THE GOD OF WII COOKING
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
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Schlatt learns how to cook famous American cuisines like popcorn. and hot dog. he tries as best as he can but the game demands more from him
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Cooking Mama: Cook Off is a unique 2 player family game designed specifically for the Wii. Mama is whipping up some kitchen competition by pitting chef against chef! Help Mama cook international dishes from 10 different nations and watch as the realistic foods actually change in appearance based on your actions! Practice mode lets you fine tune your cooking skills without being judged. Keep up with recipes as they progress - from simple to complex, from small to large dishes you'll unlock. 
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ok.
Love u babe
ok schlatt
No
ok.
"oops I sat on my fat wallet"
"I have no money"
a man of true consistency.
Have you seen his twitter?
The duality of man.
I thought he was going to do a ridge wallet add
Turns out his wallet’s just full of singles
He has big hot men in his wallet
Hearing the Wii baby cry in the background while he goes insane truly added to the experience and really made me want to weep too. Brilliant
It gave me so much anxiety😂
I was like: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE IS SOMEONE DYING?!
I thought i was going to puke and then pass out
Timestamp
@@pwuffix starts near 9:15
Cooking mama: “were going to season the popcorn”
The seasoning: 4 different types of salt
AGAIN LMAO HI
@@user-gf6ec5km5tI watch this video wayyy to often
@@Butteredroll699 me too- but how do i keep finding u
@@user-gf6ec5km5t I don’t even know 😂 I’m everywhere I guess
@@Butteredroll699 me too then lol
I like how you just named him “Fat” in Spanish
Timestamp?
E.e gordo = fat in spanish, im not gonna look for the time stamp but it's when he's making the mii
@@junereishi it’s 3:05
@@greyskull6939 Thanks c:
In Portuguese gordo also means fat😂
I’m just imagining Schlatt getting copystriked for saying “gaming”
Which app/website did you use to make your pfp?
@@nhniall Picrew
he got pissed at timotainment for saying "gaming" so it would be pretty ironic if he did
Ah yes the famous American dish...
Popcorn
"I can go upstairs and fucking do that"
Kinda the point
to jest tak kurwa cringe że nie wiem czy to zrobie ale chyba to zrobie bo jestem jebnięty lol XD
And the hamburger that defiantly isn’t from Hamburg but really from America
hot god
@@kazabubu4419 can’t tell if that’s a different language or you genuinely need help
schlatt accidentally hitting mommys hand and going "i didnt mean to" so softly just cured all my ailments. i will ride this high until i die
time stamp?
@@for3v3rlos3r3 ill rewatch it later and tell you if you havent found it im playing animal crossing right now
@@icarus5468 alr thanks
@@for3v3rlos3r3 got it 17:00
That's creepy go outside
Schlatt: *mentions his wallet*
Me: Oh sponsored by ridg-
Schlatt: R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S
glad to see im not the only one who thought that
he’s a madman
Has anyone else noticed that over time Schlatt’s laugh has deteriorated so much that now he just straight up sounds like The Joker
Im from the future schlatt is now in an insane asylum.
I'm from the far future. Please help us
Yes. And it’s amazing.
@@e849 i can't we can't mess up the time line
I'm from further in the future. Schlatt has escaped the asylum. He's a wanted serial killer now, I have his merch.
The smile after “I sat on my fat wallet” is priceless.
Thought it was gonna be a ridge wallet ad lol
@@totoshmeeg8607 only the calm youtubers advertise ridge
tot O'shmeeg that was the joke haha
tot O'shmeeg biggest plot twist of 2020
yes
schlatt in dsmp: im more of a MAN than you'll ever be fundy.
also schlatt: cried over a bowl of lettuce
Twas the saddest lettuce
It was so sad
It's Hella manly to express yourself. Even if it's having a mental breakdown for cabbage.
Dude I just got to that bit in the vid as I read your comment XD
Well that's a sad looking lettuce you can't blame him, even the manliest man himself would've cried...
No the manliest man DID cry right here nvm-
Schlatt crying about sad lettuce makes me feel kinda fluffy
He was on his period
I hate people with that pfp
@@louismay5784 i KNOW you’re not talking with that pfp 💀
What do you mean by that
How does one feel fluffy?
“all meat all the time” -my senior yearbook quote
Please-
"Thats what its all about"
Nah I’m doing coopers quote
I was the 1000 like
That is a amazing pfp
Oh my god... Schlatt wasn't lying when he said to Quackity that he had a Raid Shadow Legends ad to do...
When did he say that
@@sl4tra in a live stream
When he was in prison and died
Schlatt= RAID SHADOW LEGENDS LET'S GO BABY
Me= 10-->(5x)
He said this on Carson’s stream yesterday lol
*him going slowly insane-*. 9:24 baby: so anyway I started crying-
Baby: and I never stopped
Baby: Might hang myself again
I love how ppl hate on comic sans, and yet it's the easiest text to read when you're dyslexic. All my fellow dyslexics, you know comic sans is the shit
indeed
True that
... unrelated but why are there 3 replies rn and only 2 show up?-
@@AnEldritchBeing good question
Ted Nivison: makes a cake with literal garden tools
Schlatt: can't make popcorn in a video game
ruclips.net/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/видео.html
“Can you cook?”
“Well yes but actually no”
bloom berri loll
Imagine a video with them playing cooking mama together
@@firepowder The sheer chaos is terrifying even to imagine, but I want that video now XD
the fact he had to take a breather because of lettuce in a wii game making him cry is beautiful to me
i took a cry break with him. it was nice
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He was on his period leave him alone
Tank man cooc jook
I read this comment before I saw it in the video and I thought it was going to be him opening the case to a Wii game, finding a piece of lettuce inside and proceeding to cry his eyes out.
baby starts crying in backround while shlatt baby rage:
this reminds me of gordon ramsey trying to make a grilled cheese
"The awful motion tracking"
Schlatt we all know you have parkinsons you dont have to hide it
Try harder
ok the odd1sout
Damn Schlatt is so rich and handsome and rich
they call him rich and handsome and rich
He robbed a bank back in 1999. No survivors. Apparently the first responders had to receive counselling.
And rich
And handsome
and rich
14:45 There’s actually a food place in America called the “The Heart Attack Shack” It makes a point to make giant burgers that can give you a heart attack and some are just STACKED with meat, so the fact he said that hade me dying of laughter XD
i will never get over the fact that he called him “gordo” which translates to “fat” in english pfffff
Schlatt saying "Mommy" is the worst thing I've ever heard.
IM DYING
Time stamp
@@potatoluna3389 I have dude , just asking. U don't have to answer
@@lo3055 I gotchu it was 9:20
Also 15:24
I love how as a child I understood this immediately, while this man cannot figure out how to do anything
Lmao you had this as a child 🙈🙈🙈🙈😬😬😬
Will Evensen ??? I don’t understand the point of your comment, are you laughing at them for playing a kids game as a kid?
Right?? Hahahaha. Honestly really miss this game. I loved chopping stuff because the noise was so satisfying
He is too aggressive
@@koifish528 I think he's making fun of the game, not the person playing.
The Vegan Teacher as she plans to try and make Schlatt vegan watching this like:😃
"there's just shmeet in that one"
the concern in Schlatt's voice after he read the words "be careful"
I've heard that Schlatt's wallet is so dummy thicc he sits on an angle, and that's why they call him "Angle Man".
i thought it was because in 1996 he brutally assaulted 4 men with a triangle toy.
You did it. You finally came up with a joke. You are amazing.
My Band Pigvomit Has 3 Sales So the triangle shirtwaist factory...
This is fucking hilarious
Can someone tell me if I can safely google angle man?
schlatt flexing his money
me knowing hes 90 thousand dollars in debt
oh man, if only you knew.
81,800 now
@@ddiamond1572 yeah raid really gives ya the big bucks
@@colinadams5419 what about mc monday though?
@@TheDigitalWeeb he bought james Charles's pallette.
When he said “I GOT A BURGER” i got an add for ground beef
When He Said “Fat Wallet”, I Thought It Was A Ridge Wallet Sponsorship
THE PRECISION OF THE WIIMOTE THROW IS IMPRESSIVE, HITTING ONLY THE BABY'S SOFT SKULL AND AVOIDING THE PRECIOUS RUclips AWARD
8:24
Id say its a 10/10
Why have you written this like a wattpad fanfiction
He threw that shit like a shuriken
@@EliotwithoneL I love this reply thank you
I am baffled that the first time he was instructed to "trace the arrow" he tried to literally trace in the shape of an arrow. I guess after what happened in 1990 with Schlatt it really changes a man.
What he did to the Triangle Shirtwaist factory still haunts him
9:58 best schlatt laugh ive heard so far
I like your profile pic! I love Death Note! :D
Watching Schlatt struggle with this when I could get consistent perfects when I was a kid is appalling to me
This guy is gonna have his whole house replaced by wiimote attachments
he’ll just get a house attachment to put them all in and then it’ll be fine
All supplied from Wyoming
You go to his house and see a peculiar thing. Wiimotes attached to every single wall, furniture and appliance. Until you notice that the wiimotes aren't attached to the walls; _the walls_ are attached to the wiimotes. Further than that, *the walls are attachment*
Bruh his smile after the wallet joke was almost sinister 😭
It was sinister
And smug asf
I thought he was trying to make a smug segway into a Ridge Wallet sponsorship lol
B Olsen that’s the joke bruh
9:52 Imagine hearing this out of context
11:17 GAY BACON!!!💖👄💖
just hearing “cooking mama” brings fear into baby Yuto’s mind
p00p
p00p
He's been through so much😍✨
we cooking baby yuto
He’s no longer baby Yuto, he’s baby foodo
Even though the audio cut out, I could still hear Schlatt's voice in my head
Lmaooo yes
Same- it’s scary-
time stamp?
@@k3ira887 13:42 I believe
same o.o
Jschlatt: you have some balls cooking mama
Me: I don’t think that’s possible
Schlatts honestly a good lookin guy, tbh I would love to be his friend cause he’s so chaotic and hilarious
Schlatt: "Oooohh i sat on my fat wallet."
Me expecting a ridge wallet commercial
Schlatt: I pulled a sneaky on ya
too bad he doesn't do music reviews
me too man, i wish as well
Anthony fantano appears
珍珠奶茶 I mean he technically did once
I thought it was honey
The image of Schlatt using the worst, most stressful method of putting toppings on a hot dog while a baby cries in the background terrifies me
My heart was racing as that was happening I was like 👁👄👁
5:43 THAT'S WHERE THAT LINE CAME FROM
I HEARD IT
His laugh after he said, "The hotdog! I missed the fucking hotgod!" tho- ✋🏻😩
Schlatt: slams his Wiimote into the desk 5 times and throws it across his room
Also Schlatt: WHY DO I KEEP FAILING ITS NOT WORKING
He says it's funny how poor the motion sensors are on the Wii then he proceeds to kill his Wii remote lmao
bruhh this is my mom she like literally destroys something and like 10 minutes later "ITS NOT WORKING"
Schlatt: “Silly me, I sat on my fat wallet”
Also schlatt: *trying not to cry*
_YES_
Blip Blop did you know what I meant
Ah, my fart cone
I honestly thought it was gonna be a ridge wallet ad
H1PpoŚ Night Märë ÇÎrcus did you know what I meant
Past me hearing Cooking Mama:
Oooo a cooking game!
Me now hearing Cooking Mama:
W-why?
Why did we need to cook a mother?
Wow so the game is like cooking a mother?
“They didn’t have to do that it’s so sad😢”
*proceeds to throw child against white board*
"Try Harder" should be a twitch emote, lol.
If only he would stream, we could actually use it
Damn big truth
Yes Darth Vader
IMPOSTOR
Also Cooking mama with fire in her eyes as welk.
Me: **trying to show my parents Schlatt**
Schlatt:
well there's your first mistake
why would you show your parents Schlatt is my question,
@@raegang123 My mother told me to show her what I watched on my phone so I said sure let me find a video: moral of the story i showed her this and now i’m gonna die 😃
No offense but, showing Schlatt to your parents isn’t very wise
@@erynyeager6693 I have found that out by now but thanks bro appreciate it 👍
at 15:18 it appears to be Dried and Salted Kelp that's what I guess it is!
1:02 I literally just shook my head and smiled, too smooth
seeing a grown man crying over a ball of lettuce in his basement while playing wii is very poetic
Ah yes, poetic
Todd Howard ah yes Hodd Toward
i relate to him and that pisses me off
Schlatt you dont beat the egg on the side of the bowl as hard like that. Its an egg not your wife.
yikes
noooo 💖💖
If it was his wife he'd probably be using a knife and not a wii cooking kit
oh.
@@sr.hughes8712 actually it would be a glock 17 gen 4 all polymer 17 round capacity
"I'm sorry is your game logo in comic sans?"
Ranboo: yes. Yes it is
Im still crying laughing about the fact that “gordo” means fat in Spanish
That wide grin after "almost sat on my fat wallet"
*That's schlatts business grin*
When he said that line I really thought the sponsor was gonna be ridge wallets.
Cattornado same
I'm like in love with his business smile because it's just ever so slightly unhinged.
It’s more than slightly
It’s genuinely so sad to see a grown man struggle with a game I was extremely good at when I was younger (because I actually followed the instructions lol)
10:57 the hamburger is actually from Germany so it should be the first part of a German recipe line
9:58
Years of waiting to see shlatts chaotic laugh with a facecam has finally ended
ruclips.net/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/видео.html
i honestly don't know if i even wanted to see that, that was the most fear i've felt in a while
Im scared??
Ok Mista
ok mista
RIP to the hundreds of people who died to schlatt’s hands in 1999
and various other years
He was at his prime in 199
1999 i mean
Thats why they call him mr.murder
14:39
Is having a seisure xd
13:58 I lost my shit at this I don't know why...😆
I honestly never thought I’d be happy to see a Raid: Shadow Legends as but here I am on a Schlatt video
That smug smile when he sat on his fat wallet
Peter groomba
👍👍👍👍 thank you for buying AirPods instead of scam Android
Same like wtf
@@loveiphones4550 apple is ass water
I like how he separates his name from the “Raid Community.”
Most raid sponsors: but before we get to the video this episode is sponsored by raid shadow legends
Jschlatt: oops I sat on my fat wallet!
14:57
"All meat all the time"
I love how the baby was just hyperventilating on the floor in the background while he caught ingredients with a hotdog roll.
The thing is I literally played this game all the time when I was younger and it was easy... I think schlatt may just be genuinely incompetent at using a wii remote :(
I’m sorry schlatt please don’t strike me down with your godly powers
Parkinsons did him dirty
You’re telling me you found this easy? The “do not mine” still haunts me..
they don’t call him shaky bones for nothin’
it's probably cause he always used weird attachments lmao
my boyfriend's lung collapsed while he was watching one op schlatt's stream clips, this man is too powerful
did he die
@@theirrelevantegg2853 yea
RIP 😔
WhosVenom is he okay tho
A-10 Warthog aside from him being dead he’s fine
I like how cooking mama says "You're not mine." whenever he fails.
As soon as he finished making Gordon Ramsay, I just got an add of his master class 😂
WE FINALLY SAW HOW SCHLATT LOOKS DURING HIS MANIAC LAUGH
I didn't know I needed to see it until now
When?
@@imhulki463 9:53
I can die peacefully now
Schlatts community tomorrow:
“thinking about becoming a chef”
“Thinking about trying harder”
“Thinking about making popcorn”
“Thinking about mama”
“Thinking about depressed lettuce”
“Thinking about idiot sandwiches”
“Thinking about shmeat burger”
“Thinking about going on master chef”
“Thinking about gordo Ramsey”
“Thinking about me on a plate”
“Thinking about Raid Shadow Legends”
Greasel Snatches oh god not mr hand
thinking about schmeat burger
Holy shit you’ve covered all of them
Thinking about how much i still hate chess
thinking about how much money i have now
13:45 the audio cutting off made me laugh so hard for some reason
8:20 dang he has thrown so many things that he has such good aim
He wasn’t joking about the raid sponsorship on quackity’s stream. Kinda epic.
wait which stream?
@@hummingbee_ quackitys stream
The one where he was talking about Minecraft and raid sponsorships while quackity was trying to watch tellemundo.
@@Dexiclonalright thanks!
Yeah I was there for that stream.
It was the day I learned what lobotomy was.
when he was saying “i got a burger!” i immediately got an ad saying “GOODBYE BURGER”
Burger > chicken noodle soup
lol
Same!!!
What was it for lol
How does that possible
15:13
Jeez Fragrance Man whats gotten into you?
when you know about the dudes doug the mochi really fast, and you don’t need context. Your cool 😎
schlatt tomorrow: *”thinking about gordon ramsay”*
„Thinking about Raid shadow legends“
👍👍👍👍 thank you for buying AirPods instead of scam Android
thinking about maximum gaming™
Thinking about me on a plate
Thinking about trying harder
Tomorrow on the community tab: “thinking about my fat wallet”.
I really thought that the ad was going to be for ridge wallet
Chris Dodds First thing I thought was that he was making a joke about getting the sponsor and he got paid fat stacks
@@Pumpkal I literally paused the video, thinking it was a funny sponsor segway to the ridge, and I was laughing especially because I was just watching fantano, and then he says raid shadow legends and I died.
thinking about the lettuce
14:46 that is the most depressed burger i have ever seen
Hearing him say mommy multiple times is the highlight of my day
8:25 The way that he just one-shotted the baby instills fear in me.
I find quickly tapping this time stamp quite enjoyable
8:24
12:32
Andrey Sheremet OH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE
Looking back at these videos and it is uncanny seeing Schlatt halfway between his twink look and current day look.
TWINK LOL
When the audio cuz out He literally just started pointing up the finger and saying fuck could tell LOL.
Schlatt’s community post tomorrow: “Thinking about trying harder”
ur at 69 likes but this is a great comment and i wanna like it
You were right!
massive cranium
no he isnt right the grammar is wrong lol
n o o n e w i l l b e r i g h t
My favorite Timestamps
0:54 off to a good start
3:37 COMIC SANS?!
5:44 "the whitest thing I've ever done"
9:57 the laugh...
12:11 saddest lettuce
12:16 crying over the lettuce
13:44 audio cut out from rage
14:32 Peter griffin? That u?
14:39 has a seizure
I love his laugh omg
thank you for this
The smile is cute🥺
@@this_gay_idiot8697 👀 uhhhh what the fu-
@@sourrsandi shus
2:04 end of sponsorship, youre welcome
I’m sorry. did you just say “Cooking Mama’s gonna figure out why they call me ‘Swiss Army Knife’. And it’s not a good a reason.”
Schlatt was finally able to pay off all his debt thanks to Raid: Shadow Legends
Thank you Raid: Shadow Legends™®!
Was disappointed to find out this video was about the video game, I expected Schlatt to cook his own mother
No you didn't
Yeah he did
I’m already Sans Undertale, damn way to ruin the vibe.
You know, I prefer hearing Schlatt say mama more than I will ever want to hear him say mommy again.
Anyone else gonna comment on the fact that whenever schlatt messes up terribly it sounds like cooking mama says “you’re not mine.”
“Raid is free, which is good ‘cause I have no money”
I can see straight through your plan Mr. Schmopcorn, you were sponsored, and were able to spend money on the cooking tools kit.
My eighth eye is wide open, you can no longer fool me.
the first two minutes was just pure flexing
He definitely emailed Raid for this sponser
just for the meme
Schmopcorn
*_A S C E N D E D_*