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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 4 года назад +19192

    I still don't understand how schlatt is the ONLY PERSON who ever explains this game. I've literally never seen anyone else try to explain it.

    • @katiemachnik111
      @katiemachnik111 4 года назад +734

      wait youre right thats so weird

    • @udaykresna6157
      @udaykresna6157 4 года назад +1079

      Yea i finally understand what's going on with these games

    • @StrvberryM0on
      @StrvberryM0on 4 года назад +328

      yea, like finally i understand lol

    • @thiscity3664
      @thiscity3664 4 года назад +319

      Cause they're pretty simple games to understand. They're kinda self explanatory

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 4 года назад +191

      That's his thing? He opens doors to people by explaining things

  • @harlslive3850
    @harlslive3850 3 года назад +8435

    swaggers "WHY IS ThIS haPPenINg!!?" made me almost piss myself from laughing so hard.

    • @nametaken395
      @nametaken395 3 года назад +271

      N-n-NeXt sLiDe

    • @WeebSsamm
      @WeebSsamm 3 года назад +134

      He is an absolute Genius

    • @minorumineta2359
      @minorumineta2359 3 года назад +45

      Same it was fucking hilarious

    • @potate_overlord
      @potate_overlord 3 года назад +32

      I had to stop the video to give myself air multiple time lmao, that was too funny

    • @miststixz
      @miststixz 3 года назад +22

      Timestamp: 7:04

  • @slayinderp7501
    @slayinderp7501 4 года назад +14167

    Swagger seeing his topic for the slideshow and IMMEDIATELY running with it is one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life

    • @garbageboystinkman4159
      @garbageboystinkman4159 4 года назад +478

      Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbraibbbbbrain rrobbbrot

    • @aerodynamo4874
      @aerodynamo4874 4 года назад +788

      Fucking love Swagger's entries
      He's always so entrepreneur-like and he somehow always makes the most out of it. It's so professionally stupid.
      EDIT: Never mind I just saw the brain rot entry, swagger is just fucking awesome

    • @fureversalty
      @fureversalty 4 года назад +309

      the clipping of his mic when he screamed made it 10x better lmfao

    • @ATallLeprechaun
      @ATallLeprechaun 4 года назад +97

      I was laughing so hard I didn't hear like half of it

    • @boingo696
      @boingo696 4 года назад +128

      WhWY IS ThiS HahhaappeNIng

  • @im.olivuhh
    @im.olivuhh 3 года назад +1431

    Swagger had NO RIGHT to almost fucking kill me with that presentation I’m STILL SOBBING

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 4 года назад +33375

    Rumor has it Dad Finder 3000 comes out early next year

    • @jackle2766
      @jackle2766 4 года назад +174

      Hello duck man

    • @fl00p1y2
      @fl00p1y2 4 года назад +35

      Wait what the shit?

    • @realtoon_
      @realtoon_ 4 года назад +77

      dolan go back to the pond

    • @diogo.9782
      @diogo.9782 4 года назад +42

      Its prolly gonna get delayed cuz of overhype

    • @hallgraves1493
      @hallgraves1493 4 года назад +63

      Rumor has it it always points to the nearest gas station

  • @gabbalamma7973
    @gabbalamma7973 4 года назад +7942

    This is the single best game ever for these people to play

  • @garfieldgarivanna
    @garfieldgarivanna 4 года назад +3177

    "Schlatt is trying to kill you"
    Schlatt: *Looks in the camera intensely as he clocks his gun*

    • @hzfg
      @hzfg 4 года назад +13

      Luckly i also have a Glock 17

    • @emerson4641
      @emerson4641 4 года назад +54

      How do you clock a gun bro i never ⏰ my gun

    • @emerson4641
      @emerson4641 4 года назад +3

      @@hzfg sadly your lying

    • @hzfg
      @hzfg 4 года назад +6

      @@emerson4641 never said it had to be a real glock

    • @MamaMidnight98
      @MamaMidnight98 4 года назад +16

      He always keeps that mf thang on him

  • @CohenWiggins85
    @CohenWiggins85 3 года назад +1260

    i cant fathom the words to describe how hard i laughed when swagger presented the challenges of *BRAIN ROT*

  • @unchartedchartz
    @unchartedchartz 4 года назад +7490

    "We made this game offensive"
    Oh, so you weren't.... doing that before?

    • @viktingg
      @viktingg 4 года назад +45

      Sounds like someone can't take a joke

    • @needsahobby8799
      @needsahobby8799 4 года назад +376

      @@viktingg seems like somebody can’t tell when someone’s joking

    • @viktingg
      @viktingg 4 года назад +35

      @@needsahobby8799 right back you buddy

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад +156

      @@needsahobby8799 his name is professor dumbass he does have a point

    • @sonic4033
      @sonic4033 4 года назад +20

      @@PhoenixAce true

  • @dudedude2721
    @dudedude2721 4 года назад +15709

    I’m convinced that schlatt secretly enjoys writing his 4 lines of homoerotic fiction

  • @otisjoi
    @otisjoi 4 года назад +2892

    Schlatt when he makes gay jokes: *L A U G H*
    Schlatt when other people make gay jokes: *"ok buddy that's gay"*

    • @katiemachnik111
      @katiemachnik111 4 года назад +123

      schlatt can be the only gay one no one else allowed

    • @denn1222
      @denn1222 4 года назад +40

      ngl this is pretty gay :/

    • @SalemXIII
      @SalemXIII 4 года назад +4

      Always has been.

    • @terraria4565
      @terraria4565 4 года назад +13

      Gayschlatt

    • @churchofdiesel5396
      @churchofdiesel5396 4 года назад +16

      The most homosexual, but homophobic man on earth. Jschlatt. He won the award.

  • @deathcactus5527
    @deathcactus5527 3 года назад +720

    Schlatt 24/7: I’m not gay
    Schlatt during jackbox:

  • @pachho808
    @pachho808 3 года назад +5745

    "Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, I was Jschlatt."

    • @fyo9918
      @fyo9918 3 года назад +52

      wait omg fellow enby jschlatt fan wowe

    • @javenderdannn3662
      @javenderdannn3662 3 года назад +33

      @@fyo9918 omg !!!! enby schlatt fans together !!!

    • @fyo9918
      @fyo9918 3 года назад +4

      @@javenderdannn3662 YUH

    • @fyo9918
      @fyo9918 3 года назад +6

      @@javenderdannn3662 is that a barbara pfp???? like from genshin???

    • @javenderdannn3662
      @javenderdannn3662 3 года назад +4

      @@fyo9918 yes 👉👈 i drew it yesterday and thought it looked nice enough for a profile pic lmao

  • @acloudofcurls5336
    @acloudofcurls5336 4 года назад +3749

    "I got some of the most kindhearted people"
    Me: **Double-checks the title**

    • @GrizzleyBearington
      @GrizzleyBearington 4 года назад +57

      @SHOOTER GAMER Stfu kid get your own views

    • @guitarsoot784
      @guitarsoot784 4 года назад +1

      @@GrizzleyBearington Dont be so damn rude.

    • @swordswinger5
      @swordswinger5 4 года назад +31

      @@guitarsoot784 stop simping for children

    • @Sketitbop
      @Sketitbop 4 года назад +12

      @@guitarsoot784 hes right tho

    • @slayrNebulous
      @slayrNebulous 4 года назад

      Clout

  • @vincentfizz1880
    @vincentfizz1880 4 года назад +4269

    Don't worrry guys, the raps aren't gay, they're just hyping each other up.

  • @ItsNotaPhaze
    @ItsNotaPhaze 2 года назад +182

    I keep coming back to this video, and I'm still amazed at how Swagger's brain-rotting "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" hasn't made it into a sound clip

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 3 года назад +7141

    "Schlatt wants to kill you"
    Schlatt: **Deeply stares into the camera**

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 4 года назад +2173

    "Wait, Schlatt's mascot is a ram, not a goat???"
    Schlatt standing behind us all with a gun: _"Always has been."_

    • @TiffySky
      @TiffySky 4 года назад +66

      DragonaxFilms, a Ram is a male goat actually.

    • @callum6511
      @callum6511 4 года назад +4

      @Snmerr 309 let me guess, that’s your video?

    • @personontheinternet2760
      @personontheinternet2760 4 года назад +3

      Dead meme

    • @chichialmeida1680
      @chichialmeida1680 4 года назад +43

      @@TiffySky Ram is an uncastrated male sheep. Uncastrated male goat is a Buck.

    • @taromi1k348
      @taromi1k348 4 года назад +5

      His pfp use to be Rammy but changed it cus cr or smthn

  • @HankSmashes
    @HankSmashes 3 года назад +10877

    Swaggers presentation about being a brainrot was the funniest comedy gold I've ever seen.

    • @stjeep
      @stjeep 3 года назад +219

      swagger was sent from heaven LOL

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 3 года назад +82

      @@stjeep he is crusader

    • @walterhobbs9581
      @walterhobbs9581 3 года назад +183

      To me the best part was him just calmy going "thank you" at the end lmao

    • @whomidity3953
      @whomidity3953 3 года назад +151

      @@walterhobbs9581 for me it's "m-m-m monkE mONke" "Brain here, NO BRAIN"

    • @haydendito
      @haydendito 3 года назад +30

      the way he delivered it was just perfect

  • @user-gf6ec5km5t
    @user-gf6ec5km5t 3 года назад +353

    if i had the dad finder i would be getting directed to a jail LMAOOO

    • @rowanmanning1464
      @rowanmanning1464 3 года назад +7

      What a coincidence!

    • @SoMuchQueso
      @SoMuchQueso 3 года назад +17

      mine would lead straight 6 feet under

    • @spiroagnew3909
      @spiroagnew3909 3 года назад +33

      @@SoMuchQueso cool, your father is a miner!

    • @Misted_Waffles_
      @Misted_Waffles_ 3 года назад

      Mine idk to be honest I never knew him so idk

    • @Travinater
      @Travinater 2 года назад +6

      Why is my finder locating a childrens playground

  • @shashummga3477
    @shashummga3477 3 года назад +6214

    Swagger really just called out Corpse Husband stans. Iconic

    • @walf6470
      @walf6470 3 года назад +409

      @@ikar304 because they are teen girls obsessing over someone because they have a extremely painful and incurable disease

    • @pixiepearl2783
      @pixiepearl2783 3 года назад +58

      @@walf6470 the way you described it sounds like he has cancer

    • @walf6470
      @walf6470 3 года назад +294

      @@pixiepearl2783 you know there are other diseases besides cancer, right?

    • @godwin-
      @godwin- 3 года назад +156

      @@pixiepearl2783 It's called Gastroesophageal reflux disease or GERD.

    • @breads8764
      @breads8764 3 года назад +95

      @@godwin- hehe
      gerd

  • @PhazeRay
    @PhazeRay 4 года назад +2973

    Something about Schlatt saying “Attaboy” to whoever wins the round is wholesome to me

    • @malia7465
      @malia7465 4 года назад +23

      I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

    • @natalielol1574
      @natalielol1574 4 года назад +2

      timestamp??

    • @mr.gspot753
      @mr.gspot753 4 года назад +21

      He did play baseball, plus he’s a newyorker

    • @jackbob3038
      @jackbob3038 4 года назад +15

      Schlattaboy

    • @actuallyem3130
      @actuallyem3130 4 года назад +24

      ✨rare aesthetic✨ the supportive dad that hangs out with the kids friends when they come over and teaches them how to play random games that no one has heard of

  • @kelmcdowell404
    @kelmcdowell404 4 года назад +12111

    THE SWAGGERSOULS BRAINROT HAD ME DEAD FOR A SOLID 30 MINUTES

  • @elinaw6175
    @elinaw6175 3 года назад +306

    Therapist: "British Schlatt doesn't exist, he can't hurt you "
    British Schlatt 13:20

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +12

      schlatt is so American he still would own a gun if he was British

  • @elppa
    @elppa 4 года назад +19249

    Twitter is literally quaking right now

    • @bigmanmark4334
      @bigmanmark4334 4 года назад +686

      They fear him lmao

    • @realtoon_
      @realtoon_ 4 года назад +1016

      Cancel culture number one target: Jschlatt

    • @danielshrekoderbanner
      @danielshrekoderbanner 4 года назад +89

      Omg it's elppa. You are one of my favorite creators I didn't know you actually comment on stuff

    • @kyocerii1924
      @kyocerii1924 4 года назад +336

      @@realtoon_ except he’s too powerful to ever be cancelled so we all good

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 4 года назад +216

      Schlatt is un cancellable

  • @kirvm03
    @kirvm03 4 года назад +1328

    I like how his mascot looks cute and innocent while jshlatt is acting like an angry texian.

  • @jackstagnone9309
    @jackstagnone9309 4 года назад +3452

    Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about getting cancelled... again

    • @fatmagic69
      @fatmagic69 4 года назад +18

      @SHOOTER GAMER stfu

    • @vinnyll
      @vinnyll 4 года назад +7

      @SHOOTER GAMER okay shooter gamer

    • @frallbobroggins4005
      @frallbobroggins4005 4 года назад +10

      @SHOOTER GAMER Dude will you stfu

    • @Fluffy-ov1tp
      @Fluffy-ov1tp 4 года назад +40

      *omg cancel Schlatt he offends me because I have no personality or sense of humor*

    • @keyan1219
      @keyan1219 4 года назад +2

      @SHOOTER GAMER well you arent gonna get it

  • @rynnex
    @rynnex 3 года назад +98

    6:30 Swaggersouls really knows how to pull a comedic act doesn't he?

  • @GabzitoHD
    @GabzitoHD 4 года назад +8443

    1:13 should've called it the Dadar

  • @ImTheLivingShadow
    @ImTheLivingShadow 4 года назад +553

    "I got the most kindhearted people"
    -Schlatt

  • @spacedominator7163
    @spacedominator7163 4 года назад +3450

    Ah yes the evolution :
    *Schlatt*
    *Schlagg*
    *Smag*
    *Schlapiro*
    *Baby gun*
    *i am sad*
    *the jizzer*
    *dumb bird*

  • @GG-cb5ef
    @GG-cb5ef 3 года назад +68

    7:04 WHY IS THIS hAppEninG
    SwaggerSouls 2020

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 4 года назад +1084

    I really hope to achieve the comedy that swagger achieved during his brain rot presentation one day, that was amazing

    • @DEMONBOLK
      @DEMONBOLK 4 года назад +53

      Dude I was fucking crying from how hard I was laughing

    • @aftersolstice
      @aftersolstice 4 года назад +59

      It made it hard to laugh at any other part of the video because it set way too high of an expectation

  • @sadovuato
    @sadovuato 4 года назад +3852

    Tomorrow Jschlatt be like:
    “Thininin....thinikiningining...thininin”

    • @captainmurica4
      @captainmurica4 4 года назад +46

      Thinking about corpse husband

    • @brianhuber1633
      @brianhuber1633 4 года назад +11

      Thinking about sykkuno

    • @Flyinggorilla_
      @Flyinggorilla_ 4 года назад +2

      It's because nobody has a clue what's happening

    • @ieatgarbage8771
      @ieatgarbage8771 4 года назад +3

      Today Jschlatt be like:
      “Thininin....thinikiningining...thininin”

    • @d3m0n4dayz
      @d3m0n4dayz 3 года назад

      Thinking about thinking

  • @Sredue
    @Sredue 4 года назад +1645

    canceling schlatt only MAKES HIM STRONGER

    • @MercivalPrime
      @MercivalPrime 4 года назад +63

      schlatt does not care dude, he just keeps going harder

    • @notaweeb4177
      @notaweeb4177 4 года назад +68

      @@MercivalPrime yeah wtf do they think will happen? People will stop watching schlatt? If yes then they are fucking wrong

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 4 года назад +38

      Schlatt is immune, he cannot be stopped

    • @xxxx-tj3fm
      @xxxx-tj3fm 4 года назад +36

      cant cancel someone who doesn’t give a fuck

    • @justaguy8622
      @justaguy8622 4 года назад +17

      Schlatt is one of those ppl who couldn’t care less if he got cancelled

  • @itsisabel420
    @itsisabel420 3 года назад +216

    Just bought the Dad Finder 2000! I’m using it right now but I think something went wrong...it’s pointing to the town cemetery?

    • @goobernator50k21
      @goobernator50k21 3 года назад +17

      Mines pointing at the mail man's house :/

    • @Kennedyjhall
      @Kennedyjhall 3 года назад +15

      That’s unfortunate, but thankfully I still have my dad! He’s going to get milk right now!

    • @chynaanderson494
      @chynaanderson494 3 года назад +7

      Mine is pointing to my uncle....

    • @stanth3man086
      @stanth3man086 3 года назад +3

      Mine is pointing under my house

    • @larap7642
      @larap7642 2 года назад

      OH.

  • @wwshd5393
    @wwshd5393 4 года назад +2560

    the slogan for the dad finder should've been
    "Get a dad, not a daddy"

    • @kilow76
      @kilow76 4 года назад +23

      Oh shit, yes

    • @thefakepie1126
      @thefakepie1126 4 года назад +11

      @@WrathofFenrir99 "twitter bad xD give me validation pls"

    • @mrakhsaalaksamanap8203
      @mrakhsaalaksamanap8203 4 года назад +34

      @@thefakepie1126 found the twitter use crying

    • @difficultabroad2665
      @difficultabroad2665 4 года назад +2

      what if i'm gay?

    • @thefakepie1126
      @thefakepie1126 4 года назад +6

      @@mrakhsaalaksamanap8203 found the insecure person basing his self-worth by how much he brings others down

  • @allusiongg7386
    @allusiongg7386 4 года назад +6364

    swagger and that brain rotting topic was literally the funniest shit ive ever seen in my entire life

    • @NuggetGX
      @NuggetGX 4 года назад +148

      Trruuee, i was eating a bagel, and the picture of the monkey popped up on my screen, and i almost chocked cuz i was laughing so hard XD 😂🤣

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 4 года назад +124

      Bro I couldn't hold on my laughter once Swagger talked about brain rot

    • @slowinq8110
      @slowinq8110 3 года назад +28

      I nearly suffocated drinking water, I wasn’t ready for it😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @slowinq8110
      @slowinq8110 3 года назад +26

      The monke part nearly had me

    • @xTheBeserkerx
      @xTheBeserkerx 3 года назад +13

      This and Big Lion are my faves

  • @alexteagle9782
    @alexteagle9782 4 года назад +606

    1:44 “a little keychain” *holds stuffed goat the size of his head*

    • @LilydoesThings
      @LilydoesThings 4 года назад +5

      his hand is closer to the screen, the keychain is 1inch

    • @naomi5949
      @naomi5949 4 года назад +15

      @@LilydoesThings it's 6 inches lol

    • @LilydoesThings
      @LilydoesThings 4 года назад +13

      @@naomi5949 got my inches mixed up

    • @philcollinslover56705
      @philcollinslover56705 4 года назад

      his head is small bc of the goddamn hat

    • @mintrydoesstuff9221
      @mintrydoesstuff9221 4 года назад +1

      @Robbe Van Hove a good way to remember this is that an inch is normally the length of the middle section of your index finger. (i hope that’s not too confusing)

  • @tiffanyscigarette
    @tiffanyscigarette 3 года назад +1554

    huge respect for jschlatt, mans doesn't give a fuck about cancel culture and im here for it completely

  • @krissyfit
    @krissyfit 4 года назад +3432

    "Schlatt is trying to kill you"
    Schlatt: *glares menacingly into camera*
    Me: I've accepted death, for it is inescapable now

  • @bigtimehardline03
    @bigtimehardline03 4 года назад +12695

    Schlatt is like family guy, he's been canceled countless times but never dies
    Edit: schlatt is funny unlike family guy

    • @raviolimonster9381
      @raviolimonster9381 4 года назад +907

      Cause he doesn't care. Most of the lunch club members who have been "canceled" just laugh it off

    • @skitty4734
      @skitty4734 4 года назад +127

      wait what was he cancelled for

    • @fanyp8042
      @fanyp8042 4 года назад +203

      @@skitty4734 just look at the shit that he posts...

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 4 года назад +69

      @@fanyp8042 could you explain lol I still don't get it

    • @Detectorists_321
      @Detectorists_321 4 года назад +452

      @@fanyp8042 imagine getting offened on peoples behalf who dont care

  • @the_senate6689
    @the_senate6689 4 года назад +1860

    "The most kindhearted people"

    • @distortedesires
      @distortedesires 4 года назад +15

      @SHOOTER GAMER get your own views. so many other youtubers worked hard for it

    • @the_senate6689
      @the_senate6689 4 года назад +6

      @SHOOTER GAMER get outta here

    • @qtahl9877
      @qtahl9877 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @user-du5ke2it3s
      @user-du5ke2it3s 4 года назад

      @SHOOTER GAMER this you?? ruclips.net/video/o_LskiXQ73c/видео.html

  • @musicaman8683
    @musicaman8683 3 года назад +60

    4:10 Travis’s scream of failure gets me every time

  • @MYTRENASTER
    @MYTRENASTER 4 года назад +2315

    “we made this game offensive”
    twitter: so i kept typing-

    • @Sn0w037
      @Sn0w037 4 года назад +89

      @@boog2383 cant wait for those children to grow up and look back at themselves and just feel bad about themselves

    • @HelioliskVEVO
      @HelioliskVEVO 4 года назад +72

      @@Sn0w037 i don’t think those children will ever grow up if they keep using twitter tbh

    • @KrakenEggs
      @KrakenEggs 4 года назад +7

      @@HelioliskVEVO like.... they’ll die? Or they will just not mature.....

    • @HelioliskVEVO
      @HelioliskVEVO 4 года назад +26

      @@KrakenEggs they’ll never mature and learn what the real world is like

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 4 года назад +48

      @@HelioliskVEVO
      The scary part is that they're affecting the real world, and damaging it in the process. God help the future generations that will have to deal with the aftereffects of these easily offended imbeciles.

  • @sero.toniii
    @sero.toniii 4 года назад +3051

    Swagger's brain rot presentation made me laugh so hard it triggered an asthma attack

    • @wanker7371
      @wanker7371 3 года назад +92

      I actually started choking on my drink when he started screaming at the cow

    • @lukes401k
      @lukes401k 3 года назад +2

      LOL POGGERS

    • @m0dp1g21
      @m0dp1g21 3 года назад +3

      Was it worth it

    • @m_affiliates
      @m_affiliates 2 года назад +7

      are you alright tho

    • @xsource2969
      @xsource2969 2 года назад +25

      @@m_affiliates no he died

  • @realtoon_
    @realtoon_ 4 года назад +1509

    “The most kindhearted people” seems like a bad idea to say that Schlatt.

    • @QuackyPoo
      @QuackyPoo 4 года назад +66

      @SHOOTER GAMER your mom told you to do your homework and stop eating glue

    • @spike7032
      @spike7032 4 года назад

      Why is it so small

    • @himbokoopa
      @himbokoopa 4 года назад +4

      @SHOOTER GAMER
      no one is gonna watch you’re content if you do shit like this
      also i’m reporting this comment cause it’s against youtube tos to do that

    • @Lucy360.
      @Lucy360. 4 года назад +2

      @SHOOTER GAMER your mom didn't tell me that last night

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool 3 года назад +92

    This is literally “how to piss off twitter” in game form

  • @thatoneguy7298
    @thatoneguy7298 3 года назад +4389

    Is it me or is schlatt kinda look like jschlatt

  • @ACE-si4ng
    @ACE-si4ng 4 года назад +4846

    Nobody:
    Swagger: B-b-b brain is monke.

    • @clayberry24
      @clayberry24 3 года назад +45

      that had me crying (from laughter)

    • @driuhich4596
      @driuhich4596 3 года назад +11

      Go away gaycha kid

    • @clayberry24
      @clayberry24 3 года назад +28

      @@driuhich4596 /j (please stop commenting) You are aware that some people do this for money/subs? Also, I am definitely not a "kid". By your guy's logic is 8/9, I am 15 almost 16 years old. I do animations on my main and use this as a backup for me extra cash, maybe don't try to be rude and just learn to be nice.
      Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

    • @ACE-si4ng
      @ACE-si4ng 3 года назад +77

      These replies are devolving faster than Swagger’s brain.

    • @lamborghinimiurap4005
      @lamborghinimiurap4005 3 года назад +21

      MONKEEYYYYY NO BRAIN

  • @doncheadlegaming7521
    @doncheadlegaming7521 4 года назад +2219

    Corpse Husband fans’ dads be like:

    • @cadencoberly988
      @cadencoberly988 4 года назад +63

      Nice pfp

    • @moleculegirl
      @moleculegirl 4 года назад +17

      im out here lookin like a jester, but at least my absent father looked like a worse clown

    • @varung-x8e
      @varung-x8e 4 года назад +3

      oh i get it there's nothing there after the colon

    • @glixrio
      @glixrio 4 года назад +19

      then there's me, a corpse husband fan with 2 moms

    • @snivyorsomething
      @snivyorsomething 4 года назад +3

      L

  • @theborsigchannel_official
    @theborsigchannel_official 3 года назад +58

    8:29
    everyone: laughs
    schlatt: **casually loads the glock**

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 года назад +790

    Title: We made this game OFFENSIVE
    *I mean, every game that you plays somehow always becomes offensive.*

    • @coalfire3719
      @coalfire3719 4 года назад +13

      He even made Minecraft offensive (to twitter soy boys)

    • @augustokenjihirata1544
      @augustokenjihirata1544 4 года назад +19

      He makes any game either offensive or gay, it just varies with the day

  • @Bianca-vr2gj
    @Bianca-vr2gj 4 года назад +227

    Rap battle opponents:"Suck on this"
    Schlatt: alright bet

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +4401

    *“I love Corpse Husband.”* -Jschlatt
    So you’re into necrophilia?

    • @lucifersatan4611
      @lucifersatan4611 4 года назад +127

      Thanks _I hate it._

    • @frog5994
      @frog5994 4 года назад +1

      JAQJRJJANNS

    • @harry.i6
      @harry.i6 4 года назад +36

      @@ladymisfortune1015 he’s also dead

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 4 года назад +58

      *i mean, schlatt is technically dead too-*

    • @twfroge
      @twfroge 4 года назад +3

      @@lucifersatan4611 Even Satan hate it, how am I to like?

  • @_alex.j
    @_alex.j 3 года назад +30

    1:51 - Awwww hes just holding his plush!
    * looks in background *
    *o no-*

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth 4 года назад +604

    this video is literally "We bully CORPSE without him knowing"

  • @AlmightyPlague
    @AlmightyPlague 4 года назад +698

    Now all that’s left is for schlatt to sell his schlatt ram fursuit

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial 4 года назад +43

      we still have to get a body pillow before we can get a fursuit

    • @swaaws69
      @swaaws69 4 года назад +12

      We'll need a gaming chair before we get a body pillow

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +15

      @@swaaws69 We gotta get bathwater before gaming chair

    • @swaaws69
      @swaaws69 4 года назад +10

      @@pablopereyra7126 we gotta get the dead skin before we get the bathwater

    • @wesdabest1232
      @wesdabest1232 4 года назад +6

      the world is not ready for that masterpeice

  • @detectivedyn2253
    @detectivedyn2253 4 года назад +4055

    Non controversial fact: if Jschlatt and Swagger souls started a minecraft lets play, it would take over the world

  • @TheWither129
    @TheWither129 3 года назад +16

    18:19 "Do you like how my face *disintegrates int o c h a l k* ?"

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 4 года назад +2644

    Schlatt: We made this game offensive
    random white girl on Twitter that has never heard of jschlatt: ...and I took that personally

    • @jaytat835
      @jaytat835 4 года назад +9

      1:13 should've called it the Dadar

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 года назад +61

      @@jaytat835 Wrong comment, bro

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 3 года назад +12

      @@jaytat835 when you write a reply instead of real comment

    • @dylanbeam3922
      @dylanbeam3922 3 года назад +5

      @@crowthewicked8344 haha Carson was hilarious in this one

    • @daduckdatgames_7035
      @daduckdatgames_7035 3 года назад

      Wow who is this unverified satanic goat?
      - The girl

  • @chillknight3940
    @chillknight3940 3 года назад +3464

    I'm going to hell for laughing at swagger's presentation

  • @bxpplle
    @bxpplle 4 года назад +164

    swagger just screaming “WWWWWHYYY ISSS THHIS HAPPPENNNNINGGG” is the peak of this video

    • @aerodynamo4874
      @aerodynamo4874 4 года назад +12

      it being followed up by monkey was perfect

    • @hzfg
      @hzfg 4 года назад +4

      @@aerodynamo4874 big schnoz

  • @py1ano177
    @py1ano177 3 года назад +42

    I just love no matter how offensive or mean they are to each other in the end you can tell there all good friends because of those wholesome “there ya goes” at the end

  • @AC-mt5qi
    @AC-mt5qi 4 года назад +700

    "its because im black"
    *all the votes go straight to the top*

  • @therealnocommonsense
    @therealnocommonsense 4 года назад +521

    Schlatt is always making everybody's day little better when he uploads

  • @felycss
    @felycss 4 года назад +2642

    “We made this game OFFENSIVE”
    Toxic stans: so you have chosen... death.

  • @thegroovy2513
    @thegroovy2513 3 года назад +34

    7:11 J S C H L O N K E Y

  • @Burneracon
    @Burneracon 3 года назад +892

    As much as I genuinely like corpse husband, that low self esteem drawing had me dying with laughter.

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 3 года назад +11

      What the hell even is corpse husband is it like a band or a singer or a movie or some other thing

    • @lunarsystem
      @lunarsystem 3 года назад +94

      @@GhostofFarta he's a youtuber and musician lmao

    • @bodacious12
      @bodacious12 3 года назад +7

      It's true tho that's why it's funny

    • @lunarsystem
      @lunarsystem 3 года назад +1

      @Sir quackles The fourth i know lmao i don't even like him that much tbh

    • @KakorineReal
      @KakorineReal 3 года назад +18

      @Sir quackles The fourth its not a gimmick people just have an obsession with deep voices for some reason

  • @Earthbeetle
    @Earthbeetle 3 года назад +228

    1:43 "and a little keychain" *whips out keychain the size of his hand*

  • @SinOnHumanity
    @SinOnHumanity 4 года назад +442

    The Joys of Being the Victim of Brainrot
    What a weird way to describe Everywhere at the End of Time.

  • @lupin2361
    @lupin2361 2 года назад +10

    The fact that Swaggs immediately committed to the brain rot bit is mildly concerning at best, but frankly, it was fuckin’ great!

  • @evielio4632
    @evielio4632 3 года назад +313

    The brain rotting part was honestly the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in a long time

  • @misteruncanny
    @misteruncanny 4 года назад +231

    As much as I love CORPSE, i saw the "low self esteem" and immediately wanted to bang my head on the table in acknowledgement

  • @angerygiorno2475
    @angerygiorno2475 4 года назад +1400

    The rap battle game gets more gay each video and is spreading to other people

    • @Lincolnambrosius
      @Lincolnambrosius 4 года назад +38

      Speaking of gay, why is the plushie so attractive?

    • @hzfg
      @hzfg 4 года назад +23

      @@Lincolnambrosius *dont*

    • @toast9759
      @toast9759 4 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @fatseip9562
      @fatseip9562 4 года назад +1

      When is James Charles getting in on the action

    • @sonicthefrogedhog8656
      @sonicthefrogedhog8656 4 года назад

      This is true the gay has spread to me I am gay

  • @dirtblockbedrock
    @dirtblockbedrock 3 года назад +18

    Nick: Schlatt wants to kill you.
    Schlatt: Damn right.

  • @RATsnak3
    @RATsnak3 4 года назад +364

    Schlatt's resume be like:
    Accomplishments:
    -internet personality
    -professional meme milker

    • @calebhehl3404
      @calebhehl3404 4 года назад +21

      And he's friends with Georgenotfound

    • @jolie6185
      @jolie6185 4 года назад +13

      -pro at getting cancelled

    • @yep4924
      @yep4924 4 года назад +18

      -Ran for president in 2020

    • @aphiemi_tos
      @aphiemi_tos 4 года назад +13

      -you like among us?

    • @katiemachnik111
      @katiemachnik111 4 года назад +5

      -gun

  • @Astromaniac8802
    @Astromaniac8802 4 года назад +481

    I just got an ad that was “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition”. That’s it.

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 3 года назад +197

    In the rap between cscoop and Schlatt, we see one individual trying to shame another for his sexual proclivities, however he is defeated when it’s revealed that Schlatt owns his sexuality, and thus his opponent’s roasts left no impact. Beautiful writing.

  • @roboticjanitor3332
    @roboticjanitor3332 3 года назад +23

    Swagger channeled the ancient power of every drug he's ever taken to deliver the greatest presentation ever seen or heard.

    • @lukemimnagh2594
      @lukemimnagh2594 2 года назад +1

      Agreed. Not even the Beatles while they were writing Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds could compare.

  • @hoseadowning2814
    @hoseadowning2814 4 года назад +214

    I truly believe that Traves just takes brain dampeners before he films.

    • @ashenfire749
      @ashenfire749 4 года назад +29

      Only to nerf his otherwise godlike capabilities

  • @harun2157
    @harun2157 4 года назад +1065

    Schlatt saying "Atta boy" each time making me question my fragile heterosexuality...

    • @ae1103
      @ae1103 4 года назад +68

      Are you really hetero? ARE YOU REALLY!?

    • @olduhh
      @olduhh 4 года назад +5

      @@ae1103 straight**** normal****

    • @qquuro8760
      @qquuro8760 4 года назад +161

      @@olduhh i’ve looked at your comment for about a minute now and i still have no idea what you are trying to mean

    • @help_me_im_dying374
      @help_me_im_dying374 4 года назад +55

      @@olduhh normal? Tf

    • @teabur4043
      @teabur4043 3 года назад +2

      Time stamp please?

  • @FaithIsTired
    @FaithIsTired 4 года назад +621

    At this rate, there's going to be more versions of Jschlatt then there are Tubbo

    • @syntheticsaturn
      @syntheticsaturn 4 года назад +135

      @SHOOTER GAMER having a good pc doesn't fix your abhorrently bad personality 😌

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts 4 года назад +18

      there’s literally no point replying to them XD, they are a bot, they can’t reply lmao- just ignore them and pretend they’re not there.

    • @bekkajosef9781
      @bekkajosef9781 4 года назад +3

      SHOOTER GAMER no one cares

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 4 года назад +12

      Who would win in a fight? Schlagg or tuub?

    • @themovingcastle
      @themovingcastle 4 года назад +17

      just go on the jschlatt wiki and scroll through all the nicknames for schlatt, it goes on and on and on

  • @kingkiwizeph
    @kingkiwizeph 3 года назад +12

    15:40 Daniel - The Cooler Daniel

  • @TheNickBrotherhood
    @TheNickBrotherhood 4 года назад +141

    the 15 year old girl thing is the most accurate callout i have ever seen

  • @willloomis1276
    @willloomis1276 4 года назад +278

    I have never laughed so much when it got to swagger talking about brain rot.

    • @roblexgamer1927
      @roblexgamer1927 4 года назад +2

      I dont get the joke

    • @knightindifferences270
      @knightindifferences270 4 года назад +25

      @@roblexgamer1927 can you tell us the joys of being a victim of brain rot?

    • @roblexgamer1927
      @roblexgamer1927 4 года назад +1

      @@knightindifferences270 i am naive and Don get the joke

    • @willloomis1276
      @willloomis1276 4 года назад +1

      @@roblexgamer1927 It’s called edgy humor mate.

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior 4 года назад +18

      @@roblexgamer1927 Brain rot is when your brain begins to rot and he was joking as if he was giving the presentation as someone who suffers from brain rot

  • @Swifty_007
    @Swifty_007 4 года назад +817

    Nobody:
    Swagger: MMMMMMM M m m MMM MONKEYYYYYYYY

  • @burningapple1210
    @burningapple1210 3 года назад +17

    4:50 basically every school presentation ever

  • @xqeviee
    @xqeviee 4 года назад +696

    Schlatt: Seems like an evil president
    Schlatt: Really is a hilarious human being

  • @TheBishopV
    @TheBishopV 4 года назад +362

    See a real twist would be “We made this game NOT offensive”

  • @saucekidromix6876
    @saucekidromix6876 4 года назад +2433

    I can hear the dream stans typing a whole ass persuasive essay on why Schlatt should be cancelled for the 4th time

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 года назад +177

      Eh, they're dream stans. Who cares about them?

    • @ammy1461
      @ammy1461 4 года назад +70

      Can this dream stan still like schlatt

    • @kannonspencer7601
      @kannonspencer7601 3 года назад +297

      i wouldn’t call myself a dream “stan” but i’m definitely a fan and i just have to say i hate people like that. schlatt is genuinely funny, and can’t be canceled because he doesn’t give a shit.

    • @allisonnguyen7260
      @allisonnguyen7260 3 года назад +40

      nobody wants to cancel shlatt lmao. mad for what?

    • @VanillaTried
      @VanillaTried 3 года назад +55

      @@kannonspencer7601 that's exactly how a RUclipsr should act. More people should act like schlatt

  • @d4f1sheh24
    @d4f1sheh24 3 года назад +15

    The brainrot portion made me extremely light headed to the point that I passed out

  • @Cavi-xx1rp
    @Cavi-xx1rp 4 года назад +175

    Swagger Souls brain rot bit is by far the best bit I have seen on Jackbox

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior 4 года назад +2

      His brain rot

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior 4 года назад +2

      @@ladymisfortune1015 brain rot is when your brain begins to rot like old meat qith maggors. He was talking and acting as if he was suffering from brain rot

    • @Cavi-xx1rp
      @Cavi-xx1rp 4 года назад

      @@ladymisfortune1015 yeah he slurred his speech as if his brain was rotting so make the bit funnier

  • @tomthebabe6036
    @tomthebabe6036 4 года назад +295

    The stuff with 15 year old girls and corpse was the most true shit I've seen

    • @rockeater27
      @rockeater27 4 года назад +32

      Also the " not having a strong fatherly figure "
      That was pretty relatable

    • @TheSapphyre
      @TheSapphyre 4 года назад +32

      I wonder how many 15 year old corpse fangirls will watch this video and get absolutely obliterated

    • @moonfish3638
      @moonfish3638 4 года назад +17

      @@riley-yn7uz I’m honestly happy you can laugh at it tbh, I fit into a weird nerd stereotype myself and get ragged on for it but life is so enjoyable if you just let this type of stuff go and laugh w it

    • @luciusisdead
      @luciusisdead 4 года назад +10

      @@TheSapphyre LOL i was fucking rolling cuz they called me out lmaooo

    • @tarohatesyoutube
      @tarohatesyoutube 4 года назад +6

      to you guys who find this video funny and fit the desc. abt corpse and 15 year olds, yall are cool, i appreciate that yall can take a joke w/o being mad bc its a joke, love yall and stay awesome 💕

  • @Coop-sg6qc
    @Coop-sg6qc 4 года назад +361

    "Schlatt is trying to kill you"
    Schlatt: *Looks right at you*
    *Power goes off and SCP-106 music plays*

    • @thequagiestsire
      @thequagiestsire 4 года назад +7

      The Only Thing They Fear Is Schlatt

    • @borostanca
      @borostanca 3 года назад +1

      @@thequagiestsire * guitar riff *

  • @kylechristianlim4743
    @kylechristianlim4743 3 года назад +17

    Schlatt's voice and Swaggersouls voice is so good

  • @lune7758
    @lune7758 4 года назад +655

    “we made this game offensive”
    last video: malaysian airlines flight 370

    • @clairiwell7635
      @clairiwell7635 4 года назад

      NAHH

    • @spicyshark
      @spicyshark 3 года назад +5

      *Donkey Kong Vitamin*

    • @dontask2445
      @dontask2445 3 года назад

      this game was made offensive when the schlatt multiverse was opened

  • @juliannolastname2442
    @juliannolastname2442 4 года назад +77

    I was legit crying during Swaggersouls brain rot thing

  • @kiskxosndd
    @kiskxosndd 4 года назад +364

    jschlatt: pure chaos, evil, cursed
    jschlatt merch: kawaii lamb

  • @weedeater237
    @weedeater237 2 года назад +6

    There are many different ways to experience pure joy...
    *..and listening to swagger scream for a minute and 23 seconds is one of them*