Over the course of Darcy joining, we’ve gotten to see him grow a lot which is super awesome. He used to be seem relatively camera shy and didn’t know what he could get away with saying, and what he could, but now he’s brilliant. Great job Darcy.
8:48 the part where the cactuses are just screaming in horror as their bodies are strewn across the ground made me burst out laughing in a silent classroom. worth it.
when he immediately says "I'm swallowing that" after seeing the tiny camera his tone sounds so remorseful, like he wishes he didn't have to swallow it, but he knows there's no way he can stop himself from doing it.
Yo for the failed robot, im like 1000% sure you can find someone to modify it to be programmed to follow a path system, then convert the holding space into a mini cooler so you got a robot grog server
@@Mexiturtle345 i've never understood why he's such a pussy when it comes to electricity but how with anything else he's probably about as insane as steve-o
I always root for Chad to win any challenge since Max wins them so easily. But now after seeing him win the water gun fight, I understand why he was nerfed to rarely win anything.
I swear that max and chad are the example of a toddler in a grown man's body. Poruing food over themselves, swallowing small objects, hitting each other's faces with water guns, smashing toys on the floor and table breaking them for no reason. It's unreal.
14:57 I love this type of stuff. You dont knwo how nice it is until you have it. The ability to pause literally any drink and come back at any time. Soda, beer, I use re-usable corks for glass bottles for cola an stuff. It means you no longer feel obligated to drink more than you need because you know it wont ever go flat.
from the last week i have watch 30+ of ur vids from trying drinks around the world 1and 2 and videos from 2 years ago and honestly its been amazing my recommended is always filled with you and its great
Nah seeing max’s facial expression after getting shot in the face followed by “I’m gonna take your f***ing retina out” I’d be horrified if I was Chad 💀
If I were you guys I would use the tiny rc cars as an ad campaign where you drive around grog cans in miniature environments along with new cool shirts merch and plushies
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Put respect on Darcy for trying to set up a bit with the cacti. My guy needs a raise
Haha he blew his raise on the robot that doesn't robot
The cactus also plays music btw
YES! 69 People liked my post!! ohhh yeah...
@@NigelAnderson-iu2bs no they liked your reply to a comment, not a post
Its so funny I was dying when chad activated them all
Editors so good at their job. I can’t tell what’s real and fake for the whole first 4 minutes
EXACTLYYY
Same reason I hate it, it's overdoing it. Couldn't tell if the sound of dancing cactuses was real or edited (likely edited).
@@laden6675 Dude those things sound demonic, you just if you get a feedback loop going, eventually it just devolves into hellish sounds
@@laden6675 nu uh
I agree it's crazy but bit overdone
Over the course of Darcy joining, we’ve gotten to see him grow a lot which is super awesome. He used to be seem relatively camera shy and didn’t know what he could get away with saying, and what he could, but now he’s brilliant. Great job Darcy.
than the bastard blew 4k on robot that doesn't work.
@@ktrn6713thats content baby
he is good at what he does fr and its admirable
Darcy is a good dude he’s keeping the toddlers in check
8:48 the part where the cactuses are just screaming in horror as their bodies are strewn across the ground made me burst out laughing in a silent classroom. worth it.
I wanna talk to you ❤️.
Bro listen to it on 0.25 speed instead. It LEGIT sounds like a horror movie soundtrack fam
@@somethingisshadyaboutthis9155😂
I love Darcey's confidence recently; we actually see his personality now lol
I can't believe he got fired and replaced by a robot. sad world we are living in mate
Ok
I believe in Scott supremacy
@@connordelaney6254 tjsts facz
He’s getting too confident. No chance he’s not embezzling
If Darcy hadn't stopped Max, he definitely was going to swallow that camera and watch it go down😂😂
certified toddler moment
Lol 😆
when he immediately says "I'm swallowing that" after seeing the tiny camera his tone sounds so remorseful, like he wishes he didn't have to swallow it, but he knows there's no way he can stop himself from doing it.
Yo for the failed robot, im like 1000% sure you can find someone to modify it to be programmed to follow a path system, then convert the holding space into a mini cooler so you got a robot grog server
Totally. Worst case it doesn't work so.... New potted plant
i agree! we need to see the robot be revived!!! ^w^
@@mikayla_collie We need to fight for a robot revival
@sleepyebbie2267 yes! Absolutely! I agree! :3
give it to michael reeves
Hahah, i'm the guy at the end using the tiktok gun!!!😂
Didnt expect appearing on your video being a fan of yours...
fkng lov u guys❤
Cool bro
@@austins.2495 thnx buddy!
I have pirate aids
Faaaak te amo Ratta
How much the CCP pay you boy
The editing is honestly top teir in these videos. Even the subtle things for fans such as the "I have water aids" subtitle. Its just perfect 😂
Thought the same lol
The only duo more iconic than Max and Chad is Max and the fear of electric shocks
bro will eat plastic and chinese cancer strofoam, but is afraid of a tiny little shock
if ur wondering why Max is afraid of electro shocks, it's cuz he has ptsd from the filthy frank vid with idubbbz with a shock collar
@@John-Xa true classic
@@Mexiturtle345 i've never understood why he's such a pussy when it comes to electricity but how with anything else he's probably about as insane as steve-o
Darcy is becoming such a solid addition to the videos love his personality rn
8:30 all that work just for Chad to say the least funny thing imaginable must have been crushing 😭💀
6:51 When Max said he hated the subtitles, I felt that. I did too.
Heckin rude.
BAHAHAHA
It’s called the “redditard language”
@@CliffBurtonRules2 it’s called the owo uwu cute language
Not even 5 minutes in and Max is already covered in milk and cereal
Shit got me rolling
@@dantechatterton-armstrong2262 a goron said this
Max and Chad never fail to fill us up to the brim with their content
max and chad never fail to fill me up with their long content
Jesus Christ get a new joke
Ok
@@NoooiiiissseeeNo
@@dafuzzbear7711 Imagine being proud of being an NPC your whole life lmao
Max's tipsy hysterical laughter always puts a smile on my face
Darcy should remain as a long term side character always cool to see the guys behind the scenes having fun too.
Love how Darcy cares for the special men
I always root for Chad to win any challenge since Max wins them so easily. But now after seeing him win the water gun fight, I understand why he was nerfed to rarely win anything.
lmfaooooo @ 4:35
"can you not like.... build this for us or something"
"well I did... ya fucker"
LMAOOO
love how max was a cohost and now hes one of my favorite parts of this show
8:37 *THE SCREAMS OF HELL*
Torture at its finest
17:39 "nah this is fucked up, im seeing the back of my own head" got me cracking
3 Cold Ones videos in the past 3 weeks?!! Mr Beast is real!!! My prayers have been answered!!!
Those tiny rc cars with the cameras look like so much fun I’m actually going to order some 😂
let me know how it goes, I want to order so bad 😂
If you find where to get them from lmk
Where do you find them
As a Darcy myself, I have to give credit to the amount of effort Darcy puts into these videos. Truly inspiring stuff.
8:39 the cold ones made murder a group of singing cacti while they scream
Cold Ones has been giving like old school achievement hunter vibes for me lately haha. Keep it up boys.
Ikr its so good
when the mini cacti started screaming when Max was slashing is sword had me dying hahahaha
That sword made this video so much better 😂
"who the fuck eating cereal in the car"
dennis from always sunny would like to have a word
8:26 LMFAO OUT OF EVERYTHING HE COULD’VE SAID💀💀💀
I swear that max and chad are the example of a toddler in a grown man's body. Poruing food over themselves, swallowing small objects, hitting each other's faces with water guns, smashing toys on the floor and table breaking them for no reason. It's unreal.
Max needing adult guidance is the best thing about this channel.
Lol yep 😅
Chad looked genuinely upset at how much that robot cost lmao
I would be terrified if I was Darcy 😂
14:57 I love this type of stuff. You dont knwo how nice it is until you have it. The ability to pause literally any drink and come back at any time. Soda, beer, I use re-usable corks for glass bottles for cola an stuff. It means you no longer feel obligated to drink more than you need because you know it wont ever go flat.
So many good moments in this one. Max pouring milk and cereal all over his face was probably my favorite
The dynamic between them all is so good I feel this is gonna be the best year of cold ones yet
Darcy fighting for his life in this video 😂
Best video, definitely have watched all of it already on 30x speed
Max always managing to find a way to eat something in every video is hilarious to me😭 of COURSE he would eat the plastic bag that contains the cereal
Yep lol 😅
16:26 the maniacal laughter kills me
16:40 That can is still there, 11 months later guys.
That bit with the Cactii had me laughing hysterically. My sense of humour is fucked.
If you could hack that robot to be remote controlled, it'd make an excellent "mobile ice bucket" for grogs
Australia needs to make their motto "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" already
16:43 Max’s dead eyed smile kills me
I'm majoring in electrical engineering if you want someone to fix up the robot for y'all, or at the very least make it remote controlled or something
5:06 The metal gear rising music is top tier lol
All the things Max puts in his body in these videos and he's worried about a novelty electricity toy 😂
3:02 YOU DID NOT JUST DROP SUBWAY SURFERS YOU DIRTY DAWGS, props to editors as always
5:25 - When max goes NOOO with the flying boss 😂
Had me dying
I wanna talk to you ❤️
rip chad. fly high king 🕊
these editors need a raise lmfao
i cant stop laughing max being the weird kid eating "the skin" aka PLASTIC BAG on the bus 4:17 fucking brilliant edit
Max cutting down the screaming cacti 🌵 destroyed me lol
Max’s willingness to get insanely messy instantly always impresses me.
Literally all that alarm clock needs to be an actual good product is to start making the coffee 5 minutes before the alarm is set to go off
idk, in that case I feel like I'd burn myself if I tried to switch it off
that would probably wake you up too so it's a bonus.@@juliamavroidi8601
the thing is 99% of coffee makers already have a alarm setting that brews at a certain time, it's just a shitty mr coffee
Ah yes, malfunction and you wake up to burnting hot water on your face
@@honkycat5442 damn really I want one
I love them, the whole crew. Yall are great, and your content is GREATLY appreciated!
You're telling me a shrimp electrocuted this man?
Toddler when they see small objects: 17:10
from the last week i have watch 30+ of ur vids from trying drinks around the world 1and 2 and videos from 2 years ago and honestly its been amazing my recommended is always filled with you and its great
Max slaughtering screaming cacti with a katana while Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 music plays in the background goes hard
8:48 this exact scene is why I’m putting this on for my mother to see later. Bless you.
the glass over the rc car like a spider was a stroke of genius
Nah seeing max’s facial expression after getting shot in the face followed by “I’m gonna take your f***ing retina out” I’d be horrified if I was Chad 💀
3:14 Dennis Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
the amount of earthbound/mother songs in this video makes me so happy. pollyanna goes hard
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed!
If I were you guys I would use the tiny rc cars as an ad campaign where you drive around grog cans in miniature environments along with new cool shirts merch and plushies
That thumbnail is amazing - its like an old horror VHS cover! It needs to be a print!
I love that cold ones spirals into chaos every episode
Im not even joking you give Michael Reeves 10 minutes with that robotic storage thing and it'll work in Australia
Imagine living a long, quiet life as a prawn and then ending up skewered on an electric kids toy by a couple of drunks
FYES!! I really like how they bring back the good old times of yt! Max and Chad didn't changed at all!
3:35
"Fuck thats such a tiny hole.
I cant noscope it in"
Absolutely gold.
1:27 Max bolted so fast as soon as it started 😂
The milk en cereal part of Max made me cry of laughter
Water gun instructions: “do not shoot at faces”, Max and Chad, shoots at faces… 😂 cannot be trusted ahahaha!
10:40 chad describing subway surfers like a strategy game is so fucking funny
21:32 "Chequen"
-Max 2023
After reading that title I'm surprised you didn't have to tie max up in chains to get him to do this vid
7:14 is some great foreshadowing
Today I started watching cold ones and i love you guys
Max is the reason small toys have warnings saying not to swallow
18:42 genuinely a fun asthetic. Could be turned into a music video.
Agreed! Lo-fi/phonk vibes
@@JJ_0134late 90s style horror core definitely.
Chad never fails to put an obese smile on my face
3:54 "Here ya go gEnIuS..." 😂😂😂😂😂
It's super nice seeing Darcy a lot more!! ❤❤
8:48 The screaming noise with it had me in tears.
Their studio filming sessions are amazing
5:12 can we just take a second to apricate Chad's epic block there?
We are four minutes into a video and Max has already coated himself in milk
The insane part is why didnt the coffee maker just start the process five minutes before the alarm
How am I just finding this channel?? This is awesome
9:30 imagine stealing a cop's gun with this
I'm sure you most likely have a fan out there that would be able to take off the region lock.
Thank you max and chad for being another reason beside my dog Posto, why i don't kms
Its kinda mad that i was 13 watching maxmofoe now im 24 n watching cold ones oh love how we have grown up 😂😂❤
This is exactly the right level of madness.