We made this game so stupid...

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • how are we so dumb
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    We made this game so stupid...

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  • @kyleology3139
    @kyleology3139 5 лет назад +13273

    Schllat always gives of the vibe of a chaotic, corrupt business man who sold his soul to some eldritch demigod and is now on the run from beings beyond his comprehension, no matter where he goes or what he is doing.

    • @sofias.1922
      @sofias.1922 5 лет назад +656

      grunkle stan from gravity falls

    • @kyleology3139
      @kyleology3139 5 лет назад +136

      @@sofias.1922 omg youre right.

    • @okuphelele9602
      @okuphelele9602 5 лет назад +17

      Ok.

    • @salads2706
      @salads2706 5 лет назад +40

      Sofia S. i was thinking guts from berserk but you do you

    • @voxman3464
      @voxman3464 5 лет назад +115

      He sold his stole to get rid of stal

  • @devilsdebt4becky707
    @devilsdebt4becky707 5 лет назад +6101

    I love Schlatt's voice so much, Jesus Christ. The sound board he did once on one of Carson's Minecraft videos was just priceless.

  • @yozura8056
    @yozura8056 4 года назад +9494

    Jschlatt could literally convince me to buy anything

  • @2andahalfpoundsofextrasalt92
    @2andahalfpoundsofextrasalt92 5 лет назад +7167

    Oh Carson, oh Carson, I watch your videos with my parrot all the time (even your streams) and now he has developed the same laugh as you and I am now cursed to hear your laugh come out of my bird at 4 in the morning, scaring, no, frightening my dog thinking there’s and intruder in my humble abode, thanks to you I am cursed with my Carson like parrot

    • @worms2752
      @worms2752 5 лет назад +70

      I agree

    • @afra4712
      @afra4712 5 лет назад +372

      Please show us your parrot laughing

    • @carelement6431
      @carelement6431 5 лет назад +218

      please tell me this is a true statment

    • @leocerus1625
      @leocerus1625 5 лет назад +159

      carson needs to see this holy shit

    • @beatsbylofi3759
      @beatsbylofi3759 5 лет назад +70

      how is this a curse

  • @DarkCantSleep
    @DarkCantSleep 5 лет назад +9129

    i love how they just glossed over the donation that said: one time i screwed a girl so hard she almost came back to life

  • @EthelonYT
    @EthelonYT 4 года назад +527

    13:20 Nothing screams desperation louder than *"WE'RE ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS"*

    • @rbrbnd
      @rbrbnd 3 года назад +1

      clicked it and instantly got a chick fil a ad

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 года назад

      @@rbrbnd Fitting

  • @hephaestar
    @hephaestar 5 лет назад +8711

    What if,
    You wanted to go to heaven,
    But God said,
    *_Shole Weat Bread_*

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 5 лет назад +91

      Those are the words of acceptance, idiot.

    • @hello-jy9hf
      @hello-jy9hf 4 года назад +33

      you kiddin?? you speakin to the Jewish G-d my dude!!!
      Shole, the *Pit of Which You Sleep,* and bread!!!
      fuck yeah budd y!
      i dont want to go to work

    • @FuckFistingAss7osuFF7osu
      @FuckFistingAss7osuFF7osu 4 года назад +9

      Emerald Break I love how you 🅱️ut the comma before “You”

    • @shupp6267
      @shupp6267 4 года назад +7

      @@mitochondria6247 Hey powerhouse of the cell, how are u doing today?

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 года назад +6

      @@shupp6267 Pretty decent, mario kart Powerup

  • @The_Memeatory
    @The_Memeatory 5 лет назад +6825

    "I just paul walker'ed a hot wheel across my room"

    • @gogitoblue6895
      @gogitoblue6895 5 лет назад +92

      So you crashed it?

    • @lopi4591
      @lopi4591 5 лет назад +42

      Epic

    • @samuelkaurin2876
      @samuelkaurin2876 5 лет назад +29

      That's when I died

    • @elliescoot
      @elliescoot 5 лет назад +7

      what does this mean

    • @samuelkaurin2876
      @samuelkaurin2876 5 лет назад +104

      @@elliescoot Paul walker was Brian in fast and the furious and he died in a wreck on set I'm pretty sure but yeah lol

  • @angellynn7104
    @angellynn7104 4 года назад +408

    I love when Schlatt says "party city" the immediate presumption is that party city is just full of goblins

  • @itshannah711
    @itshannah711 5 лет назад +2180

    I can’t stop replaying 4:05 I love Travis so much lmao

    • @sofias.1922
      @sofias.1922 5 лет назад +149

      same he’s so underrated

    • @itshannah711
      @itshannah711 5 лет назад +5

      HurriCaine. ̄\_ツ_/ ̄ Vlogs haha thanks :)

    • @stariusfalls
      @stariusfalls 5 лет назад +11

      noice picture ;) and i also agree, travis is so uwu

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 4 года назад +12

      *_"We had a bonding moment"_*

    • @bruhchannel4618
      @bruhchannel4618 4 года назад +1

      potato! at the disco Why are you calling him by his real name? You don’t know him whatsoever.

  • @Daniel-gx2eo
    @Daniel-gx2eo 5 лет назад +2182

    “I just Paul walkered a hot wheels car across my room” - Mason 2019

    • @natalie-sg3xh
      @natalie-sg3xh 5 лет назад +17

      i don’t get it can someone explain

    • @breckr1121
      @breckr1121 5 лет назад +47

      @@natalie-sg3xh paul Walker died from a car crash

    • @Venompool-ms8lm
      @Venompool-ms8lm 5 лет назад +44

      @@natalie-sg3xh you know how they made a rap about Paul Walker? Well Paul Walker took the rap literally and wrapper himself around a tree

    • @yahboyancient29
      @yahboyancient29 5 лет назад +4

      Ohhhh thanks

    • @siralfredofhorsiii
      @siralfredofhorsiii 5 лет назад +2

      I had to relisten just to make sure he wasn't australian, hah

  • @awsumsas
    @awsumsas 4 года назад +856

    “I WANT to walk and I NEED to gamble”
    I see schlatt’s got his priorities in order.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +2803

    “hits my give”
    _he is speaking the language of the gods_

    • @grirrat
      @grirrat 5 лет назад +5

      cool kids don't hit the dab

    • @gulano8258
      @gulano8258 5 лет назад +14

      @@grirrat I beg to differ young man

    • @dearratboy6326
      @dearratboy6326 5 лет назад +2

      hits my give is so powerful

    • @Why-vz2sc
      @Why-vz2sc 4 года назад

      That language is English

    • @kazoo6335
      @kazoo6335 4 года назад

      oka-

  • @josephyoseph
    @josephyoseph 5 лет назад +3019

    IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH

  • @tsunamikami6877
    @tsunamikami6877 5 лет назад +445

    16:07 C’mon, IT’S TIME TO GO- *_DO THE MARI-_*

    • @randalreavervandal
      @randalreavervandal 4 года назад +16

      -O SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

    • @foodafen6367
      @foodafen6367 3 года назад +2

      @Shina If you don't watch the super mario super show you go to hell before you die

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 3 года назад

      Joe’s mic cutting out and the audio quality in general is the funniest fucking thing
      Loud does not always equal funny.. but he always delivers with such *passion* that the power becomes irradiating

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz 3 года назад

      please

  • @StrudoReal621
    @StrudoReal621 5 лет назад +2962

    When Carson wheezes, you know it’s good or absolutely horrific
    Edit: bafroom

  • @TheWither129
    @TheWither129 4 года назад +1515

    5:27 Carson’s facecam is blocking the c in Carson so it looks like arson and the avatar is a little fire guy

  • @ComputerHeadGFX
    @ComputerHeadGFX 5 лет назад +430

    4:03
    i come to this video everytime for traves laughing at "Spongebob"

    • @1metalsonicfan46
      @1metalsonicfan46 4 года назад +10

      ComputerHeadGFX
      Haha yeah he laughed way to hard at that

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 4 года назад +23

      I have to go to the original sometimes cause it has like unadulterated minute and 10 seconds or so of him laughing at JUST SPONGEBOB

  • @toasty7408
    @toasty7408 5 лет назад +558

    “I want to be the first person to fight a living goblin” missed the chance to say “just fight Carson”

  • @mothermayihavesomebleach2129
    @mothermayihavesomebleach2129 5 лет назад +3022

    “There’s a real risk I might die of cancer so let’s just...”
    “Wait....”
    “It’s just a matter of time.”
    (Quiet applause)

    • @shadowhai6048
      @shadowhai6048 5 лет назад +5

      Cram shirt

    • @LimusTG
      @LimusTG 5 лет назад

      It was quiet because most people already bought it...

    • @abbeyh
      @abbeyh 4 года назад +1

      “well...”

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 4 года назад

      My time has come.

  • @theoh9529
    @theoh9529 4 года назад +121

    mason is genuinely so funny the statement "I just Paul Walker'd a hot wheel across my room" will always make me go batshit

  • @ch0by
    @ch0by 5 лет назад +895

    You make every game you play 20x stupider than it needs to be....

    • @biancafranklin566
      @biancafranklin566 5 лет назад +4

      I have the same profile picture !! I love creamy mami

  • @PotatoKing223
    @PotatoKing223 5 лет назад +5740

    Girls t-shirt: 💗
    Boys t-shirt: *f o n d l e*

    • @ligertea674
      @ligertea674 4 года назад +65

      This is so underrated wtf

    • @1nsgnfgnt
      @1nsgnfgnt 4 года назад +103

      i'd legit wear that in public tho

    • @hsimone
      @hsimone 4 года назад +72

      Everyone's shirt: *Demise*

    • @user-vu8fm5vb4n
      @user-vu8fm5vb4n 4 года назад +30

      *the simpsonsthe simpsonsthe simpsons*

    • @tylerself9198
      @tylerself9198 4 года назад +1

      These are some amazing T-Shirts.

  • @devonbrazelton
    @devonbrazelton 4 года назад +264

    "I want to walk and gamble at the same time!"
    *walks in a minefield*

  • @zeeboss7553
    @zeeboss7553 5 лет назад +655

    You’ll never win against a professional businessmen like schlatt!

    • @sparkkoo0
      @sparkkoo0 5 лет назад +27

      i think schlatt has the real potential to be a cryptocurrency businessman.

    • @nanos1267
      @nanos1267 5 лет назад +30

      @@sparkkoo0 I'd buy all of the schlatt coin. That man irradiates pure charisma.

    • @sparkkoo0
      @sparkkoo0 5 лет назад +4

      @@nanos1267 Yeah i'd buy too

    • @zeeboss7553
      @zeeboss7553 5 лет назад +2

      Nanos damn well said

    • @discontinuedchannel1824
      @discontinuedchannel1824 5 лет назад

      I see

  • @gencarlozo8018
    @gencarlozo8018 5 лет назад +211

    Carson the whole stream: "none of this is funny you guys are dumb"
    also Carson: *makes a whole vid on his second channel about it*

  • @gavinstone9983
    @gavinstone9983 5 лет назад +319

    13:23 just the fact that it says “we’re are” makes me laugh

  • @ubesaaa
    @ubesaaa 5 лет назад +4955

    Thanks carson, I needed this vid
    Rest in peace Etika

    • @ubesaaa
      @ubesaaa 5 лет назад +40

      @Timothy Saridakis It's horrible, I was hoping it wasn't him but when I watched the 8 minute apology video I knew it would happen...

    • @diamondrhino64
      @diamondrhino64 5 лет назад +2

      The legend

    • @alpha597
      @alpha597 5 лет назад +5

      Rest in peace u legend

    • @sabbath5188
      @sabbath5188 5 лет назад +15

      Ubesa N never even got to donate to his streams because the first stream i watched his dono ammount was 50 bucks and i dont havs that much money
      *JOYCON BOYZ FOR LIFE*

    • @callmecarsonsalad250
      @callmecarsonsalad250 5 лет назад +8

      Bro stfu I don't care about him

  • @daytonvillarreal9328
    @daytonvillarreal9328 5 лет назад +3776

    Can we get a "Fondle" T-Shirt?

  • @gawkyadroit5869
    @gawkyadroit5869 4 года назад +101

    I can't believe they laughed at "like most people in this twitch chat, I'm a Catholic" but missed the bit right after where he says "I believe in God, I'm not a Protestant"

  • @gabisimple7806
    @gabisimple7806 5 лет назад +533

    I think I peed a lil, I gotta go use the
    BAFROOM

  • @dannydeleto8535
    @dannydeleto8535 5 лет назад +6106

    I like how they don’t explain the game

    • @theinternet2019
      @theinternet2019 5 лет назад +428

      It’s pretty self explanatory your just a little slow buddy

    • @classin2421
      @classin2421 5 лет назад +143

      @@theinternet2019 how tf is tee ko self explanatory

    • @voixmin
      @voixmin 5 лет назад +214

      @@classin2421 You make a shirt. Does it win vs another shirt? Thats about it.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 5 лет назад +206

      @@voixmin They didn't show how you also make captions for the shirt, then the shirts and captions are randomly distributed, then everyone makes their own combo

    • @meriotroid
      @meriotroid 5 лет назад +26

      @@theinternet2019 *you're

  • @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington
    @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington 4 года назад +184

    13:21 “we are are going out of business”

  • @kitt8132
    @kitt8132 5 лет назад +405

    The elderly keep appearing on my doorstep!
    SO WE MAKE *A H O L E !*

    • @bibblyboing
      @bibblyboing 5 лет назад +4

      RapidRecharge DROP THE ELDERLY TO THEIR DOOM

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +1

      RapidRecharge Another viable strategy is to set up an M2 Browning nest.

  • @shiigarakiz1447
    @shiigarakiz1447 5 лет назад +179

    4:54
    As you can see here, this creature is called a Carson. A Carson has a laughter that causes everybody to wheeze from how funny it is. Here is an example of theirs pieces laugh-

  • @seang3524
    @seang3524 Год назад +76

    Miss this era of RUclips so much

    • @SamwichYT
      @SamwichYT Год назад +4

      yeah

    • @ryanlarrabee9811
      @ryanlarrabee9811 Год назад +12

      Too bad everybody backstabbed him once the media had heat on Carson

    • @koreoprezzii
      @koreoprezzii Год назад +1

      Me too, quackity was also fire at this time

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 5 лет назад +628

    *"GUN"*
    _"sleep forever"_

  • @menacingthinker4322
    @menacingthinker4322 5 лет назад +661

    I would genuinely buy a shirt with T-posing Peter Griffin with a caption "Obama"

  • @Davidpoland2005
    @Davidpoland2005 4 года назад +73

    7:29 for his neutral special, joker wields a walking stick

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +951

    Go absolutely bonkers yeah...
    Go wacky!
    Also Rest In Peace: Etika

    • @VauxhaIIOpel
      @VauxhaIIOpel 5 лет назад +11

      daniel
      i know he is dead
      but this video is supposed to be funny

    • @Jo_Bjera
      @Jo_Bjera 5 лет назад

      im kinda new here, so i'm wondering about whom this Etika is.

    • @PlanetGamingOfficial
      @PlanetGamingOfficial 5 лет назад +2

      Jo_Bjera Etika was an RUclipsr with no relation to these guys. He was just well known for his gameplay and reaction videos. He went missing 4 days ago and they just found his body in the Brooklyn river. He jumped off a bridge.

    • @double_process
      @double_process 5 лет назад +3

      Jo_Bjera he's mostly known for his reactions, especially the one for smash bros, but he was a genuinely funny creator as well. However, he had suffered with mental health which lead to multiple episodes and even some arrests. Apparently he had finally reached his breaking point and had recently gone missing. Today the NYPD had discovered his body in the East River, confirmation of his death

    • @ericgreenfield9610
      @ericgreenfield9610 5 лет назад

      Jo_Bjera He was a big streamer who primarily reacted to smash. He has been suffering from mental illness and recently posted a video(it got removed) expressing suicidal thoughts. The NYPD posted a tweet saying that he was missing. Yesterday they found a body in a river which supposedly fit his description. Today they confirmed him to be dead. He never got the help that he needed.

  • @yungmoneyincorporated601
    @yungmoneyincorporated601 5 лет назад +189

    The first seconds gave me an aneurysm.
    EDIT: So did the rest of the video

  • @mylesdonovan9068
    @mylesdonovan9068 5 лет назад +529

    9:02
    Carson: “I know exactly what this is!”
    Ted: “Imma end this man’s whole career”

  • @averyc5684
    @averyc5684 5 лет назад +256

    I would absolutely buy the "oh my god please" shirt

    • @SturdyCrawdad59
      @SturdyCrawdad59 5 лет назад +3

      Avery Colucci I was In the stream and still have the page up for the shirts games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/EMP72NQCuzHdEj8ZM9Seckzu0Alcbbpp/

    • @cc-vidsyt
      @cc-vidsyt 5 лет назад +2

      Avery Colucci I would buy the fondle shirt

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 5 лет назад +746

    don't let this video distract you from the fact that
    IT'S TRRRRRRRRUCK MONTH

    • @tirnan4266
      @tirnan4266 5 лет назад +9

      Not any more it gay month now

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 5 лет назад +3

      @@tirnan4266 No. Get that shit out of here.

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 5 лет назад +9

      ITS TRRRRRRRRRRRUCK MONTH

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeepercreepers9 Only at select dealers.

    • @Azgaran03
      @Azgaran03 5 лет назад +5

      *ITS TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK
      MONTH, Baby!!!!*

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 4 года назад +46

    8:01
    Can we appreciate that it says: "Sleep forever"?

  • @okaykait
    @okaykait 5 лет назад +583

    I have the same t-shirt as Carson because it was in the WOMEN'S clearance section at Kohl's.😳

  • @ethanwilliams9712
    @ethanwilliams9712 4 года назад +136

    6:31 i can’t stop replaying

  • @MidnightCinder
    @MidnightCinder 4 года назад +128

    Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
    Someone's daughter: 15:09

    • @projectpimpmyneon8234
      @projectpimpmyneon8234 4 года назад +6

      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    • @MidnightCinder
      @MidnightCinder 4 года назад +5

      @@projectpimpmyneon8234 That's a lot of respects.

  • @dearratboy6326
    @dearratboy6326 5 лет назад +283

    Party City
    "We're are going out of business."

  • @jinji69
    @jinji69 5 лет назад +133

    "Josh how do you draw these?"
    "hêêëéè"

  • @miran_rbm
    @miran_rbm 4 года назад +56

    Travis laughing and going "SPONGEBOOOB" at 4:11 gets me everytime

  • @Shadow-in1bu
    @Shadow-in1bu 5 лет назад +61

    Bro no jokes but Carson has a laugh that puts me in stitches every five seconds
    U de best man

  • @cryo1840
    @cryo1840 5 лет назад +126

    Soupe a l’ognon: I can win the whole thing!
    Shole weat bread: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career

    • @hado5445
      @hado5445 5 лет назад +8

      "I'm bout to end this man's shole career"

    • @itschloebleu
      @itschloebleu 5 лет назад +1

      change it to shole please

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 5 лет назад

      Welcome to Shole Foods

    • @velcroheelies
      @velcroheelies 5 лет назад

      we're begging you change it to shole

    • @itschloebleu
      @itschloebleu 5 лет назад

      please change it to shole

  • @SistemaOperativoIncantato
    @SistemaOperativoIncantato 3 года назад +199

    God I miss these videos so much

  • @sleepinggiant64
    @sleepinggiant64 5 лет назад +55

    "When life gives you lemons, you should be like 'Why're you buttering me up with these lemons, life?" 10:07 XD

  • @villagelanding
    @villagelanding 5 лет назад +238

    6:31 I can't stop laughing please help.

  • @MontyTheMothman
    @MontyTheMothman 4 года назад +42

    4:11 I love traves’ laugh

  • @mxlanthios
    @mxlanthios 5 лет назад +351

    13:23
    ...so no one’s gonna talk about “we’re are”?

  • @michaelblack6640
    @michaelblack6640 5 лет назад +94

    Youre the best carson and it makes my day when you post, thanks for all the great work

    • @parkerfml4098
      @parkerfml4098 5 лет назад +2

      BenGuarnacciaisshitarguitar you’re the reason thanos should have snapped twice

  • @jimlasagna342
    @jimlasagna342 4 года назад +44

    6:31 when mom takes away your cheerios

  • @urlocaldevilbaby4797
    @urlocaldevilbaby4797 5 лет назад +70

    I'm still waiting on ted coming out w/ that "oh my god please" tomato boy merch

  • @saturnplays3875
    @saturnplays3875 5 лет назад +121

    14:08 - Mason's big moment.

    • @360zshotnoscope2
      @360zshotnoscope2 4 года назад +2

      What did Mason say?

    • @mikrokosmos674
      @mikrokosmos674 4 года назад +21

      360zShot NoScope “i just paul walker’d a hotwheel across my room” i can’t with himmmmm💀

    • @squacket
      @squacket 2 года назад +1

      @@mikrokosmos674 thanks

  • @svrdx6426
    @svrdx6426 4 года назад +16

    6:24 "BRO GIMME A MINUTE!" 6:31 "heuegh!"

  • @PINO1101
    @PINO1101 5 лет назад +82

    When Carson uploads Jackbox i think i may die of laughing

  • @Motamentum
    @Motamentum 5 лет назад +3571

    Carson, I have many pictures of Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson I want to share with you. How can we make contact

    • @tarunldragopegasus
      @tarunldragopegasus 5 лет назад +201

      touch pp with pp to transfer the photos

    • @Motamentum
      @Motamentum 5 лет назад +52

      They are extremely sexy pictures

    • @Motamentum
      @Motamentum 5 лет назад +111

      He will regret it if he does not accept my offer
      This is a threat

    • @ceooforcasupremacy8012
      @ceooforcasupremacy8012 5 лет назад +10

      Motamentum got any of Tom Holland?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад +1

      use discord or an email probably

  • @aydrianna
    @aydrianna 4 года назад +23

    Everyone talking about how Schlatt can make them buy anything. Well, Noah. Noah can make me buy literally anything

  • @nuxmber8992
    @nuxmber8992 5 лет назад +320

    Thanks Carson you're helping me get over etika I know I'm making people think about it but you're really helping me through a tough time

    • @martyreaves3236
      @martyreaves3236 5 лет назад +25

      @@izibane9295 God damn your rude he was fan of Etika he can feel sad about it to. Etika made people happy and help people get through tough time, he or she probably is one of them.

    • @KarlMaxLive
      @KarlMaxLive 5 лет назад +15

      @@izibane9295 let's take the example of someone who's starving, and you're hungry. just because somebody is starving, does that mean you're not hungry?

    • @poofy3148
      @poofy3148 5 лет назад +11

      @@izibane9295 "My adoptive parents of 15 years died, but I don't care cause they're not my real parents." Get out of here.

    • @Innes1
      @Innes1 5 лет назад +20

      @@izibane9295 if your favourite content creator was to die mate how the fuck would you feel? I wasn't even an avid fan of his and I feel fucking horrible after hearing about it. Get a fucking life, dickhead.

    • @JaPasa
      @JaPasa 5 лет назад

      @@martyreaves3236 The only thing making me sad here is your grammar.

  • @gentle6400
    @gentle6400 5 лет назад +15

    14:06 just what a hotwheel

    • @hoodyFPS
      @hoodyFPS 2 года назад +4

      “paul walker-ed” he threw it.

  • @x4leiy
    @x4leiy 3 года назад +56

    oh it hurts

  • @callmedrew01
    @callmedrew01 5 лет назад +396

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Carson: You guys heard of twitch prime?

  • @verj1636
    @verj1636 5 лет назад +43

    The funniest moment in the video was “we’re are going out of business” “we’re are”

  • @shadels_load
    @shadels_load 3 года назад +7

    16:40 this is the lockpickinglawyer and today we're going to be picking the chastity belt

  • @WombatSteve
    @WombatSteve 5 лет назад +171

    2:11 "The best character in Carson's videos"
    Josh is a made up personality confirmed.

  • @blatskaliasbigsapo874
    @blatskaliasbigsapo874 5 лет назад +15

    15:10 Here we have a prime example of a sound that is not regular in the wilderness. The wild Carson Mating Sound.

  • @homobabiens2437
    @homobabiens2437 3 года назад +20

    CallMeCarson asking for pogchamps in chat is such a non-2021 concept

    • @____3243
      @____3243 3 года назад +2

      What are you talking about? This was made in 2019

    • @homobabiens2437
      @homobabiens2437 3 года назад +5

      Just comparing how much things have changed

    • @____3243
      @____3243 3 года назад +1

      @@homobabiens2437 ah my bad, it sounded like if you thought this video was recent

  • @gruntocranberry1322
    @gruntocranberry1322 5 лет назад +34

    I liked that sly dig at Syndicate and T Martin or whatever with "I have nothing to do with this, i just found it!"

  • @awesomekick5757
    @awesomekick5757 5 лет назад +35

    The first 5 seconds i watched this I was thinking “oh no”

  • @safling_
    @safling_ 3 года назад +7

    5:37 "oh that's the fart" my favorite line from all of Carson's videos

  • @cursedproblem
    @cursedproblem 5 лет назад +84

    The video started and all I heard was Travis saying “NO” than I died of laughter

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational Год назад +16

    this video really hits my give.

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst Год назад +3

      really hits my give

  • @reagantorrey69
    @reagantorrey69 4 года назад +9

    6:28 BRO, GIMME A MINUT-
    6:38 BS BAR-

  • @moenyunt3864
    @moenyunt3864 5 лет назад +25

    7:47 Jawsh’s laugh is incredible

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 5 лет назад +58

    At first, I thought this was a re-upload...
    but then I realized I actually watched that stream

  • @marissamcbride7154
    @marissamcbride7154 4 года назад +3

    it’s been almost a year since this video came out and i have only found a few other things that evoke such an immediate reaction in myself as “hits my give”.

  • @t1len666
    @t1len666 5 лет назад +94

    Schalt saying i'm a cathlic got me laughing for 10 minutes straight

  • @akid9675
    @akid9675 5 лет назад +53

    More Jackbox please omg I'm shaking and crying rn so funny

  • @NathanBenson6
    @NathanBenson6 3 года назад +18

    Great vid carson, keep up the great content!

  • @parkerfml4098
    @parkerfml4098 5 лет назад +1207

    Look guys, I get it. I’m as sad as you all are that etika is gone. But is there any reason to flood a completely unrelated video with a bunch of RIP Etika comments? I don’t want to sound insensitive or anything but saying rip Etika does nothing but kill the mood, and doesn’t do anything to honor his death.

    • @haydenenterprisesinterpris3638
      @haydenenterprisesinterpris3638 5 лет назад +34

      Parker FML I know right?

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 5 лет назад +32

      Agreed. The top 10 or so comment on every video is now “RIP Etika”

    • @selfanothermostlikely478
      @selfanothermostlikely478 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you

    • @lilsponeg6988
      @lilsponeg6988 5 лет назад +9

      Why people did the same with stan lee, X and others

    • @Sinderance_
      @Sinderance_ 5 лет назад +16

      Because people start hearing about how Etika is dead and the thumbnail says "RIP" in it. I know the thumbnail had nothing to do with Etika but that's why.

  • @kchackas
    @kchackas 5 лет назад +12

    6:31 Every toilet in my house when I’m sick and I say “I’m bringing the palm to nam (Napalm to Vietnam).”

  • @sydahnee157
    @sydahnee157 4 года назад +11

    I like how when they all laugh it’s like
    Everyone: hahahaha
    Carson: reverse vacuum

  • @i_dont_know_any_good_names5587
    @i_dont_know_any_good_names5587 5 лет назад +26

    Monitor *exists*
    Fly: Ima end this mans entire career!

  • @spaghettisauce445
    @spaghettisauce445 5 лет назад +74

    15:10 he sounds like a demon

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue 3 года назад +5

    13:57 - I was really expecting him to say, "Oh SHIT! A Schlatt!"

  • @avuhm
    @avuhm 5 лет назад +6

    13:24 “We’re are”
    👏🏼...
    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼...
    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 4 года назад +21

    I almost lost my shit at “Ted Bundy: he has a leather jacket which is really sexy”

  • @Faustice
    @Faustice 6 месяцев назад +11

    This reminds me of simpler times

  • @squirecinemas1664
    @squirecinemas1664 3 года назад +14

    Why in the fuck does RUclips find the need to make me relive the good old days

  • @someoneorother2758
    @someoneorother2758 5 лет назад +12

    6:31 most underrated part of the video

  • @RiggedFem
    @RiggedFem 3 года назад +2

    I never really figured it out until now, but Jawsh's humor is so fucking great. The simplicity of his jokes just always make me laugh, like his car sales commerical for example.

  • @meau2049
    @meau2049 5 лет назад +12

    That's a great slogan.
    Party City: We're going out of business.