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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @andrlop6772
    @andrlop6772 3 месяца назад +33583

    you know the financial situation is dire when the slop goes up on jschlattLIVE instead of Schlatt & Co.

    • @alterednaya
      @alterednaya 3 месяца назад +3848

      Nice rack!

    • @Wildiscool
      @Wildiscool 3 месяца назад +97

      @@alterednayayou mean like elk antlers right?

    • @Lisinfilm
      @Lisinfilm 3 месяца назад +65

      @@alterednayaSally’s, Linus’, or the pumpkin?

    • @jowsey
      @jowsey 3 месяца назад +14

      wait i didn't even realise 😭

    • @terminallyonline5296
      @terminallyonline5296 3 месяца назад +45

      You mean Schlop

  • @Marcus28
    @Marcus28 3 месяца назад +38343

    Bro needed to pay the bills again

    • @celty228
      @celty228 3 месяца назад +2889

      Nice rack!

    • @mr.weaboo1368
      @mr.weaboo1368 3 месяца назад +149

      And so we shall watch

    • @loleczkowo
      @loleczkowo 3 месяца назад +61

      @@mr.weaboo1368 nonono when we watch he can pay his bills and that means less videos!
      (jk)

    • @MrEggz16
      @MrEggz16 3 месяца назад +40

      He needs to pay the bills to keep living in his 57 floor mansion

    • @HLScientistGaming
      @HLScientistGaming 3 месяца назад +42

      He is a content Schlutt

  • @Babayka.
    @Babayka. 3 месяца назад +11825

    This is my most toxic relationship, I just wait for Schlatt to post whenever he feels like it

  • @Dolbsha
    @Dolbsha 2 месяца назад +428

    "Who's son are you?"
    Well Schlatt if that is the same guy who always does the giant cutouts, then I believe he is the son of the man who wrote the musical sensation "Grease".

    • @Cloud_Train
      @Cloud_Train 2 месяца назад +29

      He’s also the leader of the Church of Maizono. The amount of cardboard cutouts and rooms of his just plastered with Sayaka Maizono scares me.

    • @ceition6999
      @ceition6999 2 месяца назад +15

      Nice rack!

  • @Klepto_Nite_VODs
    @Klepto_Nite_VODs 3 месяца назад +7026

    Fun fact, Schlatt is a term used in Germany, specifically Lower Saxon, that describes a shallow body of water, like a pond

    • @Gh0sty9217
      @Gh0sty9217 3 месяца назад +169

      Only npc's use schlatt in germany

    • @AbyssalArts_
      @AbyssalArts_ 3 месяца назад +293

      Hmm so he's shallow?

    • @thedumbocracy7468
      @thedumbocracy7468 3 месяца назад +224

      Nice rack!

    • @Boss-674
      @Boss-674 3 месяца назад +61

      nice rack!

    • @tezzie_
      @tezzie_ 3 месяца назад +19

      lagoon

  • @gryph0n55
    @gryph0n55 3 месяца назад +3668

    1:43 you can tell hearing a soft German voice whispering “I’m inside you” and not being entirely wrong about that, made Schlatt feel some kind of way

    • @ambrosemorningstar
      @ambrosemorningstar 3 месяца назад +148

      Nice rack!

    • @MasterMindxHK11
      @MasterMindxHK11 3 месяца назад +23

      Its really soft aswell ikr

    • @theIansd
      @theIansd 3 месяца назад +74

      Thanks! I was a bit exhausted after hiking up to the Beurener Heide. A bunch of Villages in that Valley have funny names. The overnext Village to Schlatt is called Killer, so JSchlatt isn't beating the alligations.🤣

    • @Whosmanyy
      @Whosmanyy 3 месяца назад +9

      @@theIansdthat was u ?
      Siiiick

    • @IDontKnowAndSoOn
      @IDontKnowAndSoOn 3 месяца назад +7

      Dieser Kommentar ist Eigentum der BRD

  • @CertifiedNuggetEnjoyer
    @CertifiedNuggetEnjoyer 3 месяца назад +4910

    >opens video
    >Sees bald "Schlitterbahn"
    >Closes video

    • @Common_bread_thief
      @Common_bread_thief 3 месяца назад +9

      I don’t understand

    • @giraffebean
      @giraffebean 3 месяца назад +44

      then how did you comment? this man is a witch

    • @Amiiyama_N25
      @Amiiyama_N25 3 месяца назад +93

      Nice rack!

    • @YBDownsta
      @YBDownsta 3 месяца назад +40

      >opens pants

    • @phoenics0912
      @phoenics0912 3 месяца назад +3

      its the founder dont you dare call him anything else.

  • @ModeDriver
    @ModeDriver 2 месяца назад +131

    If you're still wondering about the strange paint mixing results at 15:33, some blue paints use heavily modified black pigments to save money.

    • @Landonc48
      @Landonc48 2 месяца назад +10

      Nice rack!

    • @ModeDriver
      @ModeDriver 2 месяца назад +1

      @Landonc48 nice bot

    • @TheHawkRules
      @TheHawkRules 2 месяца назад

      They can’t use blue flowers?

    • @ModeDriver
      @ModeDriver 2 месяца назад +12

      @@TheHawkRules not really, so far every blue flower discovered doesn't make blue dye. It's quite common for dyes to start with a material that doesn't share its color with the end result.

    • @Landonc48
      @Landonc48 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ModeDriver wait great googly moogly I got called a bot how did this happen I'm so confused confuzzled

  • @chandlerolo19
    @chandlerolo19 3 месяца назад +12341

    the funds must be low

  • @Ethanol_MC
    @Ethanol_MC 3 месяца назад +3182

    i was tabbed out when he was talking about flashing people, and he said "i did actually flash this child", and had to come back for context

  • @CoalPrice
    @CoalPrice 3 месяца назад +2933

    fun fact, jschlatt! 25 is the age where your body stops growing, and starts deteriorating. happy deterioration day, schlatt.

    • @cocballus250
      @cocballus250 3 месяца назад

      Nick rack too!

    • @ebourque3464
      @ebourque3464 3 месяца назад +171

      Nice rack

    • @pajamas720
      @pajamas720 3 месяца назад +22

      Wait a minute... i find it disturbing that schlatt is younger than me. I thought he was older lol

    • @KTNH617
      @KTNH617 3 месяца назад +3

      Bro gained unc status

    • @CharliReef
      @CharliReef 2 месяца назад +6

      I'm not even 25 yet and this is giving me a mid life crisis

  • @BenjaminWaller637
    @BenjaminWaller637 2 месяца назад +75

    "I'm inside you" is actually crazy

  • @King_Caleb
    @King_Caleb 3 месяца назад +4260

    Someones got some bills to pay

    • @redraptor6749
      @redraptor6749 3 месяца назад +4

      I dont understand

    • @NnLd
      @NnLd 3 месяца назад

      @@redraptor6749 youtube ad revenue

    • @Billyboi76
      @Billyboi76 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@redraptor6749hello fellow llama

    • @Bobthesock1400
      @Bobthesock1400 3 месяца назад +69

      NICE RACK!

    • @therealgameromgomg
      @therealgameromgomg 3 месяца назад

      Show me your rack immediately

  • @atcraft1070
    @atcraft1070 3 месяца назад +963

    The guy who made the cutout is Tobyn Jacobs, his dad is Jim Jacobs.
    Jim Jacobs is most known for making the musical Grease, which is considered to be one of the best and most successful Movie adaptations of a musical as it made 360million in the box office.
    Thats why he's able to afford to make that many cutouts.

    • @RambleRiv
      @RambleRiv 3 месяца назад +101

      Yes! And he livestreams himself making the cutouts quite often. I believe he has a video of making this one too, if I remember correctly.

    • @benji297
      @benji297 3 месяца назад +74

      Nice rack!

    • @ByteMe908
      @ByteMe908 3 месяца назад

      Damn that’s cringe as hell

    • @nilladrawsstuff
      @nilladrawsstuff 2 месяца назад +2

      Hes genuinely a cool guy I follow him :D

    • @robbietrusty5252
      @robbietrusty5252 15 дней назад +1

      I feel bad for his dad

  • @iClone101
    @iClone101 3 месяца назад +936

    "Jambo get down from there!" Schloppy Joe acting like he didn't give Jambo stairs with those boxes

    • @VilkingMiodopij
      @VilkingMiodopij 3 месяца назад +26

      Nice Rack!

    • @justansmg4fan254
      @justansmg4fan254 3 месяца назад +12

      Schloppy Toppy, if you will

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 2 месяца назад

      I had to do a double take because I almost misread the "Wii" tub as "WWII".

    • @缪尔赛思
      @缪尔赛思 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Mr_Originalshrainrot is consuming you.

  • @Goomey
    @Goomey 2 месяца назад +33

    12:15 'retwinkifying' is crazy

    • @Eclipse-tcs
      @Eclipse-tcs 2 месяца назад +2

      Nice rack!

    • @Goomey
      @Goomey 2 месяца назад +1

      @ 😭 it's been three weeks and I still remember nice rack!

  • @CraftyCreeper64
    @CraftyCreeper64 3 месяца назад +1059

    Schlatt , PLEASE give us the Schligh-highs, I am speaking for the entire community here when I say that we NEED them

    • @waynesaint1401
      @waynesaint1401 3 месяца назад +10

      👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    • @Count_Snackulaa
      @Count_Snackulaa 3 месяца назад +70

      Nice Ass!

    • @sciclonic
      @sciclonic 3 месяца назад +21

      Schlatt in Schlich-highs looking at his Schighlights

    • @10110-w
      @10110-w 3 месяца назад +13

      we absolutely need that :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

    • @Nonchalant-j2y
      @Nonchalant-j2y 3 месяца назад +6

      REAL

  • @VesperOfRoses
    @VesperOfRoses 2 месяца назад +510

    15:53 you can see the light leave his eyes when he realizes

    • @AntiSkeppyClone
      @AntiSkeppyClone 2 месяца назад +50

      Nice rack!

    • @Diomodric
      @Diomodric Месяц назад +1

      What was the joke i ididnt get it😔😔

  • @normanmai7865
    @normanmai7865 3 месяца назад +1523

    5:25 Schlatt making Jambo wave is so cute 😭😭😭😭 the opps forced him to do a silly wave

  • @Bradleygdyjh02
    @Bradleygdyjh02 2 месяца назад +5

    5:47 i like how at this exact moment the cat sound plays in the song

  • @LrdSqk
    @LrdSqk 3 месяца назад +1106

    00:00 I feel like the ear thing deserves explaining because I believe it was present in a lot of subreddits at the time.
    I'm like 90% sure this was in reference to the Chainsaw Man chapter that had released at the time, where the entire concept of ears was briefly erased. There was a big wait for the next chapter so a lot of subreddits were rampant with people circling ears and asking what they were in line with the events of the comic

    • @NikitaInShambles
      @NikitaInShambles 3 месяца назад +54

      i thought it was because he's always wearing headphones

    • @halfasleepalex
      @halfasleepalex 3 месяца назад +151

      Almost certainly is. The post is from 2 months ago, back when the chapter just came out and the CSM fanbase thought it was the funniest thing ever and wouldn't let a single other sub escape being tormented by this overused joke.

    • @advanzeit4316
      @advanzeit4316 3 месяца назад +27

      Nice rack!

    • @pedro472nome4
      @pedro472nome4 3 месяца назад +16

      it 100% is

    • @ElevatorIsStuck
      @ElevatorIsStuck 3 месяца назад +4

      It was i remember seeing the post after the chapter came out

  • @monkeylady8150
    @monkeylady8150 3 месяца назад +1231

    Bro remembered how expensive the monkey ball statue was

  • @IAMDEATHRANGE
    @IAMDEATHRANGE 3 месяца назад +1690

    0:00 jschlatt
    19:09 no more jschlatt

    • @stinkyfingies3598
      @stinkyfingies3598 3 месяца назад +60

      Problem fixed thank you

    • @FilipChmelík-m9k
      @FilipChmelík-m9k 3 месяца назад +5

      insane

    • @smallman932
      @smallman932 3 месяца назад +23

      Thank you, I really needed this 🙏🙏

    • @LrielYT
      @LrielYT 3 месяца назад +3

      Section 23 of the us declaration of independence says otherwise. Kid if you think your "special" or a "sigmalpghatron500". This isn’t some light-hearted jibe; it's reality. Every keystroke you make, every post you submit - it’s part of this cold, calculated machine. Be like Andrew Tate escape the matrix. Peace out girl scout (assuming your a women).

    • @Muffin11234
      @Muffin11234 3 месяца назад +4

      Accurate

  • @arlechinonotoffical
    @arlechinonotoffical 2 месяца назад +3

    10:29 some middle schoolers in my neighborhood (about 10 of them) regularly watch your videos, and one day at their bus stop, they started tackling the sign pile until it collapsed, and then picked the who pole up and ran home 😭

  • @elord420
    @elord420 3 месяца назад +999

    7:52 "yeah i did flash this child" SIR.

    • @HELLSANGEL24
      @HELLSANGEL24 3 месяца назад +57

      out of context, it sounds really bad but with context, it still sounds bad because of schlagger

    • @strongersmarterandbetter
      @strongersmarterandbetter 3 месяца назад +24

      average minecraft youtuber

    • @EddieNoon
      @EddieNoon 3 месяца назад +37

      Schlatt has a nice rack!

    • @Chimpin_
      @Chimpin_ 3 месяца назад +5

      SIR. Move over let me flash them too

    • @sinewave1k735
      @sinewave1k735 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol posted the same time stamp 😂

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 3 месяца назад +1205

    "got my boy Jambo, got my beer"
    Bro's truly living the American dream

  • @llliiimmmeee
    @llliiimmmeee 3 месяца назад +634

    "Fat Schlag" Hey man, schlurs are completely off the table

  • @cheeseburger-x8b
    @cheeseburger-x8b 2 месяца назад +8

    16:00 when you hear that music you know hes at his wits end

  • @rocketwolves4509
    @rocketwolves4509 3 месяца назад +856

    New York rent is calling

    • @Mirkorumii
      @Mirkorumii 3 месяца назад +55

      Nice rack!

    • @aviren340
      @aviren340 3 месяца назад

      @@Mirkorumii nice rack

    • @Yu5f
      @Yu5f 3 месяца назад

      What an old comment come on man 2001 called an~🤙🏻
      Wait what happened to the world trade centre?

    • @2creech3-q7x
      @2creech3-q7x 2 месяца назад

      Bro he's actually crying because of that

  • @duhbluh
    @duhbluh 3 месяца назад +645

    When Schlatt said "I love you, too" (2:50) I felt nothing but pure discomfort and revulsion x

    • @ארזשוגרמן
      @ארזשוגרמן 3 месяца назад +12

      Is this moment a reference to silver panther?

    • @lyofites
      @lyofites 3 месяца назад +10

      And later in the video he says "It's true, I hate you all"

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo 3 месяца назад +1

      That's right

    • @E.EE.
      @E.EE. 3 месяца назад +2

      Arg

    • @Chimpin_
      @Chimpin_ 3 месяца назад

      isn't a single reply saying it yet so ill say it

  • @forbidden_muffin
    @forbidden_muffin 3 месяца назад +327

    7:53 "yeah i did flash this child" schliggity is just giving his fans cannon fodder

    • @ThatOneCatto
      @ThatOneCatto 3 месяца назад +9

      NICE RACK!

    • @cherenkov_blue
      @cherenkov_blue 3 месяца назад +6

      Brother his entire channel is one big cancellation clip farm, that's why we watch it

  • @justalittlefunnyguy
    @justalittlefunnyguy 2 месяца назад +3

    3:02
    "Schlurry" aint beating the allegations with this one

  • @Ricoo_hun
    @Ricoo_hun 3 месяца назад +405

    8:58 why does he look like he is actually gonna start crying... and why did my smile drop in shame when he stared in my soul......

    • @P0rn0Cr33p
      @P0rn0Cr33p 3 месяца назад

      Fr - If it's not put-on and he's really about to cry - I wanna give him the biggest hug ever, man

    • @mvmusic8467
      @mvmusic8467 3 месяца назад +90

      Because on some level he 100% meant what he was saying during that part, it was just veiled behind a joking demeanour because of the context of the video.

    • @oliversmircowave
      @oliversmircowave 3 месяца назад +20

      someone give schlatt a hug

    • @agentember2143
      @agentember2143 3 месяца назад +46

      I've thought the bit hasn't been funny for a while, but I think this was his last ditch attempt to get it all to stop. It's possible that some people will interpret it as a joke, but with the lack of music and look in his eyes it's obvious that he's putting an end to it

    • @P3bbl_es
      @P3bbl_es 3 месяца назад +13

      He started full on crying at 18:30

  • @channelshook
    @channelshook 3 месяца назад +782

    looks like "schlainsaw man" was in need of another paycheck

    • @pianoprofitonal
      @pianoprofitonal 3 месяца назад +42

      Nice ass!

    • @flolrachou8936
      @flolrachou8936 3 месяца назад +15

      Average car seat headrest enjoyer

    • @tamale413
      @tamale413 3 месяца назад +3

      car seat headrest pfp spotted!!

    • @MrYiPps
      @MrYiPps 3 месяца назад +1

      Csh :)

    • @gregsam9937
      @gregsam9937 3 месяца назад +1

      Its crazy how painfully unfunny Schlatts fans are. You all try so hard to be funny and end up being obnoxious. Grow up lmao. The joke got old a long time ago.

  • @Rednnaz
    @Rednnaz 3 месяца назад +914

    His bank account needed a restock

    • @mileshunter3909
      @mileshunter3909 3 месяца назад +26

      Nice rack!

    • @Rednnaz
      @Rednnaz 3 месяца назад +8

      @@mileshunter3909 why thank you

    • @David32237
      @David32237 3 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @coleeavenson554
      @coleeavenson554 3 месяца назад

      hey its rednnaz

    • @Rednnaz
      @Rednnaz 3 месяца назад +1

      @@coleeavenson554 hey its that one guy (rare kindness enjoy it)

  • @finn_in_the_bin5263
    @finn_in_the_bin5263 2 месяца назад +14

    6:52 "i dont like being 25" YEAH WELL I DONT LIKE BEING 30 SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YOUNG MAN 🤣

  • @100dead
    @100dead 3 месяца назад +183

    14:38 Fun Fact: The person who made the cutout is the son of the writer of Grease.
    He has made around a thousand cutouts, most being of Danganronpa characters.
    I'm not joking.

    • @murakii
      @murakii 3 месяца назад +16

      average tobyn jacobs moment

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 месяца назад +16

      WAIT THE MAIZONO GUY IS THE SON OF THE WRITER OF GREASE??

    • @zavtparticles
      @zavtparticles 3 месяца назад +7

      More folks need to watch the Nick Robinson documentary on him

    • @Landonc48
      @Landonc48 2 месяца назад +2

      Nice rack!

    • @TakitoRi_
      @TakitoRi_ 2 месяца назад +1

      MeanForce1 moment

  • @normanmai7865
    @normanmai7865 3 месяца назад +172

    12:21 HE FINALLY REACTED TO IT

    • @Clay-camo
      @Clay-camo 3 месяца назад +3

      Didn’t he react to it in another video? Ik he’s making it sound like it’s the first time but I swear I remember another time he saw it.

    • @Cypher3661
      @Cypher3661 3 месяца назад +13

      @@Clay-camohe reacted to the one that was just the actual song instead of the AI cover

    • @egnicknoob
      @egnicknoob 3 месяца назад

      FINALLY

    • @JaxJax19.
      @JaxJax19. 2 месяца назад

      P

  • @Tbhidkrn
    @Tbhidkrn 3 месяца назад +552

    I saw that Weezer meme coming from a mile away, but somehow schlatt didn't. Bro got rusty 15:57

    • @EvilRiceGuy
      @EvilRiceGuy 3 месяца назад +31

      Yeah, once I saw the color zoom in I just knew what was happening next

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 3 месяца назад +8

      @@EvilRiceGuy Literally me

    • @hogger7
      @hogger7 3 месяца назад +1

      Nice rack!

    • @cottonable
      @cottonable 3 месяца назад +5

      same, i knew it from start of the clip lmao

    • @goingoutsad
      @goingoutsad 3 месяца назад +1

      Fr as soon as the pause I was like “here we go again😂😂”

  • @V1ULTRAKILL24
    @V1ULTRAKILL24 20 дней назад +2

    8:56 you can visibly see the tears he is fighting back

  • @RClayFM
    @RClayFM 3 месяца назад +217

    didn't expect for schlatt to make a SMPLive reference with "yeleven"
    absolutely wonderful.

  • @ZombieShinx
    @ZombieShinx 3 месяца назад +845

    Thank you Schmala Harris

  • @Riconort
    @Riconort 3 месяца назад +207

    6:25 this place is at the Oregon State fair EVERY YEAR. It's also where that photo was taken, I recognize the surroundings. I have some pictures of it. Theres also a place there titled "Big Jim's Monster corn dog".

  • @noahgoldberg7387
    @noahgoldberg7387 22 дня назад +3

    1:56: I find it amazing how this man is 25 and owns two companies.

  • @s1ddh4r7h.p
    @s1ddh4r7h.p 3 месяца назад +468

    you should do a video where you review your fans' cats

    • @SIGuess
      @SIGuess 3 месяца назад +15

      I would rather drive into 15 trees and call myself Paul Walker than watch that

    • @waux
      @waux 3 месяца назад +1

      @@SIGuessDo it, nobody cares about you or what you offer. You’re a failure.

    • @s1ddh4r7h.p
      @s1ddh4r7h.p 3 месяца назад +23

      @@SIGuess mb I meant jambo should take over the channel and do react content

    • @xizars
      @xizars 3 месяца назад +1

      cant wait for cumshot

    • @Essendiinanis
      @Essendiinanis 3 месяца назад +26

      Knowing schlomgle’s fanbase, I can think of three types of submissions.
      1. Actual dead animals.
      2. Actual pictures of vaginas which the submitter says are either their cats or pussys.
      3. Proper cats.

  • @SponkyCraft
    @SponkyCraft 3 месяца назад +79

    7:52 is a CRAZY thing to say with a straight face

  • @Skele10bro
    @Skele10bro 3 месяца назад +149

    8:45 felt that; I wasn’t born, but my grandfather was on a trip in New York that day and my grandmother was at home in PA listening to the radio. Terrifying.

    • @ewanjphillips-g3m
      @ewanjphillips-g3m 3 месяца назад +11

      I was born after it as well, I never make fun of it because of thousands of people died, only the terrorists I make fun of

  • @ScottConcinnity
    @ScottConcinnity 10 дней назад +2

    18:28 "Schlite of schleighty schleven" was genuinely moved to tears

    • @RoxxxieFoxie
      @RoxxxieFoxie 7 дней назад

      I didn't get why he stayed crying

    • @ScottConcinnity
      @ScottConcinnity 7 дней назад

      @@RoxxxieFoxie me neither tbh - also is that an Arcane pfp i see?? 😼

    • @RoxxxieFoxie
      @RoxxxieFoxie 7 дней назад

      @ScottConcinnity an avatar from vrchat that I made an "artistic" photo :P

    • @RoxxxieFoxie
      @RoxxxieFoxie 7 дней назад

      @@ScottConcinnity but yeah, it's Vi

    • @ScottConcinnity
      @ScottConcinnity 7 дней назад

      @@RoxxxieFoxie ah

  • @OLLGY69
    @OLLGY69 3 месяца назад +167

    15:03 that would sell out in like 5 minutes, and I'd buy 80% of it.

  • @gratin6228
    @gratin6228 3 месяца назад +106

    I genuinly hope you're doing good schlatt.
    I just needed to put that out there

    • @partyP00per123
      @partyP00per123 3 месяца назад +10

      I’m sure he is but I know his bills gotta be high rn
      In all seriousness though I agree

    • @VoiZZo
      @VoiZZo 3 месяца назад +22

      Nice Rack!

    • @gratin6228
      @gratin6228 3 месяца назад +9

      @@VoiZZo ty

    • @DeTommy.
      @DeTommy. 3 месяца назад +1

      Nice Rack!

    • @Hyde_Tolut
      @Hyde_Tolut 3 месяца назад +1

      Nice Rack!

  • @savannnnnnah
    @savannnnnnah 3 месяца назад +137

    10:26 all of us female schlatt viewers need to unionize

  • @TheWebgecko
    @TheWebgecko 2 месяца назад +9

    15:17 is it bad that I know that exact gear video and have it saved 😭

    • @theguymandood
      @theguymandood 2 месяца назад

      Pls send link

    • @TheWebgecko
      @TheWebgecko 2 месяца назад

      @@theguymandood I fear the comment would get autodeleted if I posted full url. Just replace the space after ‘be’ with a slash and it should be good!

    • @TheWebgecko
      @TheWebgecko 2 месяца назад

      This is the code 7v7HWqVThsQ

    • @TheWebgecko
      @TheWebgecko 2 месяца назад

      I couldn’t even post the full url it got flagged :/

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 3 месяца назад +1229

    im pretty sure using schlatt pics in fake "this is my trans brother" posts is literally just to make transvestigators (as they call themselves) look like absolute fools. as they insist this known cis guy is in fact a "biological female" because they can "always tell." its hilarious

    • @miner_fabs
      @miner_fabs 3 месяца назад +209

      exactly, the joke is on the bigots who don't know schlatt, not on schlatt himself

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 3 месяца назад +68

      Nice rack!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 2 месяца назад +11

      @@ron133. you legit think im a bot? lol
      respect

    • @soap6264
      @soap6264 2 месяца назад

      I think ppl are just replying "nice rack!" For the bit bot or not​@@someonessidechannel1485

    • @techdifics6639
      @techdifics6639 2 месяца назад +19

      ​Nice rack!

  • @Oliboi_
    @Oliboi_ 3 месяца назад +539

    15:05 I NEED A THIGH HIGH VERSION. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

    • @neurotictwinkie
      @neurotictwinkie 3 месяца назад +8

      REAL

    • @MAYONNAISE__
      @MAYONNAISE__ 3 месяца назад +8

      that’s what I’m sayin

    • @PNSecondaire
      @PNSecondaire 3 месяца назад +7

      I would so buy that bruh 😭😭🙏

    • @Random1n3
      @Random1n3 3 месяца назад +47

      when im mid thrust and notice he's got on the Schligh Highs

    • @MAYONNAISE__
      @MAYONNAISE__ 3 месяца назад +18

      @@Random1n3 schligh highs is wild

  • @LiteKnight-W
    @LiteKnight-W 3 месяца назад +61

    15:50: *When you gaze into the darkness, the darkness gazed into you*
    -Friedrich Neitze

  • @remasteredpolice4070
    @remasteredpolice4070 2 дня назад

    8:55 into the video them eyes showed some heartbreak. Despite the memes Schlatt, everyone pays respects for the tragedy

  • @llechium
    @llechium 3 месяца назад +109

    18:30 can schlatt make himself cry on command-

    • @SilverSeashell12
      @SilverSeashell12 3 месяца назад +17

      yes he’s done it before

    • @Jo_wahn
      @Jo_wahn 3 месяца назад +25

      Nice rack!

    • @thefanfinfulo
      @thefanfinfulo 3 месяца назад +3

      he is not human

    • @TeaCrap
      @TeaCrap 2 месяца назад +1

      Wait I thought everyone could do that??

    • @crusaderanimations
      @crusaderanimations 2 месяца назад +1

      ITS AIDEN THE GUY WHO MADE HOMEANDER

  • @faedragonlucy
    @faedragonlucy 3 месяца назад +157

    Using photos of Schlatt to troll transvestigators is awesome, keep it up lmao

    • @king_vasuki2692
      @king_vasuki2692 3 месяца назад

      But why him?

    • @faedragonlucy
      @faedragonlucy 3 месяца назад

      @@king_vasuki2692 There's just something extra fun about using well-known individuals just to really drive home how out of touch transphobes are

    • @DKdrop
      @DKdrop 3 месяца назад +10

      @@king_vasuki2692 Idk maybe cuz he's slightly shlubby and has mutton chops? Or just because it's real funny.

    • @bubbeztree5066
      @bubbeztree5066 3 месяца назад +6

      Nice rack!

    • @cranberrycracker6847
      @cranberrycracker6847 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol I've seen the same thing with markiplier and matpat. They can really tell, can they 😂

  • @conkorro
    @conkorro 3 месяца назад +84

    If you do schlanket thigh highs we need a schlanket miniskirt to complete the fit

  • @Catsarecute545
    @Catsarecute545 2 дня назад

    9:00 getting a ad here for a casino is the funniest thing I've had happen to me this year.

  • @duye7635
    @duye7635 3 месяца назад +413

    he shuts up at 19:00

  • @stone9351
    @stone9351 3 месяца назад +67

    Gonna play this video on loop so it does well. Cause i know you don't like making this content but will keep making it as long as it does well thus trapping your mental health in a downward spiral.

  • @camerondodge2070
    @camerondodge2070 3 месяца назад +31

    14:38 If you think that's unreal, wait until you see inside the house. Dude's certainly got his niche.

  • @null9014
    @null9014 22 дня назад +2

    As a dedicated thigh-high wearer, I would absolutely wear the Schligh-highs. I'll add them to my collection... Just make sure you actually make them thigh-highs!!! Don't mistake above the knee for thigh-high! It needs to be the middle of the thigh or higher! (At least that's my preference.) Make different sizes so people of all leg lengths can wear them. I got some thigh-highs recently but because they were made for Japanese women they only barely covered my knees! (I do admittedly have long legs though, it's not all the Japanese's fault.)

  • @user_mv83isl2
    @user_mv83isl2 3 месяца назад +49

    18:37 bro has actual tears thats so sad

  • @spencerjsmith
    @spencerjsmith 3 месяца назад +37

    I wish you were still with us, RIP Slag. Now his family just posts videos when they’re low on money.

    • @Ms.Ronloodle
      @Ms.Ronloodle 3 месяца назад +1

      Damn, I can't believe my favorite Dinobot has died...

    • @BuggyBrand
      @BuggyBrand 3 месяца назад +1

      I miss em

  • @migueldonlucas
    @migueldonlucas 3 месяца назад +29

    7:42 is such a good sound bite

  • @interbeamproductions
    @interbeamproductions 2 месяца назад +4

    9:08 "I was holding a knife" WHAT

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 3 месяца назад +34

    Bro that tangent about your grandparents actually made me tear up a little.
    Schlatt, you could retire right now and I would be happy for you, we all would be because even if we goof around a lot, we still care about you and want the best for you ❤️

  • @thecartboy1
    @thecartboy1 3 месяца назад +357

    video starts at 19:09

    • @angeihoiic
      @angeihoiic 3 месяца назад +28

      thanks! i couldnt figure out when it started 😓

    • @elimarvwr5596
      @elimarvwr5596 3 месяца назад +11

      Thank you bro 🙏

    • @froxcom
      @froxcom 3 месяца назад +8

      You lied :(

    • @kiveonn
      @kiveonn 3 месяца назад +9

      why would somebody go one the internet and lie :(

    • @chunguS_witha1
      @chunguS_witha1 3 месяца назад +1

      thanks

  • @seriously_stan
    @seriously_stan 3 месяца назад +114

    18:56 it was too beautiful he started crying

    • @hogger7
      @hogger7 3 месяца назад +1

      Nice rack!

    • @bruhzzer
      @bruhzzer 3 месяца назад +1

      that's a really clippable audio

  • @audrey3155
    @audrey3155 3 месяца назад +96

    5:45 the way schlatt said “you need to say something about this” sounded like an old-timey new york news reporter

  • @Mr_julu
    @Mr_julu 3 месяца назад +70

    8:58 actual tears in his eyes man thats actually sad

  • @seomews
    @seomews 3 месяца назад +49

    no way a chainsaw man reference in a jschlatt thumbnail im gonna lose my mind
    edit: also please dont retwinkify, you look so good with the chops 😭

    • @roveish
      @roveish 3 месяца назад +4

      Nice Rack!

    • @Roid_careful
      @Roid_careful 3 месяца назад +2

      He said he'll keep the chips, chops

    • @seomews
      @seomews 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Roid_careful oh thank god

    • @Fizzab12
      @Fizzab12 3 месяца назад

      Actually giggled like a schoolgirl seeing the thumbnail

  • @Milkyway3-ff5xb
    @Milkyway3-ff5xb 2 месяца назад +3

    “I swear it was an umbrella”- 3:49

  • @crash_axo
    @crash_axo 3 месяца назад +331

    As an Femboy i can confirm: Thigh high schlocks are an great idea.

  • @Vedutzzz
    @Vedutzzz 3 месяца назад +64

    11:50 i think "Schlatt" is handsome either way. He's honestly such a silly goober giggleshitter.

  • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
    @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 3 месяца назад +54

    5:26 as someone who has two kitties, me and them send a hello right back.

  • @freedbear19891
    @freedbear19891 2 месяца назад +2

    happy belated birthday, Schlatt! i love watching your content.

    • @trivx427
      @trivx427 Месяц назад +1

      Nice rack!

  • @JelloRaccoon
    @JelloRaccoon 2 месяца назад +60

    Jambo has been acting the way my cat acts. Like boy I have told you to STAY DOWN! His ears go back when he goes near the cabinet because he KNOWS he's gonna get yelled at. Like Will PLEASE I'm TRYING to get ready for work

  • @NobilityNova
    @NobilityNova 3 месяца назад +25

    8:59 Schlatt: "you think that's funny"
    also schlatt: **smiles**

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 3 месяца назад +221

    as a femboy, please for the love of god sell the schlighhigh schlocks

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 3 месяца назад +14

      Stop it. Call your dad.

    • @Nightslayer9991
      @Nightslayer9991 3 месяца назад +20

      Nice rack!

    • @ByteMe908
      @ByteMe908 3 месяца назад +36

      @@MeanBeanComedy”WAAAAAAAAH U CANT BE GAY WAAAAAAAAAAAAH UR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED!!!”

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 месяца назад +6

      would

    • @RealSoundLord
      @RealSoundLord 3 месяца назад +2

      @@gamerdrache6076 based

  • @UJVESTITYoffical
    @UJVESTITYoffical 2 месяца назад +3

    "Schmuggilty" was not prepared for this

  • @Rock_8oy
    @Rock_8oy 3 месяца назад +67

    2:53 Holy crap that’s me! I’m the real Furry Jschlatt!!! Thanks to anyone who came up and said hi to me at Anthrocon this year and thank you so much Schlatt for enjoying/hating my little cosplay of you xD

    • @datdawg59
      @datdawg59 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh my gosh the messiah is real!
      Also I love your sona, its cute

    • @d0ubl3d
      @d0ubl3d 3 месяца назад +1

      Anthrocon moment

    • @takikun3344
      @takikun3344 3 месяца назад

      Nice Rack!

  • @Argus5209
    @Argus5209 3 месяца назад +33

    the design is very human 17:09

  • @The_Trident_Master
    @The_Trident_Master 3 месяца назад +28

    16:47 it was both, actually

  • @Shmoopington
    @Shmoopington 2 месяца назад +2

    1:47 fancy jschlatt jumpscare

  • @fenior
    @fenior 3 месяца назад +47

    Glad to know your fursuit doesnt have a zipper in the back.

    • @Caliber918
      @Caliber918 3 месяца назад

      most of them don't 😭

  • @intangible9838
    @intangible9838 3 месяца назад +89

    15:11 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT
    I would by thirty pairs of them if you sold them
    it would finally give me a reason to be a femboy

    • @ThatOneCatto
      @ThatOneCatto 3 месяца назад +15

      NICE RACK!

    • @Millticker
      @Millticker 3 месяца назад +4

      I know it's about the socks but because of where it brings you I like to think it's about the gears

    • @LazyUggugg
      @LazyUggugg 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Milltickerthe gears turn you gay💀

    • @intangible9838
      @intangible9838 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Milltickerboth :3

    • @BallinJesus
      @BallinJesus 2 месяца назад

      Please i need it

  • @atrouble
    @atrouble 3 месяца назад +46

    6:39 happy late birthday Schlatt

  • @TheRealEgolord
    @TheRealEgolord 2 месяца назад +1

    I did not expect the weezer memes to return, but im glad they did 😂😂😂😂

  • @Reset-wu8lz
    @Reset-wu8lz 3 месяца назад +26

    14:43 bro I saw that guy's shit on Instagram randomly and it's real 😭🙏 and he doesn't only hav shlatt in his "collection" h got like 20 cutouts of matpat 😭😭

    • @Skylor-b3d
      @Skylor-b3d 2 месяца назад +2

      Nice Rack!

    • @Eclipse-tcs
      @Eclipse-tcs 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Skylor-b3d Nice rack!

  • @carsoncomplains
    @carsoncomplains 3 месяца назад +115

    9:17 "Unless I was honest" Schlatt likes bussy confirmed

  • @StingrayD
    @StingrayD 3 месяца назад +60

    9:47 when i eat something really hot

  • @TheSumOfAnIdeod
    @TheSumOfAnIdeod 2 месяца назад +33

    9:08 dont worry, we're just trolling the transphobes

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 2 месяца назад +10

      Real

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 2 месяца назад +9

      I fucking love using pics of Jschlatt because ThEy CaN aLwAyS tElL

  • @largeman123
    @largeman123 3 месяца назад +42

    My weekend has been ruined. I guess I'll have to return to drinking. Thanks a lot schlurp

    • @owRekssjfjxjxuurrpqpqss
      @owRekssjfjxjxuurrpqpqss 3 месяца назад +1

      Reminds me of the incident where “shlobb (on my knob)” ruined my family’s weekend (and all future weekends) in that drunk driving “accident”.

    • @VoiZZo
      @VoiZZo 3 месяца назад +1

      Nice Rack!

  • @RySchee
    @RySchee 3 месяца назад +153

    R.I.P Jambo 🕊️ Fly High...

    • @asapman09
      @asapman09 3 месяца назад +11

      Please tell me you are joking

    • @bigplopper
      @bigplopper 3 месяца назад

      Bro of coure he is cmon man😭​@@asapman09

    • @Yu5f
      @Yu5f 3 месяца назад +6

      Schise shin schiese 🙏🏻

    • @GHSpaghetti
      @GHSpaghetti 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@asapman09This is real sadly, Jambo was run over by a drunk driver. 😢

    • @theonewhoasked.697
      @theonewhoasked.697 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@GHSpaghetti nah a drunk crasher

  • @Zytotoxin
    @Zytotoxin 3 месяца назад +88

    0:02 IS THAT CHAINSAW MAN REFRENCE

    • @Fizzab12
      @Fizzab12 3 месяца назад +3

      Best crossover

    • @huntjetson
      @huntjetson 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought so too, chainsaw man brainrot has infected shluggt

  • @StellaPookie
    @StellaPookie 4 дня назад

    1:50 I was drinking root beer and no joke I laughed at the guy saying “I’m inside you” and some of it came out my nose 😭

  • @p7stol747
    @p7stol747 3 месяца назад +39

    12:55 YELEVEN MENTIONED IN 2024‼️🚩❗️