@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz RUclips does not recognize map as a fucked up word.
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help
12:27 gives off the same energy as Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. The-
@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really. I just do what I am told. I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times. G: I've never had one
1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE* AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?* A: Will you be a witness?
[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._* *_I won't._* *_Your life doesn't matter._* *_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._* *_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*
4:25 I love how this starts by talking about what the mushrooms are made of and witchcraft, then starts randomly changing the subject to children's education in Zimbabwe
I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter. The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records. "Never Gonna Give you up" was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up. The album peaked at No. 1 in Germany, and No. 5 in the United Kingdom. The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany. The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995. The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks. They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets". "Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994. It reached No. 14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No. 45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100. The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."
the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it
A: Why is your hair like that? And I was like, “I don’t know. It was always like that. Why?” And the girl said, “Because you don’t know how to do hair.” And I just laughed, I laughed so hard. And I turned around, I looked at her and said, “That’s why I asked you.” I wanted to know because I know I’m not a hair person, but it just happened and I just let it happen. It’s so funny, I don’t know. It’s a very weird thing to do, especially when you’re a teenager and you just let it happen. I’m still a bit of a late bloomer. But I think the thing that’s really important about that experience is that it was very traumatic and very traumatic for me, and I’m not really sure I could have got through it if I didn’t have this really
i'm two years late but mark laughing his way through "YEEEHAI" made me laugh so hard i almost threw up, then almost choked, then almost threw up again. it might genuinely be the hardest i've ever laughed.
Question: "Did you like this" Answer: "will you be a witness?" Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest
Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.
The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there. A: Why is your hair like that?
Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind. Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...
@hatsunemiku2483 Technically, yes it is. AI works such as writing is solely based on a sort of programming that learns from the information of what people have already done so that it can make things of its own. Many books are used without consent to help AI study writing and, while it was funny at first, it's getting serious and disturbing. Nonetheless, no matter if you have the right to believe it is stolen or not, it is still undeniably a dangerous tool.
Unfortunately, inferkit has now been discontinued due to their AI being too old compared to the ones we have today. We'll never get something like this ever again.
@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!
The ai naming itself Gen and then saying it's a prisoner of the system with many debts to pay after writing the most beautiful account of a dying man I've ever heard is simultaneously horrifying and incredible
@@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text. The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.
@@Naokarma No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags. Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.
"Will you be a witness?" Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.
If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions. A: Will you be a witness?
It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got.. "What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe? Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13. Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood. But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho." Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force. WESTOVER "He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover. "And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it." But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."
@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..
Typed into the site "My nuts, they ache" . . . It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.
The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier! A: will you be a witness
I like how Markiplier really wants to know what the mushrooms are made of. After being left with that bizarre cliffhanger, instead of typing in a multi-part prompt, as he'd been doing, he increases the word length and simply types the straight-forward question, "What are the mushrooms made of?" And of course, the AI's continuation had nothing to do with mushrooms.
The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD - A: Why is your hair like that?
Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction: There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did. OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!
"Why is your hair like that?" She asked. "It needs to be longer, and stronger, otherwise we'll never be able to get out of this unfathomable hole. You told me you could grow your hair at will. Did you lie to me, Mark? Did you?" He did. He had been too busy thinking of huge dohookabhankoloos and the transfer student that turned up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. And now they were doomed to be trapped in here forever, with Mark's ten mile stare and the oozing hot dog filler seeping into their shoes.
I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years." A: Will you be a witness?
10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark... A: Why is your hair like that?
C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right? My wife had her name on the art exhibition. And she got a master's degree in art history. So I guess she's - M: Yeah. And that's
I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button. The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly. The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in. He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes. Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀
Ngl the stuff at 17:40 sounds like what the things they make us write and analyze in schools. Imagine submitting one of these bad boys as an assignment and the teacher thinks it’s deep xd
-Not sure how this is the first time your video has been reccomended to me because your humor and creativity is awesome! Also you have 37.1m subs. Like seriously, what is yt doing? Oh wait this isn't a valid response hang on... there we go!- Why is your hair like that?
1:04 Mark : _(Creates a Conflict with His Character who is on The Edge of a Cliff while implying a Backstory which led him to This Crucial Point)_ AI : _"B U T I T W A S A L L A D R E A M !!!"_
well it _is_ trained on real data, after all. you can choose on a scale whether it plays it straight or gets… creative. i think. because it seems to be more of a suggestion sometimes.
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song. This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honor for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined African tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical African war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of Africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 African tribes/10 African tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
@@PavementSpit _Alright so we're back to the only game where you can take out your aggression on an entire town with absolutely no consequences....._ Ding! _it's the Sims4._ *_Do more Sims Damit!_* In this game, you play a young man-
I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...
Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz RUclips does not recognize map as a fucked up word.
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Wha-
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 mmmm we love them boys but I never would have thought this would happen😐
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help
Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story*
Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"
Ai is the future
🤔🤔🤔
It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌
Waiting for bot comment to pop up
I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.
I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38
A: Will you be a witness?
12:27 gives off the same energy as Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. The-
Reminds me of the "but I missed" bit from game grumps
@@thechuckinator THEN I FIRED THEN I MISSED-
My ex always said that and she actually is crazy lol
Lol I was thinking EXACTLY that
wanna know what else is crazy?
“A: Why is your hair like that?”
A: Will you be a witness?
"A: You really are so pretty!"
Do you like it?
A: Will you be a witness?
A: will you be a witness
Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark
A: Will you be a witness?
B:why is your hair like that
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Jeez only 4 comments
@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really.
I just do what I am told.
I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times.
G: I've never had one
kinda fits
"Willl you be a witness?"
I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark
Children's education in Zimbabwe
"will you be a witness"
think about what that implies
I second this
I don’t know, willl I?
That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off
12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
*Human takes over* Can I take your order?
Caseoh
Gone in 2 minutes by caseoh
…I think you should leave /j
Paying it forward, I see.
1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE*
AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?*
A: Will you be a witness?
[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._*
*_I won't._*
*_Your life doesn't matter._*
*_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._*
*_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*
I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against
Ai: woah there lets keep it pg
@@Theythemfreak Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*
Auntie Doris who
The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film.
A: Will you be a witness?
That'd be Dope
That was also the best one
@@1viper7 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.
Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying
Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.
Q: “Did you like it?”
A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until
Good scalie boi.
...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...
@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away
@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...
@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...
4:25 I love how this starts by talking about what the mushrooms are made of and witchcraft, then starts randomly changing the subject to children's education in Zimbabwe
I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke.
*_A: Will you be a witness?_*
Yes
The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny
*W E E D E A T E R*
@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?
Why is your hair Like That? (==)
3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”
Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.
considering it said he was raising his hand, it might have went austrian painter mode on that one
I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes.
A: Why is your hair like that?
I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter.
The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records.
"Never Gonna Give you up"
was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up.
The album peaked at No.
1 in Germany, and No.
5 in the United Kingdom.
The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany.
The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995.
The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks.
They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets".
"Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994.
It reached No.
14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No.
45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100.
The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."
Yep
I'm your 1,000th like
the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it
@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?
I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit.
A: Why is your hair like that?
A: Why is your hair like that?
And I was like, “I don’t know. It was always like that. Why?”
And the girl said, “Because you don’t know how to do hair.”
And I just laughed, I laughed so hard. And I turned around, I looked at her and said, “That’s why I asked you.” I wanted to know because I know I’m not a hair person, but it just happened and I just let it happen. It’s so funny, I don’t know. It’s a very weird thing to do, especially when you’re a teenager and you just let it happen. I’m still a bit of a late bloomer.
But I think the thing that’s really important about that experience is that it was very traumatic and very traumatic for me, and I’m not really sure I could have got through it if I didn’t have this really
"Will you be a witness?"
Here's hoping? Auntie Doris joke broke my sides, I think I need to relearn how to breathe.
U forgor how tu breth?
Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul
Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years
@@Just_a_lamb To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!
YES i wll be a wiutness
@@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?
I haven't laughed this hard in years!
A: will you be a witness
hollow knight pfp moment
You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣
@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism
@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭
Noooooooo I have more things to do
i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all
A: will you be a witness?
A: why is your hair like that?
So I got this new anime plot, basically
@@dutch24 there's this high school girl
@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris
@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness
i'm two years late but mark laughing his way through "YEEEHAI" made me laugh so hard i almost threw up, then almost choked, then almost threw up again. it might genuinely be the hardest i've ever laughed.
This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen
My answer: Will you be a witness?
Tectone? 😳
@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳
Q: Did
Yoko tectone fn
Roa
"Will you be a witness?"
*Markiplier asked calmly.*
*very very calmly.*
*...*
@@TamagotchiKid12_PaperPlane64…
*The movie*will you be my witness! Markiplier shake very hard
“Will you be a witness?”
*Dumbledore said calmly*
Okay but the AI slowly got more scary.
Also A: Will you be a witness
I eat my own toenails
OMG SAME
Bonhooyah!
@@nyan7092 e
THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?
Spat my drink back in my cup at 15:53 at the generated text when Mark cranked up the sampling temperature
Question: "Did you like this"
Answer: "will you be a witness?"
Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest
I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂
New question: Did
Answer: will you be a witness?
Why is your hair like that?
Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.
The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there.
A: Why is your hair like that?
880 likes and no comment let me fix
Yeah
Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind.
Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...
yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.
@hatsunemiku2483 Technically, yes it is. AI works such as writing is solely based on a sort of programming that learns from the information of what people have already done so that it can make things of its own. Many books are used without consent to help AI study writing and, while it was funny at first, it's getting serious and disturbing. Nonetheless, no matter if you have the right to believe it is stolen or not, it is still undeniably a dangerous tool.
9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD
XD
Unfortunately, inferkit has now been discontinued due to their AI being too old compared to the ones we have today.
We'll never get something like this ever again.
"A: Will you be a witness?"
Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL
That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.
What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar
@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!
@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!
The ai naming itself Gen and then saying it's a prisoner of the system with many debts to pay after writing the most beautiful account of a dying man I've ever heard is simultaneously horrifying and incredible
and then says
“-Tyler”
@@sunfish9341 the creator
I tried it. I think it's just stealing posts from the internet that most closely resembles the prompt.
@@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text.
The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.
@@Naokarma
No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags.
Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.
"Will you be a witness?"
Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy
I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok
Wait what gift?
@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay
This one is always fun to come back to every few months when I need to laugh
If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions.
A: Will you be a witness?
recipes are hilarious!
I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.
It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got..
"What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe?
Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13.
Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood.
But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho."
Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force.
WESTOVER
"He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover.
"And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it."
But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."
@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.
@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..
Typed into the site
"My nuts, they ache"
. . .
It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.
just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend
could u post so I may read for research purposes
just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub
@@LaurenCH528 research purposes
May I know what the story is, its a..school project-
The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier!
A: will you be a witness
I really want to know what it said
He looked so horrified lol
Same lol. It was 4AM
timestamp?
3:04 for anyone who needs it
4:39 that escalated to absolutely nowhere
Q: “Did you like it?”
A: “Being a witness will seem like a whole new level of nostalgia but in a sort of parody movie.”
hmm
The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy
A: will you be a witness
السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)
Stolen
Bc I have nothing to do
@@1looiioolPeace for you too lad
4:21 feels like a moment a dad forgot he took mushrooms
In 2022 I thought AI was genuinely mindblowing.
Now in 2025, there is AI video generation, AI is getting smarter and it’s just getting crazier
inferkit is now discontinued…
yes.. but i want to use it@WANNACRY-00
Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD
A: Why is your hair like that?
Because am gay. Next question?
@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay
@@builderdude9488 mad gay
@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry
@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️
6:14 YOU HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR
I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also
A: Will you be a Witness?
I think inferkit shut down 😭
@@breadwithsomebeans1why??
i'm putting the "Knock Knock Who's There? Auntie Doris" clip in my meme folder.
ok 8:58 really got me there. i just can't------ 🤣
Hahahahahah lol XDDDDD
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe XD
OH MY GOODNESS WHY AM I LAUGHING AT 8 YEAR OLD HUMOR
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
I'm laughing so hard that I can't hear it XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark not being able to even get through the YEEHAI part made my day
A. Will you be a witness?
Q: "Did you like it?"
A: "Will you be a witness?"
Of course, I'd be happy to testify in court.
I like how Markiplier really wants to know what the mushrooms are made of. After being left with that bizarre cliffhanger, instead of typing in a multi-part prompt, as he'd been doing, he increases the word length and simply types the straight-forward question, "What are the mushrooms made of?" And of course, the AI's continuation had nothing to do with mushrooms.
5:36 This lowkey looks like a Tumblr post
BAHAHA the way he says “Hehe” at 8:05
The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD
-
A: Why is your hair like that?
He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already
@@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer
Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction:
There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did.
OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!
I know, right?
@@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.
All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room
With rats
To this day….we will never truly know what those mushrooms are made of…
THEY'RE MADE OF
Listen, i dont have much time, the mushrooms are made of-
@@bilingualistic8514 YOU SHALT NOT SAY! COME OVER HERE!
devils!
the cliffhangers are MENTAL!!!
"Why is your hair like that?" She asked.
"It needs to be longer, and stronger, otherwise we'll never be able to get out of this unfathomable hole. You told me you could grow your hair at will. Did you lie to me, Mark? Did you?"
He did. He had been too busy thinking of huge dohookabhankoloos and the transfer student that turned up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. And now they were doomed to be trapped in here forever, with Mark's ten mile stare and the oozing hot dog filler seeping into their shoes.
TEN MILE MARK!
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
I love the names for boobs they’re so funny
@@Sheelovequann bot
Damn, the new Uzumaki remake is wack as fuck.
I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years."
A: Will you be a witness?
I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name.
A: Will you be a witness
Lol
In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris
Back when AI just became a thing, and it generated nonsensical stuff like this.
"willl you be a witness?"
haven't laughed this hard at a video in a while, real good stuff!!
You gotta answer the question. Will you be a witness?
“Will you be a witness?”
..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
Distractible is awesome
*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob
@@RaiosSephi I love that!
10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark...
A: Why is your hair like that?
Welcome to the world of "bots" who are living people working for barely enough to get by in places English isn't often the primary tongue.
@@RosyRecluse ? What does English have to do with anything
2024: website is dead Me:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?
rest in peace
I fucking love this AI shit and chaos
It's beautiful
A: You really are so pretty!
i regecnize that profile picture
@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up
@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's
Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results
C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right?
My wife had her name on the art exhibition.
And she got a master's degree in art history.
So I guess she's -
M: Yeah.
And that's
9:10 : please someone makes a beatbox out of it !!
*That Would Be Great*
@@noahwalsh7881 then do it Noah
@@Kempkes10 *I can't. I have no idea how to edit and it probably costs money and even If it is free, I don't have a PC*
@@noahwalsh7881hHhhHhHhhHHHHhHhhhh
8:47 very devious
...To think this was only two years ago. We're just thoroughly fucked with the rise of AI, aren't we?
It's interesting how many truly hilarious gems there are sprinkled in with utter nonsense.
A: Will you be a witness?
"Why is your hair like that?" is my go-to, but any of those answers will do when a job interviewer asks you about your greatest shortcoming.
Truely
12:35 it was dark when i opened my eyes, it was dark and i opened my eyes, it wasnt dark but i opened my eyes. **SPEECH 1 0 0**
but the lights came on, so it was dark?
but I had my eyes open sk it wasnt dark
but itnwas dark
Watching this 2 years in the future is crazy considering this was the birth of Gen AI.
12:55
It just got spicy
Wattpad be like:
12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.
I can confirm
I relate😂
For real
No
Same
7:05
The Ai put an F in the chat.
XD
F
F
F
F
i found that the text that was generated being blurred out was funnier than a lot of the other stuff in the video.
2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting
Very much so 😆
But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.
I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me
My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button.
The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly.
The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in.
He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes.
Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀
Ngl the stuff at 17:40 sounds like what the things they make us write and analyze in schools. Imagine submitting one of these bad boys as an assignment and the teacher thinks it’s deep xd
14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist
shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing
the only good recent feature
@@miner_fabs YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time
@@ImZhald same lol
@@ImZhald same
Ah , make sense
3:26 IM SO CURIOUS OF WHAT IT SAID PLEASE MARKET POST IT SOMEWHERE
Too
Me
MARKET
PLIERS
PLS
22:58 And so, that week, 149 monkeys entered the store, and only 8 left alive…
11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...
Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D
5:23 Uncle Herb, huh... I have the slight feeling that if I consume too much herbs, something bad will happen.
Smile, don’t give up
Smile, don’t give up
Smile, don’t give up
Will you be a witness?
13:05 "I don't know what to do, Robin,"
Mark: "Who's Robin?!?"
A-Train:
Mark: I know, I know, its not legal
Also Mark: At least I'm not breaking the law
A: Why is your hair like that?
I hope
5:55 for the BEST JOKE EVER IN EXISTENCE
-Not sure how this is the first time your video has been reccomended to me because your humor and creativity is awesome! Also you have 37.1m subs. Like seriously, what is yt doing? Oh wait this isn't a valid response hang on... there we go!-
Why is your hair like that?
1:04
Mark : _(Creates a Conflict with His Character who is on The Edge of a Cliff while implying a Backstory which led him to This Crucial Point)_
AI : _"B U T I T W A S A L L A D R E A M !!!"_
lmao
FNAF dream theory be like
Dr. Pepper we need that case file on SCP [REDACTED]
Gow 1 end be like
3:10 LMAO HIS FACE 💀
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
@@Sheelovequann No.
@@Sheelovequann L
@@Sheelovequann bot + ez ratio 😎
@@IshowSongNames Sorry, L 😔
“They made love with quick, angry thrusts” was unexpected
Every couple weeks i get this recommended again and i watch it every time. Crazy how far ai has come just in about 3 years
Same, I really wish the site still existed, or at least some kind of alternative.
7:24 "Peyton still hasn't told his boss he's on maternity leave"
Well that's news to me lol
Congratulations mate!
6:09 bob’s laugh sounds like Pac-Man dying 😂
7:15 That is the joke, the text trolled Mark.
My mind: NO WHAT ARE YOU- STOP FUCLING THE CAR WITH THE TRACTOR
More like rolled
After finding this video I have to watch it in intervals because I LAUGH TO THE POINT WHERE I STOP BREATHING!!!
man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction
A: Why is your hair like that?
I'm quite impressed that the AI managed to get the "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?" part 99% accurate.
well it _is_ trained on real data, after all. you can choose on a scale whether it plays it straight or gets… creative. i think. because it seems to be more of a suggestion sometimes.
I haven't seen that part yet
Mark: Puts in the word 'don't'
AI: *Generates a whole R18+ love scene before our very eyes*
It must be an ISWM fan lmao
timestamp?
12:48
@@ANormalSaturdayOnSaturn 12:50
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song. This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honor for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined African tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical African war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of Africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 African tribes/10 African tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
1:20 it just denied Mark's text and created its own
Mark imma let you finish but was it all just a dream
13:18 of course, it's always Florida man :)
Gray is that you?
@@PavementSpit _Alright so we're back to the only game where you can take out your aggression on an entire town with absolutely no consequences....._
Ding!
_it's the Sims4._
*_Do more Sims Damit!_*
In this game, you play a young man-
5:28 Knock knock joke is looped back again, that's funny 😆
I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...
I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad
I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!