10 Australians vs Las Vegas
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I work at the Atomic Museum. I regret to inform you that none of the artifacts (aside from the gadget in our Trinity exhibit) are models. Everything we have is real and have been stripped of their nuclear devices to make them safe for public display.
So the bombs are strippers? Jokes aside I live in St. George and been to Vegas more than I can count, but I haven't been to that museum. I'll need to check it out next time I'm there.
can you touch employees
or are they (moon men starts playing)
Horrifying, but cool
well no shit they dont have a working nuke tf
Mart is the equivalent of a stray cat. He shows up every 3 or 4 months, but when he does he has learned to summon Cthulhu and has gone to hollow earth.
Hollow earth? from the wandering earth book?
@@interestinggamer8060 no, from the monster verse
@@interestinggamer8060 wandering Earth?
*eye of cthulhu has awoken!*
hollow earth with the GIANTS
The "Enhance" bits had me crying... those huge badonkers caught me completely off guard, lol.
some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers, packin' some dobohonkeros! Massive dohoonkabhankoloos! Big old tonhongerekoogers!
Mart's reaction was mine. A deep, concerned but not surprised, holy *hit.
@@swawslordshit
@bucherwurm5344 Yeah some big bazongus, humongous humminahuminahubbas, massive motherlymogas, gigantic jigglyjellies, enormous... I can't think of anything else.
Girl got the anime build
Vegas is kinda like if someone took all of those erotic game ads, and just made it a place
14:05 sick dance moves!
Nah that's LA
having lived there for ten years of my life, this is an accurate statement.
@@loganproksch9305 having lived here for 18 years, it wasn't like this but yeah grew to that LOL valid
I GO TO VEGAS!!!
They went ultra American immediately and pointed a gun at a stranger
And somehow didn’t get shot for there troubles
@@aregularperson7573 or arrested
@@HellspawnAirsoft or both
what time point was that at
@@pookie1711 23:14
15:52 that fucking bra is a more impressive feat of engineering than the fucking Hoover dam.
Don't ask me how I know this, but every size up it adds another inch to the circumference of the chest at its widest, with A being +0 inches
What she got is probably ZZ sized or larger, +50 inches or more
@@CT-7731*holy shit*
Her bra is more of an impressive feat of engineering then the earth
@@CT-7731 holy my god how is that possible
@@YaBoyNyx more plastic than the pacific garbage patch
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
We won't go quietly
the legion can count on that
*hits quicksave key*
All you had to do was not say the line...
*Quicksaving...*
I'm so sorry...
every video i see remotely related to Las Vegas has this fucking comment
"That's Vegas Baby" -Courier 6
can confirm
I can confirm i said this
John fallout
"Patroling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
“WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!” - a man from Nipton
the Bob Lazar story gets crazier. In the early 2000's he started an online chemical surplus store called United Nuclear, which among other things, sells uranium compounds, purifed radioactive isotopes, and even plutonium (as long as you have the proper paperwork and like $200,000 to blow). Website is still around and has barely been changed since it was created
bruh
homie is the real alien simp, not the US
@@goddepersonno3782 I'd slob some alien knob to get some skitz anti grav tech
so ur telling me that there is publicly accessible uranium and plutonium
@@ligma445 Uranium yes plutonium no uranium is super common plutonium is heavily regulated due to its use in nuclear weapons and dirty bombs
@@ligma445 as long as you have the proper paperwork and like $200,000 to blow
I was NOT expecting that RussianBadger jumpscare
Whermst?
@@SirNobleIZHdid you mean "Whermst"?
@@SirNobleIZH 8:46
Racist jumpscare
@@razeguy9639legitimately, genuinely, huh?
Brother cannot stop feeding his America/west coast addiction
West coast best coast. (Except you California, you're not invited)
@@ltcuddles685had us in the first half
@@ltcuddles685 "west coast best coast (except for over half the west coast)"
@@ltcuddles685 no disneyland?
As much as we (I.e. Australians) love to meme on you guys, we do love how hard you guys go
respect champions
19:28 A wild Filian has been spotted.
the best part about the place we took Mart to shoot was that like all good American establishments they gave us a burger after we shot all their guns
Definitely invite him to an ArmA3 fustercluck
@@Open_Pack I support this fully, frog ArmA3 op
I love my country holy shit lmao
were they good burgers?
That is honestly the true American experience, glad y'all had fun
10:24 Remember, Boeing's employee of the year is bald with a barcode on the back of his head. TELLING STORIES DOESN'T PROTECT YOU
Ay, don't do our boy like that - if anything he'd go to boeing for an "unfortunate" change of leadership, lol
5:04 is completely normal. Whenever one of those planes goes over my university we all sprint to the windows/outside to get a look.
I live next to hill afb out in Utah, it gets old after a while and straight up annoying
7:59 fun fact, when the military put the U2 into service they figured they had 18-24 months before it was no longer safe and began work on the A-12/SR-71 and I’m pretty sure it got shot down about 20 months later.
Yep. People tend to forget that militaries know that any advantage they have will disappear without maintenance. The US had 20 months of practically un-impeded flights over the USSR, until they didn't. And they already had another project in the works regain that advantage by that point.
19:42 that is such a jerma interaction holy shit he is an enigma
I broke down laughing and said "fkin what" 😂😂😂
Wheelin’ & Dealin’ !
i actually exploded, jerma is a legend 😂😂😂
never on earth did i think i would get a russian badger crossover in a martian vid, amazing.
>The video is named "10 Australians vs Las Vegas"
>I click on it
>The intro scene has Martincitopants in an empty crater
I guess the Australians won
41 likes and RUclips didn't tell me?!? What kind of system IS this!?!
@@spartanc173”WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY?!?!?!”
-some guy in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere
@@alice-dl6mf That was the most unexpected Red vs. Blue reference ever... Of all time.
@@spartanc173well, your pfp is a Spartan helmet, and your username is spartanc, what did you expect
@@endrek4895 A Halo reference, given they're separate franchises.
Area 51’s unit patches just being effectively “le trollface” is hilarious. Love me some secret weapons testing
Martin’s depiction of a club night out is so accurate I love it
ah yes "high speed intense racism" my favorite
Oh, what Id give to become a real racist
wher
@@lilboy216 at about 1:17
@@ginsi936 thank
15:48 “enhance enhance” me: holy shit martin: holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
15:51 ngl, I thought this was gunna be a "Look at that DAWG" kinda thing, but it ended up a "Look at those, DAWG" kinda thing. XD
Everytime that fcking BB-Gun got whipped out my stupid ahh brain went "I KEEP MY GLOCK AT THE VATICAN"
“17 holy shots hey”
18:25
They even got the Honest hearts DLC
Only some of them :)
Sadly didn't do the main quest and just explored😔 (didn't get to meet Joshua graham)
8:41 you know it's a good day when 2 of your favourite youtubers collab
God i need them to play games together
Thanks for the tourism revenue chaps.
"We hadn't seen any streamers"
19:25 FILIAN IS RIGHT THERE!
Someone tell her about this lol
Rip Filipino boy
I see her to
The disrespect is CRAAAAZY😂
so no streamers were there, just a video call with a 3d avatar.
7:16 nah “groom dream land” is crazy 💀
Jaw dropped ☠🤣
If you would've told me 3 years ago that the funny multi colored frog guy would become a channel that is 40% vlogs, and that I would watch every one of them, I wouldn't believe it.
You're editing style is so good on a vlog video it makes it 10x more entertaining than anything else documenting a trip like this.
If martin somehow ever sees this you should plug your other channels more, took me way to long to find them and they are very good.
No sponsor ad, no patron ad, just pure Mart. You love to see it
As someone who lives in Las Vegas, I can confirm that all the weird stuff that happens in the city can be chalked up to “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
Also, "90% of Vegas was built by the Mob."
The badger vo was not expected but greatly appreciated
>Most ridiculous club in the world
>everyone is on their phones and there's no pit
"Hello again, welcome to Vegas"
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
I genuinely thought he was gonna make 10 australians fight the entirety of Las Vegas in a video game.
After living in Vegas for so long, you tend to completely ignore all the touristy stuff and forget why people even come here at all, but we really do have some cool stuff. Watching people from other countries shoot guns is always my personal favorite part of these videos. It's always like, "I get it now. I understand why you love your guns so much."
Glad you and your buddies had a good time here!
Dude I’ve lived in Vegas until I was 20, now I’m 21 I just moved to West Virginia because me and my family hate it so much there. But now I’m nostalgic of Vegas. Watching this video filled me with pride seeing my old home and how much fun it was for these guys. Makes me want to go back. (Also the nostalgia is helped by the fact that I just recently beat fallout new vegas for the first time.)
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for Martincitopants to make a Fallout New Vegas video
18:32 "We can't expect God to do all the work" - Joshua Graham, Fallout New Vegas Honest Hearts.
15:54 lady got the entire bakery industry on her chest💀💀💀
I hope SOMEBODY got a name😂 I wanna know who she is
@@Lucas_inTheLIGHT @lotteoddities is her name. Might not be her but arm tattoo, hairstyle and of course knockers match, so it's possible.
@@Lucas_inTheLIGHT At the risk of outing myself, looks very similar to Chyna Chase, mask included.
There is also a good chance it’s not her but I doubt anyone who wants vid-girl’s name is going to not like her.
@@Lucas_inTheLIGHT someone is deviously down bad.
While I understand, I shake my head disapprovingly.
@@Not_interestEd- damn🗿
9:12 i have never heard the russian badger cry and i frankly feel Q U I T E bad for him. dont know why
14:50, Adam Something just came
20:04 Priorities. Again.
Those genetics cannot possibly be natural. This person was made for the specific purpose of neuron activation.
*holy shiet*
18:51 the dudes elbow on the right is f‘ed
4:28
The US government fears mart so much that they need an AC-130 to watch him.
Thats neither an AC-130 or a C-130
c17
A Macdonald Douglass Boeing C-17 Glomester-3 transport is actually what that is. At least I think it is, I learned the "full" name from Greatdictator's Frozen Fortress video.
@@sonofjack6286it's globemaster tho
@ryklii9039 Alright. Guess I was misinformed. This is why you never listen to Soldier, I guess, in any TF2 continuity.
16:47 Cybergrind BANGER Soundtrack
It's been more than a year Mr. Mart. The factory must grow.
15:51 Neuron activator
That same girl appeared 3 times in the video, something isn’t right about this
The second time he showed a phot I immediately spotted her
H o l y s h i t
I think he seen big boobs
16:44 this has got to be the best sequence of edits i have ever seen on this channel.
Perhaps thats what mixing acid with 7 cans of monster feels like.
17:16 AYO IS THAT A NUKE IN THE CLUB😨😨🗣️💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
@@bones0013 Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
* Quicksaving *
When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more gambling.
15:52
That is absolutely fucking crazy
Finland hasn’t forgotten.. and it certainly hasn’t forgiven, Martin.
This is truly a Greer moment
I have a friend with the last name Greer
Greer
@@THEGLOIPER He should be prime minister
@@FuriousFire898 Greer Minister*
@@StealthTheFoxz Greer Greerister
3:25 my sense of humor is broken
the hardest I laughed all day was at “SOUP”
🍜
What a beautiful soup
Yooo, it's the Terraria God
hello terraria man
“That’s Vegas Baby” - Me, The Courier
Mart Finland is waiting you will never escape
Congrats for the most liked comment
God he needs to finish that so he can get back to producing other content
Mark it calls the lord of beer and sausage
We Praise His Name.
Finland beckons
it does not forget
14:08 yo no wonder they called him the drift king
I heard they called him the drift king back in college
8:07 aw hell na even martin has aeronautica
Why it would appear that I've haven't been the only soul to notice this
0:08 RIP Martin, we loved you 89%
Finland wants you to gamble in Helsinki, Martin.
As a Vegas native, it brings me great joy to know you enjoyed what my city has to offer! Please come back soon!
Good lord those are some massive honkers
Omfg your right... that must be so painful jesus christ
@@thatprotogen2456 I know right? At first I was like "eh, they're fake she'll be fine" but then I saw that they were natural and I was like "Aphrodite bless you with a massage chair and a damn good chiropractor" 😂
@@colt1903 AND SHE CAN NEVER LIE ON HER CHEST EVER EITHER LIKE! You'd think I'd be a good cushion but its more a cushion of PAIN and enflamed nerves
18:31 good this video has tones of new vegas references
15:40 yes martin, some of us get the super troopers reference
8:44 is the Russian Badger yo no way
I said the same xdddd
8:45 holly shit it's the Russian Badger!
The editing on these videos is so good/engaging
Having Jerma say "wheelin and dealin" to your face is probably a top 5 life event right?
I am so glad this has been uploaded. Also TheRussianBadger is in this? Fuck yeah.
Timestamps?
@@ramamaulana8922 8:53 or sum
@@ramamaulana8922wym timestamp watch the video my guy-
@@ramamaulana8922 8:45 roughly.
Going to Omega Mart while tripping balls on LSD or shrooms would be the coolest thing ever
Russian Badger and mart colab confirmed 8:58
10:40 because if he was arrested or eliminated, that would essentially confirm it. If they leave him and don't deal with him then people might think he is crazy.
Yeah its catch 22 for the fed if true.
15:43 HOLEY MOLEY! WHAT ARE THOSE BALLOONS, those natural?
Oh and *A DOG!*
10 absolute forces of nature in Vegas is infinitely horrifying in a way I cannot describe with words
My guy handled that gun like a CHAMP
12:25 best moment ever, Im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
17:37 made me laugh so hard i almost fell off my chair
15:26 this fucks unbelievably hard
Low tier sexual.
4:30 that clip goes so hard
song is ROONIN - OUR WXRLD if anyone is still looking
Legendary, my thanks.
15:50 Mart has his priorities straight.
Priorititties
Even in vegas, Finland is coming, Martin.
Martin: Breaks in to Area 51. Steals a UFO. Takes it for a joy ride only to crash it into the Trump hotel.
American Government: ....... "We're ok with this".
"Today we're gonna drive a beautiful 🇸 🇴 🇺 🇵"
Finland does not forget Mart. You said you'd car bomb my house in a livestream but you gotta get Satsuma here first. God speed you froggy Aussie-Finn
17:13 what the fuck is happening
16:34 ULTRAKILL
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
HOLY SHIT
+ULTRARICOSHOT X4
Ultakill official developer endorsed butt plug.
18:35 OMG
"hwit" --squirrel thing
that's a chipmunk lmao
@@12378dnnit’s a squirrel thing
Why it act like a cat
I think its so cool that there are more amazing Australian youtubers, and Martin is a great example of this. I hope you can make it to 10 million subscribers.
“You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen”
16:44 the cyber grind from ultrakill
19:25 AND FILIAN!
10:18 A man's worst nightmare
“Honeyyy!!! Come quick!!! The green Australian frog is screaming again!!!
I love it, how mart just created a Area 51 in a Nutshell documetary in his trip video to Las Vegas :D
15:55
*holy shit*
8:53 is that badger
you mustve missed his @ pop up before he spoke
No
literally left vegas as this video went live, beautiful
mart with a 50 cal barrett anti material rifle is crazy 💀💀💀
5:10 gotta love that in the uk (especially wales) these sorts of jets and military aircraft come over almost every single day of the damn year (it gets annoying after like the 100th time)
I'm autistic so where is the cheapest place to live there