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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2020
  • Schlatt learns to become a mother
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    Edited by ME!!! ALL BY MYSELF!!!
    Babysitting Mama, known in Japan as Babysitter Mama (ベビーシッターママ, Bebīshittā Mama) is a babysitting simulation-styled minigame compilation video game for the Wii console. It is the third spin-off from the Cooking Mama series; the first two were Gardening Mama and Crafting Mama. It includes a stuffed toy human baby to play with and the player slips its Wii Remote inside. It includes 50 different baby mini games and activities, like playing, washing, etc.
    (Apparently I only played four of those minigames. Oh well.)
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @pookers3005
    @pookers3005 4 года назад +2227

    Schlatt: “what you gonna do, kill me?”
    *looks back at baby*

  • @anijeepa
    @anijeepa 3 года назад +1867

    "You know what they call me? They call me the Hangman "

    • @beans3757
      @beans3757 3 года назад +1

      800th like

    • @xixmpx
      @xixmpx 3 года назад +1

      hangbaby

  • @klarakonecnik09
    @klarakonecnik09 2 года назад +992

    WHEN HE SAID ''its okay daddys here'' I CHOKED ON MY DAMN WATER

    • @goofyahhperson3666
      @goofyahhperson3666 Год назад +27

      I ALMOST DIED FROM CHOKING ON MEH FRIKIN COOKIE

    • @suppazz
      @suppazz Год назад +5

      TIME STAMP???

    • @JamboreeBlackberry
      @JamboreeBlackberry Год назад +7

      @@suppazz 9:51

    • @megasquigster
      @megasquigster Год назад +9

      I'm surprised no one has clipped that (probably)

    • @feritye767
      @feritye767 8 месяцев назад +8

      you know who else choked on water? the baby.

  • @izz3044
    @izz3044 2 года назад +2067

    Watching this on Father’s Day is just amazing

  • @enderexpresso
    @enderexpresso 3 года назад +9785

    Techno: bro I just DROPKICKED that child
    Schlatt: amateur

    • @cranjismcbasketball615
      @cranjismcbasketball615 3 года назад +90

      Anyone who sees this got rick rolled L

    • @nondescripthandle212
      @nondescripthandle212 3 года назад +65

      Yeah and kevin did it with the baby toy

    • @fumpyy_
      @fumpyy_ 3 года назад +155

      "officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENCE"

    • @rateater236
      @rateater236 3 года назад +36

      @@nondescripthandle212 ah I see a fellow callmekevin watcher

    • @leigh4656
      @leigh4656 3 года назад +8

      indeed

  • @shadowclann28
    @shadowclann28 4 года назад +3393

    Now i understand his tweet from earlier
    "Dont ask me how my day was"

    • @jcnom6606
      @jcnom6606 4 года назад +62

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality somehow though, i think we all figured that was the case

    • @kehnibobehni883
      @kehnibobehni883 4 года назад +2

      I was 667

    • @angrycrimson1462
      @angrycrimson1462 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @joemama1781
      @joemama1781 4 года назад +2

      the baby is safe

  • @Avi_balkaran
    @Avi_balkaran 2 года назад +414

    The absolute terror in his voice when the baby starts crying gets me every time

  • @roberthernon8086
    @roberthernon8086 2 года назад +91

    9:59 hes like an irishman all that sh!t down its throat
    Minx in the background like👁👄👁

  • @GROOT-ob9rg
    @GROOT-ob9rg 4 года назад +5371

    “Don’t laugh, there is absolutely nothing funny about that”
    -Schlatt after the Dasani drowns the baby

  • @bugmoscombat5971
    @bugmoscombat5971 3 года назад +2350

    cooking mama: "Do it just like mam-"
    Schlatt: "*shUTUP*"

    • @alexpankratz792
      @alexpankratz792 3 года назад +25

      Don’t forget he also said “Fuck you! Suck my-“ ehhh you probably know the rest.

    • @bugmoscombat5971
      @bugmoscombat5971 3 года назад +5

      @@alexpankratz792 BAHAHA YOU RIGHT

    • @Miklo-oz9pb
      @Miklo-oz9pb 3 года назад +2

      1k like :)

    • @frmad9329
      @frmad9329 3 года назад +2

      And he punched it in the face

    • @wyattgray5863
      @wyattgray5863 3 года назад +2

      Does "Mama" actually have a name aside from "Cooking Mama"?

  • @AnEldritchBeing
    @AnEldritchBeing 2 года назад +229

    "I've always been good with kids"
    **Almost 14 minutes of schlatt abusing baby yuto**

  • @JubbJubb_
    @JubbJubb_ 2 года назад +100

    I legit started CRYING in laughter at 7:53

  • @UsedNapkin458
    @UsedNapkin458 4 года назад +5370

    Jschlatt: ties baby to ceiling
    Jschlatt: "the baby hung itself"

    • @kiplingwasafurry1108
      @kiplingwasafurry1108 4 года назад +198

      Epstein baby

    • @Raccski
      @Raccski 4 года назад +94

      “The baby fucking dies”

    • @weirdredstone42
      @weirdredstone42 4 года назад +65

      Yuto didn't kill himself.

    • @xxhipxx1918
      @xxhipxx1918 4 года назад +27

      Sometimes, I have bad internet, so I look at the comments while it's loading, and this is the first one I see.

    • @idkdude1118
      @idkdude1118 4 года назад +3

      @@Raccski capitalism-

  • @linkeroftime4681
    @linkeroftime4681 4 года назад +2089

    5:50
    Schlatt: *watches the baby hang itself*
    Also Schlatt: POGGERS

    • @maxandcheeese
      @maxandcheeese 3 года назад +20

      IM SCREAMING

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 3 года назад +8

      hey, i made that meme on the subreddit

    • @codroby8201
      @codroby8201 3 года назад +5

      @@piyo744 ew

  • @K0UNZGUTZ
    @K0UNZGUTZ 2 года назад +60

    "I'm good with kids"
    "Tommy: what the hell do you mean"

  • @corrupted5642
    @corrupted5642 2 года назад +20

    6:46
    Alright, lets slide this back in
    -Jschlatt

  • @IvailoStoychev
    @IvailoStoychev 4 года назад +3094

    "And I went out and purchased something,"
    *T H I S I S A C H I L D .*

    • @genericonameo8090
      @genericonameo8090 3 года назад +48

      Grocery store had a sale, can’t blame him

    • @alexjustice1337
      @alexjustice1337 3 года назад +15

      W A Y F A I R W A N T S T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N

    • @pyroboi7003
      @pyroboi7003 3 года назад +7

      "That is wrapped in selophame"

    • @justcallmenoah5743
      @justcallmenoah5743 3 года назад +1

      @@IAMDwork used to love that game, had my own servers and everything

  • @user-by7to8xj2e
    @user-by7to8xj2e 4 года назад +3606

    " You know what, just take a sip buddy"
    *baby proceeds to cry demonically as dasani spills across its face*

    • @TiredBerry1542
      @TiredBerry1542 4 года назад +26

      I laughed so fkn hard at that part
      4:26

    • @Nepisalright
      @Nepisalright 3 года назад +6

      The fact that it’s Dasani too, I understand Yuto’s pain

    • @seafoam2190
      @seafoam2190 3 года назад +4

      I’m sitting in my bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.

  • @_x_s_x_766
    @_x_s_x_766 Год назад +42

    i used to play this game when i was a kid, the part where you have to put it to sleep was simply like hell. Schlatt reaction at 7:44 is priceless

  • @creeprvictor
    @creeprvictor 7 месяцев назад +3

    At 1:45, that was the MOST SHOCKED "WHAT THE F*CK" I've ever heard in my life!

  • @kevinbmx2225
    @kevinbmx2225 4 года назад +2399

    "Schlatt" and "baby" don't belong in the same sentence.

    • @userKleos
      @userKleos 3 года назад +86

      "Schlatt is a huge baby"

    • @goose6427
      @goose6427 3 года назад +92

      “ Schlatt brutally murdered a baby in 2001 “

    • @nopenopenopenope.5539
      @nopenopenopenope.5539 3 года назад +35

      Or the same room

    • @cooperartsmith
      @cooperartsmith 3 года назад +29

      "Baby Schlatt"

    • @muza5505
      @muza5505 3 года назад +14

      "hey guys welcome back to a new video, today we will react to Jschlatt or Schlatt kill a baby"

  • @pnutbutter933
    @pnutbutter933 4 года назад +4961

    people: *try to be nice and give schlatt a nice note and candy with his order*
    schlatt: *irrational, blinding rage and suspicious confusion*

  • @justanothergamer64
    @justanothergamer64 9 месяцев назад +27

    It's weird but I kinda think Schlatt would make a good father if he actually tried. He seems like the kinda person that would actually be nice and gentle if he actually tries to be.

  • @khantheghost6360
    @khantheghost6360 2 года назад +12

    my grandma: why don't you wanna be a father?
    me when I'm around kids for too long:

  • @6pixelkid
    @6pixelkid 4 года назад +3243

    This is what y’all get for calling Schlatt daddy constantly

    • @joemamalamo5509
      @joemamalamo5509 4 года назад +139

      It’s not what I wanted but I’ll take it

    • @themaskedunicorn905
      @themaskedunicorn905 4 года назад +62

      Daddy schlatt

    • @suzyshafey4160
      @suzyshafey4160 4 года назад +147

      9:50 he really fed the stans with this one

    • @llm164
      @llm164 4 года назад +34

      We asked he delivered

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 4 года назад +28

      bruh, people who call him daddy also want him to step on them this is exactly what they want lmao

  • @theincredible5379
    @theincredible5379 3 года назад +8741

    Most famous quotes
    _"I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY"_
    *"Baby Yuto hung himself"*

  • @curllum
    @curllum 2 года назад +4

    The baby hanging with happy music in the background gives off some serious DDLC vibes

  • @faz3w
    @faz3w 2 года назад +16

    jschlatt:You know i like kids and babys
    Also jschlatt:
    7:56

  • @sniper9395
    @sniper9395 3 года назад +1707

    "This is the child I'll be fathering"
    *puts on hearing aids*
    "This will be the orphan I'll be fucking destroying"

  • @stumpiraygun4323
    @stumpiraygun4323 4 года назад +1202

    Dr.Shakey Hands preforming a C-section: "Hope I'm not stabbing the baby. That would be unfortunate."

    • @sleepypie3179
      @sleepypie3179 4 года назад +26

      Stumpi Raygun then he frames the baby’s death as a suicide by hanging it while he eats Japanese candy pretending he didn’t notice it in the background.

    • @jacubotheguy1642
      @jacubotheguy1642 4 года назад +3

      good comment

  • @Juggalo_fingerboarder
    @Juggalo_fingerboarder Год назад +8

    7:55 this part makes him look like he would be the best dad ;)

  • @thesuperiorkitten
    @thesuperiorkitten 2 года назад +6

    11:21 how to make a baby stop crying

  • @shep8491
    @shep8491 4 года назад +2722

    Game: no no no don’t shake the baby
    Schaltt : IM NOT SHAKING IT
    *c o n t i n u e s t o s l a p b a b y*

    • @drsmooth8058
      @drsmooth8058 4 года назад +33

      I mean he's not shaking the baby

    • @nightmonkey9748
      @nightmonkey9748 4 года назад +28

      Samᄋᄉᄋ it said not to shake the baby, it didn’t say anything about slapping it

  • @SmokeRodent
    @SmokeRodent 4 года назад +1119

    “Baby changing station.”
    “Baby hanging station.”

    • @elemenopi9239
      @elemenopi9239 4 года назад +27

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @markyaqua
      @markyaqua 4 года назад +24

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @trythrusting9980
      @trythrusting9980 4 года назад +2

      Basically synonyms

    • @MirYumiya
      @MirYumiya 4 года назад +11

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @rithiedalip6140
      @rithiedalip6140 4 года назад +10

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @cord2706
    @cord2706 7 месяцев назад +3

    This is the first moment he actually looks like schlatt in media

  • @captainsquids2792
    @captainsquids2792 2 года назад +6

    7:50
    Fun fact:that's what SIDS is

  • @wishinfishin4630
    @wishinfishin4630 4 года назад +12923

    This won’t look good if Schlatt ever gets involved in a custody battle.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 года назад +3846

    Seeing schlatt crying while eating a durian flavored japanese candy while his baby is hanging itself out of focus is not what I expected to see today

    • @_uwucifer_
      @_uwucifer_ 4 года назад +122

      Spoon reading this is even better for me because I haven’t watched the video yet lmao

    • @ry1774
      @ry1774 4 года назад +8

      but you cant complain

    • @vextronx
      @vextronx 4 года назад +6

      Funniest shit I've ever seen, ngl.

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 4 года назад +14

      It was not what I was expecting but it was what I was needing, I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time and I’m still cry laughing. The whole scene of Schlatt trying not to laugh as his son hangs himself in the background got me hard.
      I also need my inhaler.

    • @ethanhavens7222
      @ethanhavens7222 4 года назад +2

      I’ve had one of those before. I immediately had to spit it out

  • @whyllowfilms
    @whyllowfilms 2 года назад +4

    "I've always been good with kids."
    *haha, ironic*

  • @miarodriguez9670
    @miarodriguez9670 2 года назад +129

    “Don’t laugh there’s nothing funny about that.”
    Me with my messed up dark humor: **Literally dying and choking back laughter from crying because I’m laughing so hard**

  • @frogglie2491
    @frogglie2491 3 года назад +7491

    Schlatt: Yeah I’m killin it!
    The game: Yeah, you’re quite literally killing it.

    • @Inonowannna
      @Inonowannna 3 года назад +19

      Juliana X99 this needs more likes

    • @mr.derpyface558
      @mr.derpyface558 3 года назад +14

      Underrated

    • @bigman5135
      @bigman5135 3 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @ejoty_6128
      @ejoty_6128 3 года назад +8

      Baby Yuto: **literally fucking hanging himself because of blunt trauma**

    • @tyerhalm2979
      @tyerhalm2979 3 года назад +3

      Well it wanted to be killed

  • @xxephyrr382
    @xxephyrr382 4 года назад +3381

    imagine if his neighbours could hear him yelling *I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY*

  • @l0lipop912
    @l0lipop912 2 года назад +5

    “i purchased something”
    *”this is a child-“*

  • @CJ-sp6lh
    @CJ-sp6lh 2 года назад +15

    The backstory for tubbo getting left in a box on the road

  • @grapefantuh
    @grapefantuh 4 года назад +817

    "Baby changing station?"
    Schlatt; "Baby hanging station"

    • @aakazoo8452
      @aakazoo8452 4 года назад +9

      👏👏👏best use of that meme

    • @matthewtaylor445
      @matthewtaylor445 4 года назад +3

      Introduce applauding bois

    • @Imaniluv3
      @Imaniluv3 4 года назад +1

      i feel like hes said that before becuase its Schlatt lol

    • @dj__alien
      @dj__alien 4 года назад +1

      👏👏👏

  • @UnivsFell
    @UnivsFell 3 года назад +2994

    This should be titled
    *grown man yells at a wii game while violently abusing a baby doll*

  • @biccshaccy
    @biccshaccy 2 года назад +34

    0:49 ofc its candy in there, how else you think they got the baby in it?

  • @flowerx8973
    @flowerx8973 2 года назад +17

    “This is a child wrapped in cellophane.”
    Well, never thought I would hear those words in my life.

  • @lordofgeese6437
    @lordofgeese6437 4 года назад +9840

    Rare footage of Elon learning how to take care of X-AE-A12

    • @imactuallyahotanimebabe
      @imactuallyahotanimebabe 4 года назад +48

      Logan Paul

    • @lordofgeese6437
      @lordofgeese6437 4 года назад +88

      AchilleYeet no, no Logan Paul. Logan Paul bad

    • @Exusikia
      @Exusikia 4 года назад +42

      Æ sorry just had to do it...

    • @buozq2
      @buozq2 4 года назад +4

      *k*

    • @SPG69
      @SPG69 3 года назад +4

      Never mind Hudson is actually named that WTF

  • @simone635
    @simone635 3 года назад +11145

    schlatt as a dad would be morbidly entertaining.

    • @loopdeloop_
      @loopdeloop_ 3 года назад +156

      Hold on, ... 27 years ago?

    • @vixathewanderer1085
      @vixathewanderer1085 3 года назад +60

      Hold up, how???

    • @pinealitz
      @pinealitz 3 года назад +31

      Lmao

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 3 года назад +65

      What kind if time traveler are you....

    • @D46A
      @D46A 3 года назад +152

      I like how yall dont even see the “1 month ago” after the fake date

  • @SheepishClown
    @SheepishClown 8 месяцев назад +1

    I was genuinely uncontrollably laughing. Its 4:30am and I'm sleeping on my parents floor atm. My body physically could not hold back the laughter of the hanging child.

  • @aspeckledpotat0337
    @aspeckledpotat0337 2 года назад +2

    "can i get a better baby?!" had me dead

  • @avinashsingh1642
    @avinashsingh1642 4 года назад +4063

    schlatt eating a green KitKat and saying "kill me" while a baby is hanged in the background after having been thrown at a whiteboard is both the funniest and scariest thing I've seen in a while

    • @candyytea
      @candyytea 4 года назад +65

      It’s a fever dream.

    • @yllwtoast
      @yllwtoast 4 года назад +9

      It's a nightmare

    • @GrayGaming-uv9md
      @GrayGaming-uv9md 4 года назад +28

      What if carson walked in

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 4 года назад +12

      @@GrayGaming-uv9md shlatt what the hell man

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 года назад +19

      Avinash Singh I think him jackhammering the thing’s face while it screams in agony is the most terrifying thing

  • @FulToast
    @FulToast 4 года назад +1607

    "There's no domestic violence going on." -jschlatt 2019

    • @FanFoRlYfE
      @FanFoRlYfE 4 года назад +37

      The prophecy has been fulfilled

    • @raspie
      @raspie 4 года назад +4

      Wait was this streamed in 2019?

    • @xantis2236
      @xantis2236 4 года назад +2

      Aged finely

    • @FulToast
      @FulToast 4 года назад +17

      @@raspie It's from the smplive talent show

    • @guy9876
      @guy9876 4 года назад +6

      Baby Yuto was taken by Social Services shortly after the stream ended

  • @broisyougobbling
    @broisyougobbling 2 года назад +12

    after watching this video, i’ve made up my mind that schlatt would make an excellent father

  • @acethegreat_
    @acethegreat_ 2 года назад +6

    the baby hanging itself joke made me cry of laughter- ⟟ had tears in my eyes cuz of that-

  • @ToothEh
    @ToothEh 4 года назад +658

    tommrow: thinking about children

  • @Fanman_7206
    @Fanman_7206 4 года назад +1274

    Jschlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about shaking the baby.”

  • @_.cherrybomb._7418
    @_.cherrybomb._7418 Год назад +8

    2:59
    This reminds me of Doki Doki Literature Club

  • @JustAnotherMexicanDude
    @JustAnotherMexicanDude 2 года назад +3

    Nobody will forget Shlatt screaming “ I am doing it like mama!”

  • @akaherb8815
    @akaherb8815 4 года назад +2989

    This is going in the “Schlatt plays horror games” playlist

    • @humantent945
      @humantent945 4 года назад +30

      It's called baby hanging time

    • @alexsa4661
      @alexsa4661 4 года назад +7

      i was just thinking that before i saw this comment lol

    • @aaron8342
      @aaron8342 4 года назад +3

      Honestly, most of his videos should

    • @alexsa4661
      @alexsa4661 4 года назад

      Originalgetreu true

    • @fitquefunlie9848
      @fitquefunlie9848 Год назад +2

      Or “Schlatt makes games horrifying”

  • @sarcasticdino
    @sarcasticdino 4 года назад +2451

    this should be put in the "schlatt plays horror games" playlist.

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 4 года назад +22

      Just like mama

    • @sarcasticdino
      @sarcasticdino 4 года назад +4

      @Lindsey Seastrom you tell me, this comment just came to my head as i sat in awe as that baby just swung there hanging from the ceiling. i did not even realize how many likes it had till you just cOMMENTED LOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK 4 года назад +1

      I was just saying the baby sounds like the monsters from Silent Hill Shattered Memories. This truly is a horror game

    • @Freddie_Kurst
      @Freddie_Kurst 4 года назад +1

      @Lindsey Seastrom Hey, at least it's not one of those annoying colon memes

    • @felixmousseau5192
      @felixmousseau5192 4 года назад

      You mean "schlatt creates a horror game"?

  • @Oooga-Chaka
    @Oooga-Chaka Месяц назад +1

    The wii game arc was truly a different time.

  • @theholyketchup6445
    @theholyketchup6445 2 года назад +4

    Hmm, he seems reasonable. If I ever have a son or daughter in the future I'm ringing this guy first. His methods are effective to say the least.

  • @_WanderYT
    @_WanderYT 4 года назад +817

    Tomorrow on the community tab: “Thinking about my son”

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 4 года назад +870

    Schlatt: Yeah, I've always been good with kids. That's why I decided to babysit!
    Also Schlatt: 5:44 7:29 7:55 6:39 11:20 13:09

    • @ollieeamens5231
      @ollieeamens5231 4 года назад +20

      these are the best timestamps ive ever seen in a comments section

    • @immisive3333
      @immisive3333 4 года назад +6

      His poor nieghbors...

    • @pearcegolding3544
      @pearcegolding3544 4 года назад +7

      @Noi Gunn and 9:50

    • @donovanthefrog138
      @donovanthefrog138 4 года назад +8

      "did the baby deserve it?"
      *92% Yes.*
      I love democracy.

    • @mrperry3361
      @mrperry3361 4 года назад +1

      Is this who I think this is ,? -hairyperry

  • @thecobra2771
    @thecobra2771 2 года назад +2

    Baby: *Crying*
    Schlatt after repeatedly shaking the baby and pounding its face with a massage gun: "STOOOOOPP CRYYYIINGG!!!!!"

  • @FoXX_XX
    @FoXX_XX Год назад +7

    7:55 - 8:11 everything between that is the most *PRICELESS* moment in the whole video 😂

  • @muchappreciated.5663
    @muchappreciated.5663 4 года назад +828

    I love how the sticky note just says hi in Japanese, but schlatt talks like hes got a dark web stalker that he fears is trying to contact him through his eBay purchases.

    • @mcyoinked326
      @mcyoinked326 4 года назад +42

      Much appreciated. Schlatt and people being nice to him don’t seem to mix well for him

  • @deeds9318
    @deeds9318 3 года назад +1599

    i love how this is monetized, i got an ad just after schlatt said "the baby actually hung itself"

    • @phia._.
      @phia._. 3 года назад +122

      Same here, it was an ad for Planned Parenthood too 💀

    • @burntbird5902
      @burntbird5902 3 года назад +8

      To be continued

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 3 года назад +20

      @reese m *ACCEPT THE TRUTH*

    • @worm624
      @worm624 3 года назад +15

      @@phia._. I’ve been getting one for plan b on all of shlatts vids, including this one lolll

    • @ansonto9525
      @ansonto9525 3 года назад +3

      I got an ad for depression lmfaooooo

  • @walkingconfyaoi
    @walkingconfyaoi 2 года назад +85

    Noone:
    Jschlatt: *now I'm gonna hang baby while I try Japanese candies.*
    Jschlatt ten seconds later: *(crying) the baby hung itself*

  • @purplevibes8422
    @purplevibes8422 2 года назад +5

    Schlatt:IM DOING IT JUST LIKE MAMA
    also schlatt: holts the baby the wrong way

  • @tired247
    @tired247 4 года назад +12049

    Jschlatt: "I'm not shaking the baby!"
    Also Jschlatt: **Proceeds to give the baby whiplash**

    • @jinchey
      @jinchey 4 года назад +300

      Also schlatt: Proceeds to *hang the baby*

    • @dominiclenahan5939
      @dominiclenahan5939 4 года назад +253

      Also schlatt: **chucks baby across the room**

    • @gabereal
      @gabereal 4 года назад +21

      @@jinchey cursed

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 года назад +67

      @@jinchey and then eat candy and laugh at his child's suffering corpse

    • @birdlevesque8862
      @birdlevesque8862 4 года назад +53

      dont worry! the baby will be fine. he drowned it first. it didn't feel a thing

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +12593

    **Smacks baby in the back so hard it's entire body reverberates**
    "Don't shake the baby!
    "I'M NOT SHAKING IT!!!!"

  • @liamwelsh4665
    @liamwelsh4665 Год назад

    1:06 that is the most threatening hello I’ve ever seen in my life. I think it’s the smile

  • @JustAluna
    @JustAluna 2 года назад +13

    Jshlatt: don't laugh
    My dumb a$$:laughing the whole time.
    Everyone in my house at 11:00: Wtf is she doing
    Hey 2022 me here um i still luaghed and recored my favorite part and im dying luaghing
    Hey 2024 me here and umm I still die laughing at this part

  • @ymite1928
    @ymite1928 4 года назад +770

    Can’t wait for schlatt to say “thinking about children” and go quiet for 14 years

    • @ToothEh
      @ToothEh 4 года назад +6

      Expandium Donginus looks familiar 🤔

    • @barlb0se301
      @barlb0se301 4 года назад +3

      @@ToothEh its almost as if he took some inspiration from your comment

    • @hope6840
      @hope6840 4 года назад +1

      @@ToothEh Hardly an original comment mate, this trend started a good three videos ago

    • @deez2103
      @deez2103 4 года назад

      Hmm haven't I seen this before

    • @therealcrb
      @therealcrb 4 года назад

      *quiet

  • @thebonk_
    @thebonk_ 4 года назад +3288

    “oh yeah, i’m killing it, oh yeah-i’m killing it.”
    schlatt that’s not the best wording to use.

    • @fumbletrix
      @fumbletrix 4 года назад +30

      Didn’t expect you to comment.

    • @connormac7710
      @connormac7710 4 года назад +7

      i was at that part exactly when i saw this comment and i was like holy shit

    • @thebonk_
      @thebonk_ 4 года назад +5

      ConnorMac77 JackGuy72 r/unexpectedmontypython

    • @bradoozy
      @bradoozy 4 года назад +1

      the spanish inquisition Our chief weapons are fear and surprise...

    • @kiiwikiori7542
      @kiiwikiori7542 3 года назад

      Just like the three other babies back in 1989. They call him butcher knife.

  • @Ommelete
    @Ommelete 2 года назад +6

    i have a great suspicion that schlatt would be a good parent

  • @allanjessome9136
    @allanjessome9136 8 месяцев назад

    Bro I’m crying rn to how funny this is

  • @seanboisen4512
    @seanboisen4512 4 года назад +769

    Schlatt: Tips baby upside down.
    Cooking Mama: “You’re doing it wrong.”
    Schlatt: “HOWWWWWW?!”

  • @JackyBoey
    @JackyBoey 4 года назад +2380

    Schlatt screaming "IM DOING IT LIKE MAMA!!" makes him sound like a dad who got left with the baby for a day.

    • @rizkybiz2859
      @rizkybiz2859 Год назад +26

      So basically who's your daddy:Wii version?

    • @angelasmith7830
      @angelasmith7830 Год назад +6

      @@rizkybiz2859 yea

    • @Ksouc7
      @Ksouc7 Год назад +5

      Honestly, like when my mom would go out with my brother and my dad would be stuck taking care of me

    • @SnufflySpy
      @SnufflySpy Год назад +2

      I was concerned about this comment until I re-read it

    • @hellolamb1391
      @hellolamb1391 10 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@SnufflySpyi’m very curious on the other way you could’ve taken this comment but I’m not sure I want to know…

  • @Fluffy-ov1tp
    @Fluffy-ov1tp 2 года назад +3

    Every once in a while, I come back to this absolute gem

  • @eddieeboyyy
    @eddieeboyyy 9 месяцев назад

    The durian candy was the punishment for the sin that is schlatt’s fatherhood skills

  • @soapwoo
    @soapwoo 4 года назад +447

    imagine being schlatt's neighbor and hearing "STOP CRYING" over and over again at 6 in the morning

    • @ebqs
      @ebqs 4 года назад +19

      They look out the window and see a hanging baby

    • @connormascola7407
      @connormascola7407 4 года назад +11

      And then hearing the loud thump of the baby getting fucking smacked against the white board.

  • @blendintothebackground3545
    @blendintothebackground3545 3 года назад +5421

    I love how he’s just eating Japanese candy while yuto is hanging in the back

  • @Thesnackcopl
    @Thesnackcopl 2 года назад

    I love the way it's just smiling while it's hanging on the ceiling

  • @cassieanthony6383
    @cassieanthony6383 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mama: don’t rush it
    Schlatt: fully inverts the baby in 0.0002 seconds

  • @egghumper4524
    @egghumper4524 4 года назад +566

    Schlatt in the community tab:
    “Thinking about abortion”

    • @jillweff
      @jillweff 4 года назад +2

      Thinking about Rowe v. Wade

    • @L00KE.13
      @L00KE.13 4 года назад

      it makes sense now

  • @alliknowis6528
    @alliknowis6528 4 года назад +505

    Alternate title: Man eats foreign candy while abusing child

  • @nope170
    @nope170 Год назад +1

    "doesn't matter going in" that was funny

  • @yourmomsjorts
    @yourmomsjorts Год назад +1

    yknow the introduction to this video is a lot more frightening when you're half asleep and you hear "I love kids. I bought a child"

  • @void5126
    @void5126 4 года назад +2696

    jshlatt: **Breathes**
    Babysitting Mama: *NO NO NO DONT SHAKE THE BABY*

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 года назад +29

      Jshlatt: the baby hanging
      RUclips: monetize that shit

    • @tylerjester507
      @tylerjester507 4 года назад +11

      Edouard STILL MONETIZED!

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 года назад +2

      @@tylerjester507 yeah

    • @XinTheFox
      @XinTheFox 4 года назад +2

      WOW look at ur channel it seems like it is pretty good u might more subs soon

    • @potatogaming8419
      @potatogaming8419 3 года назад +1

      Demonetise that crap

  • @srirachadonut8011
    @srirachadonut8011 4 года назад +911

    “Thinking about all the people trying to predict the next community post”

    • @toritennant
      @toritennant 4 года назад +4

      That’s literally what I do every time I see a new video

    • @marin8183
      @marin8183 4 года назад +2

      Thinking about all the people telling schlatt to wake up his family misses him

    • @actuallyatlas
      @actuallyatlas 4 года назад +1

      Thinking about Baby Yuto.

    • @ohdannyboy33
      @ohdannyboy33 4 года назад +1

      Thinking about babies

    • @ald3709
      @ald3709 4 года назад

      Thinking about kids

  • @sheep7425
    @sheep7425 2 года назад +1

    7:27
    "I'm doing it just like Mama!"
    Out of context this sounds so sad. To be honest, it sounds like a widowed father.

  • @AshGreninja-ur9us
    @AshGreninja-ur9us 2 года назад +1

    5:40 Imagine joining your first JSchatt stream & you see this

  • @theetreyleager
    @theetreyleager 4 года назад +552

    “I’m not shaking the baby, that’s your opinion”

  • @luckii7017
    @luckii7017 3 года назад +3874

    The intense music and crying in the background while he was trying to cradle the baby was absolutely terrifying

    • @rosa-mv7gl
      @rosa-mv7gl 3 года назад +91

      it made my sensory issues go brrrrrrr

    • @F1ZZYFAZZ
      @F1ZZYFAZZ 2 года назад +87

      That part made me laugh so hard to the point where my back was hurting

    • @neonthetinylittleboxdemon9035
      @neonthetinylittleboxdemon9035 2 года назад +21

      What’s the intense music called

    • @dino6743
      @dino6743 2 года назад +13

      I wanted to cry at that moment

    • @Jojo-xe1bg
      @Jojo-xe1bg 2 года назад +21

      it somehow overwhelmed me even tho i’m just sitting here eating mac and cheese

  • @brunobucciarati4169
    @brunobucciarati4169 2 года назад +1

    I love how, at the sight of a baby hanging from a noose, Schlatt pogs

  • @Alex-qp1en
    @Alex-qp1en 2 года назад +1

    6:02
    FATHER I AM DYING-Baby from schlatt's ceiling