No they've been dirty GMM since covid made them think outside the box. And it's one thing I'm thankful to covid for. Otherwise covid can get AIDS an die.
@@maximilianojara true true, but in the same maner that brazil was an european country in south-america, thats why i think that whole "hispanic/latino" idea is quite subversive and downgrading,
@@comiumapedra5397 i still dont understand your point but imma read up on that. still, personally dont see anything wrong with that term but maybe im wrong myself xdxd
The fact that Chad confused Hungary with Mongolia is the funniest shit when you realize that Hungarians are sometimes called Hungols because ewe have more in common with Mongols (culturally and linguistically) than other European countries.
@@patrikpechinger4190 Rézfaszú bagoly (Spatzen Jodler Sextett) listen that music. It is (or rather he is, because copper D) drinking bad behaviour child's blood.
Max is about what I expected, but God damn did chad surprise me, confusing Europe and Africa, as well as placing Spain in America? That's just impressive 😂
"In many parts of India, consuming alcohol is not considered acceptable." "Then why does my Indian neighbour always ask me to bring whiskey over?" *_"BECAUSE HE'S A L E G E N D ."_*
@Hip-Hop WRLD not everyone buys alcohol legally do you even know how many illegal shops are there. Nobody will say out loudly I drink alcohol in a family who doesn't drink
Chad's Incorrect Guesses: Spain in Nicaragua Germany in Kazakhstan Portugal in Venezuela Ireland in France Latvia in Bosnia Hungary in Mongolia Max's Incorrect Guesses: Latvia in Bulgaria Hungary in Moldova
I’ve watched enough of this channel to be completely unsurprised at the fact that Chad has literally never seen a world map. I want to see his reaction to finding out what a number is
I have never been as shocked and simultaneously amused as I was by Max throwing back two shots then spitting them back into the glass and giddily remarking “I’m fakin! I’m jokin! 🤠”
As a Latvian I was surprised they even found our drink as I haven’t seen it much being sold outside Latvia. It’s a pretty special drink to our country and it’s good to have if you have a cold, that’s why it may taste like medicine
Most meg fogtok verni, de nekem a kedvencem (nem vagyok egy nagy pálinkás, de a jókat megiszom) egy paradicsom ágyas valami volt. Kísérletnek csináltak egyet, és csak nekem tetszett :'D
Max being so happy about his confident guesses, while Chad is just eager to drink as he's aware his guesses were wrong right from the start is just so great lol man... I love this show so much
Sooooooo. German here. 'Schnapps' just means 'Liqor'. Anything with more than 40% ABV is considered schnapps. Yes we have a history of liquers and hard infusions. But to take Dekuyper (a dutch companies) butterscotch flavored (a british/american invention) candy syrup to represent german schnapps is certainly a way to go about it xD I bet you have Jägermeister within reach of no less than three people at the studio. Hell, everclear would have been a more honest representation because of Doppelkorn :D And you know...like...Beer :D
Yeah. I agree. Germany has a lot of different destilled alcohol, but it is known around the world for beer. maybe beer wasnt strong enough for them and they only meant hard liquor? i mean, they didnt pick wine from france either. but then i remembered....they used guiness....so.....yeah no idea.
yeah that was weird. either beer or jägermeister would have been fine. Even wine would have been closer, since here in Baden württemberg there is a lot of wine made.
Its like those man on the street vids where they ask like college age kids to name the countries bordering the U.S. and they cant name one of the two countries. Idk how some of those people function let alone make it through college
As a german i can say, "Schnapps" just means high percentage alcohol in general.. so it is actually not a specific drink or liquor. I would suggest something like Jägermeister, Nordbrand or Goldkrone as a typical german drink everyone knows :p PS: Liebe geht raus an alle deutschen Suffkutten
@@Emira_75I am literally about to click away from the video but I just wanted to read the comments first to see if someone found that annoying too lmao
@@Emira_75 Why the hell did you even click the video in the first place then? You should know by now that 50% of what comes out of Max's mouth are screams (then 25% incoherent rambling and 25% vomit)...
9:05 I got so excited because this was the one question I 100% knew the answer to before Scott even finished reading it, and it's only because a few months earlier I was having a conversation with my granddad about the oldest company that still in service and I looked it up to find out what it was.
secondly if you go by the german meaning of the word "schnaps" de kuyper would be a "likör" and not even a "schnaps". If there's syrup in it it's not a schnaps anymore
Fun Fact about Australian Magpies: Our Magpies aren’t real magpies! The British Colonists saw the bird and went “Oh these look exactly like the birds back home, so we’ll call them the same thing!”. Our magpies are entirely different type of bird and are unrelated to other magpies.
Yea, but they basically were right. Alot of the australian animals are fairly similar to animals outside of australia but just are a different genus due to australia becoming an island and science and stuff and genes
As a German "Schnaps" just mean liquor. And I have never seen that bottle that you served your guys. But I have to say it came across as delicious. I have to try it now.
Mad respect to the massive legends for trying Unicum, (yes it is really that bad in my opinion as well) thats my fathers fav btw. Never expected that Hungary will get a shoutout from you guys. Me and the bois watch your videos, and reference you a lot. If you are curious for the real deal hungarian spirit, you should try pálinka next time ;) cheers from Hungary
Chad was absolutely right when he said Norway, Sweden, Finland, that's where alcohol actually comes from. The darkness consumes us and alcohol helps :D
For those wondering who the hell the Latvian was who invented blue jeans: Jacob W. Davis, a tailor who later partnered with Levi Strauss to be the first blue jeans manufacturers, was born Jakobs Jufess in Riga, Latvia (then part of the Russian Empire).
@@marcelm.2848 While "blue jeans" was originally used as a catch-all term for blue denim clothes from Genoa, modern blue jeans as we know them-blue denim trousers with pockets reinforced by coper rivets-were invented by Davis and Strauss.
As a German, I never heard of Butterscotch Schnaps neither of the brand at all 😄 if you want to try a classic German Schnaps, try Wilthener, Helbings Kümmel or Blutwurz
Fun fact: The name of "Chile" has nothing to do with the shape of the country, it's just a happy coincidence. Nobody fucking knows why Chile is called Chile
18:05 Steven He (born 31 December 1996) is a Chinese-born Irish social media personality, actor, comedian, and pianist currently based in the United States. Primarily known for his satirical comedy sketches on RUclips and TikTok, he rose to prominence in the 2020s through his portrayal of a fictionalised version of his father, whose personality parodies East Asian parenting stereotypes. He also popularised the phrase "emotional damage".
"I'm getting Hungary and Mongolia confused"....not that much. The irony that a drunk man somehow managed to unintentionally point out where the Hungarians' ancestors came from is astonishing hahaha.
Hungarian ancestors are finno uralic and raided europe 2 centuries before mongolians did. The uralic hungarians who stayed got assimilated by the upcoming mongols and other finno ugric tribes. Its a common misconseption that i keep seeing on the internet, probably because of the altaic family myth, or the outdated "mongoloid" race description, putting p much veeryone who's eurasian, with white skin but not white under that category. Nontheless, modern hungarians have almost none Finno ugric genetics left, being assimilated by surrounding slavs and germans, though parts of the culture and the language itself is still strong.
I’m from New York and at the pizza place I worked at, there was an old pizzaiolo from Naples that would drink legit like 1/3 of a bottle of grappa a day bro. Also smoked a pack a cigs a day. Dude was a legend, made some of the best pizza I’ve ever had.
@@kirihara147 yeah not too crazy if you’ve been doing smoking for a long time. First time I ever saw someone do that completely while working tho lol. Just always had one hanging out his mouth.
24:23 by the time Max chose Bulgaria, thinking it's Latvia, I was hoping you actually had Bulagrian rakia in store for them, Scott. Make sure to get some for the next vid, ooooh they'll love it.
I used to think I hated Guinness, but I had only tried the can and bottle. Having it the proper way on tap is a whole different thing. It tastes so much better.
It sounds cliche, but it's also a lot better on tap in Ireland. Never cared for it out of the cans made in Canada. It's not one of my favorites, but having it from the storehouse in Dublin is very different. Much better than anything you'll buy in a store oversees.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 nah you just got tourist brain or have no point of reference. It's a shitty beer, there are so many better porters/stouts out there.
At first time i think that you would not drink something from Chile, but i was wrong, so happy to see Chilito in this channel Greetings from Chile from a loooong-time fan .
20:34 should be Peru lmao. Pisco is the "origin denomination", which is a region in Ica - Perú. So yeah, Pisco is peruvian, but I understand some north chileans produced it aswell since they are next to each other (Pisco is in Ica, which is almost in the southern border with Chile).
Me thinking "hey maybe after all these years of the dumbest shit, these guys might actually be smart after all" up until Chad was told to point to Spain on a map
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Why do you guys think screaming = comedy? It’s so annoying
@@Pataganja you have many opinions stop!
Tnx for adding Chile, it really make my day.
@@uselessspoon_4734 what
Finally, they've leaned into being the alcoholic Rhett and Link
Just what i was thinking
except one of them is actually funny
actually a perfect description
No they've been dirty GMM since covid made them think outside the box. And it's one thing I'm thankful to covid for. Otherwise covid can get AIDS an die.
My first thought
The fact Chad thought Spain was in Latin America had me crying with laughter.
very common actually, the average anglo hears spain and goes to that made up term "hispanic".
i mean, spain really was there for about 400 years soo
@@maximilianojara true true, but in the same maner that brazil was an european country in south-america, thats why i think that whole "hispanic/latino" idea is quite subversive and downgrading,
@@comiumapedra5397 i still dont understand your point but imma read up on that. still, personally dont see anything wrong with that term but maybe im wrong myself xdxd
@@maximilianojara look up on why france made it up to help the us invade mexico.
I’m shocked Chad hasn’t got lost in the airport with his lack of geographical knowledge. I hope Max keeps him on a leash.
He makes Chad wear one of those toddler backpacks that have a leash connected to them
@@aza8800 Chad is learning a lot today.
Bro thought Kazakhstan was Germany.
@@roarinfireball i doubt anything was learnt
@@PNJB_R Max should have been like, “No Chad, that is where Borat if from.”
“Except for a very brief period where they really didn’t do Potato” -I swear to god that Scott is secretly the funniest person in that entire building
The fact that Chad confused Hungary with Mongolia is the funniest shit when you realize that Hungarians are sometimes called Hungols because ewe have more in common with Mongols (culturally and linguistically) than other European countries.
As a hungarian it's more funnier that I never realised that unicum has the word cum in it
Also I still don't know what the rézfaszú bagoly is
@@patrikpechinger4190 yeah they drank unicum finally
@@patrikpechinger4190 Rézfaszú bagoly (Spatzen Jodler Sextett) listen that music. It is (or rather he is, because copper D) drinking bad behaviour child's blood.
The Romanians are happy with this
Realise*
You guys should do sequels with much more obscure countries next time, can't wait to see my boys learn about geography while drunk
"What the fuck is Bosnia And Herzegovina?! How can it be two?!"
@@AfferbeckBeats Antigua and Barbuda?????
agreed, and toootaly not because they haven't reviewed my country
Yeaahh i really wanna se them try Rakia 😂
Suriname would break Chad's brain.
The internet: “Americans are bad at geography lol”
Aussies on Cold Ones: “Hold my beer”
I expected Chad to fuck up at some point but to fuck up so badly so early with Spain... Holy shit...
This is an underappreciated comment!
Max is about what I expected, but God damn did chad surprise me, confusing Europe and Africa, as well as placing Spain in America? That's just impressive 😂
*Hold my VB
*Hold my VB*
I love how Chad picks Mongolia for Hungary bc it's a massive meme in the Balkans/History community that Hungarians are Mongolian
Hungol Magyars lmao
they are
Well, around 1200 years ago, the hungarian really roamed the German lands like the mongols, there's no doubt about that
I don't think he knew that
huns were Turkic tribes, Hungarians were turkic, mongolians were turkic, therefore mongolians are indeed hungarians
Being Irish and hearing “except for a brief period where they really didn’t do potato” killed me lmao
not the only person it killed 👀
killed by starvation?
Literally Killed? Poor choice of words…
Same lmao
When they said pounds ._.
"In many parts of India, consuming alcohol is not considered acceptable."
"Then why does my Indian neighbour always ask me to bring whiskey over?"
*_"BECAUSE HE'S A L E G E N D ."_*
Bruh more than 70% of Indians drink
@@simpxlord3765 Blame Scott for the misinformation, not me
@WaterEnjoyer in Gujrat and some religions (Islam)
@Hip-Hop WRLD not everyone buys alcohol legally do you even know how many illegal shops are there. Nobody will say out loudly I drink alcohol in a family who doesn't drink
@Hip-Hop WRLD its given by the indian government, therefore it's a random unreliable source lol
hope this becomes a full series where they actually do every country
Yeah that would be so cool :DDD
Yeh they need to try something from Finland, the land of alcoholics.
@@koikarppa salmarikossua saatana
@Jupiter kyl, salmiakki versioo 🥵
@@koikarppa koskenkorvaa :)
Chad's Incorrect Guesses:
Spain in Nicaragua
Germany in Kazakhstan
Portugal in Venezuela
Ireland in France
Latvia in Bosnia
Hungary in Mongolia
Max's Incorrect Guesses:
Latvia in Bulgaria
Hungary in Moldova
What about their trivia guesses?
Thank you!
I’ve watched enough of this channel to be completely unsurprised at the fact that Chad has literally never seen a world map.
I want to see his reaction to finding out what a number is
didn’t u shoot up mandalay bay?
Wait, there are numbers after 10? How do you even count them, with your feet?
roach dog jr
Don't be silly, you continue counting by using others' hands
We still don’t know why you killed all those people in las Vegas
It's about drive, its about power, we stay hungry we devour - Actually about Chile
Do they drink pisco? I can't watch the entire video containing my excitement EDIT: They do, in a way lol
They mix it with coca-cola, good stuff 🤌
They drink it the inferior way. Peruvian Pisco supremacy
@DokaRyan you should have these guys drink your mixtures during trivia
Wish they drank piscola (wih coke, of course)
I have never been as shocked and simultaneously amused as I was by Max throwing back two shots then spitting them back into the glass and giddily remarking “I’m fakin! I’m jokin! 🤠”
Definitely a 'I think you should leave' reference when that guy housed Dylan's burger
@@DeathRecon97 let me film you saying you'll kill the president, it's no big deal
Truly a genius comedy moment for him
1:42 - Brazil: Cachaca
3:13 - China: Moutai
4:36 - Spain: Sangria
6:12 - Germany: Schnapps
8:32 - Japan: Sake
10:38 - Portugal: Port
12:53 - India: Tea/Whiskey
15:37 - Italy: Grappa
17:09 - Ireland: Guinness
20:35 - Chile: Pisco
23:47 - Latvia: Riga Black Balsam
25:44 - Hungary: Cum Liqueur
Thank you
It's Unicum but okay.
Damn that's it
wheres the vodka damn
As a Latvian I was surprised they even found our drink as I haven’t seen it much being sold outside Latvia. It’s a pretty special drink to our country and it’s good to have if you have a cold, that’s why it may taste like medicine
They're lucky they got the blackcurrant one, might not have been able to handle the original 😁
we have it in EST too, its pretty sweet
pretty sure they got it shipped from latvia to australia by a friend. Also made me mad when they told its good for hospital grade cleaner.
It is being sold in The Netherlands
wdym riga pilna dirsa
Them being surprised Ireland doesn't have snakes is such an Aussie moment
Why haha England, Wales and Scotland have them
@@alexevans1498 yeah but they thought magpies didn’t exist there
@@flippy08100 True
It also doesn't have affordable alcohol anymore, except in Northern Ireland
@@Mountainclimber-zv4u1 Alcohol is very affordable hahaha, Try going to Norway and see how you get on
This is INCREDIBLY weird. I was born with spinabifida. I never expected a drunk max and chad to be sympathizing with that.
I'm sorry to hear you were born with a green laser dot on your face
thats sad
My Uncle had it too! Hope you're holding up okay! :(
Like that frank reference there
Spinabifideeznuts
Max and his genuine laughter when Chad was doing “field research”
1:42 ~ Brazil
3:13 ~ China
4:36 ~ Spain
6:12 ~ Germany
8:32 ~ Japan
10:38 ~ Portugal
12:53 ~ India
15:37 ~ Italy
17:10 ~ Ireland
20:35 ~ Chile
23:47 ~ Latvia
25:44 ~ Hungary
Thank youuu
Ah yes, every country
@@MarioMayer 💀💀
As a indian iam disappointed, i was hoping they get taste of desi
Wait it said every country
Glad to have my beautiful country of Hungary represented by hard hitting alcohol and copper cocked owls. It was pretty accurate tbh
But what does it do with a copper cock tho?
Én egy házipálinkát megnéztem volna de az unikum is jó.
@@andrasjanosi3765 Egy jó körtepáleszt nem lehet túlszárnyalni
Pintèr Pàlinka?
Most meg fogtok verni, de nekem a kedvencem (nem vagyok egy nagy pálinkás, de a jókat megiszom) egy paradicsom ágyas valami volt. Kísérletnek csináltak egyet, és csak nekem tetszett :'D
Max being so happy about his confident guesses, while Chad is just eager to drink as he's aware his guesses were wrong right from the start is just so great lol
man... I love this show so much
chad is so uneducated it hurts
punctuation is overrated
So far my knowledge of the world is on par with chad's. I thought I retained more...
@@violetweaver4034 it was hard to read
@@violetweaver4034 My bad, English is my second language so I didn't notice at first
Sooooooo.
German here.
'Schnapps' just means 'Liqor'. Anything with more than 40% ABV is considered schnapps.
Yes we have a history of liquers and hard infusions.
But to take Dekuyper (a dutch companies) butterscotch flavored (a british/american invention) candy syrup to represent german schnapps is certainly a way to go about it xD
I bet you have Jägermeister within reach of no less than three people at the studio.
Hell, everclear would have been a more honest representation because of Doppelkorn :D
And you know...like...Beer :D
Yeah. I agree. Germany has a lot of different destilled alcohol, but it is known around the world for beer.
maybe beer wasnt strong enough for them and they only meant hard liquor? i mean, they didnt pick wine from france either.
but then i remembered....they used guiness....so.....yeah no idea.
yeah that was weird. either beer or jägermeister would have been fine. Even wine would have been closer, since here in Baden württemberg there is a lot of wine made.
Chad's geography knowledge is actually shocking 😮
Shockingly awful :)
Like holy shit, he thought Spain was in Central America
Its like those man on the street vids where they ask like college age kids to name the countries bordering the U.S. and they cant name one of the two countries. Idk how some of those people function let alone make it through college
@@ethanwiley7605 You don't need to be able to point to countries on a map to function in society lmao
@@Noooiiiissseee these people are the most vocal about social issues and voting but cant even name 1 of 2 geographic neighbors. Yeah its a problem
the fact that chad confused hungary with mongolia, considering hungary's linguistic history, shows that he is secretly a genius
The Hungarian language doesn't really have a lot of ties to the Mongolian language.
@@Moonriser73 Said Like A Hungarian
@@Moonriser73 cringes in turk
@@kharjoIII please explain lmao
@@spudmuffin99 hungary was turkic since ancient times
As a german i can say, "Schnapps" just means high percentage alcohol in general.. so it is actually not a specific drink or liquor. I would suggest something like Jägermeister, Nordbrand or Goldkrone as a typical german drink everyone knows :p
PS: Liebe geht raus an alle deutschen Suffkutten
Thanks
Title says national alcohol, where is the beer???
same in sweden
Also the trivia was incorrect, DHL is american
GOLDKRONEEEEEEEEE
i love that max and chat are already drunk at the start of the video
the "except for a brief period where they really didnt do potato" has had me laughing for a few minutes now
Man it’s funny that they actually know about the famine
“Why does my Indian neighbor always ask me to bring over whiskey?”
“Cuz he is a legend”
Lmao, Scott lowkey had the best line of the episode
Max always makes me laugh. He gets a question wrong *Screams in agony*, gets the question right *Screams in agony*.
That made you laugh? It was the one thing that almost made me click away from this video. I have a head ache.
@@Emira_75 *screams in agony*
@@Emira_75I am literally about to click away from the video but I just wanted to read the comments first to see if someone found that annoying too lmao
@@Emira_75 That's Max in a nutshell though.
@@Emira_75 Why the hell did you even click the video in the first place then? You should know by now that 50% of what comes out of Max's mouth are screams (then 25% incoherent rambling and 25% vomit)...
9:05 I got so excited because this was the one question I 100% knew the answer to before Scott even finished reading it, and it's only because a few months earlier I was having a conversation with my granddad about the oldest company that still in service and I looked it up to find out what it was.
i like how question man was accused of being a japanese racist and the only thing he denied was being japanese
his name is scott
question man
hahahahaha question man
Lol
Real
These are the best episodes, the ones where they just get unapologetically drunk
Hard facts
I hate that chad gets violent every time he’s drunk. At some point it’s not really funny and just annoying.
@@acynthus3587 cry
"Americans don't know geography"
Chad: Allow me to introduce myself
But they both are Australian
@@endoema6909 Thats the joke.....
@@nutbuster4204 I worry about your reading comprehension.
@@nutbuster4204 Yes… nowhere in this comment did it say he wasn’t
“What do villagers say?” “Hrrng” was a completely missed joke I loved
Chad picking Kazakhstan instead of Germany is legendary
it was very nice
@@SilverbackGorilla69 High five!
@@anijeepa Is niice
It’s pretty bad but France instead of Ireland is much worse IMO. I’ll chalk it up to him being drunk.
Wasn’t surprised in the beginning when he said he’s never seen a map before
1:47 Brazil
3:15 China
4:40 Spain
6:15 Germany
8:34 Japan
10:51 Portugal
13:00 India
15:39 Italy
17:13 Ireland
20:39 Chile
23:49 Latvia
25:46 Hungary
The Savior
Thank
Lol no Venezuelan rum? That's so sad
@@miramaldito lmao I’m Venezuelan and I came here to say this. I had hope I would see it
No Greek OUZO?? Tbh idk if they could handle it anyways💀💀
Here are the timestamps (I tried my best 👍)
Brazil: 1:43
China: 3:14
Spain: 4:37
Germany: 6:13
Japan: 8:33
Portugal: 10:41
India: 13:00
Italy: 15:38
Ireland: 17:10
Chile: 20:37
Latvia: 23:47
Hungary: 25:45
thanks
not all heroes wear cape, unless ure wearing one ofc..
wow the odds of them actually talking about Latvia were super low, but here we are. cool to see people know something about us lmao
Jerma: 4:34
Copied my comment and got more likes 🙃
Greetings from Latvia,
Finally someone featured our lovely Riga balsam!
Thank you for that.
And keep on going!
as a geography major, this was painfully hilarious
As a bartender, some of these drinks are painful
As someone who had geography on elementary school, this was painfully hilarious
@@gielos congrats 🎉 for paying attention as a child
>"I looked at Italy and said, I need to remember where that is"
> points at Finland
damn congrats bro... i just subbed to your yt channel
I almost peed from laughing when Scott called Chad out for circling Africa and saying it was Europe 🤣 he was so confident too
@shani yan what does that have to do with this comment lmao
@shani yan I can see you are drinking alongside cold ones because what does that have to do with the comment lmao
@shani yan lmao since when did bots reply with something unrelated to the comment
because hes racist
Pretty funny how they gave De Kuyper, a Dutch brand, for the German drink. Then in the trivia they asked the most popular dutch brand
secondly if you go by the german meaning of the word "schnaps" de kuyper would be a "likör" and not even a "schnaps". If there's syrup in it it's not a schnaps anymore
@@Stefanspeske idk I have never had schnaps tbh but that makes it even funnier
They clearly mixed up "Dutch" and "Deutsch"
Yeah, that wasnt schnaps LOL.
im suprised they didnt go with jaeger meister
love how as they progressively get more drunk, they slowly go back to their old selves
Chad pointed to Mongolia when they tried Hungarian alcohol. I mean pretty close
Anyád mongol
Max has the palate of a child and Chad has the mind of a child, between them they are one child.
Fun Fact about Australian Magpies: Our Magpies aren’t real magpies! The British Colonists saw the bird and went “Oh these look exactly like the birds back home, so we’ll call them the same thing!”. Our magpies are entirely different type of bird and are unrelated to other magpies.
All I know is that the Australian ones are nasty and like to divebomb bikers. (I approve of this)
Yea, but they basically were right.
Alot of the australian animals are fairly similar to animals outside of australia but just are a different genus due to australia becoming an island and science and stuff and genes
@@HeadpriestPEPSI yes, animal
@@HeadpriestPEPSI You spelt evolution grong
we call them kurrawongs!
I love the alcohol episodes, maybe do a part 2 with other country’s alcohols?
they have to do rakija
@@veljkobogdanovic4771 they should also do mamajuana. I'm not Dominican, but that stuff is pretty good.
and they could get Hungary's actual national drink.
They should bring Greek Ouzo or Raki
Should do Scotland and try buckfast
As a Hungarian I completely approve Chad picking Mongolia
milyen rossz volr hallani ahogy kimondják a rézfaszú baglyot
As a German "Schnaps" just mean liquor. And I have never seen that bottle that you served your guys. But I have to say it came across as delicious. I have to try it now.
It says butter scotch so i hardly believe the schnaps was german, but you're right it does sound interesting
DeKuyper is a dutch brand so go figure
Yeah we have ”Snaps” in Sweden too, though here it is an actual specific type of liquor (similar to brandy i believe)
Gotta get a bottle of Steinhäger.
could have gone with Jägermeister...
"every drink in the world" and i was ready to type "You should do Hungary" and then... there it is.. Unicum haha
Mad respect to the massive legends for trying Unicum, (yes it is really that bad in my opinion as well) thats my fathers fav btw. Never expected that Hungary will get a shoutout from you guys. Me and the bois watch your videos, and reference you a lot. If you are curious for the real deal hungarian spirit, you should try pálinka next time ;)
cheers from Hungary
jó erös szilvapálinka
unicum
Hell yeah, Hungarians rise up
Am also Hungarian btw
My ex was Hungarian, she was so kinky
Cheers! May you eventually eat.
Every episode of Cold Ones, I have a smile plastered on my face for the whole show. No other channel compares, you guys are great.
Check out KSI's try not to laugh series then. I promise you these guys and KSI always put a smile on my face and uplift my mood.
@@blairfraser2105 Will do. Thx for the recommendation
The fact Chad barely knows what Europe is, is hilarious
amazing stuff boyz i watched the last one from 2 months ago and rewatch this one again , loved it
I love how when max knew the answer he'd start writing before he heard all the options and Chad didn't use it to cheat because he didn't notice.
Chad was absolutely right when he said Norway, Sweden, Finland, that's where alcohol actually comes from. The darkness consumes us and alcohol helps :D
:DDDD
Should have included absolut vodka, de best
@@Quzga vodka aint counted for this memorable moment >:D
@@jumbojumbo6866 hmmm ok they would prob have a blast with brännvin then, disgusting.
Aquavitt, save us from the mørketid
max was surprisingly scholarly
this should be basic knowledge
Relatively
lol I guess Australians are just as bad at geography as Americans
Max was actually impressive with his geo knowledge
As a Swede, I can confirm that alcohol was in fact invented by a joint Finnish-Norwegian-Swedish thinktank.
As someone dating a Finn (and living there PERKELE), can confirm. Motherfucker went 11 beers and 7 shots last night and I barely made it to half that.
hihhihhiiiii ruotsalaiset juo pissaaaaa, sori oon kännis
Didnt the Finns convert their vodka factories into Molotov factories during wwII?
@laiskapyykki tää tyyppi juo alkoholia
“How did you know where Chile was?”
“Because it looks like a chili” 😂
I mean fair enough
Rule 1 of Millionaire: always make sure your Phone-A-Friend is on standby
No fucking way
No way!
Always love coming back to this video to watch my favorite content creators, Safari Man 1 and Safari Man 2 ❤
I love that bit
YES FINALLY ANOTHER VIDEO
Its been 8 days bro...
We just got a great podcast come on now
Let's gooooo
Finally
Upload
And its alcohil themed, I gonna nut
20:58 the aggression out of nowhere from Max had me dying of laughter
Norway Sweden Finland, "i think thats where alcohol comes from" absolute and utter yes to this :D
12:05 I appreciate the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quiz music.
Loving the consistent uploads boys
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
For those wondering who the hell the Latvian was who invented blue jeans: Jacob W. Davis, a tailor who later partnered with Levi Strauss to be the first blue jeans manufacturers, was born Jakobs Jufess in Riga, Latvia (then part of the Russian Empire).
was trying to figure this out and found like 5 different people lol thanks
Jeans where actually invented in Genoa Italy.
@@marcelm.2848 While "blue jeans" was originally used as a catch-all term for blue denim clothes from Genoa, modern blue jeans as we know them-blue denim trousers with pockets reinforced by coper rivets-were invented by Davis and Strauss.
@@whatzittooya9012 Why Davis isn't mentioned in the brand?,
@@LagrangePoint0 Because Strauss was the one who actually owned the company and the manufactory.
00:10 - "I think this is rigged with explosives" haha Max predicting the Russian accident
"I'm getting Mongolia and Hungary confused" he's closer than he thinks he is.
Wrong
@@fungalukaapacuka10 fogbe
As a German, I never heard of Butterscotch Schnaps neither of the brand at all 😄 if you want to try a classic German Schnaps, try Wilthener, Helbings Kümmel or Blutwurz
De kuyper sounds way more dutch than german to be honest
@@yoshuaboa4890 its dutch.
Ja het is nederlands
Because it's not german, it's dutch. I hate this "research"... could've picked Jägermeister at least
@@benc589 you should get back on your antipsychotics
Fun fact: The name of "Chile" has nothing to do with the shape of the country, it's just a happy coincidence. Nobody fucking knows why Chile is called Chile
i think its because the natives called it tchili wich means snow or cold
@@Inky_wt that's one of the hypothesis, yes, but nobody knows for sure
Fun fact: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is actually Chilean.
@@nlRov I thought he was from Samoa?
@@nlRov He's from Samoa.
18:05 Steven He (born 31 December 1996) is a Chinese-born Irish social media personality, actor, comedian, and pianist currently based in the United States. Primarily known for his satirical comedy sketches on RUclips and TikTok, he rose to prominence in the 2020s through his portrayal of a fictionalised version of his father, whose personality parodies East Asian parenting stereotypes. He also popularised the phrase "emotional damage".
25:43
everybody gangsta till the boys force you to drink the c u m l i q u e u r
"I'm getting Hungary and Mongolia confused"....not that much. The irony that a drunk man somehow managed to unintentionally point out where the Hungarians' ancestors came from is astonishing hahaha.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
Well, one of their ancestral lines, at least.
Hungarian ancestors are finno uralic and raided europe 2 centuries before mongolians did. The uralic hungarians who stayed got assimilated by the upcoming mongols and other finno ugric tribes. Its a common misconseption that i keep seeing on the internet, probably because of the altaic family myth, or the outdated "mongoloid" race description, putting p much veeryone who's eurasian, with white skin but not white under that category. Nontheless, modern hungarians have almost none Finno ugric genetics left, being assimilated by surrounding slavs and germans, though parts of the culture and the language itself is still strong.
Facts. This guy is spittin'
@@nesbistrampol it's just the language that has finn routes
I’m from New York and at the pizza place I worked at, there was an old pizzaiolo from Naples that would drink legit like 1/3 of a bottle of grappa a day bro. Also smoked a pack a cigs a day. Dude was a legend, made some of the best pizza I’ve ever had.
grappa comes in different fruits
Bro were you trying to write "pizzaiolo" lol
Isn't a pack of cigs like absolutely normal? I think that's how much most smokers smoke anyway
@@fyammah lol good looks bro
@@kirihara147 yeah not too crazy if you’ve been doing smoking for a long time. First time I ever saw someone do that completely while working tho lol. Just always had one hanging out his mouth.
I like this channel cause I always drink alone and watching them makes me feel happy. thank you guys!
24:23 by the time Max chose Bulgaria, thinking it's Latvia, I was hoping you actually had Bulagrian rakia in store for them, Scott. Make sure to get some for the next vid, ooooh they'll love it.
As a latvian, i was hoping that you would choose our black balsam, as soon as i saw the bottle - smile on my face! 🇱🇻😆
Vaine :D
Jaaa 🥰🇱🇻
👀🤌
same beidzot kaut kas no LV
One of the best liquors
They totally need to do a Part 2, there's so much weird liquor across the universe
Across the universe? Where can we get alien liquor
Weeb fact: the Japanese say "kanpai!" when they drink. It's like saying "cheers!". Not, uh, whateverthefuck Max said.
Max- "How did you know that Chad?"
Chad- "I'm a bit of a scientist myself"
Question- Geography
Wait isn't it geography not geology?
@@generic7916 holy shit it is too 😂 how did I mess it up that bad
@@callanwalker9909 nah it's alright dude, geology fits since you rock 😎
@@generic7916 Ayo he smooth with it 👀👀
@@callanwalker9909 I have had that stored away for 3 fuckin years and it felt so good finally being able to use it
“So why does my indian neighbour always ask for whiskey?”
“Because he’s a legend”
🤣🤣🤣
As a Chilean I screamed when pisco appeared. I love how everyone in the world relate our country with the shape of a chilli.
Pisco with no coke
HERMANO SALIMOS EN EL COL WANS WEA BACAN
Pisco is from Peru not chile
@@alovemarvel callao peruano
La wea wena
Max: have I picked one wrong or am I just drunk from trivia?
Scott: you're crushing it bro, yer sexy
Lmao.
I used to think I hated Guinness, but I had only tried the can and bottle. Having it the proper way on tap is a whole different thing. It tastes so much better.
I like the non alcoholic one. It tasted like cola and coffee
It sounds cliche, but it's also a lot better on tap in Ireland. Never cared for it out of the cans made in Canada. It's not one of my favorites, but having it from the storehouse in Dublin is very different. Much better than anything you'll buy in a store oversees.
Guinness is amazing honestly
I don't like it from the tap either which is weird since I love most dark beers
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 nah you just got tourist brain or have no point of reference. It's a shitty beer, there are so many better porters/stouts out there.
At first time i think that you would not drink something from Chile, but i was wrong, so happy to see Chilito in this channel
Greetings from Chile from a loooong-time fan .
Oficialmente el pisco es chileno, somos el mejor pais e chile
@@Cacasecaish Oficialmente segun... Chile?
@@pabloalvarado9298 segun los wns de colds ones
I'm worried that Chad thought Spain was in central America
And that Mexico was in the EU😂
his geography knowledge might be worse than an american’s
@@perstimppa When he was looking for Portugal? Because he actually pointed at Mexico and said no thats Mexico
Im currently re-watching this drunk and the whole experience 1000x better my guysss
Every time I get depressed or anxious I see these two legends and I feel so happy and joyful, there are some goods parts of RUclips
Fun fact the “German” drink isn’t even German. It’s made by a company in the Netherlands.
Jägermeister would've been more fitting imo
@@areallybigman8687 Korn my man, basically vodka made from pure as fucking wheat, the cheap ones taste like fucking paintstripper too!
@@Sekei.. Korn with Fanta, a classic. Or pure with glas of draft beer. Schön einen reinorgeln
@@ulfpoppenhofel5010 achtarmig
@@ulfpoppenhofel5010 classic Herrengedeck, can't go wrong with that
10:03 whoever behind the camera said “that’s the point of it” is actually so fuckng funny what a hard line to just throw out 😂😂😂😂
What is "hard" about saying the whole point of a religion is that its prophesied?
If you want to see just your country:
1:46 - 🇧🇷 Brazil 🇧🇷
3:13 - 🇨🇳 China 🇨🇳
4:38 - 🇪🇸 Spain 🇪🇸
6:12 - 🇩🇪 Germany 🇩🇪
8:31 - 🇯🇵 Japan 🇯🇵
10:39 - 🇵🇹 Portugal 🇵🇹
12:51 - 🇮🇳 India 🇮🇳
15:36 - 🇮🇹 Italy 🇮🇹
17:10 - 🇮🇪 Ireland 🇮🇪
20:34 - 🇨🇱 Chile 🇨🇱
23:47 - 🇱🇻 Latvia 🇱🇻
25:36 - 🇭🇺 Hungary 🇭🇺
No Poland I'm not happy
Man no Czech beer that sucks
@@hadesior7321 What's Poland national drink though?
20:34 should be Peru lmao. Pisco is the "origin denomination", which is a region in Ica - Perú. So yeah, Pisco is peruvian, but I understand some north chileans produced it aswell since they are next to each other (Pisco is in Ica, which is almost in the southern border with Chile).
@@pokec. exactly
18:03 Max for the second time: "I'll give you a clue: I am Chinese." xD
There's nothing more German than good old Butterscotch from the Netherlands
xDD
The fact that Chad confused Hungaria with Mongolia is kind of historically funny.
Me thinking "hey maybe after all these years of the dumbest shit, these guys might actually be smart after all" up until Chad was told to point to Spain on a map