THE GOD OF WII SPORTS RESORT
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- Опубликовано: 18 апр 2020
- Matt and the queen get into it
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Wuhu Island has so many things to do, there's never a dull moment; a dozen activities await visitors - Archery, Frisbee, Basketball, Cycling, Canoeing, Power Cruising, Table Tennis, Air Sports, Bowling, Swordplay, Golf and Wakeboarding. The activities use the precision controls of the Wii MotionPlus accessory to help players come much closer to the physical reality of engaging in the actual sports; every real-world action, whether it's a perfect drive on the fairway or a slice off the course, is meant to be faithfully replicated. Each activity has multiple fun challenges designed to keep visitors coming back for more; basketball players might compete in a three-point shootout or jump into a three-on-three pickup game; archery enthusiasts must aim for the bull's-eye across ever-increasing distances and obstacles. Different activities use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers in different ways; for example, hold the Wii Remote like a paddle in Canoeing, while in Cycling they use both arms to pedal with the two controllers; the Wii MotionPlus accessory picks up every nuance of motion and translates it onto the TV screen. 
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"is this offensive" he says about making a queen Mii, then he makes a 9/11 joke 5 minutes later
And you know what the worst part is?I’m watching this on September 11th.
@@Corey_Tenderson me too :,)
WELP-
Wendys why are your burgers square
Tres Maddox idk
i can’t believe he opened the flake without putting plastic sheets all over his house to prevent the chocolate from entering into the buildings in the near 100 meter vicinity
What is it an SCP 😂
@@Brianity2286 SCP's are horror stories written as lab reports describing anomalous people places or things, and the idea of chocolate that just kind of spreads everywhere sounds like an SCP
@@Brianity2286 and I was making a comparison to your joke lmao
What about when it goes over 27 degrees Celsius and starts to become a liquid
subscribe to me for no reason why the hell was it crushed up usually it falls apart when you bite into it not when you open it
'' all i know is that she is the queen and that she's not dead yet ''
that aged well
Almost as well as the queen
@@thequeensdeadbody9262 GOTTEM
@@thequeensdeadbody9262 where’s your reboot card at
Unlike her
@@sagardixit9247 JESUS MAN
was funny tho good job 👍
2:43 “Let’s make the queen. She’s the queen! And she isn’t dead yet! Good for her!” 💀💀💀
That’s a big yikes 😂
@@sharkferno1940 why?? she was going to die some day.
@@xiiwolfy true. Just weird we got recommended this video after she died
She died
Yeah that didn’t age well lol. Unlike the queen 💪
Schlatt: worried about offending British people
Also Schlatt: “Her color is white, like the flag they flew at the end of the American revolution.”
What the heck is happening below me?
And America ends up with the greatest healthcare system in the world.
@@nevmiku when was that added to the conversation?
@@nevmiku And how's that turning out? Not like America has the most deaths from Coronavirus or anything
@@papas7 China has the most deaths from COVID-19, the government is not providing updated information so as to not scare the public. Also we have a large population, which means more people to die, we're sorry but our country isnt the size of a single state, so we have a lot of room for people.
schlatt on the community page tomorrow:
"thinking about queen liz☆"
If that isnt there i will unsubscribe
OMG HI LILY
@Queen Liz WHERE'S THE STAR?!
Queen Liz omfg it’s such an honor
"Thinking about killing that dog"
2:35
This aged very well.
yep
Yeah.
Bro
But not her
@@markereyes LMAO
I could’ve said this wasn’t gonna age well, but the queen isn’t gonna age anymore.
Gotta be honest........10/10 comedy
@@Riley_Boss Thanks lmao
The fact that he has to say that he doesn’t have a problem with BTS in a disclaimer and he doesn’t when he hangs a baby. It really says something about the kpop community.
back in june people would disguise really disturbing videos as kpop fancams haha
@@Beephobic1013 that’s still going on in all other fandoms. it’s just the kpop fan base is insane
yeah. I’m a kpop fan but the nasty mfs always b the loudest for no reason, it’s easy to overlook the good in the kpop community. I got so fed up with the toxicity that I almost unclaimed kpop 🙄🙄.
and this is why i dont say i like kpop
Yeah, I have been a kpop fan for almost 4 years and I am almost worried to say that I am because of how toxic it has become. There was a time when we were a small community who helped each other with homework, but now it’s all about degrading people, it kinda sucks
someone: is genuinely nice to jschlatt
schlatt: *am i about to get murdered?*
You never know hehêhę
venturiara ikr
venturiara jschlatt sounds like sml
because nobody has been nice to him befor
i, an individual who have never received affection past the age of 5, completely understands schlatt
Watching this in 2023 is like a fever dream
fr
Schlatt looks way too sophisticated to be acting like this bro 😂😂😂
I like how the search history tells the story of how schlatt disguised himself, faked his death, moved to Uganda, commited price gouging and then found a girl
a true American saga
the true American goal
i thought no one was going to mention it-
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Time stamp
Brit here:
Can confirm, Flake is pretty much just dust and gets everywhere. If you can eat it without making a mess, you are clearly in touch with some higher power. It's usually just stuck into ice cream and not eaten on its own. If you want some good chocolate, Cadbury chocolate bars and their many derivations are where it's at.
absolutely can confirm
Absolutely disagree. If the flake has been sat on, maybe. But not normally.
Whispa or whatever is the more solid version of flake
Cadbury is here as well
but we have cadbury in america im fucking scare d,.
The "she's not dead yet, so good for her." hits different in late 2022.
Lol.
Watching this after the queen incident
I cannot wait until Schlatt learns how to turn on auto-focus.
Impossible, considering he's a certified boomer he wont do it.
muffin stans always find a way. It’s creepy.
@@smolbean5325 lmao if you knew anything about his stans you'd know that Schlatt pfps are outlawed and none of them have them. smptwt actually respects boundaries.
Can wait until Schlatt learns that Wyoming doesn’t exist
Hey im the 1000th likes
"Is this offensive or is it completely fine?"
The british: Yes.
To be honest I don't mind, like this just puts in perspective for me how Americans feel being constantly shit on by every other country I guess
They do get shit on a lot
honestly i have no idea why but i’m really proud of elizabeth so i felt slightly offended tbh but it’s schlatt so i really just see it as him being a comedian and it’s his job so i really don’t mind that much
@@memele4991 and for good reason
i’m english, i don’t give a shit, never really liked the waste of tax money queen. the mii looks like absolute ass, though.
2:36 well that aged well
The queen joke is now aging like a bottle of fine British wine…. That didn’t properly seal
Fun fact- since in England, anybody who insults the queen could get open-handed slapped without the assailant getting in any trouble, all of your viewers are legally allowed to slap you if you ever go to England
Edit: if you see this Brian you’re buns
Yes, because let’s go to a place with food called “spotted dick”.
Derrick Cunard
O O P
@@saintpoli6800 haha school shootings
TheShadepunk Haha acid attacks
well this fucking escalated..
"About to cheat on my wife" - Queen "'Queen of England' 'fruit ninja' 'gay ass' 'Master Oogway' 'Slick Daddy' 'Sword Man' '2 Time' 'Old and Fragile' 'Tony Hawk' 'Dog Kicker' 'Pile of Dust'" Elizabeth
Yep
idk why but this made me snort
Indeed
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers how tf do I owe you 98,000 bells fuck it's now 198,000
"All I know is she is the queen, and she is not dead yet."
“she is not dead yet”
they call him ‘shaky schlatt’
legend has it that he still hasn’t managed to select what arm he wants to throw the frisbee with due to his parkinsons
jetset radio is the background music for the jet ski
KekW
Minemekhi what?
Jet set radio-sneak man is the music for the jet ski
Jschlatt: (makes the queen of England almost perfectly)
Jschlatt: Is this offensive?
Also Jschlatt: *Haha Dyin Brian*
2:30 this didnt age well
Neither did the queen
@@dominicfrancis8312 oh 💀
2:33 “and she is not dead yet” this aged quite poorly
like the queen
Like a fine bottle of milk
Jschlatt: *makes a white Obama*
Viewers: “lol XD”
Also Jschlatt: *makes queen jokes*
Viewers: *”TREASON”*
The kind of viewers his act attracts
Ghastly Ghandi I hate the British Empire.
Non flake eater
@@chickennuggets4498 your on the list...
peroh wouldn’t Americans find it offensive?
Can’t wait for the “Thinking about Flake” RUclips post tomorrow
Thinking about killing frisbee dog
Oh shoot
surely it'll be "Thinking about Queen Liz"
No it’ll be “thinking about colonialism”
"Thinking about raising the white flag"
Schlatt here looks like he did the fusion dance with Ted Nivison
The queen did not survive this vacation
Schlatt: "I-It's just dust..."
Me, a British: "Oh, yeah. That's a Flake alright."
Yeah, ya hate it when the whole chocolate bar at the top is perfect but the bottom is like Spiderman inn Infinity War
@@snaxalotl3021 PFFF HAHAHA I LOVE THAT LAST PART 🤣
Put more care into yo flake
@@adamdevlin9207 That's a Ripple.
@@beanibones what? Ik what it is but why bring it up?
“how to kiss girls while wearing n95 mask?”
ok schlatt
I mean how would you?
@Scythe Dedin bro but then how do I protect myself from the corona
Scythe Dedin ok smartass how’s he gonna protect himself from the common cold
@@elhombreesponja585 by practicing social distancing
skeeted but he want to kiss girl dumb goof
The queen bit really did not age well. Well, she won't be aging anymore.
For anyone curious about when he changed out the Queen because of what “golf stands for” one of the acronyms of golf is Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
The fear in his voice when he said bts’ music was bad. He knew what could happen to his comment section
LEGIT LOL
.
He was about to pull a twomad😂
LMAOOO
as he should
I don't know why Schlatt having a meltdown comforts me.
Its like chicken noodle soup, its great for all illnesses
It reassures us that things wont get that bad lol
Me watcing this now seeing him say "the queen is still alive".
“She is the queen, and she is not dead yet” well, not anymore
“The Queen of England is ready to jump off a plane. Little does she know, she is on United Airline flight 93 and she is directed towards the World Trade Center”
10/10 content
9/11 content u mean
Funny enough the queen has actually gone skydiving before, so it’s funny to see him say that and not know she’s done it before.
Kayla Rodrigues Yup...
More like 9/11
this didn't age well LMAO
Matt:*Breaths *
Jschlatt:*SCREAMS IN _F E A R_ *
Matt is a scary man-
Doesn't everyone though
5:57
@@ThatRandoAsh
Ayyyyyy, Non-Binary Human✨
someone has to tell him he lives on the same planet as matt... he would be so scared.
Matt: exists. Jschlatt: (screaming intensifys)
Well this video aged well after last week.
He really just made the queen look like the vegan teacher.
Omg I didn't realize that and now that's all I can see. Why （┬┬＿┬┬）
I was thinking the same thing
HAHAHAHA OMG GOD IT'S SO TRUE.
Also stop doing that truly disgusting thing it gets annoying after a while.
@@deacongouws7938 what do you mean??
i love how schlatt makes jokes about the queen, but he is scared to make jokes about bts
have you ever met a kpop stan??? you should be scared too
as a kpop stan, some of us are absolutely terrifying
Alex i’m not really much of a ‘stan’ at this point,,, more like a casual listener lol
kpop stans are terrifying, on the other hand I haven't quite seen a queen liz stan yet
wonder if the guards count
I said to my British friends that I like the queen but couldn’t care less about everyone else and they went OFF on me about how there were other better royals and stuff
Missin the wii videos tbh, they're a forever fav. Idk if he brought his wii when he moved or if he's just waiting on the Wyoming guy to find him a new game but it's always nice to come back to these
11:22 schlatt: “im fucking gay”
Wait a frickin' minute, that connects so well to Carson's cruise ship video, in the video, they claim Wyoming isn't real and that Britain is a people, not a place, so they build a cruise ship to move the British people to where Wyomong should be. Schlatt said his Wii Sports Resort disc was shipped from Wyoming and it contained a British chocolate bar. Coincidence, I THINK NOT! Carson's plan was a success and Schlatt is the victim.
Yes
Oh god
So is there an actual ARG lore now?
it’s also a australian chocolate bar
Buckstone Gaming The lore deepens
To be fair, he did get that package from Wyoming and everyone knows Wyoming is an empty void that leads to a different dimension... or canada
that's true, and not widely known, i don't blame schlatt for not knowing
Both are like zimbabwe. They're not real.
wait zimbabwe too??? i didn't hear about that yet
Don’t you remember “England isn’t a place, it’s a people”?
Wait Wyoming doesn't exist
¨She's not dead yet¨ Famous last words Schlatt
2:41 well that didn’t age well
Neither did the queen
Schlatt's wii quality: 💪
Schlatt's camera quality: 🗿
What is that, strong Wii quality Easter Island head camera quality
"Is this offensive?"
Has that ever stopped you, Jschlant?
I'm sure you meant Jschlit
Jshlut?
Jshlit
jaylor schwift
Shit
Oh boy those queen jokes didn’t age well
1:20 in the scene talking about British candy he looks like Harry potter
schlatt with glasses: *schlasses*
That ain’t it
Jschlatt? more like gay schlasses
“He should go back to ... singing. He should go back to singing” nice save man
the nicest of saves
Timestamp?
@@birdbrainmonty8946 15:30
Oof, that Queen Mii didn’t age well lmao
Neither did the actual queen
So who else here 3 years later?
Your not the only one
jschlatt: You know what they call me? they call me "the sword man", because in 1999, I committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place.
Also Jschlatt: Was born in 1999.
you mean thats when he took the identity of jschlatt
Spencer Cox I can see baby schlatt doing that.
Why when he said that I got technoblade vibes XD
*THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS*
I laughed then I realized how bad that is... and kinda funny
Jungkook: *exsists*
Schlatt: alright so its juhg,koop now
That’s probably a new nickname for Kook😂
@@gothtokki adding that to my list of nicknames
@@gothtokki wait its not koop??
ik schlatt spellec it wrong but its kook?????
@@starflayers his stage name is Jungkook but his ACTUAL name is Jeongguk!
@@gothtokki schlatt hates your fandom, the fact he had to put a disclaimer proves that.
"im a pile of dust at this point"
are you sure you had nothing to do with her death, schlatt?
"All I know is that she is the queen, and she's not dead yet" 💀💀💀
Jschlatt: *makes the queen in mii*
Tommyinnit: And I took that personally
STOP-
HAHA-
This is why manberg blew up
@@ollie1981 OH MY GODD 😂
and manberg went boom💀
@@Redleni the l’manboom
Why does Schlatt always sound like he has a lighter held over a puddle of gasoline?
Because he does
@@grease7425 that isnt even an answer
@@Admiral_Razorbeard it is
@@lorengarms9836 how
@Dgstowe it still doesn't make any sense
Schlatt: "Queen Liz is about to jump out of an airplane"
*Flashbacks to 2012 olympics ceremony*
“Let’s make the queen cause she’s not dead yet” That didn’t age well😐
schlatt: **wears glasses**
everyone: "aight im finna simp"
Omg, I feel personally attacked XD
Uh oh
yes
nobody:
schlatt: thinking about flake
maybe kellen fuck i was gonna comment this lmao
"Nobody:" is so overused and unfunny please end me
- jore it’s applicable here only because no one is asking him to think, he does it by his own fruition
@@kellenl920 applicable yes funny haha no
Nah, it’ll be something like “thinking about having princess diana killed”
"And She Is Not Dead Yet" That did not age well
2:36
ouch
Fun fact I got kicked out of a golf tournament for going "Aaaaah...aw" like they do in wii sports and that is 100% true
i-
It’s weird how a golf tournament is unaware of the proper way to play golf.
Everyone clapped for you as you did it and obama was there as well.
@@dingdawng ew, stupid Obama
oh yeah? I was there too, and it's only 98.35% true
"It's the Queen of England and she's about to jump out of an airplane."
It's the London 2012 Olympics all over again
i just had crazy flashbacks from this
Jimmy Joe Johnson I am confused and scared
Marcus Hernandez all it takes is a search
Bruh I rememberr
Jimmy Joe Johnson greatest thing i ever saw. 10 year old me killed myself laughing (that dumbass rly thought it was real)
5:53 the queen coming out the gulag
I remember destroying my family in frisbee golf to the point where they don’t play with me
Schlatt’s really channeling Wilbur Soot energy with the glasses and the British chocolate
its not british chocolate you can get it in many places
Fuck you
@@yukfooo4784 nobody gives a shit
Potato
Ikr
Alternative video title: “Jschlatt trying to convince people he doesn’t have Parkinson’s for 18 minutes and 50 seconds”
“The queen’s not dead yet” that joke didn’t age well.
“She is not dead yet” just wait a few more years 2:31
Schlatt with glasses is hitting kinda different, woah
PlayerGirl2000 harry potter mode
PlayerGirl2000 he could nail me to a cross, and i.. would still.. love his videos
@@Ham-tc1qi oh my-
Hannah Meigs damn
ikr I’m dying
In the words of technoblade "imagine how far I could drop kick an animal that small"
Elibuttons facts
At least Queen Liz now lives forever in Schlatt’s wii… until it blows up
"I don't know much about the queen, but I know she's the queen and that she's not dead yet!"
Suuuure buddy, we know what you did on September 8th 2022.
Schlatt encounters general hospitality and loses his mind: Wii Sports Resort
Had a Hot Pocket today. Can’t stop thinking about jschlatt for some reason
gay
Beth Chandler yes, and?
Literally same this is all that was going through my head
@@bethaniechandler1651 says the Steven cancerverse fan
thinking about hot schlatt
9:30 Ah, so that's where that running joke comes from
2:35 might wanna cut this part lol
i’ve never seen schlatt when he screamed and i’m gonna be honest it scares me
"her favourite colour is white, like the flag the british flew at the end of the american revolution." perfection. this man's ability to make a joke out of anything is unmatched.
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
i was jump-scared by seeing jschlat without sideburns and mustache because i got so used to how he looks like rn that i could barely recognize him in the video XD
i think jschlatt and poofesure would get along amazingly
Jschlatt on the comunity tab later: "Thinking about the Queen of England"
"Thinking about Liz"
You got it right
Schlatt: "You can only get this in England!"
People who live in Aus and NZ:
And people who live in ireland and Scotland lmao.
Pretty much anywhere else except USA
ive had many and i live in canada
I mean everywhere that isn't the land of freedom is basically just England, so he's not wrong
You can buy them in the US in most supermarkets (atleast that I’ve been to)
Rip Queen Liz ⭐️
I was confused as fuck when he said the queen and shes not dead yet but then realized im stupid and this is juat an old video
We need a compilation of schlatt saying "you know what they call me?"
*Someone is kind to Schlatt as they appreciate his purchase from them*
Schlatt: im gonna die SOMEONE IS COMING TO KILL ME
The thing is as soon as I saw the chocolate I literally said "Uh oh Schlatt looks like someone's got a hit on you now."
He Paranoid from experience
2:35
"that one didn't age quite so well" - JonTron
Schlatt the queen is not dead yet. [2 years later] queen died