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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  3 года назад +9315

    DOWNLOAD DRAGON TAMER FOR FREE! bit.ly/3ohqEUX 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉👺👺👺

    • @isekeira7845
      @isekeira7845 3 года назад +148

      Okay

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 3 года назад +420

      Nice ! -I will definitely check that out-

    • @fabion1716
      @fabion1716 3 года назад +184

      Nah
      Edit:ok maybe

    • @1hvrtz
      @1hvrtz 3 года назад +67

      When you

    • @isekeira7845
      @isekeira7845 3 года назад +15

      @@blackbob1576 nope I was HAHAHAHA

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 3 года назад +22050

    Swagger's "Stutter" bit harkens back memories of his Brain Rot masterpiece.

    • @cjonesjr
      @cjonesjr 3 года назад +212

      YES

    • @lamalonmon8625
      @lamalonmon8625 3 года назад +891

      “ b-b-b-b-b-brain rot! “

    • @SarahSmith-tn2jm
      @SarahSmith-tn2jm 3 года назад +112

      my thoughts exactly

    • @theamazingspiderwuss4236
      @theamazingspiderwuss4236 3 года назад +635

      @@lamalonmon8625 m-m-mmmmoooonKEYYYY MOOOONNNKEEEYYYYYYY. BRAIN HERE NO NO BRAIN NO BRAIIIIN. What a modern poet

    • @lamalonmon8625
      @lamalonmon8625 3 года назад +281

      @@theamazingspiderwuss4236 beautiful, my favorite sentence of “ The joys of being a victim of brain rot. “

  • @pokemonteaml
    @pokemonteaml 3 года назад +6193

    “Who needs women”
    Schlatt: “now you have my attention”

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 года назад +4

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @bakefacep6148
      @bakefacep6148 3 года назад +2

      Hmmmmmm

    • @justinwentworth1467
      @justinwentworth1467 3 года назад +2

      Saw your profile pic and thought it was my comment lol

    • @spirituallydead2671
      @spirituallydead2671 3 года назад

      hardtrance goa channel 1995 - 2003 that was an entire essay and no one actually read it all lmao

    • @aceglass4020
      @aceglass4020 3 года назад

      @@spirituallydead2671 I read it and regret it

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 года назад +20775

    Dream really breathed?

  • @chinstonsworstshill3937
    @chinstonsworstshill3937 3 года назад +7248

    "Futa?"
    "Like the cheese?"
    I'm pretty sure it's futaccine.

    • @joshuaherrmann6426
      @joshuaherrmann6426 3 года назад +18

      E

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 года назад +3

      @@joshuaherrmann6426 E

    • @FileCorruption
      @FileCorruption 3 года назад +183

      More like futanari

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 3 года назад +123

      @@FileCorruption Has anyone seen the subtlety recently? I can’t seem to find it

    • @RedPawner
      @RedPawner 3 года назад +4

      ​@Kristian Mestousis Ναι, και εγώ

  • @Tman_Hall
    @Tman_Hall 3 года назад +11930

    "I'm a woman in a funny competition against five men"
    That got me

    • @hmm6006
      @hmm6006 3 года назад +60

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl ?

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 года назад +264

      Are u saying that woman can’t be funny???!! HUH???!! THIS IS AGIAN PROOF THAT JSCHLAGG IS OPRESSON AND SPRADENG IT TO OTHERSS!!!!

    • @jubbybrab
      @jubbybrab 3 года назад +246

      @@colliejoy1235 Schlagg is love, Schlagg is life. I’m glad you accept that at least.

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 года назад +31

      @@jubbybrab wot de FOCK! Get out of ur false mibtset and open ur eyws! YIFF! You mak me so angry I wanna bark at you! ARF ARF YIFF YIFF Uwu!

    • @jubbybrab
      @jubbybrab 3 года назад +26

      @@colliejoy1235 oh god you’re a real aggressive puppy. OH LOOK, HERES A BONE! GO FETCH! *throws bone*

  • @1hvrtz
    @1hvrtz 3 года назад +6714

    Man really started it off with “the most child friendly people I know” lmao

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 3 года назад +21238

    Just wanted to point out
    The only person who voted for “minx’s ugly ass voice”
    Was minx

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 года назад +821

      Yeah, someone likes being degraded

    • @jaypegasi3769
      @jaypegasi3769 3 года назад +287

      Ah, a self burn, those are rare

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 3 года назад +110

      Leave it to the woman to be conceited and self centered smh 😤😤😤

    • @goldmagikarp9579
      @goldmagikarp9579 3 года назад +270

      @@thekeyandthegate4093
      I
      I don’t think she was being conceited there dude

    • @elijahlorenzo6363
      @elijahlorenzo6363 3 года назад +153

      @@goldmagikarp9579 more than likely a joke lmao

  • @Ughhhhs
    @Ughhhhs 3 года назад +1125

    I've never laughed so hard at a suicide joke when schaltt said find god

  • @masterspork3735
    @masterspork3735 3 года назад +8505

    Schlatt is taking so many sponsors I think he's actually going to run for president

    • @littlechi7738
      @littlechi7738 3 года назад +117

      He should he would make a great one right?

    • @racctti
      @racctti 3 года назад +41

      @@littlechi7738 yeah, he probably would make a great president!

    • @ruttedmammal4255
      @ruttedmammal4255 3 года назад +86

      @@racctti dreamsmp flashbacks

    • @hi.landon
      @hi.landon 3 года назад +29

      Definitely gonna be better then Obama tho

    • @jestaplushgal3528
      @jestaplushgal3528 3 года назад +53

      this election was brought to you by our sponsor- NORDVPN

  • @devrimsikora9967
    @devrimsikora9967 3 года назад +5720

    The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 года назад +186

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl what was the point of that

    • @justas423
      @justas423 3 года назад +150

      @@fishyalt2 being an ass.

    • @iitsmuri
      @iitsmuri 3 года назад +43

      @@fishyalt2 thankyou for warning me

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 года назад +9

      @@iitsmuri ur welcome

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 года назад +6

      @@justas423 HEY HEY IT WAS RANDOM AND INCONVENIENT JEEZ MAN

  • @caiyleeelol664
    @caiyleeelol664 3 года назад +2600

    I got the most child friendly people”
    First drawing:
    *baby gun*

    • @justvibing7851
      @justvibing7851 3 года назад +16

      I see you also watched the same video

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 года назад +3

      IT WAS ALIE! HE LIED TO US!!! THESE PROPKE ARE JUST AS OPPRESSIVE AS HE IS!!!!

    • @jubbybrab
      @jubbybrab 3 года назад +1

      @@colliejoy1235 what’s a propke?

    • @curioticgamer1723
      @curioticgamer1723 3 года назад +1

      It also had yellow liquid coming out of its mouth

    • @lyrxcz2xd261
      @lyrxcz2xd261 3 года назад +2

      @@colliejoy1235 who is he oppressing. Also learn to type right and with out the cap lock on

  • @questionnotscott8389
    @questionnotscott8389 3 года назад +938

    Swaggersouls: *stutters*
    RUclips auto-generated subtitles: *music*

  • @DraqonfruitYT
    @DraqonfruitYT 3 года назад +1680

    “The most child friendly people”
    Babysitting Mama flashbacks

  • @nugnugz
    @nugnugz 3 года назад +1901

    This man segwayed into an ad after talking about a baby shooting themself. Schlatt is doing it right

  • @espinita.
    @espinita. 3 года назад +5012

    Minx has made a living out of being bullied and I love that

    • @Cowmaize
      @Cowmaize 3 года назад +141

      My highschool dream come true

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 года назад +42

      I just feel terrible D:

    • @espinita.
      @espinita. 3 года назад +89

      @@sirdigsalo1 same ngl but she seems to like it

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 года назад +106

      @@espinita. I mean yes, but I hope she knows, or that others let her know that she's rather wonderful.

    • @Man-qq2em
      @Man-qq2em 3 года назад +84

      @@sirdigsalo1 Get ready to be called a simp by a bunch of redditors.

  • @deadlyorange96
    @deadlyorange96 3 года назад +2377

    I love how careless schlatt is with being offensive

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 3 года назад +86

      Yeah. And then theres the snowflake morons on twitter trying to cancel him

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +229

      "Schlatt is the only good racist"

    • @carvel9916
      @carvel9916 3 года назад +13

      @@ammagon4519 LMAO

    • @retropixl5177
      @retropixl5177 3 года назад +59

      He *is* dark humor

    • @deadlyorange96
      @deadlyorange96 3 года назад +9

      @@retropixl5177 he is darker side humor

  • @dankmwan
    @dankmwan 3 года назад +2202

    "child friendly"
    the three women in 1999: 💀💀💀

    • @Turbosak
      @Turbosak 3 года назад +92

      They joined the others in the backyard

    • @aiden9576
      @aiden9576 3 года назад +4

      1999*

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 года назад +4

      Were they children though? I think not.

    • @xxstellastarlightxx9284
      @xxstellastarlightxx9284 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @bunnee1053
      @bunnee1053 3 года назад +6

      I mean i thought of one specific person 😀

  • @nysxa
    @nysxa 3 года назад +1233

    “i don’t remember what i picked anym- I AM TIRED OF ENDLESSLY PISSING”

    • @ii_m0niq_ii66
      @ii_m0niq_ii66 3 года назад +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl no

    • @nysxa
      @nysxa 3 года назад +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl i appreciate the hustle but no ❤️

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 года назад

      How dare he! First up it wad race, and now he’s making fun of those whit urinary problem?!!? WHATTT???!??

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 3 года назад +2973

    “Dream breathed so I don’t have to anymore”

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 3 года назад +17

      *ties noose*

    • @gana7206
      @gana7206 3 года назад +5

      Thats what he said 😂

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 3 года назад +1

      4:24

    • @drayleepful
      @drayleepful 3 года назад +7

      #dreamsharted

    • @papi5130
      @papi5130 3 года назад

      @@drayleepful #dreamsharted

  • @biggoggy7991
    @biggoggy7991 3 года назад +549

    I can’t listen to minx without hearing “tennis ball throw it against the wall”

    • @captainanon6849
      @captainanon6849 3 года назад +10

      Can I stab my Whiteclaw?

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 3 года назад +31

      It helps me forget that I have cancer...

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx 2 года назад +2

      not as low as the prices at walmart

  • @tinyperson4864
    @tinyperson4864 3 года назад +7849

    "My forehead isn't that big"
    "Neither is your chest honey"
    *I felt that one all the way from America*

    • @OogieBoogiesLair
      @OogieBoogiesLair 3 года назад +671

      The way he said the insult then hesitated on "honey" made it funnier

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 года назад +21

      Timestamp?

    • @marcell3891
      @marcell3891 3 года назад +52

      @@meow.610 9:38

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 года назад +17

      @@marcell3891 thank you

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 3 года назад +26

      #Flatjustice

  • @gerardoledezma4126
    @gerardoledezma4126 3 года назад +3228

    When is JSchlatt ever not dangerous?!

    • @bench_trio9526
      @bench_trio9526 3 года назад +17

      "when he's mad having to deal with a child named tommy"

    • @F22046
      @F22046 3 года назад +17

      They don’t call him Blades for nothing

    • @zernox69
      @zernox69 3 года назад +1

      It's just seems to you but it's not

    • @SaltyFrankie
      @SaltyFrankie 3 года назад +3

      1998 he was pretty safe

    • @docyoument
      @docyoument 3 года назад

      the pope

  • @okTibi
    @okTibi 3 года назад +5639

    Says “Child friendly” at the beginning of the video, like we don’t know what schlatt did in 1999

  • @bookofpayne
    @bookofpayne 3 года назад +604

    I was a little worried about the pope while Jschlatt was sitting there in his chair, just doing nothing. Who's saying the prayers if schlatt is just sitting there?

  • @IronChinFatih
    @IronChinFatih 3 года назад +2664

    Jschlatt saying "attaboy" is so wholesome and heartwarming.
    Edit: timestamp is at 11:58 thanks for @Braedylane for that

  • @knight2_1
    @knight2_1 3 года назад +4334

    “Who needs women?”
    ~ Minx, probably a woman

    • @halfpace1462
      @halfpace1462 3 года назад +53

      I dont know about that one chief

    • @d1gitalr0tx
      @d1gitalr0tx 3 года назад +84

      ~ minx, probably not a woman

    • @user-wm9un1dd8y
      @user-wm9un1dd8y 3 года назад +109

      ~ Minx, possibly a woman

    • @degabruh_
      @degabruh_ 3 года назад +16

      Minx is a man

    • @eraykaan
      @eraykaan 3 года назад +15

      allegedly

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq 3 года назад +752

    "I'm a woman against five men in a funny competition, so I've already pulled the short straw"

  • @caitries7421
    @caitries7421 3 года назад +1375

    minx is so underrated lmao

    • @fettacheese3001
      @fettacheese3001 3 года назад +14

      Your pfp is gillian you have my respect

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 3 года назад +98

      She's my favorite sexist.

    • @foxboyo420
      @foxboyo420 3 года назад +6

      yes she is

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g 3 года назад +43

      Sometimes she does too much unfunny stuff imo

    • @Jacksonyuur
      @Jacksonyuur 3 года назад +17

      Over rated

  • @unaisqureshi5812
    @unaisqureshi5812 3 года назад +761

    Minx: Hello
    Schlatt: *My time to cyber bully has arrived*

    • @LtDub
      @LtDub 3 года назад +12

      Yo how do people get cyber bullied like walk away or close da laptop

  • @zayinmassivi6589
    @zayinmassivi6589 3 года назад +2610

    Minx: My forehead is not that big
    Schlatt: i'm about to end this "thing's whole carrer

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 года назад +27

      Forgot the end quote but I’ll still like

    • @VerySourTaste
      @VerySourTaste 3 года назад +24

      @@borbleborb4586
      Forgot the period but I’ll still like

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 года назад +30

      Harold Reginald forgot the comma, but I’ll still like.

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 года назад +18

      @@borbleborb4586 Forgot the capital, but I'll still like.

    • @stonytornado3746
      @stonytornado3746 3 года назад +9

      @@FilmBucket forgot me but i'll still like

  • @cool_username07
    @cool_username07 3 года назад +18

    14:34 the duality of man

  • @juliag3071
    @juliag3071 3 года назад +559

    “It shoots itself in the head it’s not gonna do it again right”
    -Schlatt 2021

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 3 года назад +3781

    Schlatt really said: "The American people are tired of women"

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 года назад +17

      That’s why I’m English

    • @avabrant4503
      @avabrant4503 3 года назад +107

      @@Mosslistic eat ur crumpets and leave before the queen gets harmed

    • @lardusbirmingham7020
      @lardusbirmingham7020 3 года назад +9

      AMEN 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Eatfard_5150
      @Eatfard_5150 3 года назад +7

      Favorite tool song?

    • @lilyyyy7306
      @lilyyyy7306 3 года назад +1

      @@avabrant4503 yesssss girlllll

  • @Powersan01
    @Powersan01 3 года назад +987

    Can’t be as dangerous as what he did back in the 90’s

  • @KaiserFritt0
    @KaiserFritt0 3 года назад +30

    8:22 Kryoz's absolute brain-rot moment with his avatar picture in-game are perfectly balanced

  • @jaredleighton3182
    @jaredleighton3182 3 года назад +2400

    Nobody:
    Schlatt: Today’s sponsor is [Insert 2 word mobile game I never heard of] BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    • @ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210
      @ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210 3 года назад

      Lol same

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @-_.Melody._-
      @-_.Melody._- 3 года назад +17

      @Russian Bot No, we've all heard of it. We just all wish we hadn't.

    • @northpenguins
      @northpenguins 3 года назад +9

      Atleast Battle cats is pretty good relative to the rest of mobile games

    • @pitch6087
      @pitch6087 3 года назад +3

      To be fair Battle Cats is actually a very good game. Played it for 6 years now

  • @casp3564
    @casp3564 3 года назад +768

    the day that schlatt plays survive the internet is the day that twitter fucking implodes

  • @therealm1ck
    @therealm1ck 3 года назад +1209

    "Child Friendly"
    What about the Steel Toe incident Schlatt, what about those poor women.

    • @fireferretlord884
      @fireferretlord884 3 года назад +4

      Hello, i am new around here, what exactly happened

    • @therealm1ck
      @therealm1ck 3 года назад +34

      @@fireferretlord884 wanna know why they call him the Steel Toe?

    • @insanejay3777
      @insanejay3777 3 года назад +26

      Ah the Steel Toe Incident of 1999. So many Orphans for Techno to slaughter that day..

    • @fridge-ghost
      @fridge-ghost 3 года назад +6

      ah of course, the incident. the one that left many in shambles

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise 3 года назад +3

      @@fireferretlord884 you wouldnt want to know

  • @dragonwings5134
    @dragonwings5134 3 года назад +77

    11:33 minx is the only one who voted for "minx's ugly ass voice" lmao

  • @thisaccountisnolongeractive5
    @thisaccountisnolongeractive5 3 года назад +2032

    Minx: "Who needs women?"
    Schlatt: *kicks Minx*

    • @slitherywriter1711
      @slitherywriter1711 3 года назад +51

      She seriously should've seen that coming.

    • @trayvon4484
      @trayvon4484 3 года назад +10

      CEO of not adding anything

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 3 года назад +1

      @@slitherywriter1711 lmao

    • @dimwitbeavis3165
      @dimwitbeavis3165 3 года назад +16

      Great work, that’s exactly what happened but it makes it funnier when it’s in text form, thank you we all needed this.

    • @bajenbilly
      @bajenbilly 3 года назад +2

      @@dimwitbeavis3165 for real haha

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 3 года назад +340

    Never thought I'd almost die to a response such as "Is that the cheese?"

  • @johnpsix7858
    @johnpsix7858 3 года назад +727

    This game never goes well when Schlatt joins

    • @shrimp9199
      @shrimp9199 3 года назад +16

      not just THIS game, ANY game

    • @comp_19
      @comp_19 3 года назад

      k

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 3 года назад +1

      Any game doesn’t go well for other people when Schlatt joins

    • @Asgretalos
      @Asgretalos 3 года назад

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 3 года назад

      “Big hot men,” “Men having sex,” and of course, “Vote for me, chat”

  • @bosha6654
    @bosha6654 3 года назад +52

    I am personally offended the text to speech joke didn't win.

  • @StacyMcCabe
    @StacyMcCabe 3 года назад +986

    “Is that a rape whistle” choked on water

  • @finnrby
    @finnrby 3 года назад +446

    Schlatt, the only person who I'll watch a sponsorship for instead of skipping it.

    • @fluidcultist2591
      @fluidcultist2591 3 года назад +7

      Him and internet historian

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 3 года назад

      Internet historian too

    • @xwxnum
      @xwxnum 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 года назад

      And internet comment ettiquette

  • @dexxboii3080
    @dexxboii3080 3 года назад +199

    "Dream breathed so I don't have to" is an excellent quote

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 3 года назад +19

    14:16.
    The moment that birthed a new era

  • @Edgelord9000
    @Edgelord9000 3 года назад +355

    Schlatt's real laugh sounds so sarcastic I don't even know what's real anymore.

  • @chextheroyalbastard3495
    @chextheroyalbastard3495 3 года назад +788

    “Ever heard of futa?”
    “The cheese?”

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 года назад +72

      Upon hearing "futa cheese" I dry heaved through my eyes

    • @weinerfuck4694
      @weinerfuck4694 3 года назад +6

      whats futa

    • @icaughtalopunny
      @icaughtalopunny 3 года назад +40

      @@weinerfuck4694 google may answer your question

    • @literallymemoviesenjoyer
      @literallymemoviesenjoyer 3 года назад +39

      Incognito recommended

    • @SamPaste928
      @SamPaste928 3 года назад +63

      @@icaughtalopunny it’s the Federal Unemployment Tax Act

  • @freyaschenberg1225
    @freyaschenberg1225 3 года назад +229

    the cheeky little smile schlatt does when holding his wallet before doing an ad is legitimately one of my favourite things, i really don't mind watching his ads bc of that

  • @madmilk762
    @madmilk762 3 года назад +59

    Schlatt in the thumbnail has the smoothest face I've ever seen him have. Which means he's always contorting his face in the strangest ways.

  • @blackbob1576
    @blackbob1576 3 года назад +308

    9:36
    Minx: My forehead is not big!!
    Jschlatt: Neither are your t*ts

  • @puppychan9875
    @puppychan9875 3 года назад +1017

    Minx out here setting the women's rights movement back 20 years

  • @pebbble___
    @pebbble___ 3 года назад +441

    these people *are* the most child friendly.

    • @bruhmode6836
      @bruhmode6836 3 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 года назад +3

      I agree

    • @semajbgbd7000
      @semajbgbd7000 3 года назад +2

      I agree with this statement

    • @user-bu5ps7cg1u
      @user-bu5ps7cg1u 3 года назад +1

      indeed. do you see the children lining up to be their friends? or becoming corpses idk

    • @skinnywacky
      @skinnywacky 3 года назад +6

      We said that about Carson

  • @SuidicalRaccoon
    @SuidicalRaccoon 2 года назад +48

    6:18 how did that fail, it was so well executed

  • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
    @K_J_Coleman_Composer 3 года назад +272

    "Hi, my name is Convicted Felon. But you can call me Connie."

    • @jacklfitz
      @jacklfitz 3 года назад +1

      Good Time (A24, 2017)

  • @jonathanobody
    @jonathanobody 3 года назад +1922

    Can we have dragon city?
    “We have dragon city at home”
    Dragon city at home: Dragon Tammer

    • @bibfipples4552
      @bibfipples4552 3 года назад +86

      Dragon city is the dragonvale at home

    • @MoistMarsupial
      @MoistMarsupial 3 года назад +15

      @@bibfipples4552 that's facts

    • @blobby1059
      @blobby1059 3 года назад +32

      @@MoistMarsupial f in the chat for dragonvale shutdown

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous 3 года назад +33

      _The feeling when Dragon City is actually a bootleg game for Dragon Vale, and wasted 7 years worth of childhood on a bootleg game_

    • @C_Error404
      @C_Error404 3 года назад +15

      Can we have dragon vale?
      "No we have dragon vale at home"
      Dragon vale at home: dragon city

  • @jasminemiller4848
    @jasminemiller4848 3 года назад +442

    “I’m with 5 men in a funny competition” god I love her

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 2 года назад +17

    minx's sigh of regret at 12:10, as if it took her this long to realize men are fucking stupid and we love it

  • @Fluffy-ov1tp
    @Fluffy-ov1tp 3 года назад +224

    “I got some of the most child friendly people”
    First prompt, I forget my detonator.
    Me: Something doesn’t quite add up

  • @dan__.
    @dan__. 3 года назад +723

    “Most child friendly people” proceeds to bring minx
    Edit: for all of the people saying that was the joke I already knew that I just found it funny

    • @asamakowski8316
      @asamakowski8316 3 года назад +31

      Good thing it wasn’t Carson 😳

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 года назад +4

      @Nqnix I know I just found it funny that he said that

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 года назад +2

      @@asamakowski8316 yeah wonder what’s happening with him

    • @loumey74
      @loumey74 3 года назад +3

      @@dan__. hopefully hes talking to someone and not coming back to youtube ( not cause i hate him but it seems to be the source of his issues )

    • @bagguettes
      @bagguettes 3 года назад +2

      @@asamakowski8316 Carson is very child friendly

  • @MaxiiSMP
    @MaxiiSMP 3 года назад +4851

    I know for a fact if Schlatt found you crying in the bathroom he’d say “get outta here with that depression shit” then ask if you’re ok-

    • @echospeaks6398
      @echospeaks6398 3 года назад +121

      Your name is so fucking funny

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 года назад +42

      You are right-

    • @partygoblynn
      @partygoblynn 3 года назад +112

      Speaking from experience?

    • @MaxiiSMP
      @MaxiiSMP 3 года назад +99

      @@partygoblynn no sadly

    • @mynameisbef5854
      @mynameisbef5854 3 года назад +214

      he'd be the guy that goes "you're not ugly, just not that pretty either, mediocre" tryint to comfort you but really failing

  • @Aloneon_Mars8754
    @Aloneon_Mars8754 2 года назад +18

    14:40
    There are two types of people here

  • @heyitskaiden4178
    @heyitskaiden4178 3 года назад +227

    Seeing Minx hanging out with everyone is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

  • @Toby-vm5gq
    @Toby-vm5gq 3 года назад +392

    "Oh it's the paypal logo!"
    "IS THAT A RPE WHISTLE?"

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 3 года назад +1224

    8:40 based

  • @calebstuder448
    @calebstuder448 3 года назад +9

    8:51 Thanks Kryoz, it worked!!

  • @ryana28_76
    @ryana28_76 3 года назад +3778

    Schlatt- “I got the most child friendly people I know”
    Also Schlatt- *doesn’t invite Carson*

    • @zeddperm3031
      @zeddperm3031 3 года назад +113

      whos carson

    • @desiiwezzii
      @desiiwezzii 3 года назад +56

      @@zeddperm3031 I- who is that old man?

    • @anonymoose2650
      @anonymoose2650 3 года назад +138

      @@zeddperm3031 I think that’s the point-

    • @JayArr96
      @JayArr96 3 года назад +309

      @@zeddperm3031 Give him a minute, boys. He’ll eventually get the joke...

    • @Andy-cx1dv
      @Andy-cx1dv 3 года назад +53

      This took me too long to understand

  • @xetoegaming
    @xetoegaming 3 года назад +317

    The brain rot and now the stuttering, Swagger’s bits are solid gold.

  • @pinkstarliight
    @pinkstarliight 3 года назад +249

    "who needs women"
    schlatt: *nods*

  • @Mack-wg7ss
    @Mack-wg7ss 3 года назад +16

    12:38 this aged amazingly

  • @oxpulat
    @oxpulat 3 года назад +264

    "Peeppepeeepepeoppplplpple teeellelelll me ii i i istutututerrr"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262
      @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 3 года назад +4

      That was in sun tzus book on pitching ribcages open not the art of war

    • @oxpulat
      @oxpulat 3 года назад

      @@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 Oh shit youre right

  • @pixelized_cloudz7802
    @pixelized_cloudz7802 3 года назад +693

    As someone who has stuttering problems, This made me wheeze but personally offended at the same time. 10/10

    • @Coolpepsi
      @Coolpepsi 3 года назад +36

      It made me laugh too, but I wasn't really offended that much

    • @Coolpepsi
      @Coolpepsi 3 года назад +10

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl that song is ass

    • @violetsugg5182
      @violetsugg5182 3 года назад +1

      SAME PAHAHAHA

    • @K2_-
      @K2_- 2 года назад +2

      S-s-same

    • @pixelized_cloudz7802
      @pixelized_cloudz7802 2 года назад +3

      @@K2_- Don’t say that, man

  • @MaWka_Ch.
    @MaWka_Ch. 3 года назад +771

    "FUTA"
    "Is that the cheese?"
    I'm dying lmao

  • @jamiewilson9547
    @jamiewilson9547 Год назад +3

    if you leave a baby alone in a room with a gun, it'll die. But if you leave TWO babies in a room alone with a gun, one baby will leave that room a warrior

  • @aprilmayjunejuly530
    @aprilmayjunejuly530 3 года назад +51

    I like that whenever Minx is involved the description says "cute" so that the compilation channels come running

  • @xemilluu850
    @xemilluu850 3 года назад +119

    This is literally just Minx getting ragged on for 16 minutes

  • @atticusgrey
    @atticusgrey 3 года назад +150

    Top Ten Most Comforting Things To Hear:
    Number 2: "I'm proud of you."
    Number 1: "Attaboy!"

  • @cornbabylaughter
    @cornbabylaughter 3 месяца назад +3

    this is dangerous to be watching at 3:35 in the morning

  • @cornzz4059
    @cornzz4059 3 года назад +841

    Nobody:
    Jschlatt: If it shoots it self in the head it wont do it again

  • @tabs726
    @tabs726 3 года назад +395

    “is that a rape whistle?” oh no

  • @JayK_RLE
    @JayK_RLE 3 года назад +601

    Baby Gun
    All the Americans: "Mhm yes."

    • @hitv7605
      @hitv7605 3 года назад +8

      But remember, no alcohol until you are 21 XD

    • @ashleynoble2889
      @ashleynoble2889 3 года назад +4

      not funny. i’m american. cancel this man. parents were killed by baby gun. blm.

    • @st3alyourb1tch69
      @st3alyourb1tch69 3 года назад +3

      @@hitv7605 then we will lower the alcohol age 5 months it is

    • @hitv7605
      @hitv7605 3 года назад

      @@st3alyourb1tch69 you're a god damn genius! The lower the age the faster they stop living

    • @st3alyourb1tch69
      @st3alyourb1tch69 3 года назад +2

      @@hitv7605 damn straight why not just abolish all laws and let chaos reign and the victorious tribe/political party rule the land and war doesn’t stop till one group controls all of the us

  • @winniethepooh2941
    @winniethepooh2941 3 года назад +6

    It’s something about shlstts brutal honesty about doing sponsors for money makes them feel a lot more legit I don’t know why

  • @Arend_Delabie
    @Arend_Delabie 3 года назад +192

    Schlatt's face is slowly turning into a perfect geometrical circle

  • @noahelconin1113
    @noahelconin1113 3 года назад +867

    Jschlatt, the only person entertaining enough that I don’t immediately skip ads

  • @jynajyna2688
    @jynajyna2688 3 года назад +406

    Minx deserves the Best Woman Award honestly. She truly is a gem

  • @santafewarbonnetproductions
    @santafewarbonnetproductions 2 года назад +14

    5:35 "Is that a rape whistle?

  • @Natethegr809
    @Natethegr809 3 года назад +119

    "If the baby shoots itself in the head, it wont do it again." -Jschlatt

    • @Stryker98
      @Stryker98 3 года назад

      Tell that to the assas... I mean, Epstein... yeah

  • @blackbob1576
    @blackbob1576 3 года назад +120

    Swaggersouls' stuttering keeps getting worse. Its like his brain rot is just accelerating

  • @thobiasnielsen1684
    @thobiasnielsen1684 3 года назад +260

    “I got the most CHILD friendly people around”
    Got me dead ☠️

  • @zippinghen
    @zippinghen 3 года назад +7

    me when i am watching this alone: normal jschlatt
    me when my dad came in the room: 14:03

  • @petnamedsteve6794
    @petnamedsteve6794 3 года назад +170

    *Schlatt smiles*
    What it actually means: _IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE_

  • @anameorsomething894
    @anameorsomething894 3 года назад +104

    "I always forget the detonator when I travel"
    Oh boy were off to a great start

  • @moose8332
    @moose8332 3 года назад +81

    “My name is shagg and welcome to jackbox”

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 3 года назад

      Robloxruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @tempisk
    @tempisk 2 года назад +16

    3:32 As Someone with a stutter I approve 👍 oh wait I mean I-I-I ap-p-p-prove

  • @thepogfrog1061
    @thepogfrog1061 3 года назад +34

    I’m so glad that Schlatt is making family friendly content so I can finally watch with my grandkids.

  • @bella_bunny9985
    @bella_bunny9985 3 года назад +108

    no one:
    Schlatt during the ad: t̜̙̖̲̾͜ö́ͬ͊̄͏̤͇̰m͔̬̞̪̘͑̌̕a̧̦͇̥ͫt̝̲̘͍̝̋̐̇͝o̡̹̲͓̹̻̥̟̽

  • @yaboi2515
    @yaboi2515 3 года назад +153

    And when the world needed him most...
    He returned.

  • @Greendogblue
    @Greendogblue 3 года назад +3

    I'm so happy Charborg is in this, he's so underrated