DEAL OR NO DEAL?!?!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  4 года назад +5716

    Download LifeAfter today and help support my channel! ► go.onelink.me/uf4S/86a975d9

  • @bonkobi2342
    @bonkobi2342 4 года назад +9430

    Schlatt: **flexes drip**
    Also Schlatt: **answers flip-phone**

  • @celestiawinters667
    @celestiawinters667 4 года назад +3068

    Those are, unironically, some of the most terrifying character models I have ever seen. All of them are horrifying, they all look soulless. Especially the audience.

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 4 года назад +9

      Some*
      (im not a grammar nazi im just helping him find the misspelling)

    • @celestiawinters667
      @celestiawinters667 4 года назад +11

      I have no clue how that happened. Thanks!

    • @bonkmeabeab3563
      @bonkmeabeab3563 4 года назад +38

      The girls' faces are all so grotesque

    • @voidsabre_
      @voidsabre_ 4 года назад +7

      I literally had a Deal or No Deal DVD game that was way better than this. It just used videos of girls in front of a green screen lol

    • @jas4666
      @jas4666 4 года назад +1

      @@bonkmeabeab3563 they look like me :0

  • @trishpaytas2773
    @trishpaytas2773 4 года назад +3371

    schlatt on the community page tmrw: “thinking of Gayla”

    • @0subsWith0vidsChallenge
      @0subsWith0vidsChallenge 4 года назад +13

      Thinking about commiting mass genocide.
      Thinking about taking Baby Yuto yo the hospital.

    • @ItzGlitchx
      @ItzGlitchx 4 года назад +2

      Genghis Khan*

  • @misocompilations1044
    @misocompilations1044 4 года назад +953

    3:35 can we just talk about... how incredible and uncomfortable that was.
    i’m *cackling*

  • @user-fq1ph7lo5z
    @user-fq1ph7lo5z 4 года назад +4378

    “when i think of money and power i think of one man in particular.”
    me: jeff bezos.
    “genghis khan.”
    me: oh. okay. i mean, that too.

  • @quintinflower1317
    @quintinflower1317 4 года назад +7788

    Schlatt on second channel: "don't buy dumb stuff just to look rich, it's a waste of money"
    Schlatt on main: "$500 sweatshirt, let's go, I love money"

    • @chefcahtah53
      @chefcahtah53 4 года назад +274

      $1,100 lingerie, don't even compare me to your level pleb

    • @ziqazli3977
      @ziqazli3977 4 года назад +165

      we're really at the point where this channel is his main and the weeklyslap is his second

    • @chonkerturtle8127
      @chonkerturtle8127 4 года назад +78

      You forgot that he is a ebay scam artist

    • @jeroenvanderlinden2035
      @jeroenvanderlinden2035 4 года назад +2

      Whats the name of his second channel? Or you mean schlattlive

    • @7p7m7
      @7p7m7 4 года назад +7

      Jeroen van der Linden theweeklyslap

  • @snazzle9764
    @snazzle9764 4 года назад +2927

    Fun Fact: During his lifetime, Genghis Khan allowed no paintings to made of him. The painting that jschlatt used was made after his death.

    • @cecipi908
      @cecipi908 4 года назад +24

      Cool

    • @yaboy8963
      @yaboy8963 4 года назад +101

      That's interesting as hell acc

    • @inkdrop2051
      @inkdrop2051 4 года назад +138

      He himself was too busy going around painting walls white.

    • @Rei.80
      @Rei.80 4 года назад +2

      Mhmhhh

    • @raffaeledivora9517
      @raffaeledivora9517 4 года назад +13

      @@inkdrop2051 Did you mean... painting walls red?

  • @PatTheAnimator
    @PatTheAnimator Год назад +75

    4:44 the lure look of horror on schlatt’s face when all the ladies said, “H i H o w i e .”

  • @dxmzz
    @dxmzz 4 года назад +3658

    Schlatt: *M O N E Y*
    Also schlatt: "is this desk made out of cardboard?"

    • @Zz_Highlights
      @Zz_Highlights 4 года назад +30

      Exactly he saves all his money

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 4 года назад +3

      Ikea

    • @ItsRainingLemons
      @ItsRainingLemons 4 года назад +3

      Ikea linmon tables are the best

    • @skipptk9086
      @skipptk9086 4 года назад +5

      @@ItsRainingLemons cereal is better.

    • @cryocorn
      @cryocorn 4 года назад +4

      Skkyyppe I, too, make tables out of Rice Krispies

  • @justace1448
    @justace1448 4 года назад +39666

    Schlatt is so humble, he doesn’t even mention the 400 dollar home arrest bracelet around his ankle. Bless his soul 🙏

    • @subnormality5854
      @subnormality5854 4 года назад +2043

      Still on parole from that thing in '99, huh?

    • @Monkey-15
      @Monkey-15 4 года назад +519

      He doean't even mention how much his beard costs jj needs it man

    • @Chicabeebo
      @Chicabeebo 4 года назад +36

      Viktor Soerensen dorime

    • @dynuhmite
      @dynuhmite 4 года назад +50

      Pray bruddah 🙏

    • @panda-ec5hg
      @panda-ec5hg 4 года назад +37

      Uh, i am confused

  • @doosca7088
    @doosca7088 4 года назад +1416

    Schlatt seems a lot more energetic in this vid. i'm glad he's doing good

    • @ytsehaye1974
      @ytsehaye1974 4 года назад +63

      Probably recorded after love or host 2 days ago lol

    • @president9335
      @president9335 4 года назад +61

      It's the pope don't be blinded

    • @Groza_Sadika
      @Groza_Sadika 4 года назад +34

      Nah, look at his table with an old PC on it. It is still there. He recorded it before the LoH.

    • @splat9383
      @splat9383 4 года назад +4

      @@Groza_Sadika the table looks broken because there is a big rift in it

    • @bigjoe33
      @bigjoe33 4 года назад +5

      Probably just lost it

  • @det.pinkstink775
    @det.pinkstink775 4 года назад +144

    Schlatt is actually one of the funniest people on this platform holy shit

    • @noahwhite659
      @noahwhite659 Месяц назад +1

      I think what makes him funny is that he makes any jokes he wants and is not held back by anyone. Also the delivery is always on key.

  • @stahpg5430
    @stahpg5430 4 года назад +2087

    Schlatt is so modest, he didn’t even mention his Limited Edition Steel toe TIMBS truly humble

    • @AlbertoTuber
      @AlbertoTuber 4 года назад +97

      Thats because back in 1965 he killed 89 children with it. He is not allowed to wear them anymore.

    • @breadgetter5020
      @breadgetter5020 4 года назад +24

      @@AlbertoTuber i thought it was the women that were slaughtered in 99 that made him hang up the boots

    • @michaeljacksonloveshentai8432
      @michaeljacksonloveshentai8432 4 года назад +10

      @@breadgetter5020 he just doesn't want to speak about those children

  • @yaboy8963
    @yaboy8963 4 года назад +3500

    I think schlatt just wanted to piss off twitter stans and it worked

    • @golobciucciprian8763
      @golobciucciprian8763 4 года назад +1

      don't get pissed off dude

    • @MadzW-do2yw
      @MadzW-do2yw 4 года назад +122

      For real it’s funny as hell XD WATCHING THEM GET ALL PISSY piss baby’s

    • @mrbusinesss1
      @mrbusinesss1 4 года назад +7

      Pissed off at what?

    • @zeatzy
      @zeatzy 4 года назад +25

      monsterworst 64 5:48

    • @grayciii2554
      @grayciii2554 4 года назад +78

      Zeatz LMFAO i literally support blm and i find that part soooo funny

  • @mya5657
    @mya5657 4 года назад +805

    howie: "open the case"
    schlatt: *ptsd to the 1999 case involving 3 women*

    • @bobofinn5550
      @bobofinn5550 4 года назад +2

      Wtf happened

    • @mya5657
      @mya5657 4 года назад +31

      @@bobofinn5550 too brutal to mention mate sorry 😔🤝

    • @Chabascus
      @Chabascus 4 года назад +12

      BoboFinn listen all we can say is, they didn’t make it out.

    • @maxclardy5696
      @maxclardy5696 4 года назад

      @BoboFinn let’s just say he was 33 years old

    • @mya5657
      @mya5657 4 года назад +4

      @@Chabascus let's just say, hypothetically, it involved the timbs 😳😳

  • @northernarts08
    @northernarts08 3 года назад +95

    6:32 that actually made me laugh so hard my nose started bleeding- wtf

  • @yata3826
    @yata3826 4 года назад +2512

    Alt title: Jschlatt trying to pay his 90 000 dept by changing his identity to famous k pop star Genghis Khan and roleplaying as Howie Mandal in Deal or No Deal for the Wii

    • @dirkies
      @dirkies 4 года назад +4

      Y E S

    • @gabrielgoodell7004
      @gabrielgoodell7004 4 года назад +1

      i cackled

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 4 года назад +9

      fAMOUS KPOP STAR 😭

    • @dandragonz3483
      @dandragonz3483 4 года назад +8

      I read this before watching the whole video and thought it was a joke. I’m now like 70% of the way through the video and almost everything has come true so far

    • @altjamie2019
      @altjamie2019 4 года назад

      bro, gengis khan would be an Mongolian pop star.

  • @qxft_2486
    @qxft_2486 4 года назад +6459

    when he said “atleast he didn’t say the-“ AND AN AD CUT HIM OFF I DIED LAUGHING

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 4 года назад +241

      I got an ad right there and not even lying the first thing he says is "Nigeria"

    • @wasteful__7720
      @wasteful__7720 4 года назад +72

      Same happened to me and it had Obama in it

    • @yazmenrush9718
      @yazmenrush9718 4 года назад +32

      I got an ad for Irish whiskey

    • @hunteredgar894
      @hunteredgar894 4 года назад +15

      THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!

    • @tzuoona5243
      @tzuoona5243 4 года назад +15

      IT STARTED PLAYING A CHRISTMAS ADD FOR ME LMAOO

  • @AidenJourney
    @AidenJourney 4 года назад +866

    Wow, I can’t believe Genghis Khan got invited to play Deal or No Deal

    • @legojedimasterplokoon2173
      @legojedimasterplokoon2173 4 года назад +26

      It was surprising after he got cancelled

    • @logbobtom1234
      @logbobtom1234 4 года назад

      Lego Jedi Master Plo Koon ikr

    • @wolfboyj9449
      @wolfboyj9449 4 года назад +1

      Warrior Edits he’s got that family connection

    • @EAMH_
      @EAMH_ 4 года назад +1

      Such a good time he can resurrect in a time of need

    • @bossbitch3035
      @bossbitch3035 4 года назад +3

      That dog in your dp is so cute 😭❤️

  • @benja7423
    @benja7423 4 года назад +190

    11:51 is it weird that schlatt falling made me really sad, he's such a nice guy that seeing him hurt makes me depressed

  • @Nate_Jensen
    @Nate_Jensen 4 года назад +1738

    RUclips Schlatt is the best version of Schlatt hands down.

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 4 года назад +31

      Sometimes we oscillate between Jschlatt and the Weekly Slap. It really depends on our mood i guess.

    • @zombicat8556
      @zombicat8556 4 года назад +7

      nah twitter schlatt LULW

    • @emma..nelsonxx511
      @emma..nelsonxx511 4 года назад +3

      and Love or Host Schlatt

    • @ratcrusher3251
      @ratcrusher3251 4 года назад +19

      All schlatts are good schlatts

    • @user-ip5fz3zk7q
      @user-ip5fz3zk7q 4 года назад +2

      on-other-peoples-streams jshlatt

  • @andresmonge5959
    @andresmonge5959 4 года назад +4859

    I can’t be the only one who thought his shirt said “heroin”

    • @kirbysthiccthighs
      @kirbysthiccthighs 4 года назад +33

      at least i’m not alone🥶

    • @typicalfella
      @typicalfella 4 года назад +16

      I can't unsee

    • @itsjinxus
      @itsjinxus 4 года назад +10

      I DID TO

    • @Cow80y
      @Cow80y 4 года назад +8

      A female hero protagonist -the e

    • @kamrynedits
      @kamrynedits 4 года назад +18

      My last name is Heron and unfortunately many people read it as Heroin 🙃 and also seeing schlatt wear my last name is terrifying

  • @yootypooty
    @yootypooty 4 года назад +1982

    THE JOKES IN THIS ONE WERE BOLD LFMAOAO

    • @punkuin5208
      @punkuin5208 4 года назад +54

      I think you mean Bald

    • @nut5290
      @nut5290 4 года назад +4

      Ok

    • @raffaeledivora9517
      @raffaeledivora9517 4 года назад +9

      @@punkuin5208 Oh no, he's BAAALD! 😨

    • @papichulo4171
      @papichulo4171 4 года назад +85

      I can’t believe this one was given the okay by sponsors lmao.

    • @yootypooty
      @yootypooty 4 года назад +15

      Papi Chulo fr , it was funny asf tho LOL

  • @Art_Sandwhich
    @Art_Sandwhich 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is legitimately my favorite era of schlatt these videos are so good

  • @x3ll3nmusic
    @x3ll3nmusic 4 года назад +2846

    Schlatt : "24 is our girl"
    24 : **I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career**

    • @thefaulkness
      @thefaulkness 4 года назад +16

      He called her toots that's why

    • @Wandervenn
      @Wandervenn 4 года назад +9

      Well she was... he just should have realized 24 was his girl when he had to pick his case.

    • @filetype7937
      @filetype7937 4 года назад +1

      24framesofnick

  • @popgear6823
    @popgear6823 4 года назад +3242

    7:07 minx looking a little off today

    • @soggymoo8396
      @soggymoo8396 4 года назад +129

      she looks like she hadn’t slept in weeks

    • @derricknewton8277
      @derricknewton8277 4 года назад +82

      Idk looks normal to me

    • @REXSKWONDO
      @REXSKWONDO 4 года назад +87

      IM PISSING HTIS SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNY

    • @YT-mb5od
      @YT-mb5od 4 года назад +10

      Oh my God

    • @agentkai4422
      @agentkai4422 4 года назад +15

      IM CHOKING THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @mynamechegg7939
    @mynamechegg7939 4 года назад +544

    I like how schlatt flexes his clothes but his room is literally falling apart.

    • @awfullysomething
      @awfullysomething 4 года назад +14

      "Damn y'all live like this"

    • @tomasflatharta
      @tomasflatharta 4 года назад +1

      And still playing the orginal wii

    • @aidanknotts1090
      @aidanknotts1090 4 года назад

      And his desk is made of cardboard

    • @gr8cescale
      @gr8cescale 4 года назад

      @@aidanknotts1090 yomommmab desk mande of cadbrode

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 года назад +35

    This is the longest perfectly cut scream video ever.

  • @glibey
    @glibey 4 года назад +2096

    I bet that sweatshirt is a tax write of as a "costume" for a "piece of art".

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  4 года назад +1222

      Of course it is.

    • @edwardcook7568
      @edwardcook7568 4 года назад +83

      @@jschlattLIVE ya love to see it

    • @612aster
      @612aster 4 года назад +31

      The 1100$ lingerie is easier to explain like that too

    • @ethanhessong3033
      @ethanhessong3033 4 года назад +6

      @@jschlattLIVE before Y2K

    • @adamm3947
      @adamm3947 4 года назад +3

      Damn bro you got a reply from Schlatt

  • @electwode
    @electwode 4 года назад +636

    Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Emily."

  • @subnormality5854
    @subnormality5854 4 года назад +669

    Even though its all an act, this has to be literally the most excited anyone has ever gotten over Deal or No Deal

    • @loganhendon688
      @loganhendon688 4 года назад +4

      So the people who have won a million dollars completely changing their life were less excited? Why did this even get likes?

    • @Mathster_live
      @Mathster_live 4 года назад +8

      A testament to how good of a game show Deal or No Deal is, I miss it

  • @kirbalicious
    @kirbalicious 4 года назад +49

    I witnessed a grown man have a mental breakdown over Wii Deal or No Deal. I can say proudly that this, ladies and gentlemen... is what America is about.
    Schlatt2021

  • @boozagesunday7884
    @boozagesunday7884 4 года назад +875

    I didn’t know Admiral Zhao from Avatar: The Last Airbender had a RUclips channel and wore a Yanks hat.

    • @seacool2193
      @seacool2193 4 года назад +39

      Don't let him near any fish or physically and mentally scarred teenagers, otherwise it's gonna be another 1999, where Schlatt... well you don't wanna know about that

    • @ronnielacher
      @ronnielacher 4 года назад +8

      @@seacool2193 Wanna know why people call him swiss army knife.

    • @calvinonmc
      @calvinonmc 4 года назад +1

      @@ronnielacher why is that?

    • @alexnunn2161
      @alexnunn2161 4 года назад +9

      solvzz because in 1999 he brutally murdered three people with a Swiss Army knife

    • @calvinonmc
      @calvinonmc 4 года назад +2

      @@alexnunn2161 I believe the number is 9, but thank you

  • @Holthis
    @Holthis 4 года назад +821

    I am SHOCKED this video is sponsored approved holy shit

    • @シツ-111
      @シツ-111 4 года назад +28

      same lmaooo schlatt was feeling bold today

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 года назад

      Monke 🐵

  • @LoagVEVO
    @LoagVEVO 4 года назад +690

    schlatt is slowly becoming one of my favorite lunch club members because rather than sticking to the same jokes or format hes actually starting to carve out his own niche so he is more interesting as an individual rather than clinging to some group like some of the other members.

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 года назад +11

      So Jschlatt good.

    • @choccymilkconnoisseur2775
      @choccymilkconnoisseur2775 4 года назад +37

      Don't know what the fuck a lunch club is but I agree

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 4 года назад +14

      choccy milk connoisseur it’s a group of youtube/twitch creators
      also I like ya name

    • @flashpoint8796
      @flashpoint8796 4 года назад +1

      @Rylan H. Mangum I agree :(

    • @yourstepdad1102
      @yourstepdad1102 4 года назад +6

      @Rylan H. Mangum theres no harm in comparing the differences between schlatts humor and that of the other members but i agree it could have been done more tactfully

  • @elliehorrocks6354
    @elliehorrocks6354 4 года назад +12

    Schalt is the only person that can actually make me actually watch the sponsors and not skip it

  • @JBOSSISLIT
    @JBOSSISLIT 4 года назад +748

    When mom says there’s no Dino nuggies: 11:51

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 года назад +9

      Jane Edwards uhm. Are you okay?

    • @JustFireYT
      @JustFireYT 4 года назад +2

      Clip that

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 года назад +1

      @@Danielle-hu8pv You heard me!

  • @dantino2279
    @dantino2279 4 года назад +891

    You can tell this was recorded a while ago because his desk is still standing

    • @aleksandarstojanovic5009
      @aleksandarstojanovic5009 4 года назад +11

      I tought I was the only one who noticed that

    • @absorb1985
      @absorb1985 4 года назад +7

      The wayfair jokes also date it

    • @zeeksmz451
      @zeeksmz451 4 года назад +10

      Bruh, he really put his hand up when she was black😂😂😂

    • @lurker5002
      @lurker5002 4 года назад +2

      @@zeeksmz451 that killed me

    • @zeeksmz451
      @zeeksmz451 4 года назад +1

      @@lurker5002 same bro, i literally loved it, i didn't expect it in like the slightest but i caught me off guard and was so funny

  • @alexb5979
    @alexb5979 4 года назад +494

    Schlatt tomorrow: “ thinking about plundering most of Asia”

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 Год назад +4

    cancelling Genghis Khan almost a millenium after he died is the most twitter thing ever

  • @ellarodriguez6079
    @ellarodriguez6079 4 года назад +794

    IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THIS MAN PULLS OFF OFFENSIVE HUMOR SO WELL

    • @creamy9
      @creamy9 4 года назад +5

      what was even remotely offensive

    • @wyatt836
      @wyatt836 4 года назад +35

      Creamy when he knelt and put his fist up and the wayfair background lmao

    • @creamy9
      @creamy9 4 года назад +48

      @@wyatt836 not even offensive though, maybe to twitter users to be fair

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 4 года назад +7

      There weren't any offensive jokes in the video

    • @Panda-xp1tz
      @Panda-xp1tz 4 года назад +3

      @wistfulAnthophila they mean Twitter "offensive"

  • @apricott5282
    @apricott5282 4 года назад +786

    Me trying to sleep:
    The neighbors upstairs: 11:48

    • @Egg_thing
      @Egg_thing 4 года назад +90

      Me trying to sleep:
      The neighbors: 3:36

    • @poopypants6428
      @poopypants6428 4 года назад +3

      Top ten perfectly cut screams

    • @cutepinkyo
      @cutepinkyo 4 года назад

      ALWAYS

    • @EcstaticallyCJ
      @EcstaticallyCJ 4 года назад

      @@Egg_thing faaaaaaaaaaaacts

    • @bonkobi2342
      @bonkobi2342 4 года назад +2

      I had to watch an ad during that and it just came back to schlatt screaming on the floor

  • @johndagostiono4967
    @johndagostiono4967 4 года назад +933

    Alternate title: Schlatt falling over and destroying his room while declining money for 14 minutes

  • @scrubadubdub947
    @scrubadubdub947 3 года назад +20

    9:13 OPEN THE CASE👉👉

  • @sagittariusgypsy2299
    @sagittariusgypsy2299 4 года назад +394

    I’m from Russia and I’m learning English. Thank you for having such a clear and simple English language. I really like your content. I’m learning and having fun at the same time. You’re cool, man.

    • @lemuoire
      @lemuoire 4 года назад +18

      Mood

    • @seedlesswatermelon417
      @seedlesswatermelon417 4 года назад +15

      bonk

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 года назад +35

      Damn, if a Russian learning English can properly use you're, then most other commenters can too

    • @sagittariusgypsy2299
      @sagittariusgypsy2299 4 года назад +14

      Jonoxes, yeah, I understand you. I also play computer games, so knowing English is very important for communication, especially in our time. And thank you for your kind words ❤️

    • @sagittariusgypsy2299
      @sagittariusgypsy2299 4 года назад +15

      Seedless Watermelon, hahahaha omg, I remember that! This was the first video I watched on this channel. My favorite "meabeab" and "onehb" in my heart too ❤️

  • @kkamikazee
    @kkamikazee 4 года назад +797

    When jshlatt said “this video is sponsored by-“
    I got an amber alert notification and I actually thought that was the sponsor for a second

    • @pian-0g445
      @pian-0g445 4 года назад +21

      Kamikaze today’s sponsor, storm.

    • @kkamikazee
      @kkamikazee 4 года назад +30

      Pian-0 G that’s not what an amber alert is sir

    • @JonixHensley
      @JonixHensley 4 года назад

      How old are you

    • @Stormsolid
      @Stormsolid 4 года назад

      Pian-0 G I ain’t got the money for a schlatt placement sadly lul

    • @ajb3416
      @ajb3416 4 года назад +2

      I got an amber alert too lmao

  • @lee-wb2wn
    @lee-wb2wn 4 года назад +8286

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE MOANED-

  • @bianca-yy7ok
    @bianca-yy7ok 4 года назад +14

    the way he laughed at "gayla" is sending me-

  • @hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464
    @hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464 4 года назад +491

    schlatts energy and self confidence has only ever gone up during quarantine and after he stopped streaming, what a man. I don't think I know another RUclipsr as energetic and creative in their humor and style, and knows EXACTLY how to pull off offensive humor. Absolute legend

    • @Joey-th2gb
      @Joey-th2gb 4 года назад +53

      Seriously though, his offensive humor is how it's supposed to be done. Immaculate. *chef's kiss*

    • @joong.vibess3719
      @joong.vibess3719 4 года назад +6

      first of all PREACH OMG
      second,,, coming from another army I must say your pfp is immaculate and holy

  • @marswithtrees
    @marswithtrees 4 года назад +732

    Every time Schlatt mispronounces Genghis Khan, a year gets shaved off my life

    • @docmcmoth
      @docmcmoth 4 года назад +40

      "gen-jiss kahn"

    • @eli4677
      @eli4677 4 года назад +1

      Good.

    • @marswithtrees
      @marswithtrees 4 года назад +5

      Red Mmmaybe at this point, I won’t get to live past 30

    • @bigfuckingcheese
      @bigfuckingcheese 4 года назад +4

      Irene Cho you don’t gotta flex that hard

    • @cadelifts6762
      @cadelifts6762 4 года назад +2

      I know. He literally looked at a video of people saying it as well smh. Fucking gen jizz

  • @SiobhanYmeow
    @SiobhanYmeow 4 года назад +1163

    Schlatt's so humble, he didn't even mention his $15000 micro nuke implant which detonates once his heart stops beating...

    • @epicchicken2045
      @epicchicken2045 3 года назад +22

      hxh vibes

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 года назад +7

      I guess the SMP's in trouble then

    • @doorhandlehater
      @doorhandlehater 3 года назад +5

      L’manberg be like: 🤯💥💣🧨 *BOOM* 🧨💣💥🤯

    • @Av0cadoToast
      @Av0cadoToast 3 года назад +1

      Metropolis: _heavy breathing_

    • @verymuchyes6937
      @verymuchyes6937 3 года назад

      @@Av0cadoToast me who lives near Metropolis: *fuck*

  • @riannaragan1017
    @riannaragan1017 4 года назад +15

    When you said “at least he didn’t say the n-word” an ad cut you off right when you began to say “n-“ 😂😂😂

  • @shlecko
    @shlecko 4 года назад +799

    Schlatt is so humble, he didn't mention the 5 gallons of orange juice he bought as stock in 1978 🙏

    • @duhameldustin6487
      @duhameldustin6487 4 года назад +2

      Wait how?

    • @ZDisco
      @ZDisco 4 года назад +4

      Cubscouter or when he bought 9 gallons of water just to show it off

  • @thedrewberry
    @thedrewberry 4 года назад +959

    schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about howie mandel

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 4 года назад +312

    6:32 Redditors after bullying a kid into suicide for liking Fortnite:

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 4 года назад +47

      I CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP AND GOT A FUCKING FORTNITE AD

    • @undavid_
      @undavid_ 4 года назад

      Wait, did this actually happen?!

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm4292 Год назад +2

    ‘an infinite supply of games in this cd book’
    i see schlatt has chosen unlimited games. hope you do well with the no games though

  • @raffaeledivora9517
    @raffaeledivora9517 4 года назад +559

    Being serious guys we all know in reality he would have accepted the deal as soon as it was over his massive debt of 90000 $

    • @jrw2319
      @jrw2319 4 года назад +15

      schlatt having debt? no way, he's such a successful business man!

    • @Erik_Blomgren
      @Erik_Blomgren 4 года назад +17

      @@jrw2319 My friend, he's a good 90.000$ in debt and he's literally going to do anything to get out of it

  • @King_Splitz
    @King_Splitz 4 года назад +485

    I died when he said, "where are the ladies" and then was disgusted by the wii graphic monsters that appeared

  • @trunkthumpn
    @trunkthumpn 4 года назад +569

    Therapist: Shlatt Pog face isn’t real.
    Shlatt Pog face: 1:17

  • @sxrensss
    @sxrensss 2 года назад +15

    11:30 a moan-cry or what lmao

  • @thomasbaker6757
    @thomasbaker6757 4 года назад +531

    I didn’t know minx was on deal or no deal as the briefcase ladies

    • @awfullysomething
      @awfullysomething 4 года назад +11

      Honestly, she's such a beautiful creature.

    • @john_6232
      @john_6232 4 года назад +4

      minx is with Quackity now shlinx is over

    • @john_6232
      @john_6232 4 года назад

      Jonoxes She confirmed last stream Quackity was her next victim

    • @brysdeathnote
      @brysdeathnote 4 года назад +1

      420th like ;)

  • @Thewtam4
    @Thewtam4 4 года назад +172

    9:30 that is some dark ass humor schlatt and I applaud the balls you have to be able to do that

    • @godsclown4419
      @godsclown4419 4 года назад +3

      Can you explain? I don't get it

    • @Thewtam4
      @Thewtam4 4 года назад +32

      @@godsclown4419 There's this conspiracy theory that people on Wayfair were trafficking Children by listing White Dressers on the site and naming the Dressers after missing kids and selling them for upwards of like $30,000

    • @nicholassliwa2640
      @nicholassliwa2640 4 года назад +2

      Ikr lmao I was looking for a comment that said this

  • @wyatt836
    @wyatt836 4 года назад +179

    i’ve never laughed so hard at someone falling on their ass before

  • @Ghv5t
    @Ghv5t 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact the painting Schlatt used for reference was made a hundred something years after Genghis Khan died so it’s not very accurate, this has happened with quite a few historical figures like Shakespeare

  • @Chicabeebo
    @Chicabeebo 4 года назад +1346

    Schlatt on the community page tomorrow-
    “Thinking about money”
    Also congrats on 1mill dude you worked hard for it

  • @chaoticentityq9974
    @chaoticentityq9974 4 года назад +702

    Schlatt: “At least he didnt say...”
    Ad immediately follows

  • @DelRuth6309
    @DelRuth6309 4 года назад +115

    3:37 that's on the internet forever

  • @DoljinsurenZ
    @DoljinsurenZ 4 года назад +40

    it's actually pronounced "Chinggis Khaan" in Mongolia!

  • @door.mp3
    @door.mp3 4 года назад +89

    Schlatt when I'm alone:
    *normal*
    Schlatt when my parents walk in:
    3:37

  • @nicw3810
    @nicw3810 4 года назад +365

    14:13 every Fnaf sister location jumpscare

    • @val3688
      @val3688 3 года назад +22

      THAT GAVE ME AN AD FOR CARDI B I COULDNT AGREE MORE THAT SHITS TERRIFYING

    • @TheSleeplessSleeperAgent
      @TheSleeplessSleeperAgent 3 года назад +6

      I'm in tears omg, that is beautiful

    • @theblues993
      @theblues993 3 года назад +4

      I think 14:14 is better but I agree lol

  • @sythlikesfrogs
    @sythlikesfrogs 4 года назад +108

    Schlatt: *kisses baby yuto*
    Women from 1999: *jealously increases*

  • @heyguys11117
    @heyguys11117 4 года назад +8

    “My chairs got that wap.”

  • @amediocrerocketleagueplaye9008
    @amediocrerocketleagueplaye9008 4 года назад +407

    Imagine Schlatts parents opening up youtube to see their son do this 3:30

    • @dmay6637
      @dmay6637 4 года назад +65

      bold of you to assume schlatt wasn't scientifically made in the lab of arizona

    • @impolitezombie
      @impolitezombie 3 года назад +23

      bold of you to assume he was actually birthed and not created in a lab.

  • @thatxfatxguy
    @thatxfatxguy 4 года назад +324

    that sexual yell when he glossed over juhg made me spit out my drink, that was a powerful laugh.

    • @Chicabeebo
      @Chicabeebo 4 года назад +30

      Low Quality Music ‘sexual yell’ you mean a moan my dude? 😂👀

    • @myah111
      @myah111 4 года назад +20

      sexual yell

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 4 года назад +8

      Sexual yell

    • @m0thexrene
      @m0thexrene 4 года назад +6

      Sexual yell

    • @7p7m7
      @7p7m7 4 года назад +4

      Sexual yell

  • @Coolest_Ade
    @Coolest_Ade 4 года назад +847

    I'm loving how much happier you seem after deciding to stop streaming. This is the kind of content that I love to see because you seem more comfortable and relaxed. Keep up the great work, man :)

    • @rafaelbalsan4512
      @rafaelbalsan4512 4 года назад +14

      I think the same, it's one of his funniest videos imo

    • @fixthat3269
      @fixthat3269 4 года назад

      Why'd he stop though?

    • @rafaelbalsan4512
      @rafaelbalsan4512 4 года назад +7

      @@fixthat3269 He has a video on it, not sure in which of his channels. Basically burnout and he says he can do things he likes in RUclips as opposed to in Twitch.

    • @fixthat3269
      @fixthat3269 4 года назад +4

      @@rafaelbalsan4512 thanks, definitely best decision to make. who knows maybe he'll want to stream occasionally for fun sometime in the future.

    • @fixthat3269
      @fixthat3269 4 года назад +1

      @@rafaelbalsan4512 lol it was literally the next video I saw clicking on his channel.

  • @catholicprayingman
    @catholicprayingman 9 месяцев назад +4

    I did the math, and shlatt murdered 15-21 people in 1999

  • @boozagesunday7884
    @boozagesunday7884 4 года назад +570

    Schlatt is so humble, he didn’t even mention his wood chipper used for dismembering bodies from New York Incident in 1997. 🙏🏿

  • @spachino7351
    @spachino7351 4 года назад +221

    Schlatt tomorrow on the Community Tab:
    “Thinking about Anderson Cooper”

  • @martin13224
    @martin13224 4 года назад +228

    Schlatt stares on in horror as every Minx persona comes marching out in perfect unison holding a metal briefcase

  • @TheFrizty
    @TheFrizty 3 года назад +14

    Ah..Schaltt should do more Wii videos like this when he's done with the whole moving thing to Texas...Those videos are just...
    *MWAH*
    w o n d e r f u l l .

  • @xander8584
    @xander8584 4 года назад +465

    community tab tomorrow: Thinking about cosplaying Howie Mandal

    • @KindaBaron
      @KindaBaron 4 года назад +4

      The fact that you were so close lmao

  • @eev_8779
    @eev_8779 4 года назад +507

    his moan was the worst thing I have EVER heard.

    • @citrusfruit8418
      @citrusfruit8418 4 года назад +112

      i believe you mean best

    • @mambin0o570
      @mambin0o570 4 года назад +37

      I was full volume in my bathroom :/

    • @natalieh9300
      @natalieh9300 4 года назад +16

      3:37

    • @thanatosmors2512
      @thanatosmors2512 4 года назад +4

      Mambin0o you saved me, I looked at this and lowered my volume as soon as he did it

    • @mambin0o570
      @mambin0o570 4 года назад +1

      @@thanatosmors2512 no problem dude

  • @YaBoySkelle420
    @YaBoySkelle420 4 года назад +465

    5:50 this has to be the funniest thing I've seen in years

    • @godsclown4419
      @godsclown4419 4 года назад +54

      The way he just desperately pauses the game fuckin kills me

  • @externals5859
    @externals5859 4 года назад +4

    4:22 is the funniest thing IVE seen on a gameshow

  • @tuckyking3399
    @tuckyking3399 4 года назад +164

    Schlatt talking about his expensive shirt
    Me knowing fully that he got it on Ebay

  • @etherialbeing6810
    @etherialbeing6810 4 года назад +926

    4:18 that’s some interestingly colour coded lighting- *you tryna tell us something, Howie?*

  • @glctcthnkr8059
    @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад +589

    Mom: you should go play with the neighbor’s kids
    The neighbor’s kids: 4:46

  • @bergsterplayz5273
    @bergsterplayz5273 Год назад +2

    4:20 the look on the game and his face and the scream tho 😂

  • @psyhki2005
    @psyhki2005 4 года назад +136

    11:51 - Jschlatt portraying his brutal finisher, the same one he used on those women back in '99

  • @jujiib9039
    @jujiib9039 4 года назад +189

    3:37 caught me so incredibly off guard I launched out of my chair

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw2319 4 года назад +560

    9:31
    he did NOT just-
    10:50
    HE DID AHAHA BRUH

    • @zonelet372
      @zonelet372 4 года назад +4

      Disk of Prudence can someone explain the joke?

    • @dirtmouth6861
      @dirtmouth6861 4 года назад +126

      Zonelet there was a child trafficking scandal on wayfair where people would disguise children as furniture and u could tell if it was a person if it was priced stupidly high. so the joke was that he was gonna use the scandal to traffic children thru wayfair

    • @teogonzalez7957
      @teogonzalez7957 4 года назад +14

      bapy nappy should point out it was a conspiracy theory that wasn’t actually true.

    • @KuratCTA
      @KuratCTA 4 года назад +4

      @@dirtmouth6861 There wasn't. It was a just speculation that was later on debunked.

    • @dirtmouth6861
      @dirtmouth6861 4 года назад +11

      @@KuratCTA oh shit i forgot to mention that part, my bad

  • @mikas6050
    @mikas6050 4 года назад +243

    JSchlatt doing WayFair memes is a new high in my life

  • @phyxelite9046
    @phyxelite9046 4 года назад +125

    3:37 "
    jschlattLIVE uploaded a new video"

  • @crfrando7315
    @crfrando7315 4 года назад +112

    Schlatt could actually lock someone in a crate behind him and when they'd scream we would think it's a bit

  • @phntmsims
    @phntmsims 2 года назад +1

    4:23 the first thing I thought of was “AAAHHHH ITS MINX!!!!!”

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 4 года назад +584

    Anyone else think Schlatt looks like the dad from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?
    Edit: upon further investigation, he looks like the older brother from Big Hero 6

  • @ethanerdman3399
    @ethanerdman3399 4 года назад +1400

    Why all the “ladies” look like minx???

    • @QuickNickGT
      @QuickNickGT 4 года назад +86

      Because they got no soul

    • @2hops4u
      @2hops4u 4 года назад +22

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @crathion4960
      @crathion4960 4 года назад +13

      The got minx to motion cap all of the beast

    • @jeffthepuppetYT
      @jeffthepuppetYT 3 года назад +7

      Decrepit and Irish.

  • @ovvvven
    @ovvvven 4 года назад +470

    jshlatt tomorrow on the community tab:
    “Thinking about opening the case.”

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 года назад +1

      And then actively participating in recreating it.

    • @rayaotic
      @rayaotic 4 года назад +4

      What case? The one from 1999?

  • @NorthErrant
    @NorthErrant 4 года назад +32

    Video: Okay, “Gen-gis-Karn”
    Schlatt: “Gen-gis-karn”
    Video: Good!
    Schlatt later: It’s genjis kan!