"Who's son are you?" Well Schlatt if that is the same guy who always does the giant cutouts, then I believe he is the son of the man who wrote the musical sensation "Grease".
Thanks! I was a bit exhausted after hiking up to the Beurener Heide. A bunch of Villages in that Valley have funny names. The overnext Village to Schlatt is called Killer, so JSchlatt isn't beating the alligations.🤣
@@TheHawkRules not really, so far every blue flower discovered doesn't make blue dye. It's quite common for dyes to start with a material that doesn't share its color with the end result.
The guy who made the cutout is Tobyn Jacobs, his dad is Jim Jacobs. Jim Jacobs is most known for making the musical Grease, which is considered to be one of the best and most successful Movie adaptations of a musical as it made 360million in the box office. Thats why he's able to afford to make that many cutouts.
00:00 I feel like the ear thing deserves explaining because I believe it was present in a lot of subreddits at the time. I'm like 90% sure this was in reference to the Chainsaw Man chapter that had released at the time, where the entire concept of ears was briefly erased. There was a big wait for the next chapter so a lot of subreddits were rampant with people circling ears and asking what they were in line with the events of the comic
Almost certainly is. The post is from 2 months ago, back when the chapter just came out and the CSM fanbase thought it was the funniest thing ever and wouldn't let a single other sub escape being tormented by this overused joke.
Section 23 of the us declaration of independence says otherwise. Kid if you think your "special" or a "sigmalpghatron500". This isn’t some light-hearted jibe; it's reality. Every keystroke you make, every post you submit - it’s part of this cold, calculated machine. Be like Andrew Tate escape the matrix. Peace out girl scout (assuming your a women).
10:29 some middle schoolers in my neighborhood (about 10 of them) regularly watch your videos, and one day at their bus stop, they started tackling the sign pile until it collapsed, and then picked the who pole up and ran home 😭
Because on some level he 100% meant what he was saying during that part, it was just veiled behind a joking demeanour because of the context of the video.
I've thought the bit hasn't been funny for a while, but I think this was his last ditch attempt to get it all to stop. It's possible that some people will interpret it as a joke, but with the lack of music and look in his eyes it's obvious that he's putting an end to it
Its crazy how painfully unfunny Schlatts fans are. You all try so hard to be funny and end up being obnoxious. Grow up lmao. The joke got old a long time ago.
14:38 Fun Fact: The person who made the cutout is the son of the writer of Grease. He has made around a thousand cutouts, most being of Danganronpa characters. I'm not joking.
6:25 this place is at the Oregon State fair EVERY YEAR. It's also where that photo was taken, I recognize the surroundings. I have some pictures of it. Theres also a place there titled "Big Jim's Monster corn dog".
Knowing schlomgle’s fanbase, I can think of three types of submissions. 1. Actual dead animals. 2. Actual pictures of vaginas which the submitter says are either their cats or pussys. 3. Proper cats.
8:45 felt that; I wasn’t born, but my grandfather was on a trip in New York that day and my grandmother was at home in PA listening to the radio. Terrifying.
im pretty sure using schlatt pics in fake "this is my trans brother" posts is literally just to make transvestigators (as they call themselves) look like absolute fools. as they insist this known cis guy is in fact a "biological female" because they can "always tell." its hilarious
Gonna play this video on loop so it does well. Cause i know you don't like making this content but will keep making it as long as it does well thus trapping your mental health in a downward spiral.
As a dedicated thigh-high wearer, I would absolutely wear the Schligh-highs. I'll add them to my collection... Just make sure you actually make them thigh-highs!!! Don't mistake above the knee for thigh-high! It needs to be the middle of the thigh or higher! (At least that's my preference.) Make different sizes so people of all leg lengths can wear them. I got some thigh-highs recently but because they were made for Japanese women they only barely covered my knees! (I do admittedly have long legs though, it's not all the Japanese's fault.)
Bro that tangent about your grandparents actually made me tear up a little. Schlatt, you could retire right now and I would be happy for you, we all would be because even if we goof around a lot, we still care about you and want the best for you ❤️
Jambo has been acting the way my cat acts. Like boy I have told you to STAY DOWN! His ears go back when he goes near the cabinet because he KNOWS he's gonna get yelled at. Like Will PLEASE I'm TRYING to get ready for work
2:53 Holy crap that’s me! I’m the real Furry Jschlatt!!! Thanks to anyone who came up and said hi to me at Anthrocon this year and thank you so much Schlatt for enjoying/hating my little cosplay of you xD
14:43 bro I saw that guy's shit on Instagram randomly and it's real 😭🙏 and he doesn't only hav shlatt in his "collection" h got like 20 cutouts of matpat 😭😭
you know the financial situation is dire when the slop goes up on jschlattLIVE instead of Schlatt & Co.
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@@alterednayayou mean like elk antlers right?
@@alterednayaSally’s, Linus’, or the pumpkin?
wait i didn't even realise 😭
You mean Schlop
Bro needed to pay the bills again
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And so we shall watch
@@mr.weaboo1368 nonono when we watch he can pay his bills and that means less videos!
(jk)
He needs to pay the bills to keep living in his 57 floor mansion
He is a content Schlutt
This is my most toxic relationship, I just wait for Schlatt to post whenever he feels like it
Real
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True
how are you so real
And he’s a alcoholic
"Who's son are you?"
Well Schlatt if that is the same guy who always does the giant cutouts, then I believe he is the son of the man who wrote the musical sensation "Grease".
He’s also the leader of the Church of Maizono. The amount of cardboard cutouts and rooms of his just plastered with Sayaka Maizono scares me.
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Fun fact, Schlatt is a term used in Germany, specifically Lower Saxon, that describes a shallow body of water, like a pond
Only npc's use schlatt in germany
Hmm so he's shallow?
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lagoon
1:43 you can tell hearing a soft German voice whispering “I’m inside you” and not being entirely wrong about that, made Schlatt feel some kind of way
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Its really soft aswell ikr
Thanks! I was a bit exhausted after hiking up to the Beurener Heide. A bunch of Villages in that Valley have funny names. The overnext Village to Schlatt is called Killer, so JSchlatt isn't beating the alligations.🤣
@@theIansdthat was u ?
Siiiick
Dieser Kommentar ist Eigentum der BRD
>opens video
>Sees bald "Schlitterbahn"
>Closes video
I don’t understand
then how did you comment? this man is a witch
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>opens pants
its the founder dont you dare call him anything else.
If you're still wondering about the strange paint mixing results at 15:33, some blue paints use heavily modified black pigments to save money.
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@Landonc48 nice bot
They can’t use blue flowers?
@@TheHawkRules not really, so far every blue flower discovered doesn't make blue dye. It's quite common for dyes to start with a material that doesn't share its color with the end result.
@@ModeDriver wait great googly moogly I got called a bot how did this happen I'm so confused confuzzled
the funds must be low
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What rack?
They’re funny videos
Fr
New York is expensive
i was tabbed out when he was talking about flashing people, and he said "i did actually flash this child", and had to come back for context
is this the state of your attention span
@@Heroo01what
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fun fact, jschlatt! 25 is the age where your body stops growing, and starts deteriorating. happy deterioration day, schlatt.
Nick rack too!
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Wait a minute... i find it disturbing that schlatt is younger than me. I thought he was older lol
Bro gained unc status
I'm not even 25 yet and this is giving me a mid life crisis
"I'm inside you" is actually crazy
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Someones got some bills to pay
I dont understand
@@redraptor6749 youtube ad revenue
@@redraptor6749hello fellow llama
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The guy who made the cutout is Tobyn Jacobs, his dad is Jim Jacobs.
Jim Jacobs is most known for making the musical Grease, which is considered to be one of the best and most successful Movie adaptations of a musical as it made 360million in the box office.
Thats why he's able to afford to make that many cutouts.
Yes! And he livestreams himself making the cutouts quite often. I believe he has a video of making this one too, if I remember correctly.
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Damn that’s cringe as hell
Hes genuinely a cool guy I follow him :D
I feel bad for his dad
"Jambo get down from there!" Schloppy Joe acting like he didn't give Jambo stairs with those boxes
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Schloppy Toppy, if you will
I had to do a double take because I almost misread the "Wii" tub as "WWII".
@@Mr_Originalshrainrot is consuming you.
12:15 'retwinkifying' is crazy
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@ 😭 it's been three weeks and I still remember nice rack!
Schlatt , PLEASE give us the Schligh-highs, I am speaking for the entire community here when I say that we NEED them
👨❤️💋👨
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Schlatt in Schlich-highs looking at his Schighlights
we absolutely need that :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3
REAL
15:53 you can see the light leave his eyes when he realizes
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What was the joke i ididnt get it😔😔
5:25 Schlatt making Jambo wave is so cute 😭😭😭😭 the opps forced him to do a silly wave
Born to scratch, forced to wave
Never say that shi again
I waved back he’s so cute 😭❤️
Then Jambo licks a dick
@@enderguy1648 wdym Jambo is so cute!!!
5:47 i like how at this exact moment the cat sound plays in the song
00:00 I feel like the ear thing deserves explaining because I believe it was present in a lot of subreddits at the time.
I'm like 90% sure this was in reference to the Chainsaw Man chapter that had released at the time, where the entire concept of ears was briefly erased. There was a big wait for the next chapter so a lot of subreddits were rampant with people circling ears and asking what they were in line with the events of the comic
i thought it was because he's always wearing headphones
Almost certainly is. The post is from 2 months ago, back when the chapter just came out and the CSM fanbase thought it was the funniest thing ever and wouldn't let a single other sub escape being tormented by this overused joke.
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it 100% is
It was i remember seeing the post after the chapter came out
Bro remembered how expensive the monkey ball statue was
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0:00 jschlatt
19:09 no more jschlatt
Problem fixed thank you
insane
Thank you, I really needed this 🙏🙏
Section 23 of the us declaration of independence says otherwise. Kid if you think your "special" or a "sigmalpghatron500". This isn’t some light-hearted jibe; it's reality. Every keystroke you make, every post you submit - it’s part of this cold, calculated machine. Be like Andrew Tate escape the matrix. Peace out girl scout (assuming your a women).
Accurate
10:29 some middle schoolers in my neighborhood (about 10 of them) regularly watch your videos, and one day at their bus stop, they started tackling the sign pile until it collapsed, and then picked the who pole up and ran home 😭
7:52 "yeah i did flash this child" SIR.
out of context, it sounds really bad but with context, it still sounds bad because of schlagger
average minecraft youtuber
Schlatt has a nice rack!
SIR. Move over let me flash them too
Lol posted the same time stamp 😂
"got my boy Jambo, got my beer"
Bro's truly living the American dream
Puh yuh di away waltuh
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Bro’s truly living the American dream
Shut up bot
Hes not a bot hes the rael deal
"Fat Schlag" Hey man, schlurs are completely off the table
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@@OswaldAurelia😂
16:00 when you hear that music you know hes at his wits end
New York rent is calling
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@@Mirkorumii nice rack
What an old comment come on man 2001 called an~🤙🏻
Wait what happened to the world trade centre?
Bro he's actually crying because of that
When Schlatt said "I love you, too" (2:50) I felt nothing but pure discomfort and revulsion x
Is this moment a reference to silver panther?
And later in the video he says "It's true, I hate you all"
That's right
Arg
isn't a single reply saying it yet so ill say it
7:53 "yeah i did flash this child" schliggity is just giving his fans cannon fodder
NICE RACK!
Brother his entire channel is one big cancellation clip farm, that's why we watch it
3:02
"Schlurry" aint beating the allegations with this one
8:58 why does he look like he is actually gonna start crying... and why did my smile drop in shame when he stared in my soul......
Fr - If it's not put-on and he's really about to cry - I wanna give him the biggest hug ever, man
Because on some level he 100% meant what he was saying during that part, it was just veiled behind a joking demeanour because of the context of the video.
someone give schlatt a hug
I've thought the bit hasn't been funny for a while, but I think this was his last ditch attempt to get it all to stop. It's possible that some people will interpret it as a joke, but with the lack of music and look in his eyes it's obvious that he's putting an end to it
He started full on crying at 18:30
looks like "schlainsaw man" was in need of another paycheck
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Average car seat headrest enjoyer
car seat headrest pfp spotted!!
Csh :)
Its crazy how painfully unfunny Schlatts fans are. You all try so hard to be funny and end up being obnoxious. Grow up lmao. The joke got old a long time ago.
His bank account needed a restock
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@@mileshunter3909 why thank you
Fr
hey its rednnaz
@@coleeavenson554 hey its that one guy (rare kindness enjoy it)
6:52 "i dont like being 25" YEAH WELL I DONT LIKE BEING 30 SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YOUNG MAN 🤣
Waiting for someone thats 40 to comment lol
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@SawyerAnderson-i1x what??
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 Nice rack!
Shut up big bro
14:38 Fun Fact: The person who made the cutout is the son of the writer of Grease.
He has made around a thousand cutouts, most being of Danganronpa characters.
I'm not joking.
average tobyn jacobs moment
WAIT THE MAIZONO GUY IS THE SON OF THE WRITER OF GREASE??
More folks need to watch the Nick Robinson documentary on him
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MeanForce1 moment
12:21 HE FINALLY REACTED TO IT
Didn’t he react to it in another video? Ik he’s making it sound like it’s the first time but I swear I remember another time he saw it.
@@Clay-camohe reacted to the one that was just the actual song instead of the AI cover
FINALLY
P
I saw that Weezer meme coming from a mile away, but somehow schlatt didn't. Bro got rusty 15:57
Yeah, once I saw the color zoom in I just knew what was happening next
@@EvilRiceGuy Literally me
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same, i knew it from start of the clip lmao
Fr as soon as the pause I was like “here we go again😂😂”
8:56 you can visibly see the tears he is fighting back
didn't expect for schlatt to make a SMPLive reference with "yeleven"
absolutely wonderful.
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Nice Ass!
Thank you Schmala Harris
Shim Schalz
Shlonald trump
Schlonny Schlins
JD Schlance
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6:25 this place is at the Oregon State fair EVERY YEAR. It's also where that photo was taken, I recognize the surroundings. I have some pictures of it. Theres also a place there titled "Big Jim's Monster corn dog".
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bad rack
@@veejk-gn4op passable rack
1:56: I find it amazing how this man is 25 and owns two companies.
you should do a video where you review your fans' cats
I would rather drive into 15 trees and call myself Paul Walker than watch that
@@SIGuessDo it, nobody cares about you or what you offer. You’re a failure.
@@SIGuess mb I meant jambo should take over the channel and do react content
cant wait for cumshot
Knowing schlomgle’s fanbase, I can think of three types of submissions.
1. Actual dead animals.
2. Actual pictures of vaginas which the submitter says are either their cats or pussys.
3. Proper cats.
7:52 is a CRAZY thing to say with a straight face
8:45 felt that; I wasn’t born, but my grandfather was on a trip in New York that day and my grandmother was at home in PA listening to the radio. Terrifying.
I was born after it as well, I never make fun of it because of thousands of people died, only the terrorists I make fun of
18:28 "Schlite of schleighty schleven" was genuinely moved to tears
I didn't get why he stayed crying
@@RoxxxieFoxie me neither tbh - also is that an Arcane pfp i see?? 😼
@ScottConcinnity an avatar from vrchat that I made an "artistic" photo :P
@@ScottConcinnity but yeah, it's Vi
@@RoxxxieFoxie ah
15:03 that would sell out in like 5 minutes, and I'd buy 80% of it.
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I genuinly hope you're doing good schlatt.
I just needed to put that out there
I’m sure he is but I know his bills gotta be high rn
In all seriousness though I agree
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@@VoiZZo ty
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10:26 all of us female schlatt viewers need to unionize
real
That’s me lol
all 10 of us ;w;
WOMEN ASS-EMBLE
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15:17 is it bad that I know that exact gear video and have it saved 😭
Pls send link
@@theguymandood I fear the comment would get autodeleted if I posted full url. Just replace the space after ‘be’ with a slash and it should be good!
This is the code 7v7HWqVThsQ
I couldn’t even post the full url it got flagged :/
im pretty sure using schlatt pics in fake "this is my trans brother" posts is literally just to make transvestigators (as they call themselves) look like absolute fools. as they insist this known cis guy is in fact a "biological female" because they can "always tell." its hilarious
exactly, the joke is on the bigots who don't know schlatt, not on schlatt himself
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@@ron133. you legit think im a bot? lol
respect
I think ppl are just replying "nice rack!" For the bit bot or not@@someonessidechannel1485
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15:05 I NEED A THIGH HIGH VERSION. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
REAL
that’s what I’m sayin
I would so buy that bruh 😭😭🙏
when im mid thrust and notice he's got on the Schligh Highs
@@Random1n3 schligh highs is wild
15:50: *When you gaze into the darkness, the darkness gazed into you*
-Friedrich Neitze
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When you gaze into the weeze
8:55 into the video them eyes showed some heartbreak. Despite the memes Schlatt, everyone pays respects for the tragedy
18:30 can schlatt make himself cry on command-
yes he’s done it before
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he is not human
Wait I thought everyone could do that??
ITS AIDEN THE GUY WHO MADE HOMEANDER
Using photos of Schlatt to troll transvestigators is awesome, keep it up lmao
But why him?
@@king_vasuki2692 There's just something extra fun about using well-known individuals just to really drive home how out of touch transphobes are
@@king_vasuki2692 Idk maybe cuz he's slightly shlubby and has mutton chops? Or just because it's real funny.
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Lol I've seen the same thing with markiplier and matpat. They can really tell, can they 😂
If you do schlanket thigh highs we need a schlanket miniskirt to complete the fit
or schlanket booty shorts
schlaid dress
The Schrop Top
And schlanket panties
9:00 getting a ad here for a casino is the funniest thing I've had happen to me this year.
he shuts up at 19:00
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Thanks👍
Nice booty 👍
Thanks
Gonna play this video on loop so it does well. Cause i know you don't like making this content but will keep making it as long as it does well thus trapping your mental health in a downward spiral.
I'm gonna get the yiga clan to do this too
Schlatt not gonna let you hit lil bro
Evil man
@@RedLaundryBasket bro cant read
bot
14:38 If you think that's unreal, wait until you see inside the house. Dude's certainly got his niche.
As a dedicated thigh-high wearer, I would absolutely wear the Schligh-highs. I'll add them to my collection... Just make sure you actually make them thigh-highs!!! Don't mistake above the knee for thigh-high! It needs to be the middle of the thigh or higher! (At least that's my preference.) Make different sizes so people of all leg lengths can wear them. I got some thigh-highs recently but because they were made for Japanese women they only barely covered my knees! (I do admittedly have long legs though, it's not all the Japanese's fault.)
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18:37 bro has actual tears thats so sad
XD
I wish you were still with us, RIP Slag. Now his family just posts videos when they’re low on money.
Damn, I can't believe my favorite Dinobot has died...
I miss em
7:42 is such a good sound bite
9:08 "I was holding a knife" WHAT
Bro that tangent about your grandparents actually made me tear up a little.
Schlatt, you could retire right now and I would be happy for you, we all would be because even if we goof around a lot, we still care about you and want the best for you ❤️
video starts at 19:09
thanks! i couldnt figure out when it started 😓
Thank you bro 🙏
You lied :(
why would somebody go one the internet and lie :(
thanks
18:56 it was too beautiful he started crying
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that's a really clippable audio
5:45 the way schlatt said “you need to say something about this” sounded like an old-timey new york news reporter
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8:58 actual tears in his eyes man thats actually sad
18:34 this was sadder then
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no way a chainsaw man reference in a jschlatt thumbnail im gonna lose my mind
edit: also please dont retwinkify, you look so good with the chops 😭
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He said he'll keep the chips, chops
@@Roid_careful oh thank god
Actually giggled like a schoolgirl seeing the thumbnail
“I swear it was an umbrella”- 3:49
As an Femboy i can confirm: Thigh high schlocks are an great idea.
seconded
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Thirded
real
High schlighs
11:50 i think "Schlatt" is handsome either way. He's honestly such a silly goober giggleshitter.
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@@Justsumdude. Nice rack!
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5:26 as someone who has two kitties, me and them send a hello right back.
His wave is so cute
happy belated birthday, Schlatt! i love watching your content.
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Jambo has been acting the way my cat acts. Like boy I have told you to STAY DOWN! His ears go back when he goes near the cabinet because he KNOWS he's gonna get yelled at. Like Will PLEASE I'm TRYING to get ready for work
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8:59 Schlatt: "you think that's funny"
also schlatt: **smiles**
as a femboy, please for the love of god sell the schlighhigh schlocks
Stop it. Call your dad.
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@@MeanBeanComedy”WAAAAAAAAH U CANT BE GAY WAAAAAAAAAAAAH UR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED!!!”
would
@@gamerdrache6076 based
"Schmuggilty" was not prepared for this
2:53 Holy crap that’s me! I’m the real Furry Jschlatt!!! Thanks to anyone who came up and said hi to me at Anthrocon this year and thank you so much Schlatt for enjoying/hating my little cosplay of you xD
Oh my gosh the messiah is real!
Also I love your sona, its cute
Anthrocon moment
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the design is very human 17:09
16:47 it was both, actually
1:47 fancy jschlatt jumpscare
Glad to know your fursuit doesnt have a zipper in the back.
most of them don't 😭
15:11 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT
I would by thirty pairs of them if you sold them
it would finally give me a reason to be a femboy
NICE RACK!
I know it's about the socks but because of where it brings you I like to think it's about the gears
@@Milltickerthe gears turn you gay💀
@@Milltickerboth :3
Please i need it
6:39 happy late birthday Schlatt
I did not expect the weezer memes to return, but im glad they did 😂😂😂😂
14:43 bro I saw that guy's shit on Instagram randomly and it's real 😭🙏 and he doesn't only hav shlatt in his "collection" h got like 20 cutouts of matpat 😭😭
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@@Skylor-b3d Nice rack!
9:17 "Unless I was honest" Schlatt likes bussy confirmed
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@@Justsumdude.I think it's possible, legit.
Tis confirmed
9:47 when i eat something really hot
bro yes
9:08 dont worry, we're just trolling the transphobes
Real
I fucking love using pics of Jschlatt because ThEy CaN aLwAyS tElL
My weekend has been ruined. I guess I'll have to return to drinking. Thanks a lot schlurp
Reminds me of the incident where “shlobb (on my knob)” ruined my family’s weekend (and all future weekends) in that drunk driving “accident”.
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R.I.P Jambo 🕊️ Fly High...
Please tell me you are joking
Bro of coure he is cmon man😭@@asapman09
Schise shin schiese 🙏🏻
@@asapman09This is real sadly, Jambo was run over by a drunk driver. 😢
@@GHSpaghetti nah a drunk crasher
0:02 IS THAT CHAINSAW MAN REFRENCE
Best crossover
I thought so too, chainsaw man brainrot has infected shluggt
1:50 I was drinking root beer and no joke I laughed at the guy saying “I’m inside you” and some of it came out my nose 😭
12:55 YELEVEN MENTIONED IN 2024‼️🚩❗️