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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @AA-lp5vs
    @AA-lp5vs 5 лет назад +3844

    “Little does she know I’m cursing her in duck language”

    • @foodels
      @foodels 5 лет назад +16

      How does this have 100 likes, I'm the only reply
      Edit: 101 likes

    • @AA-lp5vs
      @AA-lp5vs 5 лет назад +10

      Baby Yoda I use wall hacks

    • @foodels
      @foodels 5 лет назад +5

      *nods head*

    • @thereal_poet
      @thereal_poet 4 года назад +4

      0:56 btw XD

    • @mistywafers7623
      @mistywafers7623 4 года назад +2

      Game title: Untitled *Goose* Game

  • @dinokiwii
    @dinokiwii 5 лет назад +23242

    be mindful that these are just small clips of the stream. he was stuck trying to knock the stool over for 30 minutes

    • @Kay-co8pf
      @Kay-co8pf 5 лет назад +1661

      it was so frustrating but funny to watch lol

    • @GGReyes-oc3kp
      @GGReyes-oc3kp 5 лет назад +185

      Lmao

    • @elw6323
      @elw6323 5 лет назад +1222

      i left to eat and when i came back he was still on the stool

    • @AshuaBBX
      @AshuaBBX 5 лет назад +77

      Jeus

    • @user-jj7uc9gg7b
      @user-jj7uc9gg7b 5 лет назад +116

      Same with me!! I swear it's like a perfect frame thing--

  • @randomguy2850
    @randomguy2850 5 лет назад +6234

    This is not schlatt playing a game, this is just an average goose's conscious on a regular day

    • @giorgiofunel3125
      @giorgiofunel3125 5 лет назад +36

      ВОЛК

    • @orqhan
      @orqhan 5 лет назад +8

      699 likes i’m tempted to break it

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 4 года назад +6

      That made this video a lot better

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 4 года назад +3

      So basically Schlatts conscious

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 года назад +3

      schlatt is goose confirmed

  • @kat1e_s755
    @kat1e_s755 4 года назад +7000

    lady: *chasing him*
    Jschlatt: OPEN THE DOOR
    lady: *opens door*
    Jschlatt: THANK YOU

  • @cloudyiskek467
    @cloudyiskek467 4 года назад +9510

    why does his voice work perfectly for the goose

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 3 года назад +241

      because geese and schlatt are both loveable bastards who'd drop kick infants if capable

    • @ReniTube
      @ReniTube 3 года назад +80

      @@aidanmatthewgalea7761 that’s techno

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 3 года назад +139

      @@ReniTube techno is sane. ruthless, but sane

    • @spicybaguette7706
      @spicybaguette7706 3 года назад +87

      @@aidanmatthewgalea7761 Well he is quoted saying "I drop kicked that child in self defense"

    • @anasbouallagui9845
      @anasbouallagui9845 3 года назад +7

      It doesnt

  • @novavirus7497
    @novavirus7497 5 лет назад +1840

    "Tampering with mail is a felony"
    "Im a *goose!* "

  • @zebbo
    @zebbo 5 лет назад +7387

    The four horsemen of the apocalypse:
    Death
    Pestilence
    War
    Ytka

    • @kitteninabag7402
      @kitteninabag7402 5 лет назад +193

      Actually it's
      Ytka
      Ytka
      Ytka
      Ytka

    • @faber4392
      @faber4392 5 лет назад +98

      утка causes death pestilence and war. we should fear, but also worship the almighty утка!!

    • @beepboop8751
      @beepboop8751 5 лет назад +22

      No it's Death, Pestilence, War, and Obama!

    • @newtthewizard3942
      @newtthewizard3942 5 лет назад +4

      Why does Ytka replace Famine

    • @kostok2627
      @kostok2627 5 лет назад +7

      Newt TheWizard because ytka feeds on humans

  • @srirachadonut8011
    @srirachadonut8011 5 лет назад +2301

    Game: Untitled *Goose* Game
    Schlatt: duck in Russian

    • @miagillispie1177
      @miagillispie1177 5 лет назад +19

      Sriracha Donut Goose in Russian is just Gus

    • @srirachadonut8011
      @srirachadonut8011 5 лет назад +31

      Mia_Savonne yeah I guess ytka is more fun to say

    • @foodels
      @foodels 5 лет назад +2

      Sriracha donuts sound good with noodles

    • @srirachadonut8011
      @srirachadonut8011 5 лет назад +1

      Baby Yoda good idea

  • @jaen.1952
    @jaen.1952 4 года назад +1126

    there's so much genuine delight in his voice when he finally gets the bell, i literally cant remember any other game that took away his ability to be cynical for so long

  • @notillusion7133
    @notillusion7133 4 года назад +651

    "Obama's on high alert tonight"
    *- Schlatt, 2019*

  • @linkenjoyer
    @linkenjoyer 5 лет назад +8152

    A minute in and i already see him stealing a bra

  • @heyimhenry1379
    @heyimhenry1379 5 лет назад +13487

    Person of color: *exists*
    Jschlatt: I diagnose you with Obama

  • @tadtastic
    @tadtastic 5 лет назад +20368

    learning russian normally: ❌
    learning russian by watching jschlatt: ✅

    • @Azuressunset
      @Azuressunset 5 лет назад +574

      Знать русский как расовый бонус с самого начала: 📈

    • @iiRoot_
      @iiRoot_ 5 лет назад +106

      @@Azuressunset Я согласен

    • @likepolice5769
      @likepolice5769 5 лет назад +88

      бу
      (You know I had to do it to them)

    • @triplekirrra
      @triplekirrra 5 лет назад +93

      @@likepolice5769 чё пугаешь, со спуктобером кста

    • @yoshikagekira6362
      @yoshikagekira6362 5 лет назад +17

      @@Azuressunset лет

  • @tired.3942
    @tired.3942 4 года назад +497

    1:52 I enjoy the fact that he sounds so disappointed that the soap slid down the ramp and went offscreen :)

  • @wheatley7083
    @wheatley7083 4 года назад +685

    Tonight we attack brothers!

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 4 года назад +1

      @Dametrius Watson yes!

    • @DanDN_
      @DanDN_ 4 года назад +1

      We will attack

    • @DanDN_
      @DanDN_ 4 года назад +1

      Cause me goose

    • @zeearts9484
      @zeearts9484 4 года назад +1

      *why do you want to attack your brothers-*

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 4 года назад +2

      @@zeearts9484 wait no that’s not what I meant-

  • @the2ndto1stanimations99
    @the2ndto1stanimations99 5 лет назад +3443

    11:57 peace was never an option

    • @emorybriddell9909
      @emorybriddell9909 4 года назад +84

      WHAT DOES HE HAVE
      A KNIFE
      NO

    • @sincerelymason
      @sincerelymason 4 года назад +55

      i just came here to the party for the
      KNIFE
      NO
      a child
      nO
      truck!!
      HONK
      i’m not tryna make a friend or fall in love

    • @monsterod78
      @monsterod78 3 года назад +14

      @@sincerelymason wow... i'm speechless

    • @estevanproductions2064
      @estevanproductions2064 3 года назад +13

      He never said it? My life is a lie

    • @spleensthekat
      @spleensthekat 3 года назад +2

      @Sir quackles The fourth same

  • @skinlesswater6730
    @skinlesswater6730 5 лет назад +3713

    “ *honk* ” -утка 2019

  • @genesectoid
    @genesectoid 5 лет назад +6330

    I never knew the game ended like that
    that's so wholesomeee

    • @kitteninabag7402
      @kitteninabag7402 5 лет назад +594

      Actually it means ytka has been theorizing the city for ages and stealing their bell

    • @avalsoleb
      @avalsoleb 5 лет назад +72

      @@kitteninabag7402 still, why would they need so many bells?

    • @teenytiny280
      @teenytiny280 5 лет назад +145

      @@avalsoleb because ding dong

    • @fiannakit
      @fiannakit 5 лет назад +79

      @@teenytiny280 ding dong for the ding dong gods

    • @kitteninabag7402
      @kitteninabag7402 5 лет назад +32

      Samiuela they only need 1 bell but the goose keeps stealing it

  • @christianboi8205
    @christianboi8205 4 года назад +220

    “Be very quiet....”
    *M E P*

  • @spitefulkid_4014
    @spitefulkid_4014 4 года назад +175

    "I have an uncontrollable urge to...
    go inside the box."

  • @SeraliaAerials
    @SeraliaAerials 5 лет назад +16973

    I have never heard a more American sounding accent

    • @toyotaprius79
      @toyotaprius79 4 года назад +175

      Hope he has a gofundme page, the poor lil bollix

    • @cavalierhumble
      @cavalierhumble 4 года назад +378

      Have you heard about swaggersouls?

    • @SeraliaAerials
      @SeraliaAerials 4 года назад +112

      Nah I’ve heard of him but I never watched him. Does he sound even more American?

    • @samantharuff3915
      @samantharuff3915 4 года назад +55

      Nah I fully agree but isn’t he Australian?

    • @fetty4061
      @fetty4061 4 года назад +31

      Samantha Ruff no he just lives there

  • @art6322
    @art6322 5 лет назад +5452

    “Obama’s on high alert tonight.”
    **joe Biden donates**

  • @memefarmerhamish
    @memefarmerhamish 5 лет назад +1293

    can't say I've ever seen a video that ends with "there's Obama"

  • @Big_man_kaleb
    @Big_man_kaleb 3 года назад +260

    Schlatt sounds like the white bird from Rio when he laughs he literally sound just like his 12:08

  • @ILOVEMLP
    @ILOVEMLP 4 года назад +81

    “Be Very quiet”
    * Quack *
    “ NOO YOU IDIOT!”
    “Hey”
    “Hey”
    “HEY! “
    0:09

  • @02fd84
    @02fd84 5 лет назад +9046

    Be quiet
    *says the funny mic man*

    • @ben88ben
      @ben88ben 5 лет назад +35

      TLORD 765 haha he has the funny mic

    • @02fd84
      @02fd84 5 лет назад +4

      yo wtf that's probably the most likes i've ever seen on my own comment thx guys

    • @xiscaw
      @xiscaw 5 лет назад +39

      @@02fd84 edit: thanks for the reddit gold guys! next time ill show u how someone slapped me then everyone clapped and i oop sksksk

    • @vamp_hater
      @vamp_hater 5 лет назад +5

      TLORD 765 who is mike and why is he funny

    • @eltonj888
      @eltonj888 5 лет назад +1

      lego obama because his name is mike, mike funny name haha

  • @emcdermott875
    @emcdermott875 5 лет назад +2123

    0:38 “he doesn’t care” can we understand that this is Obama and Obama always health cares

  • @klarissabriones3110
    @klarissabriones3110 3 года назад +106

    Schlatt in the Dsmp: *literally about to ruin everyones lives*
    Schlatt when playing this: *intense screaming*

  • @JulesBox
    @JulesBox 4 года назад +176

    Being in love with Schlatt is the healthiest relationship I've had in my life.

  • @UnstoppableLIVE
    @UnstoppableLIVE 5 лет назад +4676

    This title reminds me of that time jschlatt changed his twitter name to BARACK OBAMA.

    • @JusstDexx
      @JusstDexx 5 лет назад +13

      30k subs with 2 videos? No

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 лет назад +4

      30k subs with 2 videos? leech.

    • @inviss
      @inviss 5 лет назад +5

      @@sigggo u probably bought all ur subs lul

    • @kilroy7506
      @kilroy7506 5 лет назад +5

      Nikolas Hanhisuanto I did not hit her, I DID NOT.

    • @maxxxxiors
      @maxxxxiors 5 лет назад +1

      he have so much subs, but he's not youtuber, he's streamer lolz

  • @colasap7367
    @colasap7367 4 года назад +270

    imagine going for a walk in the park when all the sudden one of the geese just goes 9:26

    • @pixelgamelvr
      @pixelgamelvr 3 года назад +10

      I’d kidnap that boi and take em home

  • @kinleespam792
    @kinleespam792 5 лет назад +202

    9:54 *how did they not like that?? i'm a goose* - *playing the hArMoNicA*

  • @tterrito19751
    @tterrito19751 4 года назад +57

    11:59 is my personal favorite

  • @fearnyrunt9181
    @fearnyrunt9181 3 года назад +30

    Why is Schlatt’s voice the perfect voice for the goose?

  • @kinleespam792
    @kinleespam792 5 лет назад +1512

    7:39 cutest part of the video

  • @evansevan666
    @evansevan666 4 года назад +2595

    No one's talking about the dropped soap joke at 6:25 and it upsets me.

  • @WolfersIsBroken
    @WolfersIsBroken 5 лет назад +402

    "be very quiet..."
    later: schlatt yelling to get ytka's attention.

  • @kaitlyn6187
    @kaitlyn6187 4 года назад +52

    9:47 I can’t be the only one who heard..

  • @missswiss6498
    @missswiss6498 3 года назад +21

    "I have this uncontrollable urge to get in the box."
    Cat

  • @rinhd1977
    @rinhd1977 5 лет назад +152

    I love it when the goose sneaks schlatt whispers.

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 5 лет назад +350

    11:58 is my sleep paralysis demon

  • @xRGTMx
    @xRGTMx 5 лет назад +513

    “Open the gate? Oh, we CAN open the gate. Alright, hold on.”
    *drops glass mug, shatter*
    BRUH

    • @thatonepersonpog
      @thatonepersonpog 2 года назад

      Nah bro cause I thought you were gonna fly over it

  • @thereal_poet
    @thereal_poet 4 года назад +48

    5:40
    7:27
    12:09
    13:58
    I swear his laugh is both the most amazing thing while also the scariest

    • @justpixelcat
      @justpixelcat 2 года назад +2

      Why is it getting crazier with time?

  • @urgirladaline
    @urgirladaline 4 года назад +58

    god, i love jschlatt. hes so funny and makes my day so much better 😌✨

  • @eschmabriel
    @eschmabriel 5 лет назад +121

    13:50 Minecraft has changed a lot.

  • @thebrainless328
    @thebrainless328 5 лет назад +85

    1:19 ”We got the bruh”

  • @schallerMCDLXXXVIII
    @schallerMCDLXXXVIII 5 лет назад +839

    never forget that behind this 38 year old man that’s in $90,000 in debt voice is a 19 year old guy

    • @scuffedhighlights9580
      @scuffedhighlights9580 5 лет назад +6

      NayThainYol how is he in debt, what didn’t he pay?

    • @datgio4951
      @datgio4951 5 лет назад +41

      Scuffed Highlights Do you know what College is?

    • @scuffedhighlights9580
      @scuffedhighlights9580 5 лет назад +4

      Oh, feels bad. But what was his major and what not

    • @5tarloid
      @5tarloid 5 лет назад +9

      Scuffed Highlights computer science

    • @randismitheee1163
      @randismitheee1163 4 года назад +4

      NayThainYol is he really 38

  • @marynorthenscold3041
    @marynorthenscold3041 4 года назад +15

    14:17 : goose destroys a whole building
    h o n k

  • @ragnahildr
    @ragnahildr 4 года назад +17

    1:47 he just *becomes* the goose

  • @celadon0451
    @celadon0451 5 лет назад +177

    The fact that we haven't yet gotten "Untitled волк Game" is such a disgrace. A true tragedy.

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 5 лет назад +80

    nobody:
    schlatt: *random goose bobbing*

  • @punnily7743
    @punnily7743 5 лет назад +77

    This is just the new generation's goat simulator

  • @dumbpossum8461
    @dumbpossum8461 4 года назад +81

    Schlatt: Plays funny goose game.
    RUclips: Is this the new minecraft update?

    • @sissymccullough5973
      @sissymccullough5973 3 года назад +1

      What game is this?

    • @Witherrain
      @Witherrain 3 года назад

      @@sissymccullough5973 the game is “untitled goose game”

    • @sissymccullough5973
      @sissymccullough5973 3 года назад

      Nvm, you don't need to tell me because I found out it is called the untitled goos game

    • @hadleysears1015
      @hadleysears1015 3 года назад

      They should put geese in minecraft as a hostile mob

  • @sethp.102
    @sethp.102 4 года назад +18

    11:52 he finally grabs the knife

  • @woaho.o6901
    @woaho.o6901 5 лет назад +152

    Anybody else happy he uploaded a part 2 to this.

    • @ittaielazar4321
      @ittaielazar4321 5 лет назад +2

      I actually smiled when i saw he uploaded this.

  • @_usaball
    @_usaball 5 лет назад +265

    The Schlatt Chronicles: Big Ducks' Revenge

    • @sigggo
      @sigggo 5 лет назад

      USA Ball HELP ME TO 18K SUBS, ITS FREE🎉👍

    • @Chinaball-fx7gi
      @Chinaball-fx7gi 5 лет назад +2

      @@sigggo stop self advertising

    • @_usaball
      @_usaball 5 лет назад

      @@sigggo :|

    • @magikman481
      @magikman481 5 лет назад

      he's so fucking powerful

  • @raffierutomo8948
    @raffierutomo8948 5 лет назад +84

    Peace is never the option, it’s always a merge venture

  • @papajohn5279
    @papajohn5279 4 года назад +6

    This was the most beautiful emotional rollercoaster of my life. Utka was truly an amazing goose.

  • @Melcii_draws
    @Melcii_draws 2 года назад +2

    This video radiates chaotic duck energy
    I'm from the future 2022 babie

  • @NLS2002
    @NLS2002 5 лет назад +97

    love jschlatt favorite channel ever

  • @oliver297
    @oliver297 5 лет назад +490

    Everything he says is different after the face reveal

  • @coachcarl349
    @coachcarl349 5 лет назад +282

    First утка makes us think he’s cute...
    *And then he takes his chance.*

  • @nicolewright819
    @nicolewright819 2 года назад +2

    Jschlatt as goose with a knife never hurts you it doesn't exist

  • @lennythesilly
    @lennythesilly 3 года назад +2

    Plot twist: the goose has got a disease, and will die within the next day, so the goose gets out their bucket list and does everything on there before they die

  • @may0nade
    @may0nade 5 лет назад +74

    Jschlatt: be very quiet
    My headphones: *BE VERY QUIET*

  • @Slurp_Nation
    @Slurp_Nation 4 года назад +132

    12:58
    what do you have to say?*honk*that is rude dont say that

    • @pixelgamelvr
      @pixelgamelvr 3 года назад +7

      "Jesus Christ, why would you say that"

  • @wakeless_place
    @wakeless_place 5 лет назад +196

    Jshlatt when he sees stal: peace was never an option

  • @cheese25600
    @cheese25600 Год назад +1

    Shlatt would be amazing at narrating every animal

  • @wolfgang5142
    @wolfgang5142 3 года назад +11

    0:26 "Jesus Christ Obama is on high alert tonight"

  • @Ser_Locke
    @Ser_Locke 5 лет назад +79

    Hold on... Schlatt uploading footage from the same month it was recorded? I can't believe my eyes.

  • @kitteninabag7402
    @kitteninabag7402 5 лет назад +12

    Schlatt 's chaotic neutral vibes fit perfectly with this game

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 5 лет назад +72

    Me during the civil war:
    *Peace was never an option*

  • @dwynbuchanan1015
    @dwynbuchanan1015 4 года назад +32

    0:05 when that one kid remind teacher of homework

  • @kailaniroberson9079
    @kailaniroberson9079 3 года назад +42

    his laugh at 13:57 sounds like Karl's

  • @sarazeig
    @sarazeig 5 лет назад +11

    3:51 “I’m gonna put this over heyuh” the new joisey jumped out

  • @RichRacc
    @RichRacc 5 лет назад +24

    7:31 instead of solid snake, solid goose.

  • @wheesock6775
    @wheesock6775 5 лет назад +34

    “Peace was never an option”
    *Kurds invading the Syrians:*

    • @jebediah8504
      @jebediah8504 5 лет назад +1

      wheesock you mean the turks invading the kurdish held territory in northern syria?

    • @wheesock6775
      @wheesock6775 5 лет назад

      Jeb no shit up

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 года назад +2

    He literally embodies that goose

  • @nayl0r241
    @nayl0r241 3 года назад +5

    This was my first impression of Schlatt and I'm all for it.

  • @shalev3368
    @shalev3368 4 года назад +12

    10:41 imagine a real goose saying ...

  • @limeuc3526
    @limeuc3526 5 лет назад +28

    11:55 Smile to pay me back

  • @BaffledLapis
    @BaffledLapis 5 лет назад +40

    Ещё одно видео по "Untitled утка game"
    Найс

  • @noobycakesgaming2299
    @noobycakesgaming2299 3 года назад +1

    With each ending there's another bell

  • @FakeGiraffeTheory
    @FakeGiraffeTheory 3 года назад +5

    3:59 Turns out he’s really dyslexic and every sip of the tea he takes he spits it back into the cup.

  • @Vensaxta
    @Vensaxta 5 лет назад +49

    “Where is Barack?”
    *fearful screaming*

  • @Awpic
    @Awpic 5 лет назад +17

    13:06 the horses name is Friday. There you go.

  • @PomponEnjoyer
    @PomponEnjoyer 5 лет назад +8

    This was 100% one of my favorite streams to watch

  • @ink9253
    @ink9253 3 года назад +6

    7:40
    the most russian ‘opa’ i’ve ever heard.

    • @_thegod_3519
      @_thegod_3519 Год назад

      I think it sounded pretty Greek too

  • @just_alexpls1024
    @just_alexpls1024 3 года назад +1

    Schlatt is my favorite person when ever im feeling down i just come and see him and it makes me so happy i know i haven't watched him for that long but hes one of the funniest and craziest person ever i really love and look up to you schlatt

  • @ryokostone3504
    @ryokostone3504 5 лет назад +22

    Bro I’ve been in such a bad mood since I’ve had my car accident and this really cheered me up. Your vids always make me smile

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning 5 лет назад +4

      oh jeez dude I hope you feel better soon

    • @ryokostone3504
      @ryokostone3504 5 лет назад +2

      @@burcebanning I'm all good honestly just. Bitter.

  • @my-rasuperstar8892
    @my-rasuperstar8892 5 лет назад +8

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly утка go quacc

  • @legoferrari14
    @legoferrari14 4 года назад +8

    7:50 You were thinking that! You were thinking that when it zoomed in on the lady!

  • @kingfrenchtoes5769
    @kingfrenchtoes5769 5 лет назад +951

    When he took the knife and laughed I swore I was watching the joker.

    • @haleyw0203
      @haleyw0203 5 лет назад +33

      12:08

    • @rowan9146
      @rowan9146 5 лет назад +24

      *_you wanna know how i got these scars?_*

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 5 лет назад +16

      "Society, we live in"
      Da jokah, 2019

    • @datgio4951
      @datgio4951 5 лет назад +4

      King French Toes that’s exactly what I thought

    • @foodels
      @foodels 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr

  • @Cheyenneistheman
    @Cheyenneistheman 3 года назад +5

    “IM A GOOSE,PLAYING A HARMONICA!”

  • @cheeseypuff9819
    @cheeseypuff9819 4 года назад +2

    I really think Schlatt has the same thought cycle as a goose.

  • @sebastiansolis6486
    @sebastiansolis6486 5 лет назад +8

    8:23 Wow, the chair had the perfect timing to sound like the door.

  • @JamesWilliams-nr3xk
    @JamesWilliams-nr3xk 5 лет назад +31

    When Obama challenges him for President... Peace was never an option

  • @rachelly4565
    @rachelly4565 5 лет назад +11

    13:51
    *repeatedly crouches and tends to bend neck*

  • @Cygne_Blanche
    @Cygne_Blanche 3 года назад +1

    wow so this is what ghlatt do when he is bored

  • @cheshire8323
    @cheshire8323 4 года назад +2

    утка is duck, while гусь is a goose