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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025
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  • @elSethro
    @elSethro Месяц назад +11528

    Imagine if the Hulk's origin story was just that he was some guy who paid less than $4 to a witch on Etsy.

    • @Daniel-fi2kw
      @Daniel-fi2kw Месяц назад +218

      I mean spider-mans was a kid on a field trip who was to dumb to report a spider bite XD

    • @VondenJ.undIhrenL
      @VondenJ.undIhrenL Месяц назад +38

      I don't know the Hulk, but I've heard of She-Hulk. It's like a He-The-She-Hulk I suppose?

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +7

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @OnlyHereForCake
      @OnlyHereForCake Месяц назад +48

      It was a slow week at the Maximoff residence and Wanda wanted to make a quick buck

    • @DioShiver
      @DioShiver Месяц назад +3

      That's actually a pretty cool sinopsis

  • @itsgabibelle
    @itsgabibelle Месяц назад +10964

    just finding out through this video that you tried to put a spell on me....unsubbing....wow.....i'll just be here eating my dried mango

  • @hollowtheory
    @hollowtheory Месяц назад +3553

    I've tried typing a comment about this video, but all I keep typing is "I love you." I don't understand whats going on but even though I haven't watched this video yet, this video is truly one of the best videos I've ever not watched yet.

    • @zabitosarenke
      @zabitosarenke Месяц назад +137

      excuse me? i love you? sorry I love you? sorry

    • @brose.03
      @brose.03 Месяц назад +62

      I think you’re the greatest person on earth. idk why I think so, bc I’ve never met you, but for some reason no matter what I’m trying to say, these words keep popping up in this order.. will u marry me??

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 27 дней назад

      No one cares

    • @jazz_bass_lick
      @jazz_bass_lick 25 дней назад +19

      Okay capital one

    • @isthatachicken
      @isthatachicken 23 дня назад +8

      Good thing you're a Millionaire who is also a Detective with an Unlimited Balance 👁👄👁

  • @M3atbucket
    @M3atbucket Месяц назад +14857

    4:15 "Didn't win the lottery but ended up in the hospital. 5 Stars." 💀

    • @frankensteinlives
      @frankensteinlives Месяц назад +504

      I need this embroidered on a sweater

    • @China_cat_sunmeower
      @China_cat_sunmeower Месяц назад +193

      Might be the best thing on the internet fr

    • @dwydeezdundoon
      @dwydeezdundoon Месяц назад +57

      Been sittin on this turd for awhile and finally pushed it out. Atta boy Chad

    • @laundrysauce234
      @laundrysauce234 Месяц назад +76

      "They said I'll need to wait another three months before i get the truck back, i guess the brakes, doors, motor, accelerator, trunk, brake lights, and like the whole thing is broke. also no autopilot yet. Love the truck though 10/10" type vibes

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

  • @EdrickBluebeard
    @EdrickBluebeard Месяц назад +1995

    Increase Intelligence Spell works.
    You buy the spell, pay money for it, they tell you they cast the spell, and then you realize what an idiot you were to buy a spell from Etsy.
    Instant success!

    • @zoutewand
      @zoutewand 12 дней назад +8

      i bought 8 times i so smart now 😮

    • @Schattenbalg
      @Schattenbalg 11 дней назад +21

      What really amuses me to hell and back about that one is that there's a poem in my country literally about that exactly - only the guy's selling another guy apple seeds, claiming they make him smarter.
      It ends with the guy saying about how it did nothing and the seller replying "See? Smarter already!"
      That shit was written in the goddamn 1800s.

    • @EdrickBluebeard
      @EdrickBluebeard 11 дней назад

      @Schattenbalg I think I have heard a joke based on that same scenario.

  • @Free2Flay
    @Free2Flay Месяц назад +464

    12:38 The amount of dark and unwelcome information you could find out from your friends by just randomly calling them up and asking them this question verbatim makes this ripe for a challenge. The BEST answer you can get is "no".

  • @reptile_disfunction
    @reptile_disfunction Месяц назад +4690

    I'm devestated to hear this thing between Capital One and you. I thought we were exclusive

    • @rowannnnnnnnn
      @rowannnnnnnnn Месяц назад +158

      Capitol One played us all, huh? 😔

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +7

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

    • @DistressedCrab
      @DistressedCrab Месяц назад

      @Reds_ofthedawnand lies on… top of lies

    • @Dannysocool1
      @Dannysocool1 Месяц назад +24

      ​@Reds_ofthedawn it's a bot dw

  • @bardofthe90s57
    @bardofthe90s57 Месяц назад +4022

    This is so weird, I thought Etsy banned selling spells years ago. Like, genuinely, in their ToS they had something along the lines of "no selling non-physical or digital goods or services" or something like that.

    • @melcobelc
      @melcobelc Месяц назад +428

      Digital Goods are still sold, people are still offering hacked pokemon and stuff like that.
      Maybe its officially banned, but just not properly enforced.

    • @princeopumpkins
      @princeopumpkins Месяц назад +156

      @@melcobelc idk cus in the UK at least you can filter by digital goods; I think with spells though, they're neither - they're a service. maybe services are banned?

    • @NightshadeGoddess
      @NightshadeGoddess Месяц назад +225

      digital goods are allowed, you can sell artwork and stuff after all

    • @romanmay2867
      @romanmay2867 Месяц назад +168

      well crochet patterns are online digital products but i think it just depends on

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel..

  • @alyssahayes268
    @alyssahayes268 Месяц назад +199

    I can confirm that bombas really does give out high quality socks to the homeless. I first discovered this company when I passed out about 300 pairs of socks to homeless people in 2020, no joke.

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives Месяц назад +2385

    Not only would they take away your free will, they've demonstrated that they're willing to pay real money to do so! Fun!

    • @Mehrologist
      @Mehrologist Месяц назад +26

      No. This world is getting scary

    • @undenyr4913
      @undenyr4913 Месяц назад +65

      @@Mehrologist always has been

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      ...

    • @eternallustformedusa4844
      @eternallustformedusa4844 Месяц назад +88

      i was thinking of how unethical this is. they truly believe they’re taking another persons free will and see no problem with it.
      the thought of humanity having access to unregulated magic like in fantasy narratives is literally terrifying.
      the use of love potions would be a criminal offence.

    • @evansmith2766
      @evansmith2766 Месяц назад +8

      Only like 5 bucks tho

  • @shiina29
    @shiina29 Месяц назад +3333

    These break Etsy's terms of service, which people get around be saying they're for entertainment, or they send you a physical object and claim that's what they really sold you.

    • @_silience
      @_silience Месяц назад

      Not defending these witches but tbf Etsy is just Amazon/Aliexpress 2.0 nowadays. Not a lot of moderation and standards to expect from them.

    • @businesszeus6864
      @businesszeus6864 Месяц назад

      lmao pagan fraudsters

    • @ash_tray
      @ash_tray Месяц назад +169

      That’s so scummy omg

    • @Meggielulubelle
      @Meggielulubelle Месяц назад +42

      That’s real shady!

    • @China_cat_sunmeower
      @China_cat_sunmeower Месяц назад

      If you really want to see some shit look up djinn magic, there’s so many magical items that supposedly contain a djinn. I found an extra special djinn egg once that cost I think like $50,000

  • @dominique8655
    @dominique8655 Месяц назад +239

    i was into this stuff three years ago when i was going thru a rough time… and i found some of that stuff in my room and i was like that’s kinda crazy how much power i thought those things had. when what really helped me was therapy, my friends, and self-reflection/reading. but i was just grasping at whatever i thought could possibly help at the time. i do think there are people in that space that genuinely want to help but there are others that take advantage of really vulnerable people

    • @Mylittlestcorner
      @Mylittlestcorner Месяц назад +18

      It's spicy psychology to a degree. If you think you're lucky, you'll have a more optimistic outlook kinda thing

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Месяц назад +9

      This reminds me when my mother believes that certain minerals can absorb radiation from her phone. It’s like damn, people really believe in this fairytale shit?

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 28 дней назад +6

      I've been practicing occultism for over a decade. I think of it as a way of focusing and unlocking my mental power. Beyond all the layers of bullshit, there are a lot of intelligent people who have a serious interest in magick. Personally, it's been more helpful to me than years of therapy. It's quite complicated, and most people don't get far enough into it to find out what it's really about. Certain types of meditation, for instance, can take your mind to incredible places. Consciousness is very weird and poorly understood by science.

    • @Gooner184
      @Gooner184 День назад

      @@bananawitchcraft You're insane

  • @SILLYSPACEGUY76
    @SILLYSPACEGUY76 Месяц назад +5841

    Your hair is so pretty!! The purple fits you so much!!

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 Месяц назад +570

      She clearly bought a quick hair color spell from Etsy

    • @Hexaphobia
      @Hexaphobia Месяц назад +100

      Chad Chad's glamours appearance is clearly witchcraft, always slaying ✨
      very sus... >_>

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 Месяц назад +55

      Oh I didn't even notice the purple tips lulz. Her hair is always changing and always looks great haha.

    • @alchemlemnis
      @alchemlemnis Месяц назад +3

      SO TRUE

    • @darcybaby9265
      @darcybaby9265 Месяц назад +49

      Their hair changed so much throughout the video oh my god

  • @GETBACKHEREISLA
    @GETBACKHEREISLA Месяц назад +4885

    holding space for chad chad

    • @G0blin_Guy0
      @G0blin_Guy0 Месяц назад +164

      Defy chadity

    • @katelynduerr
      @katelynduerr Месяц назад +35

      i'm not that chad (not really)

    • @L0stFxiryxzs
      @L0stFxiryxzs Месяц назад +2

      1k like 🥰🥰🥰

    • @awsumMoth
      @awsumMoth Месяц назад +20

      if you were holding space, your comment would have been " "

    • @clairegarberding
      @clairegarberding Месяц назад +13

      OOO WOAAAAHHH

  • @simoncm8352
    @simoncm8352 Месяц назад +99

    The 5 seconds of extremely quiet Doki Doki Literature Club music while talking about the love spell at 11:14 was a nice touch.

    • @caseypatterson7030
      @caseypatterson7030 Месяц назад +7

      I was like "... why do I feel threatened?" and had to replay it to realize why

  • @astrophellove9928
    @astrophellove9928 Месяц назад +1112

    I keep finding "win lawsuit spells" while looking for ace attorney merch, every time i see one i just need to take a minuite and close the app

    • @QueerAndFullOfTears
      @QueerAndFullOfTears Месяц назад

      BRUH ME TOO 😭

    • @Unbelievablyunfunny
      @Unbelievablyunfunny Месяц назад +92

      Your an ace attorney fan? If you are, name every law

    • @ranchustars3050
      @ranchustars3050 27 дней назад +15

      @@Unbelievablyunfunnywoah koishi komeiji touhou? in the chad chad comment section?

    • @hearts4remi
      @hearts4remi 26 дней назад +21

      ACE ATTORNEY MENTION

    • @Thestupidsiamese
      @Thestupidsiamese 22 дня назад +6

      I need this comment hanged up on my wall in a picture frame

  • @cuishanwu5
    @cuishanwu5 Месяц назад +1758

    Hiring a witch to make your problems go away instead of hiring a therapist lmao

    • @allace8735
      @allace8735 Месяц назад +111

      As someone with intense social anxiety and autism the witch sounds like a much better idea lol 😂

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Месяц назад +62

      some may argue that they are equally effective lol

    • @qvzxn-8d9j06
      @qvzxn-8d9j06 Месяц назад

      ​@@allace8735 ayoo fellow ace also very true i have autism and crippling social anxiety too and would much rather hire a witch lmao

    • @nalateley6795
      @nalateley6795 Месяц назад +85

      witch is cheaper

    • @ashahahaha
      @ashahahaha Месяц назад +34

      So we need a Therapy Witch your saying? 🤔

  • @k.k.7797
    @k.k.7797 Месяц назад +79

    Choosing death over an ex is so real

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Месяц назад +1950

    I knew a girl in middle school that cut a piece of my hair when I wasn't looking and ran away giggling. She always gave me bad vibes.. and now I'm 99% sure she used my hair for some type of voodoo spell, and I'm only now realizing it. Oh god.
    Well now I have someone to blame for my problems at least :D

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +5

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @johnnyjohnnyhottiethottie8345
      @johnnyjohnnyhottiethottie8345 Месяц назад +55

      make sure you get whatevers on you removed

    • @Estella_alsoknownasgabi123
      @Estella_alsoknownasgabi123 Месяц назад +88

      @ville-c4u bot, and even if you weren't a bot no one would give a shit 😭🤚

    • @CaSCHWANK
      @CaSCHWANK Месяц назад +43

      did you end up dating her

    • @kellygreen7236
      @kellygreen7236 Месяц назад

      If you're sincerely worried, I'd look up uncrossing spells or rituals. It doesn't hurt to look, and worst thing that happens if you give it a try is that it doesn’t work. But if you suspect something more nefarious or unsafe is going on currently, please tell trusted loved ones and maybe even the police if necessary. Good luck hon!

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Месяц назад +1064

    “my dryer won’t stop working, it works too much” is such a hilarious statement especially since it actually makes sense

    • @cryoflip5841
      @cryoflip5841 12 дней назад +3

      "Is your dryer running?" Ala is your fridge? Except the answer is yes and I can't catch it

  • @hatch9173
    @hatch9173 Месяц назад +241

    0:13 As someone who joined a pickleball league shortly after one of the greatest disappointments in my life…the hell?

    • @lupakajsalisa3652
      @lupakajsalisa3652 Месяц назад +11

      Did it help?

    • @SillyBug-3
      @SillyBug-3 27 дней назад

      @@lupakajsalisa3652 😭

    • @boyxgamer
      @boyxgamer 26 дней назад +1

      ​@@lupakajsalisa3652it's pickleball, of course it didn't

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 8 дней назад

      @@lupakajsalisa3652we’ll never know…

  • @jessiecouto1433
    @jessiecouto1433 Месяц назад +1243

    I remember seeing one of these spells on Etsy go for around $630, and the thing is it doesn’t even specify what it would do. It just described how awesome she is at being a witch lol

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 Месяц назад +120

      Love that. Unabashed grift and confidence

    • @Boggwaterr
      @Boggwaterr Месяц назад +30

      Now the real question.. did she.. have purchases on that potion specifically?…

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +2

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @Boggwaterr
      @Boggwaterr Месяц назад +16

      @@ville-c4u You could NOT have fixed her bro.

    • @maverick2560
      @maverick2560 Месяц назад +29

      It's a spell that makes money magically appear on their account, iirc.

  • @ayoy9
    @ayoy9 Месяц назад +1162

    The transition in hairstyle mid video is what I live for everyday

    • @br1ang2
      @br1ang2 Месяц назад +83

      I was confused why her hair was 3 different lengths, styles, and colors 😭

    • @ozkey1558
      @ozkey1558 Месяц назад

      @@br1ang2 side effect of the spells obviously ✨

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse Месяц назад

      @@br1ang2maybe shes worth it, maybe it’s loreal

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

    • @failenn_7745
      @failenn_7745 Месяц назад +2

      bro FOUR hair changes

  • @Christian-pi6yz
    @Christian-pi6yz 24 дня назад +14

    Truly a devastating day for all Libra's. Browsing the Etsy marketplace for spells that can alter my Zodiac sign.

  • @stevegoatman1049
    @stevegoatman1049 Месяц назад +578

    I also had the thought of if you got to pick which Greek God because all I can imagine is someone casting a spell on you, and then your leg gets all fucked up because they picked Hephaestus

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 Месяц назад

      they pick dio and if you're a guy you're growing a whole ass infant in ur thigh

    • @Mylittlestcorner
      @Mylittlestcorner Месяц назад +15

      Hahahaha thank you for this visual lmfao

    • @gabriellegunvik4377
      @gabriellegunvik4377 Месяц назад +8

      Great thought lol

    • @paintthecosmos840
      @paintthecosmos840 Месяц назад

      Or you turn into a horny goose because they never specified "human body" and they picked Zeus

    • @cookiewolf2238
      @cookiewolf2238 29 дней назад +2

      help omg this made me giggle

  • @xoxomiha
    @xoxomiha Месяц назад +1544

    can't believe you have a poster of my favorite award-winning movie, alien cake! it absolutely deserved the 23 minute standing ovation at cannes

    • @jfgibson73
      @jfgibson73 Месяц назад +89

      that's like, 87.297% longer than the length of the actual film

    • @xoxomiha
      @xoxomiha Месяц назад +41

      @@jfgibson73 thanks for doing the maths on that!

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 Месяц назад +6

      @@ville-c4u false

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash Месяц назад

      Real

  • @Lightning_bugs
    @Lightning_bugs 22 дня назад +23

    As an actual pagan these spells are bewildering. You don’t need to pay a witch, you could do magic with a rock and grass if you wanted, it’s so aesthetic to them….

    • @MORTlCIAN
      @MORTlCIAN 22 дня назад +4

      true

    • @Schattenbalg
      @Schattenbalg 11 дней назад +1

      Gotta love the little potpurri of self-declared "witches" in this comment section. So, which one of you's right? The Wiccans? The "pagans" (as if that word referred to one specific subset of beliefs lmao) - or the guy who claimed that the "love spells are forbidden" rule doesn't apply to non-wiccan witches? Or maybe it's Miss "My grandma was a voodo priestess" further down?

    • @Lightning_bugs
      @Lightning_bugs 11 дней назад +1

      @ what the fuck? Shut up. Let people practice their religions. Not every Christian practices the same.

    • @knuckleteeth
      @knuckleteeth 9 дней назад +5

      @@Schattenbalg Be kind, bro

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@Schattenbalg what do you get out of commenting that?

  • @RandomAwkwardTherian
    @RandomAwkwardTherian Месяц назад +9393

    BABE, AWAKEN, THE QUEEN HATH POSTED!!!

  • @TeaUnicorn
    @TeaUnicorn Месяц назад +779

    chadchad: you can only have two grandmothers???
    me and my long family history of divorce, who immediately assumed it was referring to the eldest of 4 grandmothers: huh

    • @bee7160
      @bee7160 Месяц назад +61

      right like i have 8 grandmas 😭

    • @China_cat_sunmeower
      @China_cat_sunmeower Месяц назад +54

      @@TeaUnicorn Grew up just never questioning that I had a whole extra set of grandparents who were always super nice, but only ever took my sister to stay with them, and always got her way cooler Christmas presents…

    • @syafiqjabar
      @syafiqjabar Месяц назад +11

      My father also had 4 mothers and 2 fathers. Unfortunately the last one of them died a few years ago.

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 Месяц назад +19

      When someone says they only have 2 sets of grandparents it makes my brain short circuit for a bit until I remember you don't have to get divorced after you get married, and that it is in fact not normal.

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 Месяц назад +4

      I have like 6 grandpas lol

  • @notnow.6137
    @notnow.6137 Месяц назад +93

    Funny thing is, in the spiritual and witchcraft communities, love spells/potions are considered unethical because they violate the free will of the target. They are also said to be likely to backfire often because of that (spiritual protection from your spirit guides and ancestors). Usually, reasonable people will suggest SELF-love spells for yourself so you can get over an ex or a breakup like a normal person.

    • @godsire6217
      @godsire6217 Месяц назад +8

      Sounds like a bunch of bullshit.🤪🤣😂

    • @angeldeannaa
      @angeldeannaa 26 дней назад +8

      Nah that’s usually just the Wiccan reasoning, for example the three fold rule is something that only applies to Wiccan beliefs not everyone who practices witchcraft

    • @angeldeannaa
      @angeldeannaa 26 дней назад +1

      @@godsire6217thaf could be said about every religion 🤷🏾‍♀️ don’t bash others beliefs just because you don’t understand it 🫶

    • @Schattenbalg
      @Schattenbalg 11 дней назад +6

      Reasonable people will not suggest spells.
      Opium of the masses - whether it's Wicca or southern bible-belt baptism doesn't matter.

    • @bungoustraypups
      @bungoustraypups 8 дней назад

      @@Schattenbalgthat response is incredibly lacking in compassion lmao

  • @An_even_fuller_sun
    @An_even_fuller_sun Месяц назад +1202

    6:05 some people are so childish, naive and/or self centered that they really think "I like this person so much that I don't respect their decision or autonomy" and "I care about this person so much that I am going to take away their ability to say no" is an acceptable mind set (even though the spells are probably BS, the fact they are even trying is crazy). People like that truly do not know what love is and they will never find out if they continue to objectify the people around them like that. WILD. I know someone that has probably tried these "spells" and they, at the time I knew them, were a obsessive enough about me and the people I dated that my family thought she might be a dangerous person.....so. Not everyone is like that person but if you are into this love spell sh*t stop while you still have a somewhat level head on your shoulders.

    • @btarczy5067
      @btarczy5067 Месяц назад +73

      „Probably BS“?
      You’re giving them a lot of credit. Personally, if I could literally do magic I would be selling my services for 3.99 on Etsy but I can’t imagine that anyone else would be such a bad businessperson.

    • @rainestar82
      @rainestar82 Месяц назад +89

      really deep down a lot of them arent just naive and self centered theyre INSECURE. They feasr being alone or rejected more than they fear being abusive. I used to know someone like this and they GENUINELY BELIEVED their delusions that this guy loved them, he just wouldnt show it.... the scary part is it isnt outright cruelty or selfishness, the people doing stuff like that lack self awareness and yeah maturity. And I dont believe in this stuff but I do believe in energies and that shit is inviting some BAD energy in. youre right, someone willing to do stuff like this WHO BELIEVES IN IT usually has other signs of breaking boundaries or being abusive or dangerous. Im sorry you had to encounter someone like that

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      ..

    • @An_even_fuller_sun
      @An_even_fuller_sun Месяц назад +21

      @@btarczy5067 yeah I was being polite since some of those people are literally unhinged. I didn't feel like arguing with one lol

    • @megalodon4586
      @megalodon4586 Месяц назад +18

      There’s this kind of being obsessively in love called “limerence” which might apply to this. Crazy stuff.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Месяц назад +1718

    "sexy Libra wants to date you" is the last thing I expected to hear from Chad today

  • @loveclaudia
    @loveclaudia Месяц назад +26

    15:56 chadchad STOP attacking chappell roan

    • @erin.artemis
      @erin.artemis 17 дней назад +4

      🎵 "she put her canine teeth in the side of my neck" 🎵

  • @Bat_gothy1
    @Bat_gothy1 Месяц назад +896

    11:14 not the ddlc music playing while talking about getting someone to confess feelings 😭

    • @myheroaus1345
      @myheroaus1345 Месяц назад +55

      I thought I was going insane thank the gods

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android Месяц назад +11

      Omg yes😭

    • @daniisilly
      @daniisilly Месяц назад +14

      I lowkey got jumpscared when I heard it

    • @xii7548
      @xii7548 Месяц назад +2

      right?!

    • @dedpanda
      @dedpanda Месяц назад +10

      I literally just started playing ddlc for the first time a few days ago, thought I'd left the game running.

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury Месяц назад +358

    Ok, so chad is going to be a rich, lucky, uncursed, super buff, vampire hulk? But she's already the chad

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty Месяц назад +2

      What if she didn't become a vampire or Hulk because of the uncursing spell?

  • @MossCap854
    @MossCap854 Месяц назад +24

    The real magic is how her hair gets progressively cooler

  • @regaltoast
    @regaltoast Месяц назад +486

    Truly love when Chad Chad exposes me to something I had no idea existed and then turns it into a very funny video with multiple little sketches in it! Love all three hair styles too!

    • @VenusWise-d3r
      @VenusWise-d3r Месяц назад +7

      i totally forgot about tarot readings on etsy and immediately ordered two after this video for fun lol

    • @regaltoast
      @regaltoast Месяц назад +5

      @@VenusWise-d3r Are you now super strong like the Hulk?

  • @glitterandearth
    @glitterandearth Месяц назад +297

    12:15 Can confirm, if someone says they love you as much as or more than dried mango they do,truly love you more than you could ever imagine (they probably still like the mango more though)

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      ...

    • @glitterandearth
      @glitterandearth Месяц назад +7

      @@ville-c4usorry,but is this satire?

    • @cleitervaldo6017
      @cleitervaldo6017 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@glitterandearthit's a bot that keeps spamming other channels. best to ignore and report it.

    • @glitterandearth
      @glitterandearth Месяц назад

      @@cleitervaldo6017 oh,thanks I didn’t notice

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +8

      @@glitterandearth Some completely insane person made that bot to spew hateful nonsense.

  • @ahleenah
    @ahleenah Месяц назад +24

    I can see the note for this video in the list of video ideas 😂
    “Try etsy spells and gaslight myself into thinking they worked”

  • @HyenaSheep
    @HyenaSheep Месяц назад +550

    12:03 in a tv show this lesbian moment would take 3 seasons and would end with tragical toxic make out scene

    • @SometimesDeadAndBuried
      @SometimesDeadAndBuried Месяц назад +42

      Is this the killing eve plot

    • @PunkRatSoda
      @PunkRatSoda Месяц назад +54

      Arcane moment

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

    • @HyenaSheep
      @HyenaSheep Месяц назад +9

      @@ville-c4u ok buddy

    • @eli6969
      @eli6969 Месяц назад

      ​@@ville-c4uaccount made a month ago sureeeee buddddd

  • @snowleopard2288
    @snowleopard2288 Месяц назад +616

    “Hold on tight little spider monkey” 😭 the twilight reference

    • @nt_partlycloudy21
      @nt_partlycloudy21 Месяц назад +13

      Omg that whole vampire sequence had me dying

    • @queenofthespinach6387
      @queenofthespinach6387 Месяц назад +1

      🐀🐀🐀

    • @nicolaslabra2225
      @nicolaslabra2225 Месяц назад +2

      There was another subtler one before too

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 Месяц назад +1

      Rewatched that movie not long ago and eugh, it DID NOT age well!

    • @slowlanegamer
      @slowlanegamer Месяц назад

      I was really hoping she was going to do the scene with the diamond skin “ 🤨 say it” “👩🏻 Vampire” …. “🏃🏃🏃🏃🧛🏃🏃🧛”
      🤣🤣 god the TikToks get me still about twilight lmao the movies are hilarious fr. I decided to read the books for the first time since I was like 16 as an adult now and 👀 my god how clumsy she wrote Bella in the book and how many times Edward is like “you are such a dumb a** for being near me” …. Bella following the guys back thru the woods but she’s so dumb and clumsy she tripped and fell on the ground. 😂 bro could we not have dialed back the insane things a little bit. The one where he’s been watching her sleep and she’s just like “🥰 aww he’s so cute” girl you just met and he’s been breaking in and watching you sleep lmao

  • @divinia_X
    @divinia_X 21 день назад +8

    THE EDITING!??! Chad Chad is pregnant (with 2.79M children that all sleep on galvanised square steel and a mattress from her aunt)and she always delivers ‼️‼️‼️

  • @cheses.
    @cheses. Месяц назад +572

    First a fairy hunter, now a spell buyer. Oh how ironic

    • @Mousieofhousie
      @Mousieofhousie Месяц назад +21

      Oh, how the mighty have fallen 😔 hope Chad gets the help she needs to get over her magic problem 🙏

  • @Malowith
    @Malowith Месяц назад +301

    Chad Chad is now canonically simultaneously a vampire and the Hulk.
    Do vampires need to be invited in if they smash through a wall?

    • @CrowMaiden
      @CrowMaiden Месяц назад +11

      I'm now thinking of a vampire Hulk smashing through a wall and being blown back by Buffy the Vampire Slayer-style rules where vampires literally, physically cannot enter without invitation.
      (I know that probably isn't how it would work, but I'll abandon physics for a fun mental image.)

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 Месяц назад +8

      "HULK SMASH HIS WAY UP TO THE FRONT DOOR SO HE CAN ASK TO BE INVITED IN!"

    • @Schattenbalg
      @Schattenbalg 11 дней назад

      Yes - unless you're renting from a shitty landlord. That doesn't count as a home owned by a human being.

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight Месяц назад +14

    THANK YOU. I've been documenting a few of these scammers over the years. No plans on what to do with the info because it's nigh impossible to report shops/products on Etsy 🙃 Worse yet are the shops selling questionable and downright illegal animal parts.

    • @lillianfulgham9280
      @lillianfulgham9280 29 дней назад

      I feel ya. I spam report obviously poached orchids and other plants lol. It doesn't seem to help 😕

  • @KeatonX92
    @KeatonX92 Месяц назад +205

    Been having some pretty rough days lately and an unfun medical diagnosis, but thanks for the laughs, Chaddest of Chads.
    Also your hair looks great, purple is the best color, and I'll sleep better tonight knowing my libra blood is a deterrent for at least 1 vampire.

  • @ok.8363
    @ok.8363 Месяц назад +102

    i recently bought the soul of a lithuanian man on etsy and my life hasn't been the same ever since

    • @mrnobodyatallnoneed
      @mrnobodyatallnoneed Месяц назад +21

      what a coincidence, i recently bought the soul of a latvian man on etsy and my life has been only going upward

    • @ok.8363
      @ok.8363 Месяц назад +11

      @@mrnobodyatallnoneeddo you know if the souls of estonian men help with back pain?

    • @daedalus6796
      @daedalus6796 Месяц назад +3

      So what did you do with it?

    • @ok.8363
      @ok.8363 Месяц назад

      @@daedalus6796i prefer not to say

  • @spoink-x3z
    @spoink-x3z 16 дней назад +5

    it took me 13 minutes to realize the blue circle in the corner was like a real thing in her room and not a blue circle in the corner of a youtube video indicating something i forgot to pay attention for

  • @martivivanc0667
    @martivivanc0667 Месяц назад +131

    I love the way her hair changed 3 times throughout the video. Hell, she's probably an Etsy witch of her own too

  • @zolozorro9855
    @zolozorro9855 Месяц назад +260

    14:20 I genuinely can't tell if there was an intentional joke in the way her form drastically changed from 2 weeks prior. Yeah, the correct form does make it way easier to lift heavy things.

    • @MrGoldfish8
      @MrGoldfish8 Месяц назад +9

      Exactly haha

    • @knightfromhell1
      @knightfromhell1 Месяц назад +19

      The curved back hurt my eyes. I'm glad she didn't injure herself

  • @chriswest6988
    @chriswest6988 Месяц назад +7

    It's really hard to trust someone who claims they have the supernatural ability to control others' thoughts and actions. Because they're either lying or telling the truth about that.

  • @Dratini__
    @Dratini__ Месяц назад +120

    There's like 5 unique Chad Chad skins in this video, and each is prettier than the last.

  • @def_knell802
    @def_knell802 Месяц назад +212

    8:13 my brain read “Spells by Autism” and I will die on this hill thank you. I’m also sleep deprived goodnight Chad 🎉

  • @amelialoudermilk6845
    @amelialoudermilk6845 Месяц назад +47

    as a witch i cannot stand people like this 😭 i don’t trust people who only see a spirituality as an income instead of an art or a way to connect to the earth. also … most witches do not condone love spells (cause we don’t want to ?? control people ??? wild concept)

  • @ThatOneSubTeacher
    @ThatOneSubTeacher Месяц назад +134

    Those witches have maxed out confidence. To be able to buy cement and lemon juice together or. Whatever they use for "spells" at the store checkout.

  • @thislycantomboy7087
    @thislycantomboy7087 Месяц назад +171

    “remember im homeschooled” dw chad chad the implication that the hydra is a greek *god* did make me squint

    • @edgeoftheuntimeworld
      @edgeoftheuntimeworld Месяц назад +5

      It looked more like Medusa than a Hydra.

    • @thislycantomboy7087
      @thislycantomboy7087 Месяц назад +5

      @ Perhaps, but the statement of “five extra *heads”* is more reminiscent of the hydra’s whole thing than Medusa’s serpent hair, no? either way, we have spent far too long analyzing a bit my friend

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty Месяц назад +5

      ​@@edgeoftheuntimeworld I also thought so, but even then, is Medusa a god? As far as I remember she isn't.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Месяц назад +7

      @mif_sovremennosty
      Nah, both her and the Hydra are monsters, though Medusa used to be a person, according to some legends.

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty 17 дней назад +2

      @@mastermarkus5307 I know that. So no matter what Chad Chad has meant, it's wrong either way, because none of these creatures are gods.

  • @JonahBernier-f3v
    @JonahBernier-f3v Месяц назад +14

    13:00 It must be weird being friends with a RUclipsr, because at any moment, this could happen.

  • @iguessimhere2632
    @iguessimhere2632 Месяц назад +146

    The entirety of your subscribers are already under the Etsy witch spell, all of us confess our undying love for our great Chad

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @iguessimhere2632
      @iguessimhere2632 Месяц назад +2

      @ average bot comment

    • @daedalus6796
      @daedalus6796 Месяц назад

      Only a true admirer of Chad Chad would address her by her full name: Chad Chad. What an obvious fake

    • @iguessimhere2632
      @iguessimhere2632 Месяц назад +1

      @ “great Chad” is a title, not simply her name. I am merely showing reverence by not familiarizing myself so much with our queen that I refer to her by her government name.

    • @daedalus6796
      @daedalus6796 Месяц назад

      @iguessimhere2632 she begins every video by declaring herself as Chad Chad. If that isn't her government name, what else could it be?

  • @debdeb327
    @debdeb327 Месяц назад +188

    13:59 why did the cake continuing into the next frame SEND me

  • @-cookieberries-300
    @-cookieberries-300 Месяц назад +17

    1:50 I was honesty was expecting this to be a transition for a sponsorship for some vpn that protects you from spam callers 😭 would have been soo smooth

  • @marlenacooper3165
    @marlenacooper3165 Месяц назад +217

    I have rapidly discovered that you are the funniest person I know of on RUclips

  • @jaydenakasoda2927
    @jaydenakasoda2927 Месяц назад +73

    Evil Chad Chad be like, "my name isn't Chad Chad, *whispers* it is really"

  • @glossykisses
    @glossykisses Месяц назад +8

    10:17 "It doesn't matter because all of their Hinge profiles will say they're 6ft" LMAOOO

  • @spidorfriends8191
    @spidorfriends8191 Месяц назад +93

    why do I feel like Chad got (somehow) even prettier just to spite the people who were hating for no reason

  • @SharkBerry
    @SharkBerry Месяц назад +64

    THE KURTIS CONNER JUMPER AHHH IT'S THE CUTEST DESIGN

    • @ellianna_mae
      @ellianna_mae Месяц назад +7

      stop i was wondering if anyone else noticed!!! i was thinking the same thing fr

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

  • @baram3124
    @baram3124 28 дней назад +27

    Not the algorithm recommending this to me the week my whole workplace found out 2 people hired a wizard to cast a spell on our new boss so they would get promotions, and to curse the people they don’t like.

  • @LukaSoloesUrFave
    @LukaSoloesUrFave Месяц назад +72

    I keep forgetting that you're a real person with friends and not just a little person in my phone

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Месяц назад +12

      I’m the little person in your phone. It’s kinda cramped but the rent is low.

    • @LukaSoloesUrFave
      @LukaSoloesUrFave Месяц назад +12

      @@DoctorBiobrain stop complaining or ill raise the price :/

  • @_sandakin_
    @_sandakin_ Месяц назад +483

    everyone say thank you chad chad

  • @cranberryjuice1288
    @cranberryjuice1288 Месяц назад +5

    one of my favorite consistencies of chad chad's videos is that her hair WILL be a different color in the ad read

  • @ashleightp
    @ashleightp Месяц назад +110

    i love the new hair! also love how it changed several times throughout the video those spells really did work huh

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u Месяц назад

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

  • @CaseyA456.7
    @CaseyA456.7 Месяц назад +107

    The description of Etsy was pretty spot on! "Earrings that were definitely not drop-shipped, or a spell to turn all your enemies into dust. We also have cheese!" 😂

    • @Rowan.Evander
      @Rowan.Evander Месяц назад +1

      As someone in the minority who actually does sell handmade things on Etsy (I make and blend my own perfume), this is tragically accurate 😭

  • @AzzleFraz
    @AzzleFraz Месяц назад +6

    I got an ad for like homemade organic natural furniture and legitimately thought it was just a weird intro for the video

  • @graves5091
    @graves5091 Месяц назад +48

    The Gabi Belle cameo was 🔥🔥🔥11:41

  • @Natasha_Velkirk
    @Natasha_Velkirk Месяц назад +129

    The commment about not wanting to deal with the winter months is so real, as someone who seems to just get progressively sadder as winter goes on.

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF Месяц назад +12

      Just sounds like seasonal depression

    • @necromaster998
      @necromaster998 Месяц назад +8

      You might ask your doctor about vitamin D injections

    • @darkworldkrisdreemurr
      @darkworldkrisdreemurr Месяц назад

      Gotta agree with you there op

    • @Lemu_with_a_shirt
      @Lemu_with_a_shirt Месяц назад

      As someone with a bad case of seasonal depression who loves the cold, the views in winter, the migratory winter animals etc, gotta disagree hard, despite how much those months suck.

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix Месяц назад +1

      Yeah I hate winter. I get depressed and have to deal with sometimes even -40 degrees Celsius. I’m jealous of all the people who actually like winter because they probably live in a warmer climate and don’t have to worry as much about frostbite (I lost the tip of my thumb that way).

  • @lovelylynx5473
    @lovelylynx5473 10 дней назад +2

    oh my god you just reminded me of when i was looking at coloured contacts on etsy (out of curiosity mostly, since it seemed like the kind of thing someone might sell there and i was looking for some) and there was someone selling.... a spell to change your eye colour. like, not a spell to make it _look_ like you had a different eye colour, or to make others believe that you had a different eye colour, but actually.. magically going in there and shifting around your pigments. like okay bethany i can get behind the magic relationship fixer-er (or un-fixer-er, as it may) but i dont think i want to put my physical body in your god given hands for a shot of your $5 AUD alchemy

  • @jfgibson73
    @jfgibson73 Месяц назад +65

    It is pretty comforting to know that if things ever get tough, some preteens have made spiritual TikTok’s I can refer to

  • @presleycobb8523
    @presleycobb8523 Месяц назад +27

    The “you constantly change your hair because your not happy with yourself.” I felt that on a different level.

  • @Gypsiehunnie
    @Gypsiehunnie 17 дней назад

    I’m sure you’ve gotten this before but I have listened to so many different ‘real life issues’ storytellers like you for years now and just found you today, and your videos are so refreshing compared! Wonderfully curated and I love them! So entertaining and much needed flair to all these concerning issues I get obsessed to listening to on a daily basis 😊

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Месяц назад +136

    "Bring back stubborn ex spell. I would rather die."
    You know this is why we love you. 🤣
    Also, 13:45 I can't believe Josh snuck into your garage and farted.

  • @mirkwoodFaerie
    @mirkwoodFaerie Месяц назад +10

    How dare you, I have 1000 grandmothers and am building them an apartment with beds right now.

  • @kaloncpu57
    @kaloncpu57 23 дня назад +2

    8:20 I had JUST looked down from the video and taken a bite of my biscuits and gravy. You must already be magic

  • @waithenar
    @waithenar Месяц назад +79

    NEW CHAD CHAD VIDEO??? HELL YEAH, SCREW STUDYING FOR MY MATH EXAM!

    • @melirl7028
      @melirl7028 Месяц назад +11

      Go study habibi😭

  • @junkoenshema2287
    @junkoenshema2287 Месяц назад +67

    Chad chad ate my child and i am so greatful

  • @TheBreakFastProjectYT
    @TheBreakFastProjectYT Месяц назад +3

    OMG Chad Chad My Queen you were the one i’ve been looking for all along, i was knee deep in Guac sauce until i felt this force take away my free will and filled me with endless thoughts of all your videos and now SUDDENLY found your jokes really funny you must be the one

  • @zuzannaleszczynska9287
    @zuzannaleszczynska9287 Месяц назад +43

    ur literally saving my life with these videos chadchad love u 🫶

  • @kissandcontrol909
    @kissandcontrol909 Месяц назад +28

    Even before the end of the vid I was thinking to myself how different this felt and how much I enjoyed it, of course I always enjoy your vids but this hit a sweet spot somewhere between wholesome and satirical. I especially appreciate the dedication to the scientific method!

  • @glossykisses
    @glossykisses Месяц назад +4

    "I'm just a girl" needs to stop being an excuse for evil deeds. Imagine a man you rejected SEVERAL TIMES hiring a spirit to haunt you... all so you'll sleep with him. Shit's real weird.

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 Месяц назад +26

    Chad considers a test to find out if she's a vampire. Looks at the daylight outside.
    "No," she tells herself, "I'm a youtuber."

  • @TheRealBunnyMan
    @TheRealBunnyMan Месяц назад +26

    11:00 poor Chad getting the religious homeschool experience instead of the autistic child homeschool experience

  • @bungoustraypups
    @bungoustraypups Месяц назад +1

    me, an actual witchcraft practitioner, seeing all of these people on etsy: that's not how this works! that's not how any of this works!

  • @SimplyTrulyNothing
    @SimplyTrulyNothing Месяц назад +26

    I’ll never forget the time I stumbled upon a divorce spell on Etsy, like that doesn’t feel morale

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties Месяц назад +5

      Was...was it to make another couple divorce or like, a spell to make yourself the victor in divorce court?

    • @outoforder4423
      @outoforder4423 3 дня назад

      I feel like it would be cheeper to just…….ask for a divorce.

  • @WotDennis
    @WotDennis Месяц назад +161

    buy me a spell mom

  • @joryhoskins423
    @joryhoskins423 Месяц назад +1

    Probably my favorite video yet. Thank you so much chad chad, looking forward to the next one!

  • @jasperzatch610
    @jasperzatch610 Месяц назад +16

    My chronic pain currently has me in tears on the floor, I couldn't be more thankful for the timing of this Chad chad video to help distract me

  • @disc0barbie
    @disc0barbie Месяц назад +27

    good afternoon chad chad, this is your friendly reminder that you are a very cool person who is contributing neat and valuable things into the world. i am grateful you exist.

  • @markruz-d6j
    @markruz-d6j 25 дней назад +2

    At this point, if someone bought a curse for me on Etsy, I’d just thank them for the thought. That spell’s gonna get eaten by the curse that is my life like a bad juju appetizer. But hey, it’s the thought that counts. Also Scotland currency is the haggis and no one can prove me wrong. I won't allow it.

  • @Sacrimony_
    @Sacrimony_ Месяц назад +48

    5:20 lmaooo she completely understood what was written wrong and that made it hilarious

  • @SipsClark
    @SipsClark Месяц назад +48

    3:31 the dog spell worked

  • @captainsprinkles6557
    @captainsprinkles6557 Месяц назад +5

    14:40 Bro that camera man must've been holding all of that in for a WHILE

  • @slamigail
    @slamigail Месяц назад +9

    "you only have two grandmothers"
    see that's where you're wrong cause I have my grandmother, grandma, grandma (grandma's special life time friend), and my step grandma!