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7:00 the way Chad asks it in a completely serious tone; the uncertain silence that follows; the fact Chad doesn't giggle or laugh; the fact Max only giggles/laughs out of nerves; the very quiet and unsure "yeah?" at the end. it's all somehow so perfect and makes me chuckle every time
the beauty of HowToBasic's anonymity is that anyone can claim to have him featured in a video. that alone can make you question if the people who actually know who he is even feature him when they claim to. and thats art. thats art.
fun fact adding carbon to milk actually causes a chemical reaction inside the milk which will make it curdle(go off) immediately so max and chad drunk actual spoiled milk and cream in a video :)
Given you’re THE milkman, I trust you as an expert in milk. Note: it happens because CO₂ is acidic. Adding any kind of acid will sour the milk. In fact, it’s possible to use small amounts of lemon/lime juice or vinegar to make a sort of scuffed buttermilk for things like pancakes if you don’t have any.
Dude I sometimes think max is insane. Or he just does shit to look funny. But maxmoefoe is my fav RUclipsr for sure. He doesn’t give a shit about monetizing off RUclips lol.
By the way adding carbonation to something makes it acidic, so when you added carbonation to the milk, you made it acidic... and therefore you literally caused the milk to curdle and go off...
Watching this back now 2 years later, seeing how Max reacted to the carbonated tobacco, and remembering he basically tanked the 9 mil Scoville, gummy teddy bear, makes be believe they had some kind of actual scientific breakthrough between spicyness and carbonation
If you cut it into pieces and put it in one of those canisters you make whipped cream in you can carbonate it (or any other fruit), don't need a sodastream
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Hey what good milk dud
Babey 👉👉
hi man
im dimitri
you are cool
craig
K
lifespan shortened by 3 years from consuming carbonated diarrhea
Carbon shit
The milk one had me crying
Specially the glue
Omg the egg one almost made me puke
@@pagemartin5936 especially when you saw the egg whites getting out of Max’s mouth
Good Mythical Morning is not how I remember it to be.
this is worse mythical night
Id watch good mythical morning if it was hosted by Max And Chad
I was just about to comment how this needs to be adapted into an 18+ Australian GMM
Good mythical morning 3am edition
@@random_cocaine4667 hah nice one
Nice to see Max taking time out of his day to play with a disabled fan
Two crazed men try more drugs
Idk Max seemed pretty into drinking glue, I think they are the perfect match
@@TheMirksta he was just trying to make Chad feel at home. Max is so kind 😇
@@AxxLAfriku What is going on here, mate? Jeremy making a legit joke, then you making a stupid comment?
I mean he was the one chugging glue tho...
i'm constantly astounded by how much glue max actually consumes
Imagine the next day
@@Sm0k3turt he Gonna have sticky sh1ts
He just kept going too 💀
@@Sm0k3turt “sticky shits” - Chad
It's fine he did it in school too
Disabled version of Rhett and Link
Yes
Sort of
Yes.
Now I want a collab
No, just ozzy version
Probably the most convincing way to get someone to buy shoes
Not a drop.
LMAO
Just get some timbs they do the same shit unless it's blood then they get stained cause leather, but they seem to have the same non-stick coating shit
U haven't started the video and im so confused
Shut up
I love the fact that Max started chocking/puking when he drank the water and not the copious amounts glue and Fanta mixture
Choking ;)
@@Saif-zf9vb chocking 😂😂
Gotta chock dem wheels son
@@bociphous8094 No You're both wrong, It's Chahking.
Alcohol is a helluva drug.
7:00 the way Chad asks it in a completely serious tone; the uncertain silence that follows; the fact Chad doesn't giggle or laugh; the fact Max only giggles/laughs out of nerves; the very quiet and unsure "yeah?" at the end.
it's all somehow so perfect and makes me chuckle every time
The "Mmmmm!" While max is clogging his throat with glue gets me everytime
Istg that exact part made me cry of laughter
My a****** Burns bruh
Not sure is anyone is going to tell him that the ingredient of the glue is made of horse bone, so it means Max broke the vegetarian contract
@@soemieroseart wouldn't that be vegan? he isn't eating meat
@@soemieroseart that would be vegan, which is to not eat any animal products at all
This is the closest to another human cake we will ever get lads.
Stop rubbing it in pls
True and I dont even really mind since this was funny as shit
Nostalgia
@Pitufo Chiludo seriously can we fucking stop with this? it's just annoying. move on
Underrated comment
"We can't put this on the internet"
**Human Cake series twitches in it's slumber**
Ok
@@octahedron6864 ok
@@octahedron6864 ok
Hi
I mean there's a reason the cake trilogy was deleted by RUclips-kun...
the beauty of HowToBasic's anonymity is that anyone can claim to have him featured in a video. that alone can make you question if the people who actually know who he is even feature him when they claim to. and thats art. thats art.
Mom: Go play with the neighborhood kids.
*Neighborhood kids:*
Thank You mom
@@DolphLOL mom?
best. mom. ever.
I’d be fucking elated
I'd play withem
fun fact adding carbon to milk actually causes a chemical reaction inside the milk which will make it curdle(go off) immediately so max and chad drunk actual spoiled milk and cream in a video :)
Given you’re THE milkman, I trust you as an expert in milk.
Note: it happens because CO₂ is acidic. Adding any kind of acid will sour the milk. In fact, it’s possible to use small amounts of lemon/lime juice or vinegar to make a sort of scuffed buttermilk for things like pancakes if you don’t have any.
I once milked a cow so fast it died
@@themilkman7162 cap?
@@saladguy2252 it looked like a shrivelled raisin afterwards
Thanks Milk Man
5:22 the best edit ever made
scott turns the system bro
literally was hoping someone commented this
Clean af
@@thetrashcanking I mean it was funny, ya know... humour?
It blew my fucking mind for a sec when I first saw it
Max being completely unhinged about the honey at 8:30 is the best scene hands down.
Bro im right here dying at that part rn😂💀
honestly max is the only person in the world where loud=funny applies
@@floor.mp3you’re dead right wtf
*HONEY*
I literally gagged a little when max sucked up the rest of the egg.
so did a couple people in the bg which was pretty funny
i was almost sick lol
Dude I sometimes think max is insane. Or he just does shit to look funny. But maxmoefoe is my fav RUclipsr for sure. He doesn’t give a shit about monetizing off RUclips lol.
I laughed so hard at that part!😭🍳
Same
Everything before the olives was semi-acceptable, but after the olives shit really hit the fan.
Weeb
@@levisanchez1582 u rite
The wine was just making sparkling wine lmao
@@Pistolshrimp69420 truuuu
@@Pistolshrimp69420 he drank so much so quickly
10:28 I feel like I've seen this in a *forbidden* type of anime before...
which one
even the sound lol
@@Joodles shoujo ramune
@@reku1emu ❤❤
@@reku1emu yes fbi this one right here a cultured one
5:24 I was not ready for that. This channel has the best edits period.
ikr i love their editor so much
5:23 that has got to be one of the coolest transitions ever
Had me fucked up first time i seen it
I'm s h o o k
I freaked tf out when this happened bc I thought I was trippin
ahh yes, the saradomin brews
I vote for you to be the next cold ones guest!
Amen my beautiful
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Ahh yes, A Friend
hello everybody it is me a friend and today we will be chugging glue
No one:
Max: you know what? Instead of posting japan vlogs I'm gonna eat *_glue_*
There’s also the paper Mario playthrough that he hasn’t updated in a month or 2
@@greenhoppop yeah, true, but everyone wants more japan vlogs
2 more years!!
Im starting to think Max never even went to Japan!
Carbonated glue
I love how Max and Chad are basically just scuffed Rhett and Link
max reverting back to his orgin
I'm surprised this is the only comment about this at the top
I never thought i would long for the sound of a man gagging, and dry heaving but here i am.
I just made a comment about this, seemed Max and Chad switched roles this video 😂
bhhigh
Max: can’t keep down carbonated eggs
Also max: ate a hair cake, human cake, and vomit cake
Couldn't keep down them either
probably why he has herpes
If he can survive huffing the black mold which only grows on the elephant's foot and those pokemon toys, he can survive anything
Which video did he eat those cakes?
Those are literally the titles.
2:52
Hello William
Hello William
Hello William
That was realy funny, it gives me Maxmoefoe puking out colored milk vibes
'bwa bwaa'
- Fallout 3 baby
Everyone: max dont drink glue
Max: you're just jealous because i have sticky diarrhea and you dont
11:25 is it just me or did chad sound like a police siren when the mellon went boom?
yea lmfao
I can hear it lmao
Nice name
It’s the same in the inteo
@@taqo_0 no shit it’s the same clip
As a Canadian I can say I was rock hard when they pulled that maple syrup out.
Bruh.
Eh
Bruh yes😂😂😂😂😂
Same,
lol
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 10:22
God fucking damn it I was about to say that
Or 12:51. But 10:22 fits better lmao.
Nah nah nah... 4:40
Nah 10:08
Nah 8:00
I literally gagged in real life when I saw him drink that egg 😭
The way the strand of egg hangs from his mouth, before he slurps it up like my ex slurped... well, you get the idea
@@PerishingPurplePulsar eggs
@@PerishingPurplePulsar eg
Drinking eggs is not as bad as drinking Fanta glue.
@@PerishingPurplePulsarcum
Netflix are you still watching:
Someone’s daughter: 10:30
Nah, 12:51
@@legenddairy668 HAHA
I’m so fucking done 🤣🤣🤣
@@legenddairy668 Nope, 4:41
when you give head to a horse
Honestly, when the raw egg was hanging out of Max’s mouth and he SLURPPED it in I died laughing!
i gagged lmao
@@felreaverguy ME TOO
RIP man... fuck we lost another one
I genuinely thought that was fake until I heard people in the background react the same as I did when he slurped it
YUCKY
“We can’t put this on the internet” throw back to 2016
2:51 this perfect sync made me fall out of my chair XDDD
The Sensei *HowToBasic* monitors two Australian embodiments of stupid chaos to use their energy to make twisted dishes.
It’s jeffabel
@@Laws2 😑
“Does it feel sticky?”
“I have gloves on”
9 9
i will never get over the fact that max said 5 beans or less, only 5 beans hit the table, yet chad still says he lost
THANK YOU
As a pregnant woman, that carbonated pickle juice is absolutely calling to me.
hows your baby?
@@janetm0use dead
congratulations!!
@@takano96congratulations!
@@takano96congratulations
I was like “holy shit he’s really chugging glue!” then I remembered hair cake
And human cake....
@@nakunyacuz4102 hair cake was so much more gross
@@demigloom weirdly enough yeah
nobody remembers vomit cake
and fecis cake
2:52 *the wild mating call of the cold ones.*
2:50 I like how they both paused before processing how disgusting the cream was
everyone on the team gagging when max shlurped up that egg
gold. pure gold.
"The Vessi shoes are made from sustainability"
- Chad
"Does it carbonate?" "Yes!"
"Does it improve it?" "["
wow, you watched the video too?
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10:38 “We can’t put this on the internet!”
*Flashbacks of the Cake trilogy*
Why do they love getting their team all scared one was all "STOP" and "ahhhHHH IM SCARED" in the background 💀💀
This is the only channel that can genuinely make me cry of laughter.
This is the most genius advertisement for a company I've seen in a while
12:51 the slurp then background reaction made this hilarious on its own
Badger milk...that's what we used to call protein drinks. 😂
And i thought the golden age of RUclips is over, but there you guys go.
Bless you guys, this video made me genuinely happy.
getting vomit cake vibes from this, this is what we need now more than ever
13:55 "are you getting me cake?" starts having war flashbacks
Bruuuuuuh
The good ol days of hair cake EDIT: fixed the spelling of cake because I am apparently a retard
The fact that max will eat all this but not drink a beer with a straight face is soo funny to me
“I’m extremely prone to vomiting” willingly drinks raw egg
By the way adding carbonation to something makes it acidic, so when you added carbonation to the milk, you made it acidic... and therefore you literally caused the milk to curdle and go off...
@vDnknDounuts -_- an orange is a citrus so I'm assuming it kinda made it age faster due to the extra acidity plus the one it already has
Your editor is top shelf. Really makes videos a lot more engaging and entertaining.
is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that Max drank straight glue
it's digestible school glue
It's very common of him
I think his body can absorb actual dog shit and he will be fine
MASSIVE LEGEND
you must be new
12:50 may be one of the most vile things I have ever seen.
@@kingkoollgs bruh can you read?
@@kingkoollgs WHAT'S THAT?
Idk who is editing this masterpeace, but he or she is actually making something beyond this universe.
Thats the power of Prezoh
right they are such a funny editor
implying women could be funny
@@poika22 haha youre so funny
@@noahleach7690 Thanks but I wasn't making a joke.
9:27 Definition of the two drunk best friends
Scuffed Good Mythical Morning. They even got Rets beard and Links mouth harpies' down to a T.
Chad-“we can’t put this on the internet”
Literally eats cake made out of piss, hair, and toenails
That was the old internet, now they literally can't even say fuck in videos because the Google overlords will disable their account.
2:51 I love that pause.
"Bailey's, one of my all time favorite alcohols as a child" lol
Netflix: Are you still there?
Someone's daughter: 10:18
he’s acting like he’s never eaten a vomit cake before
10:36 "We can't put this on the internet"
*laughs in cake trilogy*
"Wouldn't this turn into a cream?"
"It is Cream you fucking idiot"
this one is up there with Max and Chad moments in this channel for me lmfao.
13:17 that's just amazing editing
I love that chad isn’t afraid to say he knows the smell of meth
I was wondering if I was the only one that caught that 😂😂😂
Meth once isn't overly bad for you. It's TOO MUCH that's bad.
every australian knows what meth smells like lmao
When did he say that
I mean, him and Max have been around the misfits, and I kinda bet they’ve done something like that so I wouldn’t be surprised. LOL 💀
"lets start with something normal"
proceeds to carbonate milk
the milk actually goes bad cause the carbonation breaks down the fat in the milk
@@leipakala9555 Ew. So it was the same thing with the cream and the Bailey's
@@Corn0nTheCobb correct
@@leipakala9555 Also, the acidic content (CO2 in water becomes an acid) sours the milk quicker than the lactic acid does
@@tylersutton9518 yeah ik, not great
Watching this back now 2 years later, seeing how Max reacted to the carbonated tobacco, and remembering he basically tanked the 9 mil Scoville, gummy teddy bear, makes be believe they had some kind of actual scientific breakthrough between spicyness and carbonation
Jesus Christ when did this become a horror channel. The edits have been getting more and more terrifying with each episode. @ 4:12
Whos the girl though?
@@RandoRocobro fr
2:53 i love how they reacted at the same time
9:14 The assisstant in the background was done with Max's bs
was about to ask if anyone else heard it lol
Who’s the assistant at the beggining?
That’s why she’s fired now 😂
@@perestenorio she was bitchy in this episode so I’m glad she’s gone lol
@@scruf_ how was she being bitchy?
Chad is immune to kinetic damage, Max is immune to poison damage.
Almost threw up when the raw egg hung from his mouth
when he slurped it in D:. LOL
me too ugh
I can watch people shoot themselves without flinching but that shit was gross 🤢
I had to run out the door into the yard cuz i nearly puked
i laughed and then i dry heaved .. god the Texture
1:45 the level of comfort chad has saying this is beautiful. it explains a lot of the old content... HAHAHA
“It tastes like off milk”
meanwhile eastern europeans : K E F I R
adevarat
It’s healthy and tastes good tho
@Mike Hancho lol
Kefir is definitely better than spoiled milk
@Mike Hancho BASED
The edit at 5:26 is legit so good dude
Am I the only one that actually wants to try carbonated watermelon now
If you cut it into pieces and put it in one of those canisters you make whipped cream in you can carbonate it (or any other fruit), don't need a sodastream
i mean japanese melon soda is pretty cool
@@liyaa.3320 Do some fucking nangs while you're at it lol
12:52 the way Max slurped that carbonated egg like it was fucking spaghetti
This just shows that they haven’t changed they’re still they’re 2015 selves
10:07 the moan had me laughing so hard
Max chugging carbonated olive juice might be the most disgusting thing i've ever seen
The glue didn't fuck you up?
@@adamirshaid7637 the glue was it for me💀
Y’all r sleeping on that egg slurp
did you not watch the rest of the video?
Clear never watched human cake
"This is going to be one of the messiest videos we've ever done."
hm..... kinda doubt that. Don't forget your dark past.
It isnt a dark past, it is beautiful
@@jayden1037 😭😭😭
Aw, bro. Don’t remind me of the better times.
@@jayden1037 For us it is, but these guys are extremely ashamed of it.
...what is the dark past🤣
It's been 9 years HowToBasic never revealed his face and body.
there is a really old pic of him. funny shit is it was taken by max before he knew he wanted to hide his face
I think his name is Chris or something (Christopher)
Why would he then everybody would know who made those awful shitty videos
At this point I'm convinced he's just an egg with arms and legs
@@coolman72891 No he is human he never shows his chest or he is Warrun
This entire episode is like a Jackass skit and I am all for it. I was laughing my ASS off!
not enough steve-o for that
@@oliviersavard8676 Chad & Max > Steve-o
Saying this as someone who basically grew up watching the Jackass crew
I'm not gonna lie, when max had his insane person moment with the honey I nearly shat myself. Keep being you man.
Underrated bit, it lives in my head rent free
This is like a Make-A-Wish fever dream with two sleep paralysis demons.
12:50 had me laughing hard as hell for 10 minutes
No lie 😂😂😂
My neighbors came to check on me because my laughter sounded like someone was hurt
sounds like howtobasic
dude that slurp!
max almost throwing up made me remember human cake
I see them cleaning this shit up and being like "just like old times mate!"😂😂
I love how synchronized the cream screams were
CREAM SCREAM
"It kinda smells like meth now" how did he know how meth smells like?
Perhaps methylated spirits
Do you really think he’s above trying meth
This is Chad we're talking about. He's probably been around people who smoke it, assuming he hasn't smoked it himself.
Also we’re talking about Australia
@@tractorcat6414 😂
9:08 even your assistant is like stop because you're not the one who cleans that. 😂