As a European we need to stop caring about US, and care only about ourselves. As we can see US doesn't have a problem with threatening Netherlands, Denmark, Greenland.
Please remember, don’t paint us all with the same brush. Not all of all voted for this felon. I am terrified about our future. Will Britain take political refugees from the USA? No, seriously …. will they!
I'm from Denmark.....we are shocked here by DT's statement that he wants to "buy" Greenland because the US needs "this territory" and has the "right" etc.....I'm wondering: how is he different from VP from Russia?
Jimmy, you have a gift. You are a normal person who can show emotion and empathy for others who are suffering as well as use your wit and humor to ease our suffering in this horrific period of our country. For 16 minutes a night, I can forget my sadness when you show us what these people really are. God bless you and your family. ❤😊
Unfortunately the pardon power is in the constitution and it’s absolute. We need an amendment to get rid of it. For now, all these pardons are fully constitutional.
Thank you, Jimmy! Of course I could not stand the anxiety of actually watching the Inauguration so your monologue gave me everything that I needed to know about it without the stress.
I can't even laugh about it anymore. I'm too depressed over the collective stupidity of America. 😢 And Trump didn't tell Melanie to dress up as a goth Al Capone, he asked her to dress as his favorite character, the Hamburglar.
Better than when he said on the news coverage that the Trump campaign was "close to normal." Yeah, Jake, "They're eating the dogs" and "Little Jimmy goes to school and comes home from a brutal operation" were signs of a reeeaall normal campaign.
His monotonous monotone voice made it the most uninspiring inaugural address in history. I wasn’t alive when Kennedy gave his in ‘61 but I have heard it many times…. What a difference
That was a Sweet tribute to President Biden at the end. 🍦🍦🍦 Thank you to JK and all of the staff writers for uplifting us. Going to need you all now more than ever 💕🌟💕
I loved it all the way from Dresden in Germany. Jimmy Kümmel, Guillermo, Jimmy's writers and staff and Jake Taper. 😂❤ The world and Mount Denali are ging to need you.
Felon 47. Selling bibles, YET, he did not place his hand ON the bible when he swore to uphold the Constitution. Satan DOES NOT touch a bible...like vampires cannot stand to even look at the cross. So, he did not truly pledge to uphold the law.....get ready, you all.
I am not an American and it's sad to watch the news that the protesters are pardoned for January 6th. It's really unbelievable. Americans, please make America great again ❤❤❤
the funny part is its not a dream this is whats really happening, i dont think america will ever be great again, it will just be a case of trumps friends getting richer and everyone else suffering
@@aliengranpa im australian, i dont live there, but i feel sorry for all of you, but you have no one to blame but yourselves, he won the election and now you have to live with it
@@LustrouslyBellaGeorge Forgive me for saying this, but Fetterman is seen as a traitor of a sort, for essentially bowing to AIPAC and having a 180 degree turn on issues after his heart episode. I'm not a troll just a guy who was disappointed. Again I mean no offense or disrespect but I feel the need to speak against him.
Jimmy, I look forward to your monologue every night when I get home from work. Thank you to you and your team for always bringing it, you are my daily mental health meds. ❤
Sorry just cant ever watch or hear Trump's voice again. Boycotted news all day, wore all black ,like Jimmy , but I cant stay and watch The First Felon tonight. See you tomorrow!
Please never have Nelly or Snoop Dogg on again. He bent both knees to tRUMP. After his post to see which "black person" not his words, but I won't even write it. But, he was the first one to bow down and spread them of money.
John fetterman dressed so right for this occasion 😅
As I would have. Maybe just my boxer briefs and a pair of socks!!!
He nailed it 👍🤣
Yes he did! Great point!!🥰
Yes, he did!!!
Just to remind you…he showed up and he should not
Thank you for making us smile!
Jimmy we ❤you! Thank you for getting us through this day!
THANKS Jimmy! be safe all!
As a German i´ve never been so disappointed in a friend and ally.
As a European we need to stop caring about US, and care only about ourselves. As we can see US doesn't have a problem with threatening Netherlands, Denmark, Greenland.
Booohooo
@@KMy-j9u And Panama.
Many of us tried to stop this.
Former ally. If the US threatens Greenland it becomes an adversary of NATO.
Thank you Jimmy making things lighter for us your courage and optimism is incredible. We love you Jimmy ❤
10000 percent jimmy. Keep it up!!
John Fetterman dressed with the respect the event warranted
Exactly
Respect is earned, I have no respect for Orange Lard.
John Fetterman is an absolute disgrace!!!
@@barbarageisenhoff2078He always dresses that way...nothing new. Chill
True!
Hilarious Jimmy, thank you so much. One of your best talks!!!
I waited for Jimmy Kimmel to do a segment after the inauguration. Here it is!
TDS
Waste of time, like everything he does
Worthless like all the other late night waste of time..
😢@Kevin-yl8uz Oh, come on. You know you love Jimmy Kimmel, or else you wouldn't be watching his post.
As a Brit, it feels like we're watching the season finale of the US as we know it!
I'm not American either but that is some serious irony, Britain is as bad if not worse than the US
This exactly
I most certainly did not vote for the guy! It’s gonna be a long 4 years! *HeavySigh*
it is
Please remember, don’t paint us all with the same brush. Not all of all voted for this felon. I am terrified about our future.
Will Britain take political refugees from the USA? No, seriously …. will they!
The similarities with Russia and its oligarchy is shocking...
Rename the USA to rUsSiA
Waiting to people to start falling out of the windows
@@tromedl Elon first!
@@maxstone9148 if I was Elon I would stay on the ground.
And not the first country where the exact same playbook has been applied….
Thank you for being my first smile today. Don’t ever stop!
I feel betrayed by the Democratic leadership. They could have done something and chose to be silent! Why bother voting?
I’m from Germany and I’m shocked about Musk!
It’s deeply concerning.
Please don’t just watch your democracy disappearing!
Kinda looks like we're following in your country's footsteps, doesn't it? 😓
I'm from Denmark.....we are shocked here by DT's statement that he wants to "buy" Greenland because the US needs "this territory" and has the "right" etc.....I'm wondering: how is he different from VP from Russia?
You guys are next on the chopping block. Afd is coming...
@@JayPerry-p2n right? I said the exact same thing today!
by giving his his heart lol
Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel.
I didn't turn my Television on all day but I'm here for you Jimmy 💙!
Were you sad and bitter with the rest of these sulking dems ?
Me either 😂
Same.
Me too!
Me neither
“The village people and the village idiot, finally together!” 🤣🤣🤣
Oh very good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Says the village dummy..🤣
Jimmy thank you so much👏we need you now more than ever❤
If this country has a future as a free nation, let history remember those who bent the knee to a tyrant and a criminal.
imagine how many politcians are criminals and they just havent gotten caught, they're no better my friend.
We need to take names now, investigate later, prosecute when we get the chance...
@@williamduffy1227why did biden pardon cheney and fauci?
@sethhawkins4152 Why are you simping for oligarchs & a felonious president?
@@sethhawkins4152they didn’t accept genius
Jimmy, you have a gift. You are a normal person who can show emotion and empathy for others who are suffering as well as use your wit and humor to ease our suffering in this horrific period of our country. For 16 minutes a night, I can forget my sadness when you show us what these people really are.
God bless you and your family.
❤😊
Darkness now for America……a FELON now is our leader….😩
❤ 🙏 DITTO
agreed
Perfectly said! Jimmy Kimmel thank you!
❤
Federmans level of Presidential respect was spot on.
I apologize. I thought you were talking about his visit to mar-a-lago. I didn't see his "formal outfit".
I was wrong for that!
Trump😊
He’s probably homeless.
I find him weird and heard he was changing parties. 😮
Don't get it twisted...he has gone full MAGA
Pardoning the Jan 6 insurrectionists shows a complete lack of respect for our constitution.
Unfortunately the pardon power is in the constitution and it’s absolute. We need an amendment to get rid of it. For now, all these pardons are fully constitutional.
Biden pardoned 8000 people and his entire family 20 minutes before he left office
WHAT ABOUT BIDEN PARDONING CRIMINALS?
But pardoning Hunter Biden isn’t
Yet you say nothing about Biden pardoning his who’s family, Miley, and fauci
Thank you, Jimmy! Of course I could not stand the anxiety of actually watching the Inauguration so your monologue gave me everything that I needed to know about it without the stress.
Jimmy is FEARLESS.❤️🌠
Thank you Jimmy .. we are going to need a lot of you for the next 4 years ❤
Like we're in prison for 4 yrs 😊
I wanna see Jimmy cry again. That made me laugh non stop
Only weak minded people need to depend on a late night show host😂
Frl)eedom of speech so far)
@@yasuke1280 Or a former reality show host, perhaps?
Thank God for the late night people you Jimmy Stephen Colbert Seth Meyers and The daily show we are going to need you a lot
Jimmy still having a meltdown because of Trump. Poor thing 😂
Jimmy is making jokes and laughing but you can see he is seething angry.
@@Tarbash7364No meltdown here. Truth is in every irony. Didn't you know that?
@@rossriver75yukon27But Jimmy hits the facts by his irony and telling the truth through humour. Plus a little phantasy. That great.
@@indigowolf556 How do they create these and put it all together so fast?
Loooooooovvvvvvveeeeeee you Jimmy!!!
Thank you Jimmie for making us laugh. We need you for the next couple years. You are awesome.
You are the minority..❤❤❤
@@Antros23 More voted for someone other than your guy. Facts don't care about your feelings.
@Antros23 nope. You can only claim a majority if over 50% voted that way. He got 49.9%. So technically not a majority
@@Antros23You are welcome to leave! 😂 Go far, stay long!
So glad you and your team exist in this time. We need your humor more than ever.
Literally pee and poop humor.
“The Sith Lord” is spot on and his prodigy Musk Vader!
I think you meant to say "Fart Vader".
SKUM BAITER!
Emperor Putin would like to have a word with you...
What a f**king joke America has become. Seems like a skit from Saturday Night Live. Surreal.
"joke America" North, Central, and South America, no joke MAGA.
More like 'Black Mirror'.
ya really crazy that biden pardoned so many criminals his family included.
💯
the joke was the last four years...no joking around anymore comrade.
We love you Jimmy! You and Seth make life bearable. 😊 xx
As a Canadian I've never been so disappointed in a friend and ally.
As an American I've never been so disappointed in something that is no longer a friend or an ally because wtf is this
Amen! 💆🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ Think how some of us in 🇺🇸 feel! 💆🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
The Americans havent been too thrilled about Canada either.
As a born here I feel the same way
Hey now, us normal people are still your friends!!! Aloha, J
Jimmy makes a crappy week into a great one. I love you Jimmy
It's Monday
@@vancouverviking4652 I know
Interesting that Melania attended looking like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
I thought Cad Bane.
That was priceless. 😂
Foreshadowing
she did look insane, saw her and was like why she dressed up like a russian secret agent
Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat."
Rocky: "Oh Bullwinkle, not again..."
😂😂
Ohh Jimmy... You delivered this so damn good 😂 especially the Carrie Underwood commentary 😂
Thank you Jimmy for bringing some light, & laughter to the darkness!!
Jimmy Kimmel is a jerk.. He has no real material..
😂😂😂🎉
this was the BEST DAY EVERRR! LETS GO TRUMP
the darkness just left comrade
Your light is my darkness. I’m celebrating this moment and this day.
I can't even laugh about it anymore. I'm too depressed over the collective stupidity of America. 😢
And Trump didn't tell Melanie to dress up as a goth Al Capone, he asked her to dress as his favorite character, the Hamburglar.
Omg, the Hamburglar was too much, so true and so funny! 🤣
And Joe Biden and company didn't depress you? LOL you need to get your priorities straight.
Best comment on the board. I think it speaks for millions of Americans who cared about our Democracy.
You have still got a sense of humor hang in there 🙏 😀 👍 😄
You, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Seth Meyers are keeping me and the world sane right now so thank you!! ❤️
Lord I seriously need you now Jimmy ❤😊
Amen !
Why??
Jan 20, 2025 = "The Day America Died".
Liberated! MAGA
North, Central, and South America. MAGA?
Again
Trump started the second Civil War with the pardons
Thank you for being here today
Everyone needs you
Thank you
"this is how liberty dies"
That's going in the history books.
The way Trump’s voice cracked at the word “first” during his Palpatine’s speech made me laugh. Almost sounds like Kermit the Frog.
You mean by electing a president. We already had a trump presidency and no one lost their liberty
@@youngmystery8417 Electing a baffoon ya mean.
@@youngmystery8417 havent heard about abortion rights i guess
We needed this! 💕🙏 ty Jimmy
Thank you Jimmy for making me still want to smile at this moment. ❤
Jake Tapper is a helluva sport. Dude has great comedy chops. Really love that he participated in and committed so hard to this silly bit.
I thought he must be a deep fake!
Better than when he said on the news coverage that the Trump campaign was "close to normal."
Yeah, Jake, "They're eating the dogs" and "Little Jimmy goes to school and comes home from a brutal operation" were signs of a reeeaall normal campaign.
We need you and all the good people right now.
His monotonous monotone voice made it the most uninspiring inaugural address in history. I wasn’t alive when Kennedy gave his in ‘61 but I have heard it many times…. What a difference
The air kiss was hilarious!!!! 😆😆😆
Kiss was funny also ugly 😂😂😂
in France they call it the "air bisou"
That's the kiss of two people who divorced 20 years ago but didn't formalize it in court.
It was the stupidest kiss I have ever seen, How SAD!!
@@dilpickles5928 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 spot on!!!!!
That was a Sweet tribute to President Biden at the end. 🍦🍦🍦
Thank you to JK and all of the staff writers for uplifting us. Going to need you all now more than ever 💕🌟💕
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes! Thanks to Guillermo and Jimmy. That was wonderful.
🍦🎈🍦🎈🍦🎈🍦🎈
I loved it all the way from Dresden in Germany. Jimmy Kümmel, Guillermo, Jimmy's writers and staff and Jake Taper. 😂❤ The world and Mount Denali are ging to need you.
👏👏👏
Excellent.
Jimmy you’re the best! Thanks for the laughs! ❤😂
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
- Senator Padmé Amidala in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
That hits deep
That hits different, and this is my favorite movie of the prequels…
Foreshadowing
Damn.
Its true; that is what is happening.
I honestly don’t think I can make it through the next 4 years without you Jimmy
Came here to say that.
LOL get a grip...
Cringe. Cope real hard with liberal Jimmy & the rest
Me either! This was the highlight of my day today!
😂 cope more
Favourite part (6:37)- Didn't watch the news today but watched Kimmel.
Felon 47. Selling bibles, YET, he did not place his hand ON the bible when he swore to uphold the Constitution. Satan DOES NOT touch a bible...like vampires cannot stand to even look at the cross. So, he did not truly pledge to uphold the law.....get ready, you all.
So that’s why she wore that hat. Didn’t want to see anything. Or maybe her eyes don’t work anymore 😑
you're not even religious. You probably call my God a sky fairy, so save me from your false indignation.
Sat*n...can't touch the
"HOLY BIBLE " will catch fire. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
He signed an executive order trying to change the Constitution (undoing birthright citizenship), as if that would work…so so much for upholding it.
Thank You This Made My Night!!!🌕😂
Tears of laughter, touched with regret. Thank you, Jimmy and Joe, Joe and Jimmy. Take your pick 👏👏👏👏👏
I am not an American and it's sad to watch the news that the protesters are pardoned for January 6th. It's really unbelievable. Americans, please make America great again ❤❤❤
the funny part is its not a dream this is whats really happening, i dont think america will ever be great again, it will just be a case of trumps friends getting richer and everyone else suffering
It's not funny if you live here, it's downright depressing.
@@aliengranpaToo true. I actually wept today.
@@aliengranpa im australian, i dont live there, but i feel sorry for all of you, but you have no one to blame but yourselves, he won the election and now you have to live with it
@@MrJimibarrettMusk bought the election.
Fetterman has wonderful "I don't give a f@ck" energy.
The Democrat we never knew we needed.
@@LustrouslyBellaGeorge Forgive me for saying this, but Fetterman is seen as a traitor of a sort, for essentially bowing to AIPAC and having a 180 degree turn on issues after his heart episode. I'm not a troll just a guy who was disappointed. Again I mean no offense or disrespect but I feel the need to speak against him.
Ahaha anything that helps you cope baby girl
@@Dante3214 I know, and I agree, but I saw a very powerful statement he made about democracy. I forgot how it goes. Maybe someone can remind me.
@@yasuke1280 What 💀
Nerves of steel and the heart of a giant. Thanks Jimmy kimmel
I’ve been waiting all day for jimmy’s episode tonight!! 😂 thanks Jimmy for a good laugh after a disappointing day
What a beautiful day..
It was a good day. No weird word salads or an old dude who doesn't know where he is at. Who'd want any of that nonsense?
It was a great day!!!
@ you wrong
@ I’m just going through the same thing right now and I don’t know if you want me too but I will be there at the place
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for making us laugh through these dark times.
Cope and seethe😂
Someone loves their high gas prices lol
@@DevinHansen-w8c You sold your soul for gas prices. Right.
Cry a little
The commentary waiting for america the beautiful was a thing of beauty 😂
The hat is to keep him at distance from her face
See looked like a first lady for Al Capone, totally gangster! 👹
Ya, like a shield.
Brim hat the new weird family stern faces aka mean lookers!!!!
We couldn't see her face grimacing.
Thanks Jimmy, for being a light in this 4-year-long darkness that has just begun.
Jimmy Kimmel has no light.. He brings the darkness
Abruti
You do realise majority of the country voted for him right?
Darkness for you but light for them?
@@wandavazquez1234🥴🥴🥴🍄
@@Phil-zd8tn🥴🥴🥴🍄
Thank you, Jimmy Kimball! Laughter is one of the best ways to show defiance!!💙
I can hardly believe that Trump pardoned all the Jan 6 traitors. As a veteran, all this gives me heartburn.
Makes me glad Biden got a jump on Hunter and Fauci being pardoned. Trump would release the criminals but throw Fauci under the bus.
He hasn t pardon anyone yet
Also only the non violent people
@@traceysumner4781 He pardoned over 1000 people including Proud Boys and Oath keepers.
Same.
"...if Trump should go before i wake,
I pray the Lord the news aint fake!!!" 👋from Australia
U should worry about ur own country’s problems. U guys have plenty of
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Good one, thanks!😅
Love it!!! 😁 I am gonna adopt that prayer!!!
Make room Australia we’re coming make a home with you
Jimmy Jimmy, never stop
Jag med! Va kul att där finns några som älskar Jimmy K! Har det bra! 😊
When a clown enters a palace the clown does not become a king, the palace becomes a circus.
Well said
To our snobby elites and their pawns, a man of the people will always appear clownish.
Ok edge lord
Lemme introduce you to the last 4yrs fella.
is that what happened when Biden got sworn in ?
Great clip from the Star Wars! Perfect analogy. We're going to need you for the next 5 years, big time, Jimmy Kimmel.
You mean 8. President Vance is next 🎉
@@dman7668What will your excuse be when Trump bankrupts us like he does his businesses?
Maybe more of the hunger games (Trump being President Snow) 😂😂
Thank you Jimmy, I needed a laugh 😂🤣
Jimmy, I look forward to your monologue every night when I get home from work. Thank you to you and your team for always bringing it, you are my daily mental health meds. ❤
Wow. That was sad. Really sad.
Rough first day for President Musk
Me: Where is Carmen Sandiego?
Jimmy Fallon: She’s attending Trump’s Inauguration 😂😂😂💯
It’s going to be a long, painful 4 years. Still unfathomable how people can see him as a positive role model.
'Murica doesn't want to be led, it wants to be entertained.
Fathom it ❤
4 years???.I wish it'd be only 4 years..this is forever
@@christopherfollert1322 Eat it.
You totaly deserve to have him in your face 4 years
Jimmy is always a breath of fresh air
stale old boring old jokes. just accept he won and get on board,
More like a breath of stale fart air.
@@slayer5097 2 people are triggered. Poor dears.
Loved the "up" exit. Thank you for that moment of levity!😂❤
Love You Jimmy ❤❤❤❤
Oh Jimmy, desperately waiting for you this Day!
Same. 😆💙✊💙
Needed that so I can go to bed while laughing....no nightmares for me tonight!!
Trump will be your president still when you wake up 🥰
Sorry just cant ever watch or hear Trump's voice again. Boycotted news all day, wore all black ,like Jimmy , but I cant stay and watch The First Felon tonight. See you tomorrow!
Why wouldn’t you?
Every time he speaks or I see his face, I get nauseous and change the channel. It’s going to be a very long four years 😔
You sure showed them!! 🤣
You're obviously not alone. It was the lowest watched inauguration in televised history
Whats nice is we dont have to hear that cackling voice/laugh of klamydia.. 🤣
Thanks Jimmy,, I needed this.
No kidding, thank you for keeping it real.
Jimmy you’re the best ! Funny as hell 😂 Love you 😘
“The Village People and the Village Idiot together at last..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@@Kuma_Cordova cuz that’s what it is 🫠
@ Facts 😂
still salty from losing electoral vote, popular vote, eh? and then you even continued to lose the house and senate🤣🤣🤣
Did he master bate 2 men while they played?
@@smartman-kensingtonThey didn't have the House, so they couldn't have lost it. You didn't know that?
I couldn’t / didn’t watch the sh•t show so thx for the POV from the front lines Jimmy. ☃️
I cannot stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy makes a good end to a very crappy day.
It's a great day... The sun was shining..
@@wandavazquez1234🥴🥴🥴🍄
Why would anyone want another Biden term?
i loveee trump . msy you enjoy the next 4 year hahahahahah
TDS, find a cure🙏🎗
Least presidential-sounding Presidential Address I have ever heard. More like a litany of schoolyard taunts.
Hahaha earlier today I had commented Trumps speech as emperor Palpatine’s and here I find it on Kimmel :)
Please never have Nelly or Snoop Dogg on again. He bent both knees to tRUMP. After his post to see which "black person" not his words, but I won't even write it. But, he was the first one to bow down and spread them of money.
1000% Agree
That was Bullsh@t
Snoop is out😢
Agreed! No Traitors!
Nelly needs a check but Snoop?? Sellout traitors!
So, for those of us who didn't watch the inauguration, we didn't miss anything!
Long live president Joeseph R. Biden!
get help
@@okboomer1340no u need it Magat 😂
@@okboomer1340trolling with your time? Sad.
@@Joe-ti7qd 😘
Make America great again, Trumps administration will restore national peace and respect from foreign nations will be earned
We need your humor more than ever! Thanks Jimmy & team
Melania looked like a cartoon character 😂😂😂.
Reminds me of Carmen San Diego! 😂😂😂!
Dressed in funeral garb! Black was a bad choice.
...and Kamala acts like one.
@@Darkstar-j5i She's in mourning. She must have a pre-nup that says she has to stay for his presidency. Four more years Natasha Badinov!😂
Hamburgler?
I love how happy Melania was that her deflector hat strategy worked
I’ll bet she purchases a whole wardrobe of defender outfits.
🤣🤣🤣
That killed me! I LMAO, then changed the channel
She's batman
@@tundeoke6739 🤣🤣
I truly needed this 😂
Weird day, thats a total understatement. Weird hats, weird speeches, weird women with lots of plastic surgery. What a mess.
Viva native america
A hot mess. I dont recognize this dog and pony show.
And don't forget Elon doing the WWII German salute!🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Cheryl Hines……🙄
Oh how I needed Jimmy tonight!
DonOld is IRRELEVANT!
He's full of Hot Air.
Ignore that crazy blob!
@@paddyholly2184I love your attitude!❤❤❤❤ I’ll grab some of it for myself! ♥️
I actually laughed after this very depressing day. Thankyou!
@@wildwoodkare I did too I watched a documentary on MLK and the Jeffersons marathon antenna tv
I was waiting for this..