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- Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024
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but cali is a cesspool
Ay gruh gruh California is a shithole
Next video should be top 10 butt chug alcohols
Next vid should be top 10 alcohol from every planet
WAC
Max and Chad continue to carry the torch of actually being funny
The first ad broke me. It’s so absurd and random it circled back to being funny
The bar be so low, not even Hermes can raise it
@@EvilBrit89 bar so low barbados slim can't limbo it
Somewhere idubbz is crying on the inside but pretending he's happy being a 'mature, empathetic' person 😂
@@LethallyReptarded theres a good and classy way to exit being an edgy and inmature youtuber (George/Joji laying FilthyFrank to rest to focus on his music)...and then theres being religated to the cuck chair XD
"Breaking news, Im Chinese. More at 6" had me dying
i NEED the raw video of that 😭
37:26 timestamp for me to laugh when I'm sad
was very Nick Mullen "Im Chinese" of them
That was some Eric Andre shit 😂😂
some full frontal, fast forward, cnnn shit
When you said congrats America only to turn around to say that it’s only California, broke my heart
Same brother
T_T
I would feel better if it was any other state than California.
Cali is Fent illegal smuggling homeless central.
There will be a way to buy it online, there's always a loop hole.
For real. I think we just need to wait for their operation to reach a large enough scale that they can be sold in liquor retailers, it's a buzzkill for sure tho
Grog is known to cause cancer in the state of California
That first ad is honestly pretty impressive. Getting so many different people to do that and to do all that visual stuff to make it all look coherent
That Richardson guy is a legend! How in the world did he not misspeak during all of that 😂
probably multiple takes lmao he did good
wait until bro finds out what editing is
He had me fucking rolling he did it so flawlessly so many times it had me laughing so hard
A true professional
I really appreciate how when he thought it was a real ad he sent messages concerned about how parts of it didn't make sense just to confirm it instead of just mindlessly following the script and throwing it at them
the progressively more Indian "what is dog cement?" fucking killed me
same why was it all indian’s that were clueless 💀💀💀
Same, it was fucking amazing
you ded
my favorite part
Chad: Sell ham
Vince: Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
What could it be tho? Did he start calling the hamwow haram or something
@@TheOriginalTuhat It did kinda go in that direction, yeah. It's on Vince's channel.
@@dinobebo thx bb
@@TheOriginalTuhat basically just super political for no good reason
@@caprah666 it was super funny. Chad and Max are Australian and thus gay adjacent. Australia is pretty much Canada but with more dangerous critters.
literally every Australian youtuber is just on standby for them 😭😭😭
Primitive technology cameo when??
I want the boy boys on!
@@QuzgaI think they were on in a oldish video
@@Quzga they were on the podcast a while back but yes, i too, want more of them together
with HowToBasic as a cameraman who occasionally throws eggs at them
"I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs" ☠️🤣
I'm CRYING
chad’s spit take was awesome lmfao
The indian accent is what sold it for me.
That "Breaking news, I'm Chinese" was fucking hillarious
Also i can't believe they didn't notice in the prime ad it said Aids
And on the fungus one it said Dehydration Drink
@@DJTXD123 lol you dirty racist
“We are stealing your money” “crypto zoo style” “aids”
wasn’t max both the one to suggest it and then be slightly offended by it? that’s the funniest part lmao
You made me laugh my ass again just thinking about it, god I love being simple.
my stomach hurts from laughing at the richardsons commercial, i'm scared to keep watching. i fear my body will implode
"Hes advertising Ominous Fog thats been killing locals in Melbourne" fucking killed me
It’s try though, I died.
It’s good has a nice aftertaste of impending doom
Ah yes, watching one minute unskippable ads in between made up Max and Chad ads. We're truly living in the future.
premium is worth it
mmm adblock
use brave fuck adds
mmmm ublock origin
@@bucketmonkeys My mobile ass can't get no adblock
you guys realize that you HAVE to make the Cold Ones GamerSupps flavor "Dog Cement" now right?
They already have concrete flavored grog.
DAS CONCRETE BABY
Nah Cog Dement ....
I have to get the ominous fog grog
we need "ominous fog" flavour more tho
Amanda won this video hands down, I hope they send her more grog while she's putting on mascara or alphabetically organizing her ham because she deserves it!
I MUST see that HamWow ad, I NEED it.
Bro the patreon is amazing
u might have to wait for a month idk
someone please tell me what happens in it lol
I have to know what happens in it.
I’m really curious as well
Because they always forget what they ordered, it feels like that Max and Chad are completely different from the Max and Chad who watch the finished results
The Max & Chad of Theseus
the real max and Chad vs the trying not to get demonetised max and chad. no hate though
Max's Dog Cement ad is one of the best things to ever come out of Cold Ones, fucking immaculate.
"I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs in the past 4 months",god I couldn't breathe when I heard this.
I'm surprised they didn't use that as a FB ad. Definitely would have gotten a lot of attention if it was shown to the right audience.
"omg dude you're killing me. Lmao I just realized what you wrote and that this a parody. Omg. Lmao. Ok I'm on it."
The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out
what an absolute pro
This needs its own RUclips release with no talk over
@@DreamBeamzSwear🤣
I died
Needs a merch release
I hope adult swim picks it up and puts it as a skit hahaha like back in the day
“I was canceled before cancel culture existed. Why would I stop now? Full version available on my channel!
Saw it on your channel recently. Thanks for the help, Vince!
unbelievably based
WHOA WHOA WHOA
It was just as controversial as I hoped.
@@TheBBMLover thanks I really appreciate that!
Just wanted to let y’all know my little brother was a huge fan of you guys and watched every video. He just passed away last night after being in a coma for 2 weeks. Just wanted y’all to know you had a big impact on his life. Thank you guys ❤
Sorry for your lost ❤
your little brother fell off
Sending good vibes to you and your fam🙏🏻🩷 shoutout to your bro
May he rest in peace, God bless you ❤
Yo sorry about the 2 dickheads above- may he rest in peace 🙏❤️
The equals three transition killed me was so unexpected lol
kirby is top tier
2 VIDS IN ONE MONTH??!!?? You guys are blessing us.
Knowing that the Shamwow guy made the abomination of a movie called InAPPropriate Comedy, it does not surprise me that they couldn’t show what he came up with for HamWow
He posted it on his channel. It's not really... That awful? Everything is so over the top, it feels more like a parody of a parody, like it was being extreme to top itself.
It honestly made me think of 90s shockjocks if they didn't have FCC restrictions.
@@RoseLexThornewhat’s his channel called? 😂
@@RoseLexThorneit's like madtv but unfunny
@@RoseLexThorne It's not shocking and traumatizing. But, it definitely balances the line of what could get a video demonetized, if not someone's whole channel getting a strike or something like that.
@@zanpakutoman4225 the one on his yt is the supposed to be the CLEAN version the extended is on his patreon
The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out🤣🤣
what an absolute pro
Actually I'm so glad he took it so seriously 😂
Currently trying to find that exact video so I can send it to my friend to confuse/make him laugh.
37:03 That's actually wholesome af.
I feel like it’s now a viable career option to just make a fiver account and have these idiots buy something from you
Somehow I am not surprised how each of the ads they made alone perfectly fits whoever made them
Darcy having his own bit of fun in the chaos Max and Chad generate
Scott just keeping it simple and effective
Max spending a fortune for one of his favourite memes (surprised it wasnt a Little Fella ad)
And Chad doing something that could only be shown on the Patreon
The woman who did the "i'm a doctor at hospital" has me absolutely howling. God damn, my ribs genuine cane right now.
Having Scott AND Darcy was a hoot!
Can't beat the Scott laugh track
“What they call it when you bring someone back? Necromancy?” So underrated 🤣🤣
These guys are so refreshing to watch. There's not a lot of quality "weird" content on RUclips. A lot of popular content seems really censored and mass produced to appease The Algorithm
Im glad they get plenty of funding from Patreon. These guys just seem more authentic, the whole crew is genuinely funny and charasmatic and genius in their own ways
The Cold Ones boys keeping long format comedy alive, bless you all
Ominous fog is CRAZY i love it. This whole vid radiates creativity, from the idea to the individual ad requirements. Sooo funny, love the content
"That'd literally be promoting alcohol to miners" scott that's genius
Cold ones vids are genuinely the best edited of any regularly uploading channel
The =3 reference is crazy
the ominous fog should be a limited time flavour for halloween
Listen, boys. You get me a van with Grog plastered all over it, and I'll drive that thing all across America promoting Grog.
Vann Grogh
The groggsmobile
@ivkipivki1948 I sure hope it does
This comment hits different now that the boys actually made a grog van.
@@DankasaurusReks yeah dude! wheres your credit
WE NEED GROG IN THE UK. GIVE ME GROG
literally
I just moved to aus from the uk and tried grog
It's not very good imo. The suntory 196 is WAY better
innit tho
probably the best and most funny video max and chad have ever blessed us
The money shot of the pickles and coins falling onto the pizza is probably in the 10 funniest things of all time for me
Some of these people really went above and beyond and it's amazing. Props to them
WAKE UP COLD ONES UPLOADED!!!!! THE WORLD IS SAVED!
the first news guy for the scene transition was so good
Yes a 57 Minute Cold Ones to Enjoy the Day
that equals 3 transition brought back so many memories
bro for real that hit different
It made my comment question of the day tingle
was on my way to type exactly this lmao
It gave me some dicklash which is like whiplash but my =3 got ripped off
@@slingshotnerd I know a guy that can help ya
wow…you guys have made it lol. wasting $20k like that and still being financially stable is crazy.
It's those patron donos.
You're very smart and observant
Nah bruh, they're both on welfare hiding from Centrelink*. Trust.
they make ~$80k from their patreon monthly
They make 6 figures a month from Patreon alone and you can tell they invest it back into their content. As they spare no expense to entertain their audience, it's a win for both sides
I cannot get over how good that dog cement ad was, it was pure cinema... *chefs kiss*
Ted reading out all those numbers absolutely BROKE me
What in god’s name did Vince say that made them react THAT BADLY?!
Fr
the Patreon cut is insane dude, literally all of the worst things you can think of in one video
@@Big_Lard explain pls 😭 tell
Pls we broke @@Big_Lard
@@Big_Lard on the cold ones patreon or vinces
sham-wow guy was WAITING for an excuse to become unglued 💀
We fokin did it bois. I had the distinguished honor of meeting the boys, plus Darcy and Scogg at the West Hollywood location yesterday . It’s before noon and I’m already 2 Grogs in! Cheers!
Not going to lie, the Grog ads are actually a genius idea. I feel like it will help your editors a lot coming up with adverts since they're so random.
“Hey my names Ted my Richard and Richard offer lawferm” feels like some shit Charlie would write in its always sunny
I saw the ham-wow video before i saw this, this video cleared a lot of questions i had
'Dog cement is recommended by 1 in every 2 paid veterinarians' killed me
I wrote to Luis the Fiver guy(the Lawyer guy who said all the numbers)
He said that he loved doing the video. I sent him the link too
I can’t believe “Ted” didn’t know it was a parody from the first line haha
he did know it was a parody since they included "this is for a parody" in their order desc.
learn to read.
It was revealed he didn’t see it. You silly goose. He messaged them multiple times about the script before finally realizing
@@puppycatsupremacyyou silly no reading comprehension goose
thanks for posting this i needed a laugh as my moms in the ER. : C
Hope she’s doing well dude
Griffin’s editing is actually insane
“The Markiplier combo” fucking took my out how did nobody else laugh at that
Ted made my face hurt from laughing, so I'm calling Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard and Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson and Sons
Like everyone has said before. Crazy how i started watching them in 5th grade and im now married divorced and 52
Dog cement was actually funny lmao. Where can i order some? I need a few bags for my annoying ass puppy that keeps chewing on me 😂
The Grog theme being a parody of the ren and stimpy Log is next level
a new cold ones video, only a week after the last? splendid
46:26 “i can’t stop eating cement” 😭
Reading that entire number in an announcer voice and cadence is just such a flex goddamn!~
I’m not even Californian, but as a fellow American who doesn’t drink…. drink Grog 🇺🇸
"Bald and/or balding?" - Yes, I'm bald AND still balding
The Ray William Johnson bit was LEGENDARY
I had to stop for a moment when I heard that grog was coming to California, for I thought it may be a dream. Finally, after all this time I will be able to try a nice cold grog
Unfortunately you will still live in california
@@Bourbon-i5oehh but with grog you forget everything 🦦
@@Bourbon-i5o cope
been waiting so long for grog in cali cant wait
this is probably a cold ones record for the most people confused in the process of making a video
The Ominous Fog ad would be like, perfect to place into a horror game.
I can't remember the name for this Can Game where to take pics for it, Mat Pat had made a video about it, but like, the Fake Ad would so work in a Game similar to that, that being the start of a game and then you slowly uncover a lot of horrific lore. It would be so friggen dope.
I live in Cali and I’m so excited to buy Grog!! Thank u Grog Gods for blessing us 🙏
whoever did the =3 transition, give them an extra 10,000 AUD.
I like the 0:58 =3 old school YT switch screen noise & the "what's up forum?" :p
RWJ the goat
Bringing back memories from better days 😢
INSANE threw me for a loop
PLEASE keep making these videos 1 hour long.. lol these are my top 3 favorite videos
A new video on my 21st birthday?? Thank you Cold Ones, very cool! I guess I'll have to buy Grog now ‼
Happy birthday
Happy christmams
GO GET GROGGED ‼️
a one hour long vid on your birthday, youve been blessed, happy bday!!
>there are people born in the 2000s
boggles the mind
VINCE DROPPED THE COMMERCIAL y'all were right that shit is horrendous lmao
Spreading grog to more areas in America will def get you more money
i literally thought the grey can of Grog was a way to tease a PEAR flavour. the immense disappointment upon realising it was FEAR
This amount of constant entertainment is unfathomable!
Ngl, the whole Hamwow commercial feels like a fever dream.
I need to know what happens in it.
@@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 he goes on a tirade about muslims and their culture regarding how ham is haram and for no reason out of left field calls Gaza a "stain" that the HamWow will clean up
@@Adequate__ No cap? That’s actually fucking crazy
wtf@@Adequate__
@@kugelblitzkrieg You can watch the commercial on his channel (or at least a version of it), so I really don't know what this dude is talking about.
thank u guys fr i been wanting to quit drinking but i could never forgive myself for stopping when i haven’t even started treating myself to a Cold Grog 🙏
Fuck yes, new cold ones.
Finally... new cold ones video youtube.
Vince got commissioned by these guys then claim he's making a skit show when he uploads it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You never fail to entertain me Vince
The best video in a while. Im interested in seeing the hamwow ad.
As someone who is just entering the marketing industry, that last clip of them going over how the ad performed was actually a nice touch.
2 vids in a span of a week and a half this must be a blessing.
LMAO you can NOT start this video with a Ray William Johnson reference
Darcy's laughing was REALLY loud in the mixing. Funny laugh, just really loud
MAX BETTER BE OPENING CHILDRENS PLAYING CARDS AGAIN SOON OR IM GOING TO HAVE A GOD DAMN ANEURYSM!
Greetings from Thailand, I think your Grog would sell well here, people love alcoholic soda water - in other words seltzer, which we don’t have here yet.
@@TM-ft5po🤡🤡🤡
@@TM-ft5po Unless you have thousands and thousands of dollars to buy a license for a still then no you can not just do it yourself. Its water, Vodka, Soju, And specially crafted flavors that nobody can really recreate without an actual laboratory, and THEN all of that is distilled and carbonated.
At least "westerners" can read.
@@TM-ft5poRight? I like the content, but how many drinks like this exist already? Feels pointless and unnecessary at times, the content it creates is enjoyable tho
These surreal ads remind me of Tim and Eric, I love it
i mean this with all my heart when I say that nothing makes me laugh harder than these cold ones videos. I am literally in pain. its worth the few months in between videos.