Ranking Your CURSED Minecraft Builds

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @dejatwo
    @dejatwo 8 месяцев назад +6365

    Schlatt and Captain Sparklez is a duo I didn't expect but now I NEED

    • @gaeriefire2762
      @gaeriefire2762 8 месяцев назад +38

      holy shit it’s dejatwo

    • @Onceortwice45
      @Onceortwice45 8 месяцев назад

      @@gaeriefire2762holy shit it’s gaeriefire2762

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 8 месяцев назад +21

      holy shit it’s dejatwo

    • @swiftsharpener3109
      @swiftsharpener3109 8 месяцев назад +32

      Captain Schlarkles

    • @big_tobe
      @big_tobe 8 месяцев назад +6

      Holy schlit, it’s Big Tobe

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 8 месяцев назад +3951

    It’s interesting to think that CaptainSparklez is just a family friendly version of Schlatt.
    They think alike everything so much it’s actually amazing

    • @elyssa_141
      @elyssa_141 8 месяцев назад +339

      their houses have the same color, they like to talk about money, and they're both sick during that HOA inspection day too. they are truly alike

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 8 месяцев назад +76

      They also love fast cars

    • @Mox1990
      @Mox1990 8 месяцев назад +11

      Schlatt is less sexist tho

    • @elyssa_141
      @elyssa_141 8 месяцев назад +85

      @@Mox1990 tf does that mean

    • @Skye_ranran
      @Skye_ranran 8 месяцев назад +37

      I mean they're both very rich, thats the millionaire mindset talking

  • @flimx2826
    @flimx2826 8 месяцев назад +6259

    Hearing schlatt say "girly pop" has changed me as a person. 0:22

    • @UltraGamer42069
      @UltraGamer42069 8 месяцев назад +262

      girly schlop

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 8 месяцев назад +171

      Fr, he totally schlayyed

    • @SettonSlaxk
      @SettonSlaxk 8 месяцев назад +113

      He Shlate and left no crumbs

    • @abom_ng9963
      @abom_ng9963 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@UltraGamer42069me when I see my wife

    • @Flip11111
      @Flip11111 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@UltraGamer42069me when I see the stains on my mirror 😵‍💫

  • @permafrox
    @permafrox 8 месяцев назад +1513

    20:16 I love how charborg's house was like 2 entire bits, the Jesus bit, and the illicit substances on the secret basement bit

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 8 месяцев назад +190

      Charborg is so funny man. He does dumb shit and it's so good

    • @idontknowwhattonamethis293
      @idontknowwhattonamethis293 8 месяцев назад +137

      Charborg is literally one of the funniest RUclipsrs I’ve ever watched I’m not surprised- the video he made of this from his pov is fucking hilarious

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 8 месяцев назад +70

      I saw Charborg's perspective on his RUclips channel and the whole Bible and Jesus bit was entirely by Berdboi's suggestion, even getting the TV Licence. He was sweating bullets the whole time they were on their way

    • @BazilBuildBases
      @BazilBuildBases 7 месяцев назад +2

      amount of likes under your comment hint to call 911, lol.

    • @dawae2802
      @dawae2802 5 месяцев назад +1

      "yeah the neighborhood will be so high" - charborg

  • @MinerDiner
    @MinerDiner 8 месяцев назад +674

    14:44 it really seems like Shclatt didn't expect Jordan _actually_ to say "load", since he's the family-friendly guy

  • @theunholywaterboy3088
    @theunholywaterboy3088 8 месяцев назад +2872

    "Words don't really get to you", but 9/11 jokes seem to be paying a toll on you.

    • @EddysonED
      @EddysonED 8 месяцев назад +31

      and schat, schlagot, and mikasacus being to loud.

    • @bobbyjeff434
      @bobbyjeff434 8 месяцев назад +9

      just like the life tool of 2,977 on september 11th 2001

    • @rattango9819
      @rattango9819 8 месяцев назад +3

      The plane didnt pay a toll though. Ran straight through.

    • @Itz_y3_boii
      @Itz_y3_boii 8 месяцев назад +5

      does that toll happen to be the 2.3 trillion dollars that disappeared before September 11th, 2001?

    • @a.o.8527
      @a.o.8527 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@EddysonED did you say SCHLAGGOT⁉️⁉️

  • @Splinxt3r
    @Splinxt3r 8 месяцев назад +1505

    "i can leak your credit card info" i can too. APPROVED 💀

  • @aedanpadgett7465
    @aedanpadgett7465 8 месяцев назад +426

    schlatt was really testing captainsparklez's ability to recover a joke and keep it family friendly 😭

  • @JimmyHey
    @JimmyHey 8 месяцев назад +521

    The funniest part was when Charborg accidentally set his house on fire after the inspection lmao
    I was dying laughing

    • @gento5o5
      @gento5o5 8 месяцев назад +2

      did the weed stay

    • @arandomcrowe
      @arandomcrowe 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@gento5o5yes

    • @gento5o5
      @gento5o5 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@arandomcrowe then everything else doesn't matter

    • @arandomcrowe
      @arandomcrowe 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@gento5o5 correct

    • @Eliprater-su7nl
      @Eliprater-su7nl 8 месяцев назад +1

      Lol me too😂

  • @warmpondwater1610
    @warmpondwater1610 8 месяцев назад +1559

    Pink was originally a boys colour. As boys were thought to be hot and girls were cold(Blue). It is the same concept as Yin and Yang but european.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 8 месяцев назад +36

      and then the big h switcherood. i feel like that might be a myth though

    • @lenacalussi7202
      @lenacalussi7202 8 месяцев назад +78

      And it was more expensive to produce, so it also stood for power and money

    • @SacredSwordOfJovan
      @SacredSwordOfJovan 8 месяцев назад +1

      👍

    • @faedragonlucy
      @faedragonlucy 8 месяцев назад +33

      You're telling me Schlatt is European? I thought he was gay!

    • @SupertonicLady
      @SupertonicLady 8 месяцев назад

      boys are hot

  • @JuiceVendr
    @JuiceVendr 8 месяцев назад +126

    19:45 I love how quick Jawsh was to say L when Schlatt died

    • @azy9234
      @azy9234 Месяц назад +1

      real hater grind, respect 💪💪💪💪

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 8 месяцев назад +728

    The HOA Compliant signs are so freakin funny.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 8 месяцев назад +11

      Remember Big Brother Jardon loves you

  • @samueljtownsend
    @samueljtownsend 8 месяцев назад +557

    I’ll never forgot what “Sark” did to my house back in 99.
    The neighborhood never financially recovered.

    • @CoCo-Cnr
      @CoCo-Cnr 8 месяцев назад +9

      "Schlarpie" has done something similar in 99, so much memories in that house. That neighborhood is now abandoned, and soon to be demolished for good.

  • @Pepeutra
    @Pepeutra 8 месяцев назад +151

    Captain saying "Blow my uh... load" caught me so offguard I am fucking dying lmao

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 8 месяцев назад +275

    14:16 “we’re all friends here”, he says, as Altrive gets fucking murdered

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 8 месяцев назад

      He deserves it

  • @Hahlen
    @Hahlen 8 месяцев назад +303

    I’ll never forget what Schlatt built that highway through that redlined neighborhood in 1999. Truly devastating to the area’s social capital.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 месяцев назад +7

      they call him schlobert moses

    • @ryankalgreen6184
      @ryankalgreen6184 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@scj6693 or the schlower broker

    • @Theorpo
      @Theorpo 8 месяцев назад +4

      I'll never forget what they did to you on April 14th 1912 And November 21st 1916.

    • @TimeToGetFunkyy
      @TimeToGetFunkyy 8 месяцев назад

      @@Theorpocrazy

    • @Hahlen
      @Hahlen 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Theorpo horrible ship recognition skills. Disgraceful.

  • @alriune
    @alriune 8 месяцев назад +128

    Shoutout to Charborg's Opium Dimension

  • @elyssa_141
    @elyssa_141 8 месяцев назад +68

    14:40 schlatt was too proud for captain saying that

  • @Godkingzeus.69
    @Godkingzeus.69 8 месяцев назад +290

    Barely a minute in and he's already talking about his sweet succulent house

  • @voidsabre_
    @voidsabre_ 8 месяцев назад +42

    20:38 the sync between Schlatt and the video is PERFECT

  • @Jdrrbrifut
    @Jdrrbrifut 8 месяцев назад +98

    I love how schlott actually ranks stuff in theses videos, truly a rankshlott slop chop hot shot of hot schlotts

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 8 месяцев назад +24

    Charborg is easily the best house they went to. The opium farm hidden behind a secret redstone torch placement, and he opens it without them even asking

  • @constellar6330
    @constellar6330 8 месяцев назад +114

    "Stork" acting like an architect just like he did back in the '01 to calculate where the building needes to be hit

  • @firewhite
    @firewhite 8 месяцев назад +54

    I cannot put into words how fucking happy I am to see charborg with schlag

  • @piotrwaniek
    @piotrwaniek 8 месяцев назад +53

    CaptainSparklez and the HOA? Brings a tear to my eye as Ionce again feel the Mianite Season 1 shaped hole in my heart...

  • @Zel-o_o
    @Zel-o_o 8 месяцев назад +33

    0:05 we burped together

    • @Zel-o_o
      @Zel-o_o 7 месяцев назад +2

      epic

    • @VvmpL0re
      @VvmpL0re 5 месяцев назад

      Bro same😭😭

    • @Pacman009
      @Pacman009 4 месяца назад

      Bro same 😭😭

  • @Xx_Goobinator_xX
    @Xx_Goobinator_xX 8 месяцев назад +140

    Captain saying "shit" had me rolling

    • @GPFNT
      @GPFNT 8 месяцев назад +17

      But the captain never swears, so you heard nothing and shouldn’t speak of it ever happening🤐Got it?

    • @seifelden4903
      @seifelden4903 8 месяцев назад +1

      when

    • @Xx_Goobinator_xX
      @Xx_Goobinator_xX 8 месяцев назад

      @@seifelden4903 a few moments after he is first on screen.

    • @Xx_Goobinator_xX
      @Xx_Goobinator_xX 8 месяцев назад

      @@GPFNT gotcha 👍

    • @Mary97574
      @Mary97574 7 месяцев назад +2

      at 1:10 ish? i thought that was mika

  • @vicc557
    @vicc557 8 месяцев назад +7

    the hoa stream was such a creative way for a lot of people to get to know all the sdmp members a bit and see all of their houses, especially with schlatt and captain being the two biggest cc’s on the server. aztro, schlatt, and tucker are my favorite server members, but through this stream, riftskeen is now in my top 5. the duck pond to the beloved mr beast thumbnail part was imo the funniest moment ive ever seen on minecraft.

  • @gg_odyssey
    @gg_odyssey 8 месяцев назад +56

    "Schlatt" actually takes 2 buisness months just to cut minecraft footage

  • @Pygz
    @Pygz 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:53
    “I’m being mur-…”
    “hey schlatt”
    had me dying

  • @CheekyDingo13
    @CheekyDingo13 8 месяцев назад +13

    26:14 Hey ron… Bye ron…
    ron wasn’t having it today.

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 8 месяцев назад +13

    Captain has the chill energy Schlatt needs to not completely turn a server into anarchy

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 8 месяцев назад +15

    "What about opium?" Gets me every time

  • @MildTomfoolery123
    @MildTomfoolery123 8 месяцев назад +11

    Schlungus becoming a brutal authoritarian the moment after starting an HOA is so in character

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 8 месяцев назад +16

    Jawsh is my comfort streamer. Love when he complains
    Edit: what the hell it was actually a setup? They tried to scam him

  • @doubleprimary6811
    @doubleprimary6811 12 дней назад

    Man watching captain as a kid, I never thought he’d be put into a situation like this by a person like shlatt but it’s gold and I love it

  • @FRVST09
    @FRVST09 Месяц назад +3

    19:29
    "Schlatt": sees enderman
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @johnnykiehn1872
    @johnnykiehn1872 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jawsh is genuinely the funniest person on the server. I haven't watched him in years, but his unique blend of talent and humor results in any interaction that he's involved in being funnier.

  • @BigFishZo
    @BigFishZo 5 месяцев назад +3

    As someone who has been watching Path Reacts for 2 years. I was very pleasantly surprised to see them show up here lol.

  • @therealgameromgomg
    @therealgameromgomg 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love that Jared schlatt said on the anthony padilla interview that he hasn't made a video on minecraft in years and then randomly uploads one

  • @smirkyglint5437
    @smirkyglint5437 8 месяцев назад +16

    7.5 inch shaft is a reference to schlatts 7.5m net worth

  • @alextygesen3101
    @alextygesen3101 6 месяцев назад +2

    Charborg having a secret lair in his secret lair is genius

  • @trinix06
    @trinix06 6 месяцев назад

    0:23 Schlatt always picks just the right music/sounds for every moment lmao! This was WAY funnier than it should've been, it just feels so chaotic like we're watching his psyche rapidly spiral into oblivion after it just randomly decided "Aight, I'm done!"😂

  • @LethalGangIsCool
    @LethalGangIsCool 8 месяцев назад +40

    HE SMOKIN POT! 2:21

  • @natereater
    @natereater 8 месяцев назад +4

    Schlatts HOA and Grian's Permit office need to 1v1 for a monopoly on burning complaint forms

  • @MasterOfSmex
    @MasterOfSmex 8 месяцев назад +15

    Shchellt really did grow his bush

  • @commandercody2224
    @commandercody2224 8 месяцев назад +5

    i cant belive you approved a mixed use apartment building. any good self respecting hoa would only allow single family houses in their area

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby 8 месяцев назад +5

    charborg's house was incredible

  • @XXzanll
    @XXzanll 8 месяцев назад +7

    I love (and think about how funny it is) that everyone who places Minecraft (or doesn’t) simultaneously agree that anything that is floating off or build off the side of an edge NEEDS support beams under it even though there is literally no point since gravity doesn’t exist. It’s just law that it needs to be there even if it wastes resources

  • @hiimleala
    @hiimleala 8 месяцев назад +3

    Anyone not notice MrToasten in the background at 1:07 until seeing this clip again now???

  • @Jahahahahahames
    @Jahahahahahames 8 месяцев назад +3

    Being entirely honest. Jchlatts "ranking" videos are my favorite lol

  • @Joshehh
    @Joshehh 8 месяцев назад +35

    the music not fitting is driving me fucking crazy

  • @mannyacuna4760
    @mannyacuna4760 8 месяцев назад +6

    Jawsh's little cottage is so aesthetic

  • @budgetbuilt8838
    @budgetbuilt8838 8 месяцев назад +15

    Sparklez saying, "your what..?" Killed me 😭

  • @firexvii
    @firexvii 8 месяцев назад +2

    schlingus and schlarptain schparkler is a crazy duo i didnt know i needed

  • @nicholasverkennis2337
    @nicholasverkennis2337 2 месяца назад

    Schlango unchained and Jordaimus being homies brings a smile to my face

  • @rockinggamerdude
    @rockinggamerdude 8 месяцев назад +1

    15:27 this is a good example as well as season six Grein base that having a massive build like this, though impressive will never be finished

  • @odysskon8127
    @odysskon8127 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve watched the HOA arc so many times and I still enjoy watching it. This is some peak entertainment.

  • @Market_
    @Market_ 8 месяцев назад +6

    Yet another video titled "RANKING YOUR..." , without a single ranking scale.

  • @TheRedInkling
    @TheRedInkling 8 месяцев назад

    7:35 there are 100 different ways to make a deep whirring sound in order to imitate a spinning blade, and Schlatt picked the correct one

  • @HenryP69
    @HenryP69 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Me and Ron fool around down there."💀

  • @Ron_Junkman
    @Ron_Junkman 8 месяцев назад +1

    Me: *Is named Ron just watching a nice Jschlatt video.*
    The Video: 6:34
    Me: *fucking dyeing*

  • @mimicbeatle5678
    @mimicbeatle5678 Месяц назад

    Hearing tucker’s voice brought me genuine happiness.

  • @genn8062
    @genn8062 8 месяцев назад +3

    We all love Toasten fighting against the HOA

  • @Nislander
    @Nislander 8 месяцев назад +3

    I laughed so hard at the HOA compliant and non compliant signs

  • @Faraway_97
    @Faraway_97 8 месяцев назад +2

    Okay, how in the HELL is Ross everywhere. Whatever Minecraft server video I watch I see RubberRoss there. I'm going crazy

  • @jaewol359
    @jaewol359 8 месяцев назад +3

    Those Ross emotes are nuclear amounts of funny shit had me rolling

  • @RapidSteve
    @RapidSteve 8 месяцев назад +2

    Years later and a jsclatt minecraft video is still a good watch

  • @ryanrouse5590
    @ryanrouse5590 8 месяцев назад +1

    Schlungus really outdid himself here. We’re so proud of him.

  • @gusskilling5362
    @gusskilling5362 8 месяцев назад +1

    never heard more truer words schlagg 0:32

  • @FFalin
    @FFalin 8 месяцев назад +2

    Man if only HOA was like this at my residential area, we have to give them an 80% cut of the stuff

  • @Maongap
    @Maongap 8 месяцев назад +3

    Mikasacus Cant respect the HOA he needs to get kicked out of the server for everyones good

  • @vicc557
    @vicc557 8 месяцев назад +1

    the bible reading playing in the background of charborgs home inspection is taking me out

  • @erica4k
    @erica4k 8 месяцев назад +4

    Schlagg channel has become the new jschlattLIVE channel

  • @JoshucaVA
    @JoshucaVA 2 месяца назад

    Here's my prediction for this video 6 minutes in
    By starting an HOA as a resident, and letting it known, everyone will make complaints to you to get back

  • @lula2477
    @lula2477 3 месяца назад

    “I’M BEING NICE!” Jawsh said calmly.

  • @xSkell0
    @xSkell0 3 месяца назад +1

    1:58 just like on september 11th 2001 8:46 am

  • @jediassassins
    @jediassassins 8 месяцев назад

    Schlage having more sushi after every cut while inspecting Tucker killed me

  • @Hydra1377_
    @Hydra1377_ 4 месяца назад

    4:37 just calusally ignoring the WIERDEST death message I've EVER seen in minecraft

  • @FireFox2313-di6bk
    @FireFox2313-di6bk 8 месяцев назад

    “We’re all friends here” as someone dies 😂 14:19

  • @okaysayan
    @okaysayan 8 месяцев назад +4

    BRO whos adding these over the top sound effects oh my god

  • @lizzy2edgy
    @lizzy2edgy 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love how mere moments into working up the courage to go the Girls club house Sclhart got attacked and died, truly fitting for his fear of women

  • @OmegaMercenary
    @OmegaMercenary 8 месяцев назад +3

    They should do this but with user submitted realms as a one off video

  • @Razeacc
    @Razeacc 8 месяцев назад

    As someone who's not from the west, this video unironically explained to me perfectly what HOAs are, what they do, and why they exist- holy shit.

  • @FRVST09
    @FRVST09 Месяц назад +1

    Thanks for the free house idea, "shatt"

  • @notgaben
    @notgaben 8 месяцев назад +5

    Thanks Clag 7 Inch, really liking this minecraft(?) content!

  • @ventithedrunk9506
    @ventithedrunk9506 6 месяцев назад

    Captain Sparkles the older family friendly brother.
    Schlatt the unhinged younger brother

  • @saya_0358
    @saya_0358 8 месяцев назад +4

    does anyone know the music that plays at 10:15 once captain mentions dandelions are weeds? it also plays at 10:41 !

    • @thermochemist
      @thermochemist 8 месяцев назад

      It's called Lucifers Waltz!
      ruclips.net/video/HVKniuYnPxE/видео.html

  • @Zaxaries
    @Zaxaries 8 месяцев назад

    Charborg feeling the need to renovate his house before the HOA came was hilarious.

  • @eepykaydss
    @eepykaydss 8 месяцев назад +1

    7:35 HELP WTF IS THAT NOISE HES MAKING 😭😭😭

  • @zacharyive1411
    @zacharyive1411 8 месяцев назад +2

    great audio design. maybe could do a bit better with accompanying visual cues (eg 19:30)

  • @t-hizzle2A
    @t-hizzle2A Месяц назад

    Not even joking this is the tamest HOA I’ve ever seen

  • @RenixityAlt
    @RenixityAlt 5 месяцев назад

    Never did I think Schlatt and Charborg would be in the same video together

  • @FabulousCatLover
    @FabulousCatLover 8 месяцев назад

    "here's the thing, im not selling drugs, but i can if you want me to" - Hunter

  • @Stella_Ultima
    @Stella_Ultima 8 месяцев назад

    It took approximately 17 years for this footage to be edited

  • @APumpkinSpie
    @APumpkinSpie 25 дней назад

    i like the part where they rate our cursed builds

  • @Trident_Gaming03
    @Trident_Gaming03 8 месяцев назад

    "I'll watch what I say, since you're family friendly"
    "This makes me wanna become a terrorist"
    Thank you Schlongle, my kids almost combusted

  • @toomuchzelda
    @toomuchzelda 8 месяцев назад

    The bit with the house made of pictures and the fake sports car was hilarious!!

  • @TheExtraEditor
    @TheExtraEditor 4 месяца назад

    1:22 toast in the backround 😂

  • @zaldew
    @zaldew 8 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm not arguing!" Jawsh argued