in this hand I have the red pill 🔴 with this you'll use code "coldones" for 10% off @ bit.ly/codecoldones and your life will get a lot cooler. in this hand I have the blue pill 🔵 take this and you'll never be cool and you'll keep living a lie wearing your ugly clothing. idk where I am going with this, just buy the drip.
the funniest thing about the chat with megan is that they can see chad typing before he even sends the message, companies do that so they can respond faster, so she (or he) saw all of the shit they wrote then deleted
29:03 with Chad having the iron neck pulling him backwards towards the door and Max’s chain rings getting caught on the light fixture, the entire scene looks like an at-home Saw trap they both managed to get themselves stuck in
When he pulled out the colored lights it looked like if you were to grab it in a game and the sound it made when you grabbed it was just max like “WHAT”
@@xKrypto98x Wouldn't want the cops coming over to the office to beat them with night sticks, shoot some dogs and pepperspray 12 year olds (for their health and safety of course).
They actually were really smart to change it up with covid restrictions being so crazy, not being able to have guests on, their content is getting great views
I agree that the editing is good but this is relatively easy to do with after effects. You roto the box thing and put it in a new layer. Then animate it falling.
What I love about this is that normally, people would be mad about someone buying an apple watch on their dime, but max is just over here like "Lmao I got got, good on ya."
They should do this same idea again but go on different liquor websites, roll a 6 sided dice, and then taste test them all when they arrive. Like go on Jagermeisters site, captain morgans, patron etc
7:53 Lmao, "do people still play Runescape?" Part got me laughing. People never stop playing runescape they just take a very long break. Megan is definitely the best customer support chat person I've ever seen.
I hope no idiot supervisor of hers decided to use that chat transcript as something to scold her for, given it wasn't extremely robotic like the standard M.O. Good on you, Meg; always act like a real human and don't let a corpo tell you otherwise.
@@Skeletonizer1200 It’s so much more engaging when the customer support can just be free to act like an actual person, if I was the boss I’d have encouraged my other workers to feel free to engage more with the customers
I’ve been playing RuneScape since 2004 and having these dudes consistently making RS jokes makes my heart happy. I have a RS tattoo on my arm, that’s how dedicated I am 😂
to this day they still put out content this good. Max and chad are an inspiration to aussie kids everywhere and still going strong into their middle age
Shit, I used to watch them too during rehab.. Have been dealing with opioid addiction for 16 years, tho I have stopped using couple of times, longest break before atm was 8 months, but then I started it all over again when shit has hit the fan and I got too depressed and didn't really know how to handle it, just wanted the "easy way" out of it.. which actually is just harder in the long run... I hope you stay clean, I have been clean for almost one and a half years now! 👊
Jesus Christ this is like my 4th time watching this and every fucking time they open the head thing at the end I cry laughing. Thank you Max and Chad for this timeless content, fucking love you guys.
Chad in a continuous cycle of pain is oddly amusing, and I vote he trains for the pain olympics or to be a stuntman. We just need Max to break a chair over Chads back. Chad Sampson
@YourLocalCommunist easy, every communist country considers owning land to be unfair and that classifies land owners as oppressor who must die or be thrown in prison. Naturally that means every farmer who owns land must be a oppressor using that logic, so they all must be killed or imprisoned, meaning all the people who produce all the food for a nation efficiency due to having skill doing it for a extended period of time are gone. The end result is that people who the government tell to farm can't farm because its not as easy as fools believe, causing mass food shortages. There, that answer your foolish question?
in this hand I have the red pill 🔴 with this you'll use code "coldones" for 10% off @ bit.ly/codecoldones and your life will get a lot cooler.
in this hand I have the blue pill 🔵 take this and you'll never be cool and you'll keep living a lie wearing your ugly clothing.
idk where I am going with this, just buy the drip.
Give me the pill.
🔵 pill please
I will be on your show someday
I’ll take the red pill it’ll make my birthday more fun
Morpheus Is that you?!
I hope the Megan ark goes full circle, and she appears on the show as a guest appearance.
@@yannic7399 yes
To fully complete the ark, Chad has to marry her
Now THAT would be epic!
Arc
@@julianzamudio4432 nah we all about them big boats bro
the funniest thing about the chat with megan is that they can see chad typing before he even sends the message, companies do that so they can respond faster, so she (or he) saw all of the shit they wrote then deleted
Im crying at this fact omg
I wonder if Megan seen this video
@@ChicoReallyChilly i sincerely fucking hope so and am combing the comments.
This is hilarious if true
I feel like that kind of shit should be made known to people, feels kinda wrong.
Finally, $250 piece of wood
already bought 5 of em
not funny
high
@@capekraken2672 didn't laugh
Ill have 4 please
the whole megan and chad conversation physically hurt my soul but was heartwarming at the same time
Also, it was fuckin hilarious
I already know Megan is a baddie irl
@@imapimp212 fr bro i need her insta rn
@@calbix9238even better
I feel like my very soul was cringing.
29:03 with Chad having the iron neck pulling him backwards towards the door and Max’s chain rings getting caught on the light fixture, the entire scene looks like an at-home Saw trap they both managed to get themselves stuck in
😂 bruh I got the same chaotic vibe
“That was the last package btw” “nah let’s keep going”
ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵈ
Let be honest... they would 100% be the ones to just stumble into a Saw trap
Someone needs to add saw music and a timer and it be perfect
best episode of the teletubbies yet thank you to the joji team for putting this one together
get cold ones on astari !
didnt expect u here
astarii
Woah, I listen to music on your channel
Yo
The end of this video was Chad becoming a secret dark souls boss and max is the hunter with all that shit equipped he found from the goblin caves
When he pulled out the colored lights it looked like if you were to grab it in a game and the sound it made when you grabbed it was just max like “WHAT”
Chad was clearly a Zelda Ocarina of Time boss.
I love how max went from putting his hands in rat traps and lit candles (the deadly twister vids) to being afraid of balloons popping
PTSD lmao
Don’t forget his foot.
Surprised that it healed.
@@SlyHikari03 what happened to his foot? im not very informed on all of his older stuff
@@redmonkey477 Well, there was this rat trap... deadly twister 2 was a great video
Haa yaa XD now that u point out!
I unironically like Max with the matrix glasses lol actually a fire fit
The only good item
You mean this fit? 26:50
@@pheethee3018 EEEYHEEEE
Remember when this used to be a podcast?
Now it's the inside of an insane asylum.
So the show hasn't changed much keep up the good work!
I reckon with how strict the Covid restrictions are in Australia, they had to switch it up since it would be almost impossible to get guests.
@@xKrypto98x Wouldn't want the cops coming over to the office to beat them with night sticks, shoot some dogs and pepperspray 12 year olds (for their health and safety of course).
@poisoned_mercury Sleepycabin was kinda obvious because of your Roachdogg jr. pfp.
@@G-Mastah-Fash i'm pretty sure Aussie's cops ain't that brutal . . . . . . .
. . . . . . hopefully
They actually were really smart to change it up with covid restrictions being so crazy, not being able to have guests on, their content is getting great views
Only Chad and Max would buy a $250 slab of wood 😭
It'll come in handy when one of the table legs becomes uneven
@@mediocreandworse59 HAHA HOW IS THAT TABLE STILL IN ONE PIECE
To be fair, with the ads they get it’s pretty much an investment 😭
@@mediocreandworse59 Table Eggs.
Have you seen this little guy?
@@MrSteMitchell Have you seen this lil egg character
15:25
Max somehow threw that into the foreground. the editing is fucking nuts
I agree that the editing is good but this is relatively easy to do with after effects. You roto the box thing and put it in a new layer. Then animate it falling.
Oh my god. Chad becoming a Zelda boss at the end was hysterical.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while thanks boys!
Did you piss your pants? If so, can I buy them? Thanks - Alec
@@Alec_Reaper Alec?
@@maverickmills1856 yes, clearly: alec
@@Alec_Reaper a lil. you want em? jkjk ... unless
@@jasliketheflower even after all these years the boys still got it lmao, now imagine with Ian and George
"I actually like this vegetarians ones... no homo" got me laughing so bad
Dude same!! xD my fucking face started hurting from laughing so hard
Same bro, I’m so using that
i was looking for this comment 🤣🤣
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE SOMEONE HELP
@@ac.runnnn its joking that being vegetarian makes you gay
Seeing max hold back laughing at Chad mispronounced "incense" was great lmao
28:53 im literally crying i paused it and chads face has me in actual tears
Chad: "I actually like these vegetarian ones.... no homo"
Max: "chad.." LMFAO
@koiun dwrru they've been famous since early youtube day bro!
The fact that max is vegan but will literally put almost anything in his mouth is hilarious
He knows that almost anything is better than being vegan lmao
i think it's literally anything, not almost. back in the edgy content era of youtube anyway
@@vaelxn Yep, along with the "cakes" I saw a clip from a livestream where he literally drank alcohol from a bottle he found on the street.
Vegetarian not vegan, know the difference
Doesn’t matter if he doesn’t eat it. Vegan, put a whole piece of raw steak in ya mouth then spit it out.
What I love about this is that normally, people would be mad about someone buying an apple watch on their dime, but max is just over here like "Lmao I got got, good on ya."
They should do this same idea again but go on different liquor websites, roll a 6 sided dice, and then taste test them all when they arrive. Like go on Jagermeisters site, captain morgans, patron etc
I would rather they dont pickle their livers
Oh damn they would die :D
@@marcelmartens.design taste testing not finishing bottles lol
@@josiahu right, testing ......riiiiiight
Your kidneys go first, don't worry.
The conversation with Megan was the most entertaining thing you guys have ever uploaded, plz bring her back
Reminds me when they got their Uber Eats driver to do a challenge with them
@@dylnm that was great also, but i do miss there drunk podcast they used to do with guests....
@@reggiexp69 me too, I miss the podcast so fucking bad man :,(
it was funny, but it definitely wasn't the funniest thing they've done
Some idiot savant shit making friends w companies like this by accident
Watch them sponsor
*"i forgot you don't like electricity"* chad says this because max is still traumatized from the shock dog collar video they did with frank
Gentleman's Guide is the only guide
Ah yes, when the boys were at their best
That was idubbbz
What did chuck mean by this?
this is because he is not crazy
29:18 “Only a spoon” don’t know why but this shit had me laughing for an hour straight
Holy shit. Chad's face when he was pulling away from Max with the Iron Neck on was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Incredible.
Timestap
@@chatman4998 28:50
It's funny how obsessed they are with the "finally" meme
I was in my chemistry lab and I held up my sidearm flask and said "Finally... Chug Jug" before I realized nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about
@@theunscgrunt4839 you makin meth in there?
@@Twixmix16 They don't let us make meth in college
Sadge
@@theunscgrunt4839 college is full of losers then, thank God I never went, gotta get back to making meth.
7:53
Lmao, "do people still play Runescape?" Part got me laughing. People never stop playing runescape they just take a very long break.
Megan is definitely the best customer support chat person I've ever seen.
I hope no idiot supervisor of hers decided to use that chat transcript as something to scold her for, given it wasn't extremely robotic like the standard M.O. Good on you, Meg; always act like a real human and don't let a corpo tell you otherwise.
@@Skeletonizer1200 It’s so much more engaging when the customer support can just be free to act like an actual person, if I was the boss I’d have encouraged my other workers to feel free to engage more with the customers
It's not even a game anymore, it's a torture device. Jagex destroyed the game completely
Nah I can confirm I’m never playing that dog shit again
@@Skeletonizer1200 Not the case, all our customer support is like this, we don't have a script. But thanks!
20:40 When grandma say some racist shit at dinner, and you are the only one who heard it.
Chad swinging the Iron Neck around himself is the final boss of the Cold Ones office
When you trigger his second phase he's on fire and more belligerent.
Max: gets terrified and runs away from Chad putting anything near him
Also Max: laughs hysterically when Chad gets actually horribly hurt
@bocoy noiu To be free of any concern of financial strife? Just doing fun stuff and people pay you for it? No, thats sound hoooooooorible
@@3starperfectdeer233 no dude, its EMPOWERING
no fun allowed here, gotta empower the masses by allowing them to get hammered
i havent seen max throw up in years its so nostalgic
i was waiting for some blue or pink milk coming out his mouth at any second
What the fuck are you talking about he does t throw up this vid
@@Fentnihilator it's the gagging, if you would watch the filthy frank "cake trilogy" you would understand.
What? They literally had a video where they drank a shit ton of milk like in the old times and threw up. Man, you fell off.
@@timothyohara7659 that is the most cringe shit i have ever heard lol
I’ve been playing RuneScape since 2004 and having these dudes consistently making RS jokes makes my heart happy. I have a RS tattoo on my arm, that’s how dedicated I am 😂
Chad swinging the iron neck around his head is a fucking dark souls boss
I fucking lost it in that part
@@Bariudol yeah me too that shit was hilarious
HAHAHAHAH SOMEONE NEEDS TO EDIT THAT IN
to this day they still put out content this good. Max and chad are an inspiration to aussie kids everywhere and still going strong into their middle age
They're in their 20s, dude. lmao
@@MariusiDZ honestly the way these two live their lives, they might as well be classified as middle age lol
@@MariusiDZ no max is 45 years old and chad is 42
ayo is that chad from joji
It's like Good Mythical Morning but scuffed
And instead of daily uploads, it’s whenever.
But funny*
Yup
Fax
no it much better because gmm just shoving food now lol 🤣
I hope megan has a great life that was funny af
I love how chad is just wearing the watch after the transition and it’s not brought up lmao
I also love how he has a Pixel not even an iPhone I think?
Ez tax deduction
Everytime Max starts looking like hes gonna vomit I'm violently thrown into hair cake flashbacks.
Really? Vomit cake got me harder
@@ShakSaintTiger if we're being honest they all run into one another for me. Can't tell the difference at this point of time
@@calicocow1126 I think of his old milk challenge videos
Instantly
Hair cake and vomit cake 😋😋🤢🤮
Working at a nuclear power plant is less hazardous than working with Cold Ones
this video makes oil rigs feel like a kids playground
The fact that there's so many safety regulations at a nuclear plant means this could unironically be true
Nuclear power plants are probably one of the safest places you can work
@@KofteG61 Unironically true
@@KofteG61 facts
I like how their keeping the spirit of 2015-2017 yt alive
I love how max put on the head massager and immediately his forehead vein looked ready to just explode
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
Ok... and?
I'm always going back to admire prezos edits for a second time, really creative transitions!
Twomad best editor
Is it just me or the first half of the video was strangely void of the edits? Just a pop up for the prices of things, no edits like the other vids?
the fact that most of these are probably 80% cheaper on aliexpress is hilarious
Yeah because those are dropschipping products
Halo dropship
rings and chargers barely cost 10$ on ali lol. felt terrible watching them spend money
most? you mean *all,* right?
@@1970DAH besides the beef snacks, but even that could probably be made at home for 5x less the price.
I've been in the hospital and rehab and your guy's videos were the best thing to come back to I love you guys❤️
Shit, I used to watch them too during rehab.. Have been dealing with opioid addiction for 16 years, tho I have stopped using couple of times, longest break before atm was 8 months, but then I started it all over again when shit has hit the fan and I got too depressed and didn't really know how to handle it, just wanted the "easy way" out of it.. which actually is just harder in the long run... I hope you stay clean, I have been clean for almost one and a half years now! 👊
Very impressed to see Chad knows "the theory of light".
“i actually like these vegetarian ones…no homo” hilarious chad
"Maxmoefoe from MaxmoefoePokemon and Chad from Joji" - The fat dude from Joji 2021-
Would love to play DnD with Max he seems like the only person true my able to play a true chaotic character 😂
The segment with talking to Megan was hilarious, can we get her on the podcast?
This
si
What podcast
Can we get a podcast?
They were actually just Prezoh
"That was the last package by the way"
Chad: no lets keep going
Lmao chad chatting to MEG was priceless, hes a little too comfortable doing it though it seems he does that way to often 😂
Chad tryna get metood
Jesus Christ this is like my 4th time watching this and every fucking time they open the head thing at the end I cry laughing. Thank you Max and Chad for this timeless content, fucking love you guys.
basically homeless neck day
why are you here, nohat member
Franzj present
Finally
Homeless neck day
29:25
Francisco Jota presenta
that is probably the best and most exciting day megan has had at work in a long time
I've never experienced customer support that impressive
I haven't laughed this hard at Max and Chad, since the glory days of Deadly Twister and Hair Cake.
Good shit boys 👌
Nah you tweaking you gotta watch their other videos they’re the funniest
"It's not new we just wanted to try it" is so fucking honest and makes the video 10 times better to me idk why
"I'M IN LOVE WITH MEGAN!" I'm dying!
I’ve rewatched this videos so many times after the years, i love you guys n am so proud of all of yall involved with coldones
Chad in a continuous cycle of pain is oddly amusing, and I vote he trains for the pain olympics or to be a stuntman. We just need Max to break a chair over Chads back. Chad Sampson
chad making the incense was the most wholesome thing ever :’)
the incest**
"Don't take this from me, I love this hippie shit" haha
Imma need a whole video of that
I tabbed out towards the end, only to come back right as Chad is swinging the Iron neck and almost fucking died laughing.
22:46 oh no! Our table! It’s broken!
Megan C. is my favorite cold ones character so far
What a legend!
But what about that funny little egg character? Come on, it has glasses on
Megan can C deez nuts
Cold ones cinematic universe
These guys deserve all the success. Out here living their best life. Must be an empowering feeling
After brutally torturing each other and eating LITERAL vomit cake, they deserve infinite money.
The editing has no right being this good. So many little things you could miss.
29:28 I lost it at the Zelda boss music
Oh man. It started out kinda painful seeing all those prices but then they just went hog wild. Crazy bastards. This is why I love this channel
Wherever Megan is, she is not getting paid enough. What a queen.
I can see that website getting more traffic just from people trying to contact Megan via help chat lol
Woman
Nice try, Megan’s alt.
What a legend to find out of the blue, just one of those things
@@liamalcantara1485 M*n
Yo the editor deserves more attention and love his edits are purely the best I’ve seen, great video guys
Yea
Prezoh
@@ashphyxiated huh?
@@Wessex85 editor name prezoh big praise for prezoh
Oh okay thanks yeah that man is dope
"It's 2021, women are allowed to say what they want now bro"
-Megan C.
Chad makes everything in his hands a fucking weapon
28:52 Max's pokemon trainer dreams finally come true as he manages to subdue an aggressive Ratata
11:00 Max doesn’t go along with the classic Chef(C) reference? That’s a first.
Meg needs to be a guest on the show
"World Health Organization."
Chad: "Can we buy that?"
Lmfao
the megan chat had me giggling like a moron. it was so good
Jokes and memes aside, Chad lost some pretty good weight. Way to go Chad!!
Cap
Cap
Cap
Baseball cap
no cap im proud of him
8:43 it’s actually nice that Megan gave you a discount code
Chad: I'll send you the linen cloth icon
Max: *dies*
I fucking cracked up when he starts swinging the Iron Neck around and the boss music from Ocarina of Time started. Lmao
These guys edit so perfectly for drunk/stoned viewers and it’s the best thing ever
22:38 i am literally dying over this lmaoo, his scream is to freaking funny
The fact that they didn't put the apple watch charger into the stand makes it 10x funnier
@YourLocalCommunist don't worry, if you live in a communist country you'll be too busy staving to death to worry about smart watches
@YourLocalCommunist easy, every communist country considers owning land to be unfair and that classifies land owners as oppressor who must die or be thrown in prison. Naturally that means every farmer who owns land must be a oppressor using that logic, so they all must be killed or imprisoned, meaning all the people who produce all the food for a nation efficiency due to having skill doing it for a extended period of time are gone. The end result is that people who the government tell to farm can't farm because its not as easy as fools believe, causing mass food shortages. There, that answer your foolish question?
Max always getting scared or anxious over Chad’s antics and Chad will literally do anything- no fear
💀
Max’s 88rising appearance was epic.
That entire customer service chat was lit. GOALZ
Look at that funny little character
lil egg fella
that is a funny little character
What is that lil character right there?
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THAT?! IT WAS ACROSS THE FOOKIN COUNTER!
I legit thought the customer support was a bot, but it's just fantastic. 10/10.
The Zelda boss music when Chad starting whipping the iron neck around had my laughing so hard 🤣
Maxmoefoe used to make me die of laughter. Making Ramen noodles in a washing machine lmao. You're the best max
Is he dead or smthn damn you using past tense bro
Lets go! Drinking cold ones while watching COld ONes
:D hi
Poor choice of capitalization man
Im shitting
Lmao why did you capitalize the first two letters of each word in "Cold Ones"? Are you calling them coons? Sussy racist moment 😳
CO ON ????
“We can project on the white thing we never use”
Max and Chad continue to never use it
Idk why but at 26:49 my brain really decided to produce some dopamine when Max said “eeeyyEEEAAEE 🥴🥴🥴” and did his little dancey dance
Glad we could witness your first moment of happiness in a while Jason :)
Thank
13:58"Supah Gay Look" Activated!
I literally love these vids. So stupidly funny. My belly hurts
16:54 teletubbies was an underrated banger from max
29:25 I died lmfaoooo the music was perfect.
Max pulling Chad with the iron next reminded me off Princess Leia pulling Jabba the hut with chains in Return of the Jedi