THE GOD OF WII BABYSITTING
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- Опубликовано: 28 апр 2020
- Schlatt learns to become a mother
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Edited by ME!!! ALL BY MYSELF!!!
Babysitting Mama, known in Japan as Babysitter Mama (ベビーシッターママ, Bebīshittā Mama) is a babysitting simulation-styled minigame compilation video game for the Wii console. It is the third spin-off from the Cooking Mama series; the first two were Gardening Mama and Crafting Mama. It includes a stuffed toy human baby to play with and the player slips its Wii Remote inside. It includes 50 different baby mini games and activities, like playing, washing, etc.
(Apparently I only played four of those minigames. Oh well.) - Игры
Schlatt: “what you gonna do, kill me?”
*looks back at baby*
Kathrynn Teehee 😂😂😂
"You know what they call me? They call me the Hangman "
800th like
hangbaby
WHEN HE SAID ''its okay daddys here'' I CHOKED ON MY DAMN WATER
I ALMOST DIED FROM CHOKING ON MEH FRIKIN COOKIE
TIME STAMP???
@@suppazz 9:51
I'm surprised no one has clipped that (probably)
you know who else choked on water? the baby.
Watching this on Father’s Day is just amazing
Ay where is eteled
Bahahah im watching this on Fathers day as well
So true
@@manymanytacos8082 I am too
Yes
Techno: bro I just DROPKICKED that child
Schlatt: amateur
Anyone who sees this got rick rolled L
Yeah and kevin did it with the baby toy
"officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENCE"
@@nondescripthandle212 ah I see a fellow callmekevin watcher
indeed
Now i understand his tweet from earlier
"Dont ask me how my day was"
@The main cause of warps in all of reality somehow though, i think we all figured that was the case
I was 667
Same
the baby is safe
The absolute terror in his voice when the baby starts crying gets me every time
9:59 hes like an irishman all that sh!t down its throat
Minx in the background like👁👄👁
He's right though
“Don’t laugh, there is absolutely nothing funny about that”
-Schlatt after the Dasani drowns the baby
dog
fish
bird
“Dasani” sounds like “kill you” in chinese if you speak it the right way
eel
cooking mama: "Do it just like mam-"
Schlatt: "*shUTUP*"
Don’t forget he also said “Fuck you! Suck my-“ ehhh you probably know the rest.
@@alexpankratz792 BAHAHA YOU RIGHT
1k like :)
And he punched it in the face
Does "Mama" actually have a name aside from "Cooking Mama"?
"I've always been good with kids"
**Almost 14 minutes of schlatt abusing baby yuto**
I legit started CRYING in laughter at 7:53
STOP CRYING STOP CRYING
Jschlatt: ties baby to ceiling
Jschlatt: "the baby hung itself"
Epstein baby
“The baby fucking dies”
Yuto didn't kill himself.
Sometimes, I have bad internet, so I look at the comments while it's loading, and this is the first one I see.
@@Raccski capitalism-
5:50
Schlatt: *watches the baby hang itself*
Also Schlatt: POGGERS
IM SCREAMING
hey, i made that meme on the subreddit
@@piyo744 ew
"I'm good with kids"
"Tommy: what the hell do you mean"
6:46
Alright, lets slide this back in
-Jschlatt
"And I went out and purchased something,"
*T H I S I S A C H I L D .*
Grocery store had a sale, can’t blame him
W A Y F A I R W A N T S T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N
"That is wrapped in selophame"
@@IAMDwork used to love that game, had my own servers and everything
" You know what, just take a sip buddy"
*baby proceeds to cry demonically as dasani spills across its face*
I laughed so fkn hard at that part
4:26
The fact that it’s Dasani too, I understand Yuto’s pain
I’m sitting in my bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.
i used to play this game when i was a kid, the part where you have to put it to sleep was simply like hell. Schlatt reaction at 7:44 is priceless
At 1:45, that was the MOST SHOCKED "WHAT THE F*CK" I've ever heard in my life!
"Schlatt" and "baby" don't belong in the same sentence.
"Schlatt is a huge baby"
“ Schlatt brutally murdered a baby in 2001 “
Or the same room
"Baby Schlatt"
"hey guys welcome back to a new video, today we will react to Jschlatt or Schlatt kill a baby"
people: *try to be nice and give schlatt a nice note and candy with his order*
schlatt: *irrational, blinding rage and suspicious confusion*
@Homun culus says konnichiwa (hello)
Well, he is from new york
It's weird but I kinda think Schlatt would make a good father if he actually tried. He seems like the kinda person that would actually be nice and gentle if he actually tries to be.
my grandma: why don't you wanna be a father?
me when I'm around kids for too long:
This is what y’all get for calling Schlatt daddy constantly
It’s not what I wanted but I’ll take it
Daddy schlatt
9:50 he really fed the stans with this one
We asked he delivered
bruh, people who call him daddy also want him to step on them this is exactly what they want lmao
Most famous quotes
_"I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY"_
*"Baby Yuto hung himself"*
1.3k likes and only 1 comment?
@@pinealitz I didn't expect to reach 1.3k likes tbh
cyber punk becme goose
@Yuuma hi
@@nuttellaguy6315 Hello
The baby hanging with happy music in the background gives off some serious DDLC vibes
jschlatt:You know i like kids and babys
Also jschlatt:
7:56
"This is the child I'll be fathering"
*puts on hearing aids*
"This will be the orphan I'll be fucking destroying"
LOL
that last word is of extreme importance
Technoblade could help with that last one
@@Keke_Poutri yes. and me
-ecks the orphan murderer
@@soggos732 AYO WHAT THE FU-
Dr.Shakey Hands preforming a C-section: "Hope I'm not stabbing the baby. That would be unfortunate."
Stumpi Raygun then he frames the baby’s death as a suicide by hanging it while he eats Japanese candy pretending he didn’t notice it in the background.
good comment
7:55 this part makes him look like he would be the best dad ;)
11:21 how to make a baby stop crying
Game: no no no don’t shake the baby
Schaltt : IM NOT SHAKING IT
*c o n t i n u e s t o s l a p b a b y*
I mean he's not shaking the baby
Samᄋᄉᄋ it said not to shake the baby, it didn’t say anything about slapping it
“Baby changing station.”
“Baby hanging station.”
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Basically synonyms
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This is the first moment he actually looks like schlatt in media
7:50
Fun fact:that's what SIDS is
This won’t look good if Schlatt ever gets involved in a custody battle.
bro
@@lxxnano what
Holy shit
i hope this isnt foreshadowing
cooking mama took the kids
Seeing schlatt crying while eating a durian flavored japanese candy while his baby is hanging itself out of focus is not what I expected to see today
Spoon reading this is even better for me because I haven’t watched the video yet lmao
but you cant complain
Funniest shit I've ever seen, ngl.
It was not what I was expecting but it was what I was needing, I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time and I’m still cry laughing. The whole scene of Schlatt trying not to laugh as his son hangs himself in the background got me hard.
I also need my inhaler.
I’ve had one of those before. I immediately had to spit it out
"I've always been good with kids."
*haha, ironic*
“Don’t laugh there’s nothing funny about that.”
Me with my messed up dark humor: **Literally dying and choking back laughter from crying because I’m laughing so hard**
Schlatt: Yeah I’m killin it!
The game: Yeah, you’re quite literally killing it.
Juliana X99 this needs more likes
Underrated
Yes
Baby Yuto: **literally fucking hanging himself because of blunt trauma**
Well it wanted to be killed
imagine if his neighbours could hear him yelling *I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY*
“THATS YOUR OPINION BITCH”
Or saying "the baby hung itself"
THE F*CK AM I DOING WRONG
I'M DOING IT LIKE MAMA!
*HOLY SHIT I DROPPED IT*
“i purchased something”
*”this is a child-“*
The backstory for tubbo getting left in a box on the road
"Baby changing station?"
Schlatt; "Baby hanging station"
👏👏👏best use of that meme
Introduce applauding bois
i feel like hes said that before becuase its Schlatt lol
👏👏👏
This should be titled
*grown man yells at a wii game while violently abusing a baby doll*
Lol yes
And then the baby hangs itself add that at the end of the title
**POLICE CALLED**
Uh oh
Yew
0:49 ofc its candy in there, how else you think they got the baby in it?
Oh no
💀💀💀
“This is a child wrapped in cellophane.”
Well, never thought I would hear those words in my life.
Rare footage of Elon learning how to take care of X-AE-A12
Logan Paul
AchilleYeet no, no Logan Paul. Logan Paul bad
Æ sorry just had to do it...
*k*
Never mind Hudson is actually named that WTF
schlatt as a dad would be morbidly entertaining.
Hold on, ... 27 years ago?
Hold up, how???
Lmao
What kind if time traveler are you....
I like how yall dont even see the “1 month ago” after the fake date
I was genuinely uncontrollably laughing. Its 4:30am and I'm sleeping on my parents floor atm. My body physically could not hold back the laughter of the hanging child.
"can i get a better baby?!" had me dead
schlatt eating a green KitKat and saying "kill me" while a baby is hanged in the background after having been thrown at a whiteboard is both the funniest and scariest thing I've seen in a while
It’s a fever dream.
It's a nightmare
What if carson walked in
@@GrayGaming-uv9md shlatt what the hell man
Avinash Singh I think him jackhammering the thing’s face while it screams in agony is the most terrifying thing
"There's no domestic violence going on." -jschlatt 2019
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Wait was this streamed in 2019?
Aged finely
@@raspie It's from the smplive talent show
Baby Yuto was taken by Social Services shortly after the stream ended
after watching this video, i’ve made up my mind that schlatt would make an excellent father
the baby hanging itself joke made me cry of laughter- ⟟ had tears in my eyes cuz of that-
tommrow: thinking about children
ToothEh tommrow
Nah,
“Thinking about mama”
Uh oh
tommrow
YOU STOLE MY SHIT
Jschlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about shaking the baby.”
thinking bout hanging a baby
Thinking about the gallows
thinking about Duran
“Shaking the baby”
I know someone else who likes shaking young humans as well.
thinking about ifla
2:59
This reminds me of Doki Doki Literature Club
Nobody will forget Shlatt screaming “ I am doing it like mama!”
This is going in the “Schlatt plays horror games” playlist
It's called baby hanging time
i was just thinking that before i saw this comment lol
Honestly, most of his videos should
Originalgetreu true
Or “Schlatt makes games horrifying”
this should be put in the "schlatt plays horror games" playlist.
Just like mama
@Lindsey Seastrom you tell me, this comment just came to my head as i sat in awe as that baby just swung there hanging from the ceiling. i did not even realize how many likes it had till you just cOMMENTED LOOOOOOOOOOL
I was just saying the baby sounds like the monsters from Silent Hill Shattered Memories. This truly is a horror game
@Lindsey Seastrom Hey, at least it's not one of those annoying colon memes
You mean "schlatt creates a horror game"?
The wii game arc was truly a different time.
Hmm, he seems reasonable. If I ever have a son or daughter in the future I'm ringing this guy first. His methods are effective to say the least.
Tomorrow on the community tab: “Thinking about my son”
true
"thinking about baby
“thinking about mama “
Thinking about hanging babys
Thinking about babysitting
Schlatt: Yeah, I've always been good with kids. That's why I decided to babysit!
Also Schlatt: 5:44 7:29 7:55 6:39 11:20 13:09
these are the best timestamps ive ever seen in a comments section
His poor nieghbors...
@Noi Gunn and 9:50
"did the baby deserve it?"
*92% Yes.*
I love democracy.
Is this who I think this is ,? -hairyperry
Baby: *Crying*
Schlatt after repeatedly shaking the baby and pounding its face with a massage gun: "STOOOOOPP CRYYYIINGG!!!!!"
7:55 - 8:11 everything between that is the most *PRICELESS* moment in the whole video 😂
I love how the sticky note just says hi in Japanese, but schlatt talks like hes got a dark web stalker that he fears is trying to contact him through his eBay purchases.
Much appreciated. Schlatt and people being nice to him don’t seem to mix well for him
i love how this is monetized, i got an ad just after schlatt said "the baby actually hung itself"
Same here, it was an ad for Planned Parenthood too 💀
To be continued
@reese m *ACCEPT THE TRUTH*
@@phia._. I’ve been getting one for plan b on all of shlatts vids, including this one lolll
I got an ad for depression lmfaooooo
Noone:
Jschlatt: *now I'm gonna hang baby while I try Japanese candies.*
Jschlatt ten seconds later: *(crying) the baby hung itself*
Schlatt:IM DOING IT JUST LIKE MAMA
also schlatt: holts the baby the wrong way
Jschlatt: "I'm not shaking the baby!"
Also Jschlatt: **Proceeds to give the baby whiplash**
Also schlatt: Proceeds to *hang the baby*
Also schlatt: **chucks baby across the room**
@@jinchey cursed
@@jinchey and then eat candy and laugh at his child's suffering corpse
dont worry! the baby will be fine. he drowned it first. it didn't feel a thing
**Smacks baby in the back so hard it's entire body reverberates**
"Don't shake the baby!
"I'M NOT SHAKING IT!!!!"
I mean technically he is not shaking it
666th like
@@itsjidan4927 oh god..
*reverberates*
4:42 time stamp :D
1:06 that is the most threatening hello I’ve ever seen in my life. I think it’s the smile
Jshlatt: don't laugh
My dumb a$$:laughing the whole time.
Everyone in my house at 11:00: Wtf is she doing
Hey 2022 me here um i still luaghed and recored my favorite part and im dying luaghing
Hey 2024 me here and umm I still die laughing at this part
Can’t wait for schlatt to say “thinking about children” and go quiet for 14 years
Expandium Donginus looks familiar 🤔
@@ToothEh its almost as if he took some inspiration from your comment
@@ToothEh Hardly an original comment mate, this trend started a good three videos ago
Hmm haven't I seen this before
*quiet
“oh yeah, i’m killing it, oh yeah-i’m killing it.”
schlatt that’s not the best wording to use.
Didn’t expect you to comment.
i was at that part exactly when i saw this comment and i was like holy shit
ConnorMac77 JackGuy72 r/unexpectedmontypython
the spanish inquisition Our chief weapons are fear and surprise...
Just like the three other babies back in 1989. They call him butcher knife.
i have a great suspicion that schlatt would be a good parent
Bro I’m crying rn to how funny this is
Schlatt: Tips baby upside down.
Cooking Mama: “You’re doing it wrong.”
Schlatt: “HOWWWWWW?!”
Schlatt screaming "IM DOING IT LIKE MAMA!!" makes him sound like a dad who got left with the baby for a day.
So basically who's your daddy:Wii version?
@@rizkybiz2859 yea
Honestly, like when my mom would go out with my brother and my dad would be stuck taking care of me
I was concerned about this comment until I re-read it
@@SnufflySpyi’m very curious on the other way you could’ve taken this comment but I’m not sure I want to know…
Every once in a while, I come back to this absolute gem
The durian candy was the punishment for the sin that is schlatt’s fatherhood skills
imagine being schlatt's neighbor and hearing "STOP CRYING" over and over again at 6 in the morning
They look out the window and see a hanging baby
And then hearing the loud thump of the baby getting fucking smacked against the white board.
I love how he’s just eating Japanese candy while yuto is hanging in the back
and hes crying over the durain one
Lol
“It wouldn’t be funny if I didn’t”
He’s hangin around
*I gently open the door...*
I love the way it's just smiling while it's hanging on the ceiling
Mama: don’t rush it
Schlatt: fully inverts the baby in 0.0002 seconds
Schlatt in the community tab:
“Thinking about abortion”
Thinking about Rowe v. Wade
it makes sense now
Alternate title: Man eats foreign candy while abusing child
"doesn't matter going in" that was funny
yknow the introduction to this video is a lot more frightening when you're half asleep and you hear "I love kids. I bought a child"
jshlatt: **Breathes**
Babysitting Mama: *NO NO NO DONT SHAKE THE BABY*
Jshlatt: the baby hanging
RUclips: monetize that shit
Edouard STILL MONETIZED!
@@tylerjester507 yeah
WOW look at ur channel it seems like it is pretty good u might more subs soon
Demonetise that crap
“Thinking about all the people trying to predict the next community post”
That’s literally what I do every time I see a new video
Thinking about all the people telling schlatt to wake up his family misses him
Thinking about Baby Yuto.
Thinking about babies
Thinking about kids
7:27
"I'm doing it just like Mama!"
Out of context this sounds so sad. To be honest, it sounds like a widowed father.
5:40 Imagine joining your first JSchatt stream & you see this
“I’m not shaking the baby, that’s your opinion”
Tray Lagger bruh
Yo
The meatloaf
It’s cold
Yo The Meatloaf Cold r/usernamechecksout
The intense music and crying in the background while he was trying to cradle the baby was absolutely terrifying
it made my sensory issues go brrrrrrr
That part made me laugh so hard to the point where my back was hurting
What’s the intense music called
I wanted to cry at that moment
it somehow overwhelmed me even tho i’m just sitting here eating mac and cheese
I love how, at the sight of a baby hanging from a noose, Schlatt pogs
6:02
FATHER I AM DYING-Baby from schlatt's ceiling