kim is his last name. It's obviously not his "last name," but it is his family name. In Korean and other languages, their family name is given first rather than last.
I never realized this before but Schlatt barely looks at the camera when he is talking and instead looks at his monitor, most likely to make sure his prisoners are behaving. I dunno just something I was curious about.
Schlatt talking to the seller after insulting them with his alt account: "Wow, that last customer sure was mean to you. I'll give you $10 instead of that measly $7 the last guy offered you, kind sir."
To be fair, Schlatt's parkinson disease causes "difficulty thinking and understanding" and ""confusion in the evening hours." He might be forgetting to turn on the camera.
"I'm very familiar with baseball bats, you know why? Because I brutally murdered five people with one back in 1999" The man sounds familiar, but I can't quite put my slaughter behind it.
I was confused by this, so I went to my friend Will for help. I said, " *Will, I am* so lost *aft* who this could be? There's a *ton* of questions that follow it." (Yeah I know this is a stretch but I tried)
I loved he immediately realized he pogged, like he felt the muscles in his mouth go in such a way that he already knew he made the famous twitch emote.
My favorite thing is to click on the vid and read the comments saying “tomorrow he’s gonna say thinking about......” to try and learn what the vid is about, I’ve never gotten it right lmao
hey schlatt , I think we’re all appreciative that you’re posting on such a consistent basis, especially while we’re all quarantined! thank you mr businessman
“Stupid ass name Cole” after that, I was feeling a little bit worse about myself Edit: If you actually feel bad about it, then look inside yourself and ask “why are you feeling bad about what someone on the internet said about your name?” Then proceed to feel good about yourself.
I think I have a list of things that could be in the community tab tomorrow: "thinking about Katniss Everdeen" "thinking about the bread boy" "thinking about the interview" "thinking about 1999" "thinking about how bad Logan is at basketball" "thinking about Charlie Sheen"
Every video, his hair... it *grows* Edit: okay, I never make edits to my comments, however after this comment got more attention than it needed, I feel like it’s necessary to say that I wrote this at 3AM and I have absolutely no recollection of making this comment. Please, I know that our hair grows I swear
Unfortunately schlatt killed himself after this episode, he shot himself 3 times in the back of the head, he left a note apologizing to north Korean supreme leader Kim Jong un in broken English. 😞 Edit: thank you guys for the likes this is the most I've ever got- jk you thought.
The coroners thought it was somebody else who did it but apparently some large Korean man bribed them and they instantly changed the cause of death to suicide.
I love how, as soon as I clicked on this video, 1 second into watching it, I get a notification saying that my grades have dropped. This is truly the power of Schlatt.
Sasquatchan Bearhunter Oh damn I think you’re right, that’s what his famous birthdays says. I had looked at trendcelebsnow.com and it said he was born Sept 10 2001 but that’s probably wrong then.
Hey Jsclatt, I know that this has been said many times to the point where’s it’s become clique, but I really appreciate you streaming and putting out these videos. Today’s been a rough day for me already, but watching an entertaining videos like this always cheers me up. Just wanted to show my appreciation.
"They call me Katniss Everdeen"
"They call me Shaky Jones"
"They call him Dennis Rodman"
"They call me Balls of Fury"
You forgot, "they call me Inspector Gadget"
And “blades” but that wasn’t from a wii video
@@DirtySoulsTV ah yes of course
@@thegreengoblin3198 they call me b l a d e s
He is a man of many names
"He's got the Tik Tok hair"
- jchlatt talking about Kim Jun Un
kim is his last name. It's obviously not his "last name," but it is his family name. In Korean and other languages, their family name is given first rather than last.
@@asphaltshingles8594 haha he name jong un kim
opan
imagine your friends with him “hey jong how u doing”
@@Kangahrooo "YOO it's my main man JONG how you been my guy?
It's almost like Schlatt is trying to get on Kim's hit list
iB3bs seems like it
I don't think so, he was complimenting him the whole video!
tbh I'd let Kim hit me
My name is Kim and I got so confused for a second
I have successfully become like 1k
I love shlatt trying to figure out what a fishing rod is
And he just went fishing, unimpressed
Nolan I shate shont shant shattttt... I’ll get there eventually
Schatt
Oh I see what he means at 8:03 he doesn't know what he is using.
Not fishing rod blind person seeing stick
I never realized this before but Schlatt barely looks at the camera when he is talking and instead looks at his monitor, most likely to make sure his prisoners are behaving. I dunno just something I was curious about.
i mean you cant have the clones escaping
He's checking to make sure his 10 big hot steamy men don't escape
i think it may be instinctual because he is used to streaming with no face cam lol
he is probably *actually* making sure his slaves arent rebelling
@@stardustmonkey4302 big hot steamy sweaty moist men
He's probably reading a script
Imagine that “creepy Wyoming guy” is actually some good hearted 11 year old
Poor child
bullshit, wyoming isn't real
wyoming ? whats that
that was brutally stabbed 19 times in the forest
Wyoming? You mean the chunk error?
At the end of this wii series he will have the biggest collection of wii accessories in the world
The largest assortment of foreign candy
That was the goal all along
And all of them are pieces of plastic that don’t alter the game experience at all
He'll probably just fucking break em all
Bold of you to assume the series will end
As if schlatt couldn't be more of an alpha male specimen, he rolls in with the curly hair
he got the wilbur soot hair
His hair is sooty because in 1999...
@@NovicetechGames he brutally ripped off wilburs hair, shaved his own off and just used super glue to stick Wilburs onto his head
An alpha? You underestimate his being, he has transcended his mortal vessel and attained an existence far beyond human reckoning..
This is what my grandfather did when he got a Wii for Christmas, he made racist and sexist remarks towards Wii figures. RIP Grandpa
Rip to your grandpa but I'm different
not the only one homie
We’ve all called Matt the n word at least once
“Thinkin about grandpa”
RIP your grandfather
It's a nice change having the Schlatt-Cam. I have a mental image of whenever he's yelling and it's nice to know it's just about the same.
Schlatt-Cam video quality is suspiciously good
Hello fellow cactus
“Thinking about being a ruthless dictator”
About being killed by the korean governament
Roby 7001 lmao
not funny NOOB
@@woodcarverwarrior4life Oi, oi oi oi, oi OI OIIII.
Dead* ruthless leader
Having jschlatt reminding us about each of his MIIs is like the anime opening of each video
"Three accuracy-based games"
Said Jschlatt, a man with Parkinson's
yes
@@sammysalmon6923 yes
@@aerodynamo4874 yes
@@swoops8659 yes
@@privateplum6194yes
When you watched the podcast and realized schlatt low balled the guy for this high tech equipment
And the sweatshirt
Schlatt talking to the seller after insulting them with his alt account: "Wow, that last customer sure was mean to you. I'll give you $10 instead of that measly $7 the last guy offered you, kind sir."
The many sweatshirts
Snae
Omfg I just realised
They call Schlatt the E-bay scammer but he seems to just be scamming himself at this point
He probably made back what he payed with this video
5:00 Schlatt: *whips out gun Wii remote attachment, " Are Wii going to have a problem?"
You got a bone to pick?
@@ligood you’ve come so far
You better switch up that attitude
* pulls out joycon grenade *
@@KeAishaReads why now are you D:
I’d normally slap your face off
PisSTAL
i think it would be funny to post something like “schlatt in the community section tomorrow:” yes yes that would be very funny
thinking about schlatt in the community tab tomorrow
hmm yes you have entered the comedy zone hmmm
yes
Yes haha comedy out of ten thank you for the reddit gold, kind stranger
@@sammysalmon6923 how are you everywhere my dude
never before has one man irl pogged so many times within such a short period
Schlatt shouldn’t have opened the box it didn’t have sticky note with a smiley face or any British candy
Big stupid yeah he should of gotten it from Wyoming or else it’s cursed his house is probably infested with demons now
Exactly lol
if it doesnt have candy then it isnt worthy of being opened
caff shhh they were paid actors for schlatt’s channel
It has to come from the nice person from [redacted chunk error] to be worth opening
I’m surprised this is even monetised considering he said “I brutally murdered 5 people back in 1999” 😂
RUclips already knows Schlatt to well XD
It probably helps that he was born after 1999 lol
@@what_the338 LOL
@@what_the338 he was born in 1999
oddly specific date because of the bombing of yugoslavia (i know he was born in 1999)
Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: “Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow:”
“Schlatt in the reply tab tomorrow”
"Thinking about Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow."
Thinking about you thinking about schlatt in the community tab tomorrow
Thinking about you thinking about him thinking about Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow
"Thinking schlatt tommorow community about tab in."
I’m starting to think these aren’t live anymore...
To be fair, Schlatt's parkinson disease causes "difficulty thinking and understanding" and ""confusion in the evening hours." He might be forgetting to turn on the camera.
Some Birdie damn bro I think that’s like, the joke or something
As much as I enjoy these videos, i do miss the streams
@@rake300 Sadly no.
@brojob 999 (nice name) He probably got burned out from streaming as it is a lot of effort to do
Schlatt: *does archery with a wii gun*
*sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening.*
Love the top gear reference
International buffoons vacation "Sometimes I think my genius generates gravity"
*Parry this you filthy casual*
Shows up to archery contest with a 50 cal Sniper
its the minecraft bow practice
"I'm very familiar with baseball bats, you know why? Because I brutally murdered five people with one back in 1999"
The man sounds familiar, but I can't quite put my slaughter behind it.
I let out one very loud "HA"
I’m not sure why either! *hums it’s been so long*
My mind is going purple thinking about who the guy is
I was confused by this, so I went to my friend Will for help. I said, " *Will, I am* so lost *aft* who this could be? There's a *ton* of questions that follow it." (Yeah I know this is a stretch but I tried)
Purple schlatt
I loved he immediately realized he pogged, like he felt the muscles in his mouth go in such a way that he already knew he made the famous twitch emote.
if he ever streams again i hope to see that emote
jschloggers
10:47 are we going to ignore Mat stalking his prey
Oh no
Oh heck
yes
@@sammysalmon6923 yes
I can't even imagine how many scratches the floor of schlatt's room has from throwing shit.
He has a layer of c* m to protect from scratches
@@SnailMan63 ay, too far man. I mean, he's a father for christ's sake.
TertiaryConsumer He is a family man. He’d never betray Stalin or Kim Jong Un.
I like to imagine that Schlatt played all these wii sports games in one sitting without sleep. It brings out the insanity trapped not so deep within
My favorite thing is to click on the vid and read the comments saying “tomorrow he’s gonna say thinking about......” to try and learn what the vid is about, I’ve never gotten it right lmao
I like seeing the text post the next day and trying to decipher what the previous day video was
Because I'm never up to date with YT
Shlatts vast intellect is not dechiperable in anyway and any attempt to understand his infinite wisdom leads to insanity to the highest order.
How did I know that as soon as Schlatt said “a topical mii” I knew that it was gonna be Kim Jong Un?
yes
Yes
yes
Once Schlatt and Matt meets, it's a battle that will shake the heavens
fuck the heavens bruh. it'll shake the celestialsapiens
Wii'll
-"Kim#6969"
Kim Jong-un's father died at the age of 69.
N i c e
Why do you have a DanTDM meme as your pfp?
And now you have 69 likes
Dude that's actually a discord account omfg I added it
@@sibbsy7778 now it’s at 420
hey schlatt , I think we’re all appreciative that you’re posting on such a consistent basis, especially while we’re all quarantined! thank you mr businessman
shlatt
Jabot925 you saw NOTHING
@@unfriendlyleaf6423 I saw nothing but I heard something alright.
“Thinking about the Korean Institute of Minnesota”
I’m now waiting for the “thinking about Kim Jong Un” feed post
Alex Pineo you were right
Disagree
@@tdel-ws5vk BRA
I love how PERSONALLY OFFENDED Schlatt is when the ball gets stolen from him
"Bada bing bada boom, Kim Jong-Un"
- Schlatt 2020
Jschlatt is slowly turning himself into Poofesure.
Caio Freire Gusatti he just needs to play tomodachi life next😅
No idea who that is
@@teejay9189 he plays a bunch of Wii games and rages at them, he broke his TV once
hell yeah
Does he have a toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside?
“And last, but not least- he is short and stout.”
Schlatt, rolling up to an archery tournament with a shotgun: hey guys what’s going on
"Would you let Kim run your country"
Yeah, he's the best we've got: 50%
No, he's kinda cringe: 50%
mac_II a nation divided
No he's kek
yes
the duality of man
“They call him Dennis Rodman”
Me realizing that Dennis and Kim are like best friends
Benjamin Oloteo they call him Jimmy Butler
i’m not that far in the vid but i assume that was the joke
Schlatt tomorrow: “ive been thinking about small balls lately”
If he keeps thinking about small balls small hot men are gonna kidnap him
@@yom1rose789 HOT STEAMY MEN MMMMM
Cosmic Gamer mmmm they call me owner of steamy hot men
i absolutely adore when schlatt isn't wearing jt cap. dont get me wrong, the yankees hat is iconic and all, but his hair is so adorable
yes it’s very floofy
Ikr
@@yoonglie juhg koop profile pic
“I’m never going to be intimidated by a man named cole” when he did fencing as queen liz he got scared by cole
Exactly, what a pussy
Edgar Barreto how old Is who
cole * preach
I felt bad up until I read this
Yea who does this "jschlatt" guy think he is
“Stupid ass name Cole” after that, I was feeling a little bit worse about myself
Edit: If you actually feel bad about it, then look inside yourself and ask “why are you feeling bad about what someone on the internet said about your name?” Then proceed to feel good about yourself.
I like the name Cole
USS Cleveland if my name was USS Cleveland and my profile picture was an anime character I’d feel pretty bad about myself too
The Pink Bucket you really did it to em
The Pink Bucket you have a pink bucket with the letter T on it-
Acidic Melon T, P, and B. It’s also satirical
When he said “and logan who doesn’t do much of anything” I really resonated with that
Me too man, me too.
It really hurt me
Same
Yeah same. Wait my name is Gustav.
Missed out on calling yourself “Schlattniss Everdeen” with the archery
Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: thinking about how much money I spend on wii products
thinking about kim
Wrong Opinion thinking about Kim jong un
“Bata bing Bata boom, its Kim Jong Un”-Schlatt 2020
Jschlatt: Carson you know what they call me?
Carson: What do they call you?
Jschlatt: They call me the god of Wii Ping Pong
They call him the PVP God
Ping
Versus
Pong
@@samcolvett6752 They call him blades
Shakey jones
Inspector gadget
They call him the God of Wii
They call him Jackie Robinson’s Golden Boys
“They call me shaky jones..”
Mama: NO NO NO, DO NOT SHAKE THE BOW!
I think I have a list of things that could be in the community tab tomorrow:
"thinking about Katniss Everdeen"
"thinking about the bread boy"
"thinking about the interview"
"thinking about 1999"
"thinking about how bad Logan is at basketball"
"thinking about Charlie Sheen"
Thinking about ringing a bell
Thinking about the Supreme Leader
Thinking about stupid ass Cole
"Thinking about Kim Jong Un"
I’m not that bad at basketball :(
Thinking about my sternoclydomastoid
I feel bad if anyone has that discord tag. They're gonna be bombarded with friend requests asking if they're dead or not.
yes
There is someone with that tag
Sky_CW my student number ends In 69 and so does my Locker number
10:47 Matt is just watching ominously in the background.
schlatt, the god of Wii Fishing, is confused by a Wii Fishing rod
"Posted 20 seconds ago"
*one dislike*
Hater got that post notify
probably the Wyoming guy
Probably a fan of kim Jong un
Probably Kim Jong un
Probably Obama
probably
schlatt: holding a fishing rod
also schlatt: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!?! GO FISHING?????
Every video, his hair... it *grows*
Edit: okay, I never make edits to my comments, however after this comment got more attention than it needed, I feel like it’s necessary to say that I wrote this at 3AM and I have absolutely no recollection of making this comment. Please, I know that our hair grows I swear
f r i e n d thats was hair, d o e s
hair g r o w
Deanna12345 How do
Deanna12345 haïr
Deanna12345 ooooh
damn his sweatshirts just do not miss
know where to get it?
He’s collecting all of the wii parts to the wii infinity gauntlet. HE WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL RUclipsR OF ALL TIME. AND BE FINALLY OUT OF DEBT
He already broke half of them though lol
Wiinfinity gauntlet
what about nicroveda and poofesure
Unfortunately schlatt killed himself after this episode, he shot himself 3 times in the back of the head, he left a note apologizing to north Korean supreme leader Kim Jong un in broken English. 😞
Edit: thank you guys for the likes this is the most I've ever got- jk you thought.
F
The coroners thought it was somebody else who did it but apparently some large Korean man bribed them and they instantly changed the cause of death to suicide.
i know its so sad, i just cant believe he shot himself three times in the back of the head then threw the gun out the window
Patrick Enos apparently he hit it with a baseball bat while bleeding out
F
Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about balls
That's Schlatt every day
I- how did Schlatt not realize that was a fishing rod? He literally did the casting motion...
“Thinking about being a facist dictator”
Damn I hate facists
He’s not a fascist
I think you mean communist but not really communist he’s just kinda a failure at everything
It's not facist, it's a authoritarian dictatorship
Juche isnt fascism
they call him smoke stack
And that’s all they’ve ever called him
жажажажажажа
they call him the power plant
They call him 50 nic
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more excited outburst of pure joy about getting a bullseye in Wii Sports Resort Archery
schlatt: *starts playing wii games* everyone: * profusely sweats as they start putting all their wii games on ebay*
I love how, as soon as I clicked on this video, 1 second into watching it, I get a notification saying that my grades have dropped. This is truly the power of Schlatt.
bro watcj rick and morty amd your're grades will ski rocket
@@cultist_npc should we really be taking advice from someone who spells it "ski rocket" instead of skyrocket??
@@arsony1775 you can't be fucking serious
@@arsony1775 bru trut me, i wach 50 seasons o rick and morty i know wat i talk
The jschlatt multiverse is truly something to behold.
8:50 And... never watching Schlatt without headphones again omg
Nobody:
Schlatt chossing the white guy to play archery
the black guy to play basketball
and the asian to play ping pong
Schlatt’s goals are beyond our understanding
Schlatt is my favorite racist
I just learned JSchlatt is younger than me and I made a shocked picachu face.
Dylan Palmer “i just pogged- i just pogged in real life”
How old is he? I’ve seen people say 17,18, and 20
ItzBlu He’s 18, I’m 19
@@DrdrGames He's actually 20
Sasquatchan Bearhunter Oh damn I think you’re right, that’s what his famous birthdays says. I had looked at trendcelebsnow.com and it said he was born Sept 10 2001 but that’s probably wrong then.
my only resource of serotonin is schlatt greeting us with "what's goin on boys" on almost every video now
Schlatts son died back in 1999. In this video he says "I know my way around a baseball bat, I murdered 5 people in 1999." Coincidence? I think not.
I'm not *saying* it's all connected but the JEU (Jschlatt Extended Universe) seems to have some consistencies that are worth investigating.
The real man behind the slaughter
I love how he breaks everything he just bought lmao
8:08 blind people are gonna be VERY angry with you when they see this, schlatt. Smh my head.
Ya boi MiahTRT 😔✊
Reread what you wrote. Slowly.
Li'lBlu RidingHood “8:08 blind people are gonna be VERY angry with you when they see this, schlatt. Smh my head.”
@@MiahTRT "When *blind people* ... *_SEE THIS._*"
@@lilbluridinghood6296 thats the joke, my dude.
schlatt: “i want you to have my children”
kim: •_•
Wow. A quote from the video that I already watched. Very creative
Benjamin Valdes you must be fun at parties
8:17
*just got a corona virus ad to not kill 5 people*
Jschlatt: “I killed 5 people”
👖
1:46 when he said "going around in the news" for a second I thought it was gonna be anderson cooper
tw/suicide
i was feeling really depressed and suicidal, but this put a smile on my face, thank you for everything
nf i hope things get better for you! good luck for the future!
Thank you for being here (:
thank you sm guys ♥
hey dude, i wish you the best!! its awesome to know that schlatt brightened your mood.
Hey if you ever need anybody to talk to I’m always here
“we’re going to make kim jong un, famous dictator of north korea”
this can’t go well
tomorrow on the community tab:
“thinking about Kim#6969”
piña colada 😎
@AltKey i added them what have i done
only reason i came back was for "THEY CALL HIM THE BREAD BOY"
Team peeta
I see he's back with his ironic historical sweatshirts. Truly a fashion icon, Met Gala 2019 camp-worthy
I feel like schlatt is starting to have the same love-hate relationship with jug,koop that actual armys have with jungkook
damn, thirty eight wii accessories? that's more than how many days my dad was with me!
Logan: The Defense
juhg koop: The Offense
Kim: The one who takes all the credit
jschlatt tomorrow: “thinking about peeta “bread boy” mellark”
Schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about a blind man’s walking stick”
I'm beginning to believe that Schlatt has an addiction to buying Wii accessories and its really concerning me. It's time for an intervention.
"They call me Shaky Jones" and that's why he never became a brain surgeon
“Never have I been intimidated by a man named Cole, and I’m not gonna start now”
My names Cole 😔
Damn bro that must suck 😔
I mean... He's right
10:48 how did he not see Matt watching Schlatts every move?
Why did that genuinely frighten me
@@Tsumera2038 M A T T
Poofesure would be creeped out
Hey Jsclatt, I know that this has been said many times to the point where’s it’s become clique, but I really appreciate you streaming and putting out these videos. Today’s been a rough day for me already, but watching an entertaining videos like this always cheers me up. Just wanted to show my appreciation.
9:59 JUNG KOOP GOT HIS ANKLES BROKEN MY GUY
LMAO 💀
Man, last time I was this early Queen Elizabeth II didn’t even exist yet.
Schlatt: What can I do to up my game?
Also Schlatt: *buys more plastic*
When you're getting bullied for still having a wii, so you bring the wii gun
I love the fact that people refer to the rubber casing around the Wii remote as a condom