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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  2 месяца назад +1604

    CALIFORNIA 🇺🇸 COME MEET THE COLD ONES CREW AND TRY GROG!!!
    Bevmo Store 123
    3212 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica CA
    September 27th, 1PM - 3:30PM
    Bevmo Store 43
    7100 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood CA
    September 27th, 5PM - 7:30PM

    • @CommissarDoge
      @CommissarDoge 2 месяца назад +114

      but cali is a cesspool

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 2 месяца назад +1

      Ay gruh gruh California is a shithole

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 2 месяца назад +42

      Next video should be top 10 butt chug alcohols

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 2 месяца назад +16

      Next vid should be top 10 alcohol from every planet

    • @G1NG_54
      @G1NG_54 2 месяца назад +3

      WAC

  • @connorknightly
    @connorknightly 2 месяца назад +5100

    Max and Chad continue to carry the torch of actually being funny

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 2 месяца назад +117

      The first ad broke me. It’s so absurd and random it circled back to being funny

    • @EvilBrit89
      @EvilBrit89 2 месяца назад +15

      The bar be so low, not even Hermes can raise it

    • @volcaniccheese4874
      @volcaniccheese4874 2 месяца назад +44

      ​@@EvilBrit89 bar so low barbados slim can't limbo it

    • @LethallyReptarded
      @LethallyReptarded 2 месяца назад +89

      Somewhere idubbz is crying on the inside but pretending he's happy being a 'mature, empathetic' person 😂

    • @DustD.Reaper
      @DustD.Reaper 2 месяца назад

      @@LethallyReptarded theres a good and classy way to exit being an edgy and inmature youtuber (George/Joji laying FilthyFrank to rest to focus on his music)...and then theres being religated to the cuck chair XD

  • @jimjam1766
    @jimjam1766 2 месяца назад +7191

    "Breaking news, Im Chinese. More at 6" had me dying

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 месяца назад +87

      i NEED the raw video of that 😭

    • @HiHungryIamDad
      @HiHungryIamDad 2 месяца назад

      37:26 timestamp for me to laugh when I'm sad

    • @noahvasquez8777
      @noahvasquez8777 2 месяца назад +30

      was very Nick Mullen "Im Chinese" of them

    • @calciumjuice4719
      @calciumjuice4719 2 месяца назад +46

      That was some Eric Andre shit 😂😂

    • @Hectik17
      @Hectik17 2 месяца назад +6

      some full frontal, fast forward, cnnn shit

  • @HeresJohnnyDee
    @HeresJohnnyDee 2 месяца назад +6531

    When you said congrats America only to turn around to say that it’s only California, broke my heart

    • @Space_Rye
      @Space_Rye 2 месяца назад +79

      Same brother
      T_T

    • @brandnewjoeker
      @brandnewjoeker 2 месяца назад +1

      I would feel better if it was any other state than California.
      Cali is Fent illegal smuggling homeless central.

    • @1Jetsurf
      @1Jetsurf 2 месяца назад +123

      There will be a way to buy it online, there's always a loop hole.

    • @shatteredakuma
      @shatteredakuma 2 месяца назад +184

      For real. I think we just need to wait for their operation to reach a large enough scale that they can be sold in liquor retailers, it's a buzzkill for sure tho

    • @cartoonhead9222
      @cartoonhead9222 2 месяца назад

      Grog is known to cause cancer in the state of California

  • @professionalbabyholder1551
    @professionalbabyholder1551 2 месяца назад +770

    Chad: Sell ham
    Vince: Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat 2 месяца назад +23

      What could it be tho? Did he start calling the hamwow haram or something

    • @dinobebo
      @dinobebo 2 месяца назад +57

      @@TheOriginalTuhat It did kinda go in that direction, yeah. It's on Vince's channel.

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat 2 месяца назад +4

      @@dinobebo thx bb

    • @caprah666
      @caprah666 Месяц назад +24

      @@TheOriginalTuhat basically just super political for no good reason

    • @NinjaFresh
      @NinjaFresh Месяц назад +19

      @@caprah666 it was super funny. Chad and Max are Australian and thus gay adjacent. Australia is pretty much Canada but with more dangerous critters.

  • @Flamgeir
    @Flamgeir 2 месяца назад +3098

    literally every Australian youtuber is just on standby for them 😭😭😭

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 месяца назад +127

      Primitive technology cameo when??

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 2 месяца назад +71

      I want the boy boys on!

    • @Tortoise-protecter
      @Tortoise-protecter 2 месяца назад +14

      @@QuzgaI think they were on in a oldish video

    • @MrTavrosNitram
      @MrTavrosNitram 2 месяца назад +24

      @@Quzga they were on the podcast a while back but yes, i too, want more of them together

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 2 месяца назад +22

      with HowToBasic as a cameraman who occasionally throws eggs at them

  • @jreverie7018
    @jreverie7018 2 месяца назад +1554

    That Richardson guy is a legend! How in the world did he not misspeak during all of that 😂

    • @mickeytwofingers911
      @mickeytwofingers911 2 месяца назад +60

      probably multiple takes lmao he did good

    • @Dujiko
      @Dujiko 2 месяца назад +11

      wait until bro finds out what editing is

    • @WaloWaloson
      @WaloWaloson 2 месяца назад +50

      He had me fucking rolling he did it so flawlessly so many times it had me laughing so hard

    • @CorporationsBeingCute
      @CorporationsBeingCute 2 месяца назад +11

      A true professional

    • @TheActionAsk
      @TheActionAsk 2 месяца назад +31

      I really appreciate how when he thought it was a real ad he sent messages concerned about how parts of it didn't make sense just to confirm it instead of just mindlessly following the script and throwing it at them

  • @xrayfalconx2528
    @xrayfalconx2528 2 месяца назад +1188

    the progressively more Indian "what is dog cement?" fucking killed me

    • @okami..
      @okami.. 2 месяца назад

      same why was it all indian’s that were clueless 💀💀💀

    • @doppelminds1040
      @doppelminds1040 Месяц назад +6

      Same, it was fucking amazing

    • @LaCroix1112
      @LaCroix1112 Месяц назад

      you ded

    • @PANTHERA.
      @PANTHERA. Месяц назад

      my favorite part

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 2 месяца назад +243

    That first ad is honestly pretty impressive. Getting so many different people to do that and to do all that visual stuff to make it all look coherent

  • @emo_cookies13
    @emo_cookies13 2 месяца назад +1308

    "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs" ☠️🤣
    I'm CRYING

    • @astronxmical.
      @astronxmical. 2 месяца назад +18

      chad’s spit take was awesome lmfao

    • @keesdekarper
      @keesdekarper 2 месяца назад +9

      The indian accent is what sold it for me.

  • @ignis6794
    @ignis6794 2 месяца назад +797

    "Hes advertising Ominous Fog thats been killing locals in Melbourne" fucking killed me

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 2 месяца назад +3

      It’s try though, I died.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s good has a nice aftertaste of impending doom

  • @mindstealer8685
    @mindstealer8685 2 месяца назад +135

    my stomach hurts from laughing at the richardsons commercial, i'm scared to keep watching. i fear my body will implode

  • @AdamOoze
    @AdamOoze 2 месяца назад +4203

    Ah yes, watching one minute unskippable ads in between made up Max and Chad ads. We're truly living in the future.

    • @rave9348
      @rave9348 2 месяца назад +89

      premium is worth it

    • @bucketmonkeys
      @bucketmonkeys 2 месяца назад +144

      mmm adblock

    • @false5835
      @false5835 2 месяца назад

      use brave fuck adds

    • @ToastyDoasty
      @ToastyDoasty 2 месяца назад +112

      mmmm ublock origin

    • @AdamOoze
      @AdamOoze 2 месяца назад +24

      @@bucketmonkeys My mobile ass can't get no adblock

  • @DJTXD123
    @DJTXD123 2 месяца назад +2398

    That "Breaking news, I'm Chinese" was fucking hillarious
    Also i can't believe they didn't notice in the prime ad it said Aids

    • @GodsDrunkestDriver1791
      @GodsDrunkestDriver1791 2 месяца назад +99

      And on the fungus one it said Dehydration Drink

    • @Isivjshscjjc274
      @Isivjshscjjc274 2 месяца назад

      @@DJTXD123 lol you dirty racist

    • @floorfan1081
      @floorfan1081 2 месяца назад +76

      “We are stealing your money” “crypto zoo style” “aids”

    • @MisterDramastic
      @MisterDramastic 2 месяца назад +1

      wasn’t max both the one to suggest it and then be slightly offended by it? that’s the funniest part lmao

    • @TheData117
      @TheData117 2 месяца назад +1

      You made me laugh my ass again just thinking about it, god I love being simple.

  • @deadlybaconman4467
    @deadlybaconman4467 2 месяца назад +1509

    you guys realize that you HAVE to make the Cold Ones GamerSupps flavor "Dog Cement" now right?

    • @Stolendevice
      @Stolendevice 2 месяца назад +41

      They already have concrete flavored grog.

    • @ilookgxthic
      @ilookgxthic 2 месяца назад +35

      DAS CONCRETE BABY

    • @skillianmtrappe4581
      @skillianmtrappe4581 2 месяца назад +5

      Nah Cog Dement ....

    • @gramblidge
      @gramblidge 2 месяца назад +13

      I have to get the ominous fog grog

    • @puppycatsupremacy
      @puppycatsupremacy 2 месяца назад +13

      we need "ominous fog" flavour more tho

  • @PootComblit
    @PootComblit 27 дней назад +27

    "omg dude you're killing me. Lmao I just realized what you wrote and that this a parody. Omg. Lmao. Ok I'm on it."

  • @hhhemlock
    @hhhemlock 2 месяца назад +385

    Because they always forget what they ordered, it feels like that Max and Chad are completely different from the Max and Chad who watch the finished results

    • @abian36
      @abian36 2 месяца назад +31

      The Max & Chad of Theseus

    • @melon-qm7ed
      @melon-qm7ed Месяц назад +2

      the real max and Chad vs the trying not to get demonetised max and chad. no hate though

  • @domssay
    @domssay 2 месяца назад +1360

    I MUST see that HamWow ad, I NEED it.

  • @tlanand21
    @tlanand21 2 месяца назад +829

    Just wanted to let y’all know my little brother was a huge fan of you guys and watched every video. He just passed away last night after being in a coma for 2 weeks. Just wanted y’all to know you had a big impact on his life. Thank you guys ❤

    • @chatman4998
      @chatman4998 2 месяца назад +45

      Sorry for your lost ❤

    • @OvenHut
      @OvenHut 2 месяца назад +138

      your little brother fell off

    • @MediocreJoker69
      @MediocreJoker69 2 месяца назад +22

      Sending good vibes to you and your fam🙏🏻🩷 shoutout to your bro

    • @eloso4309
      @eloso4309 2 месяца назад +24

      May he rest in peace, God bless you ❤

    • @genericidiot2500
      @genericidiot2500 2 месяца назад +9

      Yo sorry about the 2 dickheads above- may he rest in peace 🙏❤️

  • @sweou
    @sweou 2 месяца назад +51

    Amanda won this video hands down, I hope they send her more grog while she's putting on mascara or alphabetically organizing her ham because she deserves it!

  • @MonicaRMartino
    @MonicaRMartino 2 месяца назад +871

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out
    what an absolute pro

    • @DreamBeamz
      @DreamBeamz 2 месяца назад +13

      This needs its own RUclips release with no talk over

    • @richardnixon176
      @richardnixon176 2 месяца назад

      @@DreamBeamzSwear🤣

    • @GROCKDUBZ
      @GROCKDUBZ 2 месяца назад

      I died

    • @spa2damax
      @spa2damax 2 месяца назад +2

      Needs a merch release

    • @daalv8016
      @daalv8016 Месяц назад +1

      I hope adult swim picks it up and puts it as a skit hahaha like back in the day

  • @agachateyconocelo2693
    @agachateyconocelo2693 2 месяца назад +377

    Max's Dog Cement ad is one of the best things to ever come out of Cold Ones, fucking immaculate.

    • @somerandomdude2085
      @somerandomdude2085 2 месяца назад +27

      "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs in the past 4 months",god I couldn't breathe when I heard this.

    • @destinyhntr
      @destinyhntr 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm surprised they didn't use that as a FB ad. Definitely would have gotten a lot of attention if it was shown to the right audience.

  • @dingusB
    @dingusB 2 месяца назад +209

    2 VIDS IN ONE MONTH??!!?? You guys are blessing us.

  • @TheChocolatBlanc
    @TheChocolatBlanc Месяц назад +5

    37:03 That's actually wholesome af.

  • @theshamwowguy
    @theshamwowguy 2 месяца назад +2288

    “I was canceled before cancel culture existed. Why would I stop now? Full version available on my channel!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 месяца назад +117

      Saw it on your channel recently. Thanks for the help, Vince!

    • @ianray1744
      @ianray1744 2 месяца назад +172

      unbelievably based

    • @cohandora
      @cohandora 2 месяца назад +37

      WHOA WHOA WHOA

    • @TheBBMLover
      @TheBBMLover 2 месяца назад +114

      It was just as controversial as I hoped.

    • @theshamwowguy
      @theshamwowguy 2 месяца назад +144

      @@TheBBMLover thanks I really appreciate that!

  • @artiumromanov9798
    @artiumromanov9798 2 месяца назад +64

    Ominous fog is CRAZY i love it. This whole vid radiates creativity, from the idea to the individual ad requirements. Sooo funny, love the content

  • @720MotorWorks
    @720MotorWorks 2 месяца назад +220

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out🤣🤣
    what an absolute pro

    • @captaink3944
      @captaink3944 2 месяца назад +10

      Actually I'm so glad he took it so seriously 😂

    • @Velocikektor
      @Velocikektor 2 месяца назад +1

      Currently trying to find that exact video so I can send it to my friend to confuse/make him laugh.

  • @decimeter13
    @decimeter13 2 месяца назад +15

    Having Scott AND Darcy was a hoot!
    Can't beat the Scott laugh track

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper 2 месяца назад +73

    Somehow I am not surprised how each of the ads they made alone perfectly fits whoever made them
    Darcy having his own bit of fun in the chaos Max and Chad generate
    Scott just keeping it simple and effective
    Max spending a fortune for one of his favourite memes (surprised it wasnt a Little Fella ad)
    And Chad doing something that could only be shown on the Patreon

  • @jamiebrown1732
    @jamiebrown1732 2 месяца назад +198

    “What they call it when you bring someone back? Necromancy?” So underrated 🤣🤣

  • @Faithpop98
    @Faithpop98 2 месяца назад +106

    These guys are so refreshing to watch. There's not a lot of quality "weird" content on RUclips. A lot of popular content seems really censored and mass produced to appease The Algorithm
    Im glad they get plenty of funding from Patreon. These guys just seem more authentic, the whole crew is genuinely funny and charasmatic and genius in their own ways

  • @fangsbrokenrose
    @fangsbrokenrose Месяц назад +4

    24:32 the fact that man did that whole thing in one take proves he was worth the money 🤣 what an icon

  • @noobiusmaximus6314
    @noobiusmaximus6314 2 месяца назад +140

    The woman who did the "i'm a doctor at hospital" has me absolutely howling. God damn, my ribs genuine cane right now.

  • @incription
    @incription 2 месяца назад +107

    Cold ones vids are genuinely the best edited of any regularly uploading channel

  • @Mau5fan2196
    @Mau5fan2196 Месяц назад +5

    We fokin did it bois. I had the distinguished honor of meeting the boys, plus Darcy and Scogg at the West Hollywood location yesterday . It’s before noon and I’m already 2 Grogs in! Cheers!

  • @russ_dylan
    @russ_dylan 2 месяца назад +226

    I feel like it’s now a viable career option to just make a fiver account and have these idiots buy something from you

  • @Corndogger61
    @Corndogger61 2 месяца назад +119

    Yes a 57 Minute Cold Ones to Enjoy the Day

  • @MrRicearonie
    @MrRicearonie 2 месяца назад +717

    Knowing that the Shamwow guy made the abomination of a movie called InAPPropriate Comedy, it does not surprise me that they couldn’t show what he came up with for HamWow

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne 2 месяца назад +80

      He posted it on his channel. It's not really... That awful? Everything is so over the top, it feels more like a parody of a parody, like it was being extreme to top itself.
      It honestly made me think of 90s shockjocks if they didn't have FCC restrictions.

    • @eduardovaldivia1492
      @eduardovaldivia1492 2 месяца назад

      @@RoseLexThornewhat’s his channel called? 😂

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 2 месяца назад

      ​@@RoseLexThorneit's like madtv but unfunny

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 2 месяца назад +25

      @@RoseLexThorne It's not shocking and traumatizing. But, it definitely balances the line of what could get a video demonetized, if not someone's whole channel getting a strike or something like that.

    • @Uncle_dizzle
      @Uncle_dizzle 2 месяца назад

      @@zanpakutoman4225 the one on his yt is the supposed to be the CLEAN version the extended is on his patreon

  • @Ludvix
    @Ludvix 2 месяца назад +28

    The equals three transition killed me was so unexpected lol

  • @Joe-ut3sz
    @Joe-ut3sz 2 месяца назад +88

    "That'd literally be promoting alcohol to miners" scott that's genius

  • @victorjarillo8548
    @victorjarillo8548 2 месяца назад +248

    WAKE UP COLD ONES UPLOADED!!!!! THE WORLD IS SAVED!

  • @MeMeMcsplosion
    @MeMeMcsplosion 2 месяца назад +53

    The money shot of the pickles and coins falling onto the pizza is probably in the 10 funniest things of all time for me

  • @sweou
    @sweou 2 месяца назад +4

    I cannot get over how good that dog cement ad was, it was pure cinema... *chefs kiss*

  • @TheKingPotatoo
    @TheKingPotatoo 2 месяца назад +86

    the ominous fog should be a limited time flavour for halloween

  • @Fredsterface
    @Fredsterface 2 месяца назад +91

    WE NEED GROG IN THE UK. GIVE ME GROG

  • @RedPN
    @RedPN 2 месяца назад +30

    Some of these people really went above and beyond and it's amazing. Props to them

  • @gibbs1716
    @gibbs1716 2 месяца назад +5

    the first news guy for the scene transition was so good

  • @DankasaurusReks
    @DankasaurusReks 2 месяца назад +149

    Listen, boys. You get me a van with Grog plastered all over it, and I'll drive that thing all across America promoting Grog.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 2 месяца назад +39

      Vann Grogh

    • @MrBopet
      @MrBopet 2 месяца назад +8

      The groggsmobile

    • @yoda5167
      @yoda5167 2 месяца назад +2

      @ivkipivki1948 I sure hope it does

    • @DankasaurusReks
      @DankasaurusReks 24 дня назад +1

      This comment hits different now that the boys actually made a grog van.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 23 дня назад

      @@DankasaurusReks yeah dude! wheres your credit

  • @brockfurd
    @brockfurd 2 месяца назад +237

    that equals 3 transition brought back so many memories

    • @BoyAzure
      @BoyAzure 2 месяца назад +4

      bro for real that hit different

    • @charlesbanks8865
      @charlesbanks8865 2 месяца назад +5

      It made my comment question of the day tingle

    • @dreamskater333
      @dreamskater333 2 месяца назад +2

      was on my way to type exactly this lmao

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd 2 месяца назад +4

      It gave me some dicklash which is like whiplash but my =3 got ripped off

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream 2 месяца назад +2

      @@slingshotnerd I know a guy that can help ya

  • @Deja117
    @Deja117 2 месяца назад +39

    Not going to lie, the Grog ads are actually a genius idea. I feel like it will help your editors a lot coming up with adverts since they're so random.

  • @LetsTalkGames101
    @LetsTalkGames101 2 месяца назад +13

    The =3 reference is crazy

  • @godofgods9432
    @godofgods9432 2 месяца назад +50

    Ted reading out all those numbers absolutely BROKE me

  • @radicallybean
    @radicallybean 2 месяца назад +375

    wow…you guys have made it lol. wasting $20k like that and still being financially stable is crazy.

    • @firefistportgasdace432
      @firefistportgasdace432 2 месяца назад +67

      It's those patron donos.

    • @VS-mt5tz
      @VS-mt5tz 2 месяца назад +12

      You're very smart and observant

    • @Jell0zz
      @Jell0zz 2 месяца назад

      Nah bruh, they're both on welfare hiding from Centrelink*. Trust.

    • @laughingduck1000
      @laughingduck1000 2 месяца назад +55

      they make ~$80k from their patreon monthly

    • @Faithpop98
      @Faithpop98 2 месяца назад +71

      They make 6 figures a month from Patreon alone and you can tell they invest it back into their content. As they spare no expense to entertain their audience, it's a win for both sides

  • @laurensather8932
    @laurensather8932 2 месяца назад +34

    Griffin’s editing is actually insane

  • @Aced.369
    @Aced.369 2 месяца назад +2

    been waiting so long for grog in cali cant wait

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 2 месяца назад +25

    'Dog cement is recommended by 1 in every 2 paid veterinarians' killed me

  • @muchochucho9778
    @muchochucho9778 2 месяца назад +30

    “Hey my names Ted my Richard and Richard offer lawferm” feels like some shit Charlie would write in its always sunny

  • @JG-hf4fk
    @JG-hf4fk Месяц назад +1

    Spreading grog to more areas in America will def get you more money

  • @zipit1999
    @zipit1999 2 месяца назад +47

    sham-wow guy was WAITING for an excuse to become unglued 💀

  • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
    @GhostlyWhiteGuy 2 месяца назад +290

    What in god’s name did Vince say that made them react THAT BADLY?!

    • @Regis-lx4yo
      @Regis-lx4yo 2 месяца назад +1

      Fr

    • @Big_Lard
      @Big_Lard 2 месяца назад +67

      the Patreon cut is insane dude, literally all of the worst things you can think of in one video

    • @whatsupeveryone
      @whatsupeveryone 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Big_Lard explain pls 😭 tell

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 2 месяца назад +1

      Pls we broke ​@@Big_Lard

    • @joecarone7405
      @joecarone7405 2 месяца назад

      @@Big_Lard on the cold ones patreon or vinces

  • @dinosaurcursive
    @dinosaurcursive 2 месяца назад +31

    a new cold ones video, only a week after the last? splendid

  • @elliottbuxton
    @elliottbuxton 2 месяца назад

    i mean this with all my heart when I say that nothing makes me laugh harder than these cold ones videos. I am literally in pain. its worth the few months in between videos.

  • @luckydueces5873
    @luckydueces5873 2 месяца назад +56

    I can’t believe “Ted” didn’t know it was a parody from the first line haha

    • @puppycatsupremacy
      @puppycatsupremacy 2 месяца назад

      he did know it was a parody since they included "this is for a parody" in their order desc.
      learn to read.

    • @luckydueces5873
      @luckydueces5873 2 месяца назад +15

      It was revealed he didn’t see it. You silly goose. He messaged them multiple times about the script before finally realizing

    • @fwble_3888
      @fwble_3888 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@puppycatsupremacyyou silly no reading comprehension goose

  • @joneasterling7146
    @joneasterling7146 2 месяца назад +4

    I saw the ham-wow video before i saw this, this video cleared a lot of questions i had

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 2 месяца назад +49

    Dog cement was actually funny lmao. Where can i order some? I need a few bags for my annoying ass puppy that keeps chewing on me 😂

  • @Gabzilla19
    @Gabzilla19 2 месяца назад +29

    I wrote to Luis the Fiver guy(the Lawyer guy who said all the numbers)
    He said that he loved doing the video. I sent him the link too

  • @OZZY9669
    @OZZY9669 2 месяца назад +18

    This amount of constant entertainment is unfathomable!

  • @mrKozmoz
    @mrKozmoz 2 месяца назад +6

    The Cold Ones boys keeping long format comedy alive, bless you all

  • @gaveup
    @gaveup 2 месяца назад +25

    Ted made my face hurt from laughing, so I'm calling Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard and Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson and Sons

  • @idriveimliterallyryangosling
    @idriveimliterallyryangosling Месяц назад +4

    whoever did the =3 transition, give them an extra 10,000 AUD.

  • @_galacticfates
    @_galacticfates 2 месяца назад +46

    A new video on my 21st birthday?? Thank you Cold Ones, very cool! I guess I'll have to buy Grog now ‼

    • @RealUsername64
      @RealUsername64 2 месяца назад +2

      Happy birthday

    • @Revienity
      @Revienity 2 месяца назад +1

      Happy christmams

    • @grave_bane
      @grave_bane 2 месяца назад +3

      GO GET GROGGED ‼️

    • @Xxpavement_angelxX
      @Xxpavement_angelxX 2 месяца назад

      a one hour long vid on your birthday, youve been blessed, happy bday!!

    • @IVPixel
      @IVPixel 2 месяца назад +1

      >there are people born in the 2000s
      boggles the mind

  • @SwaggieSteve
    @SwaggieSteve 2 месяца назад +9

    PLEASE keep making these videos 1 hour long.. lol these are my top 3 favorite videos

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions 2 месяца назад +39

    “The Markiplier combo” fucking took my out how did nobody else laugh at that

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes 2 месяца назад +6

    The Grog theme being a parody of the ren and stimpy Log is next level

  • @Spaced0ut000
    @Spaced0ut000 2 месяца назад +9

    I live in Cali and I’m so excited to buy Grog!! Thank u Grog Gods for blessing us 🙏

  • @1DoubleMMusic1
    @1DoubleMMusic1 2 месяца назад +5

    probably the best and most funny video max and chad have ever blessed us

  • @Xnate13X
    @Xnate13X 2 месяца назад +50

    I like the 0:58 =3 old school YT switch screen noise & the "what's up forum?" :p

    • @ItsPikablu
      @ItsPikablu 2 месяца назад +2

      RWJ the goat

    • @ethangallahar7708
      @ethangallahar7708 2 месяца назад +2

      Bringing back memories from better days 😢

    • @clayaderhold
      @clayaderhold 2 месяца назад +3

      INSANE threw me for a loop

  • @TheCatNextDoor_ToYou
    @TheCatNextDoor_ToYou Месяц назад

    Love GROG!! All our mates meet ups involve atleast 2 packs of GROG or more!!

  • @CavityNo1
    @CavityNo1 2 месяца назад +29

    The Ray William Johnson bit was LEGENDARY

  • @KeljuKkojootti
    @KeljuKkojootti 2 месяца назад +8

    The best video in a while. Im interested in seeing the hamwow ad.

  • @Jaysiah360
    @Jaysiah360 2 месяца назад +10

    2 vids in a span of a week and a half this must be a blessing.

  • @tdcpharmacy1542
    @tdcpharmacy1542 Месяц назад

    this is a great start to getting grog everywhere in the usa, please bring em to missouri

  • @JonRoach-x5b
    @JonRoach-x5b 2 месяца назад +9

    This has to be genueinley the best video cold ones has ever produced! I can understand why this took a whole year! Thank you so much cold ones crew! ❤

  • @Keatwonobe
    @Keatwonobe 2 месяца назад +21

    Reading that entire number in an announcer voice and cadence is just such a flex goddamn!~

  • @TakehisaYuji
    @TakehisaYuji 2 месяца назад +23

    this is probably a cold ones record for the most people confused in the process of making a video

  • @solboofguy420
    @solboofguy420 2 месяца назад +5

    Like everyone has said before. Crazy how i started watching them in 5th grade and im now married divorced and 52

  • @diggitheins8334
    @diggitheins8334 2 месяца назад +13

    Vince got commissioned by these guys then claim he's making a skit show when he uploads it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You never fail to entertain me Vince

  • @sarcoboi12v3
    @sarcoboi12v3 2 месяца назад +40

    I’m not even Californian, but as a fellow American who doesn’t drink…. drink Grog 🇺🇸

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 2 месяца назад +35

    "Bald and/or balding?" - Yes, I'm bald AND still balding

  • @michaelraymond9200
    @michaelraymond9200 Месяц назад +1

    easily one of your best EVER videos, Ted approved!

  • @rodri5044
    @rodri5044 2 месяца назад +61

    Ngl, the whole Hamwow commercial feels like a fever dream.

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 2 месяца назад +4

      I need to know what happens in it.

    • @Adequate__
      @Adequate__ 2 месяца назад +37

      @@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 he goes on a tirade about muslims and their culture regarding how ham is haram and for no reason out of left field calls Gaza a "stain" that the HamWow will clean up

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Adequate__ No cap? That’s actually fucking crazy

    • @fairyfangz
      @fairyfangz 2 месяца назад

      wtf​@@Adequate__

    • @jannyyy2722
      @jannyyy2722 2 месяца назад

      @@kugelblitzkrieg You can watch the commercial on his channel (or at least a version of it), so I really don't know what this dude is talking about.

  • @yeet6362
    @yeet6362 2 месяца назад +5

    The Ominous Fog ad would be like, perfect to place into a horror game.
    I can't remember the name for this Can Game where to take pics for it, Mat Pat had made a video about it, but like, the Fake Ad would so work in a Game similar to that, that being the start of a game and then you slowly uncover a lot of horrific lore. It would be so friggen dope.

  • @ArthurAlias
    @ArthurAlias 2 месяца назад +1

    As someone who is just entering the marketing industry, that last clip of them going over how the ad performed was actually a nice touch.

  • @HEXORCIZT
    @HEXORCIZT 2 месяца назад +8

    i literally thought the grey can of Grog was a way to tease a PEAR flavour. the immense disappointment upon realising it was FEAR

  • @nickdaniel7814
    @nickdaniel7814 2 месяца назад +12

    VINCE DROPPED THE COMMERCIAL y'all were right that shit is horrendous lmao

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ 2 месяца назад +8

    These surreal ads remind me of Tim and Eric, I love it

  • @y-honey
    @y-honey 2 месяца назад +1

    thank u guys fr i been wanting to quit drinking but i could never forgive myself for stopping when i haven’t even started treating myself to a Cold Grog 🙏

  • @Mousyy
    @Mousyy 2 месяца назад +11

    MAX BETTER BE OPENING CHILDRENS PLAYING CARDS AGAIN SOON OR IM GOING TO HAVE A GOD DAMN ANEURYSM!

  • @951meatjr
    @951meatjr 2 месяца назад +13

    LMAO you can NOT start this video with a Ray William Johnson reference

  • @SeanVanas
    @SeanVanas 2 месяца назад +85

    Fuck yes, new cold ones.