Laughing at Ai Generated Stories
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2022
- The world of Ai generated stuff and things rolls ever onward towards the singularity but for now it's still got some bugs to work out... Especially with Inferkit which is based on Talk to Transformer.
Edited By ► / rad_r
And ► / lixiantv
Try out Inferkit for yourself ► inferkit.com/ 
Игры
“A: Why is your hair like that?”
A: Will you be a witness?
"A: You really are so pretty!"
Do you like it?
A: Will you be a witness?
A: will you be a witness
Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz RUclips does not recognize map as a fucked up word.
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@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no
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"Will you be a witness?"
*Markiplier asked calmly.*
*very very calmly.*
*...*
@@Fdexiex777…
I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit.
A: Why is your hair like that?
Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story*
Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"
Ai is the future
🤔🤔🤔
It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌
Waiting for bot comment to pop up
I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.
Q: “Did you like it?”
A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until
Good scalie boi.
...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...
@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away
@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...
@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...
I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also
A: Will you be a Witness?
WITNESSEEED!!!!!
I think inferkit shut down 😭
5:10 Aunti Doris😂😂
A: Will you be a witness?
Uncle herb is a witness
Typed into the site
"My nuts, they ache"
. . .
It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.
just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend
could u post so I may read for research purposes
just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub
@@LaurenCH528 research purposes
May I know what the story is, its a..school project-
I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke.
*_A: Will you be a witness?_*
Yes
The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny
*W E E D E A T E R*
@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?
Why is your hair Like That? (==)
man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction
A: Why is your hair like that?
UK in 1933: basically the same
USA in 1933: basically the same
Germany in 1933: 3:10
A: will you be a witness
"Willl you be a witness?"
I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark
Children's education in Zimbabwe
"will you be a witness"
think about what that implies
I second this
I don’t know, willl I?
That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off
I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes.
A: Why is your hair like that?
I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter.
The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records.
"Never Gonna Give you up"
was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up.
The album peaked at No.
1 in Germany, and No.
5 in the United Kingdom.
The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany.
The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995.
The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks.
They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets".
"Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994.
It reached No.
14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No.
45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100.
The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."
Yep
I'm your 1,000th like
the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it
@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?
2:48 I tried it and got "My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. Before he could say anything, I shot Ronald McDonald, right between his sad brown eyes. I watched him die. I stood there, watching as he kept reanimating. Laughing. It was the most horrifying thing I'd ever seen. And that's when he spoke.
'Won't you do something about this?' he said, over and over again. He crawled towards me. I remember how fast my heart was pounding. I felt the warm blood leaking onto my hand. At that moment, he was almost in front of me, but I shot him dead once again.
'Didn't think I'd like you so much, Doctor Doom.'
And with that, my hallucination faded away."
Good ending
The fact that Inferkit was still around seven months ago makes me kinda sad that I didn't try using it earlier
Is it still around
i tried to make some knock-knock jokes with the ai and they're just glorious.
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"It's Nick. Watch out for my nutsack."
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Silence."
"Silence who?"
"Fucking silence."
AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL
This one killed me, thank you!
1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE*
AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?*
A: Will you be a witness?
[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._*
*_I won't._*
*_Your life doesn't matter._*
*_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._*
*_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*
I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against
Ai: woah there lets keep it pg
@@akaza676 Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*
Auntie Doris who
The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film.
A: Will you be a witness?
That'd be Dope
That was also the best one
@@1viper735 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.
Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying
Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.
this was a great video to watch while sick. my sinuses cleared up from laughing
A: will you be a witness
I miss when ai was stupid
When are chat ai gonna improve bro
@@konpeitojellie they just did yesterday actually. llama 3 runs entirely locally and is both faster and better than gpt-3.5. it's also really good at _sounding_ human, at least from my testing.
Cleverbot was endless entertainment back in the day...
"Will you be a witness?"
Here's hoping? Auntie Doris joke broke my sides, I think I need to relearn how to breathe.
U forgor how tu breth?
Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul
Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years
@@Kermie__ To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!
YES i wll be a wiutness
@@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?
Okay but the AI slowly got more scary.
Also A: Will you be a witness
I eat my own toenails
OMG SAME
Bonhooyah!
@@nyan7092 e
THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?
this was one of my favorite videos tbh. especially the anime plot
A:will you be a witness?
A: Why is your hair like that?
This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen
My answer: Will you be a witness?
Tectone? 😳
@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳
Q: Did
Yoko tectone fn
Roa
Question: "Did you like this"
Answer: "will you be a witness?"
Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest
I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂
New question: Did
Answer: will you be a witness?
Why is your hair like that?
Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.
question: "will you be a witness?"
my brain going off: "Well sir that would have to be entirely dependent on the spasifics of the situation in question and the context thereof " 👀
side note: yes I am weird
12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark
A: Will you be a witness?
B:why is your hair like that
1.3K likes 2 comments
Jeez only 4 comments
@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really.
I just do what I am told.
I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times.
G: I've never had one
kinda fits
i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all
A: will you be a witness?
A: why is your hair like that?
So I got this new anime plot, basically
@@dutchdragon2472 there's this high school girl
@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris
@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness
Spat my drink back in my cup at 15:53 at the generated text when Mark cranked up the sampling temperature
I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...
I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad
I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!
I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38
A: Will you be a witness?
3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”
Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.
crazy how I have already seen this video, but RUclips has recommended this to me so many times over the last two weeks that I feel obligated to watch it again
the fact that ai has gotten way more advanced from this is really frightening
I haven't laughed this hard in years!
A: will you be a witness
hollow knight pfp moment
You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣
@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism
@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭
Noooooooo I have more things to do
Q: “Did you like it?”
A: “Being a witness will seem like a whole new level of nostalgia but in a sort of parody movie.”
hmm
8:54 The Ai understood the assignment
i lowered the creativity to .1 and now whenever i try to make a knock knock joke it just repeats "i dont know." over and over and over
A: you really are so pretty!
Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD
A: Why is your hair like that?
Because am gay. Next question?
@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay
@@builderdude9488 mad gay
@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry
@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️
The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there.
A: Why is your hair like that?
880 likes and no comment let me fix
Yeah
Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind.
Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...
yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.
@@grimsladeleviathan3958dang- that’s actually pretty deep
2024: website is dead Me:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?
rest in peace
Aa: will you be a witness?
The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy
A: will you be a witness
السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)
Stolen
Bc I have nothing to do
@@user-pk5hy5vj7bPeace for you too lad
6:57 no one is gonna mention how the mushrooms reoccured?
9:13 what a beautiful story 🥺
13:07
Poor Robin got involved in this romantic story 😞
The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier!
A: will you be a witness
I really want to know what it said
He looked so horrified lol
Same lol. It was 4AM
timestamp?
3:04 for anyone who needs it
If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions.
A: Will you be a witness?
recipes are hilarious!
I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.
It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got..
"What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe?
Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13.
Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood.
But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho."
Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force.
WESTOVER
"He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover.
"And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it."
But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."
@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.
@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..
We need a part 2
“I know, I know. It’s not legal. At least I’m not breaking the law” sounds like something a sovereign citizen would say
10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark...
A: Why is your hair like that?
Welcome to the world of "bots" who are living people working for barely enough to get by in places English isn't often the primary tongue.
@@RosyRecluse ? What does English have to do with anything
"Will you be a witness?"
Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy
I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok
Wait what gift?
@@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay
Its been so long but i still cant stop watching this! It's so funny! Might be my favorite Markiplier video so far (besides the minecraft ones)
A: Will you be a witness?
All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room
The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD
-
A: Why is your hair like that?
He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already
@@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer
Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction:
There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did.
OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!
I know, right?
@@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.
“Will you be a witness?”
..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
Distractible is awesome
*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob
@@RaiosSephi I love that!
mann i remember when the talk to transformer video dropped on unus annus, that was my favorite video
The best way to describe half the things shown on that site is just "The voices got louder."
12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.
I can confirm
I relate😂
For real
11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...
Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D
Behind on finding this and man, I am impressed (and terrified) at what it can generate. I'm also sad that I didn't get to sample this masterpiece of writing.
I'll always appreciate a "Don't." cameo
Q: "Did you like it?"
A: "Will you be a witness?"
Of course, I'd be happy to testify in court.
I fucking love this AI shit and chaos
It's beautiful
A: You really are so pretty!
i regecnize that profile picture
@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up
@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's
Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results
C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right?
My wife had her name on the art exhibition.
And she got a master's degree in art history.
So I guess she's -
M: Yeah.
And that's
That one friend who ruins the joke: 5:09
A: Yes
A: I suppose?
A: Aw shucks
A: I'm balding lol
12:35 it was dark when i opened my eyes, it was dark and i opened my eyes, it wasnt dark but i opened my eyes. **SPEECH 1 0 0**
I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years."
A: Will you be a witness?
I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name.
A: Will you be a witness
Lol
In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris
"At 8:53 Markiplier let his intrusive thoughts win."
Mark: My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of me stood Ronald McDonald. I knew what I had to do.
AI: I brought my other hand up. I let it slowly open. I let the *########################################################################################################################################*
"A: Will you be a witness?"
Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL
That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.
What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar
@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!
@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!
9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD
XD
1:25 oh dang, the way the air just down played it
Im convinced this is how they get the lines for crazy hermits ramblings in rpgs
14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist
shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing
the only good recent feature
@@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time
@@ImZhald same lol
@@ImZhald same
Ah , make sense
12:55
It just got spicy
Anybody come back after InferKit shut down?
0:38 “don’t worry it’s gone” ☹️
5:36 This lowkey looks like a Tumblr post
5:55 for the BEST JOKE EVER IN EXISTENCE
Life is an AI generated story.
Will you be a witness?
4:21 feels like a moment a dad forgot he took mushrooms
2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting
Very much so 😆
But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.
I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me
My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button.
The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly.
The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in.
He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes.
Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀
A: Will you be a witness?
8:47 TOTTALLY MATURE markiplier mode activated
7:05
The Ai put an F in the chat.
XD
F
F
F
F
22:58 And so, that week, 149 monkeys entered the store, and only 8 left alive…
petition to have the full uncensored ronald mcdonald story
im loving that this started with an ad for the new ai ass Disney movie
10:33 how many wanna bet that's actually just the AI text generator speaking there? X3
Mark not being able to even get through the YEEHAI part made my day
A. Will you be a witness?
“It's not legal. At least I'm not breaking the law.” Best line I’ve ever heard
6:14 YOU HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR
20:13 does this mean he accidentally laughed at an old try not to laugh?!?!
The “look out behind you” made me think of “it’s behind me isn’t it”
8:56 I lost it 💀
ok 8:58 really got me there. i just can't------ 🤣
Hahahahahah lol XDDDDD
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe XD
OH MY GOODNESS WHY AM I LAUGHING AT 8 YEAR OLD HUMOR
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
I'm laughing so hard that I can't hear it XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂