“Every bar I spit comes out the wrong way, or maybe I’m just trying to tell you that I’m gay” is a lyrical masterpiece contested only by “I’m not gay I just wanna golden shower”
y'all forget Schlatt isn't just a left handed gay gamer, hes also a devout catholic, a republican and a business man. so hes even more oppressed than you guys believe.
Grulden Experiance I just think the whole premise of the game is stupid. The gameplay has no depth or enjoyability. It’s just a clicking game to waste time.
What if he he made several hundred raps about him being gay and his editor just cut them all because he loves schlatt and wouldn't want him to be caught in a bunch of Twitter drama
@@theginger6426 just say the n word my nigga, it's not some really scary mean word its literally just a fucking word, dont be scared of it. youre white arent you?
I've had some time to think about the answer, many years...even if this comment was 5 mo-doesnt matter! But I've come up with uhm yeah! Just yeah! And that's really all you need to know.
Gonna be honest, i think the wyoming guy is a figment of schlatt's imagination. its obvious, wyoming isn't even real, so how would that "wyoming" guy be real???
My uncle was a rappist but no one knew then the police wanted him to do a concert at the police station he went away and I haven’t seen him for 5 years he must be pretty popular there!!
Being left handed sucks, because when you write- everything gets smudged. Also- every damn tool on this planet is made for righties. When i was younger, i would write normally with my left hand- but i would write backwards with my right hand. My teacher used to put my writing up to a mirror to read it properly. So i was told to just use my left hand to write and so i became dominant with my left hand.
What can we say, he's a professional rappist. Who the heck's this Mike guy, Schlatt's at the summit. He's gonna take an ad deal with Mr Ryan P; because he broke another keyboard, and that stuff ain't free.
Jschlatt, all jokes aside, I just wanted to say that I love the work and content you're putting out. Please don't overwork yourself. Take care, have a fantastic day.
I feel like we’re watching the devolution of man. Schlatt is clearly at Stage 2 Dementia with these mobile game sponsor deals he’s taking. Sending my Thoughts and Prayers
How does this guy just organically make a bit about a closeted gay rappist who can't freestyle without traumatically outing himself
Because he’s the goddamn Schlatt-Man
completely out of nowhere too it's insane he's just too creative
@@martinthemarine920 You can just stop at the fact that he's just clinically insane
Not to be that guy, but, I was the 1k liked
Because it's not a bit
“Every bar I spit comes out the wrong way, or maybe I’m just trying to tell you that I’m gay” is a lyrical masterpiece contested only by “I’m not gay I just wanna golden shower”
7:25
@@ranggakd thank you so much!
The only song lyric that competes with this one is *”I am massive, I am massive.”*
Tyler the creator
Schlatt is the only RUclipsr known to man that can both flirt with men and repeatedly say he's gay and still make people think he's straight
he has straight energy despite making all those jokes
@conclude uh oh
@@Bogalog uh oh indeed
@@amy-om4qk we have a big uh oh coming up here
Lilly Farrell sir theres a big uh oh coming in hot wh- ITS COMING IN QUICKLY SIR WHAT WH- WHAT DO WE DO
"I'm not gonna say no to this guy, he knows my address"
Schlatt, are you being blackmailed?
-no-
Makes me wonder if hes also being blackmailed to make gay songs to??? Ngl kinda hope hes jus actually gay
Mishi no
No he’s being rapmailed
@@basicallyweird bruh
it’s crazy to think schlatt has parents and didn’t just emerge out of penn station as a full grown man
That man was a boy once. How.
This comment underrated
He didn't?
jschlatt was born a man
fr like imagine all the infant schlatt stories
Schlatt is truly the most oppressed person in America, he's a gay left-handed gamer, it doesn't get any worse than that
Don't forget his parkinsons
And furry
And a republican
Furry and a republican he must get more tail then we could imagine
@@Ssooudi oh God, don't remind me of that
Alternative title: Jschlatt lyrically expressing his homosexuality while roleplaying as tiger woods in wii sports for 11 mins straight.
for 11 mins gay*
mood
11 mins gay*
DAVE STRIDER
@@doctordisco5814 homestuck doesnt need to be here please
"straight shots?, I'm gonna have a trouble with this" - jshlatt 2020
Me watching his video: I'm gonna have trouble being straight.
@@SadBoy-hs2uq Me too
@@SadBoy-hs2uq same ,holy fuck
*THINK ABOUT WOMAN*
The biggest meme would be if schlatt was trying to come out for years and everyone thought he was joking
like tyler the creator!
Happened to me 😅 I constantly made jokes about being gay so when I came out to my friends it took 30 minutes for me to convince them I wasn’t joking
@@hendrixholtzman2789 respect for committing to a bit so hard you actually come out
Wait we thought he was joking?
Yeah
Schlatt: “How’s it going boys?” Me: 🧍♀️->🧍♂️
Oh my god if you edit your comment you'll get a sub from Pewdiepie
lol dont
Do not edit your comment it has been blessed
@@archiveofyass Im not lying. I never do. Why would i? That would be more evil then Obamacare
i edited my comment and got a sub from ninja 😳
bruh momento
you are now an honorary boy
y'all forget Schlatt isn't just a left handed gay gamer, hes also a devout catholic, a republican and a business man. so hes even more oppressed than you guys believe.
The most oppressed man in America
Mmm yes Republican businessmen, the most oppressed group of all.
Its so sad how people as unfortunate as Schlatt dont get as much attention as they deserve, WAKE UP AMERICA!
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RoBo no one cares
I love how the community post that said “thinking about becoming a rappist” got removed xD
Feel like it wasn't a joke and he genuinely thought rappers were called that LOL
For a moment I was confused because I thought so too but then I saw the reply and I facepalmed at myself so hard 😭😭
Bruh
I'm not into rapping but i do like racing when i grow i want to be a racist
Nice pfp. Appas better. Fight me
Schlatt: **Gets mildly frustrated**
Keyboard: No please, I have a family
Schlatt: Oh, you'll see them soon
“Thinking about becoming a rappist” Holy shit I got it right.
god dammit joe
"thinking about becoming a rapist"
Why are you locked in the bathroom
@@tinyrosa2685 Joe who
Nolan H i dont know
That is a literal portable funny mic
And the Wii-Mote Extension is a portable gay joke.
Now I want a portable funny mic
Schlatt in 2021: wearable earrape beatbox sort of headset with adjustable volume
Mike*
I was just going to comment the exact same thing
schlatt is so incredibly intimidating, i would be so afraid to even shake this monster's hand. so incredibly scary.
You couldn't shake his hand with all that Parkinsons
More like incredibly sexy
@@Rappel477 Robert get back in the cage please
@@Rappel477 who let the simp out /j
Ikr like I’m lowkey afraid of him lol
“You have to hold the rap button to become a rappist”
Jschlatt, 2020
Lmao 😂 💀
One misspell and it's all over
@Casey Whitlow oh goodness me
Jschlatt had been holding this button *for a looong time* in 1999.
2007*
Schlatt doesn't realize that the guy from Wyiomiyng went through his videos, did some research and basically sent an upgraded version of the funny mic
True
It's Wiomyng, not Wioming
@Nicolas Leao yes
Funny mic but with music
@Nicolas Leao the joke went over your head...
"You hold down the rap button to become a rap-pist."
-Jaylor Schwift, 2020
jcum
People sometimes say girls cant be rappists, dont be stupid, but i disagree i think i girl could do anything even rap against a man...
"straight shots?"
*silence*
"I'm gonna have some trouble with this"
THE ACCURACY
It can't be accurate, they are not
s t r a i g h t s h o t s
I do this all the time in my head
I wa t to like but your at 420...
Boutta get r/wooshed but its cuz man can't keep his arms straight for shit lmao
During the sponsor, Schlatt has “I love Money” on the whiteboard lol
Why else would you accept a sponsor from that joke of a game
@@somenerd727 yeah they basically think that making a completely unbalanced game is good because it has op characters
Grulden Experiance I just think the whole premise of the game is stupid. The gameplay has no depth or enjoyability. It’s just a clicking game to waste time.
Some Nerd he needs that money to buy keyboards
Tony Nguyen Schlatt said they cost 2$
"You gotta hold the rap button to become a Rap-ist"
-Jonathan Schlatt, 2020
Was looking for this comment
Jebodiah had spoken
I died at that one
@@emilberg5303 same
wait what is his actual first name im so curios
"Straight shots"
Oh haha, cause he has Parkinson's
"Think about women"
That too
Yeah I was thinking it was bc of Parkinson’s but that wasent the case
I was thinking *straightly* it was about the women
my mom: why are you smiling so much at your phone?
me watching schlatt's 5th gay joke of the video: 👁️👄👁️
shut up
@@alexstrandes4742 bro what
@@alexstrandes4742 Wha- She / He did nothing wrong
@@notakxjq9504 or they
@@chernobyl_rat tru
Jschlatt: that was a straight shot.
Also Jschlatt: immediately makes a gay joke after.
but still nohomo after all right?
@@blackbob1576 he didnt said nohomo
That is indeed what happened
Ba bo be bopsbada
Jschlatt: *Types "Tigger"*
*Realises what he just wrote*
"No"
The fear
Nate Higgers wants to know your location
4:09
/Vigger
Tigger is the tiger from winne the pooh
all of you saying "wyoming doesn't exist": do those packages look like they come from a place that exists???
yes, many of the candies come from Japan, which every good Christian knows is fake.
Idk but the USPS won't exist for much longer
Aidin Roe too soon
@@aidinroe4537 Not like it had a purpose since most people use different delivery services.
@@Misanthropolis it does have a purpose for people who live in rural areas that every other delivery service refuses to deliver to
Alternate Title - Schlatt expresses his feelings about being gay, whilst playing Wii Sports.
Damn, 33 likes is the biggest I have ever got. Thanks guys!
606 :)
1093 :)
1200 :]
1300 :)
"lets just call him tiger"
**types out tigger**
schlatt no
what happens when you replace the t with n
Thanks i am blind and deaf
@@blackbob1576 niger (the country)
@@gaja7955 Oh yes the dinosaur with 500 teeth
What’s wrong with Winnie the poo
“You hold down the rap button and you become a rap-ist”
I’m dead
That joke make me have a good laugh
Every women that was unlucky and met rap mike on the streets past bedtime is too
"you have to hold the rap button and then you become a rappist"
-jackson schlatt, 2k20
*2k21
jimothy*
joshua*
john*
@@iamarchibald ye
the pure fear in his eyes when he typed “tigge” is so fucking funny
don't tell winnie the pooh
@@ryzikxI thought the same thing
I'm like 90% sure that the "Wyoming guy" is my dad.
Wait why do you think he's your dad
The dudes name is Wyoming guy that doesn’t mean he lives there
Please be true Tyler Blevins
ddddfcvvgv why
@@Nico-qi2ik Because my dad lives in Wyoming, he collects video games and this is absolutely something he would do.
I'm preparing for the newest "thinking about" quote from jschlatt
Thinking about my friend from Wyoming
Thinking about Tiger woods
I'm preparing for the comment about preparing for the newest "thinking about" quote from jschlatt
Thinking about becoming a big hot man through wii sports
Thinking about becoming a rapper
There is no funny guy from Wyoming, Schlatt.
Wyoming is not real.
Wake up.
The man from Wyoming is a messager from limbo
What is Minebama's middle name?
Minebama You ruined the Minecraft economy..
Wyoming is a chunk error
Ok bud 👍
Schlatt: Our weird friend from Wyoming. The guy that sends him the stuff: F R I E N D
Rhett and Link would be honoured that their rap battle hosts the only rap line you know lmfaoo
I was wondering if i were the only one to catch that :DD
I watched that video recently. It does not hold up in current year
THAT SONG WAS A BAP
Nerd vs Geek
@Kaski Me too!
At this stage I'm actually not sure if JSchlatt is slowly coming out or he's joking
thats the point that im also at. perhaps a bicon since he chose love alex’s love or host before.
well we all know he's a furry, if he's gay too that'd have been double epic
lol same
yes
Both... hes breaking physics
“thinking about become a rappist”
when you forget a p 🤪🤪
I read this wrong
this is the biggest scam in US history
#1 big time rush fan rapppist?
Like good old 1999.
What if he he made several hundred raps about him being gay and his editor just cut them all because he loves schlatt and wouldn't want him to be caught in a bunch of Twitter drama
Jschlatt
Jschlatt
Jschlatt
4:10 JUST THE SILENCE AND THEN "no" HAS ME DEAD
Same! Lmaoo
I didn't get that joke...what was wrong with Tigger?
@@artofreusing10 Tigger looks kinda like the word racist people use and as my comment states the silence and then the no was just funny af
@@theginger6426 just say the n word my nigga, it's not some really scary mean word its literally just a fucking word, dont be scared of it. youre white arent you?
You can tell how old this video is because he doesn’t even have the cutout of the pope yet.. and his cardboard desk is still in tact
this comment out of context...schlatts channel is really something else
Schlaty waits for the juicy sponsors
It also says August 5 on the wii
@@kamrynedits it also says 2007
Schlatts tweet about "Emailed from iPhone" takes a much more personal level now
Alt Title: Grown man has mental breakdown while playing digital sports and simultaneously trying to rap as well as impersonate Tiger Woods
"I'll make his favorite color white"
You've avoided so many jokes that could've got you cancelled, I'm impressed
4:10
He wanted it
@@willevensen7130 nah he’s just illiterate
6:25 he didn't completely break it, hes getting better
Until you see the end
charachter development
this time it took two breakdowns to obliterate his possessions
He only used 3% of his power
“Thinking about becoming a rappist.
Sent from my iPhone”
Rappist has one p too much.
Gemarkss 😳😳😳 wuh oh
Ok bud👍
Jschlatt: sees g0lf
Also Jschlatt: is instantly a god at it
Its because Tiger Wood was there to guide him.
HEY HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS GUY
He is the cloudy with a chance of meatballs guy
@UC1E88zNQ1qpdmz-TS1WxYBg Ok thank you for saying his Name and telling me Thanks for sharing!
Flint lockwood?
Schlatt is a big lad tho, that guy was like 2 foot
Infamous Ace no. Manny I think. The short dude with the hat that covers his eyes
Schlatt is gay, left handed, and a business man? Pick a struggle.
CallmeNyx Not to mentions he’s clearly hallucinating, Wyoming isn’t even a place
I have two of those. Don’t ask
Sensei 420 same.
Sensei 420 can you give me some of your business man money?
Sensei 420 hey gay man can I have your money from your business
“Every bar I spit comes out the wrong way or maybe I’m just trying to tell you that I’m gay- BOWLING” felt that 😞
"straight shots? im gonna have some trouble with that.."
is he talking abt being gay or having parkinsons
Both.
5:34 I think he is talking about being gay cus he says think about women think about women lol
I've had some time to think about the answer, many years...even if this comment was 5 mo-doesnt matter! But I've come up with uhm yeah! Just yeah! And that's really all you need to know.
Ok bud 👍
Sent from my iPhone
Schlatt saying that his mother didnt raise him to bowl a sub 1500 game made me realize that he actually does have parents and isnt just a cryptid
to quote another comment “its hard to believe that he didnt just walk out of penn station a full grown man”
No i think he's forced to say that but in reality he just spawned in some cave somewhere......or volcano...
Schlatt and Wyoming Guy's steamy relationship is going to war with my heterosexuality.
I love how schlatt can say anything he wants and I still dont know any actual shit abt him
5:08 Tiger Woods was injured from another car accident just today and I instantly came back to this moment
LMAOOO SAME
for the rap mike schlatt should’ve brought back the greatest lyrics “I’m not gay i’d just like a golden shower”
diggin your grave call me minecraft steve
No nerd vs geek rap battle is better
honestly at this point who even cares about schlatt, when we've got the Ebay guy? Just give the guy your channel, schlatt.
schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the Wyoming Massacre
Ok
Black Shadow Ok
Close
close
Me without having watched the video yet: wtt
7:31 I love the look of pure terror on schlatt's face here.
“Do you even know what URL means” finally someone speaks the truth
2:56
I first heard irl instead of url
i lost it when i heard the reference
@@cernunnos8917 dude rhett and link nerd vs geek rap battle will always be a classic
Who else thinks this guy looks like the short guy from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?
Manny?
Check his insta
he looks like the child of Captain Sparkles and Logan from Big Time Rush
I used to play Wii Tennis with my grandma. Good times.
She’s not dead I just don’t have a Wii anymore.
rip wii
She wanted it all for herself
Sorry for your loss
shout out to Wii
Barnicle Sauce :: anyone who has/had a Wii is a true gamer.
6:38 Hes just that tall he hits the ceiling
Just me or does hogan look REALLY hot and masculine? I mean not gay or anything, i'm just saying.
And I'm not straight or anything but I kinda agree.
only reason i took the sponsorship tbh
^^^ hotter than hogan
@@jschlattLIVE hot n sweaty
jschlattLIVE cause you’re not gay?
The fact that he had to tell his manager, *on camera* ,that he got mad at wii sports made me lose it
I love schlatts content
At this point he doesn’t even have to make a joke we just know what he’s thinking
10:23 he hit the keyboard so hard it made the camera glitch for a second
This guy sending you stuff is an actor, Wyoming isn’t real
As someone from the country the tables "Wyoming" is allegedly in, I can confirm, it doesn't exist .
the out of focus dutch angle when he breaks the keyboard tho, art.
Gonna be honest, i think the wyoming guy is a figment of schlatt's imagination. its obvious, wyoming isn't even real, so how would that "wyoming" guy be real???
Oh shit YOUR RIGHT WTF?!?!?!?!? Wait what if he sends it to himself, like TWO personalities, it’s obvious he’s unstable. *WAKE UP*
Wyoming is a chunk error
My uncle was a rappist but no one knew then the police wanted him to do a concert at the police station he went away and I haven’t seen him for 5 years he must be pretty popular there!!
Wait how did you get a package from a place that doesn't exist?
I don’t know man
Wyoming is a chunk error
How is someone living in wyoming when they're all going homing
The guy is under the witness protection program. He witnessed Schlatts videos. Now 83 different mob bosses want him dead.
Error 404 place not found
7:14 that was genuine relief.
Now I can tell this was recorded so long ago
"Eboys are gay but I'm gay too"
5:11 "they call me Tiger Woods, my driving skills really ain't that good"
that didn't age very well now did it
“Thinking about crashing my 2009 Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant”
As a lefty - school desks are incredibly frustrating. Especially when there's only 2 left-handed desks in a classroom and right-handers take them..
Do you sort people by their main hands
amen my fellow left handed brethren
Right-handers lol
Being left handed sucks, because when you write- everything gets smudged. Also- every damn tool on this planet is made for righties.
When i was younger, i would write normally with my left hand- but i would write backwards with my right hand. My teacher used to put my writing up to a mirror to read it properly. So i was told to just use my left hand to write and so i became dominant with my left hand.
And everyone who you mention being left-handed to start saying 'OmG yOur sO lUcKy ArE yOu rEAllY a LEftiE?'
Schlatt: unboxes the mic.
Me: “The eboys are gay, but I am- too.”
Yeah how old is this video
@@dontbeschy jsjsj i'm literally trying to figure that out
@@laurenb309 i think about a month
@@dolphinteeth387 yeah probably before the cooking mama video since i don't see gordo in the mii channel
7:26 is just beautiful ✨
I can’t turn on notifications because the channel is “made for kids”
rappist
Mine are on, I got the notification too
Did schlatt just quote a verse from Rhett and Link’s “Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek”?
I wanna hear him quote the cult classic: *'Epic Rap Battles of History: Pennywise vs Joker'*
that moment triggered something feral in me
Yeah lmao
And I though he couldn't be even more gay
@@-_.Melody._- nah the real classic is greg from diary of a wimpy kid vs anne frank
For anyone who wants to know, the piece played at 9:06 is Chopin- Prelude in E Minor Op. 28 No. 4
OH YM GOD THABK YOU SO KUCH LIKE GENUINELY IVE BEEN SEARCHING DOR THIS THANK YOUUUU
THANK YOU OH MY GOD
I am so elated that Schlatt rapped Hank Green’s verse in Rhett and Link’s “Nerd vs Geek.” Thank you Buddha my day has been made.
"You hold the rap button and you become a rappist"
-Schlatt 2020
"tiger raw,
And that's what he enjoyed with the women he saw."
Schlatt dropping bars without even knowing it.
What can we say, he's a professional rappist.
Who the heck's this Mike guy, Schlatt's at the summit.
He's gonna take an ad deal with Mr Ryan P;
because he broke another keyboard, and that stuff ain't free.
“you can hold the rap button then you become a rappist”
*my brain just can’t-*
2:53 I would literally die if Rhett and link copyright striked this video because of this
Tomorrow: “Thinking about Tigger Woods”
Wood*
"thinking about tiger's wood"
It’s gotten to the point where I don’t know if the gay thing is a joke or not
Reminds me of that one bit from The Interview where Eminem came out as gay.
ImNotApollo yeah
Same with Pyro. I still don't know if he's really gay or not
Felix Tatang uh dude it’s so painfully clear that he is a lesbian. he even has a girlfriend or smth
I think it’s funnier if it stays a mystery lmao
“when schlatt makes another gay joke” i thought schlatt was the gay joke??
fckin roasted
madison cutshaw DAMN BOY, DAMN BOYYY
Jschlatt, all jokes aside, I just wanted to say that I love the work and content you're putting out. Please don't overwork yourself. Take care, have a fantastic day.
His face when he was about to name him tigger
69 nice
I dont get it
Last time I was this early Obama was still in office
Hahah
Disgusting
He removed his Post....I guess he stopped thinking about being a rappist..... *Good for him!*
The “my driving skills really aren’t that good” definitely has a different meaning in light of recent events.
Schlatt tomorrow: "thinking about sending from my iphone"
So this is what the “sent from my iPhone” tweet was about
Form?
Elon Musk I believe he might’ve deleted the tweet idk
You misspelled from
Elon Musk why didn’t you just edit your own comment
@@journey1998 Why should he?
I feel like we’re watching the devolution of man. Schlatt is clearly at Stage 2 Dementia with these mobile game sponsor deals he’s taking. Sending my Thoughts and Prayers