Schlatt Being a Drunk Driver for 15 Minutes Straight
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2023
- schlatt being a drunk driver for 15 minutes straight.
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He truly is God's drunkest driver.
It’s the drunk crushers that get us in trouble.
He doesn’t make em like he used to
I'd say there were a few ahead of him, but they might not be around anymore
Good one
"so my sister opened her little hidey hole"
wtf schatt you are too drunk you should not be talking about that stuff keep it to yourself thanks
Truly nice of Schlagg to promote smaller people like Jschlatt. We need more people like him.
Sadly the world isn't as humble as Schlagg
Didn't Jschlatt take over the channel?
@@Jacob-qy8hd oh wait ur right 💀
You meant Truly nice of "Schlagg" to promote smaller people like "Jschlatt"?
bro really just stole one of the top comments in another video?..
I love how when he was cursing out the donation it IMMEDIATLEY cursed him back
Even I was bamboozled 😂😭 I was like oh hell no it just cursed back bro, the ai is coming to life🤣
Made me fall over laughing
Friendliest New Yorker exchange
I don't know for sure, but I feel like that was a very New York moment.
Made me spit out my tea😊
As he always says, "It's the drunk CRASHERS that get us in trouble. They set a terrible example for the rest of the drunk drivers who c- who can do- who-... i- and- and-".
😂
joe biden arc
anyway
stuttering like big ol joey bidnem
He drunk crashed irl
4:42 an excellent example of a perfectly timed dono
legendary
Crying xD
I've rewound it ten times, I can't stop crying
This mf a psychic XD
God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers
Match made in heaven
@@Bonk_RNliterally
Jeeeeez bud.
Lol
Sober + Schlatt = Schlober
Drunk + Schlatt = Schrunk
You’re welcome.
Schlunk 🗿
I love that their is an option to translate this to english
@@josephjefferson7208 It is funny
thats fucking funny
@@josephjefferson7208 its funny asf
I agree, Schlatt is indeed a drunk driver. I guess he just bribes the police.
Bro called lester
Actually, he seduces them 😂
He seduces them with his cat ears and choker, actually
He Seduces the police with cateara and neck collar
Schlatt: runs into one coming traffic
Also schlatt: "GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!"
5:28 you can tell by hearing his voice that he is clearly drunk and not playing it up for the camera
"I'm sawry when ya get out of the car, even if ids your fault- FACK"
Truly the greatest mind of our time
he somehow got a thicker new york accent
STAWP!
He sounds like Joaquin Phoenix
Normally I'm a "keep the small streamers small" guy, but this jschlatt seems like a good dude.
Yeah I hate small streamers
That fact that he keeps a bottle of jack Daniels by is desk is truly in schlatt style.
That was a new bottle, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe he just always has one on his desk and doesn't get a bottle for a specific stream
@@oftheHowl bro chill its not that serious 💀 Go Green btw Owen
@@oftheHowlTBH any normal human that has a draining job just has a bottle of booze in one of their drawers
I aspire to be as good a drunk driver as "schlatt" and even though I'm nowhere close to 21 I'll still practice. Thank you for inspiring me big guy.
Yes, my sister said she can't wait to get hammered at 21. I told she was starting too late. Been practicing since I was at the good ripe age of 9 💪
Practice makes perfect! Remember, you'll get pulled over a LOT while learning. Just explain to the nice officers about the process, and it'll be fine!
No no no noooo
😅
I would 100% feel safe in a car with Schlatt
4:52 PERFECT TIMING BRO! XD
9:50 “little yapping shit” is now my favorite sentence
what schatt describes it as: the tragedy
what chat describes it as: the comedy
I love how he said its the drunk crashers and I am perfectly fine while his truck is upside down
ngl the two planes on the highway coincidence is literally so fucking funny
Okay but the fact that his birthday is in between the death of the queen and 9/11 could not have been any better
Dude, the 3:44 pic is unironically really good, schlatt can pull off anything if he tried, really.
4:51 is PERFECT comedic timing 😂😂😂😂
Man, I miss the truck simulator vods. They were so much fun to tune into, fr. I genuinely have good memories of taking a break from doing stuff to tune into them and just vibe for awhile. I think Schlatt said he has some bigger stuff on the horizon for this year, which probably explains why we haven't gotten a lot recently, I'm excited to see what he has in store!
truly nice of Shlagg to grace us with the remembrance of his amiable habit of drunk driving.
"I'm drinking safety" he says as he's hanging upside down in the oversized truck at the curb.
The way the commenter at 4:51 knew Schlatt’s response and timed his own response right after it was gold
6:32 sir there’s been a second plane
1:34 she didn't didn't drop loot but I but she dropped a ton of experience
“Why is there a plane crashed on the highway?”
Utah has left the chat.
2:22 THATS MY COMMENT HES READING!!!! IN A COMPILATION!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
The “ohhh I’m so drunk” at 5:36 destroys me😂
8:58 I knew he was drunk as a skunk when he said 21nth
I think we can all agree that Schlatt can drink and drive while holding a stream without any flaws
Not only hold it down, actively be super funny and keep up with his gimmicks.
@@aslychair3096 truly a wizard
13:35 Funniest tts of the stream 💀
"I'm drinking and driving, but I'm doing it safely." - Schlatt, while sitting in an upside down truck
"If you ever get into an accident, whether or not it is your fault, the first thing you say is NOOOOO-"
-Jschlutt
5:13 In Canada because of how much us Canadians say sorry they made it so that saying "I'm sorry" in court isn't an admission of guilt^^
Schlatt embodies the “Discomfort Streamer” title and I love it so much
When I was around 14, my class did an excursion to a university called "TU Delft" (Netherlands). They had a (for the time) quite "immersive" simulation game to show you how hard it was to drive while drunk. And let me tell ya, now that I'm 21 I can say with full certainty that "drunk" at that university meant downing 2L of vodka because that simulation was insanely inaccurate lmao
So what you're saying is, you could go on one hell of a bender and be able to safely drive you and your drunk friends home? Count me in!
The scream at 13:12 made me die
2:11 I don’t know why but this one has me rolling lmao
took me a sec
HE HIT IT TWICE AND ITS TOUREAST LIKE THE EAST TOWER
This man.
This drunk man.
Is all we need in life.
12:20 that's awkward..
10:10 I love how JSchlatt owns GamerSupps yet he drinks GFuel on stream instead of his own brands product.
by god…he’s done it! he’s officially the world’s most drunk New Yorker (i hope Jambo is doing well💙)
schlatts american truck simulator streams were comedy gold
At least he's doing it in a simulator and not on the road (ever since 1999)
Get this man behind some wheels
I miss his drunk driving streams. Ive rewatched them all too many times
i would say we need more of this but that would just be feeding into his alcoholism even more
I remember sitting at the lunch table that day while eavesdropping on this group of girls next to me, and one of them was apparently in theater that day when some kid was on their phone checking Google. The guy looks at the news tab, sees the victory, and shouts "THE QUEEN IS DEAD" and for some reason it is still one of the funniest things
I have my driving test tomorrow, it's so nice of schlatt to show us how to drive :)
Edit: I failed-
Edit: Guys I failed again-
Same
I passed
13:25 too true
I don't really know how to explain it, but Schlatt has the most out of pocket laugh I've ever heard. Every time he laughs it just feels like he shouldn't be😂
You truly know Schlatt's chat is mostly children when he is like 5 mins into the story and they still haven't moved on from "21th?!" 😂
The recorded stream bit reminded me of that guy who recorded a stream in an attempt to have an alibi after he kill his girlfriend 🥶
He’s the best drunk driver there is. The drunk crashers cause a certain bias to be forced onto the drunk drivers.
God gives his toughest battles to his drunkest drivers
4:59 sent me omfg I love it so much
Schlatt is the person whose driving on the bridges in poly bridge
the video ive been waiting for. thank you
You can tell chat is 14 by how concerned they are abt the volume of alc he’s clapping his liver with💀
Wut
or.. that.. chat is older than that? And that they understand the adverse effects of consuming too much alcohol?
Spoken like a true alcoholic
idk man as a 22 year old he's only beating me by a little bit
5:06 cut it and u get a funny
the billboard at 3:49 is hilarious for this occasion
That was actually terrifying to see.
Schat is genuinely the funniest person I’ve ever seen
Love this video. One thing that stuck out was when he said saying sorry was an admission of guilt. In Canada, apologizing is not legally classified as an admission of guilt, was interesting to see that dichotomy in action.
LOL! Thank you for this, hilarious, subbing.
"Your entire online persona is the New York accent-"
Schlatt: "fuck you!"
"fuck you"
😂😂😂😂
4:20 currently watching on 9/11
Famous words from Bon Scott describing Jschlatt’s life, “I’m a special kind of drunkard, I drink to much.”
6:57 talking about something happening may 2022... Uvalde happened and they mentioned this.
The clip of him just smashing into the bus whilst discussing jack daniels is comedy gold 😂
I like how most of the donations are just asking Schlatt about his opinions on famous peoples death
this brought me great joy.
watching this on the 10th of september just makes it better
Schlatt raging while drunk is just me normally raging
This is my favorite compilation on the internet. Love ya big guy
You’re telling me you don’t close your eyes for long stretches on the road just to see how far you can get without killing someone” I thought I was the only one my guy😂😂
I had my first drink at 21. Had a wine cooler and then tried beer a few months later and nearly puked at the taste.
Then I bought tons of vodka and drank it without anything else
O shit i was 16 when i had my first beer
recommended i watch this today, glorious
These were my favorite streams to be a part of
Gotta love how Schlatt already looks like a Trucker.
Yet another Jschloarp video.
A good day to fluck around with my soul.
This man is doing the Lord’s work. God bless Schlatt
he's been a drunk driving for far more than 15 minutes
Was this a Make-A-Wish for jschlatt? I'm so happy you highlighted his small channel.
That JFK bit is gonna be my response to whenever someone asks for my theory.
I love at the very end Schlatt just dies from hitting someone
The most infuriating thing about this video, is how often he's driving in the passing lane.
From a guy who drives truck for real, I think I say this for everyone... GET OUT OF THE HAMMER LANE!!!!
You’d hate to see how he avoids speeding tickets. He drives on the vibrating bump thing because the in game cops can’t see you there.
So great of Schlatt to bring his streaming equipment into his big-rig. It's both a great way to pass the time and a great way for him to earn some extra gig money.
Most realistic crash I've ever seen
We need more of this.
“She didn’t drop loot I didn’t kill her!” How would he know?
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long
Dear Schlatt
A couple fridays ago I drank an entire fireball on my own at a party celebrating finishing 9th grade. Woke up with dirty as bloodied knees from all the times I ate shit and kissed the concrete. I also climbed up a lamppost by about 3 meters, ran around and performed stunts for random ass people. Went home and wrote a fucking poem about how fun it was to be drunk and my self-destructive pursuit of happiness.
Love from Albert.
The back to back fu are top notch!
Honestly, only shlatt can get away with having weapons and alcohol on camera and I love it
Why is he so much nicer when he is drunk?.
Some people who drink just get that way. It's really interesting to look at how one person can drink just as much as another but one of them will be all giggling and telling you how much they love you, while the other will either be crying about who knows what or turns into a massive dickhead. Shlatt seems like a good guy to drink with though.
They do too in economy, if it’s international, I remember ordering straight vodka on my 17th birthday. Shoutout Eva air 6:05
ok but that closing ur eyes on the road just to see how far u can go is so fucking real