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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2021
  • Download King of Avalon TODAY here: patron.me/jschlattKoA 👑
    You can get a limited in-game starter pack with my creator code JschlattKOA and have a chance to win an Amazon gift card! (T&C of the giveaway: bit.ly/39pzaMF)
    Schlatt and the boys give even more presentations.
    Subscribe to me on Twitch:
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    Friends in the video:
    @24FramesOfNick (who is not a bad guy!)
    @JustaMinx
    @Charborg
    @SwaggerSouls
    @Kryoz
    @Fitz
    The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
    Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
    Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something. Fitz joins the cast today as well and he is a really bad guy
    Yes, I copy pasted that for like the eighth time now. I do it for the money.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @vimzy8507
    @vimzy8507 3 года назад +9416

    “the Most Gay award”
    *strategically cut to where you can’t see schlatt getting it*

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +490

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 3 года назад +49

      I enjoyed that part

    • @sonofadeadmeme
      @sonofadeadmeme 3 года назад +104

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me that is literally copy and pasted from another time you replied with that, i can tell because both times you put both a period and a comma instead of just a period

    • @swuashe5254
      @swuashe5254 3 года назад +56

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me worst place to advertise. stfu lol

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 3 года назад +57

      @@iamstablefn nobody cares

  • @asamilations
    @asamilations 3 года назад +2817

    “no more children alright?”
    seconds later: “BUCKLE UP BECAUSE IM TAKING YOU TO CHILDREN TOWN”

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +10

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @krip8617
      @krip8617 3 года назад +7

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me people dont care about you lol

    • @sperinthalakkat9831
      @sperinthalakkat9831 3 года назад

      Congrats that's the joke

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

    • @brazilianambassadordale8223
      @brazilianambassadordale8223 3 года назад +1

      @@sperinthalakkat9831 are u on the wrong comment...

  • @DaveMoment
    @DaveMoment 3 года назад +8934

    “I’m gonna buy a nice cat, and I’m gonna forget any of this shit ever happened...”
    Aged like fine wine

    • @anna9797
      @anna9797 3 года назад +51

      wait how

    • @DaveMoment
      @DaveMoment 3 года назад +519

      @@anna9797 he has a cat now

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang 3 года назад +172

      @@DaveMoment Aweee, that's unexpectedly cute :D

    • @cloudoloud1285
      @cloudoloud1285 3 года назад +151

      @@deadmanrang his nickname is JCatt and he actually called it that in a video

    • @sindragonbladehell305
      @sindragonbladehell305 3 года назад +26

      Jcatt

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 3 года назад +2727

    "I may still be depressed, at least I have my upvotes, you know?"
    - Every redditor ever

  • @tebumfeddeller4958
    @tebumfeddeller4958 3 года назад +5693

    should've named the video "we made this game kid friendly"

    • @dontaskdontjudge
      @dontaskdontjudge 3 года назад +199

      So kid friendly we called it children town

    • @blushingblueslime
      @blushingblueslime 3 года назад +155

      A bit too friendly...

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +53

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @heygoat8750
      @heygoat8750 3 года назад +1

      Did it do the thing

    • @CRAutist
      @CRAutist 3 года назад +31

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me
      Maybe try capitalizing on other popular youtubers and break the system. Make funny compilations of the dream smp. Or secret lore bullshit. Capitalize on them for subs under people's noses and give them what they want instead of annoyingly begging for it. If your that desperate, that is.

  • @eldon8712
    @eldon8712 3 года назад +3917

    "The 'forbidden meat' comes from which animal?"
    "My Uncle."

    • @manyarohloff8204
      @manyarohloff8204 3 года назад +40

      NOOOOOO YOU SAID THE THING

    • @maximummana9331
      @maximummana9331 3 года назад +142

      I thought one of them was gonna say "My Uncle"

    • @RV-wy2tt
      @RV-wy2tt 3 года назад +29

      was waiting for tht to be one of the answers lmao

    • @divyenchetty5734
      @divyenchetty5734 3 года назад +2

      Saame

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад +1

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

  • @zikulit0770
    @zikulit0770 3 года назад +4335

    "Buckle up, because i'm taking you to children town."

    • @clockjaw5189
      @clockjaw5189 3 года назад +137

      Carson King: some time in the 21st century

    • @vijayapatil3564
      @vijayapatil3564 3 года назад +6

      @@clockjaw5189 LMFAO

    • @aikoisbored
      @aikoisbored 3 года назад +18

      @@clockjaw5189 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDNTTT

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 года назад +2

      @@clockjaw5189
      LMAOOO

    • @deadbread5736
      @deadbread5736 3 года назад +8

      Carson: LETS HIT IT!!

  • @partygoblynn
    @partygoblynn 3 года назад +6736

    I genuinely want to see them try to be family friendly, we can only imagine how it'd go

  • @justasnacc545
    @justasnacc545 3 года назад +6220

    I love how the “Child” image was the constant fear throughout the presentations

    • @bella-hi1nl
      @bella-hi1nl 3 года назад +166

      well children are scary

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior 3 года назад +336

      After callmecarson they don't wanna joke

    • @nadnerb_sr20
      @nadnerb_sr20 3 года назад +118

      They gotta tread lightly after the Carson shit🤣

    • @zadenest9000
      @zadenest9000 3 года назад +8

      .

    • @LightningSword13
      @LightningSword13 3 года назад +31

      @@The8B1tWarrior if they didn’t wanna joke after the Carson drama, then they wouldn’t make 20 jokes about pedophiles after 😂 (and lowering age of consent)

  • @inertiathegecko
    @inertiathegecko 3 года назад +2771

    “Schlatt” and “Wholesome” in a sentence is something I never thought I’d hear

    • @darraghmcmullen6205
      @darraghmcmullen6205 3 года назад +63

      theweeklyslap

    • @Herobrineig
      @Herobrineig 3 года назад +7

      Schlatt is not wholesome
      Lol

    • @Jackpauler4lyfe
      @Jackpauler4lyfe 3 года назад +38

      Schlatt isn’t wholesome, but the guy behind it often is

    • @lucage2237
      @lucage2237 3 года назад +2

      Compilation channels would beg to differ

    • @heybeter2204
      @heybeter2204 3 года назад +7

      wait "schlatt" isnt in the title so technically they aren't in the same sentence

  • @urgence1271
    @urgence1271 3 года назад +4375

    I was surprised when there wasn’t an uncle joke on the forbidden meat question

  • @d3von443
    @d3von443 3 года назад +8730

    We’re not gonna talk about how schlatt got the “most gay award”?

  • @FungIsSquish
    @FungIsSquish 3 года назад +983

    >Demands more dog racism
    >”Ghost costume” dogs

  • @Cogu985
    @Cogu985 3 года назад +2450

    "No more children this time."
    "Buckle up, because i'm taking you to Children Town."

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +8

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @iloveindomienoodle
      @iloveindomienoodle 3 года назад +3

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me lmao nah

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

    • @reterols5442
      @reterols5442 3 года назад +2

      @@iamstablefn bruh stfup

    • @spacelesschain1644
      @spacelesschain1644 2 года назад +3

      Roses are red, gotta hit that dab, diddlin kids, is really bad.

  • @jamesmarzolf8004
    @jamesmarzolf8004 3 года назад +2106

    "I'm gonna buy a nice cat and I'm gonna forget any of this shit ever happened."
    Schlatt wasn't kidding.

    • @skchabauzinha7118
      @skchabauzinha7118 3 года назад +25

      He never is

    • @plexquared1877
      @plexquared1877 3 года назад +13

      Soup

    • @SpartanFunnyProyect
      @SpartanFunnyProyect 2 года назад +13

      I'd like your comment but it is currently 420 likes... well, by the time you read this it probably won't: someone made that decision, and now they have to live with it.

    • @jamesmarzolf8004
      @jamesmarzolf8004 2 года назад +6

      @@SpartanFunnyProyect fear not, I have read your comment before the funny number disappears. Thank you for your efforts :).

    • @envemailer
      @envemailer 2 года назад +3

      669th like

  • @artisticgarbage708
    @artisticgarbage708 3 года назад +532

    After several months, Schlatt finally fulfilled the "I will get a cat and forget this shit ever happened" prophecy

  • @Charborg
    @Charborg 3 года назад +15020

    Corn
    (it's a reference to the video, watch it to understand )

    • @babobabo_babo
      @babobabo_babo 3 года назад +328

      I like that one! Thank you Charborg :)

    • @StarPointy
      @StarPointy 3 года назад +99

      Thank you for helping me!!

    • @hellothere5557
      @hellothere5557 3 года назад +71

      C o r n

    • @Im_a_tornado_44
      @Im_a_tornado_44 3 года назад +144

      "Buy some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn, ÆAAAAA"

    • @matti...
      @matti... 3 года назад +20

      Remember that time when corn?

  • @camillem3007
    @camillem3007 3 года назад +1901

    “Rebuild your fallen kingdom- no not that one “ - Jschlatt

  • @ilikenougat8892
    @ilikenougat8892 3 года назад +914

    7:30 "No children this time"
    Literally not even a second later: *"BUCKLE UP, CAUSE I'M TAKING YOU TO CHILDREN TOWN"*

    • @uma3352
      @uma3352 2 года назад +1

      i like spn too :)

  • @lukasmith4850
    @lukasmith4850 3 года назад +738

    “I’m gunna buy a nice cat and forget any of this happened.”
    **Jambo has joined the game**

  • @Mark-st4ib
    @Mark-st4ib 3 года назад +1563

    “Wholesome” is not how I’d describe corn in space

  • @iiiethan4651
    @iiiethan4651 3 года назад +5811

    why tf does he decorate for christmas a month later

    • @mqts_9218
      @mqts_9218 3 года назад +610

      Its what big guys do

    • @Milo-bi1vk
      @Milo-bi1vk 3 года назад +406

      His existence is simply to powerful to keep up with mortal times

    • @eli-nr5wy
      @eli-nr5wy 3 года назад +95

      hes a powerful man

    • @smokingcracktn
      @smokingcracktn 3 года назад +142

      hes just built different

    • @bjonkofficial
      @bjonkofficial 3 года назад +52

      why tf not

  • @ellaarcher1011
    @ellaarcher1011 3 года назад +255

    One of my favorite bits is the sadistic smile while holding up a leather wallet before any sponsor segment.

    • @eggfacecabbage
      @eggfacecabbage 2 года назад +5

      Also when he shoots Jakob in the ad read to prove that schlatt is the king we need and deserve

  • @DuckX
    @DuckX 3 года назад +158

    4:00 he bought the nice cat and forgot about the presentation. Truly a man of his word.

  • @masonjar5012
    @masonjar5012 3 года назад +1397

    **Reads title**
    *_No, no I don't think you will._*

    • @awsomenaytorstuff9118
      @awsomenaytorstuff9118 3 года назад +2

      LMAO YEAH

    • @garpodow
      @garpodow 3 года назад +7

      reddit moment

    • @feefe6483
      @feefe6483 3 года назад +1

      i gave the 1000th like, now give the kids back

    • @istopdoors
      @istopdoors 3 года назад

      @@feefe6483 the kids are going anywhere

    • @masonjar5012
      @masonjar5012 3 года назад +2

      @@feefe6483 The kids are mine, they aren't being returned any time soon.

  • @metalhed3314
    @metalhed3314 3 года назад +2622

    There’s gonna be a day when schlatt takes out his wallet for his sponsor and it’s ridge wallet

  • @nrz_2001
    @nrz_2001 3 года назад +284

    Schlatt: no more children this time
    Fitz, who made the presentation: uhhhhh....

  • @margaretatete267
    @margaretatete267 Год назад +72

    Shlatt: No children this time
    Nick: Buckle up, cause I’m taking you to children town!

  • @noaquota6149
    @noaquota6149 3 года назад +4102

    So glad these guys played with such a small streamer like schlatt, he needs the help

    • @Jam-cw7tq
      @Jam-cw7tq 3 года назад +144

      I’m glad he’s been getting so much attention lately

    • @christopherandersson5082
      @christopherandersson5082 3 года назад +122

      Maybe we could get big guy on to help our little side burns boy schlagg

    • @ml1272
      @ml1272 3 года назад +48

      Yeah I didn’t even know he existed until today

    • @lizzyfredrick2363
      @lizzyfredrick2363 3 года назад +19

      Amen 💅😔

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 года назад +5

      @@Jam-cw7tq what

  • @brettritter7882
    @brettritter7882 3 года назад +2305

    Only schlatt would have his Christmas tree still up.

    • @lydhig1404
      @lydhig1404 3 года назад +9

      Hey that’s just rude :(

    • @mydude7601
      @mydude7601 3 года назад +12

      it was probably recorded a while ago

    • @Birdyexe
      @Birdyexe 3 года назад +36

      @@mydude7601 he still had the tree up on jacks stream :,)

    • @paiglyngd3696
      @paiglyngd3696 3 года назад +37

      Mine is still up lmao in to lazy to take it down

    • @mydude7601
      @mydude7601 3 года назад +11

      @@paiglyngd3696 Nothing wrong with that. i love Christmas

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 3 года назад +54

    3:41 Minx is hilarious actually
    The ol' set em up and knock em down

  • @elektrik3654
    @elektrik3654 3 года назад +581

    "I'm taking you to children town" *EPSTEIN INTENSIFIES*

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 3 года назад +1

      who's epstein

    • @Bimgus9
      @Bimgus9 3 года назад +3

      @Flaccid baby teeth if you know you know

    • @slightlyspoiledmilk
      @slightlyspoiledmilk 3 года назад +4

      @@Forlorn_Overseer look it up I'm not good at explaining things

    • @pvzheroesproplayer3449
      @pvzheroesproplayer3449 2 года назад +1

      @@slightlyspoiledmilk didn't ask

    • @slightlyspoiledmilk
      @slightlyspoiledmilk 2 года назад +7

      @@pvzheroesproplayer3449 it wasnt even towards you. The other guy asked so I told him to look it up. Obviously you didnt ask you didnt even reply on this comment to begin with

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 3 года назад +10217

    Schlatt and Everyone: makes extremely offensive jokes
    Everyone: *laughs*
    Minx: also makes offensive jokes
    Everyone "oh God"

  • @sued_
    @sued_ 3 года назад +2777

    Made this game wholesome.
    Meanwhile Schlatt: I'm Mister Lister the Sister Fister

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +26

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @sonofadeadmeme
      @sonofadeadmeme 3 года назад +22

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me that is literally copy and pasted from another time you replied with that, i can tell because both times you put both a period and a comma instead of just a period. also why the fresh hell would your parents even care if people subbed to your account that has no content

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

    • @zadenest9000
      @zadenest9000 3 года назад +3

      .

    • @forgemaster1492
      @forgemaster1492 3 года назад +13

      That shit is engraved in my brain after binging like all of Kryoz’s videos

  • @peecondom6729
    @peecondom6729 3 года назад +55

    4:01 "I'm gonna buy a nice cat and I'm gonna forget any of this shit ever happened"
    *Jambo has entered the chat*

  • @rosy-goldmoth2637
    @rosy-goldmoth2637 3 года назад +2404

    schlatt: holds up wallet
    everyone: let me guess, ridge wallet?
    schlatt: nope, king of avalon

    • @GWPetersFilm
      @GWPetersFilm 3 года назад +20

      why would it be ridge wallet if he wasn't using one? nah but on a side note I find it interesting how Schlatt gets sponsored by the most random shit

    • @delyon5344
      @delyon5344 3 года назад +10

      @@GWPetersFilm he holds up his current one and throws it

    • @average__height8033
      @average__height8033 3 года назад

      @@GWPetersFilm you get 2 seconds to look.

    • @finley4467
      @finley4467 3 года назад +1

      Honestly ridge wallets are nice

  • @ThePJSoup
    @ThePJSoup 3 года назад +700

    "We made this game WHOLESOME!"
    Everyone: *Concern*

    • @honeydewof7975
      @honeydewof7975 3 года назад +10

      More like *CORN* cern

    • @bradonlastname4494
      @bradonlastname4494 3 года назад +2

      @@honeydewof7975 goddamit, you got to it before I could

    • @honeydewof7975
      @honeydewof7975 3 года назад +2

      @@bradonlastname4494 they do say great minds think alike

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 3 года назад +2

      @@honeydewof7975 Come down today, and try some corn!
      and we will sacrifice your newborn.
      *WOOO-*

    • @honeydewof7975
      @honeydewof7975 3 года назад +1

      @@thememeguy2135 Not today! Satan 😟

  • @therottingvision4766
    @therottingvision4766 3 года назад +78

    0:28 the funniest moment by far. Nothing will beat this

  • @zenix8525
    @zenix8525 3 года назад +579

    "I am still depressed but at least I got my upvotes" - Schlatt.

    • @mrcasanova785
      @mrcasanova785 3 года назад +25

      every redditor

    • @RoastFlea61
      @RoastFlea61 3 года назад

      @@mrcasanova785 lmao yes

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 года назад +1

      SCHLATT ONLY CARES ABOUT LIKES ABD VIEWS??!! HOW DARE HE!!!!

    • @el_rod
      @el_rod 3 года назад +2

      r/teenagers

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 3 года назад +32265

    Jesus Christ

    • @apollobottomjeans7955
      @apollobottomjeans7955 3 года назад +133

      Ayo hey man love your vids

    • @rocco_mk
      @rocco_mk 3 года назад +83

      I have arrived

    • @justasnacc545
      @justasnacc545 3 года назад +119

      I could see Schlatt’s mouth go dry when he saw the child image

    • @goopster8956
      @goopster8956 3 года назад +98

      you know its gonna be a good video when the first comment you see is "Jesus Christ"

    • @recon1473
      @recon1473 3 года назад +27

      *jesus Christ*

  • @sqsu
    @sqsu 3 года назад +103

    7:29
    No children this time
    *Top Ten Sentances said Before Disaster*

  • @crunchysnax4336
    @crunchysnax4336 3 года назад +42

    4:05 he went through with it, schlatt has a cat

  • @pennyw2226
    @pennyw2226 3 года назад +794

    “Wholesome”
    Schlatt your friends can’t be wholesome we know and forgive u

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 года назад +9

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me no

    • @dakid3555
      @dakid3555 3 года назад +3

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me damn that’s crazy

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +5

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @nobbisjunior
      @nobbisjunior 3 года назад +3

      What do you mean. This was clearly wholesome. I watched this with my uncle.

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

  • @cube4871
    @cube4871 3 года назад +4390

    Schlatt: We made this game so wholesome!
    5 minutes later: More Racism!

    • @lordsaveme643
      @lordsaveme643 3 года назад +47

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me no she didnt stfu

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад +1

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

    • @xddssad7345
      @xddssad7345 3 года назад +10

      Leave

    • @nigward.1018
      @nigward.1018 3 года назад +28

      @@iamstablefn id rather you shut up

    • @femboyleftist8298
      @femboyleftist8298 3 года назад +1

      True, why tf is this shit in my recommended

  • @largedaddybennett9167
    @largedaddybennett9167 3 года назад +13

    15:54 Im surprised “Cornhub” wasnt an option

  • @feather8568
    @feather8568 Год назад +24

    Schlatt: I'm gonna by a cat and forget this ever happened
    Schlatt a year later : J A M B O

  • @Fluffy-ov1tp
    @Fluffy-ov1tp 3 года назад +1213

    Who else to make a game wholesome but our wonderful president

  • @SewrRat
    @SewrRat 3 года назад +295

    "Gathered a group of respectable people"
    My first thought was "Oh so Minx isn't here today"

    • @noobo569
      @noobo569 3 года назад +8

      im d e a d

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 3 года назад +1

      @@noobo569 rip

    • @zeraeda5163
      @zeraeda5163 3 года назад

      You did Minx like that 💀

    • @zucchini3857
      @zucchini3857 3 года назад +1

      I thought that too gosh, i thought hed be like “.. a group of respectable people.. and minx.”

    • @seanrobinson-old-4463
      @seanrobinson-old-4463 3 года назад +1

      I noticed that on his last video, he gathered “child friendly” people. That was the first jackbox video Carson was not in.

  • @drphil-ye7fc
    @drphil-ye7fc 3 года назад +66

    9:03 love how it says The Most Gay Award then you see schlatt winning with it

  • @slippy_rhombus111
    @slippy_rhombus111 2 года назад +25

    3:55 little did he know he would literally buy a cat three months later

  • @gameninjac6608
    @gameninjac6608 3 года назад +213

    the depression slideshow vote bit is actually just a creative reimagining of America's got Talent

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

  • @shay.w.5812
    @shay.w.5812 3 года назад +1885

    It's like he's trying to speedrun being cancelled.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 года назад +343

      the more he gets cancelled, the more power he gains, it's all part of his plan

    • @divineshadow-gathererofmag7710
      @divineshadow-gathererofmag7710 3 года назад +179

      You can't cancel someone who refuses to care what others think. He's a genius.
      I would argue Swagger is much worse in overall quality of being offensive though. Dude is committed to saying fucked up shit and is hilarious for it.

    • @chewychewjr
      @chewychewjr 3 года назад +9

      There's no way anybodys gonna be beat jersey e-girls record tho

    • @LH-wd5yq
      @LH-wd5yq 3 года назад +5

      am i the only person who thinks this is really inappropriate to joke about when their friend carson just got publicly exposed for grooming a 15 year old or something

    • @elthechip
      @elthechip 3 года назад +68

      @@LH-wd5yq first of all you need to do your research and second of all, they’re internet personas, it’s not how they act in real life.

  • @imbeppy
    @imbeppy 3 года назад +11

    there’s nothing more enjoyable than just seeing schlatt’s discord picture pop up for a second just saying “bing” at 14:03

  • @Dementia_Springtrap
    @Dementia_Springtrap 3 года назад +546

    POV: You’re Watching JSchlatt Videos And Are Drastically Searching The Comments Trying To Find A Comment That Isn’t: *”Truly Disgusting, That Some People Would Do This Horrible Thing.”*

  • @soy3043
    @soy3043 3 года назад +297

    He really did get that monkey lamp he was talking about

    • @bitt6164
      @bitt6164 3 года назад +15

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me no

    • @godsdrunkestdriver8438
      @godsdrunkestdriver8438 3 года назад

      I want it, any idea where I can get it?

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

    • @kalahin3857
      @kalahin3857 3 года назад

      @@godsdrunkestdriver8438 amazon

    • @bananman2213
      @bananman2213 3 года назад

      Bots are gay, stop spamming this guy's comment

  • @joeljames8591
    @joeljames8591 3 года назад +834

    Sometimes the jokes aren’t even funny but I laugh anyways because the laughter is contagious

    • @cosmologicl
      @cosmologicl 3 года назад +28

      yeah the jokes are so out of pocket but I fw it

    • @CallMeCaleb05
      @CallMeCaleb05 3 года назад +6

      It's like when Schlatt is being gay, I can't help it.

    • @waki8893
      @waki8893 3 года назад +7

      laugh tracks but on youtube

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 Год назад +1

      Who needs comedy when you have laugh tracks

  • @b4st1on
    @b4st1on 3 года назад +40

    4:00 was really when we started foreshadowing Jcatt, wasn't it

  • @roboticjanitor3332
    @roboticjanitor3332 3 года назад +34

    4:00 Jambo's origin story.

  • @lowfn
    @lowfn 3 года назад +915

    It's always painful watching them rap, but like a car accident, I can't look away

  • @bonerfart3457
    @bonerfart3457 3 года назад +469

    Schlatt: "I still don't like being called gay"
    Also Schlatt: "I named him Big guy.... Because I like guys"

  • @adamant8941
    @adamant8941 6 месяцев назад +4

    12:33 Swagger's flow was actually disgustingly good, damn

  • @Mintii__ii
    @Mintii__ii 3 года назад +549

    Therapist: Schlatt being a softie isn't real, it can't hurt you
    Schlatt: being a softie 1:31
    Edit: Holy shit thanks for the likes :D

  • @PuffPuffPassTheJenkem
    @PuffPuffPassTheJenkem 3 года назад +814

    Hey big guy there’s a channel called “Big Guy” he looks kinda like you

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 3 года назад +62

      I know right?! Tbh I think Jschlatt’s taking his content

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад +7

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

    • @laurenthuls376
      @laurenthuls376 3 года назад +16

      I feel people are gonna get r/wooosh ed

    • @loaf5025
      @loaf5025 3 года назад +4

      @adrian ikr such a dumb mistake smh

    • @okay4059
      @okay4059 3 года назад +1

      It’s a fan page or jschllat himself

  • @devrimsikora9967
    @devrimsikora9967 3 года назад +435

    The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious

  • @0subsWith0vidsChallenge
    @0subsWith0vidsChallenge 3 года назад +10

    4:00 Schlatt prophesized Jambo before he even adopted him.

  • @MygroConner
    @MygroConner 3 года назад +14

    4:01 “I’m gonna buy a nice cat and forget that any of this sh** ever happened”
    Jschlatt kept his promise

  • @lc_ap
    @lc_ap 3 года назад +268

    The way he smiles while holding his wallet could cure covid instantly

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 10 месяцев назад

      yes

  • @charlottem7642
    @charlottem7642 3 года назад +377

    I love that Schlatt hypes up everyone’s rap verses with lil comments like “damnnn” or “ohh shit!”

  • @evankell4135
    @evankell4135 2 года назад +10

    16:05 surprised no one went with 'cornhub'

  • @sfoliver
    @sfoliver 3 года назад +54

    “I’m gonna buy a nice cat and forget any of this shit happened”
    Well, well, well

  • @maj7244
    @maj7244 3 года назад +487

    Can we just talk about how schlatt is actually good at making sponsor games sound entertaining

    • @franklynical
      @franklynical 3 года назад +5

      agree, he definitely need more subs

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +8

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

    • @pepethelastsamurai3480
      @pepethelastsamurai3480 3 года назад +2

      @@cyh..7 im not sure what 4-2 means but here u get a sub

    • @iamstablefn
      @iamstablefn 3 года назад

      LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! ruclips.net/video/5at079xgGX4/видео.html

  • @icl_sports6053
    @icl_sports6053 3 года назад +118

    Fits said “I’m not voting for any more uncle jokes” as he votes for one

  • @uk_cpu573
    @uk_cpu573 2 года назад +16

    7:34 finally schlatt does a wilbur laugh

  • @backupaccount5784
    @backupaccount5784 3 года назад +11

    4:00 i'm gonna buy a nice cat, and forget any of this ever happened.
    I mean he wasnt lying

  • @pancakuwu7829
    @pancakuwu7829 3 года назад +340

    The titel: We made this game WHOLESOME!
    The video: *Fitz talking about how his uncle touched him as a kid leading everyone to making uncle jokes.*

    • @starryl1352
      @starryl1352 3 года назад +26

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me My uncle promised me he would stop touching me if you deleted your channel, so i would appreciate it if you could help me out a little bit.

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

  • @pyropro8027
    @pyropro8027 3 года назад +823

    Why is nobody mentioning the
    “I’m as rich as a gold digger” “I should probably stop rapping” joke???

    • @idontknowimebored77
      @idontknowimebored77 3 года назад +70

      Somethings are better left aside

    • @cdman3839
      @cdman3839 3 года назад +44

      That was gold

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 3 года назад +45

      Why did he stop, what's so bad about vigour?

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 3 года назад +4

      @@rhysjoyce4406 what??

    • @pyropro8027
      @pyropro8027 3 года назад +5

      @@rhysjoyce4406 ayo you think I’m trying to cancel him or some shit?

  • @rania7960
    @rania7960 3 года назад +413

    no one:
    ppl in jschaltt's comment section: "TruLy diSguStinG, thAt sOme “pEoPle” wOuld do suCh a hOrriBle thiNg."

    • @Pure_Terror
      @Pure_Terror 3 года назад +24

      YEAH I know its Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

    • @thespookypissman1749
      @thespookypissman1749 3 года назад +13

      Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing

    • @boyson4341
      @boyson4341 3 года назад +5

      @@thespookypissman1749 most expected reply of all time

    • @thatonetvheadperson4427
      @thatonetvheadperson4427 3 года назад +16

      it's honestly annoying at this point LAMSOAOSODMSKSDID

    • @sozi6451
      @sozi6451 3 года назад +7

      @@thatonetvheadperson4427 ikr i like to read comments while watching videos but i’m unable to now

  • @lt.spookycarrot1925
    @lt.spookycarrot1925 3 года назад +12

    “I’m gonna buy a nice cat”
    And he did

  • @galorearcher3005
    @galorearcher3005 3 года назад +597

    I didn’t think it’s was possible for schlatt to be wholesome

  • @LearnAndGrow01
    @LearnAndGrow01 3 года назад +184

    "I'm still depressed but atleast i got my upvotes y'know" redditors in a nutshell.

    • @Red-410
      @Red-410 3 года назад +3

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.

  • @frilltuna5438
    @frilltuna5438 3 года назад +5

    And he did in fact buy that cat

  • @Blaketh.
    @Blaketh. 2 года назад +8

    Schlatt’s sponsors are the few that i actually don’t skip, he makes them so entertaining

  • @gemmm3645
    @gemmm3645 3 года назад +355

    "Nick no children"
    *•Buckle up, because I'm taking you to children town*

    • @lemonicoo
      @lemonicoo 3 года назад +3

      i was fucking dying when i saw that

  • @imnotirishok
    @imnotirishok 3 года назад +627

    I laughed at “Jared Fogle” while taking a drink and sprayed Dr. Pepper out of my tear ducts it burns it burns

  • @matthewthomas1994
    @matthewthomas1994 3 года назад +23

    5:50 not the KKK9s

  • @FartSimpson2
    @FartSimpson2 3 года назад +8

    9:12 my favourite part of this video

  • @thesnailphilosopher
    @thesnailphilosopher 3 года назад +123

    Everyone’s talking about his christmas decorations but no ones talking about the hologram gorilla in the intro

  • @JawshYT
    @JawshYT 3 года назад +1484

    lol

  • @GoldfishEmpire
    @GoldfishEmpire 3 года назад +5

    4:02
    Wow, he actually did.

  • @zach8621
    @zach8621 2 года назад +12

    later schlatt would go on to actually buy the cat previously mentioned in the video 4:11

  • @freddieowen8831
    @freddieowen8831 3 года назад +151

    I feel like Schlatt and Minx could be in their own sitcom. Like who tf wouldn’t watch that, that’s gotta be the purest form of comedy ever

  • @Xelets
    @Xelets 3 года назад +434

    "We made this game WHOLESOME!"
    **Kryoz talking about needing more racism**

    • @radio2955
      @radio2955 3 года назад +17

      segregation is pretty wholesome ngl

    • @joekerr5418
      @joekerr5418 3 года назад +4

      wholesome af

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 3 года назад +3

      @@joekerr5418 reddit wholesome award

  • @jigson520
    @jigson520 Год назад +3

    Is it strange to say I jokingly guessed “Jared Fogle” at 15:18 before it actually came up as a response? I believe my brain is fucked 😂

  • @tahmidurkawsar8088
    @tahmidurkawsar8088 3 года назад +10

    “I’m gonna Buy a nice cat and forget any of this happened”
    So apparently that wasn’t a joke

  • @sophieverity
    @sophieverity 3 года назад +77

    schlatt lifting his wallet with a smile gave me so many flashbacks -

  • @ksunflowers1829
    @ksunflowers1829 3 года назад +515

    Love that minx has been in so many of his videos lately, she’s super funny

    • @Snappic
      @Snappic 3 года назад +39

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me How to not grow a youtube channel

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 3 года назад +3

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me ur parents gay

    • @NiniTheGOAT
      @NiniTheGOAT 3 года назад +3

      women aren't funny

    • @ksunflowers1829
      @ksunflowers1829 3 года назад +33

      @@NiniTheGOAT anime profile pic = no rights sorry

    • @auggieb3242
      @auggieb3242 3 года назад

      @@doublenaut443 so true

  • @Mcgh142
    @Mcgh142 3 года назад +3

    3:58
    He later did get a cat to forget about this shit

  • @PomadaGaming
    @PomadaGaming 2 года назад +9

    12:18 THE SISTER?????

  • @Scoldy_
    @Scoldy_ 3 года назад +119

    Love that Schlatt cuts away right as the most gay award shows up but you immediately see him with the award.

  • @rogerzc6775
    @rogerzc6775 3 года назад +186

    Schlatt: “We made this game wholesome!”
    Me: *Doubt*