Lmao I would pay a good amount of money to get this notification sound so like whenever the driver is coming around the block notification says “ITS CUMIN” and I would laugh so hard that the poor poor poor post mates deliver guy or whatever has to wait until I calm my self down and take the food
Omg my smooth brain took too long to comprehend this Fucking amazing joke why how did I let myself be this dumb When I finally understood it I screeched/laughed Your joke made my night oml
i saw kingani's video so i decided to try out a quiz and the first one i saw was "choose your favorite cuss words and we'll reveal your favorite sex position"
Highlights I keep coming back to: 0:25 It's CUMIN 2:40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine/Breakup 4:26 "What's even an arugula?" 5:11 Is travis smarter than a 5th grader? 7:05 CHEESE. 7:56 The McDonald's saga begins 8:02 c h e e s y h a m b u r g e r 8:28 McBreakfast/Sausage Sammy 9:31 ???????? 11:00 Literally just a salad 12:52 Dry spaghetti 13:09 I watch The Office 13:50 Find the grapefruit (ft. World War 3)
I finally understand what Charlie means when, “Thanos is bald, he can’t even make him do pasta”. Remy controlled Linguini by his hair to make pasta. Thanos is bald. Charlie is an intellectual.
Kristers Feldmanis everyone knows anyone born after 1993 cant cook, all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie 😡
Denial: We are all out! Anger: SIR WHY ARE YOU EATING THE MCDONALDS INTERCOM Bargaining: I've gotta give him a sausage sammy! Depression: *employee dying* Acceptance: It's a boy!
I have never laughed as hard as at the "customer giving birth"-part. One of the more underrated pieces of that bit was Carson just continuing on with the McDonald's quiz while his friend was giving birth.
“Bottom right”
“BOTTOM RIGHT”
*”b o t t o m r i g h t”*
*(Armageddon)*
Yo mama so fat thanos had 2 clap
Jack And friends ok
*world war 3*
Jack And friends he clapped 2 times he had “2 clap”
every time he gets it wrong a war starts
The whole sausage Sammy bit speed runs the 5 stages of grief
And invents entirely new ones.
Its_yaya grief #6 _SAUSAGE SAMMY_
I die equally as much every time I watch that bit
IM GONNA THROW UUUP
#5. Birth
The fact that Carson said "Remy" and not the rat just proves that he is cultured.
Ashton Smith Thank god he didn't say the rats name was Ratatouille
@Gavin Hogberg its actually not lol... its "Remy"
I mean... A rat really just saved the universe by just stepping a buttons and saved Ant-Man... You know the rest.
@Gavin Hogberg Uncultured swine
Remy only needs hair to operate, not specifically head hair....
I want Cooper saying “ITS CUMIN.” As a notification for whenever something I’ve ordered is being delivered
i think he meant something else by that...
@@-Mason I know
@@-Mason Go on. Make my day.
buhhhhhh sameeeee
Lmao I would pay a good amount of money to get this notification sound so like whenever the driver is coming around the block notification says “ITS CUMIN” and I would laugh so hard that the poor poor poor post mates deliver guy or whatever has to wait until I calm my self down and take the food
“THANOS IS BALD HE CAN’T EVEN MAKE HIM DO PASTA”
That’s the best quote I’ve ever heard
Dick hairs. Checkmate atheist
@@bigpigeon2384 Ass hair. Double checkmate.
AL Lex2234 no he can’t do ass hairs dumbass how will he see what he cooks
It took me 5 months to understand the joke. I thought it was just a deep fried shitpost
i don't get it
"I'm giving birth"
"Sir we don't do delivery"
Omg my smooth brain took too long to comprehend this Fucking amazing joke why how did I let myself be this dumb
When I finally understood it I screeched/laughed
Your joke made my night oml
Thats a reply...
𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝘿𝙞𝙂𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙤
@@BeanColored
same
STOP MUDERING ME I CAN'T BREEAATHHH
AHHAAHAHHA
“So that’s about it”
*shakes hand*
Mr. Strider SHAKES ASSHOLE TILL IT PROLAPSES
*Um*
And im not into that.
That "Sausage Sammy" scene never fails to make me laugh my ass off
🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️
AHHHHHHHHUJBHHHHHHH
I have fake accounts apparently
SAME EVERY TIME I REWATCH IT I LAUGH SO HARD IT HURTS 💀💀
“Sir please there’s a line”
**GROANS**
Carson’s laugh is three breaths in, three laughs out.
The law of equal exchange
as soon as i read that he did the thing
Thanks Obama
Btw 911 likes let's make os stay os that way.
Time Well Spent indeed
good video CallMeSalad
Lmao
Wow, I didn't know RUclips worked like this.
Surpised that i was only able to find this with thay comment feature youtube has for mobile.
Good comment Saladcicle
B
Traves: You chose a tetradecahedron, not a tetrahedron.
Also Traves: *w h a t a r e n o u n s*
Carson chose tetrahedron and the right answer was tetradecagon so Travis was also being dumb there too
@@kitteninabag7402 u saying it wrong
Edvard19 4:38
You currently have 666 likes. You are the 😈
A noun is a type of word that describes an aaction: flying clicking walking etc......
That McDonalds roleplay was peak performance. These guys need to be hired as actors.
Carson will never get hired anywhere after what happened :(
I got bad news for you buddy.
@@terrorbite2128 They had a whole career ahead of them
I got good news
@@terrorbite2128 Nah if an employer does just a surface level amount of research then they'd see he didn't actually do anything wrong
I feel like Carson makes his friends more insane than the quizzes.
C A R O N
profesorcraz 123 fuck
I don’t wanna be that guy, but it’s Carson not Carson’s. I’m want to tell you this early so people don’t go crazy about it in the reply section.
i saw kingani's video so i decided to try out a quiz and the first one i saw was "choose your favorite cuss words and we'll reveal your favorite sex position"
Todd D thanks
Carson: Picks picture of orange
Carson’s Friends: *You have chosen instant death*
**war noises**
bruh i got in trouble bc i put the clip of cooper yelling “its cumin” on my sc story
niteshade123 literally how did you get “””””in trouble”””” for that
thanos kermit bc my mom was all like “you think i dont know what cum is”
@@niteshade1235 wow. That sounds like my grandmother.
Me: "Can I use the bathroom?"
Teacher: "why didnt you use the bathroom during the lunch break?"
Bathroom during lunch break: 9:27-9:38
Underrated
Literal murders are happening
Your comment is best comment I ever seen
I think I busted a lung
**femur breaks**
**screams**
8:58 “Sir, please, there’s a line.”
*Procedes to tear a galaxy in half*
"WE ARE ALL OUT."
Carson’s the only person I know who can collectively start world war three over a grape fruit
Bruh
Breh
brah?
@@JlGGLYPUFF broh
@@godlyhax4172 *B R I H*
“he listened to me... I’m in”
Most underrated line of the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Landon who said that
Mr Dude 10:50
Mr Dude Mason
Wasnt funny
Who's underrating it
Carson has 3 different forms of laughter:
Chuckle,
Helium escaping from a balloon,
h O N K
WTF XD
Also goat laugh lol
Liz and?
Yes
@@johnthereposter5242 goat mode laught
I wish it was 2019 again
To be honest same
2018 was such a good year
me too fam
😔
I wanna be who I was before this.
"Yeah, can I get the sausage Sammy?"
Me: *And so, it begins.*
I don't know how often I watched that specific part, I lost count at 14
Oh shit, I'm Sammy
ok sammy
@@Sammy-go9tf then get S A U S A G E
BlackMetalBroad Why do you want that?
I love how Traves has two modes:
1. “No you chose tetrahedron instead of tetradecahedron.”
and
2. “WHAT ARE NOUNS?”
also how to draw a four leaf clover for my alligator
It's the same mode
And how he asked if Antarctica was the frozen one
Traves's brain is like a computer
"grilled cheese"
"Are you saying Remy is NOT an Avenger?"
*cut to scene in endgame where a freakin rat turns on the quantum tunnel in the van*
😶
TheCrimsonComet OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT
😮
😩
🤤
It's honestly depressing to see them getting separated, they really got me through some times.
same, they got me through my anxiety in those years, and to see them all go away is just saddening.
"Pick something red that isn't a to-"
Jawsh: *TOMATO*
Haha Jawsh is funny
*"IM GIVING BIRTH"*
"Excuse me?"
"Give him a sausage sammy!"
"I gotta get him a sausage sammy!"
"Its a boy!"
*SCREAMS OF THE UNDERWORLD*
Bakescake 1
*”IM GONNA THROW UP”*
what a chaotic segment
i cried of laughter during that part
I couldn't breathe at that part
Ok Sammy
i have never laughed harder than when I heard "I'M GIVING BIRTH" mixed with pure white noise and screaming
Brother
Us chunky turrets unite at last
@chunky turret
Fatty.
SlackSloucher no u
Who was the one who said I'm giving birth
@idk
Daddy Mason.
Highlights I keep coming back to:
0:25 It's CUMIN
2:40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine/Breakup
4:26 "What's even an arugula?"
5:11 Is travis smarter than a 5th grader?
7:05 CHEESE.
7:56 The McDonald's saga begins
8:02 c h e e s y h a m b u r g e r
8:28 McBreakfast/Sausage Sammy
9:31 ????????
11:00 Literally just a salad
12:52 Dry spaghetti
13:09 I watch The Office
13:50 Find the grapefruit (ft. World War 3)
12:30
Thank you
12:42 I CRUSH CLAVICLES
10:13 NO NO NO NO NO NO
As someone who hasn’t finished the video yet the last 5ish have me very concerned-
This video will never not make me laugh. The pure, unadulterated stupidity and hatred are honestly the most funny things ever.
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edit: stop liking this
@@bloxydude2313 skrrt
@@CaptainStereo more like skeet
its a boy
@@bloxydude2313 9
Carson in 2014: “welcome to the ice bucKet challenge!”
Carson in 2019: “can I get a *s a u s a g e s a m m y?* “
_ liv u know Carson didn’t say sausage sammy
xd nebz1465 I know, I was talking about like what his videos leveled up to
Brother!
Mr.Obama father Obama what is your last name
@@linus5597 rasputin
Charlie: It's not- It's not FUNNY
*1 second later*
Charlie: *CHEESY HAMBURGER*
WTF is your profile picture
@@SchrodringersEclipse 😂
@@SchrodringersEclipse umm furrys???????
@@death_kaffee sonic fans
@@death_kaffee uwu
*Employee dying*
"It's a boy!"
"I'm gonna throw up!
“get him a sausage sammy”
The Official Dwayne the Rock Johnson RUclips Channel: “ok sammy”
Dare use my name in vain
^ u gay
volunteer 997
B
i legit just got done watching that episode
Video*
FOR THE LAST TIME, HIS NAME ISN’T RATATOUILLE, IT’S RATATOUILLE’S MONSTER
This joke is layered and funny. Well done.
Lmao
@@mickeywilcox4336 do you know what also has layers?
A salad?
@@mickeywilcox4336 *o g r e s*
Im going to miss this so fucking much.
Edit: *the return of the king*
If you download the video before RUclips removes it you can re-upload it!
@@Diprobase wait what?
@@Diprobase Fun fact: James Charles won Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2021.
@@Diprobase Yes.
He's innocent but I don't think he'll come back. We can only hope he's doing okay.
“Pick something red that isn’t a tomato”
*”A TOMATO”*
This shouldn’t be funny, but is is. It really is.
Batzi
Ur what now
Say a yellow fruit
StagmanMiles umm
@The Meme Court r/woosh
“Ratatouille isn’t an avenger”
Who was the rat who saved ant man?
*OH SHIT*
That explains the whole movie. It was ratatouille who killed thanos
Thy mythologies were right
Wow
*THE PROPHESY*
"I HAVE A PERSONALITY, I WATCH THE OFFICE. IT'S OK, I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE."
"AAAH AH AAAAAAH AHHHH"
Best part of the whole video
Bruh that over the SAUSAGE SAMMY. ARE YOU DUMB
KarmaStar I agree!
BRUH OVER THAT OVER SAUSAGE SAMMY?
Dude I fucking c a c k l e d with the Big Time Rush theme
IM WOKE IM WOKE IM WOKE IM WOKE
I miss this group. 2019 was such a good year.
It went from “Mcbreakfast” to “I’m giving birth” way too fast
𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙨
*hyperventilates in pain*
I literally almost threw up from laughing at that part of the video
It wasn’t fast enough..
I was WHEEZING for that entire part 🤣
*”CAN I GET THE UH- SAUSAGE SAMMY-“* killed me.
Yes
Do you want cram?
Yes.
*C R A M* The part when Carson clicked on Sausage Sammy killed me. That screech tho.
Yeah uhhh can I get uhhh mcbreakfast?
One bucket of cram. Can I buy 1 bucket of cram. And maybe can u throw in a cram sword?
I HAVE A PERSONALITY. I WATCH THE OFFICE. IS OKAY. I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE-
**BIG TIME RUSH THEME PLAYS**
13:15
Ive never laughed harder than watching this clip, rewinding 5 seconds, and repeat
WOAH OH OOOH OH
@@r3d_r0b1n Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't hesitate.
@@ciover4026 when your going big time
I'm tearing up laughing at this but man do I wish he comes out of the controversy well and continues to give us content like this
Ikr he didn’t even do anything that bad
I miss him so much
I don’t think we’ll ever get content like this from Carson again, most of the lunch club cut ties with him after everything came out
It’s happening
@@oknoarguement1804 ?
that “its a boy!” line was god tier
Only thing missing was the screen lighting on fire and causing multiple acres of forest to burn down
@@IOSIRIS That's Outdated & Not Found.
@@OfficialIvy2006 I know
he should’ve said the line was well delivered
I was expecting to hear a chomp sound effect and then hear the line “It’s a girl now!”
I finally understand what Charlie means when, “Thanos is bald, he can’t even make him do pasta”. Remy controlled Linguini by his hair to make pasta. Thanos is bald. Charlie is an intellectual.
big brain shit
Just gotta go up his ass
@@unkind_grape9077 control him via his ass and ball hair
Carl, Wheezer of souls ah yes I see you have more the half a Brian cell to
He just gotta bend the chin folds
My favorite thing ever:
“Thanos is bald he can’t even make him do pasta”
I laughed SO DAMN HARD
Oliver Skee that was so underrated lmao
Oliver Skee its so funny how thos small comments are like the funniest parts of the videos
I don’t understand it
Don’t you fucking dare wooosh me
Remmy would cook such a banger meal that he'd die. Lol
I still don't understand lmfao.
Sometimes I rewatch this and my chest hurts. Miss you Carson. Wish things could be like this again. You brought so many funny people together.
Fr he brought so many funny people into my eyes
@Maizei Bassett
3
MORE
DAYS
*Employee Dying*
*"IT'S A BOY!"*
_"I'm gonna throw up"_
*yes*
Well thats carson for ya
*Hyperventilates*
*9:32* Timestamp to the Moment.
Busyboy 21 thank you
Carson: asks questions
Travis: nervous sweating
@@chickenisgood9729 why though?
Really getting hid salad tossed
10:43 the quiet fury of "you creatures" is both hilarious and terrifying
and hot 👀👄👀
the mingled disgust and resignation in Noah's voice are what keep me coming back to this video
Your average braincells you horny creature
@@youraveragebraincells620 you
I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard at a video.
“You know that the rat from ratatouille is not an avenger right?”
The rat that saved Scott from the quantum realm: *”U M”*
OH FUCK XD
ExCusE ME- the rat that is our lord and savior
Carson laughing like a deflated sponge is the only thing keeping me alive
No he sound like a man dat luaghf
ok but wtf is a deflated sponge
@@bryannlmb9810 A feeling of pain and torment
“scroll down”
“scroll back up”
“scroll down...”
*_” c h e e s e “_*
*c h e e s y*
*h a m b u r g e r*
Ꮥ ᕱ u Ꮥ ᕱ g ꂅ Ꮥ ᕱ ო ო Ꭹ
@@jeffersonsosa5714 §ąų§æğə §åmmý
MmmmMMMMmm
ɦ ǟ ɨ ʀ ʏ ռ ʊ ɢ ɢ ɛ ȶ ֆ
this was my fav callmecarson video and now i’m sad bc everything that’s happening
@Ellamae Thompson people are over reacting
Traves is just a preschooler who somehow evolved into an adult...
woof
He got leveled up on Victory Road.
They just spawned as a adult with no childhood
Sooo...a millennial?
Kristers Feldmanis everyone knows anyone born after 1993 cant cook, all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie 😡
_I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE LAUGHING SO HARD AT A MCDONALDS SALAD BUT _*_HERE I AM, WHEEZING IN MY BED, UNSURE IF I AM ALIVE ANYMORE_*
wendy honestly mood
Same!
No one:
Carson and his friends: going apeshit over *salad*
yes
s a l a d
*_KALE SALAD_*
Grilled McChicken Salad
@@savage_xxotsxx5950 the only salad to e v e r e x ist
2:39
They said “GAY” like a barber shop quartet.
I don’t think Carson has ever laughed so hard in his entire gaming career.
South America
Well maybe you should watch the GTAV vod...
Gaming
Gang beasts....
You have been wrong'd
Mom: Hey, I’m gonna go get some McDonald’s. Do you want anything?
Me: Yeah, Can I get a Sausage Sammy and some Potato Fingers?
C H E E Z Y O N M Y P E E N I E
And the Hand Sandwich pls!
Can I get-uh mcpick 2?
Sorry we don’t serve McBreakfast at this time.
hand sandwich
"This is the worst comment section"
Everyone: *KALE SALAD*
KALE SALAD Jotaro san
this is the best
TheAniquiler oh god not my name in a salad
*AAOOOGAAA*
i like how Kale is my nickname
I am gonna miss Carson for real. An irreplaceable person but his career will wither away or withdrawal.
I don't think Carson's career is finished. I'm guessing he'll be out for a year getting help.
@@chaserjohnson2779 that's all we can hope for
@@alexs3322 yes
an
Wtf are you guy talking bout?
"I wanna be who I was before this" is such a powerful yet sad line.
It's very moving.
"Burger patties are flat meatballs"
"Shut up!"
*They hated Jesus because he told the truth*
lol true
is travis jesus
who am i kidding yes
“Thanos is bald, he can’t even make him do pasta.”
He can hide in his foreskin and control him through pubes
KuroiShi Thank you but also please never speak again
theres 6
Mya Mazurek now there's 7
papapizzababa ! It's hard to make pasta if someone stole your hands and made some nice gloves with them
McDonalds employee: "We gotta get him the sausage sammy!"
*The depths of hell opens up*
13:14
I have a personality, I am extra and social, BIG TIME RUSH PLAYS
Holy crap that killed me
“I’m woke I’m woke I’m woke I’m woke”
That got me before that part
*I have a personality, I watch Friends and The Office, it's okay, I have a SOCIAL LIFE.*
*Big Time Rush plays*
That's Trash it doesn’t say friends
Gamin RMPX has o o
Denial: We are all out!
Anger: SIR WHY ARE YOU EATING THE MCDONALDS INTERCOM
Bargaining: I've gotta give him a sausage sammy!
Depression: *employee dying*
Acceptance: It's a boy!
Is this the 5 stages of brief? 😂
@@ncialex4009 the.
The five stages of.
Of brief...?
O wait, it was Grief
@@goose6360 same
@@goose6360 wait I didn't see the read more
this might've been the funniest and most chaotic video i have ever watched
it rivals charlie's weather video in chaoticness
NoobMaster69 And I thought Ted’s Big Lion bullshit radiated the most crackhead energy
Boy was I wrong
@@MrTheil same man but I was there when *B I G L I O N* killed everything and everyone
3:09 anyone realise that 'thats about it' and 'see ya' were Cr1tikals/Penguinzos ending lines? Lmao.
I realized that a couple months ago. That is hilarious
3:09 bro shut the fuck up. Lmao.
Those are literally common phrases to every human ever
Bruh that’s literally just a common phrase
Carson’s Millennial boyfriend would be remy.
ratatouille really be an avenger though, he saved antman from the quantum realm
isn't ratatouille the name of the dish and the rats name is remy
dude his name is remy
"aCtUaLLy iT's fRaNkEnStEiN's MoNsTeR" how y'all look
@strangeling thanks I forgot lol
I don’t think I laughed harder to the word “Sausage Sammy”
S A U S A G E S A M M Y
it's one comma away from "Can I have your Sausage Sammy?" to "Can I have your Sausage, Sammy?"
That's two words, boomer
That's two words, boomer
That’s two words, boomer
Veggietales: In the future, humor will be randomly generated.
2019:
мun exe they were right because carson + the gang be robots lol
*_S A L A D_*
C H E E S E
SALAD
WEED EATER
it’s so hard every time I watch this to not die at “YEAH CAN I GET THE SAUSAGE SAMMY”
"Sir, please...there's a line."
*_"FGHHFHHT"_*
"We're all out.."
*_"RGHHHH"_*
can you *please* stop EATING the McDonald's intercom?
*wait how did the customer get inside how is he a employee?*
I’M GIVING BIRTH
_Excuse me?_
Definitely Cheese
Give him a Sausage Sammy!
𝑦Ⓤ🄷 🅲𝗮𝙣 𝓲 ᘜ乇ㄒ ል s҉a҈s͜͡a͜͡g͜͡e͜͡ s̸a̸m̸m̸y̸?̸
@@kluup1081 *B̷̺͉̦̾̌̍R̶̜̦̱̫̞͆͌͌̒J̵̩̋̽S̶͍̲̀̆̾̌͠Ḧ̶͔́͂͗̽͝A̴͎͉͇͑J̴̡̉̓͊͝A̸̼̭̙͓͖͗̊̏̇̓H̵͓̟̲̍͋̓́*
Why do you want that?
mayo *IM GIVING BIRTH*
_-FOOD BROKE-_
yes
Therapist: French CallMeCarson isn’t real, you don’t need to be afraid of him
French CallMeCarson: 5:55
Good job
Funny and original am i right boys....please stop jack
Jack Leavens stfu
SUPPORT GACHAFALL uhhh idk what happened 2 weeks ago but you okay dude?
Lemnie _Chai I was angry because people like this just use shitty templates for memes to get a bunch of likes
Slimecicle saying its not funny and immediately saying cheesy hamburger after is the type of person I aspire to be
13:00 - 13:30 is just filled with so much chaotic energy. That single clip is one of my favourites of all time
13:55 14:13 heres true chaos
s a u s a g e s a m m y
FRIENDS
THE OFFICE
“What’s your favorite color?”
*B L O O D O C E A N R E D*
Mr Banana p e r i o d w a t e r
"I wanna be who I was before this!"
Me too Charlie... Me too.
Poor baby
i love coming back to this video.
3:39 “what would he cook for you on a date night?”
Carson “charcoal bread”
*1 second later* “wait”
Physical example of muscle memory in action.
I have never laughed as hard as at the "customer giving birth"-part. One of the more underrated pieces of that bit was Carson just continuing on with the McDonald's quiz while his friend was giving birth.
8:59 sounds like a horse going: NEIRGHH
9:36 sounds like a trap
"Mason, You mind telling me what you're doing in the nurse's office?"
"IM GONNA FROW UP"
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, DO A PART TWO TO THIS. I LAUGHED SO HARD.
i agree
SAME LMAOOO
Sausage Sammy
Yesss I don't think I stopped smiling for the whole vid
School: we prepare students for the future.
Grown adults: what are nouns?
Which is Antarctica? Is that the frozen one?
“It looks like you’d be eating ash”
*The perfect after heist snack*
Smiles in hitler
How can you eat them if you’re back flipping?
Is that before or after you turn red?
This guy podcasts
I snorted someone's grandma
The sausage sammy part was hilarious i restarted that part so many times lol
“what even is a noun??”
subject: first grade english
zeejies yt
Goddamnit I was going to make that comment like a week ago and then you did it and got 500 likes
@@japoople WOAH i didnt notice how many i got??????
Did I just walk in on something *epic backflip* and then *closes door in fear*
When I’m in the toilet I sometimes don’t finish wiping, and just get in the shower and do it with my hand
@@protocol2746 sir this is a wendy's please just order already
"What to do if an old lady fell and she can't get up"
Google:Help her
Bing:
KILL KILL KILL
Seb ;-; kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
STOMP STOMP STOMP
So that’s why google has 5x more users...
CURB STOMP CURB STOMP CURB STOMP
GET HER UHHH S A U A U G E S A M M Y
Travis: "Which one is Antartica is that the frozen one?"
This kid is going places
Definitely not Antartica though
yesterday my 10 yo sister asked if alaska was warm
@@rekk1215 is it tho
i return to this every once in a while and just laugh nonstop
Me too lol, there's not a lot of fun stuff to watch anymore on youtube. At least for me....
I haven’t laughed so hard at something related to McDonald’s.
i got flashbacks to that video of the misfits in a drive thru skit from years ago
Obamium
But what about that McDonald’s sprite?
i dont think anyone has
5:37 "I don't know, what are nouns?"
Subject: *First Grade English*
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@@Kilam1972 A
@Esteban Herrera Jr. its in the game
@@AlesMsay It's only gaem, why you hav to be mehd?
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I'm convinced that Travis doesn't have housemates, he has caretakers.
@Toby's 12V DC-Powered Channel and I want to live inside him
Zaz5y ok then.
@@glisteningnip1009 no homo*
i was gonna like but it has 666 likes and i cant ruin it
I like how Carson is just constantly chuckling during the ad
"I wanna be who I was before this." That really hits different tho
Th Absolute Bagel I’m 14 and this was really deep
DUDE FOR REAL LMAO I WAS JUST BOUTTA COMMENT ON IT
“You know that the rat from Ratatouille is not an Avenger right?”
Clearly Charlie hasn’t seen Endgame.
Ha ha neather have i