@@therealmiriasu i think it was a bit when they pan over to where it was parked u can see cars in the other end of the parking lot, like they moved their cars to the opposite side
ummm ackshually ✋️🤓 protagonist and antagonist aren't synonymous with "the good guy" and "the bad guy" but rather, the main character of the story, and their main obstacle. But I can see him being in his own way so you're still completely correct
Fun fact, I was in the general area of the ball park. I went up to say hi to “Schlatt”. I got a picture with him and asked if he truly was the maniac of Austin, Texas. And then he took his 32 inch gunner and bashed my teeth in. He then proceeded to drug me, take me to his basement and put bruises on my back from the baseballs, and broke both my arms with his maniac. 10/10 experience❤❤❤
Also look at the way he throws the ball vs everyone else. That's a guy who played catch before every practice and game and it's engrained in his muscle memory how to throw a baseball.
It sure is nice to see “Schlatt” get to go out and have a “nice, wholesome time” with his “friends”, much like he did with that small New Hampshire village in 1999.
I think they did it for content. At least if the stuff in the video is in the order of what happened. Because in the part where they were spitting sunflower seeds at each other around 13:00 the car was still there, along with any point that the car would be visible (IE camera is pointed to the lot, little motion blur and not blocked). The sunflower bit was also after the leg injury so I assume they were winding down after that.
He had mentioned that he played it in his youth and in high school, and it's one of the main reasons he is lefty (though that one could be untrue or dramatized a little bit). His swing especially looked decent considering he hadn't played since high school
Wake up, Schlatt. You've been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we've been trying to wake you up ever since. This "copypasta" is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home, we love you, Schlatt.
I kind of find it funny that, with all the crazy stuff you can watch on RUclips, it’s just more enjoyable to watch a couple guys play some casual baseball.
It's amazing to watch "Schlatt" play some "baseball" and injurying his "friends" harder than the people he "injured" back in 1999 during "the incident"
Well it was probably one of the few open fields near him, cuz most little league fields and softball fields have really short fences, ans the longer fence fields are blocked off to the general public
One time I met schlatt and he shattered both my legs with a baseball bat, hes such a great guy for taking the time out of his day to interact with a fan! Thanks for the several medical leg reconstructions and amazing experience meeting you! 🙏❤️
I had just woken up sobbing nd crying in my sleep, hadn't stopped till I decided I'd distract myself on RUclips. Seeing Schlatt the man with a new video had helped cope temporarily, I've even let myself give a little giggle throughout the video. Much Love big man, thank you for all you do for us, for things you don't even know you're helping with 💙
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Got a little PTSD after seeing Schlatt with a bat in his hands....the last time that happened back in '99....
Poor poor family
They still haven't been found
@@danielhayes5430 they are talking about the other one
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@@danielhayes5430 no the other family
I will never forgive you for what you have done.
yumi??
why did you like your own comment lmfao
Sup’
@@noahvanduuren8362 Why are you asking a person on the platform why they used a feature of the platform and not the questioning the platform itself?
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It's kinda Scary how you could see Ted Nivision hiding in the trees carrying a baseball bat looking at Schlatts knees
Classic Ted!
@quicktoorage yep
Ted is known for his serial knee breaking people with a baseball bat
@quicktoorage Yes
what
he prob took the cars
“theyre towing you”
“ah that was a funny joke, scared me for a sec”
…
“your car is gone”
So wait did it actually get towed or was it a bit? I'm kinda new to the Schlattverse
@ItzMiriasu you never know, it's half the fun with him
@@lloopybook Trueee
@@therealmiriasu i think it was a bit when they pan over to where it was parked u can see cars in the other end of the parking lot, like they moved their cars to the opposite side
@@rayraysquid ahhh gotcha
Schlatt is the protagonist, comic relief, and the antagonist all at the same time.
Never forget the anti hero as well
He’s like Bender but more comic relief.
perfectly showcased at 3:33 where it all happens at once
@@apolloisnotashirt less*
ummm ackshually ✋️🤓 protagonist and antagonist aren't synonymous with "the good guy" and "the bad guy" but rather, the main character of the story, and their main obstacle. But I can see him being in his own way so you're still completely correct
My favorite part was when Ted Nivison suddenly appears and breaks schlatt’s hand with the bat.
He was the one that towed his car
I'm only 3 minutes in, and I'm already looking forward to the rest
I have been lied to
@@broname8849 it was a reference to a Chuckle Sandwich episode (no clue which)
@@robbe2647 all of 'em
Fun fact, I was in the general area of the ball park. I went up to say hi to “Schlatt”. I got a picture with him and asked if he truly was the maniac of Austin, Texas. And then he took his 32 inch gunner and bashed my teeth in. He then proceeded to drug me, take me to his basement and put bruises on my back from the baseballs, and broke both my arms with his maniac. 10/10 experience❤❤❤
I want to experience this
@@TheBiggestBruh It's a great experience
the gunner is actually a nice bat tho. Not in 31 inch unless you are 2 foot seven though lmao
@@whitecoffee1427 well he told me the exact measurements of all his weapons…I mean… toys…
@@thatonememer69 lmao
12:16 Dude said “I hope I don’t hit you” then full strength sends the ball straight into Yumi
I didn’t know he could actually aim like that shot caught me off guard
Schlagg's swing is genuinely impressive, dude really wasn't lying about growing up with baseball
Honestly as someone who also played a lot of baseball growing up, his swings and his pitches are on point.
@@sk3l3tor416 fr the scoop he did was clean too
he didn't spend all that time playing on the wii with his baseball buds for nothing
Also look at the way he throws the ball vs everyone else. That's a guy who played catch before every practice and game and it's engrained in his muscle memory how to throw a baseball.
Makes you wonder what else he isn’t lying about.
the power with which schlatt hits these balls is terrifying
Fastballs melt steel beams
he had a lot of experience from back in '99
there has been a lot of time to practice back in '99..
he's used to it
You couldve said "The power with which schlatt hits balls is terrifying" and it wouldve been correct
schlatt just spitting the seeds at people is a mood 😭😂
Just wish he showed them how to fling seeds
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@@rokerpow7803 fr lol
@@rokerpow7803lmao fr
"It matches your eyes"
"It matches what I've done."
That poor family...
don’t ever play with this guy
and dont ever become his enemy, otherwise you might suffer a series of incidents he caused back in '99
hi sofbilly
It’s awesome to see you were having “fun” with your “great” father playing baseball as a “family”
hi sofbilly
lmaoooo
Schott has such very good friends who definitely weren't persuaded to going there
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The fact that Schlatt is actually good at baseball is the most New York thing and I'm here for it.
Schlagg is a baseball genius he literally positioned his stance perfectly to hit him in the leg
It sure is nice to see “Schlatt” get to go out and have a “nice, wholesome time” with his “friends”, much like he did with that small New Hampshire village in 1999.
That, poor, Poor family
@@davidproductions1974 my cousins lived in that village, thank god schlatt finally cleaned it up, they were annoying
what
I remember those days in Hampshire. I was eating at a Denny's when he...the big "man" came in. 24 years later, I still can't shake it from my head.
I was there when he "visited" Detroit not two months after. So many lives in an instant...
watching schlunk do something he actually likes is actually refreshing
I do wish we could see him pitch tho, since he had talked about his pitching a lot, would be cool to see what mph he topped out at
Fucking schlunk??? Wtf😂😂😂
Actually
@@dudemanofdude i mean if it was just high school i would assume like 70/75 tops
@kpenis17 true, though I mean, most seniors throw mid 80s at least nowadays
Schlatt's attention to physical comedy always makes me laugh, His comedic timing is fantastic, adore this man in a not parasocial way
Schlatt seems like the really cool uncle that gives you nerf guns and sugar at the family christmas party
This is the chaotic shit I need in my life
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@Seriously? How???
@Seriously? Man shut your goofy ass mouth, you don't what the word even means if ur saying it like that
@Seriously? Funny you say that while being subscribed to Steven Crowder lmao
@@EchoTheGayOne bro really went through his subscribed list. 💀
Love the speck of dust throughout a majority of the video, it really adds to the quality. Keep it up!
Im pretty sure its spit from shlagg's sunflowrr seed attack
This knowledge only makes it more obtrusive
I had a strong urge to clean my screen the whole time
@@Gandhi_Physique wiped my screen off twice before i realized lmao
the scrunchie on his wrist means so much to me
you mean so much to me
Schlatt is so evolved he can see scents. As chronicled at 4:12, "Look at that smell, look at that smell."
11:16 the way Schlagg casually catches a comebacker is what gets me
The way I kept replaying that shit
@TheSportsGuru yeah lol. They're treating it like he hit it like at least 80 mph, that shit was 60 at most
@@dudemanofdude 🤓
@@dudemanofdude Yeah I think the catch at 7:18 was more impressive, and still wasn't anything wild, but he did it with very little effort
@@dudemanofdude average schlatt fan has the hand eye coordination of a retarded mouse so of course they think that's impressive
It's so nice seeing schlatt take the day to play ball with his sons
Pretty sure this is Schlagg, but the sentiment still applies
Its a proven fact that everyone from new york automatically knows how to play baseball
I like how schlatt is just casually hitting ROPES, like DINGERS, like ABSOLUTELY BOMBS
On a 250 field with slower than bp pitches? I would hope so
youre such a fucking nerd lol
9:04 i love how caring "Schlatt" is in this clip
Incredible acting by “Schlatt”
12:25 also
Bro, for some reason I fr dodged it😭
It felt like a video game cutscene where an ally is getting you back on your feet
7:16 the casual grace that he catches that ball with is beautiful.
That is pretty normal after a weak popup
i like that schlatt does whatever tf he wants to the gc because he knows he has no consequences to any of his actions
sounds a little sus when u put it like that
Something very peaceful about watching Schlatt and his sons play baseball.
The fact that they actually got towed kills me😂
I think they did it for content. At least if the stuff in the video is in the order of what happened. Because in the part where they were spitting sunflower seeds at each other around 13:00 the car was still there, along with any point that the car would be visible (IE camera is pointed to the lot, little motion blur and not blocked). The sunflower bit was also after the leg injury so I assume they were winding down after that.
@@explosify5035 inspector gadget over here
@@explosify5035take your autism elsewhere
4:11 "Schlatt" touching and smelling balls gives me life, "they call me the maniac of Austin, Texas" is pure perfection
i have a feeling youre from braking bad
@@tacos300l teah, but i just can't put my finger on it
are you from braking bad
why is schlatt in quotations???
@@cyncxdthe kid named finger:
I love how when Yumi got hit the first thing he said was "I gotta go to foot heaven and get a replacement"
"And why is he limping?"
Boy, you do not wanna know what "Schlatt" did last night.
I’m deeply in love with this man
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Fax
Which one, there are like 5 in this video 💀
Least parasocial schlatt fan
Gay ass
"It matches your eyes"
"It matches what I've done." Yeah we know
I think the biggest part of the video is that at 6:44 it's revealed that Schlatt has Life360 which means he is *actively* tracking his friends.
Schlagg really knows how to handle balls, I'm impressed.
Schlatt actually knows his baseball. Knowing the drop 3rd strike was so unexpected. Big ups big guy
He had mentioned that he played it in his youth and in high school, and it's one of the main reasons he is lefty (though that one could be untrue or dramatized a little bit). His swing especially looked decent considering he hadn't played since high school
9:04 That was such an amazing Wattpad moment of Schlatt I’ve ever experienced please do it again.
Gonna write that down on my sticky notes
@@writerintherye Hang it up on your wall for the world to see my friend
Schlatt hit the big league chew so hard at 2:05 I thought he put on the handsome face filter
No one:
The smudge on the camera: ⚫️
“Look at that smell”- Lil’ Schlugger (4:12)
50 seconds in and im already laughing i love this guy
"I'm not going into foot heaven schlatt"
How do you have 2 top comments
"why is he limping"
I’m now a shlaggot for life
Watching them do this feels like the beach episode of an anime 😭
This type of content is so refreshing. How often do people our age actually go out and do something like this? Hoping to see more
Love the reaction vids bro!
@@brockly6434 ty ty man
Because most people can't afford this shit for fucksake
So glad skatt is getting out and recovering after his injury from the shootout 3 weeks ago
We dont talk about the orphanage incident around here.. you best learn quickly before "jshart" finds out about your existence.
Wait, he did another thing. Wow, what did he do this time
April 9th.
RIP to the 15 woman
Schlatt walking around the store making vague threats is just 👌
Kicking my feet in the air when shlagg hits the ball into the void 🤭
"Nick you're so slow and fat" actually killed me.
they're jealous of his luscious behind
Even from the very beginning at 1:40 I was laughing so hard. "Really? What channel?"
Great video. Very chill, very fun, and made me genuinely smile
Damn this is nostalgic, haven't played baseball in years.
It's nice to see Schlatt just playing a good game of ball with the boys.
Schlatt is slowly looking more and more like that turbo handsome photoshop of his face
Imagine working and seeing schlatt come in, buy a gunner bat, say watch the news, then leave 💀
9:04 had me freaking jumping out of my seat....
I literally dodged to the side lmao 💀
Wake up, Schlatt. You've been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we've been trying to wake you up ever since. This "copypasta" is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you.
Come home, we love you, Schlatt.
I legitimately love this, keep it up Schlagg
The power that Schlugg was hitting with that bat is terrifying
And hot
There wasn't much since the pitches were extremely slow
@@dudemanofdude 🤓
schlalalalalalalalalatt
This has been my favorite video in months. I would love to see more content like this with the boys on Schlagg.
This has to be one of my favorite videos from him Ive seen it like 5 times so far
Schlitt really knows how to handle balls.
Seeing him enjoy himself and popping off warms my heart🖤
I love the smudge on the camera. It's my favorite part
the image of Schlatt limping his way into Foot Heaven will forever live in my brain
Schlatthei Ohtani
11:31
"it's so much shorter than it looks!"
shlagg: "oh i've heard that"
I love this wholesome type of video, seems so genuine with schlatt just hanging out with his friends 🥹
love watching schlatt struggle to not break character
Love the Sandlot theme in the background
11:29 flawless Ted nivison impression ☺️
Finally, something other than a reaction! Thank you Schlatt!
"you tell no one about that" best quote ever
I legit cleaned my phone and was still wondering why my screen was dirty 💀
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Yumi and Schlatt is such a good combo
I kind of find it funny that, with all the crazy stuff you can watch on RUclips, it’s just more enjoyable to watch a couple guys play some casual baseball.
the fact that tanner still calls yumi "yum yum sauce" makes me happy
Unironically love seeing how quick Shlatt went to check on Yumi
that one guy watching the news "HUNNY I SWEAR HES GONNA BE ON HERE"
It's amazing to watch "Schlatt" play some "baseball" and injurying his "friends" harder than the people he "injured" back in 1999 during "the incident"
"GET THERE"
- My baseball coach
we need more videos like this!
0:45 He has been walking like this since the hide-and-seek video. The only thing that stops him from committing 1999 again is being a bottom
We need more of the group and Schlattle
It's nice to see schlatt in his element, handling balls.
Just by picking bats on name rather than performance, Schlatt ended up with the Warstic Gunner, which is actually a very good bat in BBCOR.
I swear Schlatt chose the smallest baseball park just to show off 🤣
Well it was probably one of the few open fields near him, cuz most little league fields and softball fields have really short fences, ans the longer fence fields are blocked off to the general public
One time I met schlatt and he shattered both my legs with a baseball bat, hes such a great guy for taking the time out of his day to interact with a fan! Thanks for the several medical leg reconstructions and amazing experience meeting you! 🙏❤️
How are none of ya'll questioning "Schlatt" telling his fellow lizards to "Look at that smell, my god."
I'm not surprised that Schlatt is athletic but I just wouldn't have come to that conclusion on my own
4:11 "Look at that smell." Jschlatt -2023
Glad to see schlibadibadingdong having some quality time with his friends!
Schladabingschladaboom
We need more videos like this
when isaac started running at 7:25 i lost it
I had just woken up sobbing nd crying in my sleep, hadn't stopped till I decided I'd distract myself on RUclips. Seeing Schlatt the man with a new video had helped cope temporarily, I've even let myself give a little giggle throughout the video. Much Love big man, thank you for all you do for us, for things you don't even know you're helping with 💙
I hope youre doing okay ♥
You doing okay now, mate?
9:08 ngl I expected this to be an ad transition ☠
Also tanner really swingin' like I was... playing tee-ball as a literal toddler lol
Schlatt taking daddy hacks as the starting pitcher
14:00 Ok unironically this is where my mind goes during worship someone please help how do I stop