As a painter myself I bet those artists were absolutely elated to finally get something interesting to paint instead od the hoard of family portraits and pet photos they probably get commissioned for all the time. Thanks for being a patron of the arts
It really needs to be said how much artists can enjoy doing stuff that's a little outside their comfort zone, something experimental for them. Some mfs commission furry fetish artists and get wholesome handholding art, just to get them to try a new style
I love the idea of a customs agent putting on a hazmat suit and respirator, going through the protocol for contain a suspicious biohazard, and opening the package to find thiccolas cage.
I love that they always act like it’s super stupid but then when they get quality items that are handmade they are always genuinely happy and respectful to the people that made them
The human mask on the last guy was so realistic it creeped me out, and I hope that the owner of the shop for the kids plushies gets so many commissions cause her work is amazing.
HAHAA!! NO WAY!!! i knew it was you guys!!!! thank you for buying my burrito boot, and 'FCA' i put those up as a joke. nobody was suppose to buy them!! thank you so much!! i love your videos!!!!!
I can’t believe Chad is not bothered that he ate breast milk soap, kissed a dead mouse and finished a drink with someone’s rotten tooth in the bottom of it, im only half way through the video aswell 😂😂😂
I constantly keep saying random dead memes out of nowhere cuz of this channel and my friends are getting annoyed at me. Thank Max and Chad from ColdOnes!
One of the best videos done not screaming the whole time chilled out showing us the stuff. I loved the items this we so good I swear y’all have stepped it up big time. Y’all gonna take over RUclips keep it up!!
You guys make any bad day better. Been a fan since the Frank days and following you guys ever since. I love you guys, and I genuinely hope you're doing great in your personal lives.
It’s been a couple months since I watched cold ones, so I don’t know if this is normal now, but why are these videos so fast? It feels like a giant compilation. It’s overwhelming. I feel like they used to be more chill. Like I could tag along with my drink.
I would so love them to create an exhibition gallery of all the paintings they commissioned and invite random art cunts and bid on em, that would a1 sauce content.
One of my favorite things about cold ones is max laugh, just reminds me of watching all his old vids and just growing up and happy he’s still going strong
So, I been saving this video till just now from when it dropped weeks ago… I was saving it for my special day off, where I get drunk and eat a nice meal and watch my favorite RUclipsrs… I’ve been saving this video for so long , it was the first video I put on and got drunk to it, i just realized with about 27 seconds left that I’ve been watching the entire video zoomed in and missed the entire right side of the screen 😂😂😂 i hope the boys know how much they mean to me tho I fr😂😂I’m lit rn and I just I been saving this for so long 😭
You guys should buy a really good 3d printer, choose random things to print out drunk as usual and then a week or two after printing we see you guys play w it
You guys should take the Joji mask, buy a pink morph bodysuit and then purchase a life-sized real doll and then dress it up and have a life-size Joji prop 😂😂😂
the fishing rat --> steve irving hoovering one --> just a womans name "martha, darcie, leander" party ones --> grandma and granddad the last one --> micheal
This is the first episode I have seen/heard of you guys and I VERY rarely subscribe to channels because it’s mostly garbage out there but I subscribed 1/4th of the way through this video…made my day…
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We need an episode where max and chad completely decorate a blank room
THATS ACTUALLY A GOOOD IDEA DARCY GET IN THIS COMMENT!
Yo that'd actually be so cool, I'd love to see that
now i need to see this my guy
i would pay money to see that
I agree
warms my heart to see them supporting small origami businesses like this
Lmao yes
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I cannot fucking believe how they thought it was a part of the packaging cuz of how shit it is
@@exstacc1886 it feels like money laundering lmao
The thought of government employees having to search a package full of "Thicc-olas Cage" christmas ornaments makes me giggle uncontrollably.
As a painter myself I bet those artists were absolutely elated to finally get something interesting to paint instead od the hoard of family portraits and pet photos they probably get commissioned for all the time. Thanks for being a patron of the arts
It really needs to be said how much artists can enjoy doing stuff that's a little outside their comfort zone, something experimental for them. Some mfs commission furry fetish artists and get wholesome handholding art, just to get them to try a new style
@@bigmike8586 thats the funniest thing ive ever heard thank you
Those puppets/dolls were legitimately well done, I hope Soykireina gets some more recognition from this
Also shout out to the burrito bag boot creator!
I really liked the family guy heads and the Gruntilda painter seemed pretty cool too.
Poor girl is gonna be swamped in more orders than what she knows what to do with 😅
@@boomenbuttfuckens288 Not me lookin her up to order something rn 😂 I think I will wait a bit, for her sake
Deez nuts are legitimately well done, I hope the left one gets some more recognition from this
I really like this show.
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I love the idea of a customs agent putting on a hazmat suit and respirator, going through the protocol for contain a suspicious biohazard, and opening the package to find thiccolas cage.
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"If music be the food of love, play on"
~ William Shakespeare
And also that they'd see boxes of dead mice and be like yeah nothing to see here
Or the teeth corn on the cob.
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I love that they always act like it’s super stupid but then when they get quality items that are handmade they are always genuinely happy and respectful to the people that made them
Or they fucking break it
I read your comment just as Max said "I feel like it's a crime to keep these people in business" (10:12)
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Yeah or they absolutely dog on it for no reason
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jokes aside, I love how many artists were made happy by this video. Like, as commissions go, you're gonna be remembered
HEEEEY, I follow you in Facebook, your art is fucking great, keep up the good work 💖
The human mask on the last guy was so realistic it creeped me out, and I hope that the owner of the shop for the kids plushies gets so many commissions cause her work is amazing.
I live in Japan, might get one of those masks to reduce discrimination 😂
HAHAA!! NO WAY!!! i knew it was you guys!!!!
thank you for buying my burrito boot, and 'FCA'
i put those up as a joke. nobody was suppose to buy them!! thank you so much!!
i love your videos!!!!!
THATS CRAZY
@@kr98b this was so long ago!! i was seriously waiting for a chargeback. glad my intuition was right. i had a feeling based on the AUS conversion. lol
nice accordion bro ahah
Masterful origami on that burrito bag bro
absolutely masterful creations
I wish I was as easily pleased as max. The joy in his face when he saw the ghetto smosh painting brought a tear to my eye.
Max is always surprisingly good at art things. That drawing was actually pretty good
I’ve been trying to find your pfp for so long what can I google to find it
Max's casual mention of 'Ghetto Smosh' filled my heart with joy. Indeed the best channel on YT
I love how they forget almost everything they order, they are just as happy as us to see what it is 😂
Whoever is editing these, you never cease to stress me out with the fake stabbings. Keep It up 😂 7:45
i jumped at it lmao
IT'S PREZOH MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW IM FUKING INSANE
A real stabbing looks wayyyyyyy different
@@IGDCAM its the shock it doesn't need to be realistic
@@raccoonvioli NOOO OOOO IITS DOPLEX
I can’t believe Chad is not bothered that he ate breast milk soap, kissed a dead mouse and finished a drink with someone’s rotten tooth in the bottom of it, im only half way through the video aswell 😂😂😂
Max is a bad influence.
you must have missed the old "cake" saga
average day in the life of a Blizzard employee.
Max had a mouse in his mouth lol
Imagine being Max's banker when a 22k recipt just roles in
It's likely getting charged to a company card/account
the most frightening part of these videos is that all of this is somehow tax-deductible
So much respect for that origami seller for following through with the bit
@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 Most people would have taken the money and run.
9:12 *RIDGE RACER TYPE 4 MUSIC DETECTED*
The editors always find the most niche, obscure shit to sneak in and I love it
I love you max and chad, thanks for existing!
I so happy they are real living people
Thank god they won the sperm race
Takes max and chad for pooping on me
Thanks for breathing, every 2 second max and chad.
They are hilarious, but with as much shit as they put in their mouths I'm surprised they still exist haha
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
call him "little fella", cause he's a little fella, with sunglasses, he's got sunglasses on
Egg... htb...
Imagine in the future someone finding a time capsule full of items from the Cold Ones studio. 🤣
Give the mice's your names. There is a perfect amount of em. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott, Rowie. So there you guys go! Keep em videos coming!
Who tf is rowie
@@Gypsyblood777 Are you blind? He’s been sitting next to chad since the first cold ones episode.
Mice aren't gay
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I constantly keep saying random dead memes out of nowhere cuz of this channel and my friends are getting annoyed at me. Thank Max and Chad from ColdOnes!
I'm Chio, from Soy Kireina!! Thank you for the Shout out!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Have you got many orders? Coldones viewers don't seem like the type of people to have much money lol
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I love when they give back to small businesses! Very philosophical of them
Philanthropic?
thats not it cuh
so glad they got ghetto smosh painting in the end
very observant, the sacred and the propane
One of the best videos done not screaming the whole time chilled out showing us the stuff. I loved the items this we so good I swear y’all have stepped it up big time. Y’all gonna take over RUclips keep it up!!
This was Chad's revenge for Max putting him through 45 minutes of trucker merch hell.
warms my heart seeing them be so sweet and gentle to the mice 😢 the kiss was gross though
I'd be interested to see an entire video of drunk drawings all becoming plushies. 😂
hahahha have you ever considered eating yourself
Love the After effects work, got a very og cold one vibes. Glad to see the editing style back too.
It's always a good day when cold ones post a new video buying stuff while drinking.
My god the Etsy videos are my favourite, thank god they’re back.
Same bro I missed this type of content
That orb edit at 16:00 was oddly the best I've seen the team do in a while, great work editor!
The paintings were all so well done. Very suprised none of them were just prints.
These two are ushering in a Renaissance-esque era of modern art patronage
Rest in peace Ghetto Smosh… 😢
Nothing helps with curing a hangover more than a new cold ones upload
Hungover on a Monday? Sheesh
@@Jerry-vt4zf it’s Sunday for me lol
@YanzTheManz ohhhh, fair enough haha. I thought you were living on the edge
@@Jerry-vt4zf if you're not supposed to be hungover on monday why did they invent calling in sick
@@Jerry-vt4zf that’s literally what monday’s are known for
Getting stoned and watching Cold ones has to be one of the things of all time!
I didnt know I needed max and Chad playing with dead rodents like action figures. Really brings that kid next door vibe.
Okay but for real Max's really good at drawing, I bet he can become some kind of cartoon artist.
You guys make any bad day better. Been a fan since the Frank days and following you guys ever since. I love you guys, and I genuinely hope you're doing great in your personal lives.
God bless the video editors. The random edits and sound effects they throw in always make me laugh out loud! 😂
I wish one day the cold ones would make a gallery where they put every paiting for us to look at.
There needs to be a Cold Ones museum in the future with all the stuff from the videos
It’s been a couple months since I watched cold ones, so I don’t know if this is normal now, but why are these videos so fast? It feels like a giant compilation. It’s overwhelming. I feel like they used to be more chill. Like I could tag along with my drink.
As a member of the Patreon, I am always happy to see where my monthly contribution goes
What were the blurred out items???
I love Max's inventive and breakthrough grindset ideas
I think every episode somehow finds a way to make me cry laughing.
that is so true
I looked away for several seconds when they were putting on the mask and I thought Markiplier made a surprise appearance lmao
I would so love them to create an exhibition gallery of all the paintings they commissioned and invite random art cunts and bid on em, that would a1 sauce content.
Why do I love watching these guys open up presents and gifts so much
My fav part 15:59 is when Max said "It's orbing time" and orbed all over the place.
One of my favorite things about cold ones is max laugh, just reminds me of watching all his old vids and just growing up and happy he’s still going strong
So, I been saving this video till just now from when it dropped weeks ago… I was saving it for my special day off, where I get drunk and eat a nice meal and watch my favorite RUclipsrs… I’ve been saving this video for so long , it was the first video I put on and got drunk to it, i just realized with about 27 seconds left that I’ve been watching the entire video zoomed in and missed the entire right side of the screen 😂😂😂 i hope the boys know how much they mean to me tho I fr😂😂I’m lit rn and I just I been saving this for so long 😭
Max wore that Japanese mask and the first thing he says is hi I'm joji 💀
The first Etsy vid is my fav vid of y’all’s so glad you lads made another
23:13 Imagine the abuelita in Mexico City that made those stuffed animals and put the piss stain on the underwear🤣🤣🤣
the burrito origami put a smile on my face
Imagine Chad being his ten-year-old self and he just thought out loud that DBZ needed more diversity
I love how every episode usually results into pure chaos and I’m 100% down for it.
24:28 THEY FINALLY GOT JOJI ON THE SHOW
You guys should buy a really good 3d printer, choose random things to print out drunk as usual and then a week or two after printing we see you guys play w it
Undoing the origami boot had me dead
I had the vid on in the background, only to look over and see “sigma ham grindset” and almost immediately broke down laughing.
11:32 it says "tourist resting at the streets of cozumel mexico"
Thank you max and chad for this epic tutorial on how to forge passports to Madagascar! Very cool 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Chad and max have gotten me through life’s hell.
To see chad hold an evil dead ash rat honestly just made my day
Greatest crossover
I appreciated the use of the Lego Island music in this episode. Nostalgia overload.
Chad saying “And that one’s Picasso.” to the artist rat is so weirdly adorable and wholesome to me for some reason.
I love when yous spend thousands of dollars and in return make me laugh my ass off. Love from Perth
i love when they get angry about the stuff they get like my brothers in christ you literally ordered it
RIP Ghetto Smosh
You guys should take the Joji mask, buy a pink morph bodysuit and then purchase a life-sized real doll and then dress it up and have a life-size Joji prop 😂😂😂
I don't understand how you spend so much money. I'm glad you do though, this is hilarious.
Max has been a vegetarian for years but will put a mouse in his mouth 😂😂😂
Do more of the custom drawing dolls, that’s cool af
The chao garden music @ 4:37 is legit childhood memories
Edit: Most of the music is the soundtrack to Sonic Adventure 2 and i absolutely love it
I’m surprised Chad and or Max have not gone insane making these videos.
Who said they haven’t 😭😭😭
I beg to differ
i think they have ... ?
5:41 is outrageous
Thankkk you for this upload.
Did you throw my Nicolas Cage fidget toy? 😟
why did they do max like that with the forehead at 21:01
Diddy Kong racing soundtrack in the background is what I live for.
Need an episode where yall make your own etsy store and just send people weird items, as ask them to record lol
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RIP Idubbbz, it would've been cool to have him on the show before his untimely death.
This series of movies - including the recent prequels - are some of my favorite movies.
Name all the mice “Lil Fella”
The editing in these continually becomes more fever dreamish.
the fishing rat --> steve irving
hoovering one --> just a womans name "martha, darcie, leander"
party ones --> grandma and granddad
the last one --> micheal
ok, the last item made me want to become a patreon.
But the vids has Been out for 10 min and its 20 m9in long
How will this drama unfold?
@@ĒI-weēzy im japanese
please call one of the mice 'wet hamster'
This is the first episode I have seen/heard of you guys and I VERY rarely subscribe to channels because it’s mostly garbage out there but I subscribed 1/4th of the way through this video…made my day…
Am I tripping or did they legit use lego island music?!
n wurd pass
I loved those little vegetables 😅 give them to me if you don't want them ❤ 18:12
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