DEAL OR NO DEAL?!?!
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2020
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DEAL OR NO DEAL? The classic gameshow that's about Schlatt making money and Schlatt being a businessman for 14 minutes straight. Many hot women line up and Schlatt picks them one by one, but it's all about what's on the inside -- the inside of the briefcase, that is! Schlatt loves money. I love money. No, today we are not playing Wii Sports, or Minecraft dating (with Schlatt and Minx), or on a Love or Host (sorry Minx, I'm just too good for you... say goodbye to the Schlatt and Minx being cute compilations because they're gone for good... I only play Chess now). Just some good old fashioned fun with Genghis and Schlatt laughing like the Joker (and the loving embrace of the sponsor of today's video, NetEase and their game LifeAfter). Enjoy! 
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I'm pretty sure that if Schlatt ended up in the real show his reactions would be the same. Specially that scream at the end.
Including the grasping of the boobies?
@@-anonymoose-9519 specially the grasping of the boobies
Every thing he did in this he would do in real life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@@red-nj9lq throws the baby
And the bleeped stuff?
Schlatt: *M O N E Y*
Also schlatt: "is this desk made out of cardboard?"
Exactly he saves all his money
Ikea
Ikea linmon tables are the best
@@ItsRainingLemons cereal is better.
Skkyyppe I, too, make tables out of Rice Krispies
3:35 can we just talk about... how incredible and uncomfortable that was.
i’m *cackling*
Yeah ik
It kinda make me feel weird...:v
HOW did he moan like that and that well?
Out of all the things that could awaken something in me
It makes me recoil and cringe everytime
@@Dragonmongamer i keep on replaying it
4:44 the lure look of horror on schlatt’s face when all the ladies said, “H i H o w i e .”
Schlatt is so humble, he doesn’t even mention the 400 dollar home arrest bracelet around his ankle. Bless his soul 🙏
Still on parole from that thing in '99, huh?
He doean't even mention how much his beard costs jj needs it man
Viktor Soerensen dorime
Pray bruddah 🙏
Uh, i am confused
“when i think of money and power i think of one man in particular.”
me: jeff bezos.
“genghis khan.”
me: oh. okay. i mean, that too.
I thought Donald Trump
Commie Killer same thing
I thought the monopoly man
I thought Putin
Riley :D same lmao
Schlatt is actually one of the funniest people on this platform holy shit
6:32 that actually made me laugh so hard my nose started bleeding- wtf
Alt title: Jschlatt trying to pay his 90 000 dept by changing his identity to famous k pop star Genghis Khan and roleplaying as Howie Mandal in Deal or No Deal for the Wii
Y E S
i cackled
fAMOUS KPOP STAR 😭
I read this before watching the whole video and thought it was a joke. I’m now like 70% of the way through the video and almost everything has come true so far
bro, gengis khan would be an Mongolian pop star.
when he said “atleast he didn’t say the-“ AND AN AD CUT HIM OFF I DIED LAUGHING
I got an ad right there and not even lying the first thing he says is "Nigeria"
Same happened to me and it had Obama in it
I got an ad for Irish whiskey
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!
IT STARTED PLAYING A CHRISTMAS ADD FOR ME LMAOO
I witnessed a grown man have a mental breakdown over Wii Deal or No Deal. I can say proudly that this, ladies and gentlemen... is what America is about.
Schlatt2021
11:51 is it weird that schlatt falling made me really sad, he's such a nice guy that seeing him hurt makes me depressed
the fuck? 😭
....excuse me
@@madsvstheworld ?
imJENQVSH
lmaooooooo
I think schlatt just wanted to piss off twitter stans and it worked
don't get pissed off dude
For real it’s funny as hell XD WATCHING THEM GET ALL PISSY piss baby’s
Pissed off at what?
monsterworst 64 5:48
Zeatz LMFAO i literally support blm and i find that part soooo funny
Schlatt: **flexes drip**
Also Schlatt: **answers flip-phone**
i like your profile pic
@@karroteu5000 :o i like ur style
@@bonkobi2342 thanks I tried
you zoomers don’t get the drip of a Moto RAZR v3
I like your handwriting
This is the longest perfectly cut scream video ever.
cancelling Genghis Khan almost a millenium after he died is the most twitter thing ever
Those are, unironically, some of the most terrifying character models I have ever seen. All of them are horrifying, they all look soulless. Especially the audience.
Some*
(im not a grammar nazi im just helping him find the misspelling)
I have no clue how that happened. Thanks!
The girls' faces are all so grotesque
I literally had a Deal or No Deal DVD game that was way better than this. It just used videos of girls in front of a green screen lol
@@bonkmeabeab3563 they look like me :0
Wow, I can’t believe Genghis Khan got invited to play Deal or No Deal
It was surprising after he got cancelled
Lego Jedi Master Plo Koon ikr
Warrior Edits he’s got that family connection
Such a good time he can resurrect in a time of need
That dog in your dp is so cute 😭❤️
9:13 OPEN THE CASE👉👉
the way he laughed at "gayla" is sending me-
Schlatt on second channel: "don't buy dumb stuff just to look rich, it's a waste of money"
Schlatt on main: "$500 sweatshirt, let's go, I love money"
$1,100 lingerie, don't even compare me to your level pleb
we're really at the point where this channel is his main and the weeklyslap is his second
You forgot that he is a ebay scam artist
Whats the name of his second channel? Or you mean schlattlive
Jeroen van der Linden theweeklyslap
schlatt on the community page tmrw: “thinking of Gayla”
Thinking about commiting mass genocide.
Thinking about taking Baby Yuto yo the hospital.
Genghis Khan*
it's actually pronounced "Chinggis Khaan" in Mongolia!
When you said “at least he didn’t say the n-word” an ad cut you off right when you began to say “n-“ 😂😂😂
Schlatt is so modest, he didn’t even mention his Limited Edition Steel toe TIMBS truly humble
Thats because back in 1965 he killed 89 children with it. He is not allowed to wear them anymore.
@@AlbertoTuber i thought it was the women that were slaughtered in 99 that made him hang up the boots
@@breadgetter5020 he just doesn't want to speak about those children
Fun Fact: During his lifetime, Genghis Khan allowed no paintings to made of him. The painting that jschlatt used was made after his death.
Cool
That's interesting as hell acc
He himself was too busy going around painting walls white.
Mhmhhh
@@inkdrop2051 Did you mean... painting walls red?
‘an infinite supply of games in this cd book’
i see schlatt has chosen unlimited games. hope you do well with the no games though
Schalt is the only person that can actually make me actually watch the sponsors and not skip it
I bet that sweatshirt is a tax write of as a "costume" for a "piece of art".
Of course it is.
@@jschlattLIVE ya love to see it
The 1100$ lingerie is easier to explain like that too
@@jschlattLIVE before Y2K
Damn bro you got a reply from Schlatt
Schlatt : "24 is our girl"
24 : **I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career**
He called her toots that's why
Well she was... he just should have realized 24 was his girl when he had to pick his case.
24framesofnick
Video: Okay, “Gen-gis-Karn”
Schlatt: “Gen-gis-karn”
Video: Good!
Schlatt later: It’s genjis kan!
Ah..Schaltt should do more Wii videos like this when he's done with the whole moving thing to Texas...Those videos are just...
*MWAH*
w o n d e r f u l l .
THE JOKES IN THIS ONE WERE BOLD LFMAOAO
I think you mean Bald
Ok
@@punkuin5208 Oh no, he's BAAALD! 😨
I can’t believe this one was given the okay by sponsors lmao.
Papi Chulo fr , it was funny asf tho LOL
I like how schlatt flexes his clothes but his room is literally falling apart.
"Damn y'all live like this"
And still playing the orginal wii
And his desk is made of cardboard
@@aidanknotts1090 yomommmab desk mande of cadbrode
“My chairs got that wap.”
“Atleast he didn’t say Fan duel sports book” perfect ad timing
I can’t be the only one who thought his shirt said “heroin”
at least i’m not alone🥶
I can't unsee
I DID TO
A female hero protagonist -the e
My last name is Heron and unfortunately many people read it as Heroin 🙃 and also seeing schlatt wear my last name is terrifying
howie: "open the case"
schlatt: *ptsd to the 1999 case involving 3 women*
Wtf happened
@@bobofinn5550 too brutal to mention mate sorry 😔🤝
BoboFinn listen all we can say is, they didn’t make it out.
@BoboFinn let’s just say he was 33 years old
@@Chabascus let's just say, hypothetically, it involved the timbs 😳😳
Fun fact the painting Schlatt used for reference was made a hundred something years after Genghis Khan died so it’s not very accurate, this has happened with quite a few historical figures like Shakespeare
You can tell this was recorded a while ago because his desk is still standing
I tought I was the only one who noticed that
The wayfair jokes also date it
Bruh, he really put his hand up when she was black😂😂😂
@@zeeksmz451 that killed me
@@lurker5002 same bro, i literally loved it, i didn't expect it in like the slightest but i caught me off guard and was so funny
Schlatt seems a lot more energetic in this vid. i'm glad he's doing good
Probably recorded after love or host 2 days ago lol
It's the pope don't be blinded
Nah, look at his table with an old PC on it. It is still there. He recorded it before the LoH.
@@Groza_Sadika the table looks broken because there is a big rift in it
Probably just lost it
He didn't decimate the ENTIRE human population he only decimated a ninth of it.
11:30 a moan-cry or what lmao
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE MOANED-
LMFAO-
Lol 😂
👁👄👁wh- when
@@vamps8985 at 3:36
WAIT WHAAAAAAAAA.......
I didn’t know Admiral Zhao from Avatar: The Last Airbender had a RUclips channel and wore a Yanks hat.
Don't let him near any fish or physically and mentally scarred teenagers, otherwise it's gonna be another 1999, where Schlatt... well you don't wanna know about that
@@seacool2193 Wanna know why people call him swiss army knife.
@@ronnielacher why is that?
solvzz because in 1999 he brutally murdered three people with a Swiss Army knife
@@alexnunn2161 I believe the number is 9, but thank you
3:18
“But hey, at least he didn’t say- DOVE SKINCARE LOTION
I swear the people who chose where ads go in videos are playing with us
10:20 WHO POSSESSED HIM???
Jake Paul
Every time Schlatt mispronounces Genghis Khan, a year gets shaved off my life
"gen-jiss kahn"
Rip
Good.
Red Mmmaybe at this point, I won’t get to live past 30
Irene Cho you don’t gotta flex that hard
RUclips Schlatt is the best version of Schlatt hands down.
Sometimes we oscillate between Jschlatt and the Weekly Slap. It really depends on our mood i guess.
nah twitter schlatt LULW
and Love or Host Schlatt
All schlatts are good schlatts
on-other-peoples-streams jshlatt
He sounds like he has a stuffed nose every time he says “juhg.koop”
"Ghen-ghis Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
**Me falling out of seat sounding like a spray bottle**
Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Emily."
Evan9000 thinking about gayla
nah its gonna be "Thinking about Gayla."
D:
My mums called Emily
@@wormeater ok! ahah!
7:07 minx looking a little off today
she looks like she hadn’t slept in weeks
Idk looks normal to me
IM PISSING HTIS SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNY
Oh my God
IM CHOKING THIS IS HILARIOUS
4:22 is the funniest thing IVE seen on a gameshow
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
NO DON’T BRING IT BACK!
Schlatt is so humble, he didn't mention the 5 gallons of orange juice he bought as stock in 1978 🙏
Wait how?
Cubscouter or when he bought 9 gallons of water just to show it off
I am SHOCKED this video is sponsored approved holy shit
same lmaooo schlatt was feeling bold today
Monke 🐵
13:15 someone clip that
That moan got me rolling on the ground laughing...kinda like how "schlatt" rolled that family of 5's car into the ocean, killing them in 1995
Schlatt is so humble, he didn’t even mention his wood chipper used for dismembering bodies from New York Incident in 1997. 🙏🏿
i heard he stole it from the set of Fargo
We don’t talk about that
I thought it was 1999?
Coolsoplex different incident
@@raikesy8582 that's why they call him Steel Toe
his moan was the worst thing I have EVER heard.
i believe you mean best
I was full volume in my bathroom :/
3:37
Mambin0o you saved me, I looked at this and lowered my volume as soon as he did it
@@thanatosmors2512 no problem dude
10:12 Jschlatt you good?
Lol, when he said “at least I didn’t say the” an add cut him off of a guy saying what did you just say? 😂
Schlatt's so humble, he didn't even mention his $15000 micro nuke implant which detonates once his heart stops beating...
hxh vibes
I guess the SMP's in trouble then
L’manberg be like: 🤯💥💣🧨 *BOOM* 🧨💣💥🤯
Metropolis: _heavy breathing_
@@Av0cadoToast me who lives near Metropolis: *fuck*
Schlatt tomorrow: “ thinking about plundering most of Asia”
The wayfair 'cases' that flashed up for an instant was such a niche joke
4:23 the first thing I thought of was “AAAHHHH ITS MINX!!!!!”
Even though its all an act, this has to be literally the most excited anyone has ever gotten over Deal or No Deal
So the people who have won a million dollars completely changing their life were less excited? Why did this even get likes?
A testament to how good of a game show Deal or No Deal is, I miss it
that sexual yell when he glossed over juhg made me spit out my drink, that was a powerful laugh.
Low Quality Music ‘sexual yell’ you mean a moan my dude? 😂👀
sexual yell
Sexual yell
Sexual yell
Sexual yell
5:26-5:28 i- okay😔
2 years later and i still spit my food out when i see him kneel
I’m from Russia and I’m learning English. Thank you for having such a clear and simple English language. I really like your content. I’m learning and having fun at the same time. You’re cool, man.
Mood
bonk
Damn, if a Russian learning English can properly use you're, then most other commenters can too
Jonoxes, yeah, I understand you. I also play computer games, so knowing English is very important for communication, especially in our time. And thank you for your kind words ❤️
Seedless Watermelon, hahahaha omg, I remember that! This was the first video I watched on this channel. My favorite "meabeab" and "onehb" in my heart too ❤️
IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THIS MAN PULLS OFF OFFENSIVE HUMOR SO WELL
what was even remotely offensive
Creamy when he knelt and put his fist up and the wayfair background lmao
@@wyatt836 not even offensive though, maybe to twitter users to be fair
There weren't any offensive jokes in the video
offensive how?
I did the math, and shlatt murdered 15-21 people in 1999
Schlatt: " at least he didn't say the -"
***MCDONALDS AD***
Schlatt on the community page tomorrow-
“Thinking about money”
Also congrats on 1mill dude you worked hard for it
schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about howie mandel
Genghis Khan*
Gayla*
5:26 oh
4:22 when the girls rose from the floor reminded me of the clones in star wars
I didn’t know minx was on deal or no deal as the briefcase ladies
Honestly, she's such a beautiful creature.
minx is with Quackity now shlinx is over
Jonoxes She confirmed last stream Quackity was her next victim
420th like ;)
Being serious guys we all know in reality he would have accepted the deal as soon as it was over his massive debt of 90000 $
schlatt having debt? no way, he's such a successful business man!
@@jrw2319 My friend, he's a good 90.000$ in debt and he's literally going to do anything to get out of it
2:35 I never thought I'd see Schlatt say "Genghis Khan" in a Filipino accent
The captions are EVERYTHING
Thanks for thinking that 😊
i’ve never laughed so hard at someone falling on their ass before
Same
When jshlatt said “this video is sponsored by-“
I got an amber alert notification and I actually thought that was the sponsor for a second
Kamikaze today’s sponsor, storm.
Pian-0 G that’s not what an amber alert is sir
How old are you
Pian-0 G I ain’t got the money for a schlatt placement sadly lul
I got an amber alert too lmao
0:21 **verbatim by Mother mother starts playing**
“I WEAR WOMENS UNDERWEAR”
BROOO when he moaned my mom walked into my room ✋🏻😭 I had to explain to her why I wasn’t watching yk
Alternate title: Schlatt falling over and destroying his room while declining money for 14 minutes
6:32 Redditors after bullying a kid into suicide for liking Fortnite:
I CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP AND GOT A FUCKING FORTNITE AD
Wait, did this actually happen?!
an endless supply of games? so you could say..... games?.... unlimited ones? are you telling me you have unlimited games?
8:35
Humor on point.
schlatts energy and self confidence has only ever gone up during quarantine and after he stopped streaming, what a man. I don't think I know another RUclipsr as energetic and creative in their humor and style, and knows EXACTLY how to pull off offensive humor. Absolute legend
Seriously though, his offensive humor is how it's supposed to be done. Immaculate. *chef's kiss*
first of all PREACH OMG
second,,, coming from another army I must say your pfp is immaculate and holy
4:20 the look on the game and his face and the scream tho 😂
There NEEDS to be a collab with Poofesure and Schlatt
schlatt is slowly becoming one of my favorite lunch club members because rather than sticking to the same jokes or format hes actually starting to carve out his own niche so he is more interesting as an individual rather than clinging to some group like some of the other members.
So Jschlatt good.
Don't know what the fuck a lunch club is but I agree
choccy milk connoisseur it’s a group of youtube/twitch creators
also I like ya name
@Rylan H. Mangum I agree :(
@Rylan H. Mangum theres no harm in comparing the differences between schlatts humor and that of the other members but i agree it could have been done more tactfully
I died when he said, "where are the ladies" and then was disgusted by the wii graphic monsters that appeared
Schlatt: “we’re ganna have fun with this game”
Also Schlatt: brutally murders himself after kicking the whiteboard
jschlatt: todays sponsor is
me: skips to 2:28
2:28: genshis khan
Me trying to sleep:
The neighbors upstairs: 11:48
Me trying to sleep:
The neighbors: 3:36
Top ten perfectly cut screams
ALWAYS
@@Egg_thing faaaaaaaaaaaacts
I had to watch an ad during that and it just came back to schlatt screaming on the floor