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Music -
Outro:
Hxmlock - Littleroot / littleroot
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
These quizzes actually drove us insane...

[@LeoGuidi]

“THANOS IS BALD HE CAN’T EVEN MAKE HIM DO PASTA”
That’s the best quote I’ve ever heard

[@bigpigeon2384]

Dick hairs. Checkmate atheist

[@Abexian2234]

@@bigpigeon2384 Ass hair. Double checkmate.

[@bigpigeon2384]

AL Lex2234 no he can’t do ass hairs dumbass how will he see what he cooks

[@krok2112]

It took me 5 months to understand the joke. I thought it was just a deep fried shitpost

[@krymal2991]

i don't get it

[@arthurmorgan8902]

"I'm giving birth"
"Sir we don't do delivery"

[@BeanColored]

Omg my smooth brain took too long to comprehend this Fucking amazing joke why how did I let myself be this dumb
When I finally understood it I screeched/laughed
Your joke made my night oml

[@scythxr25]

Thats a reply...

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝘿𝙞𝙂𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙤

[@tacoandurmom]

@@BeanColored
same

[@endielad1585]

STOP MUDERING ME I CAN'T BREEAATHHH
AHHAAHAHHA

[@Jackfrommt]

Carson’s laugh is three breaths in, three laughs out.

[@timewellspent8137]

The law of equal exchange

[@limenade3604]

as soon as i read that he did the thing

[@acez6756]

Thanks Obama

[@hamadsajid3444]

Btw 911 likes let's make os stay os that way.

[@Jackfrommt]

Time Well Spent indeed

[@revkun]

I want Cooper saying “ITS CUMIN.” As a notification for whenever something I’ve ordered is being delivered

[@-Mason]

i think he meant something else by that...

[@revkun]

@@-Mason I know

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@-Mason Go on. Make my day.

[@callm3b333]

buhhhhhh sameeeee

[@soumildusara4500]

Lmao I would pay a good amount of money to get this notification sound so like whenever the driver is coming around the block notification says “ITS CUMIN” and I would laugh so hard that the poor poor poor post mates deliver guy or whatever has to wait until I calm my self down and take the food

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

The whole sausage Sammy bit speed runs the 5 stages of grief

[@its_yaya5782]

And invents entirely new ones.

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

Its_yaya grief #6 _SAUSAGE SAMMY_

[@ceppoc]

I die equally as much every time I watch that bit

[@hotmojoe2483]

IM GONNA THROW UUUP

[@vb4596]

#5. Birth

[@porterpgw6737]

“So that’s about it”
*shakes hand*

[@blakeandrews6892]

Mr. Strider SHAKES ASSHOLE TILL IT PROLAPSES

[@kiwi9402]

*Um*

[@masterdaniel9665]

And im not into that.

[@dragasalt7493]

"Yeah, can I get the sausage Sammy?"
Me: *And so, it begins.*

[@BlackMetalBroad]

I don't know how often I watched that specific part, I lost count at 14

[@Sammy-go9tf]

Oh shit, I'm Sammy

[@justaboutmcfreakinhadit9571]

ok sammy

[@FinnDG117]

@@Sammy-go9tf then get S A U S A G E

[@hithere-lr2iv]

BlackMetalBroad Why do you want that?

[@britishguy682]

That "Sausage Sammy" scene never fails to make me laugh my ass off

[@britishguy682]

🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️

[@britishguy682]

AHHHHHHHHUJBHHHHHHH

[@britishguy682]

I have fake accounts apparently

[@-paralysis_demon]

SAME EVERY TIME I REWATCH IT I LAUGH SO HARD IT HURTS 💀💀

[@S1LLY_MAST3R_SHAK3_L0V3R]

“Sir please there’s a line”
**GROANS**

[@cooldudemcgee4457]

“Bottom right”
“BOTTOM RIGHT”
*”b o t t o m r i g h t”*
*(Armageddon)*

[@jackandfriends1358]

Yo mama so fat thanos had 2 clap

[@MokouDonuts]

Jack And friends ok

[@catycottage]

*world war 3*

[@liarliarimonfire]

Jack And friends he clapped 2 times he had “2 clap”

[@stongfats]

every time he gets it wrong a war starts

[@Schnoicky]

Carson: Picks picture of orange
Carson’s Friends: *You have chosen instant death*

[@tr3xx836]

**war noises**

[@niteshade1235]

bruh i got in trouble bc i put the clip of cooper yelling “its cumin” on my sc story

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

niteshade123 literally how did you get “””””in trouble”””” for that

[@niteshade1235]

thanos kermit bc my mom was all like “you think i dont know what cum is”

[@lilbroomstick5126]

@@niteshade1235 wow. That sounds like my grandmother.

[@0peachii]

Charlie: It's not- It's not FUNNY
*1 second later*
Charlie: *CHEESY HAMBURGER*

[@NovaliteDreams]

WTF is your profile picture

[@b3_op103]

@@NovaliteDreams 😂

[@death_kaffee]

@@NovaliteDreams umm furrys???????

[@sdani.]

@@death_kaffee sonic fans

[@sapphirerose5139]

@@death_kaffee uwu

[@bevrix]

8:58 “Sir, please, there’s a line.”
*Procedes to tear a galaxy in half*

[@sumguyiguess7697]

"WE ARE ALL OUT."

[@draytonis]

I feel like Carson makes his friends more insane than the quizzes.

[@notjoe4318]

C A R O N

[@draytonis]

profesorcraz 123 fuck

[@toddd7573]

I don’t wanna be that guy, but it’s Carson not Carson’s. I’m want to tell you this early so people don’t go crazy about it in the reply section.

[@prestonpetrill5056]

i saw kingani's video so i decided to try out a quiz and the first one i saw was "choose your favorite cuss words and we'll reveal your favorite sex position"

[@draytonis]

Todd D thanks

[@jhinjhiminji9128]

Carson has 3 different forms of laughter:
Chuckle,
Helium escaping from a balloon,
h O N K

[@johnthereposter5242]

WTF XD

[@hellhoundwoman]

Also goat laugh lol

[@ohhi5752]

Liz and?

[@EpilepticEnthusiasts]

Yes

[@l3gacy630]

@@johnthereposter5242 goat mode laught

[@CorBYSchmorBY]

Carson’s the only person I know who can collectively start world war three over a grape fruit

[@superpigamelol7876]

Bruh

[@hathe_0]

Breh

[@JlGGLYPUFF]

brah?

[@godlyhax4172]

@@JlGGLYPUFF broh

[@JlGGLYPUFF]

@@godlyhax4172 *B R I H*

[@coopsmcdoops]

That McDonalds roleplay was peak performance. These guys need to be hired as actors.

[@terrorbite2128]

Carson will never get hired anywhere after what happened :(

[@Big_Goob]

I got bad news for you buddy.

[@coopsmcdoops]

@@terrorbite2128 They had a whole career ahead of them

[@fordunfocus]

I got good news

[@sirbirbton]

@@terrorbite2128 Nah if an employer does just a surface level amount of research then they'd see he didn't actually do anything wrong

[@Botlivesmatter00]

The fact that Carson said "Remy" and not the rat just proves that he is cultured.

[@shareefshabani756]

Ashton Smith Thank god he didn't say the rats name was Ratatouille

[@boat4l658]

@Gavin Hogberg its actually not lol... its "Remy"

[@agungrowagus957]

I mean... A rat really just saved the universe by just stepping a buttons and saved Ant-Man... You know the rest.

[@gdsemi5840]

@Gavin Hogberg Uncultured swine

[@tyrunty6187]

Remy only needs hair to operate, not specifically head hair....

[@evstar2645]

Traves: You chose a tetradecahedron, not a tetrahedron.
Also Traves: *w h a t a r e n o u n s*

[@kitteninabag7402]

Carson chose tetrahedron and the right answer was tetradecagon so Travis was also being dumb there too

[@edvardmolnar8013]

@@kitteninabag7402 u saying it wrong

[@kitteninabag7402]

Edvard19 4:38

[@Sam-dk7zl]

You currently have 666 likes. You are the 😈

[@distortion3451]

A noun is a type of word that describes an aaction: flying clicking walking etc......

[@prawnfriend7394]

i have never laughed harder than when I heard "I'M GIVING BIRTH" mixed with pure white noise and screaming

[@themold]

Brother
Us chunky turrets unite at last

[@LocalHolehead]

@chunky turret
Fatty.

[@popcornegg4405]

SlackSloucher no u

[@yrraall]

Who was the one who said I'm giving birth

[@LocalHolehead]

@idk
Daddy Mason.

[@thecottageinthewoods7316]

I wish it was 2019 again

[@Braums_]

To be honest same

[@eggthing-dx2oz]

2018 was such a good year

[@shakewell42]

me too fam

[@labeastmode25]

😔

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

I wanna be who I was before this.

[@ObamaToyreviews]

Carson in 2014: “welcome to the ice bucKet challenge!”
Carson in 2019: “can I get a *s a u s a g e s a m m y?* “

[@noah9373]

_ liv u know Carson didn’t say sausage sammy

[@ObamaToyreviews]

xd nebz1465 I know, I was talking about like what his videos leveled up to

[@comedicgenius6792]

Brother!

[@linus5597]

Mr.Obama father Obama what is your last name

[@wildfire9280]

@@linus5597 rasputin

[@Slimecicle]

good video CallMeSalad

[@seaweed6668]

Lmao

[@amyhulett2787]

Wow, I didn't know RUclips worked like this.

[@tarrahforcier477]

Surpised that i was only able to find this with thay comment feature youtube has for mobile.

[@insertnamehere1983]

Good comment Saladcicle

[@zunvo200]

B

[@CheckerDX]

*”CAN I GET THE UH- SAUSAGE SAMMY-“* killed me.

[@thomasc.4637]

Yes

[@mrr4067]

Do you want cram?
Yes.

[@goooce]

*C R A M* The part when Carson clicked on Sausage Sammy killed me. That screech tho.

[@NintendoNerd64]

Yeah uhhh can I get uhhh mcbreakfast?

[@spiritedbot3051]

One bucket of cram. Can I buy 1 bucket of cram. And maybe can u throw in a cram sword?

[@peterg.mainetti9871]

Highlights I keep coming back to:
0:25 It's CUMIN
2:40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine/Breakup
4:26 "What's even an arugula?"
5:11 Is travis smarter than a 5th grader?
7:05 CHEESE.
7:56 The McDonald's saga begins
8:02 c h e e s y h a m b u r g e r
8:28 McBreakfast/Sausage Sammy
9:31 ????????
11:00 Literally just a salad
12:52 Dry spaghetti
13:09 I watch The Office
13:50 Find the grapefruit (ft. World War 3)

[@bawicz0]

12:30

[@godrickthegrafted7583]

Thank you

[@GavinFromWeb]

12:42 I CRUSH CLAVICLES

[@ardo3105]

10:13 NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@Olliver666]

As someone who hasn’t finished the video yet the last 5ish have me very concerned-

[@volunteer997]

“get him a sausage sammy”
The Official Dwayne the Rock Johnson RUclips Channel: “ok sammy”

[@bravo2675]

Dare use my name in vain

[@lisaNaRVo69]

^ u gay

[@dr1pryze282]

volunteer 997
B

[@robbytheatomicengineer5749]

i legit just got done watching that episode

[@robbytheatomicengineer5749]

Video*

[@halfasoap1172]

*Employee dying*
"It's a boy!"
"I'm gonna throw up!

[@koolkid5223]

Mom: Hey, I’m gonna go get some McDonald’s. Do you want anything?
Me: Yeah, Can I get a Sausage Sammy and some Potato Fingers?

[@diediedice]

C H E E Z Y O N M Y P E E N I E

[@FunkiBeastLin]

And the Hand Sandwich pls!

[@eye-nb4sq]

Can I get-uh mcpick 2?

[@absolute6952]

Sorry we don’t serve McBreakfast at this time.

[@connor7648]

hand sandwich

[@yeeter7348]

It's honestly depressing to see them getting separated, they really got me through some times.

[@sinistrality7883]

same, they got me through my anxiety in those years, and to see them all go away is just saddening.

[@yeetyeetskeetskeet266]

This video will never not make me laugh. The pure, unadulterated stupidity and hatred are honestly the most funny things ever.

[@bloxydude2313]

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[@CaptainStereo]

@@bloxydude2313 skrrt

[@bloxydude2313]

@@CaptainStereo more like skeet

[@leonthebigfat]

its a boy

[@sibilac8009]

@@bloxydude2313 9

[@bakescake1254]

*"IM GIVING BIRTH"*
"Excuse me?"
"Give him a sausage sammy!"
"I gotta get him a sausage sammy!"
"Its a boy!"
*SCREAMS OF THE UNDERWORLD*

[@cruiser1010]

Bakescake 1
*”IM GONNA THROW UP”*

[@gabriel-rj7xb]

what a chaotic segment

[@h4t602]

i cried of laughter during that part

[@UestusBronxton]

I couldn't breathe at that part

[@dirtyharry1259]

Ok Sammy

[@KarmaStar]

"I HAVE A PERSONALITY, I WATCH THE OFFICE. IT'S OK, I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE."
"AAAH AH AAAAAAH AHHHH"
Best part of the whole video

[@brendanp1928]

Bruh that over the SAUSAGE SAMMY. ARE YOU DUMB

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

KarmaStar I agree!

[@cherrisoda892]

BRUH OVER THAT OVER SAUSAGE SAMMY?

[@AAAAAA-rd8zh]

Dude I fucking c a c k l e d with the Big Time Rush theme

[@joeru3276]

IM WOKE IM WOKE IM WOKE IM WOKE

[@liriksukun2430]

*This is my favorite video that i can't stop watching. 2021 really starting off really bad for me..*
Edit: *the return of the king*

[@liriksukun2430]

@@will_1996 it's still gold so ill probably watch it again and again and again

[@chou9303]

i can't stop either, but at the same time i feel hurt...

[@liriksukun2430]

@@chou9303 truth is that the situation is not even that big of a deal, people just made it a big deal because it's Carson.

[@eggplant7799]

@@liriksukun2430 Don’t get me wrong, the thing he did was completely immoral, but they are playing it out to be a way bigger thing than it is. I just feel sorry for him, he’s on his way to a tumble and it’s gonna get bad. Seeing the person who’s helped me through my worst times like this sucks, but I can’t help but feel betrayed. It’s like danplan all over again....

[@liriksukun2430]

@@eggplant7799 agreed..

[@lakey1237]

"Pick something red that isn't a to-"
Jawsh: *TOMATO*

[@maybejackbright1581]

Haha Jawsh is funny

[@paulsoriano5406]

Me: "Can I use the bathroom?"
Teacher: "why didnt you use the bathroom during the lunch break?"
Bathroom during lunch break: 9:27-9:38

[@masterdaniel9665]

Underrated

[@Real_Kaedinh]

Literal murders are happening

[@toxaneee]

Your comment is best comment I ever seen

[@whatbraincell5136]

I think I busted a lung

[@user-og7ow3hv2w]

**femur breaks**
**screams**

[@oops3798]

*Employee Dying*
*"IT'S A BOY!"*
_"I'm gonna throw up"_

[@vinnie5895]

*yes*

[@taraomnes9345]

Well thats carson for ya

[@Ernie57]

*Hyperventilates*

[@bzboy21]

*9:32* Timestamp to the Moment.

[@Ernie57]

Busyboy 21 thank you

[@rafaelj8808]

Im going to miss this so fucking much.
Edit: *the return of the king*

[@turtleboy-ei1fn]

If you download the video before RUclips removes it you can re-upload it!

[@xeli3046]

@@Diprobase wait what?

[@PennyO_O]

@@Diprobase Fun fact: James Charles won Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2021.

[@PennyO_O]

@@Diprobase Yes.

[@rangoon2]

He's innocent but I don't think he'll come back. We can only hope he's doing okay.

[@thecrimsoncomet9917]

"Are you saying Remy is NOT an Avenger?"
*cut to scene in endgame where a freakin rat turns on the quantum tunnel in the van*

[@geoboi31]

😶

[@Emilia-tg4lt]

TheCrimsonComet OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT

[@ondriskosakoski7038]

😮

[@c0ldv01d9]

😩

[@alaaxted169]

🤤

[@kiplingwasafurry1108]

I love how Traves has two modes:
1. “No you chose tetrahedron instead of tetradecahedron.”
and
2. “WHAT ARE NOUNS?”

[@cellmax55]

also how to draw a four leaf clover for my alligator

[@mythicrif1921]

It's the same mode

[@spnatter]

And how he asked if Antarctica was the frozen one

[@stational04]

Traves's brain is like a computer

[@nathaniellopez5000]

"grilled cheese"

[@teskerata7822]

My favorite thing ever:
“Thanos is bald he can’t even make him do pasta”
I laughed SO DAMN HARD

[@cruzcontrol1303]

Oliver Skee that was so underrated lmao

[@yourmomsfavoriteblonde59]

Oliver Skee its so funny how thos small comments are like the funniest parts of the videos

[@fatherthomas88]

I don’t understand it
Don’t you fucking dare wooosh me

[@El_Andru]

Remmy would cook such a banger meal that he'd die. Lol

[@klutzmtg2310]

I still don't understand lmfao.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

So much for Honey, lmfao

[@minerqd]

Markiplier (BIG LION)

[@psuedomyspace]

@@minerqd He's so fuckin' powerful...

[@bigbiz8075]

“Pick something red that isn’t a tomato”
*”A TOMATO”*

[@imonlyokatstuff]

This shouldn’t be funny, but is is. It really is.

[@bigbiz8075]

Batzi
Ur what now

[@captaineldeezee1336]

Say a yellow fruit

[@Snowyoaks2]

StagmanMiles umm

[@scrunklypasta]

@The Meme Court r/woosh

[@blixology]

that “its a boy!” line was god tier

[@IOSIRIS]

Only thing missing was the screen lighting on fire and causing multiple acres of forest to burn down

[@OfficialIvy2006]

@@IOSIRIS That's Outdated & Not Found.

[@IOSIRIS]

@@OfficialIvy2006 I know

[@theattempter7221]

he should’ve said the line was well delivered

[@sh1tstain]

I was expecting to hear a chomp sound effect and then hear the line “It’s a girl now!”

[@vomerconch9795]

FOR THE LAST TIME, HIS NAME ISN’T RATATOUILLE, IT’S RATATOUILLE’S MONSTER

[@mickeywilcox4336]

This joke is layered and funny. Well done.

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Lmao

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@mickeywilcox4336 do you know what also has layers?

[@mickeywilcox4336]

A salad?

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@mickeywilcox4336 *o g r e s*

[@Nayir_]

I miss this group. 2019 was such a good year.

[@landon7387]

“he listened to me... I’m in”
Most underrated line of the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cross6560]

Landon who said that

[@landon7387]

Mr Dude 10:50

[@purinblade]

Mr Dude Mason

[@Davidpoland2005]

Wasnt funny

[@christophermedrano8806]

Who's underrating it

[@danakrygier8369]

I finally understand what Charlie means when, “Thanos is bald, he can’t even make him do pasta”. Remy controlled Linguini by his hair to make pasta. Thanos is bald. Charlie is an intellectual.

[@3xspiredmilk]

big brain shit

[@unkind_grape9077]

Just gotta go up his ass

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@unkind_grape9077 control him via his ass and ball hair

[@unkind_grape9077]

Carl, Wheezer of souls ah yes I see you have more the half a Brian cell to

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

He just gotta bend the chin folds

[@rubygln4696]

“You know that the rat from ratatouille is not an avenger right?”
The rat that saved Scott from the quantum realm: *”U M”*

[@bowgoldenrod]

OH FUCK XD

[@sylvia7961]

ExCusE ME- the rat that is our lord and savior

[@siddharthkishore4400]

I'm tearing up laughing at this but man do I wish he comes out of the controversy well and continues to give us content like this

[@FBC662]

Ikr he didn’t even do anything that bad

[@shermansmells]

I miss him so much

[@jjd3hner544]

I don’t think we’ll ever get content like this from Carson again, most of the lunch club cut ties with him after everything came out

[@oknoarguement1804]

It’s happening

[@siddharthkishore4400]

@@oknoarguement1804 ?

[@DragonaxFilms]

"I wanna be who I was before this" is such a powerful yet sad line.

[@humantent945]

It's very moving.

[@amberlarch7922]

No one:
Carson and his friends: going apeshit over *salad*

[@lisaNaRVo69]

yes

[@theratman6718]

s a l a d

[@lisaNaRVo69]

*_KALE SALAD_*

[@savage_xxotsxx5950]

Grilled McChicken Salad

[@amberlarch7922]

@@savage_xxotsxx5950 the only salad to e v e r e x ist

[@dgawnsu6488]

I don’t think I laughed harder to the word “Sausage Sammy”

[@basilmybeloved9636]

S A U S A G E S A M M Y

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

it's one comma away from "Can I have your Sausage Sammy?" to "Can I have your Sausage, Sammy?"

[@ribbit5037]

That's two words, boomer

[@bruhdestroyer3051]

That's two words, boomer

[@bluebro827]

That’s two words, boomer

[@redyoshi777]

I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard at a video.

[@MunExe]

Veggietales: In the future, humor will be randomly generated.
2019:

[@nqrtzy8765]

мun exe they were right because carson + the gang be robots lol

[@stephenthethiccboi9775]

*_S A L A D_*

[@prodxJJ]

C H E E S E

[@TheCoffeeCrafterMinecraft]

SALAD

[@TiredAkami]

WEED EATER

[@theaniquiler7248]

"This is the worst comment section"
Everyone: *KALE SALAD*

[@lucast1742]

KALE SALAD Jotaro san

[@wiir6447]

this is the best

[@kalpers5175]

TheAniquiler oh god not my name in a salad

[@mrpatoloco6261]

*AAOOOGAAA*

[@crocodinky]

i like how Kale is my nickname

[@happymilk7433]

“Thanos is bald, he can’t even make him do pasta.”

[@KuroiShiAnimu]

He can hide in his foreskin and control him through pubes

[@happymilk7433]

KuroiShi Thank you but also please never speak again

[@myamazurek4371]

theres 6

[@happymilk7433]

Mya Mazurek now there's 7

[@happymilk7433]

papapizzababa ! It's hard to make pasta if someone stole your hands and made some nice gloves with them

[@Emblazened]

Sometimes I rewatch this and my chest hurts. Miss you Carson. Wish things could be like this again. You brought so many funny people together.

[@deichwald23]

Fr he brought so many funny people into my eyes

[@Emblazened]

​@Maizei Bassett
3
MORE
DAYS

[@blakez_music]

"Sir, please...there's a line."
*_"FGHHFHHT"_*
"We're all out.."
*_"RGHHHH"_*

[@figurehater]

can you *please* stop EATING the McDonald's intercom?

[@maiumisu]

*wait how did the customer get inside how is he a employee?*

[@iristhegamergirl]

I’M GIVING BIRTH

[@maiumisu]

_Excuse me?_

[@iristhegamergirl]

Definitely Cheese
Give him a Sausage Sammy!

[@casper8265]

_I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE LAUGHING SO HARD AT A MCDONALDS SALAD BUT _*_HERE I AM, WHEEZING IN MY BED, UNSURE IF I AM ALIVE ANYMORE_*

[@CoasterFish]

wendy honestly mood

[@carolwhite1256]

Same!

[@KermaHillway]

I don’t think Carson has ever laughed so hard in his entire gaming career.

[@feepentertainment6752]

South America

[@AstroBear22]

Well maybe you should watch the GTAV vod...

[@mchausverbot]

Gaming

[@aron1089]

You have been wrong'd

[@ugandanknuckles6939]

Shroud face

[@insertname9577]

McDonalds employee: "We gotta get him the sausage sammy!"
*The depths of hell opens up*

[@justclover6123]

It went from “Mcbreakfast” to “I’m giving birth” way too fast

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙨

[@gamerf1uid]

*hyperventilates in pain*

[@triggerhappydan736]

I literally almost threw up from laughing at that part of the video

[@evanballard983]

It wasn’t fast enough..

[@cupcakegaming882]

I was WHEEZING for that entire part 🤣

[@HeyItsZak]

this might've been the funniest and most chaotic video i have ever watched

[@spawsAss]

it rivals charlie's weather video in chaoticness

[@MrTheil]

NoobMaster69 And I thought Ted’s Big Lion bullshit radiated the most crackhead energy
Boy was I wrong

[@animelver5566]

@@MrTheil same man but I was there when *B I G L I O N* killed everything and everyone

[@isaac4404]

10:43 the quiet fury of "you creatures" is both hilarious and terrifying

[@youraveragebraincells620]

and hot 👀👄👀

[@therese294776]

the mingled disgust and resignation in Noah's voice are what keep me coming back to this video

[@milkweechris8181]

Your average braincells you horny creature

[@corvinstory]

@@youraveragebraincells620 you

[@amazintech]

it’s so hard every time I watch this to not die at “YEAH CAN I GET THE SAUSAGE SAMMY”

[@willz8623]

I haven’t laughed so hard at something related to McDonald’s.

[@Jack-nn6gn]

i got flashbacks to that video of the misfits in a drive thru skit from years ago

[@sorexlozen8968]

Obamium
But what about that McDonald’s sprite?

[@liaabearr3607]

i dont think anyone has

[@jay-bs3tf]

“scroll down”
“scroll back up”
“scroll down...”
*_” c h e e s e “_*

[@Stinker0610]

*c h e e s y*
*h a m b u r g e r*

[@jeffersonsosa5714]

Ꮥ ᕱ u Ꮥ ᕱ g ꂅ Ꮥ ᕱ ო ო Ꭹ

[@Larissas-Jungle]

@@jeffersonsosa5714 §ąų§æğə §åmmý

[@realitybenderd.d.g7904]

MmmmMMMMmm

[@image_not_uploaded]

ɦ ǟ ɨ ʀ ʏ ռ ʊ ɢ ɢ ɛ ȶ ֆ

[@jasontarbox690]

Carson: asks questions
Travis: nervous sweating

[@yellopal]

@@chickenisgood9729 why though?

[@WaterDoesGaming]

Really getting hid salad tossed

[@jeffgiraffe1692]

"Mason, You mind telling me what you're doing in the nurse's office?"
"IM GONNA FROW UP"

[@charliebright4926]

Honest to God, haven't laughed like this in a while.

[@JackGielow]

Me too especially on the McDonald's one that was hilarious

[@marcusgreer7331]

Charlie Bright the sausage Sammy bit killed me

[@nono-hv3so]

*SAUSAGE SAMMY*

[@underscoreboobee]

same

[@aarovprasad391]

Same

[@ctaylor2412]

Nobody:
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing
My brain: *YEAH CAN I GET A SAUSAGE SAMMY*

[@solei_6572]

Candace Taylor this happened to me in class a while ago and I died laughing

[@gameboy3d943]

8:43

[@clepy985]

cheesy hamburger

[@fitness_gram_paper_test]

*Groans*

[@Camilo_D2005]

Same bro

[@b0NNb0NN]

“Ratatouille isn’t an avenger”
Who was the rat who saved ant man?

[@justastrider3252]

*OH SHIT*

[@lemongrabs9338]

That explains the whole movie. It was ratatouille who killed thanos

[@Corghy]

Thy mythologies were right

[@eliotharrell6061]

Wow

[@lryiss9407]

*THE PROPHESY*

[@Nobody-707]

Slimecicle saying its not funny and immediately saying cheesy hamburger after is the type of person I aspire to be

[@SnakesAnimations]

Denial: We are all out!
Anger: SIR WHY ARE YOU EATING THE MCDONALDS INTERCOM
Bargaining: I've gotta give him a sausage sammy!
Depression: *employee dying*
Acceptance: It's a boy!

[@ncialex4009]

Is this the 5 stages of brief? 😂

[@goose6360]

@@ncialex4009 the.
The five stages of.
Of brief...?

[@ncialex4009]

O wait, it was Grief

[@justsomedefaultpfpwithamus8189]

@@goose6360 same

[@justsomedefaultpfpwithamus8189]

@@goose6360 wait I didn't see the read more

[@ericberg1460]

13:14
I have a personality, I am extra and social, BIG TIME RUSH PLAYS
Holy crap that killed me

[@solei_6572]

“I’m woke I’m woke I’m woke I’m woke”
That got me before that part

[@dollbit2770]

*I have a personality, I watch Friends and The Office, it's okay, I have a SOCIAL LIFE.*
*Big Time Rush plays*

[@looloo1732]

That's Trash it doesn’t say friends

[@kao3453]

Gamin RMPX has o o

[@ppeggy45]

3:09 anyone realise that 'thats about it' and 'see ya' were Cr1tikals/Penguinzos ending lines? Lmao.

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

I realized that a couple months ago. That is hilarious

[@spagetnigerian6640]

3:09 bro shut the fuck up. Lmao.

[@dietmilkk]

Those are literally common phrases to every human ever

[@Lolpy.]

Bruh that’s literally just a common phrase

[@onewhackman1338]

School: we prepare students for the future.
Grown adults: what are nouns?
Which is Antarctica? Is that the frozen one?

[@kitteninabag7402]

"Burger patties are flat meatballs"
"Shut up!"
They hated God because he told them the truth

[@QualityGamingStudios]

THEY’RE NOT THEY’RE NOT

[@ru406]

AHHA YES🤣🤣

[@jrrmyt]

Kitten in A bag if tomatoes are fruit then ketchup is a smoothie

[@orppranator5230]

Kitten in A bag Flat meatballs are rolled patties.

[@thepathogenicruler1399]

Carson laughing like a deflated sponge is the only thing keeping me alive

[@Double-D1]

No he sound like a man dat luaghf

[@bryannlmb9810]

ok but wtf is a deflated sponge

[@thepathogenicruler1399]

@@bryannlmb9810 A feeling of pain and torment

[@psuedomyspace]

That Honey ad aged like milk...

[@nighmara-9146]

"What to do if an old lady fell and she can't get up"
Google:Help her
Bing:
KILL KILL KILL

[@Velursal]

Seb ;-; kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

[@Ethan-pd4ny]

STOMP STOMP STOMP

[@lordkab00m]

So that’s why google has 5x more users...

[@cock6124]

CURB STOMP CURB STOMP CURB STOMP

[@godlydevil]

GET HER UHHH S A U A U G E S A M M Y

[@masterzoroark6664]

Traves is just a preschooler who somehow evolved into an adult...

[@srohitkumar1599]

woof

[@andrewthomasprism9388]

He got leveled up on Victory Road.

[@D33foxtrotlpt]

They just spawned as a adult with no childhood

[@Misanthropolis]

Sooo...a millennial?

[@hotmilkfromgod]

Kristers Feldmanis everyone knows anyone born after 1993 cant cook, all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie 😡

[@Ace-385]

I HAVE A PERSONALITY. I WATCH THE OFFICE. IS OKAY. I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE-
**BIG TIME RUSH THEME PLAYS**

[@doomsycth4476]

13:15

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Ive never laughed harder than watching this clip, rewinding 5 seconds, and repeat

[@r3d_r0b1n]

WOAH OH OOOH OH

[@ciover4026]

@@r3d_r0b1n Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't hesitate.

[@r3d_r0b1n]

@@ciover4026 when your going big time

[@b00k_emdan-o]

I am gonna miss Carson for real. An irreplaceable person but his career will wither away or withdrawal.

[@chaserjohnson2779]

I don't think Carson's career is finished. I'm guessing he'll be out for a year getting help.

[@alexs3322]

@@chaserjohnson2779 that's all we can hope for

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

@@alexs3322 yes

[@dissmo706]

an

[@gazsotheweirdestdude213]

Wtf are you guy talking bout?

[@ziwuri]

I have never laughed as hard as at the "customer giving birth"-part. One of the more underrated pieces of that bit was Carson just continuing on with the McDonald's quiz while his friend was giving birth.

[@roguerayquaza2547]

8:59 sounds like a horse going: NEIRGHH

[@til1461]

9:36 sounds like a trap

[@Matoro-wp9hy]

9:24
"Get Him a Sausage Sammy"
"I gotta get him a sausage Sammy"
*screams of the underworld*
*Employee Dying*
"It's a boy"
Why is this funny?

[@metalgearzwei]

put employee dying before screams of the underworld, that works better
edit: I KNOW CARSON SUBTITLED IT LIKE THAT BUT CARSON IS WRONG

[@symm7407]

𝗬 𝗘 𝗔 𝗛 𝗖 𝗔 𝗡 𝗜 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘 𝗦 𝗔 𝗨 𝗦 𝗔 𝗚 𝗘 𝗦 𝗔 𝗠 𝗠 𝗬 ?

[@ilovesmelling]

@The fat MAN I think they mean why is it so funny

[@LowdownMonty]

I cant breathe 😂😂☺

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

"I wanna be who I was before this!"
Me too Charlie... Me too.

[@SupHapCak]

Poor baby

[@gruffbobains1984]

The sausage sammy part was hilarious i restarted that part so many times lol

[@jackleavens1661]

Therapist: French CallMeCarson isn’t real, you don’t need to be afraid of him
French CallMeCarson: 5:55

[@tunksume2471]

Good job

[@teddiedoggo8965]

Funny and original am i right boys....please stop jack

[@beruckle]

Jack Leavens stfu

[@lynn2100]

SUPPORT GACHAFALL uhhh idk what happened 2 weeks ago but you okay dude?

[@beruckle]

Lemnie _Chai I was angry because people like this just use shitty templates for memes to get a bunch of likes

[@karffdt]

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, DO A PART TWO TO THIS. I LAUGHED SO HARD.

[@isabutreal]

i agree

[@adumbcanadian773]

SAME LMAOOO

[@somsods]

Sausage Sammy

[@dragonfruiity]

Yesss I don't think I stopped smiling for the whole vid

[@lemon6014]

My lungs started to hurt at how much i was laughing at the mcdonalds menu bit

[@danielsama4711]

sponge man ice cream

[@kingollie5468]

sponge man ice cone

[@MingValentine]

sponge man ice cone

[@whiteisquiet5975]

sponge man ice cone

[@lunalessthan3]

Woah

[@iwantpicturesofspider-man314]

2:39
They said “GAY” like a barber shop quartet.

[@myman7504]

5:54
Carson: *French intensifies*

[@transsexualcomrade]

i'm fucking wheezing

[@azo97654]

Lol

[@Pawndremusic]

This video has just demostrated people losing their sanity slowly throughout this video.

[@malon6048]

you are so funny.

[@masteryoda4770]

I haven’t laughed this hard in years.

[@robertmulligan7726]

I practically died laughing at the Sausage Sammy part

[@Cytise91]

Can i get the sausage sammy

[@elizabethbeckstrom679]

I think I died.

[@livdrawz6234]

Same, I’m fucking crying

[@_NmS]

bro i miss this group, it's sad they have gone each their way

[@probablybonbon9055]

8:37-9:49 is the hardest I've ever laughed in my my life

[@finnmcmisslefanchannel-pt3xu]

*SASSAGE SAMMY*

[@MyChannel-xl9mu]

Watch last gta v vid on second Carson's channel, you'll e x p l o d e in laugh XD

[@eknnke4463]

@Sanic bro same lmao

[@anabasauri8582]

The employee death scream sounds like the femur breaker scream

[@stephanienazario1794]

nah 5:04 hit diffrent

[@michael6880]

13:00 - 13:30 is just filled with so much chaotic energy. That single clip is one of my favourites of all time

[@johnlee727]

13:55 14:13 heres true chaos

[@Blueberrieslol]

s a u s a g e s a m m y

[@noobo569]

FRIENDS
THE OFFICE

[@Schnoicky]

Wife: I’m leaving you
Me: You kinda sound like you’re getting your *S A L A D T O S S E D*

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

aNd Im NoT iNtO tHaT

[@sillyfoxgirlnya]

i return to this every once in a while and just laugh nonstop

[@raverayan]

Me too lol, there's not a lot of fun stuff to watch anymore on youtube. At least for me....

[@suniscopper]

" I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE **big time rush plays** " is when i lost it

[@sparkythecat]

SAME XD

[@bug_plug5415]

*13:18*

[@eindeed]

600th like

[@rosebuds_and_strawberries]

I cannot like your comment... It is at 666.. Its too perfect...

[@bug_plug5415]

@@rosebuds_and_strawberries nah you can like it now someone broke the 666 mark anyways