their name. But you can make this really simple if you want.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 3 года назад +8

      @@instcake It'd do a decent enough job I'd say.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 3 года назад +2341

    I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that.
    But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat.

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +117

      I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that.
      But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat.
      I can't stop laughing about the best of the day: Nick Cage, Mike Giardi, and Ralph Fletcher trying to beat Diablo the Cheater in that school bus simulator.
      For some reason, they had to deal with him being out of the game for 15 minutes.
      More: Ron Swanson: NFL players should stand during national anthem
      More: Bruce Arians blames Bucs' offensive woes on 'cotton ceiling'
      More: Chad Kelly is now the talk of Denver. What can he do for the Broncos now?
      All in all, it was a very light-hearted, convivial chat. Much more so than many of the recent brouhahas.
      Q: Who's got better hair (Jay Cutler or Ryan Fitzpatrick) or better face?
      JP: Jay Cutler has better hair. Fitzpatrick has better face.
      @NickWestBiggs What do you think of Roy Halladay?

    • @ven0mspark
      @ven0mspark 3 года назад +122

      Decided to use this as a prompt:
      "I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that.
      But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat. To make things worse, he didn't just leave after the leak was discovered; he posted it on his RUclips channel in a video titled Diablo: Too Sexy to Finish.
      Diablo came in at 1:26:
      Here's the original video:
      Whoah. What. The. F**k.
      The thread continued to spiral out of control, with many defending Diablo the Cheater and others condemning him for posting the image on the Internet.
      A few users did step in to warn people to stop harassing the two players.
      As you can imagine, the general consensus in the chat wasn't so supportive.
      “You people are ruining the game,” one user wrote in the chat. “Two people deciding they are gay is none of your business and no matter how many comments you leave, no matter how many ways you say it, no matter how many people speak out, you people are the reason this kind of stuff goes on.”
      There are so many levels to this debacle, it's hard to know where to begin. But we'll start at the top.
      Is Diablo the Cheater really a cheater?
      You know, the guy that some are saying leaked the Diablo screenshot?
      Maybe, or maybe he's just extremely good at cheating the system.
      What makes it a tough call is that the only other way to get the screenshot would be to find the original accounts and jump through the hoops to leak the screenshot by tweeting it out.
      You could argue that Diablo's screenshots leak was actually a success, in that it got"

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 3 года назад +18

      @@ven0mspark in that it got

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 3 года назад +35

      Plot twist: he’s called Diablo the cheater because he cheated on his husband for Nick Cage

    • @billnye9349
      @billnye9349 2 года назад +2

      @@ven0mspark how did it get Diablo the cheater I think your lying

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 2 года назад +3346

    I’m completely blown away at the fact that ONLY 13% of his chat voted for “Twitch Chat does all the hard work for me”

    • @yeahmike3847
      @yeahmike3847 2 года назад +664

      The Cheater one was just THAT GOOD

    • @meijuta
      @meijuta 2 года назад +69

      @@yeahmike3847 I was laughing for 5 minutes

    • @that_oneguy00
      @that_oneguy00 2 года назад +271

      It couldn’t compete with Diablo the Cheater

    • @slimgrim3607
      @slimgrim3607 2 года назад +152

      @@that_oneguy00 to be perfectly honest i was SO FRUSTRATED when police dad won over mother didnt raise no fool. IT WAS SO FREAKING GOOD BRO WHY DIDNT HE GO WITH IT???. if i ever make a linkden i will use that as my discription just because.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 года назад +39

      @@slimgrim3607 Yeah, Police Dad sucked

  • @iSyf
    @iSyf 3 года назад +1918

    Now and forever, “Doug” shall now be known as and called: *Diablo the Cheater.*

  • @thecommonman9524
    @thecommonman9524 3 года назад +2271

    I love how the entire point is to make himself not desirable for these recruiters. But he still keeps some semblance of professionalism to try to not look really weird/creepy.

    • @rosie8059
      @rosie8059 3 года назад +185

      Professionals have standards.

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 3 года назад +106

      @@rosie8059 I personally would not want to say “I watch children” on a linkedin

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 3 года назад +147

      @@WhatIsTheHeat Using a mod to turn a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, on the other hand, is perfect for LinkedIn.

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 3 года назад +58

      @@WhatIsTheHeat
      It's fine, he said he was watching 'his' children.
      You can do whatever you want with children that belong to you.

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 3 года назад +42

      @@WhoThisMonkey woah you can't say that

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 года назад +2139

    I was dying of laughter due to the “I’m not going to lie to you” bit. Fantastic job Doug

    • @kakao-katze
      @kakao-katze 3 года назад +34

      I just love it because the whole bio was entirely a lie. The AI knew Doug was bullshitting them.

    • @eliviton7
      @eliviton7 3 года назад +32

      It just kept repeating till i realized it, after that i couldn't contain my laughter

    • @ImNotGonnaTalk
      @ImNotGonnaTalk 3 года назад +14

      Not gonna lie to you its pretty funny

    • @safewaygaming7742
      @safewaygaming7742 3 года назад +3

      Time stamp?

    • @Zephyrus601
      @Zephyrus601 3 года назад +10

      @@safewaygaming7742 15:10

  • @LVLeftD
    @LVLeftD 2 года назад +634

    The ironic thing is that this video is actually a pretty good resume on its own. It has all your prior experience, and shows your personality.

    • @Goofybird-l2j
      @Goofybird-l2j Год назад +77

      Ahhh yes the personality type of ‘raving maniac’

    • @MattMGK
      @MattMGK Год назад

      @@Goofybird-l2j So the average programmer?

    • @SomeoneThatIsHappy
      @SomeoneThatIsHappy 11 месяцев назад

      Ah yes. Doug Doug, the well known college nymphomaniac

    • @Nik-ei9st
      @Nik-ei9st 8 месяцев назад

      @@Goofybird-l2jmore like highly charismatic, creative, good presentation and speaking skills, flexible and able to readjust on the fly, goal oriented, able to direct with good leadership skills, etc etc

  • @hostile-elf
    @hostile-elf 3 года назад +8129

    my sides went into orbit when chat started spamming "TRUE" as doug describes his love triangle with his husband and boyfriend, nick cage

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 года назад +113

      God true

    • @angel420u
      @angel420u 3 года назад +86

      TRUE

    • @trilogyprions9924
      @trilogyprions9924 3 года назад +43

      True

    • @The_Archer-he2ft
      @The_Archer-he2ft 3 года назад +139

      Ain't no love triangle, it's Doug and nick with the husband being the touchy ex who won't leave

    • @sanuelkessler8435
      @sanuelkessler8435 3 года назад +80

      i so desperately was hoping that it would be the one, but skyrim was a new level of crazy that topped the Cage story.

  • @jaronofthebored9123
    @jaronofthebored9123 3 года назад +449

    This feels like a Doofenshmirtz scheme
    he keeps getting spam emails so he just decides to make himself unrecruitable

    • @gorillanatural8273
      @gorillanatural8273 3 года назад +13

      This comment is beautiful

    • @michaelmccarthy4892
      @michaelmccarthy4892 3 года назад +47

      To everyone in the tri state area.

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for this.

    • @TitanicGipsy1
      @TitanicGipsy1 3 года назад +1

      Content

    • @vinnyme2764
      @vinnyme2764 3 года назад +16

      who wouldn't hire a god who knows how to power something using necromancers, is the captain now, and almost tripled EA's money. I think he's overqualified now

  • @olbluelips
    @olbluelips 3 года назад +5325

    "I'm not affiliated, since they didn't pay me"
    "Everyone who enters in the draw will be entered twice"
    The AI's got jokes!

    • @VickyViolet
      @VickyViolet 3 года назад +28

      By the way, love your profile name and icon. I can hear it.

    • @FosukeLordOfError
      @FosukeLordOfError 3 года назад +156

      Being entered twice has a small benefit if there are multiple prizes and you can win multiple times but yeah otherwise useless

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 3 года назад +72

      Honestly those sound like Undertale's kind of humour

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 3 года назад

      XD Yesss

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 3 года назад +5

      @@doodoo2065 Aww, yeah, true! XD

  • @mioc7741
    @mioc7741 2 года назад +430

    This gets even funnier after learning his landlord read this and still decided to give him a place 🤣

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Год назад +177

      He was probably like "His mod turned a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, well now we HAVE to give him the place"

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 Год назад +115

      @@riskyworks Omfg. Imagine him reading 'I am the captain. I am the captain now. I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. Did you see that? Did you like what I did there? I am the fucking captain now."

  • @CriticalKunic
    @CriticalKunic 3 года назад +2096

    Tried my own hands at that last prompt. It's beautiful: "In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and have the ability to do some of the cool things that we can do in Skyrim. This mod adds a new ability called "Fondledown". This is a super-cool ability that allows you to take control of an existing character, put them in a bonfire, throw them into the air, or take them out of a fire. This ability can be used with other mods and does not require Skyrim to be installed."

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 3 года назад +435

      It was ok at first then I read the last line lol

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 3 года назад +130

      TRUE!

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 3 года назад +438

      > does not require Skyrim to be installed
      HOL UP-

    • @saif-0_0-
      @saif-0_0- 3 года назад +211

      The "dose not requir skyrim to be installed" part killed me

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 3 года назад +50

      @@saif-0_0- yeah it’s a great final line

  • @andrewhomenik3117
    @andrewhomenik3117 3 года назад +6933

    My favorite line:
    “I’ve cheated in thirty games, twenty one of which were created by other people, the other two by me.”
    This line hits different for me

    • @raphaeldagamer
      @raphaeldagamer 3 года назад +793

      Yeah this AI isn't great at math, I realized that when it tried to claim 3.4 million to 11 million was a fivefold increase.

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 3 года назад +247

      what about the other games, who were they created by??? animals????

    • @raphaeldagamer
      @raphaeldagamer 3 года назад +346

      @@satgurs they were created by the A.I.

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 3 года назад +110

      @@raphaeldagamer the two others were created by the A.I.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 3 года назад +86

      Yeah, the AI just uses internet text as training data, it wasn't taught math.

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 3 года назад +2033

    Business Zeus is a great fucking nickname.

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 3 года назад +128

      It´s both intimidating and a powerhouse of a name. Genius.

    • @DerDrBach
      @DerDrBach 3 года назад +32

      "El hombre de negocios de ahí
      E S Z E U S 🎶"

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 3 года назад +3

      @@DerDrBach 😟

    • @DerDrBach
      @DerDrBach 3 года назад +3

      @@calus_bath_water tú o yo podríamos ser Zeus y no hay forma de comprobarlo

    • @pillowjuice1923
      @pillowjuice1923 3 года назад +4

      @@calus_bath_water fart

  • @Vexy93
    @Vexy93 2 года назад +324

    That "I'm not gonna lie" is a poem

    • @userfromspace8952
      @userfromspace8952 2 года назад +8

      That made me laugh so hard that my lungs hurts XD

    • @randomninja7632
      @randomninja7632 10 месяцев назад +2

      Im not gonna lie, it’s not the best, but its getting better

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 года назад +2906

    People: "AI is so close to thinking like a human."
    AI writing job descriptions:

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 3 года назад +156

      It also has no context though, so this isn't a fair test of its abilities. If you gave a human one sentence as a prompt and told them to write a paragraph based on it, the chance they would write something that would make a good job description would be slim to none...

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 2 года назад +8

      @@shadowyzephyr but the AI gives 0 fucks, it doesn't hold back in terms of its creativity, no real person would talk like that.

    • @arnvonsalzburg5033
      @arnvonsalzburg5033 2 года назад +26

      @@shadowyzephyr well, from my experience poor recruiters don't get much more context from the units they're searching staff for :)

    • @kirby_wr
      @kirby_wr 2 года назад +68

      this is a good point, but without AI, how would we get such a good job description like Diablo the Cheater who made an inter dimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 2 года назад +13

      @@shadowyzephyr I imagine the chance of a human coming up with being married and also in a relationship with nick cage, or an interdimensional sex simulator power by a necromancer, has an equally low chance of happening.

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan 3 года назад +4324

    Doug: creates the most meantally deranged linkedIn profile possible
    Company: Perfection

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop 2 года назад +270

      You joke but Doug tweet in his Twitter that amazon send him a recruitment email

    • @ProudkKiller0015
      @ProudkKiller0015 2 года назад +8

      LOLLLLL

    • @troyklein6379
      @troyklein6379 2 года назад +248

      @@PJBloop amazon wants him to turn the company into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromacer)

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher 2 года назад +15

      @@PJBloop lmfao I'm dead,

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 года назад +46

      @@troyklein6379 I'd prefer that to the company's current direction tbh

  • @genessab
    @genessab 3 года назад +1906

    I have not laughed so hard until I cried in like years. This fucking killed me great job

    • @Robotron56
      @Robotron56 3 года назад +126

      I genuinely could NOT BREATHE, i was laughing so hard lmao. The entire "Diablo the cheater" prompt had me dying od laughter.

    • @banthafodder8441
      @banthafodder8441 3 года назад +48

      This is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a long time

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 3 года назад +9

      @@Robotron56 Yes. This almost killed me.

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 3 года назад +3

      same here

    • @larrydewesse655
      @larrydewesse655 3 года назад +7

      Bad idea to watch this after dental work I laughed so hard I cried

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 2 года назад +440

    "It got to the point of 15 emails a year"
    Damn, I get like 20 spam emails a week and I do nothing about it lmao

    • @fledbeast5783
      @fledbeast5783 2 года назад +126

      I think the point was the fact that it was the same exact company, despite him rebuffing them multiple times

  • @nobelium4487
    @nobelium4487 3 года назад +361

    "Who is business zeus" is probably one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard

    • @HexTaxFraud
      @HexTaxFraud 3 года назад +7

      BUSINESS ZEUS

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 3 года назад +9

      Who is business zeus: Other Zim agencies are ad commissioning agencies.
      What else do you know about him: He was Mugabe's business liaison officer before he was appointed to the agency in 2010 by the Ministry of Industry and Commerce.
      Website: Business Internet portal by ZICTA
      Start date: 2009
      Business Zimasa :
      Who are they: This is the Zimbabwe Trade Fair Company.
      What do they do: The company was set up in 2012 to manage the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) every year.
      Who is business zeus: I don't

    • @HexTaxFraud
      @HexTaxFraud 3 года назад +8

      @@renaigh Oh yeah? Well I think, that Business Zeus would appreciate a few more sharks to eat, don't you?
      [IT STARTS STROBING]
      a-oh!
      and now for the cretinous, bubblying ramblings of your good reader, Paul Osborn, and how he can't face trying to drink with Peter, the star of the show, who offers him a glass of wine in his magnificently tidy hospital room...
      AND NOW YOU CAN DRINK WITH PETER PAN! And you need a haircut! And you have no idea how to tie a necktie! AND YOU'RE IN THE DEADLINE TO VOTE!
      Of course he'd rather drink with Peter than

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 3 года назад +7

      It's hard to compete with "My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" spoken with Doug's perfect emphasis

    • @steamyninja8881
      @steamyninja8881 3 года назад +4

      It’s Zeus but he’s not on Olympus or anything, he’s just walking through Wall Street wearing a suit and working 9-5

  • @Bovey.
    @Bovey. 3 года назад +2338

    What is cool about Doug's videos, is that I don't need to question if the video will be bad content, because almost all of Doug's Videos hit the nail on the head.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +56

      Neat. I think how often he lets twitch chat participate is what makes his stuff good

    • @Bovey.
      @Bovey. 3 года назад +53

      @@IamaPERSON Oh yeah 100%, it’s community engagement to a whole different level

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +34

      @@Bovey. yep, and much better than the self promoter above us (could you please help report it?)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +31

      @keep rollin BEGONE BOT

    • @espicfh
      @espicfh 3 года назад +5

      almost? its all

  • @MachetesAreFun
    @MachetesAreFun 3 года назад +2728

    Holy shit I was nearly moved to tears when that interdimensional sex simulator and fucking necromancer line synced up perfectly with the part of the Skyrim music where the intensity and vocals really ramped up. That hit me in the feels from every direction at once.
    Definitely the best choice for that last group of prompts, but the Nick Cage one was great too.
    Most of the time when I mess around with talk to transformer, it just spits out fake twitter spam or weird erotica that makes no sense at all.

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 3 года назад +54

      I’d count the fucking necromancer and interdimensional sex simulator as weird erotica, but I don’t know what you mean so...

    • @osteelgen8225
      @osteelgen8225 3 года назад +86

      Wait… the ai is giving you erotica?

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 2 года назад +73

      @@glauberglousger6643 Novice Necromancer: "nobody loves me, but hey, at least my zombies don't complain."

    • @redspartan6567
      @redspartan6567 2 года назад +30

      I love the ramp right after "I'm a god"

    • @Vichroma
      @Vichroma 2 года назад +3

      oh my god me too how did thta happen.....

  • @skittycat213
    @skittycat213 Год назад +150

    27:22 great how you can see the surprise and then immediate delight on Doug’s face as he realizes what he’s about to read next. And then, like the absolute champion that he is, Doug doubles down!

    • @shimaaalayie9965
      @shimaaalayie9965 Год назад +5

      The subtelty make this s*** even funnier

    • @jonathanwilliams1776
      @jonathanwilliams1776 Год назад +8

      @@shimaaalayie9965 There's subtlety anywhere in that job description?! /s I don't think that was subtlety, I think that was a professional seeing what was about to come, containing his spit-take and delivering his line with the power and panache of a man who turned Skyrim into an inter-dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer

  • @lainybug2469
    @lainybug2469 3 года назад +529

    I don’t know how he’s not laughing the whole time I’m literally here holding back tears

    • @bubbletea6923
      @bubbletea6923 3 года назад +5

      I CANT BREATHE FROM WATCHING IT

    • @JMO-
      @JMO- 3 года назад +16

      He is diablo the cheater, he does not laugh, joke, or smile, and he does not care for any human being except his girlfriend, who he is in love with.
      The only person who can cheer him up is his best friend, who is a crazy type of guy, always joke and smile, and has a great sense of humor.
      They seem to have known each other for a long time.
      Ryan went to his friend's house, with his dog.
      They all went to go eat at a restaurant.
      Ryan wanted to leave early, because he had to go to school.
      He did not want to be late.
      When he arrived at.

    • @adamant06
      @adamant06 3 года назад +1

      @@JMO- hell yeah

    • @fort2558
      @fort2558 3 года назад

      @@JMO- he is a god after all makes sense he can resist laughing

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 3 года назад +388

    Plot twist: This is just his way of spreading his resume to as many companies as possible

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +693

    "everybody who enters the raffle will be entered twice"
    This is brilliant. Inflates sales and doesn't affect the outcome whatsoever.

  • @kyltredragmire4939
    @kyltredragmire4939 2 года назад +248

    Doug's delivery of the lines is by far the best part. He really does have good announcer/show host type skills.

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 Год назад +28

      I mean he literally was a hearthstone host. Didnt you hear? He was a pretty good player. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

    • @dawnvreaker
      @dawnvreaker Год назад +19

      @@rose.loves.1 But im not going to lie to you, he's not the best

    • @mcrafter_hi4265
      @mcrafter_hi4265 Год назад +10

      but he's pretty close. I'm not going to lie to you, he's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now!

  • @krok_zilla6448
    @krok_zilla6448 2 года назад +6454

    I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 2 года назад +546

      I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he’s pretty close.
      But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.
      I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.
      I'm not going to lie

    • @ysc_josh
      @ysc_josh 2 года назад +224

      I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

    • @deathofallthingspotato9919
      @deathofallthingspotato9919 2 года назад +164

      I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

    • @keithheinz2120
      @keithheinz2120 2 года назад +178

      But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.

    • @Andrew-pq3lj
      @Andrew-pq3lj 2 года назад +195

      I’m not going to lie

  • @tjmichael
    @tjmichael 3 года назад +3607

    I don't know who the fuck you are, I randomly got here when youtube autoplayed me here from another video. I have tears in my eyes. This is incredible. This just earned a spot in my favorites playlist.

    • @8.4V10
      @8.4V10 3 года назад +278

      Welcome to the Diablo the Cheaters public secret space we are glad you are here to carve the path for future endeavors

    • @dor748
      @dor748 3 года назад +172

      Welcome to the point of no return. You are now cursed to forever binge DougDoug content at least once a week.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 3 года назад +86

      First video I've seen of his too. He seems to be one of those youtubers that just turn anything into gold.

    • @Smileyrat
      @Smileyrat 3 года назад +4

      Same.

    • @tuxedocatproductions2665
      @tuxedocatproductions2665 3 года назад +4

      Couldn't agree more

  • @killerbean2841
    @killerbean2841 3 года назад +868

    "But I'm not going to lie to you, i'm not the best"
    -Diablo the cheater

    • @OriOriOhG
      @OriOriOhG 3 года назад +37

      I'm not going to lie to you. I am a god

    • @cobito9999
      @cobito9999 3 года назад +22

      He may not be the best, but he's pretty close

    • @tiruvlad2094
      @tiruvlad2094 3 года назад +11

      @@cobito9999 He's not gonna lie to you.

    • @danielherron1748
      @danielherron1748 3 года назад +3

      @Tiru Vlad He’s not gonna lie

    • @hiveling-111
      @hiveling-111 6 месяцев назад

      I'm not gonna

  • @theeman7243
    @theeman7243 Год назад +89

    Seeing Doug in a Thanos bathing suit was probably pretty weird in 2021, but now it has become a staple of the DougDoug utopia. Welcome to 2023.

  • @seannawatters
    @seannawatters 3 года назад +618

    “At this point, I’ve got them by the balls. That job is mine” is such a hilariously powerful quote
    19:23

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 3 года назад +212

    "My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" had me crying. I can't breathe. That "I'm not going to lie to you" also had me on the floor. Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in forever, I feel nauseous I've been laughing so hard, goddamn.

    • @ihavenoideagerman2621
      @ihavenoideagerman2621 3 года назад

      Same

    • @J4yy_
      @J4yy_ 3 года назад +1

      True.

    • @derpedlerp1237
      @derpedlerp1237 3 года назад

      Same

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 3 года назад +1

      "Big.
      Guy.
      Know

    • @WiggleJimmy
      @WiggleJimmy 3 года назад +4

      I read your comment before I watched the video, thought you were exaggerating. Holy shit, it was so true. I literally haven't laughed this hard in years.

  • @Dezolation789
    @Dezolation789 3 года назад +303

    I am in physical pain as a result of all the laughing. This is the most interesting, inspiring and heroic origin story I have ever heard.

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust Год назад +72

    It's honestly extremely funny that the Thanos Bathing Suit has become Doug's most known depiction

    • @sanrusdyne
      @sanrusdyne 10 месяцев назад +4

      Its his true form

  • @ImSoberOfficer
    @ImSoberOfficer 3 года назад +1842

    My god this was awesome. I feel like my laughter is being powered by a FUCKING NECROMANCER

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +63

      My god this was awesome. I feel like my laughter is being powered by a FUCKING NECROMANCER. It’s so rah, rah, rah I can’t control it. What an excellent blog entry. Where did you go? I haven’t gone anywhere. What do you mean I’m losing my momentum? I don’t care. The poor bastard is shitting his pants and lying about being sad. I wouldn’t be surprised if his wife is paying him off.
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    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 3 года назад +24

      @@Donald38 did you... just... talk to transformer?

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +4

      @@redpepper74 yes

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 3 года назад +3

      @@cornonthekobi hello milk shaker

    • @cyclcrclicly9840
      @cyclcrclicly9840 3 года назад +13

      My god this was awesome. I feel like my laughter is being powered by a FUCKING NECROMANCER.
      "The person you were before you started this thread is dead. Now you are an internet forum user."
      - George Carlin

  • @someskills785
    @someskills785 3 года назад +431

    That strawberry one was so Doug-like, but that Diablo the Cheater one just topped the charts.

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 3 года назад +24

      No matter how good anything else was, Diablo the Cheater had them all beat.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 3 года назад +29

      I dunno, "twitch chat does all the work" was a little brutal.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 3 года назад +1

      Toy Story 4 voice actor deserves a mention

  • @sucal4091
    @sucal4091 3 года назад +557

    the"im not gonna lie bit", destroyed me holy shit

    • @hodgepodgejim
      @hodgepodgejim 3 года назад +7

      I’m not going to lie to you, I’m a pretty good player. I’ve been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not the best, but I’m pretty close.

    • @BadlyDrawnTrollFace
      @BadlyDrawnTrollFace 3 года назад +2

      @@hodgepodgejim I’m not going to lie to you, I’m a pretty good player. I’ve been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not the best, but I’m pretty close.

    • @thatkarmaguy5356
      @thatkarmaguy5356 3 года назад +2

      But I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m not the best.

    • @liamthurston7679
      @liamthurston7679 3 года назад +2

      I'm not gonna lie

  • @mrmimeisfunny
    @mrmimeisfunny Месяц назад +10

    27:22 I like how he paused just to make sure the "interdimensional sex simulator" is in the right part of the background music.

  • @iiiivvvv9986
    @iiiivvvv9986 3 года назад +699

    "in the future humour is randomly generated" and it's fucking amazing

    • @DarrionTheIdiot
      @DarrionTheIdiot 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, And this time, The humor is literally randomly generated.

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 3 года назад

      Bullshit anyways

    • @4ether607
      @4ether607 3 года назад +2

      @@santaiscommunist2414 what?

    • @arthurheuer
      @arthurheuer 3 года назад +1

      Was that randomly generated? Because it was a little humorous.
      What's bullshit, though?

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 3 года назад +5

      @@arthurheuer That in the future comedy will be randomly generated by AI. This video is hillarious because: first, Doug is funny as hell, and second, the context, the challenge and fact that this will be sent to recruters as a revenge adds a lot of fun. Even iImagining how confused they will be after this absurd descriptions add funny to that. Without funny people randomly generated text is not funny. Funny people have to bring it some sense and only after that it's comedy. I just hear this phrase a lot and it's just wrong :).

  • @goochacho3074
    @goochacho3074 3 года назад +722

    I have to respect that mans absolutely RUINED his job prospects for a meme.

    • @dor748
      @dor748 3 года назад +121

      Bro who needs a “real” job when you can do this?

    • @ashleyfox5825
      @ashleyfox5825 3 года назад +56

      Ruined his job prospects? When this IS his job

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 года назад +108

      Even if he decides to eventually move on from RUclips, his channel is a better portfolio than his LinkedIn page could ever be.

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 3 года назад +15

      Who wouldn't hire this guy now?

    • @107zxz3
      @107zxz3 3 года назад +12

      The point was he'd already left the field years ago

  • @TacoEspionage
    @TacoEspionage 3 года назад +254

    Now we know why Doug beat Twitch Chat in the past. Doug was never his real name. It was DIABLO THE CHEATER THE WHOLE TIME!

    • @LuperisNone
      @LuperisNone 3 года назад +5

      So that's how he rigged all these Mario Party sessions...

    • @owenhogge284
      @owenhogge284 3 года назад

      Trueee

  • @snowfractals
    @snowfractals Год назад +23

    You know, I just realized that I hadn't fully processed just how truly fucking OBSCENE it is for a company to try to hire ONE GUY for EIGHT. YEARS. In a row, recieve direct statements of "No, I do not want that," and STILL continue.
    This company is the business equivalent of some dude-bro hitting on a girl, her telling him to piss off, and him, inexplicably, DOUBLING DOWN.

  • @nave3023
    @nave3023 3 года назад +412

    This is the first video in a long time that has truly made me laugh. Not a little chuckle, or a nose exhale. Like genuinely having tears in my eyes, smiling big, and eyes scrunched up. Thank you, Diablo the Cheater. You have officially made my day

    • @ToastUsername
      @ToastUsername 3 года назад +8

      Genuinely the funniest vid doug has made, so great

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 года назад +1

      Lolololol

    • @Red-Tower
      @Red-Tower 3 года назад +2

      Same here, this is the good shit

    • @YuriAi974
      @YuriAi974 3 года назад

      I have this saved to my rewatch list so that I will watch this a million times over

  • @NatePieper
    @NatePieper 3 года назад +316

    "I am the captain now."
    I lost it here. I had fucking tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 3 года назад +8

      "I am the captain of the Washington Capitals." Plus the stuff soon afterward is that for me myself.

    • @isaacpowrie465
      @isaacpowrie465 3 года назад +3

      Captain Philips reference. Anyone?

  • @crusader5013
    @crusader5013 3 года назад +567

    I have a sore throat today, and I died of laughter when it said “I’m a god. I call myself Diablo the Cheater.” And “powered by a fucking necromancer.”

  • @sergritm
    @sergritm Год назад +61

    I cannot stop rewatching this every few weeks since the moment it came out. Diablo the cheater as well as Nick Cage get me every single time, to tears

    • @llljb.l
      @llljb.l Год назад +5

      im not gonna lie to you

  • @isolatedegg3234
    @isolatedegg3234 3 года назад +954

    What made Diablo the Cheater turn from kinda funny to absolutely hilarious was what Doug did with it. The way he yells it, the way the music lines up, just perfect.
    Hats off to you, Diablo the Cheater.

  • @failbuoy7810
    @failbuoy7810 3 года назад +175

    you should change your channel description on youtube from “i’m a bell pepper who solves important gaming problems” to that epic final speech.

  • @raisa1918
    @raisa1918 3 года назад +99

    The back to back punches in the face that were "Nick Cage is my boyfriend" and "I'm a God" has left me dead in this ditch

    • @barethor5869
      @barethor5869 3 года назад +4

      if only those had been in the same set

    • @averageloser8749
      @averageloser8749 3 года назад +4

      You know an AI is good if it somehow finds a way to completely overshadow “I started a relationship with Nick Cage”

    • @maxhydro1870
      @maxhydro1870 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift Год назад +103

    Fun fact: It's now 2023. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

    • @Dancin_Time
      @Dancin_Time 10 месяцев назад +24

      Fun fact: It's now 2024. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

    • @UltraCraftYT222
      @UltraCraftYT222 4 месяца назад +1

      Fun Fact: it's now 2030. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

  • @___Tammy___
    @___Tammy___ 3 года назад +645

    I'm starting to think he's not the best, he is pretty close

    • @devilsadvocate6381
      @devilsadvocate6381 3 года назад +64

      I'm not lying...

    • @JohnQN
      @JohnQN 3 года назад +67

      ngl, I believe this isn't the best comment, but it is close.

    • @purple3018
      @purple3018 3 года назад +18

      I would say he is the best, but that would be a lie

    • @NCSGaming15
      @NCSGaming15 3 года назад +14

      I AM CAPTAIN OF THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS

    • @ultrainstinctichigo5788
      @ultrainstinctichigo5788 3 года назад +12

      He is a God tbf

  • @BlastingXNP
    @BlastingXNP 3 года назад +324

    I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces.

    • @JMO-
      @JMO- 3 года назад +28

      I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces.
      And really, what's not to laugh about?
      Had to wash my face pretty darn well to get the soot off!
      He was fearless.
      Ruth is the woman who adopted Katie, a nine - year - old at her shelter who came down with West Nile virus, giving her a death sentence.
      After we adopted her, I told Ruth she needed to spend a week at our house to get Katie comfortable with us before taking her to her forever home.
      And she took me up on the offer.
      We came home one evening and she was at the door looking for us.

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 3 года назад +2

      I have never, and probably will never laugh like this for the rest of my life

    • @JohnHillstedt
      @JohnHillstedt 3 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @jonahhall2826
      @jonahhall2826 3 года назад

      Last time I laughed this hard was the Drag On video

    • @nnnnnnnn6557
      @nnnnnnnn6557 3 года назад

      i fucking cried laughing and then just cried of sadness because this beautiful video ended, and was replaced by this "give a fuck and take a fuck" lifestyle.. it was tragic, and i sobbed for a long time
      Reply with quote # 18 […] k i responded and he was very sweet and said to call anytime, that i should not let anyone else influence my stand on this.
      i miss him more than i ever thought i would.
      i'm completely broken and he'd say this: "c 'mon, c' mon, you can do it.
      you know what's right and you know what's wrong.
      that's what it means to be an adult "and my heart breaks everytime

  • @Robert-lq1hn
    @Robert-lq1hn 3 года назад +155

    My vision was blured most of the vid by the amount of tears coming from my laughter

  • @Evan-nf8ep
    @Evan-nf8ep 2 года назад +106

    I regret not watching this sooner. The "I'm not going to lie to you" part genuinely had me laughing until my stomach hurt. Thanks for the content DougDoug!

    • @Goversher
      @Goversher 3 месяца назад

      Im not going to lie to you, dougs been making content for almost a year now. This skit is not the best, but its pretty close.

  • @Wolfbeast-gu8nk
    @Wolfbeast-gu8nk 3 года назад +1145

    27:00
    Oh god. I usually don't write comments like these but this entire segment had be actually crying and holding my stomach, especially the fucking "interdimensional sex simulator" bit. Doug, you are just the best.

    • @furret8456
      @furret8456 2 года назад +22

      I started laughing like crazy at 2 am holy fucking shit xD

    • @Fly40
      @Fly40 2 года назад +19

      So he bought you a copy of limbo?

    • @3unkan
      @3unkan 2 года назад +10

      The Skyrim music was perfect too

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 2 года назад +2

      I swear I almost threw up

    • @jewels3846
      @jewels3846 Год назад +1

      I have tears in my eyes! I cant stop laughing.
      Especially between thats why i have a boyfriend and interdimensional sex simulator.
      My face hurts cause i cant stop laughing that i had to pause 😂

  • @ryantrusty8933
    @ryantrusty8933 3 года назад +117

    "Is that their name for me? That's their name for me" and the sudden "I'm a god" had me dying

  • @dr_puster8859
    @dr_puster8859 3 года назад +404

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I was actually on the floor for almost the entire video

    • @Mythis1
      @Mythis1 3 года назад +12

      Same! I really needed this joy.

    • @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle
      @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle 3 года назад +25

      I was crying laughing for the first time in years, just imagining recruiters coming across this pushed me over the edge.

    • @guh3805
      @guh3805 3 года назад +14

      this is the most happiness I’ve felt in 2 months

    • @kostasp6195
      @kostasp6195 3 года назад +6

      Thanks Doug for giving 138 of us so much joy.

    • @bilalak9090
      @bilalak9090 3 года назад +2

      same

  • @Cheese_is_Greater
    @Cheese_is_Greater 8 месяцев назад +5

    I remember my first time watching Doug Doug, in the back seat of a car late at night after a long flight back to the city nearest to my home. My mom was driving, we stopped at a gas station. I was scrolling on my phone, watching the same video over and over and over. Beautiful moment.

  • @navyalam2129
    @navyalam2129 3 года назад +130

    18:39 "I can't be the captain- I'm not really good at it..."
    switches from him really aggressively asserting that he's the captain to a compelling moment in a movie where he's not sure if he'll be a good fit for the captain, and is talking to a mentor who needs to convince him that he can indeed be the captain.

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 года назад +22

      Ikr 🤣
      And all that for a fucking Zynga internship

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 3 года назад +8

      The tumultuous internal dialogue the captain is having is making him doubt his captainly abilities

  • @ChuckNorrizHIM
    @ChuckNorrizHIM 3 года назад +742

    15:25 I fucking lost it at the concept of someone’s work experience just being a typed out feedback loop of a script writing AI

  • @patroka
    @patroka 3 года назад +237

    This is the first time I have literally cried from laughing in a very long time. Good work.

  • @jaykebird2go
    @jaykebird2go 11 месяцев назад +19

    9:56 wild Parkzer sighting? ... I guess for some reason I never expected that Parkzer would actually just be his last name lol

  • @PoSer_1
    @PoSer_1 3 года назад +804

    Why is no one talking about the "I am the captain now" part

    • @layzee3810
      @layzee3810 3 года назад +46

      I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. I am the captain.

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 3 года назад +23

      We are not very good at it.

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 3 года назад +23

      We are also scared.

    • @yellowpig1026
      @yellowpig1026 3 года назад +10

      that bit had me dead. that was up there with diablo the cheater for best moments in the video

    • @breather8758
      @breather8758 3 года назад +7

      *Pirates of the caribbean theme increases speed*

  • @Yitze-l6v
    @Yitze-l6v 3 года назад +398

    “I’m a god.”
    - Diablo the Cheater

    • @Techyena
      @Techyena 3 года назад +4

      Dagoth-Ur has entered the chat

    • @tasos646
      @tasos646 3 года назад

      the real god is POOB

    • @Hardridge
      @Hardridge 3 года назад +1

      @@tasos646 ploob*

    • @remainprofane7732
      @remainprofane7732 3 года назад

      Techyena ngl, I got recommended this video after watching a bunch of dagoth ur memes

    • @Techyena
      @Techyena 3 года назад

      @@remainprofane7732 as you should
      A person of taste I see

  • @sink5321
    @sink5321 3 года назад +922

    “Who is business Zeus” - Douglas Douglas

    • @bassb0i177
      @bassb0i177 3 года назад +65

      Its actually Douglas Douglas Williams - Diablo The Cheater

    • @vanjaradosavljevic6514
      @vanjaradosavljevic6514 3 года назад +19

      Kevin Cherry is not gonna lie to you

    • @masterninjamt6497
      @masterninjamt6497 3 года назад +9

      Vanja Radosavljevic is the captain now

    • @Maple38
      @Maple38 3 года назад +21

      you mean the Supreme Leader, Captain Diablo the Cheater

    • @nobelium4487
      @nobelium4487 3 года назад

      Bruh copied my comment

  • @marinenukem
    @marinenukem 2 года назад +42

    I swear, this channel consistently has the most hilarious and original content ever

  • @Doubleduckbjj
    @Doubleduckbjj 3 года назад +423

    Hey guys, I’m going to France with my friend for a year to see “the Eiffel”

    • @Jake_Josh
      @Jake_Josh 3 года назад +6

      Yes. I went to Mc.

    • @sgtkumpel
      @sgtkumpel 3 года назад +7

      Eifel is actually an area in Germany on the border to France

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 3 года назад +4

      the Eiffel Tower
      "My shoulder is still sore from my cruise but Paris is a pretty city.
      I have some wonderful photos to show you when I'm home."
      she told me and went back to her computer.
      "Okay.
      Just give me your flight information.
      I can book you a nice hotel room here."
      I told her.
      "Cool.
      Let's see, you can fly from Minneapolis to Paris today at 10am, so I can book you a hotel room."
      She told me.
      She must have seen my shock, because she added "What?
      You can stay in Paris for two weeks?"
      "Wow

    • @Doubleduckbjj
      @Doubleduckbjj 3 года назад

      @@renaigh perfection

  • @AlexMcMund
    @AlexMcMund 3 года назад +251

    "(powered by a fucking necromancer)" is such a powerful line

  • @fireaza
    @fireaza 3 года назад +484

    "Powered by a *FUCKING* necromancer!" killed me, oh my sides!

    • @loganandres3016
      @loganandres3016 3 года назад +7

      To me that sort of fits with, "Now this is how you gta5"

    • @a.i.z1375
      @a.i.z1375 3 года назад

      69 likes... nice

  • @svgaming263
    @svgaming263 2 года назад +43

    This is still the best video ever created. Thank you Diablo The Cheater.