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It's cus he's like that one teacher and chad and max like the Bart's, he's obviously tired having to deal with them, but when they're tolerable they all have fun
nothin to really feel bad about, he gets to be in a team of awesome people and spend Cold Ones' patreon money on random toys, its a pretty sweet deal honestly
Bro this is definitely one of the funniest episodes in awhile lmao got almost nostalgic vibes jus the randomness and nonsense of it not even the fact that they were sloshed
People forget max has done a lot worse and eaten worse things, in the old youtube days he threw up and literally ate his own vomit he has done a whole lot worse, I think the vid is still up, he eats spaghetti and throws up
I miss how edgy they used to be Chad too in the old days of youtube they did so much dumb shit and it was so funny and painful to watch they did anything for views and did a lot of gross content for shock and humour
its the only channel i watch I'm a chad that turned his life around on time and my best friend is a max they're just too relatable but as if we never changed
The ice cube maker is made out of copper/aluminium because they are good conductors of heat, you're supposed to place your hand on the top so the heat from your hand transfers through the metal and melts the ice cube into the shape. So funny just watching them stare at a hunk of metal
Max and chad will always be the best youtube duo. When they sober Max keeps Chad safe (somewhat). But once they get drunk Chad always the one to tell Max to chill out lol. Love your content Chad its only improved with time. Cold ones has aged like a fine wine.
The little edits on this one had me cackling, just holding on Chad for a little too long, the cut to the overhead where Darcy almost handed him the ramp and he pulls back XD Zade you knocked it out of the park, much love ❤
yeah their upload schedule is like a few weeks at minimum, so you can really tell this video is sort of damage control by uploading it not even three days after the Mr Beast interview
If you want to relive your childhood, you can play the game again. They managed to get the code working around 2,5 - 3 years ago and there are several community servers on which you can play
05:01 She's a raging alcoholic and she's just covering it up, that tries to hide her drinking like me" One shot later: "Maybe we didnt do it right, lets do one more!"
If "special" could be personified, it would be a set of twins named Chad and Max. We love you, lil fellas. I hope Australia has a short waiting list for liver transplants.
the fact max was so insistent on getting a plate for his sandwich was hilarious to me considering the amount of times i've seen the two of them slurp mystery liquids off the floor/table
The entire team is just beyond amazing for these videos man from the amazing editors they’ve had to Darcy Scott cameraman background set designers to who ever manages their finances is just amazing man
I was mid watching the video and I could see how drunk Max was. I thought the video was over but I looked at the time and wasn’t even halfway through the video! So entertaining
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IS THAT CHAD FROM GROG???
when is joji on podcast???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? asking for a friend
finally something to watch while eating
It’s only 34% off for US
I can assure you, Displate will not break like dem plates if dropped.
That mini golf grog logo course is some serious production value.
Sad they gave up on it tho 🥲 Darcy should have known tho they have 0 attention span
They can use it for events now. It won’t go to waste.
@@ErmagerdddrohernnnnAnd they did, they had it out the front of the lads pissa at the most recent grog party
@@Ermagerdddrohernnnn literally Im *sure* it’s main purpose now is as the office toy
yea thats actually fuckin awesome
Man darcy put so much effort into that mini gold course and they just said fuck it 😭😭
Makes you think..
😭😭
Darcy for world emperor
The mini golf course the also had at the PAX pub in 2023
They can use it for events now. It won’t go to waste.
Darcy has been so much more on camera recently and it's so good. The whole team on cold ones are bussin. Bottom text
Darcy is so funny. Love the interactions between him and Max and Chad.
Nah these new episodes are doodoo compared to when they first started
It's cus he's like that one teacher and chad and max like the Bart's, he's obviously tired having to deal with them, but when they're tolerable they all have fun
Funny little twink
The fact Darcy was over the plate bit but then brought it back round just shows the man knows how to make content
my man was clearly a little mad as the sober one on the team then remembered wait this is Cold Ones and just broke one too LMAO
He initiated it by taking maxes plates
I feel so bad for Darcy.
Man puts so much effort into all kinds of games but the boys just discard it more and more the drunker they get.
nothin to really feel bad about, he gets to be in a team of awesome people and spend Cold Ones' patreon money on random toys, its a pretty sweet deal honestly
thats the point
at this point, if he's not expecting that to happen four out of five times, that's on him. darcy's the goat
@@thisbubblygoodness7611 Ya I definitely 😁 agree with you on that
Lets be honest it can't all be ran by darcy
The plate bit actually made me laugh so hard
I had tears in my eyes lol
Im fuckin crying. Max is always smashing shit and bro is just smashing plates
I was just the right amount of high for watching that. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Literally cackling during my lunch at work
Not gonna lie, I seriously LOVE Max and Chad, but the editor is actually the funniest person on the team
The speedrun edit on the sandwich was too good
The editing at the very start is always so overwhelming and like over the top compared to yhe rest whats perfectly donw
Big props to the crew
Underrated star of the show 💯
None of them are funny they've all done godless things behind closed doors they're all objectively satanic and evil
"What if I hit your hand?" 'Funnee??" this is why i watch cold ones
Drunk moment
Notice Chad was holding the can in his right hand and then during the next game Chad has a bandage on his right hand lol
Bro this is definitely one of the funniest episodes in awhile lmao got almost nostalgic vibes jus the randomness and nonsense of it not even the fact that they were sloshed
this totally took me back to 2021 pandemic vibes cuz im laughing so much again
I love the boys, they give me CowChop vibes but new age with OGs
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the production quality of coldones. No sarcasm. Its actually great. Very creative.
From what I’ve seen it’s honestly the best on RUclips
Crazy how drunk max is more observant "maybe drunk people shouldn't be throwing darts at eachother", like yeah maybe they shouldnt 🤔
Then later he swallows a ball and chokes like a child😂
@@stikkippy1481 lmao 🤣. Tomorrow if I have time I'll definitely be watching this 😁
he was only slightly drunk when darts started
People forget max has done a lot worse and eaten worse things, in the old youtube days he threw up and literally ate his own vomit he has done a whole lot worse, I think the vid is still up, he eats spaghetti and throws up
I miss how edgy they used to be Chad too in the old days of youtube they did so much dumb shit and it was so funny and painful to watch they did anything for views and did a lot of gross content for shock and humour
Cold Ones is definitely the channel I look most forward to uploads coming from. Even the worst episode is leagues above many.
RT
Worst episode has gotta be the air fryer one but I'll even rewatch that
Based
@@sneersh9107worst one might be when they were electrocuting a shrimp
its the only channel i watch
I'm a chad that turned his life around on time and my best friend is a max
they're just too relatable but as if we never changed
gotta love how they threw darts at a can chad's holding, then they cut and chad's hand is wrapped
It switches hands too
@@1321Jester pretty sure it's always his right hand
Guess darcy made max confident and he impaled chad with his shitty throw
19:21
LMAO
The ice cube maker is made out of copper/aluminium because they are good conductors of heat, you're supposed to place your hand on the top so the heat from your hand transfers through the metal and melts the ice cube into the shape. So funny just watching them stare at a hunk of metal
9:52 "What if I hit your hand?" "Funny?" Never change Chad, never change.
I love watching 2 aussies get drunk before i sleep
I love watching 2 aussies get drunk after I wake up
I love watching 2 gay men get drunk while I'm at work
I love 2 transgender women get empowered while I'm in school
I love watching 2 gay men
@@lungse.2565 i love watching 2 gay
Chad has had a basic grasp of physics exactly TWO times in the history of Cold ones. Both times involved an inverted bottle inside another drink.
Jimmy Beast
Tony Hawk from skateboarding
thats what im sayin
Crohn’s
Peer Pressure Grog
Jimin Beast
honestly i couldn’t give af what the videos about. the production and personality is phenomenal. so fun to watch.
19:47 The FMA transition cards lmao
Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed 🔥
Wow. Jimmy Beast really had an impact on these great guys!
Oh no, are chad and max going trans and becoming touchers of children?
Ha your a joke
😂😂😂
20:35 maaaan those deadly twister nostalgia vibes with these old sound effects broo.
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THE SFX 💀💀
These are stock sound effects lol
@@cooper54729 yeah they are stock sfx
@@cx3622 not to the real fans
@@cx3622uncultured doesn’t know what deadly twister is☹️
Darcy's dart shot was nuts.
Did you notice Chad had a bandage on his arm in the next bit, I feel like there was a cut scene where he got hit
@@morganlabs2105Oohh I didn't notice until now. That's hilarious
@@morganlabs2105LOL. Genuinely amazing visual joke.
dartcy
I just realized why this is comforting to watch. Mukbang is to eating alone as cold ones is to being drunk by yourself
Dead on accurate, whenever I’m chilling having a few beers cold ones is my go to
Max and chad will always be the best youtube duo. When they sober Max keeps Chad safe (somewhat). But once they get drunk Chad always the one to tell Max to chill out lol. Love your content Chad its only improved with time. Cold ones has aged like a fine wine.
19:40 the fullmetal transition screen was so random but so awesome
Fr
bro thats in alot of anime and disney cartoons
@@blametl4921Yeah, commercial buffers are in most older TV anime but we all know that’s specifically referencing FMAB.
@@blametl4921 yeah but also how cold ones was said In the transition was from fullmetal alchemist
@@intojakku8418 yeah just like recess
Look it's a little fella, a little character
Who is this little guy
Little guy
How do you keep getting that
egg character
Lil dude
2 cold ones videos in just 2 days??? I must be drunk.
Color me surprised cause im actually drunk asf rn. Coincidence? I think not. 🏳️🌈🔥
The thing that sucks is I can't drink to this one... I already drank too much last time.
@@Deja117gotta drink em all
The little edits on this one had me cackling, just holding on Chad for a little too long, the cut to the overhead where Darcy almost handed him the ramp and he pulls back XD Zade you knocked it out of the park, much love ❤
Darcy: smashes plate
Max: I'm so proud of you
Love how it goes from drunken Max throwing darts at a can held by Chad, to Chad now wearing a bandage on that hand 😂😂
The wheel spin sound at 20:35 brought me back
Real
Glad I’m not the only one that realised. That memory came flooding back as well 🥲
Sprinted to the comments as soon as I heard it. Deadly twister 2 was peak baby
Definitely need this after last video
yeah their upload schedule is like a few weeks at minimum, so you can really tell this video is sort of damage control by uploading it not even three days after the Mr Beast interview
@@gumb4ll983 I think so too, I was surprised when they upload this
@@gumb4ll983and it’s working ngl
@@gumb4ll983 how is it damage control
@@verlzon because they don't want to be caught in the crossfire of the controversy
max just throwing a can and then going oh shit I thought it was a dart is the funniest thing ever to me 9:42
Idk. But Max just nonchalantly going "Imma start killing" sent me XD
30:22 i like how they built a holy plateau just for markiplier
the one thing Max cares about and it's made of thick fkn steel/iron lmao
19:42 Fullmetal alchemist. Fullmetal alchemist.
Holy shit someone else got that.
THEY REFERENCED PEAK
Yo legendary
love the editor putting in wizard101 music around 16:30
big W
16:55 max's cheers bonk sound was the funniest unexpected clunking ive ever heard 😂😂😂
19:25 "My subreddit is smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
Max being barely aware during the kraken game is the funniest part of the whole video
Has to be the best/most unexpected sponsor transition I've seen. One of the funniest videos to date, love ya'll
no way they used the lego universe soundtrack at 2:00. That just unlocked a childhood memory
If you want to relive your childhood, you can play the game again. They managed to get the code working around 2,5 - 3 years ago and there are several community servers on which you can play
23:36 PLEASE SOMEONE ANIMATE "I'm just getting sauce, the beans are filtered by the kraken"
The WIZARD101 COMMONS MUSICCCC what? That tripped me out so hard.
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
@@AtticusGrim holy shit! Have you seen this funny character?
peanits
@@KOP900 You're gonna love my nuts
og intro filmed at the end goes hard
0:16 non linear storytelling
Much much better than usual, when Max actually drinks these videos are 10 times better
The Full Metal Alchemist CUT WAS HILARIOUS
Seeing the mini golf course just made me realize this is basically Drunk GMM and I love it
Not the “will it shotgun” bit?
Max almost choking on a yogurt is one of the funniest moments on cold ones
Over the last handful of episodes Chad really has become the sane one and Max really has become the villain. What a turn of events.
the videos with max being noticeably drunker than chad are the best
11:56 gigachad
16:30 who else spotted the wizard101 Commons music
YES! That shit fucking sent me
I was like wtf did I really hear that right and had to go back to check it. Legendary game fr
Hell yes
Thought I was going crazy for a sec, got hit with a wave of nostalgia
Tripped me out i thought my wiz was open rn.
This is the only channel where I don’t skip the sponsored segment, because it is as funny as the video itself.
My two favourite alcoholics are back!! Yippeeee!!!
05:01 She's a raging alcoholic and she's just covering it up, that tries to hide her drinking like me" One shot later: "Maybe we didnt do it right, lets do one more!"
7:10 ruined my evening thanks guys
What the hell happened to Chad's hand right after that dart throw? At 11:14, it's wrapped up. Did they try again and miss???
made me go hehehehe
i think that might be a patreon exclusive bit tho
max saying "this is the only thing i care about" is gold.
If "special" could be personified, it would be a set of twins named Chad and Max. We love you, lil fellas. I hope Australia has a short waiting list for liver transplants.
16:31 the Wizard 101 music lmao
Wow I can't believe Jimmy Beast cancelled these guys in June of 2024
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, I WILL BE CONSUMING AN ENORMOUS ALCOHOL TONIGHT
Yea!!!!!!!
hell yeahhh bortha
Can me get 1 (One) enormous alcohol please
I like the reoccurring theme of destroying plates
23:14 Max and Chad sure have a SPECIAL friendship 😳😳
It's a good day when the cold ones boys blesses us
Radical! However, we'd recommend you set it on the ground. It does come in a cool gadget. Strong use of the backboard clip.
I like all the mini games in this one & you guys should do an entire VR episode involving drinking somehow. Also Darcey the goat
the fact max was so insistent on getting a plate for his sandwich was hilarious to me considering the amount of times i've seen the two of them slurp mystery liquids off the floor/table
honestly so impressive that Max was able to acknowledge how badly he lost in the knight game in that state
20:55 man that sound effect took me back
Lets go Golfing !!!
12:36 Damn the RunnerGuy2489 agdq speedrun reference just brought me back so far lmaooo
The entire team is just beyond amazing for these videos man from the amazing editors they’ve had to Darcy Scott cameraman background set designers to who ever manages their finances is just amazing man
I was mid watching the video and I could see how drunk Max was. I thought the video was over but I looked at the time and wasn’t even halfway through the video!
So entertaining
Damn a quick release for another video cos of the disaster of the mr.beast episode well played max and chad
Thank you Coldones for bringing in Jimmy beast so he can afford his cronh's treatment.
Am I the only one that noticed they edited Darcy face 😂😂😂 11:56
Nah me too haha
max has to be the one person who has made me laugh the most out of the whole crew that "too djkhalhard" bit was so funny
Seriously the editing of these videos is top notch. Noone else is doing this i swear
that grog mini golf is swag
Damn the boys are blessing us this week
26:16 Dorsy saw the chance to beat up Chad
23:35 "The beans are filtered by the kraken" has got to be the best quote ever uttered on Cold Ones
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at an ad plug
Oh man using that AGDQ clip for the sandwich speedrun, thats a deep cut.
The plate bit was a classic example of lasting so long that it becomes funny again
Y'all are pumping out so much content God bless thank you
22:27 the nostalgia from that sound effect they used in that twister punishment video hit me so hard
Guys, could we please please please get just one more video with Ian and George. I promise I'll never ask for anything ever again.
7:00 A strike in bowling is worth 10 + your next 2 throws. It's worth 30 if your next 2 throws are both strikes (10 + 10 + 10), however if your next 2 throws were like 3 and 6 your strike is only worth 19 (10 + 3 + 6). Spares work the same, but for your next 1 throw, capping at 20 points if you land a strike after your spare (10 + 10).
Gonna take an educated guess and say you're into bowling
@@Shuvvl idk if it’s because i’m tired as shit, but that comment made me laugh way too hard
@@melt_brain slap happy
Incredible, inedible
holy shit I couldn't stop laughing with all the plates breaking
20:35 the callback to the deadly twister videos was beautiful
The edits are SO GOOD in this one
26:20 I was surprised he just took the ice ball that just came out of his mouth in hand but then I remembered they made the human cake