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Schlatt and the boys give some more presentations.
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@Kryoz
@Justa Minx
@24 Frames Of Nick
The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something.
Yes, I copy pasted that again. This is getting too easy 
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Okay
Nice ! -I will definitely check that out-
Nah
Edit:ok maybe
When you
@@blackbob1576 nope I was HAHAHAHA
"child friendly"
the three women in 1999: 💀💀💀
They joined the others in the backyard
1999*
Were they children though? I think not.
lmao
I mean i thought of one specific person 😀
“Dream breathed so I don’t have to anymore”
*ties noose*
Thats what he said 😂
4:24
#dreamsharted
@@drayleepful #dreamsharted
"Futa?"
"Like the cheese?"
I'm pretty sure it's futaccine.
E
@@joshuaherrmann6426 E
More like futanari
@@FileCorruption Has anyone seen the subtlety recently? I can’t seem to find it
@Kristian Mestousis Ναι, και εγώ
I've never laughed so hard at a suicide joke when schaltt said find god
Same man
I started wheezing
“Who needs women?”
~ Minx, probably a woman
I dont know about that one chief
~ minx, probably not a woman
~ Minx, possibly a woman
Minx is a man
allegedly
Just wanted to point out
The only person who voted for “minx’s ugly ass voice”
Was minx
gottem
Yeah, someone likes being degraded
Ah, a self burn, those are rare
Leave it to the woman to be conceited and self centered smh 😤😤😤
@@thekeyandthegate4093
I
I don’t think she was being conceited there dude
Swaggersouls: *stutters*
RUclips auto-generated subtitles: *music*
Lmao
his "p-p-p e-e ple" was fire tho
“It tell me”
Could possibly turn any of the stutters into a beat
yes, his voice is always music to my ears
I love how careless schlatt is with being offensive
Yeah. And then theres the snowflake morons on twitter trying to cancel him
"Schlatt is the only good racist"
@@ammagon4519 LMAO
He *is* dark humor
@@retropixl5177 he is darker side humor
“Who needs women”
Schlatt: “now you have my attention”
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Hmmmmmm
Saw your profile pic and thought it was my comment lol
hardtrance goa channel 1995 - 2003 that was an entire essay and no one actually read it all lmao
@@spirituallydead2671 I read it and regret it
Man really started it off with “the most child friendly people I know” lmao
k dood
@@Okay1 mhmm.
OH NO
Is Carson there
grandpa slips in black tar heroin in the birthday card
I can’t listen to minx without hearing “tennis ball throw it against the wall”
Can I stab my Whiteclaw?
It helps me forget that I have cancer...
not as low as the prices at walmart
I was a little worried about the pope while Jschlatt was sitting there in his chair, just doing nothing. Who's saying the prayers if schlatt is just sitting there?
He has an Igor
Says “Child friendly” at the beginning of the video, like we don’t know what schlatt did in 1999
k
dood
back in 1999...
*1999
It was very “child friendly”
"I'm a woman in a funny competition against five men"
That got me
@Joshua EdwinRoehl ?
Are u saying that woman can’t be funny???!! HUH???!! THIS IS AGIAN PROOF THAT JSCHLAGG IS OPRESSON AND SPRADENG IT TO OTHERSS!!!!
@@colliejoy1235 Schlagg is love, Schlagg is life. I’m glad you accept that at least.
@@jubbusbubbus wot de FOCK! Get out of ur false mibtset and open ur eyws! YIFF! You mak me so angry I wanna bark at you! ARF ARF YIFF YIFF Uwu!
@@colliejoy1235 oh god you’re a real aggressive puppy. OH LOOK, HERES A BONE! GO FETCH! *throws bone*
minx is so underrated lmao
Your pfp is gillian you have my respect
She's my favorite sexist.
yes she is
Sometimes she does too much unfunny stuff imo
Over rated
14:34 the duality of man
@ThyPeasantSlayer real
I got the most child friendly people”
First drawing:
*baby gun*
I see you also watched the same video
IT WAS ALIE! HE LIED TO US!!! THESE PROPKE ARE JUST AS OPPRESSIVE AS HE IS!!!!
@@colliejoy1235 what’s a propke?
It also had yellow liquid coming out of its mouth
@@colliejoy1235 who is he oppressing. Also learn to type right and with out the cap lock on
Schlatt is taking so many sponsors I think he's actually going to run for president
He should he would make a great one right?
@@littlechi7738 yeah, he probably would make a great president!
@@racctti dreamsmp flashbacks
Definitely gonna be better then Obama tho
this election was brought to you by our sponsor- NORDVPN
14:40
There are two types of people here
11:33 minx is the only one who voted for "minx's ugly ass voice" lmao
The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious
@Joshua EdwinRoehl what was the point of that
@@fishyalt2 being an ass.
@@fishyalt2 thankyou for warning me
@@iitsmuri ur welcome
@@justas423 HEY HEY IT WAS RANDOM AND INCONVENIENT JEEZ MAN
"My forehead isn't that big"
"Neither is your chest honey"
*I felt that one all the way from America*
The way he said the insult then hesitated on "honey" made it funnier
Timestamp?
@@meow.610 9:38
@@marcell3891 thank you
#Flatjustice
I am personally offended the text to speech joke didn't win.
14:16.
The moment that birthed a new era
Schlatt really said: "The American people are tired of women"
That’s why I’m English
@@Mosslistic eat ur crumpets and leave before the queen gets harmed
AMEN 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Favorite tool song?
@@avabrant4503 yesssss girlllll
This man segwayed into an ad after talking about a baby shooting themself. Schlatt is doing it right
The American dream
8:22 Kryoz's absolute brain-rot moment with his avatar picture in-game are perfectly balanced
minx's sigh of regret at 12:10, as if it took her this long to realize men are fucking stupid and we love it
Swagger's "Stutter" bit harkens back memories of his Brain Rot masterpiece.
YES
“ b-b-b-b-b-brain rot! “
my thoughts exactly
@@lamalonmon8625 m-m-mmmmoooonKEYYYY MOOOONNNKEEEYYYYYYY. BRAIN HERE NO NO BRAIN NO BRAIIIIN. What a modern poet
@@theamazingspiderwuss4236 beautiful, my favorite sentence of “ The joys of being a victim of brain rot. “
Jschlatt saying "attaboy" is so wholesome and heartwarming.
Edit: timestamp is at 11:58 thanks for @Braedylane for that
i know especially to like tubbo
don’t know about that one lul
time stamp?
Where
@@laneslaned thank you!!
6:18 how did that fail, it was so well executed
Because they voted for minx
Schlatt in the thumbnail has the smoothest face I've ever seen him have. Which means he's always contorting his face in the strangest ways.
Damn it's like Russian roulette with a bunch of toddlers
Interesting profile pic you got there buddy
Hmmm that profile pic is uh hmm
@@midnightlover1421 what don't you shower with your gun?
yo is that Læffy?
@@lonelytent2833 YO! It’s Læffy (:
When is JSchlatt ever not dangerous?!
"when he's mad having to deal with a child named tommy"
They don’t call him Blades for nothing
It's just seems to you but it's not
1998 he was pretty safe
the pope
12:38 this aged amazingly
5:35 "Is that a rape whistle?
“i don’t remember what i picked anym- I AM TIRED OF ENDLESSLY PISSING”
@Joshua EdwinRoehl no
@Joshua EdwinRoehl i appreciate the hustle but no ❤️
How dare he! First up it wad race, and now he’s making fun of those whit urinary problem?!!? WHATTT???!??
Minx has made a living out of being bullied and I love that
My highschool dream come true
I just feel terrible D:
@@sirdigsalo1 same ngl but she seems to like it
@@espinita. I mean yes, but I hope she knows, or that others let her know that she's rather wonderful.
@@sirdigsalo1 Get ready to be called a simp by a bunch of redditors.
8:51 Thanks Kryoz, it worked!!
3:32 As Someone with a stutter I approve 👍 oh wait I mean I-I-I ap-p-p-prove
“The most child friendly people”
Babysitting Mama flashbacks
"And that is a lie" - The Maury Show
How the fuck u finna get 1.2k likes and 1 reply lol
PLS
Can’t be as dangerous as what he did back in the 90’s
May those 3 women Rest In Pieces
k dood
Warcrimes in Yugoslavia
Back in 99
We don’t talk about 1999
if you leave a baby alone in a room with a gun, it'll die. But if you leave TWO babies in a room alone with a gun, one baby will leave that room a warrior
I like how the sponsor is literally just an off brand monster legends
Dragon city actually
Yeah, I know but the one it is a knock off of is monster legends
these people *are* the most child friendly.
Indeed
I agree
I agree with this statement
indeed. do you see the children lining up to be their friends? or becoming corpses idk
We said that about Carson
Minx out here setting the women's rights movement back 20 years
She got lefts too here, goddamn
Nicest thing anyone has ever said about Minx.
His new vid got age restricted because of the comment section lmfaoo
Truly disgusting, that "people" would do such a horrible thing
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
all im saying being someone who does have stutter swagger was so accurate
Dream really breathed?
Hi Dolan!
#dreamconvertso2toco2
Up vote
IMAGINE BEING A FUCKIN' DUCK LMFAO
No
Minx: Hello
Schlatt: *My time to cyber bully has arrived*
Yo how do people get cyber bullied like walk away or close da laptop
4:11 I made the mistake of taking a big sip of water, and almost choked to death laughing
me when i am watching this alone: normal jschlatt
me when my dad came in the room: 14:03
the day that schlatt plays survive the internet is the day that twitter fucking implodes
Whats that?
its a game basically where people cancel each other. It's funny as heck, but very difficult to not get cancelled
You were right lol
What's the future like?
“Is that a rape whistle” choked on water
I was the same when they said AirPod lol
Why tf did you choke
@@willy9473 laughing
I think they meant drake whisyle as it looks very familiar
Wtf why do I have so many likes
It’s something about shlstts brutal honesty about doing sponsors for money makes them feel a lot more legit I don’t know why
12:22 i heard *slatt* in the background
I think i may be losing it
Minx: My forehead is not that big
Schlatt: i'm about to end this "thing's whole carrer
Forgot the end quote but I’ll still like
@@borbleborb4586
Forgot the period but I’ll still like
Harold Reginald forgot the comma, but I’ll still like.
@@borbleborb4586 Forgot the capital, but I'll still like.
@@FilmBucket forgot me but i'll still like
"I'm a woman against five men in a funny competition, so I've already pulled the short straw"
14:24 whats the difference?
It's insane how much of a masicist minx is for agreeing to play
“Ever heard of futa?”
“The cheese?”
Upon hearing "futa cheese" I dry heaved through my eyes
whats futa
@@weinerfuck4694 google may answer your question
Incognito recommended
@@Greenplumber it’s the Federal Unemployment Tax Act
"Child Friendly"
What about the Steel Toe incident Schlatt, what about those poor women.
Hello, i am new around here, what exactly happened
@@fireferretlord884 wanna know why they call him the Steel Toe?
Ah the Steel Toe Incident of 1999. So many Orphans for Techno to slaughter that day..
ah of course, the incident. the one that left many in shambles
@@fireferretlord884 you wouldnt want to know
I love how at 11:28 minx was the only one to vote minx's ugly ass voice
charborg is the perfect chaotic neutral person for this game
This game never goes well when Schlatt joins
not just THIS game, ANY game
k
Any game doesn’t go well for other people when Schlatt joins
LMAOOOOOO
“Big hot men,” “Men having sex,” and of course, “Vote for me, chat”
Minx: "Who needs women?"
Schlatt: *kicks Minx*
She seriously should've seen that coming.
CEO of not adding anything
@@slitherywriter1711 lmao
Great work, that’s exactly what happened but it makes it funnier when it’s in text form, thank you we all needed this.
@@dimwitbeavis3165 for real haha
It's been months and Swaggers stutter still kills me with laughter.
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing
Stfu
Stfu
Nice
“It shoots itself in the head it’s not gonna do it again right”
-Schlatt 2021
i mean he is right
9:36
Minx: My forehead is not big!!
Jschlatt: Neither are your t*ts
He killed her man.
14:46 I just realized what it is
1:32 that goddamn smile
Nobody:
Schlatt: Today’s sponsor is [Insert 2 word mobile game I never heard of] BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Lol same
Raid Shadow
Same
@@RussianBot69420 No, we've all heard of it. We just all wish we hadn't.
Atleast he getting money.
“I’m with 5 men in a funny competition” god I love her
Why do you like women?
@@awesomecoolguy8857 True True
A foonay competition
@@awesomecoolguy8857 women
@@unlacedshoe3696 now laugh
Swaggersouls and Schlatt is wonderful. SwaggerSchlatt.
Schlaggersouls
Schlatt never fails to churn up our insides and schongledong all over our schlankets and rammie plushes
I know for a fact if Schlatt found you crying in the bathroom he’d say “get outta here with that depression shit” then ask if you’re ok-
Your name is so fucking funny
You are right-
Speaking from experience?
@@partygoblynn no sadly
he'd be the guy that goes "you're not ugly, just not that pretty either, mediocre" tryint to comfort you but really failing
"Dream breathed so I don't have to" is an excellent quote
Especially with that image
2:11 this is the best part to any ad i've ever seen
The way Schlatt cued the product slogan after completely roasting Minx was like the ultimate mic drop
"FUTA"
"Is that the cheese?"
I'm dying lmao
futaccine
@@dissmo706 shut up
@@izanagiforsmite4365 shut up
@@Shouldntp shut up
@@iceecream2154 silence
Schlatt- “I got the most child friendly people I know”
Also Schlatt- *doesn’t invite Carson*
whos carson
@@zeddperm3031 I- who is that old man?
@@zeddperm3031 I think that’s the point-
@@zeddperm3031 Give him a minute, boys. He’ll eventually get the joke...
This took me too long to understand
9:38 "Neither are your tits, Honey." The Greatest roast of all time
7:05 my man aint a simp
Schlatt's real laugh sounds so sarcastic I don't even know what's real anymore.
“Most child friendly people” proceeds to bring minx
Edit: for all of the people saying that was the joke I already knew that I just found it funny
Good thing it wasn’t Carson 😳
@Nqnix I know I just found it funny that he said that
@@asamakowski8316 yeah wonder what’s happening with him
@@dan__. hopefully hes talking to someone and not coming back to youtube ( not cause i hate him but it seems to be the source of his issues )
@@asamakowski8316 Carson is very child friendly
"My forehead is not that big"
"Neither are your tits"
GOD DAMN SCHLATT CHILL 😂😂😂
Swagger is incredibly creative...
Schlatt, the only person who I'll watch a sponsorship for instead of skipping it.
Him and internet historian
Internet historian too
Me too
And internet comment ettiquette
"Hi, my name is Convicted Felon. But you can call me Connie."
Good Time (A24, 2017)
4:46 new valve logo looks great!
Finally a RUclipsr who doesn’t mind being offensive but can (probably) be respectful
Never thought I'd almost die to a response such as "Is that the cheese?"
Can we have dragon city?
“We have dragon city at home”
Dragon city at home: Dragon Tammer
Dragon city is the dragonvale at home
@@bibfipples4552 that's facts
@@moistmarsupial3528 f in the chat for dragonvale shutdown
_The feeling when Dragon City is actually a bootleg game for Dragon Vale, and wasted 7 years worth of childhood on a bootleg game_
Can we have dragon vale?
"No we have dragon vale at home"
Dragon vale at home: dragon city
That smile he does when he whips out his wallet 😂😂
11:48 Sweet Home Alabama intensifies
"Peeppepeeepepeoppplplpple teeellelelll me ii i i istutututerrr"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
That was in sun tzus book on pitching ribcages open not the art of war
@@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 Oh shit youre right
As someone who has stuttering problems, This made me wheeze but personally offended at the same time. 10/10
It made me laugh too, but I wasn't really offended that much
@Joshua EdwinRoehl that song is ass
SAME PAHAHAHA
S-s-same
@@K2_- Don’t say that, man
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.