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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2018
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 лет назад +11805

    Thanks again to NordVPN for sponsoring this video! For anyone that doesn't know, I'm going to be attending Twitchcon next week, so this sponsorship will be helping to fund that trip. Let me know if you're going to Twitchcon, and if you see me there, say hi!
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  • @stew267
    @stew267 4 года назад +3616

    I come back annually just to hear “I’m an air bender”

  • @hudmoon06
    @hudmoon06 4 года назад +6756

    ᵗʳᵃᵛⁱˢ ˢᶜᵒᵗᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ˢqᵘᵃᵈ ʷⁱⁿˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵉʷ ᵗᵒⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ

    • @justicewithaperiod
      @justicewithaperiod 4 года назад +181

      ረቿፕነ ኗቿፕ ፕዘቿነቿ ነዒሁልዕ ሠጎክነ ቻዐዪ ፕዘቿ ርዪቿሠ

    • @greatnuggetgod8849
      @greatnuggetgod8849 4 года назад +26

      🉐🈹㊙️🈲㊗️🇨🇷

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 4 года назад +57

      特拉维斯•斯科特 (Travis Scott) 希望您今晚为船员赢得这些小队冠军

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 4 года назад +24

      Still my favorite cursed commercial

    • @nicktom5405
      @nicktom5405 4 года назад +4

      The greatest voice over in the world.

  • @collinbelshee3141
    @collinbelshee3141 3 года назад +596

    “You BETA male”!
    Gets me every time I swear

    • @itz_ryugium3525
      @itz_ryugium3525 3 года назад +3

      2:42?

    • @frickitweball
      @frickitweball 2 года назад +2

      don't let my name deceive you

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 2 года назад

      Josh is the most underrated person in Carson’s friend group

  • @LargeFilthy
    @LargeFilthy 3 года назад +1892

    Now this shits really painful

    • @bruhpopoppoop2759
      @bruhpopoppoop2759 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @bobstevenson3130
      @bobstevenson3130 3 года назад +20

      **laughs in p a i n**

    • @warwiki4907
      @warwiki4907 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @BagsofPaper
      @BagsofPaper 3 года назад +11

      I'd be happy to work with Carson but he would never find me lol, I just hope he comes back one day. I just hope he doesn't hurt himself.

    • @aresa7368
      @aresa7368 3 года назад +10

      @@BagsofPaper fear not. I saw on Reddit 2 teenagers taking a picture with him recently. He was wearing a shirt which very well indicates that he doesn’t self harm :-)

  • @bam0.75
    @bam0.75 4 года назад +12739

    the refrigerator dude lives in my town and we love him

    • @vixity6785
      @vixity6785 4 года назад +512

      rat daddi that is awesome

    • @bam0.75
      @bam0.75 3 года назад +119

      @Ulyasse ¿ wha-

    • @vixity6785
      @vixity6785 3 года назад +126

      Ulyasse ¿ dude how do you know he’s lying

    • @bam0.75
      @bam0.75 3 года назад +519

      @Ulyasse ¿ the warehouse is literally in the town over, i grew up on those wackass commercials lol

    • @thebritishmafia5029
      @thebritishmafia5029 3 года назад +67

      Melbourne???

  • @personman6829
    @personman6829 4 года назад +2360

    Markiplier looked like he just went through immense Chinese torture

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 года назад +74

      Painful

    • @costeele8879
      @costeele8879 4 года назад +3

      I don't think he's even Chinese 😂😂😂

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 4 года назад +114

      @@costeele8879 he doesn't have to be Chinese to be tortured by them.

    • @costeele8879
      @costeele8879 4 года назад +54

      @@stoked-6996 That's true. I kind of read the comment wrong. 👉😎👉
      Get yo sleep kids, sleep deprivation kills your brain cells faster than you know it.

    • @squittnt5809
      @squittnt5809 4 года назад +5

      Oh God was it painful

  • @ThatOneRubeGuy
    @ThatOneRubeGuy 3 года назад +2029

    I remember when the comment section was all just “painful”... seeing it normal now really hurts. Stings, if you will. One might even say it’s painful.
    Edit: speaking of painful 😬

  • @samuelcortes3392
    @samuelcortes3392 3 года назад +514

    “He clearly liked it!”

  • @taro_mochi
    @taro_mochi 3 года назад +3147

    markiplier looks like he got waterboarded until he did the unboxing

    • @GiftedShout
      @GiftedShout 3 года назад +99

      He probably was

    • @wompwompwompwompwompwomp
      @wompwompwompwompwompwomp 3 года назад +6

      what

    • @elik0
      @elik0 3 года назад +11

      @@frengkygiovany5152 what

    • @MopruII
      @MopruII 3 года назад +14

      I thought he was being held hostage?

    • @derpboat9371
      @derpboat9371 3 года назад +22

      yeah i think he meant waterboarding as in the form of torture used by people like the CIA for example, mainly in interrogations, in which a person is hung upside down and they presumably lower the person into water... or something like that in which gives the person the feeling of drowning, forcing them to talk

  • @bkroko
    @bkroko 4 года назад +1591

    “Travis Scott wants you to get these squad wins for the crew tonight”
    A year and a half later: Travis Scott is in fortnite

    • @blackironwalterkus3851
      @blackironwalterkus3851 4 года назад +2

      Ben Kroko “CURRENT EVENT EQUALS FUNNY!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Saqity
      @Saqity 4 года назад +2

      He predicted it

    • @soggyanklesocks
      @soggyanklesocks 4 года назад +5

      2 years after this comment: travis scott IS fortnie lmao

    • @Mr.presidentObama
      @Mr.presidentObama 4 года назад

      Okay cool

    • @maxieprimo2758
      @maxieprimo2758 4 года назад

      @@blackironwalterkus3851 ... yeah?

  • @brew3417
    @brew3417 3 года назад +97

    2:00 bruh Travis Scott looks like he's using hand sanitizer

  • @voomity
    @voomity 3 года назад +85

    Lady: falls down the stairs and fucking dies
    Carson: **KETTLE**

  • @dementedcat4842
    @dementedcat4842 5 лет назад +34574

    Painful.

  • @MrsKwan-fz6mf
    @MrsKwan-fz6mf 4 года назад +4393

    Carson always sounds like he's about to laugh.

  • @livingmercy2075
    @livingmercy2075 3 года назад +344

    Even after the shit I’m glad I’m able to come back to these videos and still get a laugh. Damn

    • @slipperysam
      @slipperysam 2 года назад +10

      I really wish it never happened, I just want to continue liking my favorite creators without feeling bad about it

  • @dafarce8922
    @dafarce8922 3 года назад +57

    What a nice group of friends! I really hope nothing bad happens to one of them!

  • @8oku
    @8oku 3 года назад +1104

    Commercial: *Helpsless old lady falls down the stairs and cant get up*
    Carson: *WHEEZE*

    • @Creamboxes
      @Creamboxes 3 года назад +7

      Painful

    • @natesofruity
      @natesofruity 3 года назад +3

      so painful
      its full of pain

    • @realsinnerr
      @realsinnerr 3 года назад +1

      balls

    • @heardemsayy
      @heardemsayy 3 года назад +7

      what a boomer bitch. can't even get the laundry down the stairs without crying for attention 😡😤🤚

    • @8oku
      @8oku 3 года назад

      @kindofafuckingbrat dude youre so right, she cant even get from one place to another without falling to gain attention. Whta an actual fucking dick and balls.

  • @TedNivison
    @TedNivison 5 лет назад +932

    Really glad this video emphasized the part where I pretended I was an airbender as I sucked nicotine from a flash drive

    • @Stitchmeup01
      @Stitchmeup01 5 лет назад +14

      You're the hero everyone needs

    • @jgaltele
      @jgaltele 5 лет назад +11

      The world will not be the same

    • @runefish1043
      @runefish1043 5 лет назад +12

      Seems painful

    • @billymcnab1186
      @billymcnab1186 5 лет назад +3

      Painfull

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 5 лет назад +7

      JehBerDeh if u like juuls u should REALLY try Meth, that shit kicks nuts

  • @1999corolla
    @1999corolla 2 года назад +13

    FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME I HAVE LOCATED THE 'I LOVE REFRIGERATORS' MAN. HIS STORE IS IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.

  • @mlbbigboy8126
    @mlbbigboy8126 3 года назад +120

    Anyone else just watching old Carson videos and remembering the good times before the “incident”

    • @patrickxbatem4n
      @patrickxbatem4n 3 года назад +1

      yeah

    • @Dim.inished
      @Dim.inished 3 года назад +2

      yeah, still like the content lol

    • @Sl0thESP
      @Sl0thESP 3 года назад +2

      You saying "incident" like he suicided or nuked something, bruh

    • @Dim.inished
      @Dim.inished 3 года назад +1

      @@Sl0thESP that makes no sense

    • @Dim.inished
      @Dim.inished 3 года назад +13

      @@Sl0thESP an incident isnt always something major. Tripping on a pebble could be an incident.

  • @philswift2325
    @philswift2325 3 года назад +5011

    We all just gonna act like Markiplier wasn’t held hostage by Epic Games?

    • @parthpawar6169
      @parthpawar6169 3 года назад +83

      He was

    • @russia1443
      @russia1443 3 года назад +40

      Yeah

    • @KingFizz432
      @KingFizz432 3 года назад +170

      Are we going to talk about how he hasnt gotten a sponsor from del Monty or green giant

    • @tacopinky
      @tacopinky 3 года назад +35

      @@KingFizz432 fuck yea unas annas reference

    • @bagelmaster2498
      @bagelmaster2498 3 года назад +31

      Rip_TacoKing in 90 days no one will understand this

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 4 года назад +846

    2:20 mark legit looks like they just broke into his house and they are currently holding all his loved ones at gun point forcing him to make this

    • @cherr7365
      @cherr7365 4 года назад +3

      Woo let's make it painless

    • @scruncklord5034
      @scruncklord5034 4 года назад +1

      that's why he's so drenched

    • @weirdo337
      @weirdo337 4 года назад

      LilAyeKae47shawty I definitely did not threaten Markiplier

  • @nastynamed1892
    @nastynamed1892 2 года назад +39

    Ted saying he's an Airbender after vaping is the funniest sh*t I swear 🤣

  • @etaoin-shrdlu
    @etaoin-shrdlu 3 года назад +5

    I'm from New Zealand and that first ad really took me back!! For anyone wondering wtf it's about, ACC is the NZ government insurance scheme that helps cover medical fees for injuries sustained at home or in the workplace

  • @jeddybongo4450
    @jeddybongo4450 3 года назад +1722

    Jokes aside, you can tell the refrigerator guy loves his job

    • @xdderpiii5426
      @xdderpiii5426 3 года назад

      yes

    • @FangzwithaZ
      @FangzwithaZ 3 года назад +1

      @@xdderpiii5426 I want someone to reply to this comment with a more aggressive version of your pfp

    • @jeddybongo4450
      @jeddybongo4450 3 года назад

      xd Derpiii oh hey we have pretty much the same pfp

    • @brenl693
      @brenl693 3 года назад

      Где находится предохранитель отвечает не

    • @brenl693
      @brenl693 3 года назад +1

      Ну что там у вас

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 4 года назад +629

    "Who could've guessed Domino's would work with Hatsune Miku?"
    Who could've guessed Sonic the Hedgehog would work with Hooters?

    • @epicnamehere2
      @epicnamehere2 4 года назад +6

      What?

    • @LMC_Jarred
      @LMC_Jarred 4 года назад +10

      @@epicnamehere2 Look it up. It's a thing.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 года назад +9

      LegoMinecraft369 Why have you cursed us with this knowledge?

    • @savannahhicks5862
      @savannahhicks5862 4 года назад +2

      *wait what-*

    • @busterb7482
      @busterb7482 4 года назад +2

      NO WAY THIS CANT BE REAL I CANT

  • @bl4de780
    @bl4de780 2 года назад +3

    Every single moment of this video could be clipped , it's just peak online comedy .

  • @sheika9512
    @sheika9512 2 года назад +5

    Idk if Carson will see this but it was good to see you on mizkiffs stream. For the last month I've been rewatching your videos like I use to long time ago I wished to be someone like you I'm not saying like I stopped bc of you I just switched dreams, but the videos on my channel while horrid you were a big inspiration, thank you. Cant wait to see you back

  • @Dropleto
    @Dropleto 5 лет назад +782

    Fools Gold : generic meme
    Real Gold : thinking of a good joke
    Comedy Gold : painful

    • @oxalicacid3194
      @oxalicacid3194 5 лет назад +5

      Droplet fighting gold

    • @-aspirehd-1597
      @-aspirehd-1597 4 года назад

      @@oxalicacid3194Fighting gold: Diavolo

    • @JTBallew
      @JTBallew 4 года назад

      I am the 690th like, nice

  • @gravewarden9691
    @gravewarden9691 4 года назад +1410

    "i doubt that will happen though" *pauses video cracks knuckles* *realizes i'm a year late to this*
    PAINFUL

  • @tryhardnub383
    @tryhardnub383 3 года назад +8

    4:20 As someone who lives in close proximity to Baltimore I agree with this.
    If you’re planning on traveling here:
    1. Don’t.
    2. If you did not follow #1, DONT STEP OUT OF THE FUCKING LAMPLIGHT AFTER SUNSET. YOU MOST DEFINITELY WILL BE MUGGED.

  • @pluma3358
    @pluma3358 3 года назад +6

    I got an ad for mutilated animal plushies before this video

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions 5 лет назад +1899

    Painful

  • @RawAirFreshener
    @RawAirFreshener 4 года назад +2195

    Markiplier looks like he was waterboared into opening a Fortnite loot box

    • @zombieford
      @zombieford 4 года назад +9

      wtf does this mean

    • @mr.b5487
      @mr.b5487 4 года назад +60

      @@zombieford it means

    • @zombieford
      @zombieford 4 года назад

      @@maddiedrawscrap1226 yeah I know what waterboarding is, I just read it wrong lol

    • @samalombro5344
      @samalombro5344 4 года назад +2

      Painful.

    • @goblinofmossandmud1794
      @goblinofmossandmud1794 4 года назад +2

      U dont suffocate from it, it just feels like it

  • @Quentino808
    @Quentino808 3 года назад +5

    Watching this after 2021
    Painful...

  • @tilyed
    @tilyed 3 года назад +88

    POV: this video was in your recommended after the Carson allegations

    • @user-so5xe3fv5n
      @user-so5xe3fv5n 3 года назад

      HaHAHAAH YEAH

    • @pongo1342
      @pongo1342 3 года назад

      They arent allegations unfortunately. Charlie posted about it saying that in early 2020 carson told all of lunchclub and the manager what happened. Thats why charlie disassociated with lunchclub entirely

    • @voidsabre_
      @voidsabre_ 3 года назад +6

      @@pongo1342 allegations ending up being true doesn't make them stop being allegations
      The word "allegation" doesn't preclude them being true

    • @basst7366
      @basst7366 3 года назад +1

      @@voidsabre_ but calling it allegations leaves it open, when in fact we know that it's proven right.
      It's not wrong, it's just not as precise as needed/obscuring facts.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 3 года назад

      @@basst7366 but they were allegations

  • @gloriaborger11
    @gloriaborger11 4 года назад +1288

    Why am I rewatching this?
    *_This is painful_*

    • @dylancantsleep3308
      @dylancantsleep3308 4 года назад +5

      Gloria Borger it is a amazing video

    • @prahsyalp
      @prahsyalp 4 года назад +2

      @@dylancantsleep3308 i will keep watching this until I die

    • @lemonhead19
      @lemonhead19 4 года назад +2

      Painful

    • @hockeyboys61
      @hockeyboys61 4 года назад

      Because it’s funny and quarantine

    • @insecurebee
      @insecurebee 4 года назад +1

      Painful

  • @spencerthepeep
    @spencerthepeep 5 лет назад +798

    oh boy, I remember seeing that banned life alert commercial, it was pretty
    painful.

    • @moon0nm
      @moon0nm 4 года назад +2

      ikr

    • @oxalis2763
      @oxalis2763 4 года назад +1

      I just watched the internet historians video about that what the fuck

    • @mikahrandall5588
      @mikahrandall5588 4 года назад +1

      Painful:
      *painful*

    • @teletersi
      @teletersi 4 года назад +2

      I literally saw it on tv a days ago T^T

    • @ethans6969
      @ethans6969 4 года назад

      Same. twas fucked

  • @xavier5909
    @xavier5909 3 года назад +111

    truly painful. i miss this amazing human. i hope he comes back. ive been in his position and its awful. everyone abandoning you and switching sides after something goes wrong.
    im sorry carson.

    • @marcel1429
      @marcel1429 3 года назад +5

      Same, man

    • @idontgetit3245
      @idontgetit3245 3 года назад +5

      What exactly did he do again? I never bother with this RUclips drama bull but I heard grease talk about it on stream and is seems like everyone's just being super dramatic.

    • @marcel1429
      @marcel1429 3 года назад +12

      @@idontgetit3245 I don't really know, it was something about how he was "sexting" a person that was a bit younger than him, and then after that, he just stopped uploading because he knew people wouldn't really like him to keep making videos after what happened.

    • @notleon.k8478
      @notleon.k8478 3 года назад +1

      Miss him so much man😔

    • @idontgetit3245
      @idontgetit3245 3 года назад

      @@notleon.k8478 pain

  • @kovalthenarehate
    @kovalthenarehate 3 года назад +25

    ...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '

  • @porkypiggieboy
    @porkypiggieboy 5 лет назад +727

    That lady falling into that table looked really...
    *PAINFUL*

  • @S0llux
    @S0llux 4 года назад +551

    “ I woukd like to a announce a new collabritive project feauturing ʜ𝑎Ⓣ𝘀ŭ̈几ꫀ ጠi҉k҈u͜͡ “

  • @trentoncline6064
    @trentoncline6064 3 года назад +11

    “He clearly likes it”

  • @SpilledMilk420
    @SpilledMilk420 3 года назад +180

    I have faith in him still. I hope he can get the help he needs and come back

    • @grung701
      @grung701 3 года назад +7

      Look up twomads take on the Carson situation.

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 2 года назад +7

      same. If he truly made the effort to change, then I'm sure everyone will accept him with open arms

    • @namemenoah
      @namemenoah 2 года назад +5

      @@thenonchalantzealot1000 Twitter is an unforgiving cesspool, theres no way they wont raise hell if he comes back

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 2 года назад +1

      @@namemenoah You have a point there, unfortunately. I just hope the support outweighs those trying to witch hunt.

    • @bobsterr6144
      @bobsterr6144 2 года назад +8

      @@thenonchalantzealot1000 he should just get off twitter cuz that shit is gonna keep bringing him down

  • @alcapwned3933
    @alcapwned3933 4 года назад +488

    2:30 Mark looks like he was just pulled out of getting waterboarded.

    • @downrad5684
      @downrad5684 4 года назад +16

      Where's the money Lebowski

    • @toxicalpopsicle1896
      @toxicalpopsicle1896 4 года назад +7

      Looks like they pulled him aside from one of his jogs and then filmed the ad right after

    • @dorkwater
      @dorkwater 4 года назад +4

      Al Capwned3 he was just sweating getting those victory royales with travis scott

    • @UchuTsuki
      @UchuTsuki 4 года назад +1

      That’s got they got him to do it

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +3

      They had to water board him for him to do the commercial

  • @VeedoYT681
    @VeedoYT681 2 года назад +54

    I still don't forgive Carson..
    For using Twitter light mode

    • @etiennedubois9709
      @etiennedubois9709 2 года назад +1

      I didn't really catch up to what happened with him, I won't hate I just really want to know

    • @VeedoYT681
      @VeedoYT681 2 года назад +1

      @@etiennedubois9709 he was sexting his fans, witch was wrong yes but he'd already apologized to the people involved so I forgive him.

    • @etiennedubois9709
      @etiennedubois9709 2 года назад +1

      @@VeedoYT681 oh okay thanks

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 Год назад +1

      It was mostly overblown because kem star made it look worse than it was

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +17

    0:02
    When you move the McDonalds straw up and down in the lid

  • @goldfishfan1150
    @goldfishfan1150 3 года назад +561

    9:27 I just noticed just now that one of the tabs to the far right is a tik tok tab labled “foot.”

  • @jakubpalinowski123
    @jakubpalinowski123 4 года назад +3006

    Idiots: painful
    Me, an intelectual: painful

    • @raccooncat8329
      @raccooncat8329 4 года назад +16

      Let me guess you put 2 ii’s

    • @zachero9792
      @zachero9792 4 года назад +2

      Sebixd bruh moment

    • @jakubpalinowski123
      @jakubpalinowski123 4 года назад +24

      @@raccooncat8329 Nope its litearly just the same thing

    • @undergroundblitz179
      @undergroundblitz179 4 года назад +19

      How are you an intellectual if you spelled it wrong?

    • @JackanFor
      @JackanFor 4 года назад +12

      Me, an intellectual: paifoll

  • @-Rezin-
    @-Rezin- 3 года назад +57

    We miss you Carson

  • @username110893
    @username110893 3 года назад +9

    "Me at 11pm every night" fucking got me

  • @player0ne16
    @player0ne16 4 года назад +2424

    I'm a year late to this.
    That's just painful.

  • @Ema-pb6no
    @Ema-pb6no 5 лет назад +1001

    My cheeks hurt from laughing too much...
    I love refrigirators..and also it's painfull

  • @baileygobrr
    @baileygobrr 2 года назад +2

    so glad hes finally back
    excited to see mpre of these videos :)

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 2 года назад +6

    "These are the strangest commericals..."
    2 years later:
    "The best commericals ever made"

    • @JoshTRC
      @JoshTRC 2 года назад

      Dang man u here to watch good content too?

  • @MichaelSwartz-bf6we
    @MichaelSwartz-bf6we 3 года назад +441

    I'm sad no one acknowledged Ted saying, "I did it boys, I placed an order for Domino's."

  • @tiktoktalldude8245
    @tiktoktalldude8245 3 года назад +340

    1:59 “Travis Scott wants you to get these squad wins for the crew tonight”
    The boys: *IMPLODE*

  • @DannyD0RIT0
    @DannyD0RIT0 Год назад +7

    Ted has really changed after 4 years

  • @everettjardell5669
    @everettjardell5669 3 года назад +5

    painful

  • @thirdworldcity
    @thirdworldcity 4 года назад +2229

    I wish I could have friends like Carson has. This seems like so much fun

    • @RainbowDutches
      @RainbowDutches 4 года назад +44

      We all do

    • @Arsonire
      @Arsonire 4 года назад +60

      Painful

    • @patrickgroening0371
      @patrickgroening0371 4 года назад +43

      Therr are kids exactly like Carson and his friends at my new school and I hang with them but I don't think they consider me their friend and I don't text them ever which sucks

    • @n_0094
      @n_0094 4 года назад +24

      I wish I had friends. No joke.

    • @grizzlymang1930
      @grizzlymang1930 4 года назад +6

      Bruh the problem is especially when your content is edgy you kinda had to be around before youtube completley fucked it all up cause now a days a new channel that doesnt keep it pc will never leave youtube purgatort

  • @jizzdestroyerfantastic576
    @jizzdestroyerfantastic576 4 года назад +1296

    When you buy new windows for your house
    Paneful.

    • @raindropsfell7614
      @raindropsfell7614 4 года назад +3

      When you spell painful wrong
      Painful

    • @sammcc3543
      @sammcc3543 4 года назад +44

      Raindrops Fell when you think he spelled painful wrong but a pane is a window and he was just doing wordplay
      Painful

    • @sammcc3543
      @sammcc3543 4 года назад +8

      Raindrops Fell when you think he spelled painful wrong but a pane is a window and he was just doing wordplay
      Painful

    • @Jeegster
      @Jeegster 4 года назад +2

      Joe Don Paneful

    • @Cydoniaxx
      @Cydoniaxx 4 года назад +11

      I was the 69th like
      Not painful

  • @StarKatGaming
    @StarKatGaming Год назад +1

    I love that the “I love refrigerators” guy has been making rounds again in my RUclips ads

  • @thatguy5232
    @thatguy5232 3 года назад +3

    Wheres my super suit!

  • @HinaElevirst
    @HinaElevirst 4 года назад +361

    0% - others
    100% - painful

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 года назад

      10% pain, 20% pain, *50% pain, 100% PAIN*

  • @Leo-hz3fx
    @Leo-hz3fx 5 лет назад +103

    When the vitamin gummies kick in

  • @NRG_Soulless
    @NRG_Soulless 7 месяцев назад +4

    This reminds me of simpler times

  • @homelessperson5455
    @homelessperson5455 4 года назад +1057

    When you go on a flight
    Planeful

    • @seuchenvater5687
      @seuchenvater5687 4 года назад +7

      When you have windows
      Edit: i just realised the comment below made this joke
      Paneful

    • @kennyassgaming2017
      @kennyassgaming2017 4 года назад +5

      When you eat
      Plateful

    • @soulreaper7563
      @soulreaper7563 4 года назад +2

      When you hate algebra
      Planeful

    • @soulreaper7563
      @soulreaper7563 4 года назад +1

      Also, When you're at your grandma's and she keeps feeding you until you're plainful

    • @camtheman8565
      @camtheman8565 4 года назад +1

      Not anymore

  • @Keegan.999
    @Keegan.999 4 года назад +1438

    Waiting for CallMeCarson to upload is just
    Painful

  • @homerjsimpin8527
    @homerjsimpin8527 3 года назад +24

    This video truly is nothing but painful.

  • @lacho283
    @lacho283 2 года назад +6

    It might be bad right now but at least Ted was able to place an order for Domino’s

  • @zatchthatsme
    @zatchthatsme 4 года назад +351

    "Timmy you've made a friend and now we will cook him."

  • @noidea3193
    @noidea3193 4 года назад +1500

    They say "painful", I say..
    *painful*

  • @Gracericon
    @Gracericon 3 года назад +3

    *walking outside in the winter*
    Me: 0:12

  • @brad_hensil
    @brad_hensil 2 года назад +1

    The Orson Welles commercial always gets me because I knew that guy made the greatest film ever made.

  • @slaytonbruner4553
    @slaytonbruner4553 5 лет назад +1449

    Balls

  • @SynthGirl64
    @SynthGirl64 5 лет назад +222

    *My parents mark me with a stamp that reads "WE BEAT IT"*

  • @anythingisayisalie
    @anythingisayisalie 2 года назад

    Carson: does this in 2021
    OmegaMart and the meow wolf conversation: allow me to introduce myself

  • @number1freshlemon56
    @number1freshlemon56 3 года назад +5

    6:39 half expected him to welcome me to city 17.

  • @muse6945
    @muse6945 4 года назад +184

    Getting recommended a year later is just painful

  • @hotmojoe2483
    @hotmojoe2483 5 лет назад +2430

    The fact I found your channel so goddamn late is
    painful.

    • @_.ultranova._
      @_.ultranova._ 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @emmvids6920
      @emmvids6920 5 лет назад +2

      SAMMMEEEE

    • @Jzelv
      @Jzelv 4 года назад +6

      At least we can binge all of his content

    • @TactfulWaggle
      @TactfulWaggle 4 года назад +2

      i watched him since he was making content like this, smp live stuff is great too

    • @wuggy4082
      @wuggy4082 4 года назад

      y’all really missed out damn been here for almost a year

  • @bIoodlust
    @bIoodlust 3 года назад +1

    the air bender bit makes me laugh every time.

  • @thatoneguy8907
    @thatoneguy8907 3 года назад +608

    2:18 At least Sniper wolf had good acting, Markiplier was just STRUGGLING

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 3 года назад +55

      Yeah he just did not truly care at all lol

    • @kusaba7770
      @kusaba7770 3 года назад +99

      that is because he is being held hostage

    • @z0mb13nt2
      @z0mb13nt2 3 года назад +23

      he was so dishevled

    • @waltuh11121
      @waltuh11121 3 года назад +13

      It's because Fortnite is shit,filth

    • @gonkdroid3959
      @gonkdroid3959 3 года назад +13

      And then there’s just Harry Kane, “That’s a bad boy right there 😐”

  • @spacetaco048
    @spacetaco048 5 лет назад +199

    Painful
    /ˈpānfəl/
    The act of being full of pain

  • @TheCubicalGuy
    @TheCubicalGuy 3 года назад +2

    I spat out a piece of bread when he said "I thought you already recorded this you beta male."

  • @twisted_777
    @twisted_777 3 года назад +3

    1:06 I have that washer and dryer 💀

  • @trevorc3063
    @trevorc3063 4 года назад +588

    My life before a Dominos/Hatsune Miku collab was...
    Painful.

  • @cosmicremix311
    @cosmicremix311 5 лет назад +621

    The fact that every single comment says painful is
    Mildly uncomfortable and unsettling

    • @arysonm
      @arysonm 5 лет назад +12

      You could say its
      Painful.

    • @arysonm
      @arysonm 5 лет назад +5

      I know its a joke but its painful.

    • @someangrypotato7197
      @someangrypotato7197 5 лет назад

      Cosmic you’re comment literally has painful in it wait... aw crap I said it.

    • @Emoteenno
      @Emoteenno 4 года назад

      Yes very
      Painful

    • @huggablebears
      @huggablebears 4 года назад

      Painf--
      oh

  • @zoebrian4228
    @zoebrian4228 3 года назад +1

    Ohhh this is where the I love refrigerators thing was, I have had that in my mind for a few months.

  • @marshmallowgoat217
    @marshmallowgoat217 3 года назад +1

    The French champaigne commercial is me tryna hold a conversation while I'm high asf lmao

  • @mrmilkyway3399
    @mrmilkyway3399 5 лет назад +488

    When I step on LEGO
    Painful

    • @yamori0665
      @yamori0665 5 лет назад +1

      when i see another painful comment
      painful

    • @luca-wt7hp
      @luca-wt7hp 5 лет назад

      When I see an painful comment with anther painful comment on it painful

    • @cheekytaiser6528
      @cheekytaiser6528 5 лет назад

      Painful

  • @centokiVA
    @centokiVA 5 лет назад +627

    You taunted us. It is time for your life to be...
    PAINFUL.

  • @zachgalvez6287
    @zachgalvez6287 2 года назад +2

    even if he doesn’t come back i can still sit back and laugh😔

  • @maximillianwolfe5837
    @maximillianwolfe5837 3 года назад +6

    4:20 is the funniest part of the whole video 🤣

  • @seasaltsky
    @seasaltsky 5 лет назад +166

    Man, all this laughing is very...
    PAINFUL.

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke 4 года назад +677

    “Your next comment section will be filled with nothing but painful
    “I doubt that will happen”
    You underestimated us

    • @landmm
      @landmm 4 года назад +9

      And u know what that is....... it’s
      Painful

    • @obamatacocat
      @obamatacocat 4 года назад

      Yeah especially when you DONT COMMENT PAINFUL

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 года назад +1

    no one:
    ted: "HuaAhaha IM AN AIR BENDER"

  • @thefishpilot8358
    @thefishpilot8358 3 года назад +5

    When your fighting off the demons 00:42

  • @sideeye7313
    @sideeye7313 4 года назад +623

    The fact that most of the comments are full of painful
    Painful

  • @dracon1creaper989
    @dracon1creaper989 5 лет назад +258

    "Painful"

    • @mycredentials8465
      @mycredentials8465 5 лет назад

      Mathis_The_Fallen painful

    • @dracon1creaper989
      @dracon1creaper989 5 лет назад

      Dat Boi painful

    • @shiro1764
      @shiro1764 5 лет назад +1

      @@dracon1creaper989 I agree with your username.

    • @Sandium
      @Sandium 5 лет назад

      T-Series Is Gay Ihr Benutzername ist wissenschaftlich wahrheitsgemäß

    • @fantasew
      @fantasew 5 лет назад

      Painful.