Schlatt Goes Too Fast
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2023
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Schlatt goes to Circuit of the Americas and races a Porsche 911. Typical.
Special thanks to Porsche Austin, Hi Tech Motorcars, and our amazing instructor Iain Peebles for showing us a great time at COTA.
Edited by davisaur: / daviisaurr 
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@@UwU-sp9be yuh
"Schlagg's" Promotions are the best! They're so nice to have such a low survival rate!
Within a minute gang
Wait they added Greece?!
To summarize Schlatt drove really fucking fast and called us poor every chance he got.
Truly a blessing from our lord Schlagg.
of course this is the comment shclatt liked
Amen
It’s what I’m here for
it was like watching a rich kid go through drivers ed lmao
"Schlatt" wearing a 9.11 shirt when he drives a 911 is a beautiful bit of theming. The man is truly a poet.
While also being the car number 11 on the track
@@DubstepBoy1995 whilst also being secretly responsible for 911
@@saitama9994framed bin laden. osama would never do such a thing.
and someone needs to call 911
I fucking lost it when I saw him wearing it in public like it’s nothing😂
Schlatt pronouncing Porsche correctly is satisfying
I didnt even realize it was pronounced like that, been saying it wrong my whole life
@@sarahcalderone5373bruh
Finally someone says it right! Must be because of his German sounding last name.
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
It's one of those things that don't really matter tho
He's so good at taking instructions from older men. Must be all that practice he gets.
He got great instructions from every New Yorkers favorite person, Andrew Cuomo.
You can drive as fast as you want. But you’ll never escape the regret of ‘99
This joke just never dies does it 😭😭
he regrets nothing. The only thing he regrets is not getting rid of all the witnesses
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not even going at 1999 miles/h can make him forget
@@phoenics0912he only thing that dies are the victims of '99
"You know tik tok? I watch those." The most accurate description of his career, and yet that man sounded so perplexed.
Has to be the stupidest way of making money that guy has heard on that track. And schlatt knows that.
@@playdead1255 you must have not seen the npc trend on tiktok live
@@JessePinkman-kk1vethat’s shit gave me 40 brain diseases that killed my brain and all that’s left is just an ongoing battle royale of all the diseases in my skull
Can we collectively appreciate how good the instructor was at his job
bro it’s literally his job
@@fringster just because its his job doesnt immediately mean hes good at it you can tell he enjoys it which is why he puts the effort forth to be good at it, you see people working at drive thrus and they dont do good sometimes and thats mostly due to them not enjoying the job you typically do better when youre enjoying it
@@NinjaAirattac yea but if it’s your job, you’re meant to do good at it
@@fringster the concept of "uh it's your job" is beyond braindead and tells me you don't interact with people. Most people in general suck at their job or they aren't going to put in so much effort. If someone puts in effort to personally teach you and talk with you and chat like a regular acquaintance they are doing so either because they like their job or are passionate about it, or they are naturally that good. Appreciating people's work isn't a hard thing but saying "uh it's their job" shows that you have never been appreciated in your life.
@@KryoNaut Pov: libshart when they go to work and they have to do their job
7:24 "That's ok, not my car" lmao dude caught me off guard
thankful this was in a controlled environment, cant imagine the absolute atrocities this XL headed individual would cause if not.
take him to the autobahn
@@eshical4189 take him to the nurburgring
@@eshical4189do NOT
I think this is the only time I've ever seen him drop character completely and be completely serious. Was great seeing you have this much fun though. You definitely gotta do this again, which you can obviously very easily do because your bank account is particularly happy right now, especially compared to your extremely poor and not at all wealthy audience.
just watch the weekly slap to see him in raw form
Tf did we do why are you calling us poor Brad you dick
He talks genuinely on the weekly slap yeah
His character is also being dead serious. Its just serious about stupid shit versus being serious about serious shit.
Yeah it's a very different format of content to what schlatt usually makes, ngl it kinda felt weird seeing him do normal vlogs like these lmao
3:00 Money talks, Wealth whispers, and Shlatt screams.
The line 'money talks but wealth whispers' is actually fire as fuck
Thanks Schatt for always making my day worse. I will never forgive you or forget the great tragedy you caused in ‘99.
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@@Yooshii64w
@@orangejews150
STOP IT 😭😭😭😭
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schlatt is so shy and respectful around other people
lmfaoo fr it’s satisfying to see his more “weekly slap” personality around others, especially given the incident in ‘99…
Except that one time in ‘99
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wow schlatt isn't a obnoxious asshole to joe shmoe out in public? who would of imagined
yeah he's a bottom
As much as schlatt is a caricature of the stereotypical douchey rich guy, the man himself is probably the most down to earth millionaire I’ve ever heard of.
This video makes me realise how badly I want a 'Top Gear' style roadtrip with Schlatt and others
With a youtuber that actually races (like SuperGT) as a Stig
Congrats on mastering drunk driving, we're all proud of you Schloog!!!
Can you ever really MASTER drunk driving? I know people who have lifetimes of practice and only ever improve.
Just like anything else it takes 10,000 hours.
This is actually the coolest video I’ve seen from schlatt in YEARS
definitely alot cooler than what he did to that family back in '99
also the only video schaltt has released in years
what, you didn't like Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks?
this is schlagg, what do you mean
Not years the Wii one where he didn’t play Wii was sick
That last clip of him explaining how he gets paid is hilarious.
So interesting watching this from germany with our highways with no speed cap. Ive driven around 300km/h so many times, its really something different. Happy to see shlatt enjoying something after that terrible breakup with minx that had him in tears and doing tiktok videos for a year. Stay strong big guy
it also eats up gas like nothing imaginable
what car do you have as 300 is pretty dang fast is it like a 458 or sum
Did they actually date?
Let me guess you drive a bmw
"I've got a big head" "Looks that way", Schlagg was holding back tears for the rest of the day.
Seeing subtitle schlatt is so refreshing. Its the first time he has seemed genuinely happy about something in a while. The only other time you get to see schlatt out of his "character" is the weekly slap but he cant upload there as frequently as we would all want.
fr, absolutely loved this video. I would take these videos anytime against tiktok reacts, (that's not to say those are that bad, it just feels good to see schlatt enjoy himself).
"You know TikTok?"
"Yeah"
"I'll watch those"
"...okay"
The reason schlatt is so enjoyable to watch is just the authenticity of his personality. Love you Big Guy.
"easy for you to remember based on the shirt, we're car number 11" and incredible comedic timing on the pan
It’s nice to see someone genuinely have a fun time. Even a guy who makes fun of us for being poor the whole time.
It was fun seeing him become richer than all of us.
I want to see more of this. This looks like you’re having a shit ton of fun, but it also makes for really good content. I was fully engaged during all of the driving. But I also love cars and driving so who knows, I might be too biased.
I can only imagine the conversation that lead to that end sentence
“So how did you make enough money to be here”
“You know tik toks… I’ll watch those”
for once in schlatts life he was able to do something straight and we were here to watch it. Truly a wold changing event.
straight... like the edge of his blade back in '99...
@@EEEEESaladmanawayoh nooo 💀✋
Like how he changed the wold in '99
If I’m being honest I’d really like to see you floor a minivan or some typical mom car. I’d like to see how fast they can really go
Imagine schlatt doing the 24hrs of lemons in a shit box. Would be great content.
@@BigTendyTI second this, would love to see Schlatt do some lemons
There’s a pro race team in USA that uses a Honda odyssey for some wheel to wheel racing
@@MTN.S2K omg that’s fucking epic I had no idea
look up "2022 Kia Carnival Performance Review," I've driven this car around quite a bit and I gotta say it's almost unnervingly fun and easy to handle and speed in lol, it has almost 300 hp 😂
"i was able to shave off a few seconds on that turn and it felt really fkn good" god i love cars
Cant believe 'shlatt' made all these videos for us before his passing
Truly one of the youtubers of all time
I can't believe how nicer and friendly subtitle schlatt is compared to normal schlatt
All seriousness it’s awesome to see Schlatt do these once in a lifetime opportunities and have a very humble outlook on it. Well deserved brother.
Except the once-in-a-lifetime Monkey Balls incident, but it's understandable to lose your cool in a situation like that
Oh u can go to this track practically anytime off season there’s always some company hosting a track day sometimes with your own can sometimes u can rent a car
@@theo7340Yeah, I think it's silly for people to assume that racing is only for people who can afford supercars. I've been to plenty of open track days and stuff where people take pretty normal street cars on the track.
I love this video, great schlagg content. The guy guiding you seemed like a nice dude and the whole experience seemed professional. It's always awesome to see Schlatt outside of the character he's known for because he seems like a normal, genuine dude too. If anyone's looking for a fun car to use on a track as a toy like this, the Arial Atom is essentially a road-legal race car that drives like a track toy, might be a fun one to do next if it's available.
I can't believe "Schlatt" drove a "Porch" at "COAT"
RIP Schlagg, died while driving a 6 figure car in a racing track... His family and friends are still paying for the funeral and the damaged vehicle...
He cant die after what happened in 1999.
It's almost like he's still with us...
RIP "Schlagg", you'll always be in our hearts...
“Don’t do this hit on the highway on the way home” only while I’m drunk friend, only while I’m drunk
Straightest thing Schlatt has done since 1999, great job buddy. looking forward to the same in 2029 ;)
the instructor seems like genuinely such a nice guy
reminds me of what "schlatt" did to that elementary school fun run back in 1999
nothing happened dont bring it back
What do you mean nothing happened? I was there in ‘99
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I still can't walk
@@ayerooowntry harder
I thought schlatts curtains in the ad were the door to a storage unit😂 I was thinking wow he spent it all on this video had to move into a storage unit
„That’s okay, not my car…” 😂😂
glad to see schlatt has realised he can just do what he finds interesting, film it, and it still do well as a video
Yay a new schlatt video. I bet the comments will all be original and not the same joke repeated over and over again :)
Ha ha yeah right
just like those things he repeatedly did in '99 (sry had to)
@@CommonLoganist No you didn't, you took the time to scroll down to the comments, select reply to this specific one, type out the "joke" and the '(sry had to)' AND THEN had to click Reply, you didn't have to do anything yet you made multiple choices to get here
@@jareddare1564just like he spiced up 1999 eh?
@@theodorereyes9157 Just like how schlatt didn't have to do all those terrible things in 1999
I love how schlatt does stupid stuff that he enjoys yet he does so good for himself
This is such a awesome video. I was never really a car kid when I was younger but recently I’ve slowly started learning about anything and everything because of some experiences I want to try out in the future so it’s really cool to see videos like this. Awesome to see Schlatt just having the time of his life
it’s good to see schlatt having a fun time instead of reacting to tiktoks
I hope “Schlatt” had fun driving around.
Definitely not as much fun and pain he caused that family of four in 1999.
Subtitle Schlatt reminds me of dancing bacons, you just here everything but their voice yet it’s so calming while you read the subtitles
I’m so glad schlatt got the car to celebrate the events of 2001!
Unironically, I loved the addition of subtitle schlatt because it was so genuine. I really believe you could do more serious videos without acknowledging the tradegy of 99, similar to the old videos on jschlatt. Keep it up big guy, because it always makes my day! ❤
that dudes instruction was top tier, very calm and never overreacted. gotta check them out now
4:06 JAMBO IN THE BOTTOM LEFT
That "You know tiktoks? I watch those" part killed me
Love you shlatt always make my day better
*Worse
You're getting parasocial. Stop it man
What about 99
Honestly I'd love to see more motorsport content from schlagg. It's always really fun to see a beginner learn and work their way up, and schlatt literally does have the money to do motorsport all he wants. I wouldn't mind seeing schlatt do some family cup stuff, racing lessons, time attack, Miata racing, or y'know, whatever else.
A Schlatt driving channel would go crazy, just like he did back in '99
The session 1 driving instructor is really awesome
I wheezed when he said he was sponsored by Rise of Kingdoms
I will never forget what you’ve done “Shatt”
I can't believe schlatts twin brother schlagg willingly took up schlatts likeness to keep the image of schlatt going for his fans, truly an amazing man doing this for all of the fans, it's like the accident almost didn't happen🙏🤎
I just realized schlatt now gets to live through the terrible traffic of f1 race weekend in Austin now
Watching “Shlatt” drive the cars I fix for a living had me fanboying so hard icl
I really love these more chill videos where it actually feels like we're seeing the real Schlatt, just doing some things he's genuinely interested in. Don't feel pressured to do what the algorithm machine wants you to do
This was quite a wholesome video for schlatt its a shame all the comments are overdone jokes. Thanks for the video!
His whole career is based on overdone jokes 😢
@@victorhugosouza-xc9tcyeah fr 💀
They want yall to remember us the tragedy they faced
Schlatt is honing his vehicular manslaughter skills
I'm in love with these irl videos, its nice to see him out here having a great time and the outro was adorable.
I think its really wholesome that on the second lap, schlatt must have been so excited and fascinated about the race that hes adding his thoughts on subtitles. Really shows how passionate he is about this.
I do performance driving sometimes and seeing shalatt hit 155 for the first time was funny great job big man you did great
This was genuinely fun to watch I'd love to see another one of these
I love how this random fan clips channel schlatt -stole- purchased has just slowly become his vlogging channel
The instructor has so much charisma and a dad attitude, makes you want to love this hobby !
I'm gonna be real for a second, I love these vlogs you've been doing. Even if it's something mundane like the baseball vid or just buying stuff from vending machines, you still manage to make it super entertaining. This and the gaming vids you've been doing on Sleep Deprived have got to be my favorite content on RUclips at the moment. Keep it up man
money talks, wealth whispers, and that shirt screams billionaire
"The straights are the best parts" are the words of someone barely scratching the surface. Schlatt I would like to see you drive more
I love seeing schlatt in this types of videos where he's genuinely just enjoying himself and he doesn't need to stick to any meta like on his main channel with the tiktok reaction videos. it's really refreshing :)
i never thought id hear schlatt say the straight parts are the best parts
These guys are amazing! Went down to texas twice for these guys. They host driving lessons and track days with Audi R8s, Porsche's, and some lamborghinis. Amazing place and great people.
Genuinely loved this video. Would love to see more stuff like this. Cool to see you do something you actually enjoy doing
The ending was fantastic. "Ya know TikToks? I watch those" 😂 Schlatt really out here doing the hard work man
its nice just watching schlatt go outside and have fun, these are my favorite types of videos
I really love this. Very endearing seeing him enjoy himself genuinely
What took place in this video is the definition of "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" lmao
As a massive car nerd, this is exactly what gets me hyped up for summertime
i thought you said "as a massive cunt"
When he said let's park near this brz ithat went hard
Wow! I've never seen schlogg drive this fast since the incident of '99
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i love seeing youtuber unwind and be themselves and just have fun doing what they like, this is a good example of that to me
“You know TikTok? I’ll watch those.”
-Schatt, explaining his job
“Legend” says, last time Schlatt went “too fast,” somebody else was left going “too slow”
Real talk for a second. I know one day you’re gonna retire, happily rich beyond imagination, move off to the woods and spend the rest of your life in peace, and off the internet. But I hope you know we all treasure the time we have with you now Jonathan. Thank you for being you ❤
Not if the Feds catch up with him after what he did back in 99
Why did you use his government name like yall buddies
@@wrinkliestdogLMAO
@@wrinkliestdoglowkey just find the name Jonathan funny 😂 I always call him johnathan shlatt for no reason but ur comment was funny af
one of my new favorite schatt videos
I like how the thumbnail shows a Porsche 911, showing the tragedy Schlatt did in '99.
this might be one of my favorite shalack videos. free driving lesson, fun watch, and some true humility from caption slatt, even though we all know his bank account is definitely rotund.
This is one of the more fun and honest videos Schlatt has made, especially those subtitles. I hope to see more things like this in the future.
I wish schlitte drove the 911, would’ve been the icing on the cake
Getting car content from schlatt is the best thing ever! Looks like you are having a ton of fun and I would definitely be here for more. As for some cars you could drive next, gonna dump some random cars that came to mind. Any lotus, 1st gen m2, the new civic type r(or old), gt350r, c8 z06, c7 zr1, any other porsche, ct5-v blackwing, miata cup car. Personally I would be excited to see stuff like 1st gen nsx, e30/e46 m3, a classic alfa, shelby cobra(replica obviously) or an lfa(in my dreams). A lot of those are obviously impossible as I see them on dedicated car channels who get them from viewers or as a press car or some dealer. But those are just suggestions. Anything car related is always a treat no matter what it is. Most importantly have fun!
Schlagg is just trying to experience what it felt like escaping the cops back in '99
2:05 suddenly im a rich businessman entrepreneur!
Now we need the classical Schlatt drunk driving® crossover episode