These "As Seen on TV" Fitness Products SUCK

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  3 года назад +656

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  • @jimmyd6268
    @jimmyd6268 3 года назад +1792

    I love how every single items just falls apart if you just lightly push it

  • @ContentNot
    @ContentNot 3 года назад +3534

    Them actually dying laughing because the lady says Balls a bunch of time is the funniest thing

    • @leslieadams7127
      @leslieadams7127 3 года назад

      First

    • @Awzuki
      @Awzuki 3 года назад +16

      MY BAALLS

    • @blubehriluv
      @blubehriluv 3 года назад +37

      No they were laughing at the context of talking about the product like it was literally "my old balls". That's what Max explained after they started laughing

    • @Notpoop906
      @Notpoop906 3 года назад

      @@blubehriluv nope

    • @kofalofa6648
      @kofalofa6648 3 года назад +4

      thanks for telling me i didnt know it was funny

  • @zerotakis
    @zerotakis 3 года назад +4082

    If Chad cant rip a shirt but can destroy someone's product, you know somethings up.

    • @Slenderman454
      @Slenderman454 3 года назад +17

      true

    • @IzzyIsntReal
      @IzzyIsntReal 3 года назад +72

      No way dude; it’s THE roach dog jr!

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 3 года назад +46

      RoachdoggJr moment

    • @rustedyoda7339
      @rustedyoda7339 3 года назад +8

      @@matheusmace_dg some how chad can run 20kph. thats impressive for someone that large.

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 3 года назад +16

      Testament to the cool shirtz products

  • @treemaster134
    @treemaster134 3 года назад +1606

    I love how the makers of that hourglass thing literally just made a shitty corset and tried to market it like some genius alien tech.

    • @landonlane8497
      @landonlane8497 3 года назад +110

      That’s what I was thinking, like, this product literally exists and has existed since like the fuckin 1500s

    • @jordon5555
      @jordon5555 2 года назад +27

      It looks and works exactly like my back brace 😂 just worn backwards 😂😂

    • @msn-360
      @msn-360 2 года назад +2

      i seen this be popular in latin countries but im not sure if its the same

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball 2 года назад +16

      What do you mean bro it made chad normal. Billion dollar idea

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita Год назад +6

      ​@@landonlane8497 i believe corsets may be even earlier,maybe medieval? Around 1300?

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 3 года назад +751

    Max: “That thing is actually like a torture device.”
    Also Max: “I kinda like it!”

    • @Fitsz
      @Fitsz 2 года назад +15

      he is a masochist confirmed

  • @cjbarrow
    @cjbarrow 3 года назад +2284

    I trust Chad with fitness more than i trust any other trainer on this planet

    • @jamesrobson8308
      @jamesrobson8308 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @xcccx5
      @xcccx5 3 года назад +5

      i’d say his fat is more on the medium side

    • @brotherbootlegger1777
      @brotherbootlegger1777 3 года назад +12

      Better than planet fitness to be sure

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 3 года назад +1

      He should be a trainer for sure

    • @drekimunr
      @drekimunr 3 года назад +5

      your name is spelled wrong

  • @brodym560
    @brodym560 3 года назад +1060

    I would sell my organs to have an hour version of Max and Chad laughing their asses off at the Myoballs product

    • @thekidanttt203
      @thekidanttt203 3 года назад +2

      😂💯

    • @blindi6326
      @blindi6326 3 года назад +5

      all of them?

    • @alonehorse5339
      @alonehorse5339 3 года назад +42

      @@blindi6326 nah just his Myoballs

    • @alibobble
      @alibobble 3 года назад +5

      That’s the kinda content you get on the Patreon

  • @joehenshall8735
    @joehenshall8735 3 года назад +2967

    can we all just appreciate prezzo and his editing prowess. adds so much to these videos.

  • @moratlis1087
    @moratlis1087 3 года назад +345

    maxs “IM GOING WIRELESS” when he was running on the treadmill was probably the funniest thing i’ve seen

  • @DNSL_
    @DNSL_ 3 года назад +375

    I actually bought that shitty self-propelled treadmill at some point or whatever you call it, exactly like max says it's erratic and you can't walk for shit on it

  • @ninadrury8239
    @ninadrury8239 3 года назад +10859

    been one of the worst days I’ve had in months, this made it so much better. Thanks max & chad

    • @lilithjade4363
      @lilithjade4363 3 года назад +270

      sending much love & positivity to you!!! i hope your days get better

    • @sweet5304
      @sweet5304 3 года назад +14

      YAGMI

    • @weedblaster2125
      @weedblaster2125 3 года назад +53

      enjoy the next 45 minutes😈

    • @bazonga9085
      @bazonga9085 3 года назад +16

      You a bady nina ditch your boy daxter for me

    • @chelsea9493
      @chelsea9493 3 года назад +73

      Honestly same. Had tears welling up in my eyes all morning at work. Luckily I work alone and wear a mask so no one could really tell what was going on. I'm slowly starting to feel better as the day progresses. It's quite alright to feel down sometimes, hope you feel better soon. 🙂

  • @awkn1565
    @awkn1565 3 года назад +602

    7:38 at 0.25 playback speed
    When he breaks the disc and a piece hits Yuri, you can see a look of sheer panic on Max's face and Chad just laughs lmao

  • @FirehawkValkyrie
    @FirehawkValkyrie 3 года назад +550

    Max and Chad cackling at the Myo Ball advert made my day.

    • @leslieadams7127
      @leslieadams7127 3 года назад

      First

    • @myname-mz3lo
      @myname-mz3lo 3 года назад +6

      i was laughing that they thought it was a gimick gadget when sports people actually use them . athletes use foam rollers on the floor and the balls make it so that you dont need to rol on the floor. proof that they never seena gym before

    • @petrl9838
      @petrl9838 3 года назад +2

      @@myname-mz3lo correct. But they kept an open mind and didn't just shit on everything, they said when they kinda liked certain things. Makes the video even more enjoyable

    • @fixthat3269
      @fixthat3269 3 года назад +3

      @@myname-mz3lo next product, myo shafts

  • @bubfrog4805
    @bubfrog4805 3 года назад +82

    13:46 Max's face of terror as he says "that thing is a torture device" got me

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 2 года назад +53

    The astronaut bit is actually true. Thise electroshock devices are used in therapy, for people whocan barely move because they have been bedridden for months - or astronauts whose muscles have completely wasted away in zero gravity. They stimulate your muscles to help you regain strength when you're literally too weak to move on your own. They do not give you a sixpack.

  • @jdw9
    @jdw9 3 года назад +328

    I'm literally crying from laughing so hard at the My Balls product

    • @kfcandwaterm3lon
      @kfcandwaterm3lon 3 года назад +15

      Same im fucking dying

    • @DOC_951
      @DOC_951 5 месяцев назад +1

      Are you guys like 11?

    • @GYMaluco
      @GYMaluco 4 месяца назад

      @@DOC_951yes

  • @Mr.0.Ramses
    @Mr.0.Ramses 3 года назад +138

    The alphabet mat, ripped shirts, headbands and ONLY as seen on tv products really adds to the whole 'personal trainer ad on Craigslist 4 cheap' feel this video has

  • @invaderperidot
    @invaderperidot 3 года назад +1175

    Finally! The boys are back to bring us the best content they can conjure.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +5

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear iv

    • @gaybrahamlinkoln5714
      @gaybrahamlinkoln5714 3 года назад +4

      What? Where'd they go? Seems like a regularly scheduled upload to me.

    • @Roastanus
      @Roastanus 3 года назад +4

      I literally said FINALLY A NEW VID

    • @invaderperidot
      @invaderperidot 3 года назад +3

      @@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 It just feels like an eternity between Cold ones episodes, it's the content I most look forward to.

    • @SpingotGoomer
      @SpingotGoomer 3 года назад +6

      Finally, the boys are black

  • @Biffmin
    @Biffmin 3 года назад +51

    I love the videos like this where you guys both seem to be high energy and in a good mood.

  • @trash_dumplingg
    @trash_dumplingg 9 месяцев назад +26

    10:46 That foreshadowing

  • @alonehorse5339
    @alonehorse5339 3 года назад +826

    You should of put a heart rate monitor on Chad for this one 😂🤣

  • @dravinpendergrass1901
    @dravinpendergrass1901 3 года назад +134

    When Chad was freaking out with the zappers on his arms I was freaking out, that might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life

  • @harveytaylor19
    @harveytaylor19 3 года назад +237

    Chads gonna be ripped if there’s a part 2

  • @blvndr
    @blvndr 3 года назад +21

    8:04 Max just really had a thought like „okay let me do the gayest thing possible rn”

  • @climaksy1659
    @climaksy1659 6 месяцев назад +10

    So this is where the Rowan Bean tat comes from

  • @unkeldolan4550
    @unkeldolan4550 3 года назад +80

    hearing "Chad, you fell off you fat bitch" within the first minute brings healing to my soul. Love this show.

  • @joosewv
    @joosewv 3 года назад +159

    I feel like you could get a lot more out of a single kettlebell than all of these products combined. At least that would make a decent door stop once you stop using it after a week.
    Great episode though. I felt like a child, in a good way, laughing at myo balls with you. Thanks for that.
    EDIT: I'll just leave 10:36 here for myself for a later date

    • @reneesimones2737
      @reneesimones2737 3 года назад +27

      Oh yeah? I triple dog dare you to use the kettle bell as a cheek bone definer

    • @BIGMANLOGJAM
      @BIGMANLOGJAM 3 года назад +12

      I think My Balls would make a decent doorstop.

  • @kopcode6346
    @kopcode6346 3 года назад +125

    9:05 might be the most intense face i've ever seen Max make. Nothing but malicious and murderous intent behind those eyes.

  • @Crispyellipses
    @Crispyellipses 3 года назад +5

    Max on that first bike got me feeling some type of way..

  • @seekerofforgotten
    @seekerofforgotten 5 месяцев назад +7

    The origin of "Rowan Bean" for the tattoo video lmao.

  • @flop_e2990
    @flop_e2990 3 года назад +32

    8:40 cristiano ronaldo mustve been really hurtin for money

  • @scoootntootn689
    @scoootntootn689 3 года назад +105

    Fun medical fact: In neurology they often use small electro shocks on muscles to stimulate them and cause them to flex. So technically you’re working out your muscles if you get continues shocks on them

    • @viktorvandaele7526
      @viktorvandaele7526 3 года назад +3

      Don’t they hover with magnetic and electric field around the braincells so EMK is induced thus leading to stimulation of the braincells. They use this as a treatment against dementia

    • @Magooch86
      @Magooch86 3 года назад +17

      If it's not causing hypertrophy it's not doing anything, just flexing

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 2 года назад +5

      Homie muscle fibers have to actually BREAK to rebuild lmaooo hypertrophy is all ur gettin

    • @ricedbroccoli
      @ricedbroccoli 2 года назад +3

      How building muscle works, is you literally shred your muscle fibers so your body will grow more of them back on top of repairing the old ones. Little shocks will not destroy enough muscle fibers to see serious improvement

  • @afrochickenboy
    @afrochickenboy 3 года назад +90

    Chad dying everytime the lady said "myoballs" was amazing

    • @urboi5540
      @urboi5540 3 года назад +13

      @@tolvoy8071 who shit in your cereal

    • @liamdubalmusic
      @liamdubalmusic 3 года назад +4

      @@tolvoy8071 Redditor alert

  • @CHAIFishing
    @CHAIFishing 3 года назад +11

    13:39
    I laughed so hard 😂😂

  • @colbyluongo8612
    @colbyluongo8612 3 года назад +16

    9:24 That’s a funny little character. I like that

  • @topkek1101
    @topkek1101 3 года назад +22

    Wtf seeing how easily the sleeves came off after I just ordered that shirt

  • @ALEXISAGREIVER
    @ALEXISAGREIVER 3 года назад +9

    16:10 "I'm going wireless"
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @ajtorresss
    @ajtorresss 3 года назад +4

    caught covid, but this has made going through it wayyyy better love you two

  • @MeghanLovesIceSkating
    @MeghanLovesIceSkating 3 года назад +8

    I wasted my entire work day because I just discovered these guys and binge watched 7 hours of content… love that for me. Love that for y’all too.

  • @rpgvincent8305
    @rpgvincent8305 3 года назад +28

    The editor deserves a grammy

  • @luiscova9007
    @luiscova9007 3 года назад +28

    Max: That thing is actually like a torture device... I kinda like it
    Chad: Yeah me too.
    Me: What?

  • @CaptainWhitebeard
    @CaptainWhitebeard 3 года назад +13

    16:05 - this feels like a throwback to the eggnog-treadmill - challenge on the maxmoefoe - channel.. the good ol' times :').

  • @sweetsavorypodcast2613
    @sweetsavorypodcast2613 3 месяца назад +1

    You guys are the funniest videos on RUclips. I truly love you. The fact that you couldn’t keep a straight face at all during the myo balls segment. Hilarious.

  • @fly7990
    @fly7990 3 года назад +22

    Can we take a moment to appreciate Prezoh's editing skills

  • @parkerpizzimenti7168
    @parkerpizzimenti7168 3 года назад +116

    It's always a good day when you have a new Cold Ones video with a cold one!

  • @actionhouse3447
    @actionhouse3447 3 года назад +5

    “Stop I can’t feel my hands” the shear panic in his voice ahahahahahha

  • @CK_5
    @CK_5 3 года назад +24

    I’ve been waiting for more as seen on tv products for so long

  • @Codyhdoyle
    @Codyhdoyle 3 года назад +4

    The “Pat” and “Pending” definition on the screen made my day

  • @BiS0urApple
    @BiS0urApple 2 года назад +3

    6:25 I actually blushed a little when max made those faces 😳💀😂

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 3 года назад +98

    They should do a fan mail where they ask for the weirdest stuff people can find.

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb 3 года назад +12

      they done that, I can't remember if they specifically asked for weird stuff, but they got weird stuff.

    • @M..J..
      @M..J.. 3 года назад +26

      So many people are going to send a small piece of radioactive material as a joke, that it’ll add up to an actual lethal amount of radiation.

    • @sewergang3460
      @sewergang3460 3 года назад +5

      @@M..J.. That's actually fucking scary.

    • @ash3415
      @ash3415 3 года назад +1

      Rogelio Rocha i wanna meet cleo

    • @Olyeet
      @Olyeet 3 года назад +6

      @@M..J.. Someone watched supermega 😁

  • @anoxiaplink
    @anoxiaplink 3 года назад +10

    the jerma photo of him holding a small dog HELP 9:19

  • @Kimblesgarage
    @Kimblesgarage 3 года назад +6

    This is where chad wakes up the next day feeling endorphins from being sore, gets addicted to exercise, and becomes a textbook “chad”

  • @n8-kiss182
    @n8-kiss182 2 года назад +3

    SO ... i am sitting there waiting for youtube to tell me when the next episode of cold ones comes out. nop haven't see a notification for 3 months. glad to see you boys back

  • @sourbreinlemain4879
    @sourbreinlemain4879 Год назад +3

    You're watching a pair of australians laughing at the word balls and you're laughing

  • @ibrdik
    @ibrdik 3 года назад +24

    4:40 HOLY SHIT, CHADNORMAL!

    • @clairesv
      @clairesv 2 года назад +3

      yuri is so funny 😭

  • @Clergy4Life
    @Clergy4Life 3 года назад +10

    Watching Chad and Max start twitching while they talk about how they enjoy electric shocks is fucking gold

  • @shamelesswatermelon
    @shamelesswatermelon 3 года назад +122

    You guys don't have to go so far to entertain us. We love you to bits regardless. The content you bring us all is so good :) thanks max, Chad and team!

    • @Atheism-And-Normative-Ethics
      @Atheism-And-Normative-Ethics 3 года назад +4

      fr, ballpark is not their goal. its bangers all day everyday. doesnt seem sustainable but damn if they can keep it i'm still in. i tune in every week. good comment!!!

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 3 года назад

      Speak for yourself

  • @jordonp3149
    @jordonp3149 2 года назад +1

    Amazing job Prezo keep up the good work brotha

  • @hibbijibbi
    @hibbijibbi 3 года назад +1

    I've been watching you guys for years and it makes me feel alot better to know that you are still making videos together it still spins me out you guys use to live close to me

  • @frances9657
    @frances9657 3 года назад +8

    11:58 Lmao I suffer from plantar fasciitis and Chad saying it sounds sexual killed me

  • @emmat2276
    @emmat2276 3 года назад +60

    I'm ashamed to admit that I wanted one of those shakeweights as a kid after watching that Southpark episode making fun of them. Of course my mom wouldn't get one when it was on my Christmas list lol

    • @skrrt-skrrt
      @skrrt-skrrt 3 года назад +3

      My high school math teacher got it for the meme and/or menopause. She let us try it. I remember it was a decent workout. I also might’ve done it wrong and injured my arms…

    • @emmat2276
      @emmat2276 3 года назад

      @@skrrt-skrrt Watch these things blow up in popularity again from this video 🙃

  • @KyoroKyoroKyoro
    @KyoroKyoroKyoro 3 года назад +21

    You know the product is good when these two literally said "good" and actually approving them lmao

  • @ThomasJackPotter
    @ThomasJackPotter 3 года назад +2

    Whoever edits these please know I fucking love you

  • @shamblesandtact3726
    @shamblesandtact3726 3 года назад +4

    Please never stop making videos! You guys are hilarious I kept having to skip the video back because I was laughing so hard

  • @annalevy4335
    @annalevy4335 3 года назад +8

    something about max in his lil improvised workout outfit is...doing something for me lmao

  • @yeahnah2851
    @yeahnah2851 3 года назад +10

    4:45 like a scene straight outta the Simpsons

  • @ToastyPyro
    @ToastyPyro 3 года назад +20

    Had a really bad week, but it always makes things better when coldones uploads a video. Thank you guys, for being with us in these rough times.

  • @Daaninator
    @Daaninator 3 года назад +70

    now chad will have a sixpack in no time

  • @eviemiles8166
    @eviemiles8166 2 года назад +5

    I have only just discovered you guys on RUclips and you are the highlight of my days 🤣
    Thankyou for the much needed laughs. You two lads and your team are great, thankyou lol

  • @sonyslyer9946
    @sonyslyer9946 3 года назад +4

    Thanks Max & Chad for this video!
    It’s really amazing to see more on the channel, and honestly I need a laugh or two this year!

  • @conorgavin1160
    @conorgavin1160 3 года назад +5

    "I'm going wireless" - Max pulling apart the treadmill while running... Killed me

  • @mwoodall13
    @mwoodall13 2 года назад +6

    At 3:30 I legit thought I was tripping out when her face started moving

  • @mel6045
    @mel6045 3 года назад +2

    i found you guys last week and have binged watched every one of your videos. you guys are literally the funniest, please post more!!!

  • @GeckoKingGaming
    @GeckoKingGaming 2 года назад +2

    Chad out here forgetting Google Lens exists and Prezoh be profiting from it.

  • @700pierwizard4
    @700pierwizard4 3 года назад +7

    11:43 that’s quality Prezo edit

  • @garrold7123
    @garrold7123 3 года назад +24

    two drunk men laughing about the word "ball". I want more of this content

  • @BatcaveGoth1985
    @BatcaveGoth1985 3 года назад +5

    Oh my god, such perfect timing. I'm not feeling too well and this video came out at the perfect time. Y'all are awesome.

  • @cowsrbeefy
    @cowsrbeefy 2 месяца назад +1

    5:36 chad is going to be pissed when he finally learns about reverse image search

  • @plasticghostsmusic
    @plasticghostsmusic 2 года назад +1

    Legitimately one of the best channels on RUclips right here

  • @AmasterfulJuice
    @AmasterfulJuice 3 года назад +35

    I really like how they took the time to spell out c*m on the carpet toy thingy.

  • @suave.saldana
    @suave.saldana 3 года назад +6

    I laughed so hard when Chad did the “LETS FUCKING GO” Bc of the edit of the shaky cam and his voice 💀

  • @zuttinetnetwork1778
    @zuttinetnetwork1778 2 года назад +8

    17:23 I almost pissed myself

  • @trippyymedia
    @trippyymedia 3 года назад +2

    Did I just get put on a Michael Reeves machine? I spit out my drink laughing

  • @RamóhanMercader97
    @RamóhanMercader97 3 года назад +1

    Yous dying of laughter from the MyOBalls lady is a mood

  • @speddymuffin4174
    @speddymuffin4174 3 года назад +10

    My god, I love your editors. They always add that little extra.

  • @Blad0tomato
    @Blad0tomato 3 года назад +7

    This was Max’s subtle attempt at getting Chad to work out

  • @weekachu499
    @weekachu499 3 года назад +9

    6:06 Chad's belly speaking morse code

  • @Sweet9964
    @Sweet9964 3 года назад +1

    if you told someone that Cold Ones has an nsfw Patreon they might not believe you at first

  • @altum690
    @altum690 3 года назад +1

    14:51 the THPS sound murdered me

  • @JaydynV
    @JaydynV Год назад +3

    is max wearing his shorts from that one episode where they buy 6,000$ of ads from facebook

  • @milkep7544
    @milkep7544 3 года назад +71

    Chad freaking out when he couldn’t move his hands was the funniest thing I’ve seen this year 😭😭😭😭

    • @chatman4998
      @chatman4998 3 года назад +1

      It just turned 2022 you’ll find something funnier

    • @milkep7544
      @milkep7544 2 года назад

      @@chatman4998 still haven’t seen anything funnier

    • @chatman4998
      @chatman4998 2 года назад

      @@milkep7544 sad

    • @m1nshr00m
      @m1nshr00m Год назад

      @@milkep7544what about now in 2023?

  • @maxiimoc
    @maxiimoc 3 года назад +15

    I know you guys are gonna sell a new merch for myOballs like you did with the Eggwave guy. I KNOW YOU WILL!!

  • @Smurf-nt7hs
    @Smurf-nt7hs 3 года назад +1

    17:40 What an amazing commercial

  • @dylanshepherd3213
    @dylanshepherd3213 3 года назад +1

    I think these videos is what keeps me alive

  • @lclocean1887
    @lclocean1887 3 года назад +3

    Prezoh's editing is genuinely amazing

  • @imogen5141
    @imogen5141 2 года назад +7

    6:26 was hilarious

  • @MeliiOsakiPokemon
    @MeliiOsakiPokemon 2 года назад +3

    Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten my egg merch order fulfilled off of cool shirtz merch? I mean, my mom says I’m special but y’all making me feel left out if I’m the only one not wearing the egg stuffs.

  • @thorium3737
    @thorium3737 3 года назад

    Iv had a shit couple of months. Lost friends due to a troll and have mt name totally dragged through the dirt.
    But good old Aussie humor makes my bleak and miserable like just that bit better for a few moments and makes me forget about reality for a little while and puts a sorely needed smile on my face. Thanks Max and Chad and the whole Cold Ones team.... you honestly do help people get through rough times

  • @luccafilms2859
    @luccafilms2859 6 месяцев назад +1

    I watched this video in my art class the day it came out. Surprised I wasn’t in trouble for cackling at Mayo Balls