This whole crew behind the cold ones channel not just Max and Chad, they all deserve a round of applause. Great video, great idea, great editing, just vibes. Im genuinely laughing and enjoying myself.
I came back to the video a day later to say congrats to the editor. Whoever did this, you hit a spot for me with all the things you did. Makes funny content even better
its like some variation of recapturing childhood behaviors. like the video game music in the background, the general child like behavior of intoxicated man-boys
The fact he spills the soju by accidentally roughhandling it in pure glee followed by the absolute maniacal delirium of “CHAHAD WHAHAHAT” made me belly laugh
the editing at 25:17 is so fucking funny, the way the music cuts out and they're just silently sitting there completely belligerent and fucked up after being overwhelmed with simple game rules really says everything about them and this channel
if anyone sees this , i must say i think coldones episodes also have the best music choices LOL editors just know fr. i love the diddy kong racing and plok! choices most
It’s funny how a panicked mind under a time constraint works. A lot of the questions you can almost say any 3 things it would work. Like 3 things not to do at a job interview, you immediately think of bad first impressions but you could say grill, die, dig a hole, get surgery, line dance, skydive, long division, it all works
So I got captain and gold peak extra sweet here and I tried keeping up with max, at 21:56 I needed to take a moment and breathe, y'all are a riot, thanks for the good times and the laughs!
Love the little names darcy gives for the games, but I love most of all how the boys will make games more fun halfway through (like picking eachothers pieces in the tetris game) chefs kiss
I watched this channel for so long when i was getting black out drunk to the point where i have a tattoo of the logo on my leg. I completely forgot about this channel because i stopped drinking. first video back
The hat game was so hilarious, first max interrupted Chad's question about it being a mammal that flies, which would have been an obvious answer, then Max got told that a cactus was an object.
This video made me laugh so hard. Each new video just keeps getting better! Also, I LOVE all of the Banjo-Kazooie, Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing sound effects. Just everything in general from the N64 gives me the happies.
American here, security camera and surveillance camera are indistinguishable. Nobody would request access to a security camera if they weren't looking for surveillance footage.
Our New TEE is available for 3 DAYS ONLY!!!! 🔨✨
Get it before it's GONE FOREVER 👉 shirtz.cool/hammered
Yes
gay
Best birthday present
Liam
shrimp
“that is such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” describes tequila perfectly
that end was hilarious,
@@thomaschexmix643 wtf bro id keep that to myself there is no statute of lamititons for mruder
@@JO-ih7uc bro his name is Thomas Chexmix
😂😂😂
And a woman 😂
Chad won't drink a flea drunk, but he will eat a fly sober.
_The Duality of Man_
maybe bro learned his lesson? prob not
He also will eat glue sober
They're probably fruit flies they are attracted to anything fermented.
I don't think he was sober when he ate that fly lol at least stoned
chad finishing two cans of seltzer before max guesses what a cactus is, is a perfect example of the show as a whole
Chad resorting to 'blue nose' as one of 3 blue things in existence is one of the funniest moments in cold ones history to me.
It was a very well known ship at one point, it’s still on the Canadian dime today
Max’s confused reaction adds even more to it lmao
@@deadlyalchemist397and Chad’s attempt to save it, too.
“The Twitter bird, uhhhh a blue nose.”
“What?”
“Lizard. Fuck.”
such a based pfp, thank you based god
Based Batter pfp
The cold ones crew are all legend
Max is clever and engaging
Chad is charming and warm
Darcy
Scott is kind and caring
Love these boys.
don't try and reason with these guys that's why we love them you idiot
Darcy
Darcy
Darcy
Darcy
the editors on this show are mind blowing.
Prezoh is gay
Yeah really good and getting better and better
@@jasonpreston2703 prezoh, he use to/still does mizkifs videos too
@@TriHardVIIno one cares about mizkif bro
@@JonboyKoi mizkids really still exist huh
The fact that bats ARE mammals and Max bullied Chad for asking if he was a flying mammal just felt like justice by prolonging him further 😂
shit had me dying 😂
To be fair, I’m not sure Chad knows how to read or even has a basic understanding of his senses
Asking if bats lay eggs and getting 'idk maybe??' had me fucking rolling
i think he was making fun of chad for not figuring out he was a bat as that is the only flying mammal
I was just watching this part and I’m happy that the top comment points this out
Max and Chad may not be pregnant, but they never fail to deliver
Chad is pregnant
Chad is pregnant
Chad is pregnet
Pregnant is Chad
@@uncletrucky oops my bad
obsessed with seeing scott absolutely chill while darcy does all the work. we’ve grown so much 👑
Scogg is just there to promote his shirts lmao, Darcy runs the show now
Nah Darcy is still a staple
27:29 Max trying to say “warped metal fork” while looking like a psych ward escapee made me laugh my ass off
a psych ward escapee passing a kidney stone or something 😂
This whole crew behind the cold ones channel not just Max and Chad, they all deserve a round of applause. Great video, great idea, great editing, just vibes. Im genuinely laughing and enjoying myself.
Drink along it’s a great time
@@laomein6199 Hell yea, I’ll drink to that 🍻
The Chad wranglers
too bad they're not real people, they're like Oompaloompas.
And Darcy is also there
It’s really awesome that the guys tried adding drinking to this one
Cause ya know, all the other ones are sober
Holy fuck this is easily one of the best episodes. A part 2 for this would be sick.
one of the best yet, i was crying lol
100% agree
Well done Darcy and the Team!!!
HOW
Kind of pisses me off how Max always wins though Chad clearly won this one by flying colours
Whoever’s idea it was to shapeshift Max at 21:19, give them a raise, that shit had me DYING!!
I love chadball it’s my favorite sport
I came back to the video a day later to say congrats to the editor. Whoever did this, you hit a spot for me with all the things you did. Makes funny content even better
Max: “Name three things you blow up”
Chad: “ balloon, condom when I’m bored, twin towers”. BRO ☠️
was he wrong tho? 🤔
I feel like the Oklahoma city building woulda been even better since it was actually blown up by ol Timmy boi instead of just crashed into
@@noodlelynoodle.wdym obama blew up the towers
Haha I know! I died hearing that. Reminds me of something the H3 crew would say. 😂😂😂
and act like i don't know nobody
Darcy: Does literally anything
Max and Chad: FUCK YOU DARCY
But Darcy is a 😿
@@DubHead69420wut
@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe, you can't deny it.
@@DubHead69420 I can’t deny what?
I don't know why, but watching them have fun together is so wholesome 😂
if only you knew what once was
its like some variation of recapturing childhood behaviors. like the video game music in the background, the general child like behavior of intoxicated man-boys
@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 don't forget the dead memes
@@JohnDoe-bi5cc hey b0ss
@@SomethingCool51 what can I say. Fresh road kill is still delicious.
Max’s laugh at 16:25 might be my favorite single event in all their videos
The fact he spills the soju by accidentally roughhandling it in pure glee followed by the absolute maniacal delirium of “CHAHAD WHAHAHAT” made me belly laugh
As an editor myself, I laughed at so many edits throughout the video. But for some reason, I absolutely lost it at how subtle the dog paw at 17:05 😂
dog be like ye its that one mate
As an American, a surveillance camera is a security camera lol. I'm with the boys on this one.
Real
27:30 Max’s deranged scream with the plastic mouth piece in killed me 💀
I haven't laughed that hard in ages ☠
Warped metal fork. :)
I laughed a bit harder when Chad had to do the outdo with it on and screaming “eugh - YUCK!” when he touched Max’s shirt 💀
Already bought my HAMMER tee fuck yeah can’t wait for it, my first RUclipsr merch I buy🌭
the editing at 25:17 is so fucking funny, the way the music cuts out and they're just silently sitting there completely belligerent and fucked up after being overwhelmed with simple game rules really says everything about them and this channel
14:14 “shut up Darcy” has the same energy as “shut up Meg” 💀
26:19 Max thinking he made that clearer to understand was the funniest thing ever 😂
I am laughing crying bro I'm dying. Especially the warped metal form 😭😭😭😭
i've watched it back like 10 times and it still makes me laugh
Every Max vs Chad competition eventually comes down to Max and Chad vs Darcey
Easier to band together with a common enemy
@@boo-la-la_666the enemy of my enemy is my friend!
Max: "Hello, you are real"
Me: *Phasing back into existence* Thank you Max, very cool.
3:22 Using the Plok boss theme as the background music for this is immaculate
based plok
The editing is getting so good, the dog paw really got me.
the editing on this one was phenomenal
Darsy is a brave soul for looking over these two big toddlers
Thanks guys
You 2 are those favorites cousins that everybody loves to see at the family gatherings 🤣
the two always making out
@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Um I don't where your from bro but that's on you.
@@rachelburke9223kissing cousins 😏
24:50 "pbbrouuurr noouuyurr"
i do miss scott producing these episodes but i also very much appreciate darcy's touch on these episodes lol
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
17:02 caught me so off guard 😂💀
I commented on that part too, fukn killed me! Lol
if anyone sees this , i must say i think coldones episodes also have the best music choices LOL editors just know fr. i love the diddy kong racing and plok! choices most
27:05 I love how the plastic thing in his mouth doesn’t hinder his ability to scream YES! at the top of his fucking lungs💀
The editors need a god damn Emmy 💀
I swear every time I see cold ones release a new video, my day gets a little better
I hope the editor and the person/s that clean get paid a hefty amount cause they deserve it
It’s funny how a panicked mind under a time constraint works. A lot of the questions you can almost say any 3 things it would work. Like 3 things not to do at a job interview, you immediately think of bad first impressions but you could say grill, die, dig a hole, get surgery, line dance, skydive, long division, it all works
I always skip youtuber promos for their merch but Cold Ones does it so well and makes it entertaining. Amazing work
Editors went crazy on this one, great vid!
How has nintendo not sued them yet lol
This editing is just genius. WTG editors!
So I got captain and gold peak extra sweet here and I tried keeping up with max, at 21:56 I needed to take a moment and breathe, y'all are a riot, thanks for the good times and the laughs!
13:50 “My bad pimp,” -🦗
Editing is so fucking good it's insane, the little dog paw pointing to the drink during tipsy tetris fucking killed me for some reason lmao
video came in clutch on the worst days ive had, appreciate you all
Hey man, just wanted to say you're heard and I hope things get better for you.
same here brother..
That makes it two of us. You got this king💪 hope the rest of the month goes by smoothly
Wishing you the best
Hope you get better
5:45 brought back different times. Actually hilarious how they keep that joke alive
Darcy was so good as every object in every fairban films skit and hes just as good of a producer for these episodes
so true
Love the little names darcy gives for the games, but I love most of all how the boys will make games more fun halfway through (like picking eachothers pieces in the tetris game) chefs kiss
26:35
This could be a hellraiser spoof shirt. Itd be the Grog Cenobite.
Chad has gotta be underpaid with Darcy running the show
Love the content
is that why he drinks harder?
Still the best editing on a RUclips channel! Their editor is the real star of the show
I watched this channel for so long when i was getting black out drunk to the point where i have a tattoo of the logo on my leg. I completely forgot about this channel because i stopped drinking. first video back
27:29 This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂
Chad says to Max: "You're a fruit loop mate."
Also Chad: Regularly shows Max his culk and bulbs
good way to do battle-shots is to use pizza boxes and draw your own grid that can fit your shot glasses
look at these little fellas giving us two videos back to back. we love cold ones 😩
27:30 I ain't laughed harder like that in a long time omg the way he yelled it when they didn't understand was hilarious.
I quit drinking 1.5 years ago, but I still love watching these 2 alcoholic boys
It's awfully bold of you to assume that I wouldn't want to be bludgeoned to death by Max and Chad.
“That’s such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” 2:55 I felt that way a lot of times
Maybe its just my perspective but this was one of the best cold ones videos in a while
The hat game was so hilarious, first max interrupted Chad's question about it being a mammal that flies, which would have been an obvious answer, then Max got told that a cactus was an object.
27:34 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Chand spins a 4
Max: That's Good for him
Chad: there is no way it can go off at 4
The game: I am about the end this mans career
12:58 when i'm excited to meet someone named bill.
The edit where max loses at Tetris and starts to yell and vanishes was so unexpected and incredibly hilarious. I almost spat out my drink out!
This is in the top 5 episodes of cold ones history. The pimp cricket is my favourite thing. Bring back the pimp cricket
holy shit the last game make me tear up laughing this has never happened to me before 27:29 28:03
Why did Darcy think a security camera and a surveillance camera was different 💀💀
Because he's 16
we in america usually call it security, while in Australia, the UK, and other places call it surveillance camera :/ they're picky
Probably to mess with him
Max and Chad are like GTA protagonists who finished main storyline, side quests and they are vibing living life to the fullest
Bot
As an American where security/surveillance cameras exist, I can say that security camera and surveillance camera are synonymous.
Iove this content way better then podcasts in my opinion, maybe the 2020 situation was a blessing in disguise
When they yell and disappear I laugh every time. Great editing, great videos, love the crew!
I cant remember the last time a video made me laugh this hard. Thanks Cold Ones!
9:32 “ow my eye I need paper tower”
I love how the "most replayed" point in the video is literally just Chad actually suffering. Says a lot about us doesn't it?
Roz from Monsters Inc out of nowhere absolutely killed me. I used to love that movie lol
Max and Chad being super bros in this video. Absolutely great energy. Always fun to see the lads having a good time ✌️
24:40 is just so perfect
You guys easily have the best team of editors , they never fail to impress
27:34 max was actually terrifying.
This video made me laugh so hard. Each new video just keeps getting better!
Also, I LOVE all of the Banjo-Kazooie, Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing sound effects. Just everything in general from the N64 gives me the happies.
Max has one of the most contagious laughs ever. I love your guys content. Keep up the good work.
Im certain the editor of these videos is a magician
You know I’m going to rewatch this at least ten times
28 minutes of “shut up Darcy” 😂
American here, security camera and surveillance camera are indistinguishable. Nobody would request access to a security camera if they weren't looking for surveillance footage.
Darcy constantly reminding them they don’t need to completely destroy everything at all times but forgets what he brought them there to do
security camera is the same as surveillance camera 100%
18:11 Darcy looking like "Why the fuck do I do this for a living."
Darcy wondering if he left he stove on
Darcy wondering if he did what he needed to do that day
Darcy realizing hes taking care of 2 drunks for entertainment
buy one get three free aah comment
6:11 fun fact, the bluenose is actually the name of a boat! So technically Chad could have won the point with that one!
Give your editor a raise, he's amazing.
Shout out to whoever chose to include the plok boss music in the battleshots segment, absolute banger of a tune
i love well payed editors. making videos so much better :)