These "As Seen on TV" Cooking Gadgets SUCK

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  3 года назад +4149

    EGG PIN SOLD OUT 😵🥚 BUT YOU CAN STILL GRAB SOME COOLSHIRTZ FOR 10% OFF WITH CODE "COLDONES" 🤫 bit.ly/COOLNUTS

  • @watsedhaene
    @watsedhaene 3 года назад +14584

    I don't think a lot of people noticed this but there's a lil egg fella in the pamphlet and he has sunglasses on

  • @themoviechef9413
    @themoviechef9413 3 года назад +7275

    max obsessing over the egg with glasses is one of the funniest bits on cold ones yet

    • @jhiylhorder1956
      @jhiylhorder1956 3 года назад +297

      I love how he doesn’t stop either, “you see this little fella with the glasses” 😂

    • @ghostinthecorner
      @ghostinthecorner 3 года назад +63

      Even reading your comment had me laughing

    • @dongod2786
      @dongod2786 3 года назад +6

      I agree

    • @Subsistence69
      @Subsistence69 3 года назад +23

      Shit had me dying 😂😂

    • @copper8737
      @copper8737 3 года назад +3

      Ong

  • @domojestic4155
    @domojestic4155 3 года назад +7158

    Little Charactah, a Play:
    12:30 - An Innocent Introduction
    12:37 - Quick Reappearance
    12:46 - Three's a Crowd
    12:53 - Overstaying his Welcome
    13:08 - Ire and Expulsion
    13:41 - Expectations and Contempt
    14:42 - Thrown Out and Forgotten
    15:18 - Unexpected Return
    19:57 - One Last Hurrah

    • @fl_our
      @fl_our 3 года назад +184

      Thank you, from the bottom of my heart

    • @mckaelbear7883
      @mckaelbear7883 3 года назад +118

      forgot 14:42

    • @bryanc237
      @bryanc237 3 года назад +31

      This makes me so happy

    • @domojestic4155
      @domojestic4155 3 года назад +108

      @@mckaelbear7883 I have fixed the error of my ways, and reflected them accordingly.

    • @mckaelbear7883
      @mckaelbear7883 3 года назад +44

      @@domojestic4155 respect brother. Your comment made my day when i scrolled through the comments

  • @TheAGIGuy
    @TheAGIGuy 2 года назад +907

    I love how max is literally one of the incompetent people from the informercials

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 3 года назад +5653

    I can't wait for Max to randomly bring up the little egg character out of nowhere in a future video.

  • @thebleachbartender1312
    @thebleachbartender1312 3 года назад +521

    Maxmoefoe instantly summoning a pamphlet to show the little egg fella is an iconic duo.

  • @Habibihaboobie
    @Habibihaboobie 3 года назад +5892

    max in a chef costume actually brought back memories. just me and the boys at a sleepover watching hair cake for the 1st time and just laughing our asses off and also being grossed out.

    • @gurkenbrumm3r2
      @gurkenbrumm3r2 3 года назад +49

      absolutely

    • @Ech0Chamber
      @Ech0Chamber 3 года назад +134

      Chef Boyardee's been real quiet since Max brought back the chef outfit.

    • @ghostmiyu
      @ghostmiyu 3 года назад +143

      @@Ech0Chamber chef boyardees nuts

    • @natushek2015
      @natushek2015 3 года назад +17

      Fucking ptsd more like

    • @ultimatemeepo
      @ultimatemeepo 3 года назад +9

      Is this a common thing? cause i showed the boys some hair cake back in the day and also laughed our asses off while being grossed out

  • @dand4139
    @dand4139 2 года назад +2029

    The fact Chad seems more mentally present then seemingly anyone else on set is deeply concerning

    • @judassm66
      @judassm66 Год назад +222

      It's only because Max is stuck in a trauma response state brought on by the chef outfit

    • @vandread
      @vandread Год назад +48

      Cooks do get like that in kitchens

    • @ElPeilRoja
      @ElPeilRoja Год назад +10

      because theyre all drunk lol
      except scott

    • @jennifersuzannebk5149
      @jennifersuzannebk5149 9 месяцев назад +6

      Chads definitely a fry cook by nature

    • @jennifersuzannebk5149
      @jennifersuzannebk5149 9 месяцев назад +1

      Also Chad licking Max's arm

  • @easytiger5380
    @easytiger5380 3 года назад +319

    The whole running joke with the little egg man has to be one the best subtle ads I've ever seen

  • @mojojoji5493
    @mojojoji5493 3 года назад +787

    Love Max’s ability to make a running joke even funnier each time he tells it

    • @STARMAN-it8zb
      @STARMAN-it8zb 3 года назад +21

      Max ?? Do you mean DEEZ?

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 3 года назад

      @@STARMAN-it8zb what the fuck is deez nuts?

    • @whitewolf5069
      @whitewolf5069 3 года назад +2

      Look at this!
      It’s a little egg dude with sunglasses

  • @arenpi4290
    @arenpi4290 3 года назад +979

    Bro, the close-ups of Chad ripping the flyer with the egg dude out of Max' hands are genius

  • @bongers4933
    @bongers4933 2 года назад +710

    I came back to this vid just for little fella, and im still laughing till this day. Max comedic genius

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 2 года назад +4

      @@lobster52 i like that

    • @sierra.ml02
      @sierra.ml02 2 года назад +7

      i’ve rewatched this video several times just to see it, that’s why i’m here, replying to your comment lmao

    • @g1mbly
      @g1mbly Год назад +1

      @@sierra.ml02 me 3 i love little fella it makes me giggle🤓

    • @PrimordialKosmicJoe
      @PrimordialKosmicJoe Год назад +4

      10:31 i dont know if you seen but there is a funny lil fella and get this he HAS shades

    • @LllamaDelReyy
      @LllamaDelReyy 9 месяцев назад

      Here to make you watch the lil fella again

  • @デーモンAstari
    @デーモンAstari 3 года назад +21380

    well that's a funny little character

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD 3 года назад +13279

    genuine war flashbacks

  • @bletha8334
    @bletha8334 3 года назад +2249

    “yeah there’s this little egg fella with glasses, funniest shit i’ve ever seen”

  • @SphereSquared
    @SphereSquared 7 месяцев назад +157

    11:58 little fella appears for the first time in cold one’s history, little do they know the effects that this little character will have on their channel

  • @bred4087
    @bred4087 3 года назад +4289

    “That’s an interesting little character, i like that”
    He likes that

    • @coryg-yw8mg
      @coryg-yw8mg 3 года назад +25

      do u like the little character?

    • @bruh-tw6gj
      @bruh-tw6gj 3 года назад +21

      he clearly likes it.

    • @coryg-yw8mg
      @coryg-yw8mg 3 года назад +18

      @@bruh-tw6gj do u like the character

    • @bruh-tw6gj
      @bruh-tw6gj 3 года назад +16

      @@coryg-yw8mg he clearly likes it.

    • @tortoisequeef3151
      @tortoisequeef3151 3 года назад +10

      @@coryg-yw8mg he clearly likes it

  • @alexandercorvenus1268
    @alexandercorvenus1268 3 года назад +710

    "When was the last time you put a chef outfit on"
    Sanctuary beings to play while memories flash everyone crys

    • @SilverJavelin
      @SilverJavelin 3 года назад +14

      Good times

    • @savagewraith
      @savagewraith 3 года назад +27

      I'm so happy they did the edit. Cant wait for the Jojo song edits.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 3 года назад +8

      everyone felt that one ;(

    • @S0L12D3
      @S0L12D3 3 года назад +3

      The real ones remember ):

  • @tedasaurusrex4402
    @tedasaurusrex4402 3 года назад +278

    When they put on the outfits and the French accordion started playing, im not even kidding I cried a little.

    • @svevaimperio2339
      @svevaimperio2339 3 года назад +28

      Same here, nostalgia really is a bitch! Miss those days

    • @jiyama
      @jiyama 3 года назад

      true story

  • @driesvandenbergh
    @driesvandenbergh 2 года назад +291

    This show is turning into a drunken, raunchy and uncensored version of Good Mythical Morning…. I LOVE IT!

    • @upforellie
      @upforellie Год назад +6

      I always say I outgrow GMM and into Cold Ones

    • @muadhdontworry
      @muadhdontworry Год назад +3

      ​@@upforellieyou mean you just became an alcoholic 😂

  • @euello5755
    @euello5755 3 года назад +1190

    “i have arthritis” is one of the funniest unintended one liners lmfaoo

  • @johnbeckman2698
    @johnbeckman2698 3 года назад +273

    That egg boy bit was the best thing in a while

  • @uma_ma2680
    @uma_ma2680 3 года назад +1854

    Max constantly bringing up the little egg with the glasses is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @Hollowsesh
      @Hollowsesh 3 года назад +18

      Nice profile pic

    • @BillDotree
      @BillDotree 3 года назад +67

      If you look closely there was a little egg that Max showed Chad throughout the video

    • @ben_l5347
      @ben_l5347 3 года назад +21

      "I've turned myself into a little egg character, Morty!"

    • @Elfmaiden2004
      @Elfmaiden2004 3 года назад +4

      I was cracking up so much HAHHAHA I love it

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 3 года назад +5

      Pickle Rick has been replaced

  • @Baiileylynnhall
    @Baiileylynnhall Год назад +183

    I got a slap chop for Christmas when I was like 7 cuz I wanted one for some reason, and I put a rolo in it and ruined it within half an hour of getting it

  • @kojiyaw
    @kojiyaw 3 года назад +773

    "have you seen Chef?" Max said as a single tear dropped from his eye

  • @graemedaley8060
    @graemedaley8060 3 года назад +1676

    That throw back to the old days actually made me bummed out

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear gare

    • @vincentjonesvr
      @vincentjonesvr 3 года назад +86

      @@AxxLAfriku Does this actually work for you? Do you actually get idiots who read this and go "YEAH LEMME GO TO THEIR CHANNEL AND FIND OUUUUT"

    • @John.Johnson
      @John.Johnson 3 года назад +9

      @@vincentjonesvr it worked for me, I’m sold!

    • @solo_va5492
      @solo_va5492 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku wOh I SHOuLd DefiNATLyy CLiCK oN Dat AND FINd ouT HTats WAccKKY

    • @nipplecollector7818
      @nipplecollector7818 3 года назад +3

      @@vincentjonesvr well he somehow got 33k subs out of it so i guess it kind of works

  • @colinbragdon5570
    @colinbragdon5570 3 года назад +4218

    When they mentioned the chef outfit, I couldn’t tell if Max was having feelings of nostalgia or feelings of trauma

  • @Bungord
    @Bungord 2 года назад +104

    16:32 Max’s stuttering and then just *yes* was funnier than the actual joke would’ve been

    • @lordofmalice
      @lordofmalice Год назад +2

      What do you mean? Sam is back and bigger than ever. World Peace Season 2 is in the works and Charls has returned to MDE.

    • @hmmm8735
      @hmmm8735 Год назад +3

      ​@@lordofmalicehe spittin facts

  • @Superzilla-wf1yt
    @Superzilla-wf1yt 3 года назад +8582

    The haircake reference genuinely made me shed a couple tears.

  • @Marka301
    @Marka301 3 года назад +1724

    Max : *wears chef outfit*
    literally everyone who has watched their content in the last 4 or 5 years : **intense flashbacks**

    • @reggiexp69
      @reggiexp69 3 года назад +1

      i know right...

    • @petronator_4551
      @petronator_4551 3 года назад +15

      Well, getting emotional wasnt on my To do list for today. But here we are! Sobing like little girls!

    • @RuthlessPlays69
      @RuthlessPlays69 3 года назад

      Exactly.

  • @ormhaxan
    @ormhaxan 3 года назад +195

    Chad getting genuinely mad at the egg fella by the end is the funniest shit I've seen all year.

  • @gelitonman1753
    @gelitonman1753 Год назад +138

    Compilation of Max's obsession with the little egg fella with sunglasses:
    12:30
    12:37
    12:46
    12:53
    13:08
    13:43
    14:43
    15:18
    19:57

  • @melon8909
    @melon8909 3 года назад +3642

    old woman: "ive got arthritis"
    Cold Ones: *fucking dies*

    • @haunted5311
      @haunted5311 3 года назад +18

      Nice Franzj picture bruh

    • @daveyraff4286
      @daveyraff4286 3 года назад +5

      Was literally thinking of getting a slap chop the other day. Thank you so much for helping me not waste my money!!!

    • @Dwax2
      @Dwax2 3 года назад +3

      Change your PFP bruh

    • @melon8909
      @melon8909 3 года назад +2

      @@Dwax2 why im a fan of franzj

    • @lingonberryjam
      @lingonberryjam 3 года назад +4

      @@daveyraff4286 buy it anyway.
      or at least buy me one.

  • @1dudecrush
    @1dudecrush 3 года назад +186

    Dude this was funnier than it had any right to be. The obsession with little egg man and the edited in fart sounds... I’m in tears

    • @Logan-tg5we
      @Logan-tg5we 3 года назад +4

      this video was chaotically funny, I had to keep going back and re-watching to catch everything because it was just such fast paced hilariousness.

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 3 года назад +2379

    Seeing Max in chef whites with French music literally sent me back in time

  • @vilemint
    @vilemint 3 месяца назад +6

    And thus, a little fella was born.

  • @abasqanas1995
    @abasqanas1995 3 года назад +115

    2:08 the clothes,that song and the chaos. so much fucking nostalgia man, I actually shed a tear. I'll forever love you guys for what you gave us

  • @pelethebass6708
    @pelethebass6708 3 года назад +536

    the chef costumes were one thing. Then the music started and got goosebumps

  • @Azist
    @Azist 3 года назад +2048

    “check that out, i like that” 12:30
    “well that’s a funny little character, i like that” 12:34
    “aye, have you seen this lil guy?” 12:37
    “holy shit, have you seen this lil character, look at that, no” 12:46
    “look at this lil fella on there” 12:53
    “have you seen this,he’s got sunglasses on” 13:08
    “huh, hahaHAHa, theirs a lil feller on this” 13:41
    “huh, look, check this out, looks like a lil egg with glass on it, they put on there” 14:43
    “no, it’s got a lil egg on it, it’s got glasses on“15:18
    “remember they, uh, that lil egg character? i made a pin of him, he says , you’re gonna lOve my nUts” 19:58

    • @dawsonchiasson3156
      @dawsonchiasson3156 3 года назад +52

      did you see the egg on it it had glasses on

    • @horizon3064
      @horizon3064 3 года назад +3

      Perfect

    • @rangeispow
      @rangeispow 3 года назад +11

      Made the pin before making the meme hah that's some fine marketing

    • @charwithans8560
      @charwithans8560 3 года назад +1

      hey check this out

    • @noabman4093
      @noabman4093 3 года назад +3

      That's a character arc if I've ever seen one

  • @supernova8986
    @supernova8986 Год назад +18

    i thought the CAKE videos were a weird bad dream, but now that i’ve watched enough cold ones…. i’m realizing it wasn’t. my childhood trauma was real.

  • @bretster8898
    @bretster8898 3 года назад +321

    The editing is so clean that it’s sometimes hard to tell what’s even real

    • @bedtimerat
      @bedtimerat 3 года назад +5

      I think I watched them repeat the shot of Chad ripping the eggman pamphlet out of Max's hands multiple times before I finally realized they were all the same shots lmfao... clean asf

  • @ToaBastignika
    @ToaBastignika 3 года назад +1138

    the "Have you seen this lil character" scenes killed me xD The way it was always in the same POV and how Max always got the piece of paper without Chad noticing xd

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 3 года назад +1

      @ceerw buty ya Chad seems like he knows what he's doing

    • @ganii1804
      @ganii1804 3 года назад +9

      its an entirely separate take that's used again and again, it's hilarious

  • @drgold4102
    @drgold4102 3 года назад +4200

    Chad: raging over products
    meanwhile
    Deez: well that’s a funny looking character

    • @PhoDLazy
      @PhoDLazy 3 года назад +37

      Deez what sir?

    • @drgold4102
      @drgold4102 3 года назад +43

      @@PhoDLazy dee snuts

    • @PhoDLazy
      @PhoDLazy 3 года назад +19

      @@drgold4102 Neez Duts

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 3 года назад +12

      @@PhoDLazy darude sandstorm

    • @PhoDLazy
      @PhoDLazy 3 года назад +11

      @@o0julek0o spell stun seed backwards

  • @rileykozeliski6259
    @rileykozeliski6259 2 года назад +4

    After i watched it a second time i noticed all the times max reached over and grabbed the packet will the cool egg fellow lol and the look on his face every time is perfect

  • @weirdgeorgee9912
    @weirdgeorgee9912 3 года назад +2637

    "When was the last time we wore a chef outfit?"
    (max having intense traumatic flashbacks): "Chef?"

  • @dragazecxj
    @dragazecxj 3 года назад +424

    I like how Chad can actually cook while Max is just chaotic in the kitchen

    • @Epck
      @Epck 3 года назад +20

      I like how max is unprofessionally drunk

    • @noided4230
      @noided4230 3 года назад +1

      Show me how much u like it

    • @DullPoints
      @DullPoints 3 года назад +1

      @@noided4230 wot

    • @knoxy5969
      @knoxy5969 3 года назад +10

      Chad - "it's ok the chicken can be a little raw"

    • @CMAsketchy
      @CMAsketchy 3 года назад +1

      @@knoxy5969 rare and raw aren't the same

  • @mr.fancyraccoon6936
    @mr.fancyraccoon6936 3 года назад +78

    Im watching this during a trip right next to my Portuguese grandma and the moment she saw Max she asked "Who is this pretty girl, is this your girlfriend?". What a lovely day this is.

  • @bananabuns1369
    @bananabuns1369 10 месяцев назад +4

    i just noticed that the last time they both wore chef outfits was max's last video on the main channel
    it truly does come full circle

  • @FienX_
    @FienX_ 3 года назад +107

    max fuckin around with that egg mascot had me dying, also its great to see them in a chef outfit and getting kind of close to home with the old videos they used to make.

  • @mashdnkutcher
    @mashdnkutcher 3 года назад +1432

    ‘I have arthritis’ merch line coming soon

  • @realazzle
    @realazzle 3 года назад +577

    Max and chad are like those uncles that you only see at christmas that are amazing and I'm all for it.

    • @KMG_08
      @KMG_08 3 года назад +8

      I wish they were my uncles

    • @Painless_
      @Painless_ 3 года назад +15

      "You're gonna love my nuts" is always the first thing they say

    • @dansken610
      @dansken610 3 года назад +2

      lmao they're officially old now then I guess

    • @Aaronlovesmusic970
      @Aaronlovesmusic970 3 года назад +4

      Your fun Drunk uncles Hahaha

    • @KMG_08
      @KMG_08 3 года назад +1

      @@Painless_ it’s gonna be like that every Christmas dinner

  • @plvt0n1vm
    @plvt0n1vm Год назад +20

    That plastic part of the slap chop yall removed was supposed to be there to keep the items in the lower part. The problem I had with slap chop was the blade not spinning/advancing after you slapped it.

    • @scobbelotcher
      @scobbelotcher Месяц назад

      Was looking for this comment, I have a slap chop and it actually works amazing

  • @SmartisOG
    @SmartisOG 3 года назад +2461

    Chad: when was the last time you wore a chef outfit
    Max's Mind: Hey waiter, there's a hair in my cake

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 3 года назад +175

      "At first it smelled pretty good but now it's starting to smell a bit like...
      ...c a n c e r ?"

    • @SmartisOG
      @SmartisOG 3 года назад +23

      @@greekfire995 The Good Ol Days

    • @pauljones9150
      @pauljones9150 2 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @JustGuitarThings
      @JustGuitarThings 2 года назад +8

      I read there’s a cake in my hair

  • @icecoldyellow
    @icecoldyellow 3 года назад +455

    Max actually getting flashbacks feels like the ratatouille scene with the old man.

    • @petronator_4551
      @petronator_4551 3 года назад +5

      I think all of us had flashbacks for those good old times when they were making those delicious cakes.

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 3 года назад +8

      ...my name...my name is chef.

  • @EternityIl
    @EternityIl 3 года назад +250

    I had a big ass grin on my face when Max started to look at the chef outfit

  • @AliciaMajo
    @AliciaMajo 2 года назад +57

    As your typical "mother hen" when everyone is drunk, watching this show has me feeling like I'm babysitting my grown adult friends all over again.
    It is a great comfort since covid happened, to feel like I have toddlers taller than me, playing with sharp things, and I have to check on 8 of them at a time. Thanks guys

  • @BuddyIsGarbage
    @BuddyIsGarbage 3 года назад +1451

    “When was the last time you put a chef outfit on?”
    *max has hair cake flash backs*

    • @wackymickey9959
      @wackymickey9959 3 года назад +39

      I too watched the video...

    • @left4milkk
      @left4milkk 3 года назад +31

      Only veterans know

    • @button4644
      @button4644 3 года назад +11

      Good thing it shows everyone that at the beginning of the video

    • @JustinTrudeauIsASexGod
      @JustinTrudeauIsASexGod 3 года назад +9

      Bring papa franku back

    • @S73V3N0D0
      @S73V3N0D0 3 года назад +4

      @@left4milkk it was literally in the video. No "veteren status" was needed.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 3 года назад +1661

    see this lil fella?

  • @bedtimerat
    @bedtimerat 3 года назад +458

    Max's obsession with a tiny egg man is too relateable

  • @mausschwitz4675
    @mausschwitz4675 2 месяца назад +3

    That chicken looked raw af. Can’t believe he ate it 😂

  • @parkerhero8279
    @parkerhero8279 3 года назад +151

    "look at the lil fella" that skit had me dying bruh 😂😂😂😂

  • @erusdearest
    @erusdearest 3 года назад +1369

    "I've got arthritis."
    " *HAH! SHES GOT ARTHRITIS.* "

  • @AlexIsScared
    @AlexIsScared 3 года назад +280

    I've never seen as much commitment as Max has for that little egg fella joke

  • @Lil-S3
    @Lil-S3 2 месяца назад +2

    “Hoy Chad, look at this lil fella!”

  • @presleydejean4638
    @presleydejean4638 3 года назад +55

    Max's bit of showing chad the pamphlet and saying "have you seen this little character?" it easily my favorite part of the vid

    • @ganii1804
      @ganii1804 3 года назад +3

      My most favorite part is how he sneaked it for the last time even if they're no longer using the egg thing

  • @cineman7936
    @cineman7936 3 года назад +277

    “The family is disappearing” I felt that

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 3 года назад +6

      Ayyyy Æneima

    • @lee_s0a
      @lee_s0a 3 года назад +4

      You okay bro?

    • @cineman7936
      @cineman7936 3 года назад +3

      @@lee_s0a I’m good you?

    • @BillDotree
      @BillDotree 3 года назад +2

      I literally fucking am deceased

  • @aquray
    @aquray Год назад +9

    2 year anniversary of the little fella today lmao

  • @Clownmorgue111
    @Clownmorgue111 3 года назад +258

    Seeing Max dressed as a chef gave me flashbacks of the good old days... ngl almost cried :']

  • @djcactus
    @djcactus 3 года назад +595

    Max's obsession with characters printed on cardboard has now crossed over to paper

  • @capoWH
    @capoWH 3 года назад +107

    2:06 The second the song starts, everything starts to come back so smoothly and lovely

    • @saraz.1561
      @saraz.1561 3 года назад +5

      Ahhh such beautiful memories

    • @capoWH
      @capoWH 3 года назад +4

      @@saraz.1561 There were chills instantly down my spine

    • @tommysalami8839
      @tommysalami8839 3 года назад +1

      Chef

  • @rizd13
    @rizd13 Год назад +22

    watching max get more and more drunk throughout this is incredible

  • @koolstuffreviewer5964
    @koolstuffreviewer5964 3 года назад +2995

    I like how chad seems like he has serious cooking skills

    • @9thlevel527
      @9thlevel527 3 года назад +122

      How you think his ass got that big

    • @fujitivefilms
      @fujitivefilms 3 года назад +66

      HowToBasic?

    • @Amsyar_Lahhh
      @Amsyar_Lahhh 3 года назад +143

      Why do you think he is called 'Chef Big Dog'?.

    • @edwinasas5075
      @edwinasas5075 2 года назад +13

      @@fujitivefilms it was max see how that boy threw the egg

    • @qfurgie
      @qfurgie 2 года назад +59

      he used to work as a chef before he did youtube

  • @ad_placement3610
    @ad_placement3610 3 года назад +388

    Damn the nostalgia from seeing max in a chef outfit.

  • @meowsnack3826
    @meowsnack3826 3 года назад +82

    The way Max obsesses over the little egg character is similar to how old ladies get obsessed over cute little porcelain figurines. What a cute old lady Max had become !

    • @BillDotree
      @BillDotree 3 года назад +3

      Hey of you look closely they show a small egg in the instructions throughout the video

  • @c4st13l._
    @c4st13l._ Месяц назад +5

    12:32 LITTLE FELLA ORIGINS

  • @Duke_Nuke_Them
    @Duke_Nuke_Them 3 года назад +412

    The fucking cut to the little character is genuinely one of the best bits I've ever witnessed.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1733

    No wonder the Slap Chop doesn't work, it was advertised by the same dude who did "ShamWow" which was an actual sham

    • @henro5151
      @henro5151 3 года назад +49

      got the whole squad laughing 🗿

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 3 года назад +37

      His name's Vince Shlomi, by the way. No wonder he's so good at selling cheap things.

    • @reheatedpizza7292
      @reheatedpizza7292 3 года назад +87

      if you can slap a hooker you can slap a chopper

    • @fadingkoz
      @fadingkoz 3 года назад +5

      oh my god why does everyone hate this guy

    • @moosey7165
      @moosey7165 3 года назад +1

      @@henro5151 ?

  • @cheezgd
    @cheezgd 3 года назад +597

    woman : has arthritis
    max and chad : funniest shit i've ever seen

  • @NvFongyy
    @NvFongyy Год назад +1

    I love watching Cold Ones and suddenly the Spirit Temple music from OoT starts playing then suddenly 10,000 nostalgic memories start running through my mind

  • @thedoc99
    @thedoc99 3 года назад +785

    Damn you can tell Chad actually cooks. He has the proper knife techniques

    • @brucemcginty9751
      @brucemcginty9751 3 года назад +319

      You can tell he eats too

    • @evvrsince
      @evvrsince 3 года назад +7

      @@brucemcginty9751 lmao

    • @zane4535
      @zane4535 3 года назад +4

      @@brucemcginty9751 LMFAOOOO

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 3 года назад +16

      @Wakka Flocka They lost track of time because they forgot to set the timer.

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 3 года назад +2

      He just watched a Gordon Ramsay video on how to cut.

  • @iNoToRiOuS
    @iNoToRiOuS 3 года назад +220

    Bro wtf that’s literally our kitchen

  • @dansken610
    @dansken610 3 года назад +85

    Bruh the chef outfits and music literally hit me in the nostalgia feels

  • @lachlanbriscoe1430
    @lachlanbriscoe1430 Год назад +24

    11:21 “chicken can be a little bit pink like that” No Chad, it can’t.

    • @itsfine5818
      @itsfine5818 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, it can. Chicken doesn't inherently have salmonella in it, it's a bacteria that lives on the surface. Fuck, you can have chicken raw when it's prepared properly. Not that you would want to. I tried some in Japan in a restaurant. It sucks.

  • @Spechie
    @Spechie 3 года назад +3248

    chad eating raw chicken gotta be the worst moment on the show boys

    • @ivanmk8287
      @ivanmk8287 3 года назад +47

      It ain't raw thou

    • @walnuss2546
      @walnuss2546 3 года назад +103

      that clearly wasnt raw, the dark meat always looks a little pink

    • @egonpingas4356
      @egonpingas4356 3 года назад +93

      not the one, where he stuck a camera up his ass?

    • @n00bF0Sh0
      @n00bF0Sh0 3 года назад +21

      It's not raw, it's medium rare

    • @endorphin1261
      @endorphin1261 3 года назад +10

      Not the one where they almost killed eachother with oil?

  • @chewwy8858
    @chewwy8858 3 года назад +845

    THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE’LL GET TO ANOTHER HAIR CAKE VIDEO😢

    • @caid404
      @caid404 3 года назад +18

      This comment gave me flashbacks that I'm not sure I wanted.

    • @KMG_08
      @KMG_08 3 года назад +21

      I miss Frank

    • @NessaTesa
      @NessaTesa 3 года назад +1

      😏

    • @kyleehyo4797
      @kyleehyo4797 3 года назад +10

      Franku y wood u leave us

    • @bertchintus4103
      @bertchintus4103 3 года назад +9

      This comment plunged me into the nostalgia that is 2012-2016 RUclips

  • @itsdanburton4040
    @itsdanburton4040 3 года назад +138

    So are we just supposed to ignore Chad's excellent knife skills

    • @dansken610
      @dansken610 3 года назад +19

      He's like the last person I expect to be good at cooking since he seems so scuffed otherwise

    • @quasimodomojo8761
      @quasimodomojo8761 3 года назад +12

      It’s literally sexy

    • @np8366
      @np8366 3 года назад +14

      You can tell he can actually cook based on that & how he admonished max for fucking around with the eggs

    • @savj
      @savj 3 года назад +9

      He's been learning from the WoW cook book.

    • @groyperfuhr4871
      @groyperfuhr4871 3 года назад +3

      @no or maybe yes you comment like someone who holds grudges forever

  • @HamD7676
    @HamD7676 9 месяцев назад +1

    The birth of an iconic cold ones character

  • @querencia8697
    @querencia8697 3 года назад +1022

    The nostalgia :(
    The uniforms, the music, and them. God, I miss the old RUclips

    • @xenzorYT
      @xenzorYT 3 года назад +48

      Hair cake, human cake, and vomit cake. The good times.

    • @ivy4793
      @ivy4793 3 года назад +4

      Simpler times 😔

    • @flea3745
      @flea3745 3 года назад +10

      Sucks that they were taken down

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 3 года назад +9

      @@flea3745 They should work with children of poseidon and other gross-out, so-random shitposters to release a DVD with a special commentary track or something
      would probably make a nice penny

    • @canofeggs5410
      @canofeggs5410 3 года назад +1

      same

  • @juhis5936
    @juhis5936 3 года назад +168

    "I have arthritis" sounds like it would have been a meme in 2014

    • @sonicaids
      @sonicaids 3 года назад +19

      i instantly thought of idubbbz

    • @ahhh6328
      @ahhh6328 3 года назад +4

      I have osteoporosis

  • @gremlin0O0
    @gremlin0O0 Год назад +6

    Look at that lil fella on there
    Look at the lil character
    Look at him he got sunglasses on
    Look at him look at the lil character
    Look at the lil character
    Look at that there a funny lil character

  • @joshuawoolley6283
    @joshuawoolley6283 3 года назад +156

    When Max reminisced over the chef outfit...
    Shit made me cry too :'(

    • @linkaster2873
      @linkaster2873 3 года назад +9

      Never again will there be content like that. That was the best stuff on RUclips, and now it can't be uploaded, or it'll be demonitized/taken down. It's really sad. I miss the boys.

    • @Jerseff
      @Jerseff 3 года назад +1

      @@linkaster2873 Its not quite as edgy but OFFCANNY still have the same kinda chaotic vibes as old Frank stuff, you should give the channel a try

    • @linkaster2873
      @linkaster2873 3 года назад +1

      @@Jerseff I'll look into it. Thanks!

  • @bigpappasmoggie
    @bigpappasmoggie 3 года назад +181

    Prezo went absolutely insane with this one. Constant laughs all the way through. Give that boy a raise!

    • @mmanda515
      @mmanda515 3 года назад +5

      In addition to whomever has the lucky job of.... cleaning up after them & that crazy mess! ;) $$$ BIG raise definitely deserved, imho! Stay safe & be well.

  • @nolem5417
    @nolem5417 3 года назад +2285

    Old woman: “I have arthritis”
    Max and Chad: laughs

  • @HandlingYou
    @HandlingYou Год назад +1

    bro i didnt even realize i was rewatching this episode till the "look at the little guy "part

  • @igotte2bananaei540
    @igotte2bananaei540 3 года назад +96

    " When was the last time u put on a chef outfit ? "
    *Vietnam flashbacks*
    " _..............C H E F ?_ "

  • @Promitheos
    @Promitheos 3 года назад +68

    The little egg character bit killed me. That's the type of jokes I do. I cant stop laughing.

  • @crossfoxfinance
    @crossfoxfinance 3 года назад +151

    19:16 "Oi, lemme be clear" *becomes clear* that KILLED me

  • @pepe-pl7oy
    @pepe-pl7oy 10 месяцев назад +1

    That flashback with the chef outfit just teleported me to CHILDHOOD

  • @bnuratmaja
    @bnuratmaja 3 года назад +41

    Did you guys notice the little egg character with the sunglasses? I like that.