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  • Опубликовано: 30 дек 2024

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  2 года назад +631

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  • @Amarmister93
    @Amarmister93 2 года назад +7863

    Love how excited chad was about the red coat when he bought it and completely forgot when it came and gave it to max 😂

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 2 года назад +174

      Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @tomiblums
      @tomiblums 2 года назад +45

      Came to the comments to search this comment lmao

    • @JuddPlays
      @JuddPlays 2 года назад +7

      wait i missed this does anyone have a timestamp

    • @Sungam_p
      @Sungam_p 2 года назад +22

      @@JuddPlays 8:27 Dr.Fat

    • @vibezone1426
      @vibezone1426 2 года назад +53

      Lmfaoo bro they’re alcoholics they do this with everything they buy 😭

  • @amunra8168
    @amunra8168 2 года назад +4708

    I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling.

    • @stephenelder3162
      @stephenelder3162 2 года назад +60

      Fr the editing is the best part

    • @CackleTV
      @CackleTV 2 года назад +17

      Wtf is cackling, never heard of such a word

    • @1337-i3v
      @1337-i3v 2 года назад +20

      @@CackleTV that's funny. All I have to say...

    • @ExtremelyGay
      @ExtremelyGay 2 года назад +4

      @@CackleTV I uh, nice name

    • @vaelxn
      @vaelxn 2 года назад +2

      @@craigape the subtle "AHH" from the 4 str 4 stam leather belt meme really took me back

  • @TheFishRizzler
    @TheFishRizzler 2 года назад +2914

    Watching Chad and Max 10 years ago and seeing their content today is actually crazy. Australian powerhouses with genuine humor. Glad they’re stilll around

    • @Thejango999
      @Thejango999 2 года назад +19

      I always watch maxs cray gambling one

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 года назад +39

      i didn't even realize its been that long man. fuck.

    • @connorissexy4209
      @connorissexy4209 2 года назад +25

      autralian powerhouses im 11 years old mom let me post 1 youtube comment today

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 года назад

      ahh yes, HOOMOR...

    • @gamesux420
      @gamesux420 2 года назад +5

      Chads a true blue australian hero

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +1632

    That acting in the ad was actually incredible

  • @trala8911
    @trala8911 2 года назад +239

    I liked the part where they bent each other over the desk and made one another cry out in pleasure. It was the perfect thing to watch on public transport, or in a work environment.

  • @joeyschalip3854
    @joeyschalip3854 2 года назад +5392

    Ah yes, my favorite type of cold ones video. Max and chad buy random garbage so they can write it all off as business expenses
    Edit: Chad mentioned tax write offs in a newer video, we made it fellas

    • @Skonris
      @Skonris 2 года назад +223

      And then break half of it in the process.

    • @TheGenevieveRose
      @TheGenevieveRose 2 года назад +163

      @@Skonris I cringe when they break the expensive stuff ngl

    • @idunno2379
      @idunno2379 2 года назад +30

      @@TheGenevieveRose they make so much off patreon it doesn’t hurt

    • @maimonguy123
      @maimonguy123 2 года назад +149

      @@idunno2379 damn you're right, fuckers make 100k a month lmao, good for them tbh, glad they're using it to give us great dumb fun content

    • @Heckinwhatonearth
      @Heckinwhatonearth 2 года назад +64

      Aus tax isn't like the US where you can write it off all like that mate. At most you can claim 30-60% of the value per item depending on it's use and if it directly contributed to you earning more. If you see them breaking shit, they're absolutely wasting money, for our entertainment lol.

  • @tylerbrantner4026
    @tylerbrantner4026 2 года назад +1574

    Chad’s acting in the ad was actually incredible😂

    • @guts5135
      @guts5135 2 года назад +21

      hes been around a long time on youtube on filthy frank and idubbbz vids hes done a lot of skits

    • @nedflanders6502
      @nedflanders6502 2 года назад +55

      Ya I knew ones he said I'm not hungry I knew he was acting

    • @DLF_24
      @DLF_24 2 года назад

      @@nedflanders6502 lol

    • @DRIFT_CORE
      @DRIFT_CORE 2 года назад +4

      @@nedflanders6502 what acting ?

    • @stevenfraielli9869
      @stevenfraielli9869 2 года назад +8

      He wasn't acting that was his fantasy that he managed to work into the video

  • @sleepwalking4301
    @sleepwalking4301 2 года назад +586

    chad making the same “what happened to the first one” joke months later on the fuzz gun 2.0 is so good 😂

  • @jayhon3116
    @jayhon3116 2 года назад +571

    Max breaking Chad's glasses has me laughing until I cry everytime I rewatch this holy shit

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Год назад +39

      my jaw literally dropped. he just snaps the 500$ raybans like nothing lmao. i always expect him to break everything but those were actually cool.

  • @greengoblinhunter
    @greengoblinhunter Год назад +283

    max breaking those glasses is the funniest shit ever, you can't put anything in his hands for two seconds without him breaking it

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 7 месяцев назад +11

      I would legit lose my mind around this man. It's funny in a vid but would be fucking annoying as fuck in real life.

  • @JAM95041
    @JAM95041 2 года назад +1505

    Seeing lads run for about 30 seconds and being absolutely exhausted is the funniest shit to me

  • @thestarfishy
    @thestarfishy 2 года назад +824

    To everyone on the Cold Ones team,
    THANK YOU. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Uploads make my day. I will support your drunken madness on Patreon forever.

  • @Brodyb1103
    @Brodyb1103 2 года назад +969

    Seeing them look like they are having genuine fun with the game at the end made me so happy

    • @sarahdo7308
      @sarahdo7308 2 года назад +17

      that was my favorite part!

    • @timisontube
      @timisontube Год назад +11

      Just the lads playin a bit of footy, get out there and jog around

  • @Ggscuffd
    @Ggscuffd 3 месяца назад +6

    23:01 even one year later. And after watching this episode multiple times over the course of the year. This part never gets old. The complete despair in chads voice is unrivaled. Maxs ability to destroy everything without guilt is insane

  • @EVANDANE777
    @EVANDANE777 2 года назад +14

    This is a petition for bringing back occasional “FINALLY(insert text)” moments

  • @andreilindstrom5770
    @andreilindstrom5770 2 года назад +1211

    Cold Ones is just easily the best content on youtube nowadays, it never misses. Funniest shit ever

    • @Dumbmelee
      @Dumbmelee 2 года назад +65

      Only thing funnier is this guy who turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.

    • @38pulse
      @38pulse 2 года назад +19

      @@Dumbmelee ur talking about that pickle rick fella

    • @nemonym711
      @nemonym711 2 года назад

      100% TRUE!

    • @Kyle-be8fb
      @Kyle-be8fb 2 года назад +6

      These and “I did a thing”

    • @ginj8134
      @ginj8134 2 года назад +1

      @@Dumbmelee HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!

  • @grimreaper9350
    @grimreaper9350 2 года назад +292

    I feel like Max and Chad are the human embodients of alcoholic Spongebob and Patrick.

  • @kermitlegamer5126
    @kermitlegamer5126 2 года назад +1514

    I’ve seen a lot of sickening shit on this channel, and Chads acting whilst making out with the Waifu cup was definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch 😂

    • @scribojello3778
      @scribojello3778 2 года назад +2

      speak for yourself, now I'm aroused and thirsty

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 2 года назад +36

      It had me wincing man

    • @Slayr.
      @Slayr. 2 года назад +15

      Nah he was eating out the bottle.

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 2 года назад +9

      I coughed out part of my sandwich when that started jiminy jizzmas

    • @brainblast02
      @brainblast02 2 года назад +6

      dude it was fucking awesome

  • @DionWasHere
    @DionWasHere 2 года назад +38

    Darcy's acting as the chair builder was simply outstanding

  • @zachk.530
    @zachk.530 2 года назад +63

    Most electric toothbrushes will "stall" every 30 seconds to prompt you to move on to the next quadrant of your teeth so that you get even coverage and don't over-brush, you're supposed to brush for 2 minutes

    • @hena420
      @hena420 2 года назад +3

      I can tell ur either an assistant or hygienist by this comment😂

    • @XxHolySpawnxX
      @XxHolySpawnxX Год назад +2

      Is that why they do it?! I thought something was wrong with mine lol. So are you supposed to keep it on that area until it stalls then move it around?

    • @zachk.530
      @zachk.530 Год назад +6

      @@XxHolySpawnxX Yeah, just to give you an idea of how much you should be brushing because if you brush too hard/too much it can lead to gum disease, I do the sides of my teeth for the 2 minutes then after it's given me the cue 4 times I finish up by focusing on the surface of my molars and any spots I feel like I missed, then if I feel like it I floss

    • @XxHolySpawnxX
      @XxHolySpawnxX Год назад

      @@zachk.530 That's awesome! I really appreciate the tips. Could you recommend a really good toothpaste that actually helps and makes your teeth white?

  • @SirTrappy
    @SirTrappy 2 года назад +250

    cold ones never fails to have some of the best editing and comedy on youtube.

    • @H2KGaming100
      @H2KGaming100 2 года назад +1

      That's crazy I was just thinking about how good the editing is especially for such a long video

  • @tylerbrantner4026
    @tylerbrantner4026 2 года назад +77

    I love how excited Chad was to order the cloak and then he didn’t even remember it or care when it arrived

  • @smallgoron3132
    @smallgoron3132 2 года назад +237

    Thanks Matt and Chag for the new Cold Ones video!

    • @noosehangingtight
      @noosehangingtight 2 года назад +5

      Idky I’m at work on break and this has me cackling my ass off thank you

    • @blue5slow
      @blue5slow 2 года назад +6

      This gave me an aneurism figuring out what was wrong with the names

    • @joeyischef
      @joeyischef 2 года назад +6

      Matt Watson from supermega

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 2 года назад

      @@joeyischef Hahahah

  • @SgtDevix
    @SgtDevix 2 года назад +13

    The noise the glasses made when Max broke them coupled with Chad being upset about it was the funniest thing I've witnessed all week

  • @dedcorpse
    @dedcorpse Год назад +6

    22:35 ”im literally updating my glasses now, we live in a society.” - chad from joji

  • @Giovanni6501
    @Giovanni6501 2 года назад +275

    There's nothing better than sitting down at your computer with food, looking for something to watch and Cold Ones happens to drop a new vid. Cheers.

    • @shrimpinainteasy7370
      @shrimpinainteasy7370 2 года назад +2

      It’s always a good day when the cold ones boys upload a new vid!

    • @thepedrorriva
      @thepedrorriva 2 года назад +4

      that's exactly my case. It's awesome lol

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply 2 года назад +5

      Fart

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 2 года назад +3

      Yeah eating food and watching Cold Ones sounds like a bad idea

    • @st0pitliz
      @st0pitliz Год назад

      Unless it's one where they vomit every 5 minutes

  • @pumpkinspatch9614
    @pumpkinspatch9614 2 года назад +507

    crazy to think that in the past, max dressed up in a full princess outfit but now is too scared to show himself in a crop top :(

    • @steveskeletonneii6336
      @steveskeletonneii6336 2 года назад +53

      he needs to reveal the top right now.

    • @Azetaris
      @Azetaris 2 года назад +24

      Good, he manned up a little bit then.

    • @sagescorner256
      @sagescorner256 2 года назад +251

      @@Azetaris yikes

    • @tomganji9582
      @tomganji9582 2 года назад +15

      @@Azetaris wow

    • @kellinward4267
      @kellinward4267 2 года назад +41

      i think the difference is that with the other outfits they were never like "revealing" they always covered the same amount of skin that a shirt would

  • @cattymushroom
    @cattymushroom 2 года назад +61

    I never get accustomed to how good the editing is. Every time I am shocked it’s so good.

  • @GameingGreg
    @GameingGreg 2 года назад +16

    I love getting intoxicated while watching new cold ones videos because I could watch them sober and enjoy them like new

    • @JWolf24
      @JWolf24 2 года назад +1

      Me too man. Life’s good right now

  • @ceeb420
    @ceeb420 2 года назад +106

    Max's goblin screams and goofy laughter will always bring a smile to my face.

  • @KitsunekoOwO
    @KitsunekoOwO 2 года назад +48

    21:26
    Kinda wholesome that Frank was the first thing coming to his mind

  • @D_S_Y_C
    @D_S_Y_C 2 года назад +73

    i never thought i'd hate and love an AD at the same time for all the right reasons

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt 2 года назад

      mostly lov tho

  • @fish2785
    @fish2785 2 года назад +154

    Just got an ad for homeless children then came back to max laughing after skipping it
    Life's good

  • @aaaaaaa4523
    @aaaaaaa4523 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @imn0tlion
    @imn0tlion 2 года назад +252

    Thanks Max and chad I needed this

  • @xzymzz
    @xzymzz 2 года назад +9

    i’m glad you guys changed the format of the videos back to how they were, it shows that you guys actually listen to fans which is rare nowadays

  • @OogaBoogaman7
    @OogaBoogaman7 2 года назад +10

    Seeing chad have intimate relations with a cup is something i’d never thought i’d see

  • @vctdaems2593
    @vctdaems2593 2 года назад +4

    The pissing baby is actually a replica of a monument in Brussel Belgium, and of the most famous things in Belgium

  • @ocito_
    @ocito_ 2 года назад +197

    i wish every youtuber did their sponsor ads like my boys max and chad

    • @shrimpinainteasy7370
      @shrimpinainteasy7370 2 года назад +6

      Check out Internet Historian, he has the best/funniest ads on RUclips. And also Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, his are also hilarious.

    • @phantoom7166
      @phantoom7166 2 года назад

      @@shrimpinainteasy7370 took the words right out of my mouth

    • @BloomtooDeath
      @BloomtooDeath 2 года назад

      chekout the yArds adds

  • @jarisparker7137
    @jarisparker7137 2 года назад +37

    The editing in this show is so unreal it’s super funny

  • @kugelblitzkrieg
    @kugelblitzkrieg 2 года назад +57

    When I saw Max and Chad buy those sunglasses I knew they probably wouldn’t survive the episode. Turns out I was right lmao

  • @general...anxiety
    @general...anxiety 8 месяцев назад

    21:19 this is one of my favourite cold ones vids and i come back and watch it whenever I feel like it

  • @ikkebandersen
    @ikkebandersen 2 года назад +6

    Darcys role as the chair in this episode was outstanding

  • @_inetuser
    @_inetuser 2 года назад +7

    i like that you listened to the last critique and didnt cut the product review immediately after the order

  • @adamuoldvids7052
    @adamuoldvids7052 2 года назад +23

    The best editing team on RUclips, Cold Ones are killing it!!

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 2 года назад +33

    Max not understanding the electric toothbrush "stalling" is to tell you to switch sides and then throwing it away is really funny

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 года назад +8

    "if i saw someone wearing all of these together i would think they're a billionaire" 😂😂😂

  • @natebrewer-smith6076
    @natebrewer-smith6076 2 года назад +3

    hey Coldones, just thought id send you a 1$ because you guys make me smile when I feel like shit

  • @SailorLarkspur
    @SailorLarkspur 2 года назад +13

    Chad's genuine childlike excitement when he remembered he and Max bought lightsabers was so cute. TTvTT

  • @Yue_Jin
    @Yue_Jin 2 года назад +12

    22:50 wondered why we weren't getting chad's pov, should have suspected what had happened.

  • @TomatoSuplato
    @TomatoSuplato 2 года назад +26

    Chad's and Max's friendship has been the most consistent thing in my life, love you guys

  • @evrrrs
    @evrrrs 2 года назад +1

    that soft ' you dare challenge me?' followed by the fight was the best thing i've seen in a while, ty for the S tier content.

  • @glaadwinshekar3873
    @glaadwinshekar3873 2 года назад

    Thanks

  • @doggo_official
    @doggo_official 2 года назад +50

    I can never get tired of these two

  • @pch1370
    @pch1370 2 года назад +4

    Some channels make the ads bearable by adding their charm into it but you aren't missing out if you skip them, this channel was the only one that actually made me enjoy an ad of something that i'm not even interested in buying. lmao Love this channel, man.

  • @emporium7709
    @emporium7709 2 года назад +1234

    its almost like chad is still with us... hard to believe he's been gone for 5 months already

  • @BarefootCaveman
    @BarefootCaveman 2 года назад +14

    I swear these editors better be getting paid damn good. Fucking 10/10

  • @DarknessCalling
    @DarknessCalling 2 года назад +82

    this is the only product review channel i trust

  • @manman9765
    @manman9765 2 года назад +2

    instant classic. chad looking like a cyberpunk character and in the same video the hardest ad for a chair and child shoes ever made. pure content

  • @Doctor_Strain
    @Doctor_Strain 2 года назад +22

    It’s been absolute ages since I’ve heard “leather belt? AUGH.” Surprised it hasn’t been used sooner with Chad of all people.

    • @Absolutego13
      @Absolutego13 2 года назад +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who caught that

  • @deece8837
    @deece8837 2 года назад +33

    these are my FAVOURITE type of videos, LOVE EM

  • @arulpolo293
    @arulpolo293 2 года назад +14

    max saying "selamat pagi" just made my day lol

  • @kyleskeets2659
    @kyleskeets2659 2 года назад +2

    Best part was the Jordans on the chair!...." Let me cop those mate "... 🙏🙏😂😂😂😂

  • @jaidengeorge6224
    @jaidengeorge6224 Год назад +2

    i like how unexpectedly gets rough during the samurai fight with Chad 21:16

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 2 года назад +11

    Always nice to spend time with my two best friends in this not parasocial relationship.

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 2 года назад +7

    The cold ones studio gotta have one of the weirdest variety of items in one building in the world

  • @Kittii22
    @Kittii22 2 года назад +4

    This is one of the few channels on RUclips that still makes good content nowadays... They always made good videos even back then before Cold Ones. Love these guys!

    • @shrimpinainteasy7370
      @shrimpinainteasy7370 2 года назад +2

      Yep. These boys and the Internet Historian are probably the two funniest/entertaining channels on YT these days.

  • @SlyXSkillet
    @SlyXSkillet 2 года назад

    Love the original layout the best thank you guys for uploading I hope this video gets more than 300k likes for next week!!!

  • @visionedfelipe
    @visionedfelipe 2 года назад +3

    Today I kept my favorite tradition of watching your videos high as fuck. I feel I can empathize with both editors now. There is not any other way they can make this good of a job. Great content as always guys, this was really nice. Looking forward to the next one.

  • @sarahlee4265
    @sarahlee4265 2 года назад +4

    Glad you guys are making more often content again. I have been feeling bored with RUclips lately as if there's nothing to watch but I always enjoy your content. I feel like I can open RUclips again and enjoy content

  • @jstroyer12doesgaming73
    @jstroyer12doesgaming73 2 года назад +142

    Always a pleasure to come home to a new cold ones episode

  • @boog623
    @boog623 2 года назад +88

    Love a good chaotic max episode

  • @worm5arecool
    @worm5arecool 2 года назад +2

    23:20 I think this is the funniest part, says the SAME exact joke. "The Fuzz Gun 2.0... What happened to the first one?."

  • @invaderperidot
    @invaderperidot 2 года назад +4

    25:47 It's at this point you can hear Chad's body desperately wheezing for him to stop.

  • @HolysMoly
    @HolysMoly 2 года назад +7

    8:40 is gold tier comedy editing holy shit good job

    • @kitspapp
      @kitspapp 2 года назад

      The chair walk with the shoes

  • @adamjsd
    @adamjsd 2 года назад +5

    love how chad got the red and gold cloak thing for himself and he was so excited about it and by the time they opened it he was like oh cool u keep that max 🤣

  • @drunkpuppy
    @drunkpuppy 2 года назад +1

    The fact that you're literally buying from dropshipping stores is lovely.. All these items are literally from aliexpress... you're overpaying for like 50-80% :)

  • @gaqqq8567
    @gaqqq8567 Год назад +1

    21:25 A remembrance of a story, incomplete, untold to its entirety.

  • @SnailMan307
    @SnailMan307 2 года назад +129

    I will never get tired of max destroying everything, especially when chad gets genuinely upset.

  • @H2KGaming100
    @H2KGaming100 2 года назад +5

    Hilarious as always!! Also that editor needs a medal!! I can't imagine the work that went into those perfect meme style edits

  • @EdHadder
    @EdHadder Месяц назад

    I Absolutely Love ColdOnes Videos 💜

  • @andresorozzz7714
    @andresorozzz7714 2 года назад

    Literally my favorite youtube channel lmaoo i love the editing so much

  • @mburtondavis
    @mburtondavis 2 года назад +35

    I was thinking, “Why am I so flaccid while drinking?” And then you guys come along.

  • @deathdrone6988
    @deathdrone6988 2 года назад +10

    My shock when Max said "Selamat Pagi". 5:53

    • @dinggo3058
      @dinggo3058 2 года назад +2

      Yes lots of Aussie schools teach Indonesian because indonesia is a nearby country and easy language to learn

  • @yanko38
    @yanko38 2 года назад +8

    how can these videos be edited so damn well. Such high quality standart, probs guys

  • @MrJagged11
    @MrJagged11 9 месяцев назад

    Max screaming at 17:17 is my spirit animal

  • @troublemonkey1_626
    @troublemonkey1_626 2 года назад +2

    I haven't laughed so hard in a while. that chair really do got J's

  • @covjekbezimena
    @covjekbezimena 2 года назад +8

    I swear this whole channel is a fever dream

  • @borg4912
    @borg4912 2 года назад +5

    Thank you guys for going back to the old editing style

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 2 года назад +23

    Cold Ones videos brighten up my day like a double gorilla lamp. 🦍🦍💡💡

  • @Tom-rs7gf
    @Tom-rs7gf 2 года назад

    2:43 was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile🤣🤣 the editing is top notch

  • @MooSaidChicken
    @MooSaidChicken 2 года назад +1

    Damn that outro song was a blast from the past. Fuck yeah, great episode boys.

  • @core3481
    @core3481 2 года назад +5

    Scott must have great patience with these two

  • @PixelStacker
    @PixelStacker 2 года назад +27

    I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling. agreed!

  • @cowsrbeefy
    @cowsrbeefy 2 года назад +4

    23:28 i like how chad said the same joke both times

  • @adamriley7101
    @adamriley7101 2 года назад

    Probably the best execution I’ve watched and best 90s humor. Good job bois🤘🏼

  • @adios2011
    @adios2011 Год назад

    Your editor is on fire man ! Every single video I notice it . Give him a raise

  • @sruu3
    @sruu3 2 года назад +15

    I'd love to see an episode that they drunkenly order, then have to later guess if they bought it or fan sent lol

  • @AtticusGrim
    @AtticusGrim 2 года назад +34

    I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.