All jokes aside. How much more confident schlatt has come in a year with himself and appearance is honestly amazing. He used to be scared to show his own face and now hes walking around in daisy dukes and a wig. Good on you schlatt. I'm proud
Now he’s out here eating quesadillas on livestreams & shit. I’m so proud of him and his progress, honestly, I’d give Schlatt a pat on the back if I could
Lmao he goes to GameStop and the cashier be like: heyyyyy wanna buy our pro membership?? You can get the limited edition skin for the new indie game “eating cheese” that like 10 people know! It’s only $10 a month y’know
Fun fact! Margot Robbie's performance in Barbie was actually heavily inspired by Schlatt in this video! Nice to see the Big Guy making an impact on the film industry
Schlatt, slapping his thighs and calling himself hot: *everyone liked that* (Self esteem is important and Schlatt is an honest, good guy saying honest, good things- so yeah!)
I love how this entire video can be summed up with 5 words: Booty shorts, Pink wig, THIGHS. Cheers to being the hilarious ball of crackhead energy we all love my guy.
@@ohrubie3834 no not the cat ears and cuffed jeans my middle school is quacking I mean I still cuff my jeans and no shade to the cat ears kids I was there I was one of you in years past but god was the warrior cats cat ears era scary *shiver*
@@justamicrowave2572 I'm pretty sure that this is all just an act so it's likely the latter for no reason other than that it's been alluded to by his friends that he's a completely different person off camera
@@emilia-ig2fd Idk but I want to know (but I know that I am not owed this info so I’m not obsessed. But it would be cool if someone who I grew up watching was similar to me in this way)
Schlatt: *putting on a wig for the first time and being so fucking confused about it* Me, a born cosplayer that does this shit for content: You're doing a great job sweetie
As a pansexual, my gaydar seems to break every time I see Jschlatt. he's the gayest-in-the closet-out-the-closet-not-straight-100%-straight man I have ever seen and it is quite entertaining.
Download Warpath today and get a whole bunch of free stuff in-game: bit.ly/WjSchlatt ⚔️⚔️
Yes (no)
No i dont want
no
Ok jschlatt
Thinking about it
Schlatt: "I only like blonde bimbos"
Schlatt a few seconds later...
"I like my women bald"
Blond skin
only the beard 😌💕
Lol
Because they both shine when the suns in them.
Birtney spers
" like my woman bald."
Quackity:
Quackity: *I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED*
AAHAHAAHAHAHA
We don't know if he's bald he never takes he's beanie
@@soupandwitches thats the joke
@@boopberry3665 oh _right_
I like how Schlatt intended to be more feminine with the wig, but all he did was turn into the ultimate icon of masculinity, HE-MAN
HE-MAN
Alpha
EAT THE PIZZA HE-MAN
@@adog90 HAHAHA WHAT THE *FUCK*
@@adog90 HE-MAN
Schlatt laughing at Raquel is the funniest thing ever
Fr
its "rAqQeLl😩🤚"
FR
7:04
ROLL THOSE R’s
"I like my woman tall and big, just like I like my men."
-Schlatt
Y e s
I like woman how i like my men.
Quackity reading this rn:👁️💧👄💧👁️
@@khadiii444 lol
Gayschlatt
“I only like blonde bimbos”
“I like my women bald”
The duality of Schlatt.
Schlatt is contradiction incarnate
Schlatt is a living oxymoron what do you expect
He wants their beards blond
A bald person can still have blonde genes. He is only after them for their genes.
Blond beard, bald head duh
Schlatt doing the pog face and laughing without moving his lips kind of scared me. 7:06
I thought the audio wasn’t syncing 😭😭😂😂
Just found out I can also do that and now I'm afraid of my own power .....
@Deadpoppin it's not that hard, but it feels so wrong, y'know?
When?
what time?
When shlatt stood up to show his realistic beauty standards i died laughing
“Just think about being bisexual”
*Noted*
👀
I fr went back ten seconds to back sure i heard that right
I already am but maybe he should take his own advice lol
@@crystalbaker1870 shut tf up
@@falloutdowntownmmm4141 ? god damn why r u so mad lol
All jokes aside. How much more confident schlatt has come in a year with himself and appearance is honestly amazing. He used to be scared to show his own face and now hes walking around in daisy dukes and a wig. Good on you schlatt. I'm proud
I can’t believe a comment just quoting the video has more likes than this comment smh 🤦♀️
hell yeah 👍
i agree with this comment! 🤝
ME TOO THANK YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING AHHHHH
Now he’s out here eating quesadillas on livestreams & shit. I’m so proud of him and his progress, honestly, I’d give Schlatt a pat on the back if I could
I like to imagine his house is extremely clean, then you walk into his recording room and it looks like a tornado just hit it.
i never think of that before,thankz 👍
His personality shifts from normal to Schlatt when he walks into the recording room (the beer fridge in the corner probably doesn't help)
@@subnormality5854 Every single time a maid walks in he fucking glasses them with a empty beer
I’d like to see a video of him cleaning his recording room, there’s a count in the corner of how many computer keys he finds.
cause he doesn’t leave the office
Schlatt: nothing wrong with women having a little bit of facial hair
Also schlatt: this is the ugliest shit I’ve ever made
yes
Schlatt: I like blond bimbos
Also Schlatt: immediately makes her bald
Imagine being at the game stop and seeing a 6'3'' guy with mutton chops and a pink wig buying a barbie wii game
Don't forget the booty shorts
@@SkarkDogy and the shaved legs
@@SkarkDogy dont forget about the tims
That would be epic
And the denim shorts
Schlatt: *violently slaps his thighs*
Random Arby’s ad: “WE HAVE THE MEATS”
I got a mr beast ad-
Schlatt’s got the meats if you know what I mean ;)
I GOT ONE FROM A BRAND LABELLED GODADDY NOOO
Hahahahahahaga
If Schlatt SLAPS HIS THIGHS ONE MORE TIME AHhhHhHhHh
really glad Schlatt became the first female President of America 🙏
Verified on Twitter moment
I agree
@@gerardonv3296 too soon
you gettin a like every second
I think you mean transgender.... She was a man before. Now shes the hottest barbire.
“i only like blonde bimbos”
“i like my women bald”
we stan versatility
Yes
@@tster_time6803 Yep
@@Signify. Yep
@@its_samie282 Yep
@@jokeer722 Yep
I can’t imagine schlatt going to GameStop and buying Barbie’s dream house party.
i bet he wore the short shorts to the gamestop
i can.
Lmao he goes to GameStop and the cashier be like: heyyyyy wanna buy our pro membership?? You can get the limited edition skin for the new indie game “eating cheese” that like 10 people know! It’s only $10 a month y’know
I can imagine it
I have a thing were I can’t picture things in my head but like wtf
Schlatt has learned being a woman well from being on the Rajjchelor multiple times
hi sir
OmG iTs ThE aUsTIn ShOwS LoVE oR hOsT nOT ThE RaJjCHeLor
Yes
@@JamesMondasian thank you for correcting now tne communist take over will be stopped
I was STUNNED when he showed us the shorts. I couldn’t move.
Bro I'm a thigh guy, this is too much for me 😭😳
Yes pepper pig a could tell
@@pixieplayz229 bruh you rlly just compared me to a pepper
@@esgib1385 yes I did
I watched this and pissed my self and cried
Fun fact! Margot Robbie's performance in Barbie was actually heavily inspired by Schlatt in this video! Nice to see the Big Guy making an impact on the film industry
I don't care what people say, Schlatt is the funniest bisexual women ever.
The face that it's women makes this even funnier
i agree
God the new fans are not funny
@@kendan856 do you think thats a joke jschlatt is multiple women merged together in one body through a very painful secret experiment
@@ExDee419 oh god what have we discovered
Schlatt: “ u mean u don’t want thighs like that” *slaps calf*
same
lol
I want it.
hi jacob
@@andrewengelbert7557 y u track me down 🥴
alternate title:
Closeted Man Plays Barbie in the Dream House while having a Manic Episode
More like closeted trans woman lol
come on he's hardly closeted
This video confirms that I am now more scared to watch him without my headphones than Minx
Other RUclipsrs: “I ain’t no sellout”
Jschlatt: “I will never not be sponsored.”
the j stands for jacksfilms : )
Technoblade: "Do I look like a fucking joke to you?"
We respect the grind
He needed extra money to help fund the balls
Quackity: I want booty shorts
Jschlatt: Um, ok
Omg true jsjsjsjs
Lol
I think schlatt would say "Do i care"
When was this ?? Was this an video ??
The muttons get bigger... and his room gets messier, this is a life falling apart as we watch Barbie mixed with politics and comedy. Love you JFlat.
@maiabea where you going 👋
@maiabea Nah man, Go to jupiter i already took Mars!
schlatt is the real flatty patty
maiabea bitch, Saturn’s MINE
@maiabea Unfortunately Annie liked Saturn so she put a ring on it, try Neptune
5:30 PLEASE HELP I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING THERE SCREAMS
NOOOO NOW I CANT STOP PLAYING THERE SCREAMS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, schlatt screamed like a goat 😂
Schlatt, slapping his thighs and calling himself hot:
*everyone liked that*
(Self esteem is important and Schlatt is an honest, good guy saying honest, good things- so yeah!)
y e s y e s
@@rroselandd w-wilbur f-f-foot? WILBUR FOOT? WILBUR FUCKING FOOT. WHAT
@@liahc0re you called?
@@rroselandd im crying what the actually fuck does it even mean
@@liahc0re instead of soot its foot, i am a foot
how does schlatt make me comfortable but so uncomfortable at the same time
Idk I have the same problem
It feels like the America sweater in the back my mind, but I kinda know it's not? (’O^O`; )
Yup, incredibly correct
yup
He's a mood and I love but hate it
Schlatts sexuality is more confusing than calculus
Agreed.
i think hes bi curious lol
@@_Darkreunion666 it's called joking around for the memes.
@@_Darkreunion666 it’s literally just being comfortable lol
@@As567na ik i cant joke to
THE WAY HE'S SO INTERESTED IN THE PLOT AND GETS SO MAD WHEN HE LOSES LMAOOOOOO
Schlatt: "IF I WANTED SHIT CLEANED UP, I'D JUST HIRE A MAID FOR IT"
Also Schlatt: *Buys Weston maid outfits*
@N30¿ eyy we have the same pfp
Imagine how awkward it would be buying that.
Cashier: Is- that all?
Schlatt: yep, just the barbie doll dream house wii game.
Cashier: uh huh...
And the booty shorts....
@@adelynwatkins3793 and the wig....
@Berrieez what i would give-
Hear me out..., self checkout
@@geniusvadim7858 brilliant
Schlatt: “Just think about being Bisexual.”
*Eret will remember that.*
Eret the king of bisexuals
@@an_anxious_cat and queen, they go by any pronouns
@@peepeebirxh3817
Just use "bicon" it's gender neutral.
@@面白いね-s8f wat?
THE EMPEROR!!!
My taste has matured
At first I simped for Pokimane, then I simped for Wilbur, and now I'm simping for schlatt
i simp for charlie, ninja, and schlatt. am i weird?
@@kylacalaunan1484 moist critical is where it’s at.
@@kylacalaunan1484 charlie?
You've evolved
@@Nonessentialsquid y e s
I've been banned from editing the jschlatt wiki page because I changed his picture to the thumbnail
You did the right thing
Respect, dude
^Careful, they’re a hero
respect
damnit, i've been banned from dave and busters.
“Just think about being bisexual”
-Jschlatt 2020
TIME STAMP IVE SEEN ALL THE COMMENTS BUT I MISSED THE THING
@@sandraohs_wifeforever 10:07
@@sandraohs_wifeforever 10:06 :)
@@bev2.0 TYSM
Don’t take beauty advice from Barbie, take it from me- SCHLATT in shorts 2020
70th like😔sorry
i feel like this whole video is just the pure essence of mother mother’s “verbatim”
WAIT YOU KINDA DID SUM
yeah, pretty much
I didn't even think of that , it's perfect !
I'm uncomfortable with how accurate this is
hospitals and phallic symbols and thigh slapping and nihilism. absolutely beautiful.
“Just think about being bisexual” so glad we have bisexual woman president
Me: *sees on reply* youtube u gonna let me see right?
RUclips: nah
that was actually so accurate i wanna cry
Amen
So much representation.
@@sallstephen why?
‘I like my women tall and big, just like my men’
Jschlatt and 10 big women confirmed?
idk if the world can handle that
Concept: Schlatt and 10 big men AND women
Bi Schlatt?
10 big hot steamy women?
I gotta say, wasn’t expecting this to be his next title.
My joke is now ruined. Pain.
Was* fixed it.
@@IAmSlaytanic which one is was *WHICH ONE*
@@IAmSlaytanic a true savior, I was worried for a second
Weirdly, I was
Its now: mmmm.. I look good
I love how this entire video can be summed up with 5 words: Booty shorts, Pink wig, THIGHS.
Cheers to being the hilarious ball of crackhead energy we all love my guy.
Those aren’t even booty shorts. He needs to go shorter
Schlatt: "I wouldn't do that with Ken."
Me: *Doubting intensifies*
@Gabriela Stępkowska ✨MAGIC✨
Let’s be honest
Schlatt is epic as a woman and man too
I agree, Yuuko Aioi from Nichijou
I agree as well
Agreed
im not gay but im more atracted to the female version
help female schlatt is my pfp on twitter
All jokes aside, Schlatt actually has great legs
FACTS
indeed
Agreed
True
Yup
7:09 this is impressive he pogged and laughed in one
No he monke
Schlatt on the community tab later today:
“Thinking about feminism”
Jschlatt: “The rich just get richer.”
Me: Communist Jschlatt?
The duality of man
Commschlatt
Nah bro its capitalism
Pretty sure that's capitalism...
@@bruhbruh473 well thats why he is upset by it
7:08 I admire how Jschlatt can simultaneously laugh and pog
@Timesski yes but no
@Timesski ?
*he pough*
Yeah that's seriously called me off guard dude!
omg guys... jschlatt predicted talk tuah at time stamp 0:57
Wait... the title changed from “I am the perfect woman” to “Mmmmh I look good”
What was your original comment
I mean they not wrong tho
No, the original title was "Becoming the Ultimate Woman"
yeah it went from
-becoming the ultimate woman
-i am the perfect woman
-Mmmmm i look good
I honestly thought he uploaded a new video and wondered where the other one went
“just think about being bisexual” *thinks about sweater weather*
exactly (also nice pfp 😀)
*Cuffed jeans intensify*
Looks at my feet
Sees I’m suddenly wearing all stars
@@c_p1858 suddenly is wearing cat ears
@@ohrubie3834 no not the cat ears and cuffed jeans my middle school is quacking I mean I still cuff my jeans and no shade to the cat ears kids I was there I was one of you in years past but god was the warrior cats cat ears era scary *shiver*
Schlatt is in a constant state of being inside and out of the closet for some reason
Schrodingers (schlattingers?) closet.
One foot in one foot out
@@kat1555 schrodingers schlatt
@@cdough3412 schroddinger's... gayschlatt?
He's in a quantum state
Alternative title: Grown man plays a Barbie game as he destroys his room.
I would like but
69
nice
“Where’s the last shoe?” “I FOUND IT!!!” *hits mic* “I FOUND IT!!”
Love this technoblade cosplay! A little different than some others I've seen but I can tell you put a lot of work into it 🤗
he even has the batshit political views
BDFHJ
SNDJSBD LMAO BYE 😃🤚
I legit thought he was cosplaying technoblade before watching this video a minute in and realizing he actually WASN'T cosplaying technoblade 😔
Yea he just needs more acne to make it realistic
Schlatt is the Freddie mercury of RUclips, we'll never know if he's gay or not
except for that we know Freddie was gay, or at least bi
@@thebutterlord9785 yeah, when he died
schlatt is both the gayest and straightest man i know
@@julie-ht9kx this is true
@@julie-ht9kx "I play by both sides, so I always come out on top."
people: schlatt is homophobic
schlatt: 3:17
shlatt: “i like my women bald”
minx: *shaves head*
no
Yes
Yes
No
Perhaps
"I'm hot now, I'm hot now, I can probably understand Barbie."
-Jschlatt 2020
Waiting for the “thinking about being bisexual” community post
Nah he busy thinking bout feminism
"thinking about being a girl" or "thinking about MtF therapy"
bruh was he beinf serious bout dat tho
LMAO trueee
“Thinking about Ryan”
11:56 now this is the part when we question if Schlatt is joking or not
Exactly
WHEN SHLATT SEARCHED UP BARBIES AGE AND SAID “the video ends here, I have something else to do” HAD ME CRYING-
I wonder what he needed to do. Like ACTUALLY do
@@sin8283 😳
Time stamp? 😩
@@slayr1872 11:56 😫😫
@@Big_K516 😩😩😏😏😏
The game was so bad, he changed dramatically and became less capitalist and more progressive.
It’s the short shorts
"THE RICH JUST GET RICHER"
What a mess
Barbie does that to you
Schlatt is becoming more like Obama and its scary.
“You need to be bald for at least 1 month a year as a woman” -Jshlagg
I was thinking about when he said that while he was making the Mii.
didn't he say this first to Kandyland when she asked him to shave his chops
@@seignee yes
It takes a whole year to grow hair into a karen cut, so he actually wants every woman to be a karen
HIS REACTION TO THIS WHOLE GAME IS PRICELESS
I love how the description reads: "beautiful may be a stretch for Minx" LOL
Connor Pugs eyyy its you :))
DOOR
Hi connor
Connor Pugs please stop replying to Tubbo with Tubbo moment i beg you
LULW
hi connor :)
"Think about being bisexual." -Schlatt 2020
Thinking?
I don’t even have to try
@@izzy1878 Well, after seeing schlatt in those shorts, I think im with ya.
Title changed from “I became the perfect woman” to “Mmmh... I look good”
Becoming the ultimate woman*
Only legends remember the old title
How the fuck did this get so many likes? Who went to this comment and thought “yeah I like this comment”?
@@dale6505 introverts way of agreement lol
@@MarshieGoat LMAOOOO I JUST GOT CALLED OUT
Me:being *bisexual*
Schlatt: *just think about being bisexual* 10:07
Schlatt: blondes are fake
Me, a natural blonde: **fades into the void**
o
Goodbye. We will always remember you.
Same, “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...”
I'm dirty blonde-
HOW DOES THIS WORK??
Ok.
I was expecting many things, but Schlatt wearing shorts was not one of them
schlorts
S C H L O R T S
Schlatt emits extremely homosexual energy and has married many women.
_Correct._
wdym? He "has relationships with women. And SEX WITH MEN"
Except he isn’t homosexual... kinda
Schlatt strikes me as either very gay or very straight, but definitely not bi or pan.
@@justamicrowave2572 I'm pretty sure that this is all just an act so it's likely the latter for no reason other than that it's been alluded to by his friends that he's a completely different person off camera
4:08 the shorts i-
He doesn't even have to try he is just so beautiful
Jschlatt: stands UP Everyone else: looks DOWN
The shorts are just 😚👌
Yes
I don't regret anything.
Man you know we gotta look down there 😩
He got his shorts from quackity
2 for 1 levi booty shorts ✨
Who got them from philza
@@dontfakethis1336 if Burger King gave out more coupons I would go there more
Please call me by my first name!
Keith!
@@EstherGacha09 hi Keith
never thought i would watch a grown man shout out of anger at barbies dreamhouse, but hey, here we are
4:28 for saluting to hitler I can’t I’m literally wheezing
Finally a comment addressing that.
8:06
Jshlatt looks like that drunk friend you gotta drive home
It scares me that he is able to let out that maniacal laugh without moving his face at all.
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The only comment I can see is “gay Schlatt”. There is only that comment. One singular gay Schlatt
Sounds like an omen
The true comment
there's a gay schlatt on screen too. A pair of gay schlattesses
Just as it should be
Papapepepararapaapa
"why's that?"
"they dont have my style. my grAce!"
*Falls over*
schlatt’s sexuality is more confusing than my own
He’s either bi, gay, straight, transgender or homophobic.
@@neelav6703 are you okay?
or Homiesexual
@@neelav6703 Do you have Parkinson’s?
@@neelav6703 please delete youtube :)
not gonna lie, caught me off guard when schlatt stood up and he was wearing shorts
I burst out laughing in the middle of a zoom call smh
Im sorry but there is literally no way hes straight. Theres just no fucking way.
Ludbuds are used to it
I genuinely forgot he even has legs
@@goredCadaver he's straight, it's just a bit
"Becoming the ultimate woman"
"I became the perfect woman"
Just choose a title schlatt
Changed it again lol
HE CHANGED IT AGAIN SCHLATT CHOOSE A TITLE
mmmh...... i look good
Now it's mmmh i look good
How am I supposed to explain to my mom why I’m laughing so much
“Just think about being bisexual” is my new favorite Schlatt quote
is he actuallyyy
@@emilia-ig2fd eh god knows
@@emilia-ig2fd Idk but I want to know (but I know that I am not owed this info so I’m not obsessed. But it would be cool if someone who I grew up watching was similar to me in this way)
Literally me whenever life becomes too much
Schlatt: Makes his “dream girl” as a Mii
Minx: Sacrifices were needed
Schlatt: *putting on a wig for the first time and being so fucking confused about it*
Me, a born cosplayer that does this shit for content: You're doing a great job sweetie
IM SO GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT
I literally have the exact same wig as Schlatt in blue lol
He put it on better his first time than when I did 😅😆
Really? That's so pog
Why did I read this in Jacksepticeyes voice for “You’re doing great sweetie!"
11:13 I hope his neighbors have some distance from Schlatt's room
jschlatt: just think about being bisexual
the bisexuals: OH! U CALLED ME?
'ello
Hi uraraka
@@brke4296 Ooh hi! Tamaki!
Oh helloooo
Heya, I have been summoned
4:49 I love how freaked out Schlatt gets
Alternate title: Schlatt fails No Nut November
This was my first video I watched of Jschlatt. Every now and then I come back and rewatch it. 2020 was crazy bro 😭
If Schlatt was a woman he’d literally just be Minx
Someone gets it
honestly tho
if minx was a man.. oh wait she is
Minx minus the accent
but Schlatt is hotter though, the dumpy he'd be carrying though.... Omg.....
minx watching this like:
✍shave✍my head✍and✍grow✍a beard✍
all she need to do is to wear a pink wig, that's all
Lmao
As a pansexual, my gaydar seems to break every time I see Jschlatt.
he's the gayest-in-the closet-out-the-closet-not-straight-100%-straight man I have ever seen and it is quite entertaining.
YOOO IM PAN TOO AND I JUST CANNOT TELL WITH HIM
hes a john mulaney
Yea i'm pan too, i can literally never tell
Im pretty sure he’s straight, but he’s just the funniest guy ever.
Yeah he's the one person I can't tell with