I've tried typing a comment about this video, but all I keep typing is "I love you." I don't understand whats going on but even though I haven't watched this video yet, this video is truly one of the best videos I've ever not watched yet.
I think you’re the greatest person on earth. idk why I think so, bc I’ve never met you, but for some reason no matter what I’m trying to say, these words keep popping up in this order.. will u marry me??
"They said I'll need to wait another three months before i get the truck back, i guess the brakes, doors, motor, accelerator, trunk, brake lights, and like the whole thing is broke. also no autopilot yet. Love the truck though 10/10" type vibes
Increase Intelligence Spell works. You buy the spell, pay money for it, they tell you they cast the spell, and then you realize what an idiot you were to buy a spell from Etsy. Instant success!
What really amuses me to hell and back about that one is that there's a poem in my country literally about that exactly - only the guy's selling another guy apple seeds, claiming they make him smarter. It ends with the guy saying about how it did nothing and the seller replying "See? Smarter already!" That shit was written in the goddamn 1800s.
12:38 The amount of dark and unwelcome information you could find out from your friends by just randomly calling them up and asking them this question verbatim makes this ripe for a challenge. The BEST answer you can get is "no".
This is so weird, I thought Etsy banned selling spells years ago. Like, genuinely, in their ToS they had something along the lines of "no selling non-physical or digital goods or services" or something like that.
Digital Goods are still sold, people are still offering hacked pokemon and stuff like that. Maybe its officially banned, but just not properly enforced.
@@melcobelc idk cus in the UK at least you can filter by digital goods; I think with spells though, they're neither - they're a service. maybe services are banned?
I can confirm that bombas really does give out high quality socks to the homeless. I first discovered this company when I passed out about 300 pairs of socks to homeless people in 2020, no joke.
i was thinking of how unethical this is. they truly believe they’re taking another persons free will and see no problem with it. the thought of humanity having access to unregulated magic like in fantasy narratives is literally terrifying. the use of love potions would be a criminal offence.
These break Etsy's terms of service, which people get around be saying they're for entertainment, or they send you a physical object and claim that's what they really sold you.
If you really want to see some shit look up djinn magic, there’s so many magical items that supposedly contain a djinn. I found an extra special djinn egg once that cost I think like $50,000
i was into this stuff three years ago when i was going thru a rough time… and i found some of that stuff in my room and i was like that’s kinda crazy how much power i thought those things had. when what really helped me was therapy, my friends, and self-reflection/reading. but i was just grasping at whatever i thought could possibly help at the time. i do think there are people in that space that genuinely want to help but there are others that take advantage of really vulnerable people
This reminds me when my mother believes that certain minerals can absorb radiation from her phone. It’s like damn, people really believe in this fairytale shit?
I've been practicing occultism for over a decade. I think of it as a way of focusing and unlocking my mental power. Beyond all the layers of bullshit, there are a lot of intelligent people who have a serious interest in magick. Personally, it's been more helpful to me than years of therapy. It's quite complicated, and most people don't get far enough into it to find out what it's really about. Certain types of meditation, for instance, can take your mind to incredible places. Consciousness is very weird and poorly understood by science.
I knew a girl in middle school that cut a piece of my hair when I wasn't looking and ran away giggling. She always gave me bad vibes.. and now I'm 99% sure she used my hair for some type of voodoo spell, and I'm only now realizing it. Oh god. Well now I have someone to blame for my problems at least :D
If you're sincerely worried, I'd look up uncrossing spells or rituals. It doesn't hurt to look, and worst thing that happens if you give it a try is that it doesn’t work. But if you suspect something more nefarious or unsafe is going on currently, please tell trusted loved ones and maybe even the police if necessary. Good luck hon!
I remember seeing one of these spells on Etsy go for around $630, and the thing is it doesn’t even specify what it would do. It just described how awesome she is at being a witch lol
As an actual pagan these spells are bewildering. You don’t need to pay a witch, you could do magic with a rock and grass if you wanted, it’s so aesthetic to them….
Gotta love the little potpurri of self-declared "witches" in this comment section. So, which one of you's right? The Wiccans? The "pagans" (as if that word referred to one specific subset of beliefs lmao) - or the guy who claimed that the "love spells are forbidden" rule doesn't apply to non-wiccan witches? Or maybe it's Miss "My grandma was a voodo priestess" further down?
I also had the thought of if you got to pick which Greek God because all I can imagine is someone casting a spell on you, and then your leg gets all fucked up because they picked Hephaestus
Funny thing is, in the spiritual and witchcraft communities, love spells/potions are considered unethical because they violate the free will of the target. They are also said to be likely to backfire often because of that (spiritual protection from your spirit guides and ancestors). Usually, reasonable people will suggest SELF-love spells for yourself so you can get over an ex or a breakup like a normal person.
Nah that’s usually just the Wiccan reasoning, for example the three fold rule is something that only applies to Wiccan beliefs not everyone who practices witchcraft
chadchad: you can only have two grandmothers??? me and my long family history of divorce, who immediately assumed it was referring to the eldest of 4 grandmothers: huh
@@TeaUnicorn Grew up just never questioning that I had a whole extra set of grandparents who were always super nice, but only ever took my sister to stay with them, and always got her way cooler Christmas presents…
When someone says they only have 2 sets of grandparents it makes my brain short circuit for a bit until I remember you don't have to get divorced after you get married, and that it is in fact not normal.
6:05 some people are so childish, naive and/or self centered that they really think "I like this person so much that I don't respect their decision or autonomy" and "I care about this person so much that I am going to take away their ability to say no" is an acceptable mind set (even though the spells are probably BS, the fact they are even trying is crazy). People like that truly do not know what love is and they will never find out if they continue to objectify the people around them like that. WILD. I know someone that has probably tried these "spells" and they, at the time I knew them, were a obsessive enough about me and the people I dated that my family thought she might be a dangerous person.....so. Not everyone is like that person but if you are into this love spell sh*t stop while you still have a somewhat level head on your shoulders.
„Probably BS“? You’re giving them a lot of credit. Personally, if I could literally do magic I would be selling my services for 3.99 on Etsy but I can’t imagine that anyone else would be such a bad businessperson.
really deep down a lot of them arent just naive and self centered theyre INSECURE. They feasr being alone or rejected more than they fear being abusive. I used to know someone like this and they GENUINELY BELIEVED their delusions that this guy loved them, he just wouldnt show it.... the scary part is it isnt outright cruelty or selfishness, the people doing stuff like that lack self awareness and yeah maturity. And I dont believe in this stuff but I do believe in energies and that shit is inviting some BAD energy in. youre right, someone willing to do stuff like this WHO BELIEVES IN IT usually has other signs of breaking boundaries or being abusive or dangerous. Im sorry you had to encounter someone like that
Truly love when Chad Chad exposes me to something I had no idea existed and then turns it into a very funny video with multiple little sketches in it! Love all three hair styles too!
12:15 Can confirm, if someone says they love you as much as or more than dried mango they do,truly love you more than you could ever imagine (they probably still like the mango more though)
THANK YOU. I've been documenting a few of these scammers over the years. No plans on what to do with the info because it's nigh impossible to report shops/products on Etsy 🙃 Worse yet are the shops selling questionable and downright illegal animal parts.
I was really hoping she was going to do the scene with the diamond skin “ 🤨 say it” “👩🏻 Vampire” …. “🏃🏃🏃🏃🧛🏃🏃🧛” 🤣🤣 god the TikToks get me still about twilight lmao the movies are hilarious fr. I decided to read the books for the first time since I was like 16 as an adult now and 👀 my god how clumsy she wrote Bella in the book and how many times Edward is like “you are such a dumb a** for being near me” …. Bella following the guys back thru the woods but she’s so dumb and clumsy she tripped and fell on the ground. 😂 bro could we not have dialed back the insane things a little bit. The one where he’s been watching her sleep and she’s just like “🥰 aww he’s so cute” girl you just met and he’s been breaking in and watching you sleep lmao
THE EDITING!??! Chad Chad is pregnant (with 2.79M children that all sleep on galvanised square steel and a mattress from her aunt)and she always delivers ‼️‼️‼️
I'm now thinking of a vampire Hulk smashing through a wall and being blown back by Buffy the Vampire Slayer-style rules where vampires literally, physically cannot enter without invitation. (I know that probably isn't how it would work, but I'll abandon physics for a fun mental image.)
It's really hard to trust someone who claims they have the supernatural ability to control others' thoughts and actions. Because they're either lying or telling the truth about that.
Been having some pretty rough days lately and an unfun medical diagnosis, but thanks for the laughs, Chaddest of Chads. Also your hair looks great, purple is the best color, and I'll sleep better tonight knowing my libra blood is a deterrent for at least 1 vampire.
as a witch i cannot stand people like this 😭 i don’t trust people who only see a spirituality as an income instead of an art or a way to connect to the earth. also … most witches do not condone love spells (cause we don’t want to ?? control people ??? wild concept)
14:20 I genuinely can't tell if there was an intentional joke in the way her form drastically changed from 2 weeks prior. Yeah, the correct form does make it way easier to lift heavy things.
1:50 I was honesty was expecting this to be a transition for a sponsorship for some vpn that protects you from spam callers 😭 would have been soo smooth
@ Perhaps, but the statement of “five extra *heads”* is more reminiscent of the hydra’s whole thing than Medusa’s serpent hair, no? either way, we have spent far too long analyzing a bit my friend
@ “great Chad” is a title, not simply her name. I am merely showing reverence by not familiarizing myself so much with our queen that I refer to her by her government name.
Not the algorithm recommending this to me the week my whole workplace found out 2 people hired a wizard to cast a spell on our new boss so they would get promotions, and to curse the people they don’t like.
oh my god you just reminded me of when i was looking at coloured contacts on etsy (out of curiosity mostly, since it seemed like the kind of thing someone might sell there and i was looking for some) and there was someone selling.... a spell to change your eye colour. like, not a spell to make it _look_ like you had a different eye colour, or to make others believe that you had a different eye colour, but actually.. magically going in there and shifting around your pigments. like okay bethany i can get behind the magic relationship fixer-er (or un-fixer-er, as it may) but i dont think i want to put my physical body in your god given hands for a shot of your $5 AUD alchemy
I’m sure you’ve gotten this before but I have listened to so many different ‘real life issues’ storytellers like you for years now and just found you today, and your videos are so refreshing compared! Wonderfully curated and I love them! So entertaining and much needed flair to all these concerning issues I get obsessed to listening to on a daily basis 😊
The description of Etsy was pretty spot on! "Earrings that were definitely not drop-shipped, or a spell to turn all your enemies into dust. We also have cheese!" 😂
OMG Chad Chad My Queen you were the one i’ve been looking for all along, i was knee deep in Guac sauce until i felt this force take away my free will and filled me with endless thoughts of all your videos and now SUDDENLY found your jokes really funny you must be the one
As someone with a bad case of seasonal depression who loves the cold, the views in winter, the migratory winter animals etc, gotta disagree hard, despite how much those months suck.
Yeah I hate winter. I get depressed and have to deal with sometimes even -40 degrees Celsius. I’m jealous of all the people who actually like winter because they probably live in a warmer climate and don’t have to worry as much about frostbite (I lost the tip of my thumb that way).
"Bring back stubborn ex spell. I would rather die." You know this is why we love you. 🤣 Also, 13:45 I can't believe Josh snuck into your garage and farted.
"I'm just a girl" needs to stop being an excuse for evil deeds. Imagine a man you rejected SEVERAL TIMES hiring a spirit to haunt you... all so you'll sleep with him. Shit's real weird.
Even before the end of the vid I was thinking to myself how different this felt and how much I enjoyed it, of course I always enjoy your vids but this hit a sweet spot somewhere between wholesome and satirical. I especially appreciate the dedication to the scientific method!
At this point, if someone bought a curse for me on Etsy, I’d just thank them for the thought. That spell’s gonna get eaten by the curse that is my life like a bad juju appetizer. But hey, it’s the thought that counts. Also Scotland currency is the haggis and no one can prove me wrong. I won't allow it.
I'm all for the vfx! That vampire segment towards the end is the best, under 30 second, vampire movie I've ever seen. No long drawn out stuff. Just strait to the point!
good afternoon chad chad, this is your friendly reminder that you are a very cool person who is contributing neat and valuable things into the world. i am grateful you exist.
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Imagine if the Hulk's origin story was just that he was some guy who paid less than $4 to a witch on Etsy.
I mean spider-mans was a kid on a field trip who was to dumb to report a spider bite XD
I don't know the Hulk, but I've heard of She-Hulk. It's like a He-The-She-Hulk I suppose?
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
It was a slow week at the Maximoff residence and Wanda wanted to make a quick buck
That's actually a pretty cool sinopsis
just finding out through this video that you tried to put a spell on me....unsubbing....wow.....i'll just be here eating my dried mango
omg gabi hi!!!
OMG hi!
Hi gabi!!
omg i love both ur guys' channels
Gabi eating mangoes for her winter arc like a sigma
I've tried typing a comment about this video, but all I keep typing is "I love you." I don't understand whats going on but even though I haven't watched this video yet, this video is truly one of the best videos I've ever not watched yet.
excuse me? i love you? sorry I love you? sorry
I think you’re the greatest person on earth. idk why I think so, bc I’ve never met you, but for some reason no matter what I’m trying to say, these words keep popping up in this order.. will u marry me??
No one cares
Okay capital one
Good thing you're a Millionaire who is also a Detective with an Unlimited Balance 👁👄👁
4:15 "Didn't win the lottery but ended up in the hospital. 5 Stars." 💀
I need this embroidered on a sweater
Might be the best thing on the internet fr
Been sittin on this turd for awhile and finally pushed it out. Atta boy Chad
"They said I'll need to wait another three months before i get the truck back, i guess the brakes, doors, motor, accelerator, trunk, brake lights, and like the whole thing is broke. also no autopilot yet. Love the truck though 10/10" type vibes
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
Increase Intelligence Spell works.
You buy the spell, pay money for it, they tell you they cast the spell, and then you realize what an idiot you were to buy a spell from Etsy.
Instant success!
i bought 8 times i so smart now 😮
What really amuses me to hell and back about that one is that there's a poem in my country literally about that exactly - only the guy's selling another guy apple seeds, claiming they make him smarter.
It ends with the guy saying about how it did nothing and the seller replying "See? Smarter already!"
That shit was written in the goddamn 1800s.
@Schattenbalg I think I have heard a joke based on that same scenario.
But it works. I must buy it again!
12:38 The amount of dark and unwelcome information you could find out from your friends by just randomly calling them up and asking them this question verbatim makes this ripe for a challenge. The BEST answer you can get is "no".
I'm devestated to hear this thing between Capital One and you. I thought we were exclusive
Capitol One played us all, huh? 😔
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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@Reds_ofthedawnand lies on… top of lies
@Reds_ofthedawn it's a bot dw
This is so weird, I thought Etsy banned selling spells years ago. Like, genuinely, in their ToS they had something along the lines of "no selling non-physical or digital goods or services" or something like that.
Digital Goods are still sold, people are still offering hacked pokemon and stuff like that.
Maybe its officially banned, but just not properly enforced.
@@melcobelc idk cus in the UK at least you can filter by digital goods; I think with spells though, they're neither - they're a service. maybe services are banned?
digital goods are allowed, you can sell artwork and stuff after all
well crochet patterns are online digital products but i think it just depends on
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel..
I can confirm that bombas really does give out high quality socks to the homeless. I first discovered this company when I passed out about 300 pairs of socks to homeless people in 2020, no joke.
Not only would they take away your free will, they've demonstrated that they're willing to pay real money to do so! Fun!
No. This world is getting scary
@@Mehrologist always has been
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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i was thinking of how unethical this is. they truly believe they’re taking another persons free will and see no problem with it.
the thought of humanity having access to unregulated magic like in fantasy narratives is literally terrifying.
the use of love potions would be a criminal offence.
Only like 5 bucks tho
These break Etsy's terms of service, which people get around be saying they're for entertainment, or they send you a physical object and claim that's what they really sold you.
Not defending these witches but tbf Etsy is just Amazon/Aliexpress 2.0 nowadays. Not a lot of moderation and standards to expect from them.
lmao pagan fraudsters
That’s so scummy omg
That’s real shady!
If you really want to see some shit look up djinn magic, there’s so many magical items that supposedly contain a djinn. I found an extra special djinn egg once that cost I think like $50,000
i was into this stuff three years ago when i was going thru a rough time… and i found some of that stuff in my room and i was like that’s kinda crazy how much power i thought those things had. when what really helped me was therapy, my friends, and self-reflection/reading. but i was just grasping at whatever i thought could possibly help at the time. i do think there are people in that space that genuinely want to help but there are others that take advantage of really vulnerable people
It's spicy psychology to a degree. If you think you're lucky, you'll have a more optimistic outlook kinda thing
This reminds me when my mother believes that certain minerals can absorb radiation from her phone. It’s like damn, people really believe in this fairytale shit?
I've been practicing occultism for over a decade. I think of it as a way of focusing and unlocking my mental power. Beyond all the layers of bullshit, there are a lot of intelligent people who have a serious interest in magick. Personally, it's been more helpful to me than years of therapy. It's quite complicated, and most people don't get far enough into it to find out what it's really about. Certain types of meditation, for instance, can take your mind to incredible places. Consciousness is very weird and poorly understood by science.
@@bananawitchcraft You're insane
Your hair is so pretty!! The purple fits you so much!!
She clearly bought a quick hair color spell from Etsy
Chad Chad's glamours appearance is clearly witchcraft, always slaying ✨
very sus... >_>
Oh I didn't even notice the purple tips lulz. Her hair is always changing and always looks great haha.
SO TRUE
Their hair changed so much throughout the video oh my god
holding space for chad chad
Defy chadity
i'm not that chad (not really)
1k like 🥰🥰🥰
if you were holding space, your comment would have been " "
OOO WOAAAAHHH
Choosing death over an ex is so real
I keep finding "win lawsuit spells" while looking for ace attorney merch, every time i see one i just need to take a minuite and close the app
BRUH ME TOO 😭
Your an ace attorney fan? If you are, name every law
@@Unbelievablyunfunnywoah koishi komeiji touhou? in the chad chad comment section?
ACE ATTORNEY MENTION
I need this comment hanged up on my wall in a picture frame
Hiring a witch to make your problems go away instead of hiring a therapist lmao
As someone with intense social anxiety and autism the witch sounds like a much better idea lol 😂
some may argue that they are equally effective lol
@@allace8735 ayoo fellow ace also very true i have autism and crippling social anxiety too and would much rather hire a witch lmao
witch is cheaper
So we need a Therapy Witch your saying? 🤔
0:13 As someone who joined a pickleball league shortly after one of the greatest disappointments in my life…the hell?
Did it help?
@@lupakajsalisa3652 😭
@@lupakajsalisa3652it's pickleball, of course it didn't
@@lupakajsalisa3652we’ll never know…
I knew a girl in middle school that cut a piece of my hair when I wasn't looking and ran away giggling. She always gave me bad vibes.. and now I'm 99% sure she used my hair for some type of voodoo spell, and I'm only now realizing it. Oh god.
Well now I have someone to blame for my problems at least :D
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
make sure you get whatevers on you removed
@ville-c4u bot, and even if you weren't a bot no one would give a shit 😭🤚
did you end up dating her
If you're sincerely worried, I'd look up uncrossing spells or rituals. It doesn't hurt to look, and worst thing that happens if you give it a try is that it doesn’t work. But if you suspect something more nefarious or unsafe is going on currently, please tell trusted loved ones and maybe even the police if necessary. Good luck hon!
“my dryer won’t stop working, it works too much” is such a hilarious statement especially since it actually makes sense
"Is your dryer running?" Ala is your fridge? Except the answer is yes and I can't catch it
Truly a devastating day for all Libra's. Browsing the Etsy marketplace for spells that can alter my Zodiac sign.
I remember seeing one of these spells on Etsy go for around $630, and the thing is it doesn’t even specify what it would do. It just described how awesome she is at being a witch lol
Love that. Unabashed grift and confidence
Now the real question.. did she.. have purchases on that potion specifically?…
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
@@ville-c4u You could NOT have fixed her bro.
It's a spell that makes money magically appear on their account, iirc.
The transition in hairstyle mid video is what I live for everyday
I was confused why her hair was 3 different lengths, styles, and colors 😭
@@br1ang2 side effect of the spells obviously ✨
@@br1ang2maybe shes worth it, maybe it’s loreal
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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bro FOUR hair changes
As an actual pagan these spells are bewildering. You don’t need to pay a witch, you could do magic with a rock and grass if you wanted, it’s so aesthetic to them….
true
Gotta love the little potpurri of self-declared "witches" in this comment section. So, which one of you's right? The Wiccans? The "pagans" (as if that word referred to one specific subset of beliefs lmao) - or the guy who claimed that the "love spells are forbidden" rule doesn't apply to non-wiccan witches? Or maybe it's Miss "My grandma was a voodo priestess" further down?
@ what the fuck? Shut up. Let people practice their religions. Not every Christian practices the same.
@@Schattenbalg Be kind, bro
@@Schattenbalg what do you get out of commenting that?
I also had the thought of if you got to pick which Greek God because all I can imagine is someone casting a spell on you, and then your leg gets all fucked up because they picked Hephaestus
they pick dio and if you're a guy you're growing a whole ass infant in ur thigh
Hahahaha thank you for this visual lmfao
Great thought lol
Or you turn into a horny goose because they never specified "human body" and they picked Zeus
help omg this made me giggle
can't believe you have a poster of my favorite award-winning movie, alien cake! it absolutely deserved the 23 minute standing ovation at cannes
that's like, 87.297% longer than the length of the actual film
@@jfgibson73 thanks for doing the maths on that!
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
@@ville-c4u false
Real
Funny thing is, in the spiritual and witchcraft communities, love spells/potions are considered unethical because they violate the free will of the target. They are also said to be likely to backfire often because of that (spiritual protection from your spirit guides and ancestors). Usually, reasonable people will suggest SELF-love spells for yourself so you can get over an ex or a breakup like a normal person.
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit.🤪🤣😂
Nah that’s usually just the Wiccan reasoning, for example the three fold rule is something that only applies to Wiccan beliefs not everyone who practices witchcraft
@@godsire6217thaf could be said about every religion 🤷🏾♀️ don’t bash others beliefs just because you don’t understand it 🫶
Reasonable people will not suggest spells.
Opium of the masses - whether it's Wicca or southern bible-belt baptism doesn't matter.
@@Schattenbalgthat response is incredibly lacking in compassion lmao
BABE, AWAKEN, THE QUEEN HATH POSTED!!!
FINE MAIDEN, RISE FROM THINE SLUMBER 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@ChangEAreYouWatching2 Bae*
Stop.
@@shiina29?
chadchad: you can only have two grandmothers???
me and my long family history of divorce, who immediately assumed it was referring to the eldest of 4 grandmothers: huh
right like i have 8 grandmas 😭
@@TeaUnicorn Grew up just never questioning that I had a whole extra set of grandparents who were always super nice, but only ever took my sister to stay with them, and always got her way cooler Christmas presents…
My father also had 4 mothers and 2 fathers. Unfortunately the last one of them died a few years ago.
When someone says they only have 2 sets of grandparents it makes my brain short circuit for a bit until I remember you don't have to get divorced after you get married, and that it is in fact not normal.
I have like 6 grandpas lol
15:56 chadchad STOP attacking chappell roan
🎵 "she put her canine teeth in the side of my neck" 🎵
6:05 some people are so childish, naive and/or self centered that they really think "I like this person so much that I don't respect their decision or autonomy" and "I care about this person so much that I am going to take away their ability to say no" is an acceptable mind set (even though the spells are probably BS, the fact they are even trying is crazy). People like that truly do not know what love is and they will never find out if they continue to objectify the people around them like that. WILD. I know someone that has probably tried these "spells" and they, at the time I knew them, were a obsessive enough about me and the people I dated that my family thought she might be a dangerous person.....so. Not everyone is like that person but if you are into this love spell sh*t stop while you still have a somewhat level head on your shoulders.
„Probably BS“?
You’re giving them a lot of credit. Personally, if I could literally do magic I would be selling my services for 3.99 on Etsy but I can’t imagine that anyone else would be such a bad businessperson.
really deep down a lot of them arent just naive and self centered theyre INSECURE. They feasr being alone or rejected more than they fear being abusive. I used to know someone like this and they GENUINELY BELIEVED their delusions that this guy loved them, he just wouldnt show it.... the scary part is it isnt outright cruelty or selfishness, the people doing stuff like that lack self awareness and yeah maturity. And I dont believe in this stuff but I do believe in energies and that shit is inviting some BAD energy in. youre right, someone willing to do stuff like this WHO BELIEVES IN IT usually has other signs of breaking boundaries or being abusive or dangerous. Im sorry you had to encounter someone like that
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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@@btarczy5067 yeah I was being polite since some of those people are literally unhinged. I didn't feel like arguing with one lol
There’s this kind of being obsessively in love called “limerence” which might apply to this. Crazy stuff.
"sexy Libra wants to date you" is the last thing I expected to hear from Chad today
Heisenbergur
@@ethanrabbitts9906walter white is a virgo (duh)
@@ethanrabbitts9906but jesse is a libra
@@businesszeus6864 yo mistah white I'm a Libra mista white
not the sexy libra near me 😩
I can see the note for this video in the list of video ideas 😂
“Try etsy spells and gaslight myself into thinking they worked”
11:14 not the ddlc music playing while talking about getting someone to confess feelings 😭
I thought I was going insane thank the gods
Omg yes😭
I lowkey got jumpscared when I heard it
right?!
I literally just started playing ddlc for the first time a few days ago, thought I'd left the game running.
Ok, so chad is going to be a rich, lucky, uncursed, super buff, vampire hulk? But she's already the chad
What if she didn't become a vampire or Hulk because of the uncursing spell?
The real magic is how her hair gets progressively cooler
Truly love when Chad Chad exposes me to something I had no idea existed and then turns it into a very funny video with multiple little sketches in it! Love all three hair styles too!
i totally forgot about tarot readings on etsy and immediately ordered two after this video for fun lol
@@VenusWise-d3r Are you now super strong like the Hulk?
12:15 Can confirm, if someone says they love you as much as or more than dried mango they do,truly love you more than you could ever imagine (they probably still like the mango more though)
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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@@ville-c4usorry,but is this satire?
@@glitterandearthit's a bot that keeps spamming other channels. best to ignore and report it.
@@cleitervaldo6017 oh,thanks I didn’t notice
@@glitterandearth Some completely insane person made that bot to spew hateful nonsense.
THANK YOU. I've been documenting a few of these scammers over the years. No plans on what to do with the info because it's nigh impossible to report shops/products on Etsy 🙃 Worse yet are the shops selling questionable and downright illegal animal parts.
I feel ya. I spam report obviously poached orchids and other plants lol. It doesn't seem to help 😕
12:03 in a tv show this lesbian moment would take 3 seasons and would end with tragical toxic make out scene
Is this the killing eve plot
Arcane moment
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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@@ville-c4u ok buddy
@@ville-c4uaccount made a month ago sureeeee buddddd
“Hold on tight little spider monkey” 😭 the twilight reference
Omg that whole vampire sequence had me dying
🐀🐀🐀
There was another subtler one before too
Rewatched that movie not long ago and eugh, it DID NOT age well!
I was really hoping she was going to do the scene with the diamond skin “ 🤨 say it” “👩🏻 Vampire” …. “🏃🏃🏃🏃🧛🏃🏃🧛”
🤣🤣 god the TikToks get me still about twilight lmao the movies are hilarious fr. I decided to read the books for the first time since I was like 16 as an adult now and 👀 my god how clumsy she wrote Bella in the book and how many times Edward is like “you are such a dumb a** for being near me” …. Bella following the guys back thru the woods but she’s so dumb and clumsy she tripped and fell on the ground. 😂 bro could we not have dialed back the insane things a little bit. The one where he’s been watching her sleep and she’s just like “🥰 aww he’s so cute” girl you just met and he’s been breaking in and watching you sleep lmao
THE EDITING!??! Chad Chad is pregnant (with 2.79M children that all sleep on galvanised square steel and a mattress from her aunt)and she always delivers ‼️‼️‼️
First a fairy hunter, now a spell buyer. Oh how ironic
Oh, how the mighty have fallen 😔 hope Chad gets the help she needs to get over her magic problem 🙏
Chad Chad is now canonically simultaneously a vampire and the Hulk.
Do vampires need to be invited in if they smash through a wall?
I'm now thinking of a vampire Hulk smashing through a wall and being blown back by Buffy the Vampire Slayer-style rules where vampires literally, physically cannot enter without invitation.
(I know that probably isn't how it would work, but I'll abandon physics for a fun mental image.)
"HULK SMASH HIS WAY UP TO THE FRONT DOOR SO HE CAN ASK TO BE INVITED IN!"
Yes - unless you're renting from a shitty landlord. That doesn't count as a home owned by a human being.
It's really hard to trust someone who claims they have the supernatural ability to control others' thoughts and actions. Because they're either lying or telling the truth about that.
Been having some pretty rough days lately and an unfun medical diagnosis, but thanks for the laughs, Chaddest of Chads.
Also your hair looks great, purple is the best color, and I'll sleep better tonight knowing my libra blood is a deterrent for at least 1 vampire.
i recently bought the soul of a lithuanian man on etsy and my life hasn't been the same ever since
what a coincidence, i recently bought the soul of a latvian man on etsy and my life has been only going upward
@@mrnobodyatallnoneeddo you know if the souls of estonian men help with back pain?
So what did you do with it?
@@daedalus6796i prefer not to say
13:00 It must be weird being friends with a RUclipsr, because at any moment, this could happen.
The 5 seconds of extremely quiet Doki Doki Literature Club music while talking about the love spell at 11:14 was a nice touch.
I was like "... why do I feel threatened?" and had to replay it to realize why
I love the way her hair changed 3 times throughout the video. Hell, she's probably an Etsy witch of her own too
as a witch i cannot stand people like this 😭 i don’t trust people who only see a spirituality as an income instead of an art or a way to connect to the earth. also … most witches do not condone love spells (cause we don’t want to ?? control people ??? wild concept)
Read up on empiricism.
@@Schattenbalg bro the commenter said most
14:20 I genuinely can't tell if there was an intentional joke in the way her form drastically changed from 2 weeks prior. Yeah, the correct form does make it way easier to lift heavy things.
Exactly haha
The curved back hurt my eyes. I'm glad she didn't injure herself
There's like 5 unique Chad Chad skins in this video, and each is prettier than the last.
1:50 I was honesty was expecting this to be a transition for a sponsorship for some vpn that protects you from spam callers 😭 would have been soo smooth
8:13 my brain read “Spells by Autism” and I will die on this hill thank you. I’m also sleep deprived goodnight Chad 🎉
Same
Same. And I'm not sleep deprived
THANK GOD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE
Same
SAME
Those witches have maxed out confidence. To be able to buy cement and lemon juice together or. Whatever they use for "spells" at the store checkout.
tbf cashiers do not give a fuck like at all
10:17 "It doesn't matter because all of their Hinge profiles will say they're 6ft" LMAOOO
“remember im homeschooled” dw chad chad the implication that the hydra is a greek *god* did make me squint
It looked more like Medusa than a Hydra.
@ Perhaps, but the statement of “five extra *heads”* is more reminiscent of the hydra’s whole thing than Medusa’s serpent hair, no? either way, we have spent far too long analyzing a bit my friend
@@edgeoftheuntimeworld I also thought so, but even then, is Medusa a god? As far as I remember she isn't.
@mif_sovremennosty
Nah, both her and the Hydra are monsters, though Medusa used to be a person, according to some legends.
@@mastermarkus5307 I know that. So no matter what Chad Chad has meant, it's wrong either way, because none of these creatures are gods.
The entirety of your subscribers are already under the Etsy witch spell, all of us confess our undying love for our great Chad
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
@ average bot comment
Only a true admirer of Chad Chad would address her by her full name: Chad Chad. What an obvious fake
@ “great Chad” is a title, not simply her name. I am merely showing reverence by not familiarizing myself so much with our queen that I refer to her by her government name.
@iguessimhere2632 she begins every video by declaring herself as Chad Chad. If that isn't her government name, what else could it be?
Not the algorithm recommending this to me the week my whole workplace found out 2 people hired a wizard to cast a spell on our new boss so they would get promotions, and to curse the people they don’t like.
Did it work tho?
I have rapidly discovered that you are the funniest person I know of on RUclips
Welcome to the family
13:59 why did the cake continuing into the next frame SEND me
one of my favorite consistencies of chad chad's videos is that her hair WILL be a different color in the ad read
Evil Chad Chad be like, "my name isn't Chad Chad, *whispers* it is really"
THE KURTIS CONNER JUMPER AHHH IT'S THE CUTEST DESIGN
stop i was wondering if anyone else noticed!!! i was thinking the same thing fr
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
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I got an ad for like homemade organic natural furniture and legitimately thought it was just a weird intro for the video
why do I feel like Chad got (somehow) even prettier just to spite the people who were hating for no reason
I keep forgetting that you're a real person with friends and not just a little person in my phone
I’m the little person in your phone. It’s kinda cramped but the rent is low.
@@DoctorBiobrain stop complaining or ill raise the price :/
oh my god you just reminded me of when i was looking at coloured contacts on etsy (out of curiosity mostly, since it seemed like the kind of thing someone might sell there and i was looking for some) and there was someone selling.... a spell to change your eye colour. like, not a spell to make it _look_ like you had a different eye colour, or to make others believe that you had a different eye colour, but actually.. magically going in there and shifting around your pigments. like okay bethany i can get behind the magic relationship fixer-er (or un-fixer-er, as it may) but i dont think i want to put my physical body in your god given hands for a shot of your $5 AUD alchemy
everyone say thank you chad chad
thank you chad chad
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Thank you Chad 😊
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i love the new hair! also love how it changed several times throughout the video those spells really did work huh
I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
I’m sure you’ve gotten this before but I have listened to so many different ‘real life issues’ storytellers like you for years now and just found you today, and your videos are so refreshing compared! Wonderfully curated and I love them! So entertaining and much needed flair to all these concerning issues I get obsessed to listening to on a daily basis 😊
The description of Etsy was pretty spot on! "Earrings that were definitely not drop-shipped, or a spell to turn all your enemies into dust. We also have cheese!" 😂
As someone in the minority who actually does sell handmade things on Etsy (I make and blend my own perfume), this is tragically accurate 😭
The Gabi Belle cameo was 🔥🔥🔥11:41
Bing bong....
OMG Chad Chad My Queen you were the one i’ve been looking for all along, i was knee deep in Guac sauce until i felt this force take away my free will and filled me with endless thoughts of all your videos and now SUDDENLY found your jokes really funny you must be the one
The commment about not wanting to deal with the winter months is so real, as someone who seems to just get progressively sadder as winter goes on.
Just sounds like seasonal depression
You might ask your doctor about vitamin D injections
Gotta agree with you there op
As someone with a bad case of seasonal depression who loves the cold, the views in winter, the migratory winter animals etc, gotta disagree hard, despite how much those months suck.
Yeah I hate winter. I get depressed and have to deal with sometimes even -40 degrees Celsius. I’m jealous of all the people who actually like winter because they probably live in a warmer climate and don’t have to worry as much about frostbite (I lost the tip of my thumb that way).
It is pretty comforting to know that if things ever get tough, some preteens have made spiritual TikTok’s I can refer to
8:20 I had JUST looked down from the video and taken a bite of my biscuits and gravy. You must already be magic
The “you constantly change your hair because your not happy with yourself.” I felt that on a different level.
"Bring back stubborn ex spell. I would rather die."
You know this is why we love you. 🤣
Also, 13:45 I can't believe Josh snuck into your garage and farted.
me, an actual witchcraft practitioner, seeing all of these people on etsy: that's not how this works! that's not how any of this works!
How dare you, I have 1000 grandmothers and am building them an apartment with beds right now.
NEW CHAD CHAD VIDEO??? HELL YEAH, SCREW STUDYING FOR MY MATH EXAM!
Go study habibi😭
"I'm just a girl" needs to stop being an excuse for evil deeds. Imagine a man you rejected SEVERAL TIMES hiring a spirit to haunt you... all so you'll sleep with him. Shit's real weird.
Chad chad ate my child and i am so greatful
ur literally saving my life with these videos chadchad love u 🫶
Probably my favorite video yet. Thank you so much chad chad, looking forward to the next one!
Even before the end of the vid I was thinking to myself how different this felt and how much I enjoyed it, of course I always enjoy your vids but this hit a sweet spot somewhere between wholesome and satirical. I especially appreciate the dedication to the scientific method!
Chad considers a test to find out if she's a vampire. Looks at the daylight outside.
"No," she tells herself, "I'm a youtuber."
At this point, if someone bought a curse for me on Etsy, I’d just thank them for the thought. That spell’s gonna get eaten by the curse that is my life like a bad juju appetizer. But hey, it’s the thought that counts. Also Scotland currency is the haggis and no one can prove me wrong. I won't allow it.
11:00 poor Chad getting the religious homeschool experience instead of the autistic child homeschool experience
I’ll never forget the time I stumbled upon a divorce spell on Etsy, like that doesn’t feel morale
Was...was it to make another couple divorce or like, a spell to make yourself the victor in divorce court?
I feel like it would be cheeper to just…….ask for a divorce.
I'm all for the vfx! That vampire segment towards the end is the best, under 30 second, vampire movie I've ever seen. No long drawn out stuff. Just strait to the point!
buy me a spell mom
i spy me a bell, mom
@@DKF_olibro stroking it
@@DKF_olii mean bro had a stroke
we have spells at home
My chronic pain currently has me in tears on the floor, I couldn't be more thankful for the timing of this Chad chad video to help distract me
This video legit reminded me that I have to take my laundry out of the dryer before going to bed. Always and never-ending there is laundry = )
3:31 the dog spell worked
5:20 lmaooo she completely understood what was written wrong and that made it hilarious
Love your sarcasm and sense of humor! Bravo! I appreciate it a lot :)
good afternoon chad chad, this is your friendly reminder that you are a very cool person who is contributing neat and valuable things into the world. i am grateful you exist.