RABBID TORTURE SIMULATOR
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- Опубликовано: 30 мар 2020
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Игры
"Did we just steal a small child?"
"Oh okay, it's just a s e x d o l l."
Same difference
Potato potahto
*oh no*
I've never bought a sex doll
If you turn on closed captions it says “Kate’s just a sex doll” 😳
“is that a small child? oh, no, it’s just a sex doll.”
wait...
Same thing
@@xboxuni1814 😂😂😂
xbox uni he said it he fucking said it
Patrick: I see no difference
The Rabbids actually do have a canon lore: They were peaceful creatures residing in the Glade of Dreams. But because of their stupidity, they were teased and bullied by the other inhabitants of their world. They decide to plan an assault on The Glade. They captured the hero of the world, Rayman, and forced him to compete in silly challenges where they would mock him. Presumably to treat the world’s hero as the world treated them. They then enslaved most of the world’s inhabitants for revenge. Rayman managed to escape, and then foil the Rabbid’s plans. There were a few more Rabbid attacks over the years, but nothing of note. It isn’t known how they gained their inter dimensional travel abilities, but I like to think they invented by mistake
what the fuck
Um Cara Normal num Planeta normal LMFAO
what the *fuck*
*what the f u c k*
*_what the f u c k_*
"It's creamy gravy y'all"
"Big D"
Big D
Woman in the corner ascends to a different plain of existence
Okay it's a date, big D
I'm uncomfortable
I didn’t expect Schlatt, the dystopian businessman, to be scared of a *vacuum*
He’s a dog
It's gonna suck up all his money
Dystopian???
Todd he causes extreme chaos and panic
*It’s a scary fuckin vacuum, mate*
“this is where we get them naked!” says schlatt while playing a kids game revolving around animals
Jimmy Schlattville
Stop watching some nigga play and fucking upload
11:06 what the fuck is that guy doing?
Jäger The Fäger Very inspirational
@@serg.i0 i cried
Pure unadulterated chaos. Jschlatt and this game were made for each other.
Imagine.
Schlatt, Ted, and Charlie playing this game together.
Michael Williams
This comment hurts now
@@hsimone p
@@hsimone the rabid sandwich
@@JiMMy-xd8nu chuckle rabbids
I never fully could realize and comprehend how apeshit insane this game was, all I remember is that I absolutely loved the experience, enough to play through it several times
Yeah, i remember playing this at my friend's house as a kid
Same.
creamy gravy y’all
I think the music helps with the insanity of it all
It looks fun to play through ironically
This was my childhood game
Now I'm starting to realise where my schizophrenia came from
@@se.224 a bit too fun
Bwaa?
I’m sitting in my bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.
ok, man with username of MOUTH SAUCE
@@bingoccolon thanks bingobango
You've literally pulled a "goodnight man I'll talk to you tomorrow" *last online 1295 days ago* moment, and you had to stick it in the end just to remind me
"Goodnight girl, I'll see you tomorrow"
*falls and dies*
@@frostryder1285 incorrec twomad never dies his tiddies keep him alive
@@guy2316 true
Lmao
I hope that he will continue this on his future streams on his second twitch account now that he's back
2:22
Girl in bush: *moaning*
Schlatt: o h
Lmao
So funny.
are you sure that's what happened? come on man, watch the video smh my head XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
😳
AYOO
0:40 As someone who is learning French, I can confirm that he is speaking French. What he said translates to "I have lost my sense of morality in the second great war"
"We are coming back to this game."
When the world needed him the most, he vanished.
nah this stream was a while ago
@@ethanwillis3074 its like the joke was a rocket
I know this stream was a while ago but he said on the misfits podcast he’s just talking a break
Earth just lost its best defender
@@Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowlol "break"
This video taught me that Schlatt didn’t stop streaming, he just got booted from twitch due to all of the violence in this game :/
This streamed a while ago I think
@@Eli_Inc. Yea back during Christmas iirc
This is an old stream
guys i think that's the joke^
Eli Beard and that’s what he means by he stopped streaming a while ago cause of the shit in this game you dummy
2:35
"No wait, you can't do that on this platform"
Also Schlatt playing Babysitting Mama:
both are based
"Maybe even tomorrow, quote me" -Jschlatt 6 months ago
-Jschlatt 10 months ago
-Jschlatt over 1 year ago
@@dougdimmadomepog9013 lol I was just gonna say😂
- Jschlatt, 2.5 years ago
Woman: Being racist to schlatt
Schlatt: Alright, I'm taking your clothes off
That's just how it works
Noah Salgadinho because if Katerino can do it then so can schlatt
@@lettuce5385 😔
Literally Lettuce bruh
NO SCHLATT STOP YOURE ONLY ENFORCING THEIR STEREOTYPE NO STOP
*chases a woman in bikini with a shopping cart*
"is there a time limit of how long i can do this before i get kicked of the platform?"
Rusticabcd The Robloxian wow good job u have common sense
Rusticabcd The Robloxian no shit sherlock
Jesus christ why you so mean
0:23 "I want to be very careful so as to not damage him." Immediately gives them brain damage from blunt force trauma.
10:40 I'm sorry, did that say, "[cough, wheeze, etc.]"?
yes it did
the only sound you hear in hospitals are coughing, wheezing, and the sound of people saying etc.
Yes. Yes it did
Hey, at least they’re not minions.
Oh god don’t even say that name
@@jackbudi Minions torture
@ Much better.
i used to be a very big fan of rabbids when i was a kid, and i was LIVID when the popularity of the minions overtook them
Daniel Sambar No minions please
I never realized how sexual and slightly racist this game is
2008 was a wonderful time
"Slightly"
It’s creamy gravy y’all
@@killiangrigg6624 it really is
'you come back nother time' 💀
The fact that kidnaping Mr. Ebola and shoving down the toilet is the least insane part of this game boggles the mind.
5:43 schlatt literally every second of this game
Who in the writing room was like: "Yeah, so the Rabbids invade a hospital, right? and there's this patient with a disease who's dying, yeah? So now, the Rabbids take his body, and flush it down a toilet! Perfect ending!"
its bloody brilliant
Fade to black moment right there
That's not the best part. You see him 2 more times. Second's same as the first, but the third one is amazing. You steal him from his own wedding. It's amazing.
Salsamurai its not even the end of the game
"The game predicted ebola"
You know it was a while ago cuz he says this and not...you know...the other thing
He is also thinking about the fact that it is 2008 in the game
Shhhhhhh [Puts finger on lips] that hasn’t happened yet
NO YPU DONT UNDERSTAND, SOME CORONA PATIENTS HAVE PLASTIC DOMES AROUNF THEIR HEAD
Or it’s because RUclips demonizes people who say Corona virus
@@Goober1337 ??? Why theres lots of videos that say corna because it's a pandemic happening right now, do they not want people to talk about current events that's so dumb lol
0:26 I dont know why this is so funny. He just genuinely started panicking
5:00 the car crash from carson’s favourite action channel :,)
Jschlatt when he finds people protesting peacefully against his company
Nothing happened at cock square in 2020, jschlatt the all mighty did nothing on said date at said location.
Jshlatt is chinese confirmed
“Im literally the dr.disrespect of rabbids” schlatt did you cheat on your rabbid wife??!?
I can explain
Damn
@@jschlattLIVE then explain
@@jschlattLIVE explain it or else you're a loser.... you DON'T wanna be a loser... do you?
@@jschlattLIVE You can't explain your deviant actions for cheating on such a pure being
I’m really sad that I actually know the rabbids lore
Amd I am really happy to know
@@no-yy7dz they have a show called rabbids
I remember playing this game as a kid, I consider it a part of my childhood
mine too
"quote me, we are coming back to this game again"
-Hitler
Hold up-
Your mom
When the world needed him most, he stopped streaming.
It's funny how this fever dream of a game was going on while Carson was talking about serious shit on the same day
The duality of man
@@katyushastova5232 hi
6:01
The Rabbid said "wot" after she said that 💀💀
The fact that this would've been rated PEGI 7 in Russia, but at the same time Miitopia is rated PEGI 18 in Russia due to miis being capable of being gay really says a lot.
Oh my god, schlatt’s into rabbids in lingerie
Bladez/J money/PvP God/ Stalin/GaySchlatt/Mr. Minecraft/JSchlatt is a furry confirmed?
Not rabbits. Rabbids. Which is even worse
i mean who isn't? mmmhmm yes red thong rabid
Feli si Are you okay
captaindog And autocorrect strikes the first blow, but editing returns with a back hand!
I love the fact that schlatt was just going off and insulting this woman at 2:20, then she started getting off on it and he's just like "oh"
The dynamic between Schlatt and Minx?
swordsmancs LMFAOOOO
@@swordsmancs LMAO
@@swordsmancs this is even funnier after watching the dating show video
Ooh?
this was THE game i wanted schlatt to keep playing, and ofc this was the exact last stream when he stopped streaming and changed the kind of content he does forever.
OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS I LOVE THIS GAME
"rabbids predicted ebola"
oh.... oh 2019 schlatt..... you innocent youth......
shut up
shut up
@@yeyumbo I’m gonna reply to you every day now
@@Juliana-kc1sv no your not
Plus I'd rather have covid 10 times over than have ebola
It’s unusual for schlatt to upload horror games like this
this comment has me dying
JSchlatt plays a game that came out during the Great Recession, while we are being hit by another recession.
Perfect.
I don't know how I'm only now realising that the game about little men stealing things has a Romanian soundtrack.
Perhaps the best Romanian soundtrack
The rabbids are a perfect representation of what society will look like after a year in quarantine.
This aged sooooo fucking well
Bebbsi Man lmao little did I know it would only take a couple months
You’ve been standing in line at Costco since 4am waiting to get one pack of toilet paper. The store is finally about to open. Just as the huge metal shutters open, a bunch of rabbids in shopping carts rush into the store while playing the tuba, clearing out the entire paper products aisles. Not to mention they are stripping the clothes off of all the employees and customers who interfere
Thank you for your story
This was, and still is my favourite game of all time
Honestly fr
my favourite ubisoft game, not that that bar is high
"He speakin French"
come on guys lets not make fun of people with Parkinson disease it will take them a while to dislike our comment.
Holy shit that's funny
Not like disliking a comment ACTUALLY FUCKING DOES ANYTHING
I'm going to hell lmao
Heather :P don’t worry, schlatt approved.
@Professional Businessman They should make it like comments on the hub
The kids liked it because of the loud noises
The adults liked it because of the dialog
This game will never age for me, its a damn good. (Also I have a 100% completion on my red Wii nerds)
It's the only good rabbids related game
@@slothic157 the one with rayman was good tho
Yooo, a fellow red Wii owner!
Dio Brando Wii Mini. Inferior.
A red wii? Wow. I thought it was cool that I had a black wii.
2:53 my grandma turned on a vacuum
"he's speaking french" yes. Rabbids are from france so lmao
Rabbids are jschlatt's fursona
he literally has a goat profile picture and had a goat skin
?????
wait no I take that back I don’t want an angry businessman rabbid goat hybrid
Lol
MeteorFright shut up gay boy
Jstack just simultanously made this nostalgic and cursed at the same time. How...
1:18 I’m admiring the names of the emails
4:16 i laughed so hard i banged my head against the wall behind me-
10:44
Rabbids predicts Ebola
Jschlatt predicts corona
We need to stop this cycle before it gets more vicious
Now you’ll have predicted the next plague...
Brady predicts ALMA-22
You’ll get the joke in 2022
@@gplgs4640 OH GOD NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
@CallMeCar Brüh
>vicious cycle
>rabbids
I see what you did there
"I have to strip these people." The last words before jschlatt was stripped of his account on youtube and twitch
10:40 and onward ... well that was close to being a completely different joke
*I unironically like the rabbids*
0:26
The Rabbid WiiMote torture minigame was actually released as a standalone WiiWare title for 500 Wii points.
Jackson Goad that’s 5 fucking dollars for a rabbids game
Rabbids Lab?
@@ToastyBoiChannel Yes
@@smonkjo I use to have that Wiiware until my Wii has gone missing and forgot to transfer my data to my Wii U's vWii
@@ToastyBoiChannel Aw, sorry that happened to you.
My father has Parkinson’s and I just want to say that Schlatt using the Wiimote is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen to how he moves.
Rest in peace Big Man. I hope he’s up in heaven, doing quaaludes as he always wanted.
7:33 everyone to a game made by EA
2:24 The fact that, that happened at 69 feet is perfect
Torturing rabbits was funny before, but when Schlatt does that...
*Its hillarious*
"Quote me. Quote me"
-jschlatt 2020
13:50 and he never did
glad schlatt is uploading more frequently. puts a smile on my face every time he posts
He posted this same video before
Gamma I’m aware this was from like Christmas, it’s on the jschlattlive channel so ofc it isnt like totally new lol
13:30 schlatt released that guy into the world. later that month the coronavirus started spreading, coincidence?
*...We should force him to play “Rayman Raving Rabbids”*
2:26 oh
10:41 it’s dying Bryan
Holy shit your right... Why didn't Shlatt think of that
@@switchedup5834 *S H L A T T*
@@guyfieri4017 autocorrect my b
@@switchedup5834 sureee
@@guyfieri4017 bruh
7:00 only rabbids can make this man reload his laugh
He’s actually just crying
Oh, them and ABLVLBVLBLVLBLVL lady
“we are coming back to this game” IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
Have I watched this stream 10 times?: yes
Will I watch it again?:
Yes
Yes
When was it?
@@dantino2279 I think it was december. Can't exactly remember tho. It's on his vods channel
"I want to be very careful so I dont damage him"
*proceeds to violently torture it*
0:24 free time stamp
0:37 im french and yes he is actually speaking a lil bit fench by saying "ouai c'est c'est moi ouais"
11:06 I know the guy is supposed to be fixing the elevator but... am I the only one who sees somthing else...
Oh not... Not again... Rabbids fuel my nightmares.
Good
- This is the first time I've ever caught one of your streams and you're playing rabbids?
- Sorry
I really felt that
HE SAID SORRY SO SINCERELY THOUGH LMAOAOO
He never came back to this masterpiece of Wii Content...
10:44 Oh my god he predicted covid before it happened
10:42 "ebola" shows you the date of this stream lol
actually it shows that it’s a very recent one because that’s sarcasm and he was implying coronavirus
I’m pretty sure the bod was uploaded in November last year.
I know that it was at least streamed in 2019
No it shows the date of the game
I played this on the Wii. This was my fcking childhood, I love you dad.
Did you ever beat it?
@@undynetheheroine6667 No.
Same here
The rabbit universe made me buy a plunger because the rabbits looked so happy with them.
"we will finish this maybe even tomorrow" 🙂
10:40 "oh my god they predicted *coronavirus* before it happened"
Everytime Schlatt posts:
me: *sighs*
same bruh 😔✋
AllDay28 uh oh schlorny
10:45 damn, i remember watching this on stream. scary how much has changed in just a few months lol
shlatt i beg of you
please come back to this game
please.
0:40 he’s speaking xQc
Inaccurate, someone can actually understand what he’s saying
"He's speaking French"
CHaT ChAt ChAt
4 minutes in and you hear, "I HAVE to strip these people"
It is now an undeniable fact that there is a rabbid inside of every single wii remote on earth
0:45 fun fact: the rabbids franchaise was actually made in belgium as a comic book series
This is literally the perfect game for Schlatt holy shit I hope he does more of this... Fly me to the moon Schlatt!! DO IT FOR THE RABBID WITH THE THONG
The ending of every level was the most hype thing ever
When I saw the title I literally whispered this to my self
"You should really play steak torture simulator. wanna guess what you do all I'm gonna say is. "DRY" there's no better game for ya "trust me" it's perfect for ya."
This video brought back the memories from a part of my childhood I thought I lost long ago
I can’t tell if this is a re-unload because this game is such a fever dream filled with Deja Vu.