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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2019
  • Duck, part 2. Streamed live @ / jschlatt
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  • @AA-lp5vs
    @AA-lp5vs 4 года назад +3756

    “Little does she know I’m cursing her in duck language”

    • @foodels
      @foodels 4 года назад +14

      How does this have 100 likes, I'm the only reply
      Edit: 101 likes

    • @AA-lp5vs
      @AA-lp5vs 4 года назад +9

      Baby Yoda I use wall hacks

    • @foodels
      @foodels 4 года назад +4

      *nods head*

    • @aace7750
      @aace7750 3 года назад +3

      0:56 btw XD

    • @mistywafers7623
      @mistywafers7623 3 года назад +1

      Game title: Untitled *Goose* Game

  • @heyimhenry1379
    @heyimhenry1379 4 года назад +13469

    Person of color: *exists*
    Jschlatt: I diagnose you with Obama

  • @kat1e_s755
    @kat1e_s755 3 года назад +6964

    lady: *chasing him*
    Jschlatt: OPEN THE DOOR
    lady: *opens door*
    Jschlatt: THANK YOU

  • @cloudyiskek467
    @cloudyiskek467 3 года назад +9489

    why does his voice work perfectly for the goose

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 3 года назад +241

      because geese and schlatt are both loveable bastards who'd drop kick infants if capable

    • @ReniTube
      @ReniTube 3 года назад +79

      @@aidanmatthewgalea7761 that’s techno

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 3 года назад +138

      @@ReniTube techno is sane. ruthless, but sane

    • @spicybaguette7706
      @spicybaguette7706 3 года назад +85

      @@aidanmatthewgalea7761 Well he is quoted saying "I drop kicked that child in self defense"

    • @anasbouallagui9845
      @anasbouallagui9845 3 года назад +6

      It doesnt

  • @tadtastic
    @tadtastic 4 года назад +20393

    learning russian normally: ❌
    learning russian by watching jschlatt: ✅

    • @fedor6514
      @fedor6514 4 года назад +575

      Знать русский как расовый бонус с самого начала: 📈

    • @iiRoot_
      @iiRoot_ 4 года назад +106

      @@fedor6514 Я согласен

    • @likepolice5769
      @likepolice5769 4 года назад +88

      бу
      (You know I had to do it to them)

    • @triplekirrra
      @triplekirrra 4 года назад +93

      @@likepolice5769 чё пугаешь, со спуктобером кста

    • @yoshikagekira6362
      @yoshikagekira6362 4 года назад +17

      @@fedor6514 лет

  • @srirachadonut8011
    @srirachadonut8011 4 года назад +2273

    Game: Untitled *Goose* Game
    Schlatt: duck in Russian

    • @miagillispie1177
      @miagillispie1177 4 года назад +19

      Sriracha Donut Goose in Russian is just Gus

    • @srirachadonut8011
      @srirachadonut8011 4 года назад +31

      Mia_Savonne yeah I guess ytka is more fun to say

    • @foodels
      @foodels 4 года назад +2

      Sriracha donuts sound good with noodles

    • @srirachadonut8011
      @srirachadonut8011 4 года назад +1

      Baby Yoda good idea

  • @notillusion7133
    @notillusion7133 3 года назад +643

    "Obama's on high alert tonight"
    *- Schlatt, 2019*

  • @jaen.1952
    @jaen.1952 3 года назад +1096

    there's so much genuine delight in his voice when he finally gets the bell, i literally cant remember any other game that took away his ability to be cynical for so long

  • @zebbo
    @zebbo 4 года назад +7375

    The four horsemen of the apocalypse:
    Death
    Pestilence
    War
    Ytka

    • @kitteninabag7402
      @kitteninabag7402 4 года назад +192

      Actually it's
      Ytka
      Ytka
      Ytka
      Ytka

    • @faber4392
      @faber4392 4 года назад +97

      утка causes death pestilence and war. we should fear, but also worship the almighty утка!!

    • @beepboop8751
      @beepboop8751 4 года назад +22

      No it's Death, Pestilence, War, and Obama!

    • @newtthewizard3942
      @newtthewizard3942 4 года назад +4

      Why does Ytka replace Famine

    • @kostok2627
      @kostok2627 4 года назад +7

      Newt TheWizard because ytka feeds on humans

  • @skinlesswater6730
    @skinlesswater6730 4 года назад +3718

    “ *honk* ” -утка 2019

  • @christianboi8205
    @christianboi8205 3 года назад +217

    “Be very quiet....”
    *M E P*

  • @tired.3942
    @tired.3942 3 года назад +493

    1:52 I enjoy the fact that he sounds so disappointed that the soap slid down the ramp and went offscreen :)

  • @linkenjoyer
    @linkenjoyer 4 года назад +8153

    A minute in and i already see him stealing a bra

  • @novavirus7497
    @novavirus7497 4 года назад +1814

    "Tampering with mail is a felony"
    "Im a *goose!* "

  • @wheatley7083
    @wheatley7083 4 года назад +683

    Tonight we attack brothers!

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 3 года назад +1

      @Dametrius Watson yes!

    • @DanDN_
      @DanDN_ 3 года назад +1

      We will attack

    • @DanDN_
      @DanDN_ 3 года назад +1

      Cause me goose

    • @zeearts9484
      @zeearts9484 3 года назад +1

      *why do you want to attack your brothers-*

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 3 года назад +2

      @@zeearts9484 wait no that’s not what I meant-

  • @spitefulkid_4014
    @spitefulkid_4014 3 года назад +176

    "I have an uncontrollable urge to...
    go inside the box."

  • @art6322
    @art6322 4 года назад +5454

    “Obama’s on high alert tonight.”
    **joe Biden donates**

  • @randomguy2850
    @randomguy2850 4 года назад +6219

    This is not schlatt playing a game, this is just an average goose's conscious on a regular day

    • @giorgiofunel3125
      @giorgiofunel3125 4 года назад +37

      ВОЛК

    • @orqhan
      @orqhan 4 года назад +8

      699 likes i’m tempted to break it

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 3 года назад +6

      That made this video a lot better

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 3 года назад +3

      So basically Schlatts conscious

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 2 года назад +3

      schlatt is goose confirmed

  • @ILOVEMLP
    @ILOVEMLP 4 года назад +80

    “Be Very quiet”
    * Quack *
    “ NOO YOU IDIOT!”
    “Hey”
    “Hey”
    “HEY! “
    0:09

  • @Big_man_kaleb
    @Big_man_kaleb 3 года назад +262

    Schlatt sounds like the white bird from Rio when he laughs he literally sound just like his 12:08

  • @dinokiwii
    @dinokiwii 4 года назад +23135

    be mindful that these are just small clips of the stream. he was stuck trying to knock the stool over for 30 minutes

    • @Kay-co8pf
      @Kay-co8pf 4 года назад +1659

      it was so frustrating but funny to watch lol

    • @GGReyes-oc3kp
      @GGReyes-oc3kp 4 года назад +182

      Lmao

    • @elw6323
      @elw6323 4 года назад +1221

      i left to eat and when i came back he was still on the stool

    • @AshuaBBX
      @AshuaBBX 4 года назад +77

      Jeus

    • @user-jj7uc9gg7b
      @user-jj7uc9gg7b 4 года назад +116

      Same with me!! I swear it's like a perfect frame thing--

  • @SeraliaAerials
    @SeraliaAerials 4 года назад +17014

    I have never heard a more American sounding accent

    • @toyotaprius79
      @toyotaprius79 4 года назад +175

      Hope he has a gofundme page, the poor lil bollix

    • @cavalierhumble6861
      @cavalierhumble6861 4 года назад +380

      Have you heard about swaggersouls?

    • @SeraliaAerials
      @SeraliaAerials 4 года назад +111

      Nah I’ve heard of him but I never watched him. Does he sound even more American?

    • @samantharuff3915
      @samantharuff3915 4 года назад +55

      Nah I fully agree but isn’t he Australian?

    • @fetty4061
      @fetty4061 4 года назад +30

      Samantha Ruff no he just lives there

  • @camilakobys7612
    @camilakobys7612 3 года назад +3048

    Fun fact: the name “udca” means “duck” in Russian

  • @klarissabriones3110
    @klarissabriones3110 2 года назад +104

    Schlatt in the Dsmp: *literally about to ruin everyones lives*
    Schlatt when playing this: *intense screaming*

  • @UnstoppableLIVE
    @UnstoppableLIVE 4 года назад +4698

    This title reminds me of that time jschlatt changed his twitter name to BARACK OBAMA.

    • @JusstDexx
      @JusstDexx 4 года назад +13

      30k subs with 2 videos? No

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 4 года назад +4

      30k subs with 2 videos? leech.

    • @inviss
      @inviss 4 года назад +5

      @@sigggo u probably bought all ur subs lul

    • @kilroy7506
      @kilroy7506 4 года назад +6

      Nikolas Hanhisuanto I did not hit her, I DID NOT.

    • @maxxxxiors
      @maxxxxiors 4 года назад +1

      he have so much subs, but he's not youtuber, he's streamer lolz

  • @02fd84
    @02fd84 4 года назад +9069

    Be quiet
    *says the funny mic man*

    • @ben88ben
      @ben88ben 4 года назад +35

      TLORD 765 haha he has the funny mic

    • @02fd84
      @02fd84 4 года назад +4

      yo wtf that's probably the most likes i've ever seen on my own comment thx guys

    • @xiscaw
      @xiscaw 4 года назад +39

      @@02fd84 edit: thanks for the reddit gold guys! next time ill show u how someone slapped me then everyone clapped and i oop sksksk

    • @vamp_hater
      @vamp_hater 4 года назад +5

      TLORD 765 who is mike and why is he funny

    • @eltonj888
      @eltonj888 4 года назад +1

      lego obama because his name is mike, mike funny name haha

  • @JulesBox
    @JulesBox 3 года назад +173

    Being in love with Schlatt is the healthiest relationship I've had in my life.

  • @tterrito19751
    @tterrito19751 4 года назад +57

    11:59 is my personal favorite

  • @emcdermott875
    @emcdermott875 4 года назад +2128

    0:38 “he doesn’t care” can we understand that this is Obama and Obama always health cares

  • @the2ndto1stanimations99
    @the2ndto1stanimations99 4 года назад +3452

    11:57 peace was never an option

    • @emorybriddell9909
      @emorybriddell9909 3 года назад +84

      WHAT DOES HE HAVE
      A KNIFE
      NO

    • @honeybeeappreciator
      @honeybeeappreciator 3 года назад +55

      i just came here to the party for the
      KNIFE
      NO
      a child
      nO
      truck!!
      HONK
      i’m not tryna make a friend or fall in love

    • @monsterod78
      @monsterod78 3 года назад +14

      @@honeybeeappreciator wow... i'm speechless

    • @estevanproductions2064
      @estevanproductions2064 2 года назад +13

      He never said it? My life is a lie

    • @debble.the.silly.
      @debble.the.silly. 2 года назад +2

      @Sir quackles The fourth same

  • @missswiss6498
    @missswiss6498 3 года назад +19

    "I have this uncontrollable urge to get in the box."
    Cat

  • @fearnyrunt9181
    @fearnyrunt9181 3 года назад +25

    Why is Schlatt’s voice the perfect voice for the goose?

  • @memefarmerhamish
    @memefarmerhamish 4 года назад +1290

    can't say I've ever seen a video that ends with "there's Obama"

  • @kingfrenchtoes5769
    @kingfrenchtoes5769 4 года назад +952

    When he took the knife and laughed I swore I was watching the joker.

    • @haleyw0203
      @haleyw0203 4 года назад +33

      12:08

    • @rowan9146
      @rowan9146 4 года назад +24

      *_you wanna know how i got these scars?_*

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 4 года назад +16

      "Society, we live in"
      Da jokah, 2019

    • @datgio4951
      @datgio4951 4 года назад +4

      King French Toes that’s exactly what I thought

    • @foodels
      @foodels 4 года назад +4

      Ikr

  • @kaitlyn6187
    @kaitlyn6187 4 года назад +52

    9:47 I can’t be the only one who heard..

  • @ragnahildr
    @ragnahildr 3 года назад +15

    1:47 he just *becomes* the goose

  • @genesectoid
    @genesectoid 4 года назад +6343

    I never knew the game ended like that
    that's so wholesomeee

    • @kitteninabag7402
      @kitteninabag7402 4 года назад +597

      Actually it means ytka has been theorizing the city for ages and stealing their bell

    • @avalsoleb
      @avalsoleb 4 года назад +74

      @@kitteninabag7402 still, why would they need so many bells?

    • @teenytiny7074
      @teenytiny7074 4 года назад +145

      @@avalsoleb because ding dong

    • @norixya
      @norixya 4 года назад +80

      @@teenytiny7074 ding dong for the ding dong gods

    • @kitteninabag7402
      @kitteninabag7402 4 года назад +32

      Samiuela they only need 1 bell but the goose keeps stealing it

  • @colasap7367
    @colasap7367 4 года назад +271

    imagine going for a walk in the park when all the sudden one of the geese just goes 9:26

    • @pixelgamelvr
      @pixelgamelvr 3 года назад +10

      I’d kidnap that boi and take em home

  • @marynorthenscold3041
    @marynorthenscold3041 3 года назад +15

    14:17 : goose destroys a whole building
    h o n k

  • @dumbpossum8461
    @dumbpossum8461 3 года назад +81

    Schlatt: Plays funny goose game.
    RUclips: Is this the new minecraft update?

    • @sissymccullough5973
      @sissymccullough5973 2 года назад +1

      What game is this?

    • @Witherrain
      @Witherrain 2 года назад

      @@sissymccullough5973 the game is “untitled goose game”

    • @sissymccullough5973
      @sissymccullough5973 2 года назад

      Nvm, you don't need to tell me because I found out it is called the untitled goos game

    • @hadleysears1015
      @hadleysears1015 2 года назад

      They should put geese in minecraft as a hostile mob

  • @evansevan666
    @evansevan666 4 года назад +2602

    No one's talking about the dropped soap joke at 6:25 and it upsets me.

  • @WolfersIsBroken
    @WolfersIsBroken 4 года назад +401

    "be very quiet..."
    later: schlatt yelling to get ytka's attention.

  • @aace7750
    @aace7750 3 года назад +48

    5:40
    7:27
    12:09
    13:58
    I swear his laugh is both the most amazing thing while also the scariest

    • @justpixelcat
      @justpixelcat 2 года назад +2

      Why is it getting crazier with time?

  • @giarosemary2078
    @giarosemary2078 2 года назад +11

    9:38 wilbur vibes 🥶😨💀☠️✋🏻😭

  • @kinleespam792
    @kinleespam792 4 года назад +199

    9:54 *how did they not like that?? i'm a goose* - *playing the hArMoNicA*

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 4 года назад +349

    11:58 is my sleep paralysis demon

  • @sethp.102
    @sethp.102 3 года назад +18

    11:52 he finally grabs the knife

  • @wolfgang5142
    @wolfgang5142 3 года назад +11

    0:26 "Jesus Christ Obama is on high alert tonight"

  • @xRGTMx
    @xRGTMx 4 года назад +514

    “Open the gate? Oh, we CAN open the gate. Alright, hold on.”
    *drops glass mug, shatter*
    BRUH

    • @thatonepersonpog
      @thatonepersonpog Год назад

      Nah bro cause I thought you were gonna fly over it

  • @rinhd1977
    @rinhd1977 4 года назад +153

    I love it when the goose sneaks schlatt whispers.

  • @acrybabylex
    @acrybabylex 3 года назад +58

    god, i love jschlatt. hes so funny and makes my day so much better 😌✨

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON 10 месяцев назад

      He "always" makes me laugh like what he did in "1999"

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Год назад +2

    He literally embodies that goose

  • @thebrainless328
    @thebrainless328 4 года назад +84

    1:19 ”We got the bruh”

  • @Cheyenneistheman
    @Cheyenneistheman 3 года назад +5

    “IM A GOOSE,PLAYING A HARMONICA!”

  • @kailaniroberson9079
    @kailaniroberson9079 3 года назад +42

    his laugh at 13:57 sounds like Karl's

  • @kinleespam792
    @kinleespam792 4 года назад +1511

    7:39 cutest part of the video

  • @tomalotl
    @tomalotl 4 года назад +841

    never forget that behind this 38 year old man that’s in $90,000 in debt voice is a 19 year old guy

    • @scuffedhighlights9580
      @scuffedhighlights9580 4 года назад +6

      NayThainYol how is he in debt, what didn’t he pay?

    • @datgio4951
      @datgio4951 4 года назад +41

      Scuffed Highlights Do you know what College is?

    • @scuffedhighlights9580
      @scuffedhighlights9580 4 года назад +4

      Oh, feels bad. But what was his major and what not

    • @5tarloid
      @5tarloid 4 года назад +9

      Scuffed Highlights computer science

    • @randismitheee1163
      @randismitheee1163 4 года назад +4

      NayThainYol is he really 38

  • @cheeseypuff9819
    @cheeseypuff9819 3 года назад +2

    I really think Schlatt has the same thought cycle as a goose.

  • @dwynbuchanan1015
    @dwynbuchanan1015 3 года назад +32

    0:05 when that one kid remind teacher of homework

  • @punnily7743
    @punnily7743 4 года назад +77

    This is just the new generation's goat simulator

  • @celadon6554
    @celadon6554 4 года назад +178

    The fact that we haven't yet gotten "Untitled волк Game" is such a disgrace. A true tragedy.

  • @lotusflower3173
    @lotusflower3173 2 года назад +7

    13:38 attack on goose

  • @nayl0r241
    @nayl0r241 2 года назад +6

    This was my first impression of Schlatt and I'm all for it.

  • @jameswhitfield3103
    @jameswhitfield3103 4 года назад +157

    I want ytka and bonk to become friends

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 4 года назад +81

    nobody:
    schlatt: *random goose bobbing*

  • @ink9253
    @ink9253 2 года назад +5

    7:40
    the most russian ‘opa’ i’ve ever heard.

    • @_thegod_3519
      @_thegod_3519 Год назад

      I think it sounded pretty Greek too

  • @koltrol4370
    @koltrol4370 2 года назад +6

    Every cat:
    7:14

  • @_usaball
    @_usaball 4 года назад +266

    The Schlatt Chronicles: Big Ducks' Revenge

    • @sigggo
      @sigggo 4 года назад

      USA Ball HELP ME TO 18K SUBS, ITS FREE🎉👍

    • @Chinaball-fx7gi
      @Chinaball-fx7gi 4 года назад +2

      @@sigggo stop self advertising

    • @_usaball
      @_usaball 4 года назад

      @@sigggo :|

    • @magikman481
      @magikman481 4 года назад

      he's so fucking powerful

  • @may0nade
    @may0nade 4 года назад +74

    Jschlatt: be very quiet
    My headphones: *BE VERY QUIET*

  • @FakeGiraffeTheory
    @FakeGiraffeTheory 3 года назад +5

    3:59 Turns out he’s really dyslexic and every sip of the tea he takes he spits it back into the cup.

  • @bruhnoodle7997
    @bruhnoodle7997 2 года назад +7

    0:44 mans got presidents donating

  • @Slurp_Nation
    @Slurp_Nation 4 года назад +132

    12:58
    what do you have to say?*honk*that is rude dont say that

    • @pixelgamelvr
      @pixelgamelvr 3 года назад +7

      "Jesus Christ, why would you say that"

  • @woaho.o6901
    @woaho.o6901 4 года назад +153

    Anybody else happy he uploaded a part 2 to this.

    • @ittaielazar4321
      @ittaielazar4321 4 года назад +2

      I actually smiled when i saw he uploaded this.

  • @foxglove514
    @foxglove514 3 года назад +7

    I love imagining a goose chasing people around screaming, “FUCK YOU” in Schlatt’s voice

  • @papajohn5279
    @papajohn5279 3 года назад +5

    This was the most beautiful emotional rollercoaster of my life. Utka was truly an amazing goose.

  • @raffierutomo8948
    @raffierutomo8948 4 года назад +85

    Peace is never the option, it’s always a merge venture

  • @coachcarl349
    @coachcarl349 4 года назад +282

    First утка makes us think he’s cute...
    *And then he takes his chance.*

    • @xxdcwolfxx836
      @xxdcwolfxx836 4 года назад +1

      *Takes over China

    • @naovelaminmakhoukhi1021
      @naovelaminmakhoukhi1021 4 года назад +2

      She protec she attack but most inportenly he quack for a snak and sit for a nap

    • @gavin4622
      @gavin4622 3 года назад

      Hfhfghfuehdhhfifhdhdifjf

  • @112watches2
    @112watches2 2 года назад +3

    Reminder to never let schlatt become a duck :D

  • @superd3clan_306
    @superd3clan_306 3 года назад +3

    Is this where the peace was never an option meme was born?

    • @superd3clan_306
      @superd3clan_306 2 года назад

      @@spooky_sockboy3400 I haven’t seen it anywhere before this video. Idk

  • @Ser_Locke
    @Ser_Locke 4 года назад +79

    Hold on... Schlatt uploading footage from the same month it was recorded? I can't believe my eyes.

  • @oliver297
    @oliver297 4 года назад +492

    Everything he says is different after the face reveal

  • @abitsillyy
    @abitsillyy 3 года назад +2

    IS NO FUCKING PERSON GONNA SAY HOW FUNNY IT WAS WHEN SCHLATT SAID"I'm a goose!PLAYING THE HARMONICA!!!"

  • @memester5901
    @memester5901 3 года назад +2

    Human: *breathes*
    Goose: your about to liven’t

  • @kitteninabag7402
    @kitteninabag7402 4 года назад +12

    Schlatt 's chaotic neutral vibes fit perfectly with this game

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад +73

    Me during the civil war:
    *Peace was never an option*

  • @xYuukinea
    @xYuukinea 2 года назад +14

    4:48 i laughed so hard 😂

  • @Gab_Leviathan
    @Gab_Leviathan 3 года назад +6

    The moment he said "Opa there it is" i really thought he was going to say "Opa eai galera?" 🤣 Lmao

  • @shalev3368
    @shalev3368 4 года назад +12

    10:41 imagine a real goose saying ...

  • @my-rasuperstar8892
    @my-rasuperstar8892 4 года назад +8

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly утка go quacc

  • @just_sprout1843
    @just_sprout1843 2 года назад +2

    “Hey"
    “hey”
    "HEY!"
    Goose : *YANKS HEAD BACK AGGRESSIVELY*

  • @cheshire8323
    @cheshire8323 3 года назад +2

    утка is duck, while гусь is a goose

  • @wheesock6775
    @wheesock6775 4 года назад +35

    “Peace was never an option”
    *Kurds invading the Syrians:*

    • @jebediah8504
      @jebediah8504 4 года назад +1

      wheesock you mean the turks invading the kurdish held territory in northern syria?

    • @wheesock6775
      @wheesock6775 4 года назад

      Jeb no shit up

  • @wakeless_place
    @wakeless_place 4 года назад +198

    Jshlatt when he sees stal: peace was never an option

  • @Slashyboy64
    @Slashyboy64 3 года назад +5

    So you started the meme

  • @nicolewright819
    @nicolewright819 Год назад +2

    Jschlatt as goose with a knife never hurts you it doesn't exist

  • @edgymoss
    @edgymoss 4 года назад +37

    the most infuriating thing about this is that schlatt keeps referring to the goose as a duck

  • @BaffledLapis
    @BaffledLapis 4 года назад +40

    Ещё одно видео по "Untitled утка game"
    Найс

  • @rykerknox3693
    @rykerknox3693 10 месяцев назад +1

    Shlatt would be amazing at narrating every animal

  • @ariimk777
    @ariimk777 3 года назад +2

    shlatt: *shhh just be quiet*
    goose: *WATCH ME😒*
    *HONK*

  • @GoatedWSauce
    @GoatedWSauce 4 года назад +99

    love jschlatt favorite channel ever