THE WII SPORTS GOD
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2020
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Игры
what are you guys talking about there’s nothing in the reflection idiots
no
jschlattLIVE what?
jschlattLIVE Schlong
you shut your mouth
Don’t look in the reflection please I’m begging you
“Abby don’t you have a husband to be divorcing or something”
Beef boss: *visibly sweating*
lmao
LMFAO IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE MENTIONING HIM
Little does schlatt know
yes I do.
Ryan Cleary he does, jschlatt is just the big candy company making ice cream yknow
“Girls can’t play Major League Baseball”
Pat: *Sweats Nervously*
YOU Deserve a medal
It doesn't apply to pat because she as become a man. Not through sex change, but her DNA is that of a man's now.
@@trinitrobenzene1760 fuck you
@@whatwinter?
@@lwilliams1280 h
“15-15? I could’a sworn it was 1-1” - jschlatt, 2020
Technically if you put it into fractions its equal
As soon as I read that he said it
@@glitchy1281 “I just learnt fractions in maths class”
I just noticed this, its actually the 15 30 45 scoring system
@@ajcF1 that's cool! Fractions are awesome in my opinion
schlatt: "im gonna make the complete opposite of matt."
also schlatt: literally makes a middle-aged father with 3 kids who lives in the suburbs
Mat pat, literally mat pat
@@featherycoffee1401 even better
😂
*mother
Forgot to mention there trans
“local man creates lesbian to fight black athlete”
I know that woman, won't stop hitting me with a fucking bracket when we were playing golf. Goddamn it Patricia!
"Just killed a woman feeling goood"
pyrocynical?
juntingiee basically but pat would make petscop 2
florida man
“I’m gonna make the opposite of matt”
*makes matpat*
I mean he’s not wrong
Except for the gender part...
BlazingBlight No.
@@thisrecordingsessiontm3633 Are you saying MatPat is secretly a female?
BlazingBlight I'm just saying that you're wrong.
@@thisrecordingsessiontm3633 Okay then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fun fact: the reason Matt was so easy to beat in tennis is because in tennis Matt is actually a beginner CPU
Whenever I see Matt I just remember Boxing….
He annihilated me
Schlatt: girls can't play baseball!
*says that while his character is a girl*
Well his gender is a female but he looks like a boy
Elisa is a bitch though.
@@kellistephens7047 that... doesnt change anything???
@@silvillie yes it does
*among us theme plays*
@@kellistephens7047 have you forgotten what year we’re in?
Schlatt: "yes I'm a lefty"
Schlatt: buys bowling accessory made for righties
*schlatt
@@aisleyinns2436 thank you, scuppers, your reply is appreciated and taken to heart. As you can tell, I've edited my original comment as to correct my original mistake for the sake of not only my integrity, but my dedication to the fan base of such an incredible individual as sir schlatt.
@@Uh_Prolly your efforts are respected, sir.
sorry
@@aisleyinns2436 it's okay
Schlatt on the community tab later: “Thinking about Matt”
lmao true
Thinking about Abby
I can’t tell a lie, he’s all I’ve been thinking about today
Platypus thinking about matpat
@@jschlattLIVE me too hun.
Schlatt : *Playing tennis*
also Schlatt : *Volley-Ball references*
James Charels as the reflection on the bowling ball is killing me
“Or, as the Chinese say” *proceeds to read Spanish*
Incorrectly at that
Not gonna lie he nailed that pronunciation
Yes, that was the joke.
Not spanish
Drew Beauchesne No that was Australian
jschlatt does look like a guy who's played baseball for his entire life
He did say in the tribute to Mario kart vid that he was in a travel baseball team
He also said he went to haverd
He looks like leon kuwata
HE'S FOCKIN ITALIAN, COOKIN UP SOME SPAGHOOT AND PLAYING BASEBALL IN THE STREET. COME ON!!!
He does wear a Yankees hat all the time.
Schlatt: *Plays Wii Baseball*
Abby: *I'm going to ruin this whole man's career*
I'm getting deja vu here
Beef Boss would be proud😂
13:44 I can’t believe jschlatt predicted the future
the fact i had to hear schlatt say “uwu” was the worst experience i’ve ever had
When did he say that??
@@Damien-fu7mz 1:26
YoshiRocks57 yessum
UwU
RoboRabbit stop
It seems like nobody remembers that he made his character a girl.
Girl or boy, schlatt is the champion
I don’t think even he remembers...
AwesomePow “girls can’t play baseball” i’m-
It’s short for Patricia
Rodman Foster major spongebob vibes
"WE ARE TOTALLY GONNA WIN!"
*realization*
"holy shit elisa skill level 130 is playing?"
At 12:12 there is Matt on the left hand corner he is always watching.
Schlatt: “Yes I’m a lefty, yes I hate lefties, yes we exist.”
Me, a lefty: “Wha-“
Kabi *We hate everyone, even ourselves*
lefty gang gang
we are misunderstood.
Lefties rise up
Lefty gang rise up
• Played baseball in highschool
• Calls women “Broads”
sounds like a New Englander to me
Dogol haha I feel like I hear a little massachusetts in this man
AverageMike on his Twitter he keeps taunting the state of New Jersey. That’s a possibility. I say we get him to say “douchebag” to see if he’s from Jersey
Ok I understand the second one but like every US school has baseball
Melanie K, that’s true, but it’s the combination of the two. Besides, New England is one of the few parts of the country where playing baseball doesn’t make you look like a loser
@@g-magz9502 ive lived in mas my whole life and not heard a single person call women broads
At 4:01 he sounded like scout dying from tf2 lol.
Thought the exact same thing lol
I was looking for this comment lmao
11:50 damn that sucks to be lefty
"Gentlemen only. Ladies forbidden. That's my kind of sport, baby!"
pat: Is a woman.
the sleeper agent
Matt Could kill Sephiroth and He's in Smash if You create an inmortal Mii
Pat is a pat
@@KingBowser77766 inmortality?
@@KingBowser77766 no Sephiroth will easily stab Matt repeatingly.
As someone who plays tennis in my free time, I just love how Schlatt doesn’t know the score system.
Shlatt: I fear no man, but that *thing*…
*ABBY*
Schlatt: It scares me.
Matt too
"This sport is for gentlemen, no ladies allowed."
*While his character is female*
irony knows no bounds
Schlatt: "Yeah I'm a lefty"
The bowling accessory: "Am I a joke to you?"
oh wait youre right
KraZWhale No he’s left
@@tyleryes5030 you have sinned
*Pulls out bowling ball*
“As the Chinese would say,”
Starts speaking Spanish
10:41 As someone who bowled for the Special Olympics. I actually want that Accessory
0:02 “james charles instagram pics”
11:07 look at the reflection in the bowling ball
simping real hard jebediah schlatticus
That was a joke and the punchline.
I would have not got the joke if you didn't say the joke again the comments thanks for sharing!
@Glitchmaster360 I was pointing it out for people who didn’t notice, not everyone is gonna stop to look at the reflection or his search history themselves
@@marmooz ok
Nobody:
Schlatt: Buys a right-handed bowling ball for the Wii even though he's left-handed
He had the wrong console. He needs the Wi
If I see one more nobody: joke I'm gonna cry
Oh my god I just realized that. Holy shit I’m stupid
@@jschlattLIVE yeah, we know
jschlattLIVE how's the money laundering going?
The thought that Schlatt made pat after mattpatt is JUST A THEORY
A SCHLATT THEORY
When you realize that the Wi-bowl sucks because it is for right handed people
i can only imagine schlatt standing in front of a tv, yelling at it while playing wii sports
it would be much funnier if there was a facecam
thats our Schlatt
Nah, *poofesure*
“Nobody is really talking about wii sports”
Poofesure: am I a joke to you?
I literally clicked on this video thinking it was a poofesure video and i heard jschlatt and im like... wtf? lmao
@@ravennalangbroek9704 SAME
1:51 Matt Pat will kill Matt... **looks at Matt Pats name** **Realization**
Schlatt playing Wii Sports makes the pain of everything that's happened go away
Yeah Schlatt is like a magic cure for depression
I love how Schlatt keeps forgetting that pat is a girl
What
Nevermind read that as mat
pat is ftm 😩😩
....wait....what
@@Mimi_6969 yeah, when he did opposite he made her a woman, and she wears a skirt during golf
"I swear to God, middle-aged moms on the other team are laying out!"
XD
his true love showed up- james incandescent lightbulb!
Shlatt: "Ah golf, gentlemen only ladies forbidden."
Pat: *Sweating intensifies*
🤣
"I'm gonna make the opposite of Matt"
*Makes trans Game Theorist*
LMAOOO
LMAO
LMAOOO
patmat
Canon
11:06 SCHLATT YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT JUST GLOSS OVER THAT
7:58 was way funnier than it should have been
Schlatt: I've played baseball my whole life!
Also Schlatt: Ah, tennis, the only respectable sport
@Melancholy Mouse it ezzz what it ezzz
Everyone get ready for the new arc that schlatts setting up, he’s planting more and more hints at his new character “GaySchlatt”
like the reflection of a james charles post in the Wi-Bowl
Bro this got more likes than schlatts post
Plot twist, it’s not a character
4:00 He sounds like the scout getting set on fire
Me: laughs*
Jschlatt: that would not be funny
9:31 “I see a girl with a mustache ,that shouldn’t exist”
*slowly turns head toward the screen*
That is terrifying
I HATE THAT
You know me *she is stareing into my soul with her little hitler moustache, help*
N A N I ! ? !
This video is basically about Pat and Matt’s underlying sexual tension for each other covered by the plot of sports
Haikyu.
Its like Schlatt and Wilbur expect its coverd by the plot of gaming
schlatt pretending spanish is actually chinese is the funniest thing I've ever seen lmaooooooooooooo
"That's the game?!"
**Aggressive pied Piper noises**
"I played baseball in highschool"
Hm. Never would've guessed. Not in a million years. Definitely didn't know from the moment I saw the face reveal and thought "hm he looks like my brother in law who just so happens to have almost made it big in baseball before he threw out his shoulder and had to quit and go into real estate."
Brooklyn Gregory
This has got to be the best comment
I mean yea
Oddly specific
is this real?
@@sipntea considering how oddly specific this sounds as it's been pointed out,it's more than a probable scenario
“As the Chinese would say, *procceds to speak Spanish*”
procced
well i mean that's the joke
congrats, you've found the joke
I love how whenever someone plays Wii Sports after a really long time, it’s always the same reaction upon hearing the theme
“Ohhhh yeah!!! I missed you!”
16:00 When you see that your mom caught you getting a snack at 3am
Jschlatt: Or as the Chinese say:
*speaks spanish*
Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this
That's italian
bruh I noticed dat
@@evskyl nope. spanish. i speak it, it's definitely spanish 🕴
@@Anonydick welp my bad
Schlatt: “I did not intend to make mattpatt”
Also schlatt: *MAKES MATTPATT*
He is the only who can simultaniously whip and nae nae
That is the joke.
Thanks for sharing!
Reddit moment you may laugh now
You spelt MatPat wrong your career is ruined
@@someweegeeguy9035 You're wrong
'They call me Floyd Mayweather, they call me idk, i guess I'm illiterate NOW' ..... had me dying of laughter lol.
I always love seeing Jshlatt’s search history. It’s always something entertaining 😂
This was one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done
Because he turned himself into a pickle
The ending was funny
Have you seen the one where he hung the baby?
@@dantem6617 That's by Far The Funniest
Other than Deal or No Deal??!!
Schlatt: insults abby
Poofesure: *so you have chosen death*
😂
Beef boss is going to KILL schlatt
I thought i was the only one
poofesure arguably hates abby more than schlatt
Beef boss is shaking in his buns
10:42 OMG SPANISH HI!
whenever I'm upset or down, I always come back to this series :)
Gotta love the James Charles insta pics search history, and then the reflection on the bowling ball at 11:06
i’m blind, what is it reflecting?
@@cerysruthevans it's reflecting a picture from james charles' instagram
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that notice this
Tsundori ah i should’ve guessed, thanks
@@cerysruthevans read if gay
Imagine Jschlatt doing table tennis against Lucia. Now THATS content
xBreadGuy _ that bitch lmaoo
Ping pong? Bro he would be screaming-
I think you mean bitch tits
He’s getting mad at Elisa to
He also got mad at Elisa but he called Abby a bitch
6:40 HARDER THAN HE HIT THAT TAXI PLSSS XFFGJTDDTH
Can't stop watching his videos since he's gone. We will miss you, Jshlatt.
Me: My skin is clear the crops are flourishing and nostalgia is thriving. Wii Sports will forever have a special place in my heart.
Jshlatt: lol MatPat
no one talking bout james charles in the reflection of the bowling ball-
I thought I was the only one who just noticed
Time stamp?
*he watches.*
@Arif thanks
tony lopez too😭
The Wi-bowl being made for the right hand.
Schlatt: "Alright, now we can play" (uses left hand) "It makes you worse at bowling!"
The golf part had me in tears, I was laughing so hard 😂
Abby: catches ball
Everyone having poofesure flashbacks
ABBY!!!!
A A A B B B Y Y Y!!!!!!!!!
Lily Stutz YES
“Abby, I really...REALLY swear to God here.”
*breathe in*
*” A B B Y Y Y ! ! ! “*
I was waiting for this!!
Why does he sound like the steroid addict version of John Mulaney
you mean college john mulaney?
Maybe shlatt will one day tell the story of how he chased a woman down a train station
I think he's more the friend who had a secret room with stolen antique paintings from parties
he does
Speaking of John Mulaney, I hope he’s doing ok :(
Have we all forgotten that in wii sports baseball there is a character names Tyrone, whom of which is unbeatable.
"james charles instagram pics" LMFAOOO
THE REFLECTION OF THE BOWLING BALL I'M DYING WTFFFFFF LMAO
Ellie o7 when he was showing off the bowling ball there was a reflection 😳😳
@@nicholasvalente6762 I just wanted to edit my comment because I just got to that part LMFAO I can't with this man;;;
11:12 anyone notice James Charles in the reflection?
Hotduken ye
4D entertainment
YES I WAS CRYING WHEN I SAW IT LMAOJSKSJSKSS
damn it i thought i was perceptive
Yea
That punch out music that came in was really good.
6:30
i was not expecting to get hit with the super mario slugger soundtrack, bro just blasted me to the past
Schlatt: “looks like hitlers in the bowling alley tonight”
Schlatt immediately after: “thats ok”
"I don't worry about things like that" XD
IS THAT JAMES CHARLES IN THE WI BOWL REFLECTION LMFAOOOO
keira I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT BAHAHAHSHSJSKKSK
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
Im confusion what bowl
@@siytz.w I dont know if this is a joke but the bowling ball made for wii bowl, called the wi bowl
Finally someone else who noticed lmao
4:01 Scout death sound
"Alright that hurts i need to do it again" -jschlatt
everytime jschlatt makes a jughkook joke my lifespan increases
nectarine i saw some people angry on twt cause of that lmao
schlockz how typical of them junglebook fans.
@@tony_5156 i read junglebook and it made me cackle so hard why
6:40 “juhg koop boutta hit this ball harder than he hit that taxi” NOOOOOO LMAOOOO
IM SCREAMING
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO NAWIOJTOAEHNITHNEAT
I don't get it
Rhythmless Roxby jungkook was in a car accident but it wasnt serious i dont even think it was his fault
lmao i somehow skipped this and if i haven't seen your comment i would not notice this local joke here....
the fact that schlatt played baseball makes him an s tier man in my eyes
this truly does bring back good memories. nuff said
Nobody:
Schlatt: Buys a virtual bowling ball in real life
The commitment on this man only to get laid
it was made for right handed people lmaooo
Schlatt: *Makes his character female*
Also Schlatt: *Makes it MatPat*
But hey, that's just a theory... A Schlatt theory!
I’m lost😐
@@Chse.a Then go find yourself
@@nyxie2877 that was oddly deep-
@@freshcarrots4188 Your soul is oddly deep.
I ruined the 420 likes
10:52 what Chinese say « starts speaking French «
6:47 just a note
jschlatt: **beats Matt first try**
Poofesure is writhing in his grave, and he isn't even dead...
Who is that
@@reesetruitt5491 some youtuber who screams a lot lol
@@leadisterrible that basically sums him up lmao
@@reesetruitt5491 #1 hater of matt and elisa
"who is that"
*scary music and flashbacks of poofesure breaking and toruring his toad wii romotes with wii motion plus inside intensifies*
"They're screaming like I'm shooting up the place."
Schlatt is experienced in that kind of field
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 He's the man of steel after all
That sound makes me happy every time I hear it
There is so much potential for perfectly cut screams in here
wow, this appeared in my recommended before it appeared in my notifications
same here
wack
same here
wack
W A C K
Schlatt, the wi-bowl is made for righties. You need the bowl-wi.