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yeah their upload schedule is like a few weeks at minimum, so you can really tell this video is sort of damage control by uploading it not even three days after the Mr Beast interview
Some day all this drinking is really going to catch up to them. And i am absolutely going to encourage them to continue down this destructive path for my entertainment.
13:48 after all that.. “I don’t need the plate” Then 10 seconds later “Can I have a plate?” *I think Darcey and Scott deserve an award of some kind for dealing with this man*
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IS THAT CHAD FROM GROG???
when is joji on podcast???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? asking for a friend
finally something to watch while eating
It’s only 34% off for US
I can assure you, Displate will not break like dem plates if dropped.
Man darcy put so much effort into that mini gold course and they just said fuck it 😭😭
Makes you think..
😭😭
Darcy for world emperor
The mini golf course the also had at the PAX pub in 2023
They can use it for events now. It won’t go to waste.
That mini golf grog logo course is some serious production value.
Sad they gave up on it tho 🥲 Darcy should have known tho they have 0 attention span
They can use it for events now. It won’t go to waste.
Cold Ones is definitely the channel I look most forward to uploads coming from. Even the worst episode is leagues above many.
RT
The thing is they still make great authentic content, almost everyone else makes clickbait fake stuff
Worst episode has gotta be the air fryer one but I'll even rewatch that
Not gonna lie, I seriously LOVE Max and Chad, but the editor is actually the funniest person on the team
The speedrun edit on the sandwich was too good
The editing at the very start is always so overwhelming and like over the top compared to yhe rest whats perfectly donw
Big props to the crew
Underrated star of the show 💯
Jimmy Beast
MR BREAST
Tony Hawk from skateboarding
thats what im sayin
Crohn’s
Peer Pressure Grog
I love watching 2 aussies get drunk before i sleep
I love watching 2 aussies get drunk after I wake up
I love watching 2 gay men get drunk while I'm at work
I love 2 transgender women get empowered while I'm in school
I love watching 2 gay men
@@lungse.2565 i love watching 2 gay
Wow. Jimmy Beast really had an impact on these great guys!
Oh no, are chad and max going trans and becoming touchers of children?
Ha your a joke
Crazy how drunk max is more observant "maybe drunk people shouldn't be throwing darts at eachother", like yeah maybe they shouldnt 🤔
gotta love how they threw darts at a can chad's holding, then they cut and chad's hand is wrapped
It switches hands too
@@1321Jester pretty sure it's always his right hand
Guess darcy made max confident and he impaled chad with his shitty throw
19:21
LMAO
Look it's a little fella, a little character
Who is this little guy
Little guy
How do you keep getting that
egg character
The plate bit actually made me laugh so hard
20:35 maaaan those deadly twister nostalgia vibes with these old sound effects broo.
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THE SFX 💀💀
19:40 the fullmetal transition screen was so random but so awesome
Fr
bro thats in alot of anime and disney cartoons
@@blametl4921Yeah, commercial buffers are in most older TV anime but we all know that’s specifically referencing FMAB.
@@blametl4921 yeah but also how cold ones was said In the transition was from fullmetal alchemist
@@intojakku8418 yeah just like recess
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
@@AtticusGrim holy shit! Have you seen this funny character?
Definitely need this after last video
yeah their upload schedule is like a few weeks at minimum, so you can really tell this video is sort of damage control by uploading it not even three days after the Mr Beast interview
@@gumb4ll983 I think so too, I was surprised when they upload this
I was about to ruin my life by getting wasted today. I needed this distraction. Thanks, bois.
og intro filmed at the end goes hard
Two cold ones videos in just 2 days??? I must be drunk.
Color me surprised cause im actually drunk asf rn. Coincidence? I think not. 🏳️🌈🔥
The thing that sucks is I can't drink to this one... I already drank too much last time.
@@Deja117gotta drink em all
16:30 who else spotted the wizard101 Commons music
YES! That shit fucking sent me
I was like wtf did I really hear that right and had to go back to check it. Legendary game fr
Hell yes
I love how they launched darts at a can Chad was holding, then sliced and wrapped Chad's hand.
they really said “we fell off on that last episode, we gotta come back fast!” lololol
30:22 i like how they built a holy plateau just for markiplier
Wow I can't believe Jimmy Beast cancelled these guys in June of 2024
"What if I hit your hand?" 'Funnee??" this is why i watch cold ones
no way they used the lego universe soundtrack at 2:00. That just unlocked a childhood memory
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, I WILL BE CONSUMING AN ENORMOUS ALCOHOL TONIGHT
Yea!!!!!!!
hell yeahhh bortha
Can me get 1 (One) enormous alcohol please
My two favourite alcoholics are back!! Yippeeee!!!
Lets go Golfing !!!
7:10 ruined my evening thanks guys
Love how it goes from drunken Max throwing darts at a can held by Chad, to Chad now wearing a bandage on that hand 😂😂
Got this vid out real quick to cover up the last one 😂
Y'all are pumping out so much content God bless thank you
0:16 non linear storytelling
26:20 I was surprised he just took the ice ball that just came out of his mouth in hand but then I remembered they made the human cake
Chad has had a basic grasp of physics exactly TWO times in the history of Cold ones. Both times involved an inverted bottle inside another drink.
This is the only channel where I don’t skip the sponsored segment, because it is as funny as the video itself.
that grog mini golf is swag
Has to be the best/most unexpected sponsor transition I've seen. One of the funniest videos to date, love ya'll
Damn the boys are blessing us this week
The wheel spin sound at 20:35 brought me back
That’s not how scoring in bowling works hahahaha
it’s not real/regulation bowling either 😅
scoring in bowling is very easy, all the balls have 3 holes
I like all the mini games in this one & you guys should do an entire VR episode involving drinking somehow. Also Darcey the goat
Some day all this drinking is really going to catch up to them. And i am absolutely going to encourage them to continue down this destructive path for my entertainment.
It's a good day when the cold ones boys blesses us
alright the fma transition was actually gold. Great job!
Incredible, inedible
Seeing the mini golf course just made me realize this is basically Drunk GMM and I love it
Not the “will it shotgun” bit?
Yep this is a good video, right after the beast one too.
The plate smashing and Chad throwing up sent me 💀
Thank you Coldones for bringing in Jimmy beast so he can afford his cronh's treatment.
Max being barely aware during the kraken game is the funniest part of the whole video
Over the last handful of episodes Chad really has become the sane one and Max really has become the villain. What a turn of events.
20:55 man that sound effect took me back
5:41 Australians calling sprite lemonade is insane, these poor people have never actually had lemonade 😭
I guess Australia is one of the countries where the word "lemonade" is synonymous with "soda". It's the same thing in Russia actually
It’s crazy to think I’ve been watching these two for like 10 years or something crazy these guys basically raised me
i already mis karl from karl gummies washing his hands with grog like a sociopath
the plates. my god the plates. i dont know why or how but it absolutely killed me 😂😂
Am I the only one that noticed they edited Darcy face 😂😂😂 11:56
Nah me too haha
holy shit I couldn't stop laughing with all the plates breaking
Video was on 1.25 speed without my interference so I watched a few minutes like the boys are in the rush today huh. Crazy stuff here
Darcy's dart shot was nuts.
Did you notice Chad had a bandage on his arm in the next bit, I feel like there was a cut scene where he got hit
@@morganlabs2105Oohh I didn't notice until now. That's hilarious
Cold Ones Saturday,
Cold Ones on a Saturday,
Saturday Cold Ones
One of these days Darcy is gonna invest in plastic plates for the studio lmfao
You guys make me feel like I have friends, Thank you Max & Chad 🖤
I watched this twice and it's still good!
It’s a 30 minute video uploaded 28 minutes ago and you posted this 4 minutes ago
Bot aids
Bot aids
L Bot
12:36 Damn the RunnerGuy2489 agdq speedrun reference just brought me back so far lmaooo
In a world without alcohol, these dudes would have absolutely 0 content and would be working in regular 9 to 5 jobs. With a healthy liver.
Even though, they both like to open a pokemon packs. 😅
In a world with 0 internet you would have no one to talk to(or in this case, at.)
Max could easily survive off mofoepokemon
@alexwood3446 he would have to remember his password first
Nah max is like the adult version of Ryan's toys or whatever that kids name is lol
Its that time of the month Max and Chad need to hit their sponsor deadlines POG
If it doesn’t work with a Grog, it’s F tier let’s be honest.
“You know what this drinking game is missing? Sharp projectiles that drunk people throw in the direction of their opponent!”
*COLD ONES REAL FANS ARE YOU HERE ?! 💖✨*
You’re telling me a bot has these aids?
I’m waiting till they drink throw up like the old days
I am mr breast fan
dead internet theory
no
OMG, I just got home I've got Macca's and there's new episode of cold ones. Truly blessed moment
I’m Chinese.
thought you were king of thailand
There’s 2 things that are in every Cold Ones video
Max getting wasted to the point of being in a coma
Chad vomiting
Forgot to mention max breaking something
love the editor putting in wizard101 music around 16:30
i hope the editors get fat paychecks, it's so insanely good
The editing on these videos are always spectacular
BRO THE CHRIS SMOOVE LAUGH!!!!!
Gotta love the old Crash Bandicoot crystal collecting sound in the Displate ad
13:48 after all that..
“I don’t need the plate”
Then 10 seconds later
“Can I have a plate?”
*I think Darcey and Scott deserve an award of some kind for dealing with this man*
I wanna play that mini golf course bois
Editing on this video is ELITE. This video editing alone deserves a raise lmao
Drank 2/3rds of a bottle of whiskey straight, and watching the new cold ones on the edge of blacking out.... LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!
I love the plate smashing bit
Paper, scissors, rock? WTAF
The fucking speedrun splits foreshadowing Max breaking a bunch of plates was so perfect
I get so stoked when I see a cold ones post. More than any of the other 100 channels I'm subbed to
"It doesn't taste any touchbuds" is hilarious
Quality ad, nothing but the best from these guys since 2015
I straight up needed this ep today thank you boyos
16:39 I like how Chad has just entirely given up on dealing with Max cheating.
The way the editing makes me have actual flashbacks to 2010 is crazy to me. Like the songs, the wii noises, the vibes.
why the chris smoove laugh LMAO
16:31 the Wizard 101 music lmao
No plates were harmed in the making of this video, it's all sugar glass
Max inhaling yogurt made me cry 😂
max is a comedy machine god this video was so funny
Darcey’s out here saving lives
Zade was cooking on this vid. Editing is insanely good.