It's been reported that he doesn't like his supporters and he has gotten what he wanted from them I don't know what makes them think he wants the lower class anywhere near him and his rich buddies 🤦🏽♂️😂😂
MAGAts whine and cry I can't feed my family. I can't pay my bills. But miraculously they have cash to travel to watch the criminal in chief lie under oath.
If its any consolation, he does it all of the time, and him NOT being president didn't really make a difference in how many of his "thoughts" we heard.
Using lower level language to pass information, increases comprehension rate. Minorities have the lowest comprehension rates... so you're a white supremacist?
Read it when I was 12, scared the daylights out of me - threw it under my bed for a couple of weeks. But had to finish it to get that chilling world out of my mind
I refused to watch even one second of any coverage or any television station that might be reporting on it or even recapping it. These last 9 years have left me with very little patience.
No, this started decades before 2015. And it isn't about one insecure man. But don't give up just yet. These are crazy dysfunctional times, to be sure, but that's all the more reason not to give up.
Yeah don't hate. It's just a lying politician. Don't use up your spiritual energy or currency on a literal character....spend it on something worthwhile.. 💯🙏🏽
Donald is a demagogue and hate monger. That's what hate mongers do. They spread hate through the world. I remind myself what a bumbling, self loathing, incompetent fool he is and what a miserable human being he has always been.
"If you elect a serial liar and conman, a narcissist, bully, wannabe mobster, with the vocabulary of an emotionally insecure 9-year-old, you can’t really be shocked at how it turned out, can you?" The fact that Trump and his family sat at that level of government is the complete and total humiliation of a nation.
Those who paid to go see him left out in the cold!! Not the first time, before that they were stranded in the desert 😱 but they never learn these cult followers
If I wrote a comment it would be exactly what you said. I’m fearful for this country and sickened that 1/2 the country can not throw up when seeing or hearing this awful human being talk.
The best part of Trump’s inaugural speech today was seeing Melania just say ‘Screw it’ and show up dressed as one of the Spy vs. Spy guys from Mad Magazine.
As much as I love those four and I do--the laughs aren't as funny as they were 4 or 5 or 7 years ago. I'd have traded them never having to mention MeinTrumpf's name again attached to a million laughs for the disgraced convicted felon NOT being handed a second undeserved 4 year squat in our White House
brought up by grandparents who revered America and parents who honoured America. America in WW2 Pacific Theatre of War, 1943 saved New Zealand 🇳🇿 from invasion by Japanese - today trump has single-handedly wrecked the American brand with his corruption, criminality, stupidity and immorality. 🥲
@@thanosianthemadtitanic trump literally pardoned all the terrorists who tried to help him overthrow the government. He’s the biggest criminal to ever exist in American history
@@sherrykloster7489 Maybe you should, if you want to form a valid opinion and see what kind of people he gathered around him. See their faces, how they interact. It tells you way more than a 15min skit on RUclips.
f)Elon did an actual na$i salute. An actual salute. With a sarcastic gusto that leaves no doubt whatsoever that he knows EXACTLY what he's saying with it. We gotta start having some serious meetings now.
Because it wasn't that already? Citizens United is *poison*. We gotta get rid of these fossils running the party, they're pretty much all on the take. What did Soros do for a Medal of Freedom, jump over piles of money? It's ridiculous.
At this point the most infuriating question to me is how much more proof do the people that voted for this guy need to get that he has never and will never give a crap about them?
The majority of them fully have the cult mentality and will defend him even if he gave their family dog to Noem. Those who have some level of intelligence and realize what they did by electing him probably won't admit to it but hopefully won't make the same mistake again. That is if we have a future election.
Lol. Souvenirs. Hey kids. I got this "commemorative" ticket when the guy i voted for for president canceled his outdoor inauguration event leaving me out of thousands of dollars in travel etc. Sigh...Shortly after that we turned to fascism. Grandkids: Yeah...😬
Im a Canadian with a BA focused on American politics and i could not watch the transition except for through your lens. Thanks for lightening an otherwise horrifying moment in history.
It's pretty frigging difficult. I'm in a very red area too, it's like Invasion of The Body Snatchers. I'm like, who are you, and what have you done with ACTUAL intelligence...
His supporters will stand outside in the parking lot, and later reminisce about what a great time they had, while the billionaires inside who don't even know they're there plan to rob them blind.
Trump said, *"Plant the flag of the United States on the planet Mars "* Donald, I think we all deeply hope for one thing. *THAT YOU ARE ON THE PLANET MARS WHEN THAT FLAG IS PLANTED.* As far away from the United States as possible.
Little George Bush made the same promise after the Columbia crashed in 2003. Only thing that came of it was an increased NASA presence of drones on Mars. I expect even less from Trump.
I am sure a lot of people would chip in money to send Musk, Bezos and all the other merry men with him. Take Biden too, for tanking the extremely winnable election.
@@raylewis238 Well he was convicted and charged, but they charged him with anything because he wasn't going to play and of it anyways nor see any real jail time, because of his office.
@@raylewis238He was determined to be an insurrectionist in a United States court. In Colorado to be exact. And that was not overturned by the Supreme Court
Truly thank you Seth for doing a show tonight. A lot of programs abandoned us today but some good ones like yours showed the love and knew today of all days we would need some levity. If I ever run into you, drinks are on me.
It's ironic that they were worried about trying him under the Sedition Act because it hadnt been used in a hundred or so years and he's pulling out a law from the 1700s.... 10:34
@davidcarson4421 DOGE chaired by TWO people: Musk and Ramaswamy. That's pretty laughable that the department of government "efficiency" needs two people to lead the organization! 😅😂😊 the Trump clown show abounds.🤣
As far as I'm concerned, the most important thing about today was the historic nature of Donald Trump becoming the first president who's also a criminal. What a dark day for America.
This is the most dystopia Inauguration of a President that ive ever live through and. Ive live through nine of them i have to say this is the most depressing one. Way to go Maga
I always thought it was because he didn’t want to get shot…VP Musk didn’t have his human shield aka child with him. He would have flew right off when Musk did his Nazi salute 3 times
N that "Tax $$$" he gets from those Tariffs n from Hard Working Americans that have to buy those goods is Going to him n his BILLIONAIRE Friends that support him, via the Tax Breaks he is going to give them .
He does have the best way with words to manipulate the actual way something works so his cult can cling onto something that isn't going to happen. But they gonna believe. They are truly ride or die b*t*h*s.
Apparently he is not the only pres to not lay a hand on the bible - and it is also not legally required. Just tradition. Remember. Gotta Keep state and religion separate...
Americas liquid gold crude is too thin for American refineries to process. That’s why 60% of crude processed in America comes directly from Canada. You’re about to face a 25% tariff, this Canadian can live with.
Pierre Poilievre will be a good partner for Trump. About **97% of Canada's crude oil exports** go to the United States. This dependency means that any changes in U.S. policies or demand can have a substantial impact on Canada's oil industry.
@@nuqwestr There's nothing stopping canada from building their own refineries and cutting out the US. This was a partnership of convience, once the partnership becomes inconvenient, Canada will make the investments to not have to deal with it.
Not to mention that his plan is apparently to trade slightly lower gas prices for, like, the insurance industry, and by extension trillions of dollars in wealth that'll be destroyed by climate change. Pretty much Republican planning 101: address a complex problem with short-term, simplistic, individualistic solutions, and when those don't work, double down on that strategy.
People sit out in weather colder than this for football games but i guess his rich friends didn't want to sit out in the cold with the peasants that they hate
The best way to survive is to make fun of the madness. I will definitely need people like Seth Meyers to keep my head sane the next cople of years. Holy Sh..!
Absolutely mock Felon47 constantly. He is a clown and an appalling human. He wants free speech but only if it is not criticism of him. An awful vile hypocrite. And let’s not forget a convicted criminal and a rapist. Shame America shame!
I'll bet everybody inside that building could tell you exactly how tax cuts and tariffs are going to make them even richer, while I'd be shocked if you could find a single person standing outside who's aware that THEY'RE the ones paying the tariffs. Boy are they in for a fun surprise.
I fucking love Seth Meyers and all of his writers and everyone else who makes this show. This has been my only exposure to the inauguration details today, by design.
hope you saw comments of elon musk doing a '1940s german salute' enthusiastically TWICE at the podium, as that's kinda relevant but seth didn't mention it. (I'm guessing producer said no or something).
@SayAhhyeah, because USB socks are expensive! Those gold shoes were $400 and that doesn't leave much for eggs. Plus, Trump's proposed cabinet opposed raising the minimum wage.
"At least we can say this is probably the smallest inaugural crowd in history" - Are you kidding? There were at least 143.97 trillion people inside that building! Plus another 579.21 quadrillion outside the building. And don't forget about the 973.66 septillion people watching on TV.
Been a fear of mine for 38yr now. I was told it was irrational and that the USA isn’t held together by the honor system and that Donald trump wont buy the presidency and start a race war Literally a childhood fear I’ve never been able to shake
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Race Wars? Quick someone bubble wrap Tony Hawk! He’s too precious to lose! I’m trying humor out to hopefully ease the next four years.
"there are a bunch of people in this country who are about to learn a lot of hard lessons" - Not really. Those who have lessons to learn have proven over the past ten years that they are incapable of learning.
"there are a bunch of people in this country who are about to learn a lot of hard lessons." Nope, they are too stupid to learn - or they would have learnt from last time. Trump will claim everything good was him (even though it was enacted by the previous government), and everything bad was Sleepy Joe. The sad thing is, the idiots will believe..
And it got to #2, not #5 🤣 Although we really shouldn't be surprised at this point -- it's so habitual for him that even when it serves no purpose whatsoever to be dishonest, he can't help himself
Well not to be an ass but all democrats let that naively and lazily happen… it is outrageous. A complete disregard to everything the US stood for, including the second amendment as purposedly imagined hundreds of years ago.
This day should have been about a man, who richly deserves to be remembered, Martin Luther King, Jr. But, as usual, the media isn't about prioritizing what's important. Instead, it's all about diverting attention to the inconsequential, which describes the Cheeto Chimp to a tee.
it really doesn't say much tho. Swearing on the bible to take office is not in the constitution. It is also not a requirement as that would go against "Freedom of Religion" and that is part of the constitution. Historically, a few presidents either used a different book or in the case of Teddy Roosevelt used nothing for their oath. Look, I don't like the guy either. If you're going to criticize someone, at least pick something that matters. And he has lots to criticize about.
I think he is more like a Bond villain, that he was influenced by "Goldfinger" as a youth, how he carries himself and cheats at golf, and has loyal long-term bodyguards and international co-operators.
All big tech companies being part of this circus says only one thing: they didn’t want to pay their fair share of taxes! They don’t care about anyone but themselves!
I don't know why MAGA supporters are pissed off about the ceremony being moved inside the Capitol... it's not like they don't know how to break in.
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Yes why didn't they do it? It would be a day of love as their "Messiah" said.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 16:05
"I don't care about you I just want your vote "
He was very clear
I have less zero sympathy
If only someone had said that /s
It's been reported that he doesn't like his supporters and he has gotten what he wanted from them I don't know what makes them think he wants the lower class anywhere near him and his rich buddies 🤦🏽♂️😂😂
And it will be their last time them vote. That was loud and clear.
And then after he rigged the swing states, he switched to "I don't need your vote."
The disappointments start from day one.🤣
It really warms my heart to hear all those supporters are out thousands of dollars 😂
Kind of sums you up
MAGAts whine and cry I can't feed my family. I can't pay my bills. But miraculously they have cash to travel to watch the criminal in chief lie under oath.
How poetic that these people go to DC spend all this money and the oligarchy keeps them outside
Nothing gets past these brilliant minded folks.
Yet, they scream the price of eggs and gas are too high!
Literally, left out in the cold 😊
They best get used to it - they will be kept out in the cold for a long time to come - serve them right!😂😂😂😂
It is FAFO season 😅😂😅😂
All those supporters losing thousands. The best metaphor for what Trump has been doing to MAGAs for years.
Unfortunately all they have to say in response is: "Thank you King Donald, may I have another?"
This pleases me so much. They wasted their money to stand in the cool like a bunch of morons.
This is only the beginning of their 4 yrs of disappointment. Love it.
Wait, trump isn’t for the people??
I thought they voted for him because they were so economically distressed. Who has thousands sitting around for this
Sigh.. four years of having to hear a 78-79 man talk with the vocabulary of a second grader…
If its any consolation, he does it all of the time, and him NOT being president didn't really make a difference in how many of his "thoughts" we heard.
He speaks the level of the low IQ Republicans who put him into office.
Using lower level language to pass information, increases comprehension rate. Minorities have the lowest comprehension rates... so you're a white supremacist?
Don't insult second graders like that, his vocabulary is much worse
We’ll all need Seth more than ever during the next four years. God bless you Seth and your writers.
If he's allowed to.
@@globalwarmhugs7741 oh...... he
will
Would love if they do Friday shows
He will be the ONLY thing getting me through this 4 year nightmare😅
Yea, this is about all we have to look forward to unfortunately.
*All animals are equal. Some are just more equal than others." - Animal Farm
OMG I just watched that, the 1954 cartoon! The corrupt pigs have taken over, indeed! ruclips.net/video/fP9vfWrVUls/видео.html
1984.
Read it when I was 12, scared the daylights out of me - threw it under my bed for a couple of weeks. But had to finish it to get that chilling world out of my mind
I agree
@@karync.6707FYI Joe Strummer and The Clash quoted Animal Farm all the time.
Hillary's snicker at the "Gulf of America" line is priceless (11:14)
Nitwit, Mexico is in America
She's responsible for this man's first term, she can go away same as Biden
@@dnagy2772 What? Mexico is in North America - so by your logic, we should call it the "Gulf of North America."
Thanks for pointing that out! 😂
@@dnagy2772 when did Mexico become part of America, is Canada a part of America too.
I didn't watch the inauguration and I knew I could count on Seth to sum it up for me
Yup, he and Jimmy Kimmel are the two I watch, especially Kimmel because he really gets under Trump’s skin.
Same.
You should watch some other views too.@@mindyschocolate
Me too
You - - and Seth - - missed not one but two full-on, blatant Hitler salutes
😢 WE ARE SO MONUMENTALLY STRAIGHT UP SCREWED
So true.
I'm so sorry for you 🙏😭
Not you. The rest of the world
Again.
I refused to watch even one second of any coverage or any television station that might be reporting on it or even recapping it. These last 9 years have left me with very little patience.
Agree 100%. I was even sorry I went on Bluesky and FB today.
That's
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2:43 Don't feel bad for them these are the same people who were perfectly fine with Trump abandoning them in the desert a few months ago.
These people are never going to see and admit they have been played since 2016. 😂
What started out as a joke in 2015 has culminated to the end of the United States of America in just ten short years.
Can anyone wonder what it would have been like if Hilary had won? No maga........No silliness...
@@patbrennan6572 SILO on apple+ is season 2 of ‘Merica: apocalypsealoosa
No, this started decades before 2015. And it isn't about one insecure man.
But don't give up just yet.
These are crazy dysfunctional times, to be sure, but that's all the more reason not to give up.
America my heart bleeds for you. What an embarrassment you have chosen to lead your once great country.💔💔💔
MUHRICAH at it's finest smh
I never knew the depth of pure HATRED I could hold, for anything/anyone.
You certainly are not alone. I am German and the man makes me sick
I know.
Yeah don't hate. It's just a lying politician. Don't use up your spiritual energy or currency on a literal character....spend it on something worthwhile.. 💯🙏🏽
At least for some, January 30th, 1933 would have been a similarly fraughtful day.
Donald is a demagogue and hate monger. That's what hate mongers do. They spread hate through the world.
I remind myself what a bumbling, self loathing, incompetent fool he is and what a miserable human being he has always been.
"If you elect a serial liar and conman, a narcissist, bully, wannabe mobster, with the vocabulary of an emotionally insecure 9-year-old, you can’t really be shocked at how it turned out, can you?" The fact that Trump and his family sat at that level of government is the complete and total humiliation of a nation.
Yeah, they don't care every time they leave their house they see brown people the horror 😧
Only in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those who paid to go see him left out in the cold!! Not the first time, before that they were stranded in the desert 😱 but they never learn these cult followers
@@estlhm805 And they never will. Enjoy the GREATNESS of America NOW. It will be gone very soon. This is a sad ending to a Great, Democracy.
If I wrote a comment it would be exactly what you said. I’m fearful for this country and sickened that 1/2 the country can not throw up when seeing or hearing this awful human being talk.
The best part of Trump’s inaugural speech today was seeing Melania just say ‘Screw it’ and show up dressed as one of the Spy vs. Spy guys from Mad Magazine.
I really thought it was Michael Jackson.
🥃👴🏻 TRUMP IS KING OF THE WORLD 🌍 YES YES YES TRUMP SIR U IS PRESIDENT YES YEEEHAAAW
At times she has the silhouette of the old man from Poltergeist.
Looked to me as though she and Ivanka thought they were attending a funeral. Which, come to think of it, they were.
Looks like she stole her hat from The Hamburglar.
“"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
- Senator Padmé Amidala in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
To be fair; Palpatine is an evil emperor, but at least, he wasn't dumb enough to try and tax another galaxy.
... Not that he could find one.
Star Wars ain't real wars.
We ain't Arabs!😂😂😂
@@markrodriguez2132 The f*ck kind of connection did your brain just made?
You can take the man out of apartheid, but you cannot take apartheid out of the man.
orange you glad i didnt say banana
That proud Na$i salute from the dais was shocking, but not surprising. We voted in Na$i rule in America and it was solidified today. Very sad,
The Mushy musk needs to be deported. Afterall - he IS an immigrant!!!
@@valjones8948it's okay you can spell the word Nazi, it's perfectly acceptable now
Did i miss where Seth mentioned this? In another segment maybe?
I'm glad we have Seth, Colbert, and The Daily Show to at least help us get through the next 4 years, and beyond.
And Kimmel!! We know how much trump LOVES him 😂😂😂
@lisabishop6266 Of course! How could I forget Trump's favorite late night host? 😂
As much as I love those four and I do--the laughs aren't as funny as they were 4 or 5 or 7 years ago. I'd have traded them never having to mention MeinTrumpf's name again attached to a million laughs for the disgraced convicted felon NOT being handed a second undeserved 4 year squat in our White House
yeah, until orange hitler bans them for being too critical...
Thank God Jon Stewart is back with TDS. No offense, Seth.❤
Trump belongs in Prison
.....and not in the Whitehouse
What an absolutely embarrassing time to be an American.
It's pretty ridiculous how gullible you are, good luck 🙏🇨🇦
You got played by the main stream media. Shame on you. Try thinking for yourself
brought up by grandparents who revered America and parents who honoured America. America in WW2 Pacific Theatre of War, 1943 saved New Zealand 🇳🇿 from invasion by Japanese - today trump has single-handedly wrecked the American brand with his corruption, criminality, stupidity and immorality. 🥲
@@RichardTavilla- and if you thought for yourself you would be super successful. Oh wait…
what an embarrassing comment
Today was Black Monday - a National disgrace that is completely shameful...
exactly the fact he pardoned his whole family shows how much a criminal trump is.
FOX just posted a 45 min video of all the Executive Orders - it is shocking.
@@thanosianthemadtitanic and over 1,000 criminals that attacked the Capitol
@@thanosianthemadtitanic trump literally pardoned all the terrorists who tried to help him overthrow the government. He’s the biggest criminal to ever exist in American history
You do know it is MLK Jr holiday, today.
Ask NOT what I can do for the country. Ask what the country can do for ME!
And they all come running to take care of the pathetic little old baby
Seth, I haven’t watched any news. I was waiting for your post because i can’t stand these things without you.
Same, I just can't bring myself to watch or listen to the news
Yup. Not turning on the news for a long time. His voice makes me want to vomit 🤮
@@sherrykloster7489I wore a black shirt all day.
@@sherrykloster7489 Maybe you should, if you want to form a valid opinion and see what kind of people he gathered around him. See their faces, how they interact. It tells you way more than a 15min skit on RUclips.
I haven't watched the news since 11/6...this is all so unbelievable...
Won't forget the Constitution? He's already violated it multiple times.
Right? He literally called part of it "phony".
He has to remember what to feed into the shredder.
He's literally using it as toilet paper
He 💩 all over it.
Convicted Felon
Don’t we already have an External Revenue Service? I’m pretty sure its called Customs😂😂😂😂😂
Trump doesn't like anything that he's never heard of.
f)Elon did an actual na$i salute.
An actual salute.
With a sarcastic gusto that leaves no doubt whatsoever that he knows EXACTLY what he's saying with it.
We gotta start having some serious meetings now.
You’ve gotta stop censoring yourself.
@@DiggySoze You need to read a history book instead of burning it
Elon will be collecting his urine in jars and wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet for shoes .. real soon like Howard Hughes
Too late.
I’m so glad I didn’t watch the inauguration. Why isn’t the media calling him out on it?!
By "Gilded Age" he means only Billionaires will benefit as oppose to his own supporters who he literally left out in the cold.
I hope he sure doesn't plan on painting the White House gold w his own personal gold " throne" ( toilet)
That is exactly what the original gilded age was. After the gilded age came the beheadings.
Because it wasn't that already? Citizens United is *poison*. We gotta get rid of these fossils running the party, they're pretty much all on the take. What did Soros do for a Medal of Freedom, jump over piles of money? It's ridiculous.
The return of the gilded age is here. He wants the rich to control the nation over the govt
I am not surprised
Word on the street is having the ceremony indoors would eliminate any aerial photos showing a small crowd. Coincidence I'm sure.
Renaming the Gulf of Mexico and invading Panama will surely bring down egg prices, right?
Don't forget stripping dignity from indigenous peoples
Invading Greenland and oh naming Cartels as terrorist groups means he can bomb/invade Mexico.
are there chickens in panama? nobody spoil it for him.
He's so dam ignorant, and entitled he thinks he's going to rule the world. I fear for us and our troops! God help us!!!😮😢
12:28 maybe? 😮😢
At this point the most infuriating question to me is how much more proof do the people that voted for this guy need to get that he has never and will never give a crap about them?
Amen
The majority of them fully have the cult mentality and will defend him even if he gave their family dog to Noem. Those who have some level of intelligence and realize what they did by electing him probably won't admit to it but hopefully won't make the same mistake again. That is if we have a future election.
@@jaohonaxa they're too far gone at this point to ever see Trump as anything other than their rich saviour
If you're mad, they're happy. That's what they wanted. That is all they wanted. They want you to be mad.
It freaks me out how normal and well spoken so many of them are. Scary
All the billionaires on the inside. And the people who were suckered into voting him back, frozen out. Welcome to your next 4 years America. 🇨🇦
How would you have done it
Musk doing the Nazi salute TWICE made my heart stop.
He is evil and racist for a reason.
Unfortunately, it couldn’t have been his own “heart”
When i telll you, 😮 My mouth was Agape!
🥃😆 ELON MUSK IS KING YES SIR TRUMP IS KING YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP KING OF THE WORLD 🌍
Should have made you and other quit twitter for good.
LOL - only one member of the Village People is still alive. The rest are grateful they didn’t live to see this travesty.
Really? Oh good.
Trump can't tell 30 years ago from 50 years ago.
@ : True. In fact, he has a very hard time remembering yesterday.
I wish I was a fly on the wall in that dressing room 😮 How rude 😅
@@annewagner196Trump wishes he was the fly on Putin’s trousers
Lol. Souvenirs. Hey kids. I got this "commemorative" ticket when the guy i voted for for president canceled his outdoor inauguration event leaving me out of thousands of dollars in travel etc. Sigh...Shortly after that we turned to fascism.
Grandkids: Yeah...😬
Do these rich people help the poor? The only thing they care about is putting money in their pockets.
Of course not! Why would they do that?
Im a Canadian with a BA focused on American politics and i could not watch the transition except for through your lens. Thanks for lightening an otherwise horrifying moment in history.
It's pretty frigging difficult. I'm in a very red area too, it's like Invasion of The Body Snatchers. I'm like, who are you, and what have you done with ACTUAL intelligence...
@danamichelle1290 love your comment❤
You should also check out the perpsective of another National Treasure:JON STEWART & THE DAILY SHOW
I didn't watch it either.
Hillary laughed so hard when the guy said Gulf of America😂 It’s only possible to laugh at this point.
Melania nailed it with that Hamburglar outfit.
Good one! That gave me a laugh on this day of mourning!
Also has some Carmen San Diego in there too in honor of her being god knows where 99% of the time
Felt more like the Black Spy from the MAD series “Spy vs Spy.”
It was very strategic, the brim protected her mouth from his attempted kiss.
@@HelynnHeels I though more like Star Wars bounty hunter
His supporters will stand outside in the parking lot, and later reminisce about what a great time they had, while the billionaires inside who don't even know they're there plan to rob them blind.
My Premier Danielle Smith was there to suck up & sell out Alberta's oil
@alrightyru I'm from Alberta, too. I've never been so embarrassed by her. And that's saying something.
I had no desire to watch but knew I'd get the details from Seth, Steven and Jimmy and SNL
Idiocracy is truly here......
It's now a documentary
Been under a rock, dude?
Please, send him to mars along with Musk.
Trump said, *"Plant the flag of the United States on the planet Mars "* Donald, I think we all deeply hope for one thing. *THAT YOU ARE ON THE PLANET MARS WHEN THAT FLAG IS PLANTED.* As far away from the United States as possible.
Little George Bush made the same promise after the Columbia crashed in 2003. Only thing that came of it was an increased NASA presence of drones on Mars. I expect even less from Trump.
I am sure a lot of people would chip in money to send Musk, Bezos and all the other merry men with him. Take Biden too, for tanking the extremely winnable election.
Really ironic that the man who divided this nation wants to call himself a "peacemaker"
He says we will not forget the Constitution, but the 14th Amendment literally says he cannot be President.
I mean, it literally doesn't cause he was never even charged let alone convicted
Doesn't mean what you think it does
@@raylewis238 Well he was convicted and charged, but they charged him with anything because he wasn't going to play and of it anyways nor see any real jail time, because of his office.
@@raylewis238He was determined to be an insurrectionist in a United States court. In Colorado to be exact. And that was not overturned by the Supreme Court
As in "gone but not forgotten"
"Getting used to being disappointed..." That sums Trump up perfectly!
The new ending tag works much better than I anticipated. Great metaphor for losing ones marbles.
The funny thing is the "External Revenue Service" already exists. It's called "US customs" and exists almost as long as America does.
"America does" unfortunately for many it doesn't included North, Central, and South America. God Bless MAGA?
Under trump nothing will exist that benefits anybody except himself, his family and the well healed billionaire mates. Goodbye America.
trump doesn't know that though
And while people are distracted by that foolery...
Hey, BeauPeeps! 👋
Truly thank you Seth for doing a show tonight. A lot of programs abandoned us today but some good ones like yours showed the love and knew today of all days we would need some levity. If I ever run into you, drinks are on me.
We are totally going to need day drinking with Seth every week for the next four years
It's ironic that they were worried about trying him under the Sedition Act because it hadnt been used in a hundred or so years and he's pulling out a law from the 1700s.... 10:34
Nothing trims the federal budget quite like creating a new federal agency.
Tariff collection agency already exists, US Customs and Border Protection.
@@davidcarson4421 exactly!
Exactly.... 🤦♂️🤣 @@davidcarson4421
@davidcarson4421 DOGE chaired by TWO people: Musk and Ramaswamy. That's pretty laughable that the department of government "efficiency" needs two people to lead the organization! 😅😂😊 the Trump clown show abounds.🤣
Not to mention what he wants already exists and has since the country was founded
As far as I'm concerned, the most important thing about today was the historic nature of Donald Trump becoming the first president who's also a criminal. What a dark day for America.
It was Martin Luther King day
@@Catmando-z7g Intellectually, I know that. But, the inauguration definitely overshadowed that.
The first Convicted criminal to be President but not the first criminal to be President.
Yep HISTORIC like the paid for media. Won’t watch any mainstream media today or tomorrow
We'll never know about Biden, basically pardoned himself.
CORRECTION: The Swedish Chef always had real human hands. You depicted him here with muppet hands. How dare you, sir!
The way melania trump is
Dressed it looks like she's going to a funeral .
It is a funeral........for democracy.
Isn’t it one?
* Spy v Spy (Mad Magazine)
Idk? I was getting those Natasha (and Bullwinkle) vibes. 😂
Someonee else said Hamburglar from McD's . He has a big hat as well....
Notice Melania wore the don't you dare kiss me hat
I note they dressed for a funeral... of democracy and America.
Wouldn't you?! I don't blame her one bit.
That's the only wall she cares about.
I loved her in the 1989 Batman movie
Can't blame her for that!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂He loves his supporters soooo much!
Don't worry. Give it a few days, and they'll all "remember" that it was somehow the Democrats' fault.
With that many Silicon Valley oligarchs in one spot, that switch to indoors was not about weather. It was about security.
And that there would be small crowds.
And Trump crying about having to wear a coat when JFK didn't had nothing to do with his decision?
@@dd1984mm😂😅hehehe 😂😅😂😅
And his hair. Too much wind, I gather.
Abswholutely!!
This is the most dystopia Inauguration of a President that ive ever live through and. Ive live through nine of them i have to say this is the most depressing one. Way to go Maga
A gentleman never asks a woman to slide across a seat. Not that I’m surprised. He has different boundaries with furniture.
As a Canadian I've never been more disappointed in a friend and ally.
All your Canadians are belong to US
As an Australian, I feel the same.
I’m just as disappointed to live here.
Imagine living here.
I'm sorry he is such an axshole. We need our Allies.
Let's be honest - the inauguration went indoors when they predicted 40 mph winds to save Dump's hair from blowing away.
I always thought it was because he didn’t want to get shot…VP Musk didn’t have his human shield aka child with him. He would have flew right off when Musk did his Nazi salute 3 times
"enrich our citizens"
buy citizens, he means billionaires. The rest of us don't count.
Going to tariff other countries to enrich our citizens? Tariffs on other countries is a tax ON our citizens!
Citizens, meaning, his piggy banks.
He's such an idiot!
N that "Tax $$$" he gets from those Tariffs n from Hard Working Americans that have to buy those goods is Going to him n his BILLIONAIRE Friends that support him, via the Tax Breaks he is going to give them .
😂😂😂 look, you can't make this 💩 up.
He does have the best way with words to manipulate the actual way something works so his cult can cling onto something that isn't going to happen. But they gonna believe. They are truly ride or die b*t*h*s.
Not putting your hand on the bible is like crossing your fingers behind your back.
Selling and autographing them is fine.
Swearing the truth on one burns his kind.
i still think it's because his hand starts smoking anytime he touches one. he wasnt technically holding the actual bible he was hawking.
Afraid of the lightning bolt.
Apparently he is not the only pres to not lay a hand on the bible - and it is also not legally required. Just tradition. Remember. Gotta Keep state and religion separate...
@@francescathomas3502
How is a president that sells bibles keeping church and state separate?
SCAD alumn here. Last I recall we didn’t have a football team. But we do have an equestrian athletics program. Maybe you meant that, Seth?
I believe the fact you don't have a football team is the joke. As in it would be completely one-sided.
This is the only way I can face the news today
For my mental health, Seth will be my only news source for the next four years.
I feel the same way.
Same.
I watched Phil defranco first. But the sentiment is the same
@@invisibleme5 I also recommend Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Them and Seth was what got me through the news during Trump's first term.
Americas liquid gold crude is too thin for American refineries to process. That’s why 60% of crude processed in America comes directly from Canada. You’re about to face a 25% tariff, this Canadian can live with.
Pierre Poilievre will be a good partner for Trump.
About **97% of Canada's crude oil exports** go to the United States. This dependency means that any changes in U.S. policies or demand can have a substantial impact on Canada's oil industry.
@@nuqwestr There's nothing stopping canada from building their own refineries and cutting out the US.
This was a partnership of convience, once the partnership becomes inconvenient, Canada will make the investments to not have to deal with it.
But Canada is going to wind, solar, and nuclear. Meanwhile, the US is importing oil.
Not to mention that his plan is apparently to trade slightly lower gas prices for, like, the insurance industry, and by extension trillions of dollars in wealth that'll be destroyed by climate change.
Pretty much Republican planning 101: address a complex problem with short-term, simplistic, individualistic solutions, and when those don't work, double down on that strategy.
Thank you, Seth. You made me laugh for the first time today. We're going to need you as this shitstorm continues.
Is it any surprise that Hell/DC froze over on this date?
People sit out in weather colder than this for football games but i guess his rich friends didn't want to sit out in the cold with the peasants that they hate
I lived in DC area for over 30 yrs , it always had big blizzards in feb
I live in DC and it wasn’t even that cold. It was a typical January day.
You need to be locked up in prison
@@holliswilson8074 single digits are nice. my current -46 degrees not so much.
The best way to survive is to make fun of the madness. I will definitely need people like Seth Meyers to keep my head sane the next cople of years. Holy Sh..!
Couldn't agree more.
Check out Randy Rainbow as well. He sings parody songs and kept us alive dureing the first term. He can do it again during the 2nd term.
Absolutely mock Felon47 constantly. He is a clown and an appalling human. He wants free speech but only if it is not criticism of him. An awful vile hypocrite. And let’s not forget a convicted criminal and a rapist. Shame America shame!
And yet, eggs are still expensive. WTF
I'll bet everybody inside that building could tell you exactly how tax cuts and tariffs are going to make them even richer, while I'd be shocked if you could find a single person standing outside who's aware that THEY'RE the ones paying the tariffs. Boy are they in for a fun surprise.
I fucking love Seth Meyers and all of his writers and everyone else who makes this show. This has been my only exposure to the inauguration details today, by design.
hope you saw comments of elon musk doing a '1940s german salute' enthusiastically TWICE at the podium, as that's kinda relevant but seth didn't mention it. (I'm guessing producer said no or something).
Yeah
I have a couple sources, like Meidas Touch, myself.
Same here
Yep same here 😢
@@babstra55yeah I saw it earlier on the Mary Trump RUclips channel, that's some pretty scary s***
I wish you all a reflectful, blessed Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
Trump supporters disappointed by his actions.... Buckle up buckaroo!!!!
Looool!
They can't afford eggs but they can afford plane tickets and USB-powered heated socks.
Abandoned in the desert left out in the cold…literally. Those poor saps are so deep in the Kool-Aid I almost feel sorry for them almost.
@SayAhhpriorities 😂
@SayAhhyeah, because USB socks are expensive! Those gold shoes were $400 and that doesn't leave much for eggs. Plus, Trump's proposed cabinet opposed raising the minimum wage.
At least we can say this is probably the smallest inaugural crowd in history
"At least we can say this is probably the smallest inaugural crowd in history" - Are you kidding? There were at least 143.97 trillion people inside that building! Plus another 579.21 quadrillion outside the building. And don't forget about the 973.66 septillion people watching on TV.
The Convicted Felon in Chief is lobbying for a Nobel Peace Prize. Righto Don!!!
I can't believe today happened
Been a fear of mine for 38yr now. I was told it was irrational and that the USA isn’t held together by the honor system and that Donald trump wont buy the presidency and start a race war
Literally a childhood fear I’ve never been able to shake
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Race Wars? Quick someone bubble wrap Tony Hawk! He’s too precious to lose!
I’m trying humor out to hopefully ease the next four years.
isn't it totally surreal? when i think about it (which i really try not to do), i just cannot believe this happened.
there are a bunch of people in this country who are about to learn a lot of hard lessons.
They got the first one today.... watching the wealthy tech guys take their seats behind Trump...
Unfortunately so are those of us who DIDN'T vote for the guy
"there are a bunch of people in this country who are about to learn a lot of hard lessons" - Not really. Those who have lessons to learn have proven over the past ten years that they are incapable of learning.
"there are a bunch of people in this country who are about to learn a lot of hard lessons."
Nope, they are too stupid to learn - or they would have learnt from last time.
Trump will claim everything good was him (even though it was enacted by the previous government), and everything bad was Sleepy Joe.
The sad thing is, the idiots will believe..
WR LOVE YOU SETH, YOU'RE THE BEST,❤❤❤,THANKS FOR MAKE US LAUGHT A LOT I THIS SAD DAY FOR AMERICA, GOD BLESS YOU❤❤❤
A chill felt around the World.
I _knew_ I had felt something.
Don't flatter yourself. The world is laughing at amerikkka. We're not afraid or worried about donald dick.
it's like a condom you can't get off
You mean world peace again. Putin only invaded because of an extremely weak incompetent Joe. The blood is on the left’s hands
😢😢😢😢😢🥵
"30 years ago," my ass. Pushing 50 years ago, old man!
And it got to #2, not #5 🤣
Although we really shouldn't be surprised at this point -- it's so habitual for him that even when it serves no purpose whatsoever to be dishonest, he can't help himself
Facts are not his forte.
Yes it was very long ago.
1978
@PauKolloch So, close to 47
and the four year nightmare begins
Elons salute was disgusting
As is he !!!
Scary.
SaluteS!
Just reminding the iDJiT what kind of regime he paid for.
NB C doesn't seem to think thats what it was
"I'll be a diktator day one "
RIP democracy
🤬😡😠
You are stupid
Well not to be an ass but all democrats let that naively and lazily happen… it is outrageous. A complete disregard to everything the US stood for, including the second amendment as purposedly imagined hundreds of years ago.
This day should have been about a man, who richly deserves to be remembered, Martin Luther King, Jr. But, as usual, the media isn't about prioritizing what's important. Instead, it's all about diverting attention to the inconsequential, which describes the Cheeto Chimp to a tee.
Trump not putting his hand on a Bible during his Oath says it all.
Yeah, that should be taken seriously. There's a reason for that...
I kinda feel like that's the only positive thing from today.
After he keeps talking about god and jesus all the fucking time and he doesn’t even put his hand on it lol
@@jorgestraight4922I think Grandpa Donny Should Learn Respect.
it really doesn't say much tho. Swearing on the bible to take office is not in the constitution. It is also not a requirement as that would go against "Freedom of Religion" and that is part of the constitution. Historically, a few presidents either used a different book or in the case of Teddy Roosevelt used nothing for their oath.
Look, I don't like the guy either. If you're going to criticize someone, at least pick something that matters. And he has lots to criticize about.
I can’t say the word in a comment but Elon can make the salute at trumps inauguration?!
Why am I following laws?
It's Nazi. The word is Nazi Nazi Nazi and i will never stop calling them what they are
It was a nazi salute. You can say nazi.
I do Not-see a reason why you should be following them
(That's a way for you to use that word here btw 😉 )
He committed treason I lost count how many times!
Pretty sure YMCA was more like 50 years ago, Gramps
1978.
@@FastvoiceYeah. Almost 50 years ago.
The fact the new nazis theme song is a gay anthem is freaking hilarious.
It's a bit like the cultural appropriation of the ancient swastika
Well, he did love Arnie Palmer's weenie
Can't buy irony that good.
So glad I spent the day catching up on Jay Leno's Garage videos... thanks Seth!
Elon musk’s unmistakable Nazi salute seems like the red flag of the day
*Seems like* ? 😳
Red, with a white circle and a swastika .
Red flag? They all want to do it. Don't get fooled. In 4 years they all gonna do it 🤮
More like a red flag with a white inner circle and a black swastika inside.
More like, Victory! We own the USA, formerly a free country.
Trump is the person Disney has been warning about all these years with their villains.
I think he is more like a Bond villain, that he was influenced by "Goldfinger" as a youth, how he carries himself and cheats at golf, and has loyal long-term bodyguards and international co-operators.
@@nelsonanthoine6293Idk it’s more like a Captain Planet villain even more cartoonishly obvious than anything Ted Turner cooked up.
Nah, Big Media will suck up to him too.
Disney creators. Disney the company is among the villains.
Trump2025
All big tech companies being part of this circus says only one thing: they didn’t want to pay their fair share of taxes! They don’t care about anyone but themselves!
I still can't fathom Trump claiming Biden was "in Big Tech's pocket" when he just openly does stuff like this.
"We will not forget our constitution" Trump wanted to tear it up before and wants to again.
Trump ignored it before and he continues to do so.
He forgot the Bible, that’s for sure. Biden and Harris had to have been rolling their eyes so hard at his rambling speech.
@@tammyjantzen9004How is he able without the certain death I'd face? Because I was dumb enough to go to war for this KKKUNT-TREE?
Thank you Seth for the laughs. Stay safe too. I saw drumpf whining about you.
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The speech in Emancipation Hall was totally bonkers. Even by Trump standards.
Yes, Seth please get extra security for your entire family.
@@invisibleme5
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Thanks Late Night team! I'm going to be relying on you for the foreseeable future!
.. "learning their tickets are just souvenirs"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MAGA was big mad. 😂
They can turn these tickets into a meme and sell it for millions!
Gold
No one complained? So they do know how to take disappointment. Jan 6th 2016 what happened? 😢