I love how new-age cold ones is just a high-concept, belligerently drunk, and feverish product review channel now. Top 5 channels of all time for me honestly
Max: recoils from a sip of a normal drink with a bit of egg in it Also Max: downs a concoction of eggs liquor and powdered energy drink without any physical reaction
For all the people that are not from Tilburg or the entirety of the Netherlands: Schrobbelèr is a spice-bitter from Tilburg. It’s relatively sweet, and it tastes more or less like cough-syrup.
@@lc9072 dude i have adhd, the point is adhd cant be blamed for our behavior, it isnt an excuse, you still have control over your actions. max just carried out all his thoughts as soon as they come to mind.
@@GrayLily. omg someone on the internet that have adhd and don't brag about how they can use it as their excuse for every dumb/just plain out shit things they do?! what kind of timeline I'm living in
@@nija-o-yama9028 Dude I watched something years ago like decade ago of Max and this person had him eat this horrendous burger . Legit I almost got sick watching it Lmfao. Was so many yrs ago now crazy !
I was having anxiety and couldn’t sleep and i swear your guy’s videos make me laugh so much i forget about everything and fall straight to sleep anytime. Thanks for the content boys, Love you all
I love the irony that the vid titled ‘cheap garbage’ has like 90% of its items work as marketed as opposed to both the kitchen products and as seen on tv items which almost never worked. Great vid + editing as always, boys
Just want to point out the hand thing is not for assistance picking things up, it's actually for physical therapy, for people that have had bad hand injuries and need to make sure their fingers don't atrophy or lose dexterity.
I completely shattered every bone in my hand, I had 27 different breaks and had to get surgery, if I had this fucking tool I'd probably have cut the time it took to get the use of my hand back by two thirds
@@richyket661 Pain with fingers are really bad, the res just SO many nerves. I broke a collar bone, and it hurt when it happened,but was fine the next day, but fingers... That's very different!
@@dylanmonstrum1538 To be fair I think that guy was joking, tearing off half your fingernail (which I have done) I'd wager is not quite as bad as 27 different breaks in a shattered hand (which I have not done) ;')
How many decades do you guys think will pass until they look back at their videos and just go “holy shit what is this? What the hell were we thinking?!” Gotta love it
Max’s screams of terror will always make me crack a smile no matter how bad my day has been. Thank you cold ones for making everything just a little more bearable
Okay, the mug pill is the same technology they use in college labs to stir chemical mixtures. Gotta give them props, that combo actually makes a ton of sense.
only really used if you want to continuously stir a mixture over an extended period of time, using it in a mug is novel i guess but a spoon will do it 10x faster and easier
The drink in the video is actually a herbal liqueur made in the city of Tilburg in the southern part of the Netherlands. It's called Schrobbelèr and it's drunk a lot there during carnaval. I was pretty suprised to see it in a cold ones video!
Waarschijnlijk gestuurd door een Nederlandse abonnee. Ze krijgen drank van over de hele wereld toegestuurd volgens mij. Goed om te zien dat ze het lekker vonden. Ik deel die mening :)
12:48 That pill thing is a magnetic stir bar (works by having a second magnet in the container that is being spun by a motor causing the stir bar spin), quite common in chemistry for mixing various chemical mixtures at a consistent speed over longer periods of time. Interesting implementation in the product
My dad has an auto magnetic mug and his obsessed with it. he uses it everyday for his coffees and when he first got it he was telling everyone how he didn’t need a spoon to stir his coffee’s anymore, he was so proud of himself 😂
The most alarming thing in this video is you guys watching a cup of coffee be made with AN EGG in it and saying nothing, I had to rewatch the clip to make sure I wasn't going nuts @ 12:45
honestly this video made me wish they had links to these products (well probably some better alternative) because the stuff to chop things looked pretty useful actually
Growing up I had something similar to the “automatic mug”. It was marketed as a chocolate milk maker and did the same thing, expect it was clear so it made a little tornado in the glass when you turned it on.
I swear the editing on y’all’s videos is the best I’ve seen and they’re super funny. A lot of other RUclipsrs have lame looking editing but I really enjoy yalls.
The face of terror of EVERYONE. They didn't even showed the studio but you could feel the absolute panicked silence everyone went into the moment he said that and Chad noticed, everyone did. ...like, it obviously was a joke, but for a moment there everyone was thinking how to take him to the ER or make him vomit it out fast 🤣
5:01 yes as an american i did at least twice a week. mind you it wasnt a whole potato nor even half but as a snack while my mom was peeling potatoes for dinner, shed chop off a chunk for me and my brothers and wed munch on it. was really good if i remember, its been almost 19 years since ive had that experience lol
Literally not good to eat raw potatoes lol, this guy is bonkers. Also when Max laughs so hard at the AirPod speaking Mandarin. Unreal. I love this shit hahaha
@@alrightalright4585 people also did cocaine and drank mercury, doesn't mean it's good to do so. It's not THAT bad but they can just fuck up your stomach, diarrhea, etc
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Don't read Deez
@@lizzylizzy1676 Deez what?
HOW IS THIS 17 HOURS AGO?
@@brandonsethlaster6793 IT'S not
LET'S GOOOOOO NEW COLD ONES BABYYYYYYYY IT'S HERE
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
Just a cool little guy !!
He’s a cool little fella
Yeah, but have you seen this guy right here? Got sunglasses on.
I can hear Chad doming you over the internet
@@GarrettPDGA sounds like a cool little fella
You guys should do an episode buying food from people on Facebook marketplace, the content it would make... beautiful.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo don't f.u.c.k.i.n.g comment on this channel mate!
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won't
I'd like to see them do it in Australia and then Florida
full on facebook marketplace adventure, first they buy outfits of the market, then a car or something and then produce
PhilipSoloTV did a few videos like that and they were fire, definitely a good suggestion
4:28 ive binged like 20 cold ones episodes this week and theyve done this lady and the tramp bit 3 separate times 😂
Was just thinking that i just saw this lol
I love how all of them semi-worked and they were so disappointed that they all worked properly that they just start breaking them.
because destroying perfectly working items is so funny, hahahahahaha
@@Inexpressable i dont care for your attitude
@@Inexpressable I honestly cringe at these videos sometimes
@@Itchyboy_ I don't care for your childishness
@@Itchyboy_ this mf listens to Travis Scott. your opinion ain't shit
you really went and picked the shittiest rappers to listen to hahahahaha
I love how new-age cold ones is just a high-concept, belligerently drunk, and feverish product review channel now.
Top 5 channels of all time for me honestly
Well said, def top 3 for me
Don't forget the top teir editing that holds it all together
ok
Good mythical morning on crack
@@kazujaja yeah the editing on the videos slaps 👌🏽 10/10
Max: recoils from a sip of a normal drink with a bit of egg in it
Also Max: downs a concoction of eggs liquor and powdered energy drink without any physical reaction
he use to do worse with his old crew if you look into his past 🤣🤣
@@josecastro1016 Oh I know, trust me I know XD
I love how if Max is pissed enough he tries to eat everything that is even slightly edible.
Well he almost ate a SpongeBob DVD once
Also anything that's not edible
@@caspay21 is that a real thing? Ubran dictionary didnt have it
For all the people that are not from Tilburg or the entirety of the Netherlands:
Schrobbelèr is a spice-bitter from Tilburg. It’s relatively sweet, and it tastes more or less like cough-syrup.
It tastes a bit like Jägermeister, but also not. It's not too bad with red bull..
Fuck Schrobbeler, Joppiesaus is king
@@haminacan its SHIT
We drink it every friday at the VrijMiBo after work.
Tilburg represent
Max swallowing a magnet, then drinking from a cup that has a magnet in it is probably the most dangerous thing I've seen them do on cold ones so far.
Straight up. Two magnets inside you is not optimal.
@@remobrown9011 yeah it is kids try it
Attention
Children of all ages
Swallowing magnets is lit
Swallow one magnet for poggers
Swallow the second magnet afterwards for epicness
Swallowing magnets is the fastest way to get HUGE PP
We literally had a kid whose brother fed him magnets in pediatric surgery and the kid almost died from peritonitis.
This is the healthiest episode ever. Max definitely got his weekly veggies.
egg is da veggie?
@@Bungadood yes
He swallowed a magnet, definitely not the healthiest 🤣🤣
Eeh... *Akchulley* 🤓... Eating a raw potato is *fucking dangerous,* you can get fever from it, but your point is still valid.
weekly?
Max is the human equivalent of an intrusive thought
It's called ADHD. This is our reality
@@lc9072 dude i have adhd, the point is adhd cant be blamed for our behavior, it isnt an excuse, you still have control over your actions. max just carried out all his thoughts as soon as they come to mind.
@@GrayLily. ummmmm. Ok.
@@GrayLily. omg someone on the internet that have adhd and don't brag about how they can use it as their excuse for every dumb/just plain out shit things they do?! what kind of timeline I'm living in
@@lc9072 nah it’s just who he is idk why you would say that. Not all adhd people like that
max cant help himself but to devour the most foul things in sight immediately
The man ate hair cake....he's no stranger to eating the most nastiest shit ever
committed to the bit
It seems the secret to making these guys happy is any device that turns vegetables into thin strings.
also alcohol
those pills that do the automatic stirring in the mugs are called stir bars, they're used in chemistry for things that need to be stirred for a while
Except they’ve charged ridiculous prices for a magnetic stirrer and a mug*
do they stir while in the stomach too? :^)
@@sorsu ye i eat all my food whole then throw one of those bad boys in. It helps with digestion too
the eggshell was the stir bar, good e'nuff;
I believe they're called spinny wing ding pillies. Nice try though.
because of people like max, every tiny thing has written on: dont swallow and keep away from kids
Great work Max and Chad, keep it up!
- Matt and Ryan
Aye
Ay it's the funny men
Hey girls
Nice comment Matt and Ryan!
Ratio
I like how it's fine for Max to have eaten his own vomit mixed with whatever HTB made but a raw potato is just to far
not to mention the time he ate clay
The ramen off and hair cake will forever haunt me
@@nija-o-yama9028 he’s built a tolerance, he’s getting stronger
@@nija-o-yama9028 Dude I watched something years ago like decade ago of Max and this person had him eat this horrendous burger . Legit I almost got sick watching it Lmfao. Was so many yrs ago now crazy !
ok
I was having anxiety and couldn’t sleep and i swear your guy’s videos make me laugh so much i forget about everything and fall straight to sleep anytime. Thanks for the content boys, Love you all
Nah because I do this too😭😭
I love the irony that the vid titled ‘cheap garbage’ has like 90% of its items work as marketed as opposed to both the kitchen products and as seen on tv items which almost never worked. Great vid + editing as always, boys
These would get 400000 on shark tank fr
mfw im a Chinese shill
@@sanakimchi88 idk man those chinese dudes was cookin hard on this episode
Name a more iconic qoute than Chad's "MY YEEZYS MANE" you can't. Unless you bring up Max's little fella
see? it got sunglasses onn
my name is chef
What about the classic.. "My name is Deez"
i have aids
Look at that funny little character
I come back to this every once in a while just to hear Max laugh at the giant Airpod speaking Chinese
Was looking for this comment 😂
come back and rewatch this right now its great
@@syok1107 you were right
@@JumpHigherVA the audio sample couldn't have been any better, it's like the most chinese sounding sentence ever lol have a great weekend brother.
@@syok1107 hey you do the same bro! 🤘
Just want to point out the hand thing is not for assistance picking things up, it's actually for physical therapy, for people that have had bad hand injuries and need to make sure their fingers don't atrophy or lose dexterity.
I completely shattered every bone in my hand, I had 27 different breaks and had to get surgery, if I had this fucking tool I'd probably have cut the time it took to get the use of my hand back by two thirds
Like dr strange
@@dylanmonstrum1538 Broke my finger nail down the middle once. I know your pain man, it gets better
@@richyket661 Pain with fingers are really bad, the res just SO many nerves. I broke a collar bone, and it hurt when it happened,but was fine the next day, but fingers... That's very different!
@@dylanmonstrum1538 To be fair I think that guy was joking, tearing off half your fingernail (which I have done) I'd wager is not quite as bad as 27 different breaks in a shattered hand (which I have not done) ;')
max: *has a tiny sip of egg coffee and cringes*
also max: *sculls whatever concoction he made*
@mikea hiooi He's been pavlov trained by vomit cake
@@Vaporvision and hair cake
It wasnt coffee it was hot water and egg
@@laffndthe coffee part was referring to chads drink, which had coffee.
Max subbed the instant coffee for gamersupps, but the op was not wrong
@@itsOZone oh ok
“raw potatoes contain lectins, an antinutrient present in all raw plants, which can cause stomach upset, diarrhea, and other gastrointestinal issues.”
Max: "Are they gonna put a human child on there?"
Chad: "That would be so great."
😂😂
15:02
At this point I truly believe max is capable of consuming almost any substance known to man
we knew that already when a certain trilogy appeared on youtube ;)
Except meat!
@@detectfevi Clearly a natural weakness implemented to prevent him from consuming mankind in it’s entirety
@RepZy SyZoth hey everyone, Shoenice again, i have mega hyper death aids
He 100% swallowed the magnet bar lmao
The more and more cold ones videos come out, Chad is actually the voice of reason.
I really like this show
COOL
COOL
Nice good working
i like it
Nice
YES THEY GOT THE SCHROBBLER, I SEND THAT SHIT OUT MONTHS AGO!!!
TILBURG!!
Ah yes, schrobblecock
so you're the guy every Netherland fan is talking about in the comments lol.
How many decades do you guys think will pass until they look back at their videos and just go “holy shit what is this? What the hell were we thinking?!” Gotta love it
Max’s screams of terror will always make me crack a smile no matter how bad my day has been. Thank you cold ones for making everything just a little more bearable
Hope you be having a good one mate
Max is like the adult version of a baby, he will stick anything in his mouth.
ayo
that's mad
Ayye yo
@@premieresteak2189 Ayo 😂
😈
actual props to the cold ones auditors and obviously another banger from max and chad
Bro cold ones got audited 💀
The books are definitely cooked
@@Shaun18244 a reference to the song Big Weekend by Fairbrother.
-I'm a bot and this message has been generated by an egg with sunglasses on.
Hope they had no issues during the audit
@@Shaun18244 LMAOO
6:01 this moment was perfect
I'm just now noticing Max getting frightened by the "boo" the editor added in the cup at 13:18
4:51 wow this text takes me back to watching movies and seeing the anti piracy ads. crazy nostalgia
This video really should just be called “Max and Chad accidentally reviewing Assistive Technology”
Okay, the mug pill is the same technology they use in college labs to stir chemical mixtures. Gotta give them props, that combo actually makes a ton of sense.
only really used if you want to continuously stir a mixture over an extended period of time, using it in a mug is novel i guess but a spoon will do it 10x faster and easier
Literally anything: **exists**
Max: **nom**
The drink in the video is actually a herbal liqueur made in the city of Tilburg in the southern part of the Netherlands. It's called Schrobbelèr and it's drunk a lot there during carnaval. I was pretty suprised to see it in a cold ones video!
Ik dacht al die fles komt bekend voor
GEKOLONISEERD
Did a work placement in some place called Zwolle like 10 years ago, i knew I recognised this bottle
Ah yes, schrobblecock
@@Rowey cobblestone babadook
The editing is absolutely insane this episode, hilarious as always
This channel has really gotten a lot funnier, the editing humor they put on every video is hilarious. Keep it up guys🤙
Exactly! Max and Chad are a great comedic duo by themselves, but Prezoh their editor ties the whole thing together so well.
Ight nevermind this wasn’t edited by Prezoh, I’m a ding dong
IMO this episode was edited a bit over the top. Doesn't have Prezoh's artistic touch.
*The ETERNAL GOD would do anything for you!! Even out of love for you he went to the cross as a human!!* Philippians 2:5-8
Chad's getting slimmer and he's slowly generating that drunk abusive dad energy now.
I am convinced that max is a genetic experiment considering how powerful his digestive system is.
Hey, it’s ColdOnes from Max and Chad!
Glad to have you guys still making content after all these years, thanks for the laughs m8s!
How did they even get the Schrobbeler? It's only sold in a small part of the Netherlands.. Glad to hear they found it "perleasant"
I was really surprised when I saw it, but it's great to see they enjoyed it!
yeah i was suprised that they had it too
Waarschijnlijk gestuurd door een Nederlandse abonnee. Ze krijgen drank van over de hele wereld toegestuurd volgens mij.
Goed om te zien dat ze het lekker vonden. Ik deel die mening :)
ik had een fles gestuurd toen ze die p.o. box opende. nooit vewacht terug te zien
@@istochzo ik had er een naar ze gestuurd toen ze die p.o. box opende
Max saying 'What was that?' and Chad just staring in shock... these dudes honestly 😂
12:48 That pill thing is a magnetic stir bar (works by having a second magnet in the container that is being spun by a motor causing the stir bar spin), quite common in chemistry for mixing various chemical mixtures at a consistent speed over longer periods of time. Interesting implementation in the product
Chem 101 enjoyer
@@GustyWizard so much so I got my whole degree in it 😃
Hope Chad recovers from covid soon so we can see them overdose on alcohol once again
the editing on this one goes crazy, i mean they're all incredible but this feels next level
Hey, it's Chad and Max from coldones!!
No its not
Hope this blows up for some reason lol
Funny little characters
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Not gonna
its chad from joji
Max complaining about chad breaking something is too good
My dad has an auto magnetic mug and his obsessed with it. he uses it everyday for his coffees and when he first got it he was telling everyone how he didn’t need a spoon to stir his coffee’s anymore, he was so proud of himself 😂
Them being impressed by the food processing gear is super wholesome and cute lol.
The most alarming thing in this video is you guys watching a cup of coffee be made with AN EGG in it and saying nothing, I had to rewatch the clip to make sure I wasn't going nuts @ 12:45
Egg coffee is an actual thing, it has a somewhat custard-y texture
@@billjenkins302 wonder what the first person to try it was thinking at the time lmao
Egg coffee is real and it is yum, but don't use the white part of the egg, just yolk
"Lets test how flammable it is"
Mofoe- "AHHHHHHH" while running away was made me acrually laugh
3:05 That was the coolest magic trick I've ever seen. It reminds me of a funny looking character with glasses on it
I like how of all the things they review, they are really amazed at kitchen appliances that cut stuff.
When max said lemme getchu with this and smiled I knew it was over for chad 🤣🤣😭😭 that had my crying
I have to say, max and chads intros always walk the line of casual all the way to the pinnacle of rap culture like this example. Pure Geniuses
5:35 This is the most in depth edit I’ve ever seen in my life😂😂
I love how Chad's instinct with the giant Airpod is to smash it against the table as hard as he can
At 13:18 The boo in the mug being the reason max yelled had me dying!!!
The deranged ferocity with which Max consumes anything and everything that seems relatively consumable is terrifying.
The editing for these episodes are always top tier 👌
Gay Prezoh is doing his best.
Like the split second shredding with the vegetable thingy :D I love that shit
thanks for the kind words
@@Gomii me and my friend cry laughing sometimes just bc of those little edits that catch you off guard
@@Gomii WE LOVE YOU, KING! WE SHALL SERVE YOU VALIDATION ON A SILVER PLATTER!
16:10 "Harry Potter catching the Golden Snitch"-
honestly this video made me wish they had links to these products (well probably some better alternative) because the stuff to chop things looked pretty useful actually
Watching Max drink that whole cup isn’t even the worst thing I’ve seen him put into his body
Itrs like a completely fine normie do you dare drinking that drink. Its what, alcohol, coffee, egg gamer supps and water
The cleaning genie was great 15:27
Channels like this are why kids idolise being a RUclipsr like imagine this being your life
Make more podcast episodes guys that shit slaps so hard, the best thing to listen to at work.
Growing up I had something similar to the “automatic mug”. It was marketed as a chocolate milk maker and did the same thing, expect it was clear so it made a little tornado in the glass when you turned it on.
the editing for theses have level up'd and I'm super stoked about it, love it
I love how Max is just scared of everything at this point
I swear the editing on y’all’s videos is the best I’ve seen and they’re super funny. A lot of other RUclipsrs have lame looking editing but I really enjoy yalls.
Man max has a gnarly iron stomach. Love the content guys keep it up. One of the only channels that genuinely makes me lol
3:14 Anyone else noticed the eggs appearing again? Editing on point 🔥
Max: *seeing something that looks like a pill, inhales it immediately*
Max: So what was that? 💀
The face of terror of EVERYONE. They didn't even showed the studio but you could feel the absolute panicked silence everyone went into the moment he said that and Chad noticed, everyone did.
...like, it obviously was a joke, but for a moment there everyone was thinking how to take him to the ER or make him vomit it out fast 🤣
i hope chad's yeezy budget never runs out, i love hearing him panic over em
Chad saying 'Here it comes' to Max at 10:42 gave me flash backs to Max saying 'Here comes the airplane' in the Krabby Patty Video
wait what Krabby patty video?
@@clairesv you dont wanna know - but if you must just search 'Maxmoefoe krabby patty'
Chad you’re looking good mate, healthy and happy, good to see, look after yourself man!
They should do this video again now that tiktok shop is its own thing
You guys should do an episode where you interview people as they slowly drink through the episode and get drunk that would be pretty cool
They already so stuff like that!
@@user-oy9uz1nl2z I think thats the joke
12:10 "the babadook" *evil laugh*
i just love how casually max eating literally everything they slice in this video
10:11 max looks like Jonathan Joestar
10:33 starts beating everyone in the office with his ,,bare hands"
Max eating the apple core was an inspirational level of a power move.
15:32 I thought that was going to be utter garbage but it actually did well enough to be a fun toy.
5:01 yes as an american i did at least twice a week.
mind you it wasnt a whole potato nor even half but as a snack while my mom was peeling potatoes for dinner, shed chop off a chunk for me and my brothers and wed munch on it.
was really good if i remember, its been almost 19 years since ive had that experience lol
8:04
iFUNNY!!!!!
videos 17:35 long and takes me a cool 1:34:10 to watch cause i keep pausing and rewinding to catch all the cool edits 😂
15:11 WHERE TF DID THE PILL GO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
max drank it 😭
13:50 - Has eaten some strange men's pubic hair and some guys cooked vomit - finds an egg in coffee unacceptable.
The web launcher brought back memories I had one when the first Spider-Man movie came out
8:48 bless you
Literally not good to eat raw potatoes lol, this guy is bonkers. Also when Max laughs so hard at the AirPod speaking Mandarin. Unreal. I love this shit hahaha
i mean it’s not that bad to eat a raw potato
Why not? People probably ate them raw for years before figuring out they were better cooked.
@@alrightalright4585 people also did cocaine and drank mercury, doesn't mean it's good to do so. It's not THAT bad but they can just fuck up your stomach, diarrhea, etc
RUclips didn't like your reply @E won't show it, but it tells me you replied. So that sucks.
@@alrightalright4585 Yeah, when we were fucking cavemen or some shit
Chad is the definition of the “unreliable narrator” archetype
13:05 Well...
We alone made the most viewed segment because of a single word
What was it?