I went on an Among Us date.
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2020
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Schlatt plays Among Us with his best boy friend James Charles.
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Alright, alright. Schlatt Among Us is now a thing. Today, Schlatt plays Among Us with James Charles, Corpse Husband (please whisper sweet nothings into my ear), the faceless man with Nice Hands and a Deep Voice; TommyInnit, the kid who Started War On The Dream SMP and then I totally ruined it LOL; Vikkstar (Vikkstar123), who for the record I could totally take in a fight; LazarBeam, who I think plays Fortnite?; Valkyrae, Who Didn't Like My Gifs; and ConnorEatsPants, who did Deals And Business and Scamming with Schlatt on SMP Live. Watch as Schlatt flirts with James Charles, and as Schlatt is Cute with James Charles, and Schlatt asks James Charles out, and Schlatt reveals his DMs with James Charles because wowza is that boy handsome. It's like watching Disguised Toast 3000 IQ Plays in Among Us but there's no High IQ plays in sight. 
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yes
Gay shalt
Yes
gayschlatt
POGCHAMP
James just doesn’t want the responsibility of First Lady. Just saying.
KEEP IT AT 666 LIKES
i shall gift the 700th like.
Thank you allison for this comment.
@jay oh totally, haha.
@jay I wouldn’t say he’s much of a gentleman
schlatt: “GUYS STOP CALLING ME GAY I’M NOT GAY I DON’T ACT GAY”
also schlatt:
ok
ok
ok
ok, homophobic
@@Goku_Kakarot1102 homophobic?
Schlagg, don't feel sad. James just wants someone younger.
THIS COMMENT
@@bethaniie_ THIS REPLY ON THE GREATEST COMMENT
@A1i THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY ON THE GREATEST COMMENT
@@justsomeguywatchingvideos1052 THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THE GREATEST COMMENT
@@redditisbetterthantwitter5692 THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY TO THIS REPLY ON THE GREATEST COMMENT
I guess we know why James wasn’t into him now
LMAO
💀💀💀💀
NO CUZ IM DEAD FROM THIS COMMENT-💀💀
Can someone explain?
I’m a little out of the loop
James: ugh i hate being single i want a boyfriend
Jschlatt: heavy flirting
James: no
Sad boi hours
F in the chat
Jschlatt go get yo manz
Literally every gay man tho
F
"She'll die on October 16"
*Schlatt didn't specify the year*
NO
*NO*
October 16 is my bday lmao.
What a nice birthday gift, thanks, I love you soooo muuuchhhh!!!)!!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!!) 😃😃😃😃😊😊😇😹😹😹
YES
So interesting to see that James never liked schlatt cause Schlatt isn't a minor🤔
oof
I bet if he shaved those chops James would come running back arms wide
@@LadiesHideYourMans I bet
Yo Fr tho
schlatt should make sure james isn’t near tommyinnit or he might ask him for armpit hair pics again..
The Queen jokes have aged amazingly
yes yes they have
yes yes they have
yes yes they have
yes yes they have
yes yes they have
Title: schlatt desperately trying to have James Charles like him.
different title: Jschlatt turns James Charles straight (NOT CLICKBAIT)
^^ fr tho,, XD
this entire section lmaoo
It NOT working
The "suddenly i am straight" line is just so legendary
Bighotmen.com is an official link to his schlatt2020 merch store
@@lukes401k you are incredibly evil
@@smileyface8395 I’m serious
@@lukes401k interesting.
@@smileyface8395 He isnt lying
I like how schlatt has Tommy’s user volume really low
lmao James didn't like him because he's not 16
DEAD
And I oop- 🤭
OH NOSHSHATAFARVWHSHSHGAGGAHAHAH
@@fbiagent5616 Username checks out
Yeah that does makes sense since James was being real creepy to Tommy at the time he was 16 lmao
The best way to describe Schlatt’s brand is “aggressively American”
I need a big red stamp with that
i would say he just aggressively is in general
@「 ・Ryacle・ 」 for james
Excellent
perfect
Schlatt: "I still get upset when people call me gay"
Also Schlatt:
He’s not helping himself very much
maybe hes bi lmao
He forgot to say 'no homo'
@@tumblingartist jus gotta remind him
When he said that he was self conscious about his looks he grew the chops to better help him deal, even though his fans didn't react positively some times. That must be the method that works for him, so by making these videos that joke about these things he can learn to accept comments asking about his sexuality. True king 👑
This video aged like a fine milk
Knowing james he wouldn't want it to age
The reason james kept on rejecting schlatt is because schlatt is not 15
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
uhm
Lmao I like how the comment is edited but there’s still something misspelled
@@AlejandroArch22 oh shit lol my bad, I'm dylexic if that explains anything lol
james: " we have CORPSE,"
CORPSE in the most terrifying serial killer tone: "hello"
Lol i said that too but its literally just his voice, its insane.
His voice is amazing 😍😍
Finally. Some one with the same pfp
Have you seen his hands?
3:25 if anyone is wondering
james is turning schlatt gay and schlatt is turning james straight
me turning every pretty girl i hit on straight:
also i am a lesbian, i don’t think i can turn people straight this is just a joke
@@jess5299 oof
@@sirequestions3656 sad innit 😀
@@jess5299 not at all
due to recent events, no wonder james took such an interest in tommy...
and no wonder he had no interest in schlatt…
It’s sad really.
@Sydney Primeau I know
only reason james doesn’t like schlatt is cause he isn’t in his age range (1-17)
Oooooooffff you killed that man lmaoo
GOTTEM
Not funny but bro you really gotta say it 💀✋ (i mean, i dont disagree with it)
Stolen comment
@@dingbow_ lol, i just thought of it. i haven’t seen anyone say it. but oh well ig
The "j" in jschlatt stands for james
Jameschlatt
@@julio4972 LOL
Gayschlatt -> Jameschlatt
James schlatt
that’s the ship name jamesschlatt jsuk
huge day for the both of us Big J
True
Ur the funny haha kid from tommyinit RUclips chanlle
Tubbo?
tubbo
Ur gay
This video is unrealistic, Schlatt isn't a minor.
I understand now. Schlatt was too old for him
WTFF
Fun fact: the only other man with mutton chops to run for president won
FACTS
Those are pretty good oods
@@GZQ9 Except he's not even 35 so his odds are 0 lol
Luixuis SHUT UP JSCHLATT 2020 BABY!!!!
Wait who won
the comedic timing on this is stellar what on earth
The man himself. Love u 💙
hey yahi
fancy meeting you here :)
Bonk
Delivery and timing is what makes most jokes and my boy schlatt has mastered it
Always has been
POV: your looking through the newest first comments to see the “this hasn’t aged well” comments
i guess james didn’t like schlatt because he’s above the age of 18
NANI THE WHAT?
Wait what
Lmao
lmao
Lmao
Schlatt will be like “No I’m not gay stop asking if I’m gay” and then make shit like this. Are you sure sir?
Schlatt's bi confirmed
bro just stop asking
@@Pabzooloo what do you not like jokes or something bub
that's the joke
@@gwenking3722 they made a joke themself bub
schlatt finally got a boyfriend. so proud of him. they grow up so fast.
HEY DINO
I know. They're so perfect for eachother
ur pfp is cute
Odd spot...
aye i follow you on twitter aidan
10:35 um schlatt mind explaining this now?
Can we just talk about how schlatt was really close to actually guessing the death of Queen Elizabeth? He was only about a month off 😂
He just planned to kill her around this time
James: Tommy,
Tommy: h-he h-hello everyone
James: Corpse,
Corpse: *hello*
its more like *_H E L L O_*
ive watched corpse plenty of times but when he spoke i jumped
It's more like: 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔
*H*
*E*
*L*
*L*
*O*
𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼
Everybody gansta until Jschlatt turns James Charles straight
Lmao
It’s all apart of his master plan to appease the Pope
Well now we know jschlatt just wasnt james’ type
7:51
They both got the same death animation
IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
schlatt: "i hate it when people call me gay"
also schlatt: asks james charles to go out with him
gayschlatt
Big gay moment
✨Reverse Psychology✨
I don’t like your pfp
Ah, a fellow flamingo fan nice to see one.
If Schlatt becomes President, does James Charles becomes America's first First Gentleman?
No because he’s not actually gay
@@koolaidman8048 wow you got the joke woohoo
nah, the Presidents spouse will always be the first lady.
@Androva J. First Step-sister*
@@koolaidman8048 r/wooooosh
guess schlatt was too old for James's liking
When you realise hes the fucking same age as james lol but hes old coz hes a big guy
@@salt4661 You missed the joke...
This man is the gayest straight person I have ever seen in my life and I love it.
Imagine if the Queen actually passed away today, Schlatt would have quite a lot of explaining to do
her corpse was found next to a pair of timberlands
Schlatt becomes the Queen of England
he met her in medbay
it´s similar to what he did in 1999
Schlatt for Queen 2020
There is no JSchlatt, there is only GaySchlatt
Gayschlatt
@@jacobreist1221 BA BO BEY
Gayslut-Antvenom2k19
gayschlatt is very very gay
@@ball4124 B A B A B O O E Y
Sorry schlatt James likes younger boys 🤕
*Schlatt: Yes I'm gay. Yes I'm homophobic. We exist*
lmao
Lmao
Lamo
wait what
@@simaopedro7670 laom
Schlatt: “I reckon she’ll bite the dust on October 16th.”
Today: October 16
uh oh
Oh- oh no👁👄👁
The reckoning is upon us fellas.
His announcement at the festival today is that he just killed the queen and is feeling good
The Queen of England?
Bye bye
I guess Schlatt was too old for James
lmaoo
Jschlatt with his hat off is like if Wolverine could actually get drunk.
Jschlatt is that edgy kid in the group that everyone has to apologize for
LMAO
And we love him for it
P.S. nice profile pic and username
I thought it was Tommy
Ocean man
@@YNEA. Take me by the hand
james: *dies with schlatt*
schlatt: isn't this cute
james: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ok
ok
ok
ok
As a gay, i’d also be annoyed but its still funny af
Can we appreciate how handsome schlatt is in a suit? No?
I love how Schlatt is actually insanely good at among us but handicaps himself in the stupidest of ways
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
Idk why but Schlatt flirting with James and just getting constantly rejected is so damn funny
I know omfg- and I just had to, 999 likes, I wanted to make it 1k lmfao
@@tock2072 that really was a well thought out comment and totally was not fucking stupid
if schlatt was underage tho.. 😳
@@Catnipyy PFFF HAHAHA IM DYING HOLY SHIT
@@tock2072 I can count the people who cared on one finger.
things that feel gay and homophobic at the same time:
jschlatt
true XD
EXACTLY
statistically speaking, straight homophobic men that are openly homophobic tend to experience much higher amounts of same sex attraction than straight men that aren't homophobic.
literally
jschlatt would call me a dyke then go and kiss a man directly afterwards
9:08 I honestly thought he would blame Tommy
Also Tommy looks so traumatized on his facecam XD
James doesn't like schlatt because he isn't a young boy.
James is a top he doesnt want anyone topping him and schlatt would for sure be the top
@@Lynn-ip9sh Schlatt also isn’t a minor
@@WeepingWillowTree Worryingly already said that.
im losing my shit at tommy's reaction to the gif
He just dies inside and outside
Same
3:10
I lose my shit at everything tommy reacts to LMFAO
ahahhaha ikr right
James Charles: Suddenly I’m straight
Everyone: 🤭
*wouldnt be surprised*
2:52 you can just hear Tommy in the background wheezing and holding it in
well at least we know why James isn't into Schlat... too old
He might actually be into Tommy
schlatt: “i reckon the queen will bite the dust on october 16th”
*checks the date*
oh no
FESTIVAL DAYYYY
Oh yes
OH SHIT
Wilbur will explode it oh no
He’s gonna be gone tomorrow I’m guessing
“I reckon she’ll bite the dust October 16th”
*Intensely checks the news*
no replies lol?
The festival...
maybe next year
BITES ZA DUSTO
What a coincidence
Oh yeah. This video aged phenomenally.
We all know this is fake, James wouldn’t go for someone Schlatts age smh
HOLY FUCK LMAOOO
Oh fuck lololol
lol
It’s funnier when you realize James is actually older than Schlatt
3:24 Schlatt conveniently cutting out James’s reaction to Corpse’s voice... I see you...
Lol i noticed that
Where did he stream this?
@@rosepixie who schlatt? Or James? Or corpse?
Schlatt. I checked his twitch but I can't find it
@@rosepixie Schatt doesn’t stream anymore. And I don’t think this was streamed anywhere, they recorded it for the videos
title: gayschlatt flirts with james charles for 15 mins
i love how it isn’t “alternate” title, it is the title.
So just regular Schlatt?
"I'm gay"
I mean I would too.
@@zurich_ *ba bo bey bo ba ba da ba da ba*
i guess schlatt was just a little too old for james👁👁
PLSKSKSKSKS YOU DID NOT
James will never go for him because he's not under aged
schlatt sending the gifs in discord
and everyone quietly losing their shit while james was trying to do his intro had me on the floor
especially tommy throwing himself across the room from laughter lmao
Yeah that was great
I want an article that just reads, “Popular Influencer Runs for President, Quickly Becomes Number One at Polls.”
They call him nice polls
Imagine the content in the Oval Office
im writing him in
is he actually running on the official ballot
@@xavierjohannsen5045 no lmao he's too young
How is James gonna say he’s desperate with Schlatt right there? 😂
Schlatt: im a pretty big fan of james charles
that didnt age well
If Schlatt becomes president then his first decree is just to never let Tommy and Wilbur in america
His first decree as *emperor* of his *great* country lol
they don't even live in America so first law is to not let them exist anywhere
@@kacperrogulski7597 ?
Omg why is that so true XD
So you mean revoke the citizenship of Wilbursoot and Tommyinnit?
Only Schlatt can make James straight, remember that.
I will, Comrade.
the dream
This sounds like some kind of ominous warning or key scene from a video game and I'm all for it
The queen prediction AND the things James Charles did…this aged like spiked pineapple juice 😭
i bet if jschlatt was a minor james wouldn’t have rejected him lmaoooo
I love how James is more accepted in the gaming community than his own 😂
bcs all they do is cancel ppl for stupid reasons based on some other guru's pov 😆
Because gaming doesn’t cancel people unless they do something actually stupid
@@homestuckdubs yeah but that's the toxic fanpages of dream
DAMN-
Honestly ngl i think the gaming community actually does really like James lmao. He’s fun to watch when he games and his interactions with other gamers and entertaining
typing “discord rules” in the gif search bar gives results to big hot men holy shit he done it
its been like this for eons
i literally did this yesterday and it was awesome. no memes in general guys
Ur right
I don't understand help
james just didn't wanna go out with schlatt because he was of legal age
1:40 schlatt in a suit
The thing about shlatt is hes either prayshlatt or gayshlatt
Underrated af
Or both
Well he's none of those bc you forgot the c in both of them
shalt
shalt
“She’ll die on October 16”
Me: looks at date
Also me:
The festival on dream SMP...
My birthday ya yeet
He never said which October 16th
😳
@@guyorgirl2895 Oh ..
It's October 16th a year after and the QUEEN IS STILL ALIVE
don't worry i reckon next year is going to be the money ball
yo
this didn't age well.........
Schlatt tomorrow:
Thinking about getting a boyfriend
That is schlatt every day
He’s always thinking about him
Name a day where schlatt isn’t, ill give you some time
Yes
Schlatt sounds like a guy who'd manage to get elected even when everyone's against him
Oh wait
a
😳
oop
Oh no 😔
a
Sorry Schlatt, you're a bit old for him
turns out he likes em younger
How is nobody talking about the sick "Schlatt2020 art" ?
He even had the corpse of baby yuto that's attached to a wii remote
Alot of people already saw it on Twitter
He tweeted it a while ago. He mentioned the artist in the comments I think
I JUST NOTICED BABY YUTO OMFGDGHSIS
It’s funny because Jschlatt couldn’t even become president because he’s not even 35
Yea, he was born in 1999.
Or is he???😳
They’ll make an exception
jschlatt 2034
@@jon_eliz99 It might be plausible if he was born in January and committed the massacre in December.
1:23 THIS IS THE ONLY PLUG I WOULD WATCH AT MY OWN WILL.
well now we know why the date didn't go good, he just isn't his preferred age
schlatt: "i hate when ppl call me gay"
also schlatt:
LMAO 😂
It's extremely difficult to discern whether Schlatt is actually homosexual.
For James 100% 🥵
@Sleep No minx
He's unquestionably straight imo. The fact that Him thirsting for James is a bit should be a dead giveaway.
@Sleep No actually yes his video about getting a new girlfriend
@Sleep No ruclips.net/video/CuFs0I2_i04/видео.html
shlatt: what do we know abut this?
everyone: ew *laughes*
tommy: starts crying"
2:21 schlatt looks like a wherewolf
wolverine
I see Schlatt finally gets to play among us with a big hot man. Truly inspiring character development
Yeah the lore seems to be getting more comlicated
H only needs 9 more
How tf did I get so many likes in 37 minutes. My comment isn’t even that funny
@@glctcthnkr8059 its quite funny actually
@@glctcthnkr8059 Congratulations, you have figured the funny.
'suddenly, I'm straight' - James Charles, 2020
Yeah ik why James wouldn't go out with jschlatt, he is too old
✨aged well✨
james doesnt like the word aged