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  • @coldones
    @coldones  Месяц назад +1565

    CALIFORNIA 🇺🇸 COME MEET THE COLD ONES CREW AND TRY GROG!!!
    Bevmo Store 123
    3212 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica CA
    September 27th, 1PM - 3:30PM
    Bevmo Store 43
    7100 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood CA
    September 27th, 5PM - 7:30PM

    • @CommissarDoge
      @CommissarDoge Месяц назад +114

      but cali is a cesspool

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Месяц назад +1

      Ay gruh gruh California is a shithole

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Месяц назад +41

      Next video should be top 10 butt chug alcohols

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Месяц назад +16

      Next vid should be top 10 alcohol from every planet

    • @G1NG_54
      @G1NG_54 Месяц назад +2

      WAC

  • @connorknightly
    @connorknightly Месяц назад +4925

    Max and Chad continue to carry the torch of actually being funny

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Месяц назад +109

      The first ad broke me. It’s so absurd and random it circled back to being funny

    • @EvilBrit89
      @EvilBrit89 Месяц назад +14

      The bar be so low, not even Hermes can raise it

    • @volcaniccheese4874
      @volcaniccheese4874 Месяц назад +42

      ​@@EvilBrit89 bar so low barbados slim can't limbo it

    • @LethallyReptarded
      @LethallyReptarded Месяц назад +84

      Somewhere idubbz is crying on the inside but pretending he's happy being a 'mature, empathetic' person 😂

    • @DustD.Reaper
      @DustD.Reaper Месяц назад

      @@LethallyReptarded theres a good and classy way to exit being an edgy and inmature youtuber (George/Joji laying FilthyFrank to rest to focus on his music)...and then theres being religated to the cuck chair XD

  • @jimjam1766
    @jimjam1766 Месяц назад +6931

    "Breaking news, Im Chinese. More at 6" had me dying

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 Месяц назад +83

      i NEED the raw video of that 😭

    • @HiHungryIamDad
      @HiHungryIamDad Месяц назад

      37:26 timestamp for me to laugh when I'm sad

    • @noahvasquez8777
      @noahvasquez8777 Месяц назад +28

      was very Nick Mullen "Im Chinese" of them

    • @calciumjuice4719
      @calciumjuice4719 Месяц назад +42

      That was some Eric Andre shit 😂😂

    • @Hectik17
      @Hectik17 Месяц назад +6

      some full frontal, fast forward, cnnn shit

  • @HeresJohnnyDee
    @HeresJohnnyDee Месяц назад +6385

    When you said congrats America only to turn around to say that it’s only California, broke my heart

    • @Space_Rye
      @Space_Rye Месяц назад +78

      Same brother
      T_T

    • @brandnewjoeker
      @brandnewjoeker Месяц назад +1

      I would feel better if it was any other state than California.
      Cali is Fent illegal smuggling homeless central.

    • @1Jetsurf
      @1Jetsurf Месяц назад +119

      There will be a way to buy it online, there's always a loop hole.

    • @shatteredakuma
      @shatteredakuma Месяц назад +179

      For real. I think we just need to wait for their operation to reach a large enough scale that they can be sold in liquor retailers, it's a buzzkill for sure tho

    • @cartoonhead9222
      @cartoonhead9222 Месяц назад

      Grog is known to cause cancer in the state of California

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased Месяц назад +177

    That first ad is honestly pretty impressive. Getting so many different people to do that and to do all that visual stuff to make it all look coherent

  • @jreverie7018
    @jreverie7018 Месяц назад +1454

    That Richardson guy is a legend! How in the world did he not misspeak during all of that 😂

    • @mickeytwofingers911
      @mickeytwofingers911 Месяц назад +53

      probably multiple takes lmao he did good

    • @Dujiko
      @Dujiko Месяц назад +9

      wait until bro finds out what editing is

    • @WaloWaloson
      @WaloWaloson Месяц назад +43

      He had me fucking rolling he did it so flawlessly so many times it had me laughing so hard

    • @CorporationsBeingCute
      @CorporationsBeingCute Месяц назад +9

      A true professional

    • @TheActionAsk
      @TheActionAsk Месяц назад +27

      I really appreciate how when he thought it was a real ad he sent messages concerned about how parts of it didn't make sense just to confirm it instead of just mindlessly following the script and throwing it at them

  • @xrayfalconx2528
    @xrayfalconx2528 Месяц назад +1029

    the progressively more Indian "what is dog cement?" fucking killed me

    • @okami..
      @okami.. Месяц назад

      same why was it all indian’s that were clueless 💀💀💀

    • @doppelminds1040
      @doppelminds1040 Месяц назад +4

      Same, it was fucking amazing

    • @LaCroix1112
      @LaCroix1112 Месяц назад

      you ded

    • @PANTHERA.
      @PANTHERA. Месяц назад

      my favorite part

  • @professionalbabyholder1551
    @professionalbabyholder1551 Месяц назад +629

    Chad: Sell ham
    Vince: Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat Месяц назад +20

      What could it be tho? Did he start calling the hamwow haram or something

    • @dinobebo
      @dinobebo Месяц назад +48

      @@TheOriginalTuhat It did kinda go in that direction, yeah. It's on Vince's channel.

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat Месяц назад +4

      @@dinobebo thx bb

    • @caprah666
      @caprah666 Месяц назад +22

      @@TheOriginalTuhat basically just super political for no good reason

    • @NinjaFresh
      @NinjaFresh Месяц назад +10

      @@caprah666 it was super funny. Chad and Max are Australian and thus gay adjacent. Australia is pretty much Canada but with more dangerous critters.

  • @Flamgeir
    @Flamgeir Месяц назад +2985

    literally every Australian youtuber is just on standby for them 😭😭😭

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 Месяц назад +124

      Primitive technology cameo when??

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Месяц назад +66

      I want the boy boys on!

    • @Tortoise-protecter
      @Tortoise-protecter Месяц назад +14

      @@QuzgaI think they were on in a oldish video

    • @MrTavrosNitram
      @MrTavrosNitram Месяц назад +22

      @@Quzga they were on the podcast a while back but yes, i too, want more of them together

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 Месяц назад +20

      with HowToBasic as a cameraman who occasionally throws eggs at them

  • @emo_cookies13
    @emo_cookies13 Месяц назад +1234

    "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs" ☠️🤣
    I'm CRYING

    • @astronxmical.
      @astronxmical. Месяц назад +17

      chad’s spit take was awesome lmfao

    • @keesdekarper
      @keesdekarper Месяц назад +9

      The indian accent is what sold it for me.

  • @DJTXD123
    @DJTXD123 Месяц назад +2354

    That "Breaking news, I'm Chinese" was fucking hillarious
    Also i can't believe they didn't notice in the prime ad it said Aids

    • @GodsDrunkestDriver1791
      @GodsDrunkestDriver1791 Месяц назад +98

      And on the fungus one it said Dehydration Drink

    • @Isivjshscjjc274
      @Isivjshscjjc274 Месяц назад

      @@DJTXD123 lol you dirty racist

    • @floorfan1081
      @floorfan1081 Месяц назад +74

      “We are stealing your money” “crypto zoo style” “aids”

    • @MisterDramastic
      @MisterDramastic Месяц назад +1

      wasn’t max both the one to suggest it and then be slightly offended by it? that’s the funniest part lmao

    • @TheData117
      @TheData117 Месяц назад +1

      You made me laugh my ass again just thinking about it, god I love being simple.

  • @mindstealer8685
    @mindstealer8685 Месяц назад +112

    my stomach hurts from laughing at the richardsons commercial, i'm scared to keep watching. i fear my body will implode

  • @ignis6794
    @ignis6794 Месяц назад +759

    "Hes advertising Ominous Fog thats been killing locals in Melbourne" fucking killed me

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Месяц назад +3

      It’s try though, I died.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 Месяц назад +2

      It’s good has a nice aftertaste of impending doom

  • @AdamOoze
    @AdamOoze Месяц назад +4136

    Ah yes, watching one minute unskippable ads in between made up Max and Chad ads. We're truly living in the future.

    • @rave9348
      @rave9348 Месяц назад +89

      premium is worth it

    • @bucketmonkeys
      @bucketmonkeys Месяц назад +144

      mmm adblock

    • @false5835
      @false5835 Месяц назад

      use brave fuck adds

    • @ToastyDoasty
      @ToastyDoasty Месяц назад +112

      mmmm ublock origin

    • @AdamOoze
      @AdamOoze Месяц назад +24

      @@bucketmonkeys My mobile ass can't get no adblock

  • @deadlybaconman4467
    @deadlybaconman4467 Месяц назад +1470

    you guys realize that you HAVE to make the Cold Ones GamerSupps flavor "Dog Cement" now right?

  • @sweou
    @sweou Месяц назад +33

    Amanda won this video hands down, I hope they send her more grog while she's putting on mascara or alphabetically organizing her ham because she deserves it!

  • @domssay
    @domssay Месяц назад +1344

    I MUST see that HamWow ad, I NEED it.

  • @hhhemlock
    @hhhemlock Месяц назад +360

    Because they always forget what they ordered, it feels like that Max and Chad are completely different from the Max and Chad who watch the finished results

    • @abian36
      @abian36 Месяц назад +30

      The Max & Chad of Theseus

    • @melon-qm7ed
      @melon-qm7ed Месяц назад +2

      the real max and Chad vs the trying not to get demonetised max and chad. no hate though

  • @agachateyconocelo2693
    @agachateyconocelo2693 Месяц назад +356

    Max's Dog Cement ad is one of the best things to ever come out of Cold Ones, fucking immaculate.

    • @somerandomdude2085
      @somerandomdude2085 Месяц назад +27

      "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs in the past 4 months",god I couldn't breathe when I heard this.

    • @destinyhntr
      @destinyhntr Месяц назад +1

      I'm surprised they didn't use that as a FB ad. Definitely would have gotten a lot of attention if it was shown to the right audience.

  • @PootComblit
    @PootComblit 14 дней назад +7

    "omg dude you're killing me. Lmao I just realized what you wrote and that this a parody. Omg. Lmao. Ok I'm on it."

  • @MonicaRMartino
    @MonicaRMartino Месяц назад +856

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out
    what an absolute pro

    • @DreamBeamz
      @DreamBeamz Месяц назад +13

      This needs its own RUclips release with no talk over

    • @richardnixon176
      @richardnixon176 Месяц назад

      @@DreamBeamzSwear🤣

    • @GROCKDUBZ
      @GROCKDUBZ Месяц назад

      I died

    • @spa2damax
      @spa2damax Месяц назад +2

      Needs a merch release

    • @daalv8016
      @daalv8016 Месяц назад +1

      I hope adult swim picks it up and puts it as a skit hahaha like back in the day

  • @theshamwowguy
    @theshamwowguy Месяц назад +2212

    “I was canceled before cancel culture existed. Why would I stop now? Full version available on my channel!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 Месяц назад +108

      Saw it on your channel recently. Thanks for the help, Vince!

    • @ianray1744
      @ianray1744 Месяц назад +162

      unbelievably based

    • @cohandora
      @cohandora Месяц назад +36

      WHOA WHOA WHOA

    • @TheBBMLover
      @TheBBMLover Месяц назад +111

      It was just as controversial as I hoped.

    • @theshamwowguy
      @theshamwowguy Месяц назад +140

      @@TheBBMLover thanks I really appreciate that!

  • @tlanand21
    @tlanand21 Месяц назад +810

    Just wanted to let y’all know my little brother was a huge fan of you guys and watched every video. He just passed away last night after being in a coma for 2 weeks. Just wanted y’all to know you had a big impact on his life. Thank you guys ❤

    • @chatman4998
      @chatman4998 Месяц назад +45

      Sorry for your lost ❤

    • @OvenHut
      @OvenHut Месяц назад +134

      your little brother fell off

    • @MediocreJoker69
      @MediocreJoker69 Месяц назад +22

      Sending good vibes to you and your fam🙏🏻🩷 shoutout to your bro

    • @eloso4309
      @eloso4309 Месяц назад +24

      May he rest in peace, God bless you ❤

    • @genericidiot2500
      @genericidiot2500 Месяц назад +9

      Yo sorry about the 2 dickheads above- may he rest in peace 🙏❤️

  • @Ludvix
    @Ludvix Месяц назад +21

    The equals three transition killed me was so unexpected lol

  • @dingusB
    @dingusB Месяц назад +206

    2 VIDS IN ONE MONTH??!!?? You guys are blessing us.

  • @MrRicearonie
    @MrRicearonie Месяц назад +709

    Knowing that the Shamwow guy made the abomination of a movie called InAPPropriate Comedy, it does not surprise me that they couldn’t show what he came up with for HamWow

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne Месяц назад +78

      He posted it on his channel. It's not really... That awful? Everything is so over the top, it feels more like a parody of a parody, like it was being extreme to top itself.
      It honestly made me think of 90s shockjocks if they didn't have FCC restrictions.

    • @eduardovaldivia1492
      @eduardovaldivia1492 Месяц назад

      @@RoseLexThornewhat’s his channel called? 😂

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Месяц назад

      ​@@RoseLexThorneit's like madtv but unfunny

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 Месяц назад +23

      @@RoseLexThorne It's not shocking and traumatizing. But, it definitely balances the line of what could get a video demonetized, if not someone's whole channel getting a strike or something like that.

    • @Uncle_dizzle
      @Uncle_dizzle Месяц назад

      @@zanpakutoman4225 the one on his yt is the supposed to be the CLEAN version the extended is on his patreon

  • @720MotorWorks
    @720MotorWorks Месяц назад +216

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out🤣🤣
    what an absolute pro

    • @captaink3944
      @captaink3944 Месяц назад +10

      Actually I'm so glad he took it so seriously 😂

    • @Velocikektor
      @Velocikektor Месяц назад +1

      Currently trying to find that exact video so I can send it to my friend to confuse/make him laugh.

  • @TheChocolatBlanc
    @TheChocolatBlanc 27 дней назад +3

    37:03 That's actually wholesome af.

  • @russ_dylan
    @russ_dylan Месяц назад +219

    I feel like it’s now a viable career option to just make a fiver account and have these idiots buy something from you

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper Месяц назад +71

    Somehow I am not surprised how each of the ads they made alone perfectly fits whoever made them
    Darcy having his own bit of fun in the chaos Max and Chad generate
    Scott just keeping it simple and effective
    Max spending a fortune for one of his favourite memes (surprised it wasnt a Little Fella ad)
    And Chad doing something that could only be shown on the Patreon

  • @noobiusmaximus6314
    @noobiusmaximus6314 Месяц назад +130

    The woman who did the "i'm a doctor at hospital" has me absolutely howling. God damn, my ribs genuine cane right now.

  • @decimeter13
    @decimeter13 Месяц назад +11

    Having Scott AND Darcy was a hoot!
    Can't beat the Scott laugh track

  • @jamiebrown1732
    @jamiebrown1732 Месяц назад +191

    “What they call it when you bring someone back? Necromancy?” So underrated 🤣🤣

  • @Faithpop98
    @Faithpop98 Месяц назад +104

    These guys are so refreshing to watch. There's not a lot of quality "weird" content on RUclips. A lot of popular content seems really censored and mass produced to appease The Algorithm
    Im glad they get plenty of funding from Patreon. These guys just seem more authentic, the whole crew is genuinely funny and charasmatic and genius in their own ways

  • @mrKozmoz
    @mrKozmoz Месяц назад +5

    The Cold Ones boys keeping long format comedy alive, bless you all

  • @artiumromanov9798
    @artiumromanov9798 Месяц назад +63

    Ominous fog is CRAZY i love it. This whole vid radiates creativity, from the idea to the individual ad requirements. Sooo funny, love the content

  • @Joe-ut3sz
    @Joe-ut3sz Месяц назад +83

    "That'd literally be promoting alcohol to miners" scott that's genius

  • @incription
    @incription Месяц назад +106

    Cold ones vids are genuinely the best edited of any regularly uploading channel

  • @LetsTalkGames101
    @LetsTalkGames101 Месяц назад +12

    The =3 reference is crazy

  • @TheKingPotatoo
    @TheKingPotatoo Месяц назад +81

    the ominous fog should be a limited time flavour for halloween

  • @DankasaurusReks
    @DankasaurusReks Месяц назад +145

    Listen, boys. You get me a van with Grog plastered all over it, and I'll drive that thing all across America promoting Grog.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 Месяц назад +39

      Vann Grogh

    • @MrBopet
      @MrBopet Месяц назад +8

      The groggsmobile

    • @yoda5167
      @yoda5167 Месяц назад +2

      @ivkipivki1948 I sure hope it does

    • @DankasaurusReks
      @DankasaurusReks 10 дней назад +1

      This comment hits different now that the boys actually made a grog van.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 9 дней назад

      @@DankasaurusReks yeah dude! wheres your credit

  • @Fredsterface
    @Fredsterface Месяц назад +90

    WE NEED GROG IN THE UK. GIVE ME GROG

  • @Gekkomain_Gin
    @Gekkomain_Gin Месяц назад +5

    probably the best and most funny video max and chad have ever blessed us

  • @MeMeMcsplosion
    @MeMeMcsplosion Месяц назад +50

    The money shot of the pickles and coins falling onto the pizza is probably in the 10 funniest things of all time for me

  • @RedPN
    @RedPN Месяц назад +30

    Some of these people really went above and beyond and it's amazing. Props to them

  • @victorjarillo8548
    @victorjarillo8548 Месяц назад +247

    WAKE UP COLD ONES UPLOADED!!!!! THE WORLD IS SAVED!

  • @gibbs1716
    @gibbs1716 Месяц назад +5

    the first news guy for the scene transition was so good

  • @Corndogger61
    @Corndogger61 Месяц назад +119

    Yes a 57 Minute Cold Ones to Enjoy the Day

  • @brockfurd
    @brockfurd Месяц назад +235

    that equals 3 transition brought back so many memories

    • @BoyAzure
      @BoyAzure Месяц назад +4

      bro for real that hit different

    • @charlesbanks8865
      @charlesbanks8865 Месяц назад +5

      It made my comment question of the day tingle

    • @dreamskater333
      @dreamskater333 Месяц назад +2

      was on my way to type exactly this lmao

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd Месяц назад +4

      It gave me some dicklash which is like whiplash but my =3 got ripped off

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream Месяц назад +2

      @@slingshotnerd I know a guy that can help ya

  • @radicallybean
    @radicallybean Месяц назад +372

    wow…you guys have made it lol. wasting $20k like that and still being financially stable is crazy.

    • @firefistportgasdace432
      @firefistportgasdace432 Месяц назад +65

      It's those patron donos.

    • @VS-mt5tz
      @VS-mt5tz Месяц назад +12

      You're very smart and observant

    • @Jell0zz
      @Jell0zz Месяц назад

      Nah bruh, they're both on welfare hiding from Centrelink*. Trust.

    • @laughingduck1000
      @laughingduck1000 Месяц назад +53

      they make ~$80k from their patreon monthly

    • @Faithpop98
      @Faithpop98 Месяц назад +69

      They make 6 figures a month from Patreon alone and you can tell they invest it back into their content. As they spare no expense to entertain their audience, it's a win for both sides

  • @sweou
    @sweou Месяц назад +3

    I cannot get over how good that dog cement ad was, it was pure cinema... *chefs kiss*

  • @godofgods9432
    @godofgods9432 Месяц назад +48

    Ted reading out all those numbers absolutely BROKE me

  • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
    @GhostlyWhiteGuy Месяц назад +289

    What in god’s name did Vince say that made them react THAT BADLY?!

    • @Regis-lx4yo
      @Regis-lx4yo Месяц назад +1

      Fr

    • @Big_Lard
      @Big_Lard Месяц назад +67

      the Patreon cut is insane dude, literally all of the worst things you can think of in one video

    • @whatsupeveryone
      @whatsupeveryone Месяц назад +5

      @@Big_Lard explain pls 😭 tell

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 Месяц назад +1

      Pls we broke ​@@Big_Lard

    • @joecarone7405
      @joecarone7405 Месяц назад

      @@Big_Lard on the cold ones patreon or vinces

  • @zipit1999
    @zipit1999 Месяц назад +45

    sham-wow guy was WAITING for an excuse to become unglued 💀

  • @Mau5fan2196
    @Mau5fan2196 Месяц назад +3

    We fokin did it bois. I had the distinguished honor of meeting the boys, plus Darcy and Scogg at the West Hollywood location yesterday . It’s before noon and I’m already 2 Grogs in! Cheers!

  • @Deja117
    @Deja117 Месяц назад +38

    Not going to lie, the Grog ads are actually a genius idea. I feel like it will help your editors a lot coming up with adverts since they're so random.

  • @muchochucho9778
    @muchochucho9778 Месяц назад +29

    “Hey my names Ted my Richard and Richard offer lawferm” feels like some shit Charlie would write in its always sunny

  • @joneasterling7146
    @joneasterling7146 Месяц назад +4

    I saw the ham-wow video before i saw this, this video cleared a lot of questions i had

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 Месяц назад +24

    'Dog cement is recommended by 1 in every 2 paid veterinarians' killed me

  • @Gabzilla19
    @Gabzilla19 Месяц назад +27

    I wrote to Luis the Fiver guy(the Lawyer guy who said all the numbers)
    He said that he loved doing the video. I sent him the link too

  • @luckydueces5873
    @luckydueces5873 Месяц назад +54

    I can’t believe “Ted” didn’t know it was a parody from the first line haha

    • @puppycatsupremacy
      @puppycatsupremacy Месяц назад

      he did know it was a parody since they included "this is for a parody" in their order desc.
      learn to read.

    • @luckydueces5873
      @luckydueces5873 Месяц назад +15

      It was revealed he didn’t see it. You silly goose. He messaged them multiple times about the script before finally realizing

    • @fwble_3888
      @fwble_3888 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@puppycatsupremacyyou silly no reading comprehension goose

  • @3dfx511
    @3dfx511 Месяц назад +22

    thanks for posting this i needed a laugh as my moms in the ER. : C

    • @BIGMAN45.
      @BIGMAN45. Месяц назад +3

      Hope she’s doing well dude

  • @laurensather8932
    @laurensather8932 Месяц назад +34

    Griffin’s editing is actually insane

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions Месяц назад +39

    “The Markiplier combo” fucking took my out how did nobody else laugh at that

  • @gaveup
    @gaveup Месяц назад +25

    Ted made my face hurt from laughing, so I'm calling Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard and Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson and Sons

  • @solboofguy420
    @solboofguy420 Месяц назад +5

    Like everyone has said before. Crazy how i started watching them in 5th grade and im now married divorced and 52

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw Месяц назад +48

    Dog cement was actually funny lmao. Where can i order some? I need a few bags for my annoying ass puppy that keeps chewing on me 😂

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes Месяц назад +6

    The Grog theme being a parody of the ren and stimpy Log is next level

  • @dinosaurcursive
    @dinosaurcursive Месяц назад +31

    a new cold ones video, only a week after the last? splendid

  • @nosyttt
    @nosyttt Месяц назад +4

    46:26 “i can’t stop eating cement” 😭

  • @Keatwonobe
    @Keatwonobe Месяц назад +21

    Reading that entire number in an announcer voice and cadence is just such a flex goddamn!~

  • @sarcoboi12v3
    @sarcoboi12v3 Месяц назад +40

    I’m not even Californian, but as a fellow American who doesn’t drink…. drink Grog 🇺🇸

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Месяц назад +34

    "Bald and/or balding?" - Yes, I'm bald AND still balding

  • @CavityNo1
    @CavityNo1 Месяц назад +29

    The Ray William Johnson bit was LEGENDARY

  • @EthelJung-j5w
    @EthelJung-j5w Месяц назад +134

    I had to stop for a moment when I heard that grog was coming to California, for I thought it may be a dream. Finally, after all this time I will be able to try a nice cold grog

    • @Bourbon-i5o
      @Bourbon-i5o Месяц назад +13

      Unfortunately you will still live in california

    • @ulisesmonroy7167
      @ulisesmonroy7167 Месяц назад

      @@Bourbon-i5oehh but with grog you forget everything 🦦

    • @moidaboi9591
      @moidaboi9591 Месяц назад +1

      @@Bourbon-i5o cope

  • @Aced.369
    @Aced.369 Месяц назад +2

    been waiting so long for grog in cali cant wait

  • @TakehisaYuji
    @TakehisaYuji Месяц назад +23

    this is probably a cold ones record for the most people confused in the process of making a video

  • @yeet6362
    @yeet6362 Месяц назад +5

    The Ominous Fog ad would be like, perfect to place into a horror game.
    I can't remember the name for this Can Game where to take pics for it, Mat Pat had made a video about it, but like, the Fake Ad would so work in a Game similar to that, that being the start of a game and then you slowly uncover a lot of horrific lore. It would be so friggen dope.

  • @Spaced0ut000
    @Spaced0ut000 Месяц назад +8

    I live in Cali and I’m so excited to buy Grog!! Thank u Grog Gods for blessing us 🙏

  • @idriveimliterallyryangosling
    @idriveimliterallyryangosling Месяц назад +3

    whoever did the =3 transition, give them an extra 10,000 AUD.

  • @Xnate13X
    @Xnate13X Месяц назад +50

    I like the 0:58 =3 old school YT switch screen noise & the "what's up forum?" :p

  • @SwaggieSteve
    @SwaggieSteve Месяц назад +9

    PLEASE keep making these videos 1 hour long.. lol these are my top 3 favorite videos

  • @_galacticfates
    @_galacticfates Месяц назад +46

    A new video on my 21st birthday?? Thank you Cold Ones, very cool! I guess I'll have to buy Grog now ‼

    • @RealUsername64
      @RealUsername64 Месяц назад +2

      Happy birthday

    • @Revienity
      @Revienity Месяц назад +1

      Happy christmams

    • @grave_bane
      @grave_bane Месяц назад +3

      GO GET GROGGED ‼️

    • @Xxpavement_angelxX
      @Xxpavement_angelxX Месяц назад

      a one hour long vid on your birthday, youve been blessed, happy bday!!

    • @IVPixel
      @IVPixel Месяц назад +1

      >there are people born in the 2000s
      boggles the mind

  • @nickdaniel7814
    @nickdaniel7814 Месяц назад +12

    VINCE DROPPED THE COMMERCIAL y'all were right that shit is horrendous lmao

  • @JG-hf4fk
    @JG-hf4fk Месяц назад +1

    Spreading grog to more areas in America will def get you more money

  • @HEXORCIZT
    @HEXORCIZT Месяц назад +7

    i literally thought the grey can of Grog was a way to tease a PEAR flavour. the immense disappointment upon realising it was FEAR

  • @OZZY9669
    @OZZY9669 Месяц назад +18

    This amount of constant entertainment is unfathomable!

  • @rodri5044
    @rodri5044 Месяц назад +60

    Ngl, the whole Hamwow commercial feels like a fever dream.

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 Месяц назад +4

      I need to know what happens in it.

    • @Adequate__
      @Adequate__ Месяц назад +37

      @@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 he goes on a tirade about muslims and their culture regarding how ham is haram and for no reason out of left field calls Gaza a "stain" that the HamWow will clean up

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg Месяц назад +5

      @@Adequate__ No cap? That’s actually fucking crazy

    • @fairyfangz
      @fairyfangz Месяц назад

      wtf​@@Adequate__

    • @jannyyy2722
      @jannyyy2722 Месяц назад

      @@kugelblitzkrieg You can watch the commercial on his channel (or at least a version of it), so I really don't know what this dude is talking about.

  • @y-honey
    @y-honey Месяц назад +1

    thank u guys fr i been wanting to quit drinking but i could never forgive myself for stopping when i haven’t even started treating myself to a Cold Grog 🙏

  • @SeanVanas
    @SeanVanas Месяц назад +84

    Fuck yes, new cold ones.

  • @diggitheins8334
    @diggitheins8334 Месяц назад +11

    Vince got commissioned by these guys then claim he's making a skit show when he uploads it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You never fail to entertain me Vince

  • @KeljuKkojootti
    @KeljuKkojootti Месяц назад +7

    The best video in a while. Im interested in seeing the hamwow ad.

  • @ArthurAlias
    @ArthurAlias Месяц назад +1

    As someone who is just entering the marketing industry, that last clip of them going over how the ad performed was actually a nice touch.

  • @Jaysiah360
    @Jaysiah360 Месяц назад +10

    2 vids in a span of a week and a half this must be a blessing.

  • @951meatjr
    @951meatjr Месяц назад +13

    LMAO you can NOT start this video with a Ray William Johnson reference

  • @Captainhogthrob
    @Captainhogthrob Месяц назад +2

    Darcy's laughing was REALLY loud in the mixing. Funny laugh, just really loud

  • @Mousyy
    @Mousyy Месяц назад +11

    MAX BETTER BE OPENING CHILDRENS PLAYING CARDS AGAIN SOON OR IM GOING TO HAVE A GOD DAMN ANEURYSM!

  • @tobiasassmann1256
    @tobiasassmann1256 Месяц назад +12

    Greetings from Thailand, I think your Grog would sell well here, people love alcoholic soda water - in other words seltzer, which we don’t have here yet.

    • @DogeAgainstTheMachine
      @DogeAgainstTheMachine Месяц назад

      @@TM-ft5po🤡🤡🤡

    • @eshanroveran7850
      @eshanroveran7850 Месяц назад +2

      @@TM-ft5po Unless you have thousands and thousands of dollars to buy a license for a still then no you can not just do it yourself. Its water, Vodka, Soju, And specially crafted flavors that nobody can really recreate without an actual laboratory, and THEN all of that is distilled and carbonated.
      At least "westerners" can read.

    • @pepega6438
      @pepega6438 Месяц назад +1

      @@TM-ft5poRight? I like the content, but how many drinks like this exist already? Feels pointless and unnecessary at times, the content it creates is enjoyable tho

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ Месяц назад +8

    These surreal ads remind me of Tim and Eric, I love it

  • @elliottbuxton
    @elliottbuxton Месяц назад

    i mean this with all my heart when I say that nothing makes me laugh harder than these cold ones videos. I am literally in pain. its worth the few months in between videos.