@@aisleyinns2436 thank you, scuppers, your reply is appreciated and taken to heart. As you can tell, I've edited my original comment as to correct my original mistake for the sake of not only my integrity, but my dedication to the fan base of such an incredible individual as sir schlatt.
AverageMike on his Twitter he keeps taunting the state of New Jersey. That’s a possibility. I say we get him to say “douchebag” to see if he’s from Jersey
Melanie K, that’s true, but it’s the combination of the two. Besides, New England is one of the few parts of the country where playing baseball doesn’t make you look like a loser
@Glitchmaster360 I was pointing it out for people who didn’t notice, not everyone is gonna stop to look at the reflection or his search history themselves
Me: My skin is clear the crops are flourishing and nostalgia is thriving. Wii Sports will forever have a special place in my heart. Jshlatt: lol MatPat
"I played baseball in highschool" Hm. Never would've guessed. Not in a million years. Definitely didn't know from the moment I saw the face reveal and thought "hm he looks like my brother in law who just so happens to have almost made it big in baseball before he threw out his shoulder and had to quit and go into real estate."
5:00 I don't know what's better, the massive delay between him yelling and his character actually throwing the ball, or his manic laugh when he strikes out Matt.
I'm pretty sure the wi-bowl isn't meant for left handed people and that's why it gave you carpal tunnel. I believe you're supposed to hold the button with your thumb not pinky
hey schlatt, i’ve been bingeing your videos on theweeklyslap and i just want to say thank you so much for making them. quarantine has been a bit rough so far and they’ve allowed me to chill out and forget everything for a bit. hope you’re doing well and thank you for everything 🧡
what are you guys talking about there’s nothing in the reflection idiots
no
jschlattLIVE what?
jschlattLIVE Schlong
you shut your mouth
Don’t look in the reflection please I’m begging you
“Girls can’t play Major League Baseball”
Pat: *Sweats Nervously*
YOU Deserve a medal
It doesn't apply to pat because she as become a man. Not through sex change, but her DNA is that of a man's now.
@@trinitrobenzene1760 fuck you
@@whatwinter?
@@lwilliams1280 h
“Abby don’t you have a husband to be divorcing or something”
Beef boss: *visibly sweating*
lmao
LMFAO IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE MENTIONING HIM
Little does schlatt know
yes I do.
Ryan Cleary he does, jschlatt is just the big candy company making ice cream yknow
“I’m gonna make the opposite of matt”
*makes matpat*
I mean he’s not wrong
Except for the gender part...
BlazingBlight No.
@@thisrecordingsessiontm3633 Are you saying MatPat is secretly a female?
BlazingBlight I'm just saying that you're wrong.
@@thisrecordingsessiontm3633 Okay then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“15-15? I could’a sworn it was 1-1” - jschlatt, 2020
Technically if you put it into fractions its equal
As soon as I read that he said it
@@glitchy1281 “I just learnt fractions in maths class”
I just noticed this, its actually the 15 30 45 scoring system
@@ajcF1 that's cool! Fractions are awesome in my opinion
Schlatt: "yes I'm a lefty"
Schlatt: buys bowling accessory made for righties
*schlatt
@@aisleyinns2436 thank you, scuppers, your reply is appreciated and taken to heart. As you can tell, I've edited my original comment as to correct my original mistake for the sake of not only my integrity, but my dedication to the fan base of such an incredible individual as sir schlatt.
@@Uh_Prolly your efforts are respected, sir.
sorry
@@aisleyinns2436 it's okay
Schlatt on the community tab later: “Thinking about Matt”
Thinking about Abby
I can’t tell a lie, he’s all I’ve been thinking about today
Platypus thinking about matpat
@@jschlattLIVE me too hun.
thinking about fnaf story line
“local man creates lesbian to fight black athlete”
I know that woman, won't stop hitting me with a fucking bracket when we were playing golf. Goddamn it Patricia!
"Just killed a woman feeling goood"
pyrocynical?
juntingiee basically but pat would make petscop 2
florida man
schlatt: "im gonna make the complete opposite of matt."
also schlatt: literally makes a middle-aged father with 3 kids who lives in the suburbs
Mat pat, literally mat pat
@@featherycoffee1401 even better
😂
*mother
Forgot to mention there trans
jschlatt does look like a guy who's played baseball for his entire life
He did say in the tribute to Mario kart vid that he was in a travel baseball team
He also said he went to haverd
He looks like leon kuwata
HE'S FOCKIN ITALIAN, COOKIN UP SOME SPAGHOOT AND PLAYING BASEBALL IN THE STREET. COME ON!!!
He does wear a Yankees hat all the time.
“Or, as the Chinese say” *proceeds to read Spanish*
Incorrectly at that
Not gonna lie he nailed that pronunciation
Yes, that was the joke.
Not spanish
Drew Beauchesne No that was Australian
• Played baseball in highschool
• Calls women “Broads”
sounds like a New Englander to me
Dogol haha I feel like I hear a little massachusetts in this man
AverageMike on his Twitter he keeps taunting the state of New Jersey. That’s a possibility. I say we get him to say “douchebag” to see if he’s from Jersey
Ok I understand the second one but like every US school has baseball
Melanie K, that’s true, but it’s the combination of the two. Besides, New England is one of the few parts of the country where playing baseball doesn’t make you look like a loser
@@g-magz9502 ive lived in mas my whole life and not heard a single person call women broads
Fun fact: the reason Matt was so easy to beat in tennis is because in tennis Matt is actually a beginner CPU
Whenever I see Matt I just remember Boxing….
He annihilated me
0:02 “james charles instagram pics”
11:07 look at the reflection in the bowling ball
simping real hard jebediah schlatticus
That was a joke and the punchline.
I would have not got the joke if you didn't say the joke again the comments thanks for sharing!
@Glitchmaster360 I was pointing it out for people who didn’t notice, not everyone is gonna stop to look at the reflection or his search history themselves
@@marmooz ok
This was one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done
Because he turned himself into a pickle
The ending was funny
Have you seen the one where he hung the baby?
@@dantem6617 That's by Far The Funniest
Other than Deal or No Deal??!!
Shlatt: "Ah golf, gentlemen only ladies forbidden."
Pat: *Sweating intensifies*
🤣
Schlatt: girls can't play baseball!
*says that while his character is a girl*
Well his gender is a female but he looks like a boy
Elisa is a bitch though.
@@kellistephens7047 that... doesnt change anything???
@@silvillie yes it does
*among us theme plays*
@@kellistephens7047 have you forgotten what year we’re in?
"Gentlemen only. Ladies forbidden. That's my kind of sport, baby!"
pat: Is a woman.
the sleeper agent
Matt Could kill Sephiroth and He's in Smash if You create an inmortal Mii
Pat is a pat
@@KingBowser77766 inmortality?
@@KingBowser77766 no Sephiroth will easily stab Matt repeatingly.
i can only imagine schlatt standing in front of a tv, yelling at it while playing wii sports
it would be much funnier if there was a facecam
thats our Schlatt
Nah, *poofesure*
Gotta love the James Charles insta pics search history, and then the reflection on the bowling ball at 11:06
i’m blind, what is it reflecting?
@@cerysruthevans it's reflecting a picture from james charles' instagram
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that notice this
Tsundori ah i should’ve guessed, thanks
@@cerysruthevans read if gay
Schlatt : *Playing tennis*
also Schlatt : *Volley-Ball references*
Schlatt: I've played baseball my whole life!
Also Schlatt: Ah, tennis, the only respectable sport
@Melancholy Mouse it ezzz what it ezzz
based pfp
"This sport is for gentlemen, no ladies allowed."
*While his character is female*
irony knows no bounds
Everyone get ready for the new arc that schlatts setting up, he’s planting more and more hints at his new character “GaySchlatt”
like the reflection of a james charles post in the Wi-Bowl
Bro this got more likes than schlatts post
Plot twist, it’s not a character
James Charels as the reflection on the bowling ball is killing me
Schlatt: "Yeah I'm a lefty"
The bowling accessory: "Am I a joke to you?"
oh wait youre right
KraZWhale No he’s left
@@tyleryes5030 you have sinned
Schlatt: “Yes I’m a lefty, yes I hate lefties, yes we exist.”
Me, a lefty: “Wha-“
Kabi *We hate everyone, even ourselves*
lefty gang gang
we are misunderstood.
Lefties rise up
Lefty gang rise up
Me: My skin is clear the crops are flourishing and nostalgia is thriving. Wii Sports will forever have a special place in my heart.
Jshlatt: lol MatPat
Schlatt: *Plays Wii Baseball*
Abby: *I'm going to ruin this whole man's career*
I'm getting deja vu here
Beef Boss would be proud😂
This video is basically about Pat and Matt’s underlying sexual tension for each other covered by the plot of sports
Haikyu.
Its like Schlatt and Wilbur expect its coverd by the plot of gaming
"I played baseball in highschool"
Hm. Never would've guessed. Not in a million years. Definitely didn't know from the moment I saw the face reveal and thought "hm he looks like my brother in law who just so happens to have almost made it big in baseball before he threw out his shoulder and had to quit and go into real estate."
Brooklyn Gregory
This has got to be the best comment
I mean yea
Oddly specific
is this real?
@@sipntea considering how oddly specific this sounds as it's been pointed out,it's more than a probable scenario
9:31 “I see a girl with a mustache ,that shouldn’t exist”
*slowly turns head toward the screen*
That is terrifying
I HATE THAT
You know me *she is stareing into my soul with her little hitler moustache, help*
N A N I ! ? !
13:44 I can’t believe jschlatt predicted the future
It seems like nobody remembers that he made his character a girl.
Girl or boy, schlatt is the champion
I don’t think even he remembers...
AwesomePow “girls can’t play baseball” i’m-
It’s short for Patricia
Rodman Foster major spongebob vibes
Schlatt: *Makes his character female*
Also Schlatt: *Makes it MatPat*
But hey, that's just a theory... A Schlatt theory!
I’m lost😐
@@Chse.a Then go find yourself
@@nyxie2877 that was oddly deep-
@@freshcarrots4188 Your soul is oddly deep.
I ruined the 420 likes
“Nobody is really talking about wii sports”
Poofesure: am I a joke to you?
I literally clicked on this video thinking it was a poofesure video and i heard jschlatt and im like... wtf? lmao
@@ravennalangbroek9704 SAME
"WE ARE TOTALLY GONNA WIN!"
*realization*
"holy shit elisa skill level 130 is playing?"
I love how Schlatt keeps forgetting that pat is a girl
What
Nevermind read that as mat
pat is ftm 😩😩
....wait....what
@@Boredartist08 yeah, when he did opposite he made her a woman, and she wears a skirt during golf
5:00 I don't know what's better, the massive delay between him yelling and his character actually throwing the ball, or his manic laugh when he strikes out Matt.
Nobody:
Schlatt: Buys a right-handed bowling ball for the Wii even though he's left-handed
He had the wrong console. He needs the Wi
If I see one more nobody: joke I'm gonna cry
Oh my god I just realized that. Holy shit I’m stupid
@@jschlattLIVE yeah, we know
jschlattLIVE how's the money laundering going?
*Pulls out bowling ball*
“As the Chinese would say,”
Starts speaking Spanish
Nobody:
Schlatt: Buys a virtual bowling ball in real life
The commitment on this man only to get laid
it was made for right handed people lmaooo
Imagine Jschlatt doing table tennis against Lucia. Now THATS content
xBreadGuy _ that bitch lmaoo
Ping pong? Bro he would be screaming-
I think you mean bitch tits
He’s getting mad at Elisa to
He also got mad at Elisa but he called Abby a bitch
At 12:12 there is Matt on the left hand corner he is always watching.
"james charles instagram pics" LMFAOOO
THE REFLECTION OF THE BOWLING BALL I'M DYING WTFFFFFF LMAO
Ellie o7 when he was showing off the bowling ball there was a reflection 😳😳
@@nicholasvalente6762 I just wanted to edit my comment because I just got to that part LMFAO I can't with this man;;;
Schlatt: “I did not intend to make mattpatt”
Also schlatt: *MAKES MATTPATT*
He is the only who can simultaniously whip and nae nae
That is the joke.
Thanks for sharing!
Reddit moment you may laugh now
You spelt MatPat wrong your career is ruined
@@someweegeeguy9035 You're wrong
Schlatt: “looks like hitlers in the bowling alley tonight”
Schlatt immediately after: “thats ok”
"I don't worry about things like that" XD
10:41 As someone who bowled for the Special Olympics. I actually want that Accessory
everytime jschlatt makes a jughkook joke my lifespan increases
nectarine i saw some people angry on twt cause of that lmao
schlockz how typical of them junglebook fans.
@@tony_5156 i read junglebook and it made me cackle so hard why
“Abby don’t you have a husband to be divorcing”
Beef Boss: *sweats*
Logan Sandeen yes
Ah I see you're a man of Wii Sports culture as well
Nice
Noah Slaughter I feel stupid cause I don’t get it
@@MattIs5150 It's a reference to another Wii RUclipsr called Poofesure, his main Mii is called Beef Boss. You should watch him, he's hilarious.
IS THAT JAMES CHARLES IN THE WI BOWL REFLECTION LMFAOOOO
keira I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT BAHAHAHSHSJSKKSK
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
Im confusion what bowl
@@siytz.w I dont know if this is a joke but the bowling ball made for wii bowl, called the wi bowl
Finally someone else who noticed lmao
As someone who plays tennis in my free time, I just love how Schlatt doesn’t know the score system.
Why does he sound like the steroid addict version of John Mulaney
you mean college john mulaney?
Maybe shlatt will one day tell the story of how he chased a woman down a train station
I think he's more the friend who had a secret room with stolen antique paintings from parties
he does
Speaking of John Mulaney, I hope he’s doing ok :(
11:12 anyone notice James Charles in the reflection?
Hotduken ye
4D entertainment
YES I WAS CRYING WHEN I SAW IT LMAOJSKSJSKSS
damn it i thought i was perceptive
Yea
"I'm gonna make the opposite of Matt"
*Makes trans Game Theorist*
LMAOOO
LMAO
LMAOOO
patmat
Canon
At 4:01 he sounded like scout dying from tf2 lol.
Thought the exact same thing lol
I was looking for this comment lmao
Abby: catches ball
Everyone having poofesure flashbacks
ABBY!!!!
A A A B B B Y Y Y!!!!!!!!!
Lily Stutz YES
“Abby, I really...REALLY swear to God here.”
*breathe in*
*” A B B Y Y Y ! ! ! “*
I was waiting for this!!
6:40 “juhg koop boutta hit this ball harder than he hit that taxi” NOOOOOO LMAOOOO
IM SCREAMING
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO NAWIOJTOAEHNITHNEAT
I don't get it
Rhythmless Roxby jungkook was in a car accident but it wasnt serious i dont even think it was his fault
lmao i somehow skipped this and if i haven't seen your comment i would not notice this local joke here....
Jschlatt: Or as the Chinese say:
*speaks spanish*
Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this
That's italian
bruh I noticed dat
@@evskyl nope. spanish. i speak it, it's definitely spanish 🕴
@@Anonydick welp my bad
The thought that Schlatt made pat after mattpatt is JUST A THEORY
A SCHLATT THEORY
“As the Chinese would say, *procceds to speak Spanish*”
procced
well i mean that's the joke
congrats, you've found the joke
11:08 This man has some explaining to do. He didn't like any recent James Charles photo on insta except this one. What is this lad trying to pull here
look @ his Twitter, he replied to a jc tweet and said "James watch out you're in the middle of traffic" now everyone is losing their minds
Elvrice wait i don’t get it
wow, this appeared in my recommended before it appeared in my notifications
same here
wack
same here
wack
W A C K
When you realize that the Wi-bowl sucks because it is for right handed people
"I did not just make Matpat"
-Jschlatt seconds before making Matpat
Schlatt, the wi-bowl is made for righties. You need the bowl-wi.
Jungkook Schlatt really do be back tho.
you mean jumbleshart
junglebook 😍
juhg,koop oppar 😍
jungcock
young cock
10:42 OMG SPANISH HI!
I love how schlatt says
“Golf? Girls not allowed gentlemen only?”
And proceeds to play with a girl
Schlatt "noones been talking about wii sports"
Poofesure: *exists but doesn't get recognized*
There's a reason for that.
@@quillllly no there isnt
@@inkboo_4293 He's the definition of loud equals funny. Honestly sometimes it is but that's ALL of his humor. He loses and then screams.
@@the18bittkid are you fr tomadachi life videos. If he hasnt seen them i understand why
The virgin poofesure vs the chad nicroveda
I'm pretty sure the wi-bowl isn't meant for left handed people and that's why it gave you carpal tunnel. I believe you're supposed to hold the button with your thumb not pinky
thumb?
schlockz You know, the weird hand extension. The one closest to your wrist
TopBongo but you put your thumb in the bowling ball, right?
@@schlockz3188 it only has 2 holes, it's just the design of the thing
Shadow Killer 147 ohhh wow i’m really dumb
11:50 damn that sucks to be lefty
is no one going to talk about the fact that James Charles Instagram was on the reflection of the wi-bowl...
Kira M he did it on purpose
Wait what
@@busterbaxter2589 i know :)
yeah I noticed 😂😂
@@busterbaxter2589 dude no way I couldn't tell
8:06 reminds me of the John Mulaney bit “You’re a little fat girl, aren’t you? No. SAY IT! I’m a little fat girl”
Yessss me too
"Can I go home on a plane now please?"
" Let's see if Southwest has any flights"
"Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare"
@@Acorn_lover NO, in fact, *we're gonna frame you for murder* and you're gonna go to jail for 30 years...
"They're screaming like I'm shooting up the place."
Schlatt is experienced in that kind of field
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 He's the man of steel after all
11:07 we can see ur admiration for james charles
Shlatt: "We have to make the exact opposite of Matt"
Matt: Left handed in baseball
hey schlatt, i’ve been bingeing your videos on theweeklyslap and i just want to say thank you so much for making them. quarantine has been a bit rough so far and they’ve allowed me to chill out and forget everything for a bit. hope you’re doing well and thank you for everything 🧡
that sums it up
Amen still
Wholesome and blessed
He liked your comment incase you didn’t notice :)
I’ve got learning disabilities and I read bingeing as "beninging" for those you don’t know I’ll post the link 😂
jschlatt: "I guess I have to train boxing now. I have to defeat Matt"
Me: "rivals to lovers story"
I have the superior spelling of Allen
@@marshmallowallen5677 Allen is so common, name one Allin besides me lmao
@@scrambledEgg69 *nervous sweating*
Battle of the Allin/Allen’s, who will win this battle? /j
@@ill_insect not the Alan’s that’s for sure
schlatt pretending spanish is actually chinese is the funniest thing I've ever seen lmaooooooooooooo
You absolutely love to see all the content that Schlatt has producing lately. Like, for real, it's really improving my quarantine tenfold.
"I was a baseball player in high school so this should be a piece of cake"
*gets destroyed*
Not to mention he couldn't hit a 60 mph fastball when the irl comparison to it is like 30 mph
Also called Tennis the "only respectable sport"
I never thought I’d hear the phrase “Hitler is in the bowling alley tonight.”
1:51 Matt Pat will kill Matt... **looks at Matt Pats name** **Realization**
Schlatt: No one's really been talking about Wii Sports
Poofesure: Hold my Toad Wii remote with Wii Motion Plus inside
Don't forget the yoshi one too
Alternate title: Pat beats the shit out of Carson mii, screams at a remote for 10 minutes, and reads Chinese
“juhgkoop boutta hit this ball harder than he hit that taxi” LMAOOAJDJAKDJAH
What happen to the jungle book with the taxi also unus annus
@@fred_______ homeboy had a car accident involving a taxi oops
@@esme7099 oh dang hope he was okay
the way i wheezed lmao idshfjajfjagllagfl
BRO 😭😭
The way he said’’FUCK! IT’S MATT!’’ 🤣 and the way he was banging his table or something, it’s so funny as fuck, thank you shlatt 🤣
juhg,koop has my entire heart
The beginning: Matt doesn't stand a chance
The end: Matt basically defeats Schlatt
DON'T SPOIL ;-;
Imagine you are this man’s neighbor and you just see him swinging at the air while yelling angrily lmaooo
11:06 SCHLATT YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT JUST GLOSS OVER THAT
Jschlatt: i havent heard anyone talk about wii sports
Poofesure: *sad beefboss noises*
Beefboss reloads gun
Educate my poor ass on who beefboss is, pwease.
6:55
*very sad beef boss noises*
nicroveda: sad Conway noises
Poofesure needs to make better content that isn't screaming for ten minutes
He seems like the guy who trash talks everyone at games but he's actually worse then everyone else
sounds like me
He is
He's that Xbox kid that bullies other players when his KDR is -10.0.
CaioDosgames best way to put it
Yeah... you just described me
"dont you have a husband to be divorcing" - schlatt 2020
Poofesure Imao
rip beef boss
4:00 No ones gonna talk about how he did the tf2 scout scream perfectly?
11:13 the AMOUNT of detail this man puts into his content is incredible.
I know, what kind of mad lad plays with a bowling ball?
The Wonder Devan DiPiazza WE ALSO MAKE WII SPORTS CONTENT WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS NIGGA ruclips.net/video/mi5j7tnBM-4/видео.html
james charles instagram in reflection lmao
"hi james"
Like his previous google searches at 0:01
Jschlatt videos are like my dad. Only coming every once in a while and leaving after 10 to 20 minutes.
😔
Relatable
Oh what the fuck
8:04 100% has the same energy as
"you're a little fat girl aren't ya"
"No"
"Say it!"
"I'm a little fat girl!"
ah yes john mulaney 😌😌
Was waiting for this comment 😂
@@hollyhunter4223 here it is :))
I’m in schlatt’s nightmare… I AM schlatt’s nightmare…