there's so much genuine delight in his voice when he finally gets the bell, i literally cant remember any other game that took away his ability to be cynical for so long
Plot twist: the goose has got a disease, and will die within the next day, so the goose gets out their bucket list and does everything on there before they die
Schlatt is my favorite person when ever im feeling down i just come and see him and it makes me so happy i know i haven't watched him for that long but hes one of the funniest and craziest person ever i really love and look up to you schlatt
“Little does she know I’m cursing her in duck language”
How does this have 100 likes, I'm the only reply
Edit: 101 likes
Baby Yoda I use wall hacks
*nods head*
0:56 btw XD
Game title: Untitled *Goose* Game
be mindful that these are just small clips of the stream. he was stuck trying to knock the stool over for 30 minutes
it was so frustrating but funny to watch lol
Lmao
i left to eat and when i came back he was still on the stool
Jeus
Same with me!! I swear it's like a perfect frame thing--
This is not schlatt playing a game, this is just an average goose's conscious on a regular day
ВОЛК
699 likes i’m tempted to break it
That made this video a lot better
So basically Schlatts conscious
schlatt is goose confirmed
lady: *chasing him*
Jschlatt: OPEN THE DOOR
lady: *opens door*
Jschlatt: THANK YOU
why is there only 1 reply
@@tr_aux *ranboo lore*
LMAO
Time stamp?
@@melodyyy5666 12:11
why does his voice work perfectly for the goose
because geese and schlatt are both loveable bastards who'd drop kick infants if capable
@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 that’s techno
@@ReniTube techno is sane. ruthless, but sane
@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 Well he is quoted saying "I drop kicked that child in self defense"
It doesnt
"Tampering with mail is a felony"
"Im a *goose!* "
Я ГУСЬ!!!!!!!!!!!!
News: Recently a goose has been sentenced to 15 years in federal prison for mail fraud
6:55
@@qowaih И Я ГУСЬ!!!!
*i'm
The four horsemen of the apocalypse:
Death
Pestilence
War
Ytka
Actually it's
Ytka
Ytka
Ytka
Ytka
утка causes death pestilence and war. we should fear, but also worship the almighty утка!!
No it's Death, Pestilence, War, and Obama!
Why does Ytka replace Famine
Newt TheWizard because ytka feeds on humans
Game: Untitled *Goose* Game
Schlatt: duck in Russian
Sriracha Donut Goose in Russian is just Gus
Mia_Savonne yeah I guess ytka is more fun to say
Sriracha donuts sound good with noodles
Baby Yoda good idea
there's so much genuine delight in his voice when he finally gets the bell, i literally cant remember any other game that took away his ability to be cynical for so long
"Obama's on high alert tonight"
*- Schlatt, 2019*
Lol
A minute in and i already see him stealing a bra
you mean panties?
Bra rack Obama
It's a bruh
"The panty raid"
i like your floral ghost profile pic
Person of color: *exists*
Jschlatt: I diagnose you with Obama
Don’t u know, there’re free races: white, asian and Obama
@@imorgan3687 and taco too
@@imorgan3687 Didnt know I had to pay to be any other races o shoot-
@@princesssparkletoes3462 lol
VSHDGGHAHAH
learning russian normally: ❌
learning russian by watching jschlatt: ✅
Знать русский как расовый бонус с самого начала: 📈
@@Azuressunset Я согласен
бу
(You know I had to do it to them)
@@likepolice5769 чё пугаешь, со спуктобером кста
@@Azuressunset лет
1:52 I enjoy the fact that he sounds so disappointed that the soap slid down the ramp and went offscreen :)
Tonight we attack brothers!
@Dametrius Watson yes!
We will attack
Cause me goose
*why do you want to attack your brothers-*
@@zeearts9484 wait no that’s not what I meant-
11:57 peace was never an option
WHAT DOES HE HAVE
A KNIFE
NO
i just came here to the party for the
KNIFE
NO
a child
nO
truck!!
HONK
i’m not tryna make a friend or fall in love
@@sincerelymason wow... i'm speechless
He never said it? My life is a lie
@Sir quackles The fourth same
“ *honk* ” -утка 2019
CSkippxy S
hönk
I've never been more inspired in my life
a true icon
Patrick Zhu 😂😂
“сигналить”
I never knew the game ended like that
that's so wholesomeee
Actually it means ytka has been theorizing the city for ages and stealing their bell
@@kitteninabag7402 still, why would they need so many bells?
@@avalsoleb because ding dong
@@teenytiny280 ding dong for the ding dong gods
Samiuela they only need 1 bell but the goose keeps stealing it
“Be very quiet....”
*M E P*
M E P lmao
M E P lol
@@boop9884 btw I’m not trying to copy you
“No you idiot!”
"I have an uncontrollable urge to...
go inside the box."
I have never heard a more American sounding accent
Hope he has a gofundme page, the poor lil bollix
Have you heard about swaggersouls?
Nah I’ve heard of him but I never watched him. Does he sound even more American?
Nah I fully agree but isn’t he Australian?
Samantha Ruff no he just lives there
“Obama’s on high alert tonight.”
**joe Biden donates**
what’s ligma
@@bartholomewsigmundthethird sugma balls
Michael Liu dang lemme reverse that into who’s joe
666th like
xNightm_res YT joe mama
can't say I've ever seen a video that ends with "there's Obama"
now you can
gg
Schlatt sounds like the white bird from Rio when he laughs he literally sound just like his 12:08
. (°-°)
( : )
( : )
LMFAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAAO
It does kind of sound like Nigel!
“Be Very quiet”
* Quack *
“ NOO YOU IDIOT!”
“Hey”
“Hey”
“HEY! “
0:09
Be quiet
*says the funny mic man*
TLORD 765 haha he has the funny mic
yo wtf that's probably the most likes i've ever seen on my own comment thx guys
@@02fd84 edit: thanks for the reddit gold guys! next time ill show u how someone slapped me then everyone clapped and i oop sksksk
TLORD 765 who is mike and why is he funny
lego obama because his name is mike, mike funny name haha
0:38 “he doesn’t care” can we understand that this is Obama and Obama always health cares
Whats his last name?
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Troy ma
@uglygal how's joe?
Troy care
Schlatt in the Dsmp: *literally about to ruin everyones lives*
Schlatt when playing this: *intense screaming*
Being in love with Schlatt is the healthiest relationship I've had in my life.
And it still is years later
@@king_of_nothing1808 yes
This title reminds me of that time jschlatt changed his twitter name to BARACK OBAMA.
30k subs with 2 videos? No
30k subs with 2 videos? leech.
@@sigggo u probably bought all ur subs lul
Nikolas Hanhisuanto I did not hit her, I DID NOT.
he have so much subs, but he's not youtuber, he's streamer lolz
imagine going for a walk in the park when all the sudden one of the geese just goes 9:26
I’d kidnap that boi and take em home
9:54 *how did they not like that?? i'm a goose* - *playing the hArMoNicA*
11:59 is my personal favorite
Why is Schlatt’s voice the perfect voice for the goose?
7:39 cutest part of the video
I is agree
I agree
Yesss both parts were so cute
agree i is
is i agree? yah
No one's talking about the dropped soap joke at 6:25 and it upsets me.
It upsets me too
Me aswell
Lol that’s what I came to the comment section for
I dont understand
@@-.mune.- same, help
"be very quiet..."
later: schlatt yelling to get ytka's attention.
9:47 I can’t be the only one who heard..
@《•LazyRose•》 wiat what was it?
Undertale
"I have this uncontrollable urge to get in the box."
Cat
I love it when the goose sneaks schlatt whispers.
11:58 is my sleep paralysis demon
The most scary nightmare i never see befor ;w;
@@naovelaminmakhoukhi1021 before
BAHAHHAHAHA
“Open the gate? Oh, we CAN open the gate. Alright, hold on.”
*drops glass mug, shatter*
BRUH
Nah bro cause I thought you were gonna fly over it
5:40
7:27
12:09
13:58
I swear his laugh is both the most amazing thing while also the scariest
Why is it getting crazier with time?
god, i love jschlatt. hes so funny and makes my day so much better 😌✨
He "always" makes me laugh like what he did in "1999"
13:50 Minecraft has changed a lot.
1:19 ”We got the bruh”
never forget that behind this 38 year old man that’s in $90,000 in debt voice is a 19 year old guy
NayThainYol how is he in debt, what didn’t he pay?
Scuffed Highlights Do you know what College is?
Oh, feels bad. But what was his major and what not
Scuffed Highlights computer science
NayThainYol is he really 38
14:17 : goose destroys a whole building
h o n k
1:47 he just *becomes* the goose
Not even a goose he became a crow!!!
The fact that we haven't yet gotten "Untitled волк Game" is such a disgrace. A true tragedy.
nobody:
schlatt: *random goose bobbing*
This is just the new generation's goat simulator
Schlatt: Plays funny goose game.
RUclips: Is this the new minecraft update?
What game is this?
@@sissymccullough5973 the game is “untitled goose game”
Nvm, you don't need to tell me because I found out it is called the untitled goos game
They should put geese in minecraft as a hostile mob
11:52 he finally grabs the knife
Anybody else happy he uploaded a part 2 to this.
I actually smiled when i saw he uploaded this.
The Schlatt Chronicles: Big Ducks' Revenge
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@@sigggo stop self advertising
@@sigggo :|
he's so fucking powerful
Peace is never the option, it’s always a merge venture
This was the most beautiful emotional rollercoaster of my life. Utka was truly an amazing goose.
This video radiates chaotic duck energy
I'm from the future 2022 babie
love jschlatt favorite channel ever
yes me too
me too
me too
me too
Absolutely agreed, person who has a sideways flag of my country, damn right
Everything he says is different after the face reveal
Yes
it is. i was shocked to see that he wasn’t a ytka
First утка makes us think he’s cute...
*And then he takes his chance.*
*Takes over China
She protec she attack but most inportenly he quack for a snak and sit for a nap
Hfhfghfuehdhhfifhdhdifjf
Jschlatt as goose with a knife never hurts you it doesn't exist
Plot twist: the goose has got a disease, and will die within the next day, so the goose gets out their bucket list and does everything on there before they die
Jschlatt: be very quiet
My headphones: *BE VERY QUIET*
12:58
what do you have to say?*honk*that is rude dont say that
"Jesus Christ, why would you say that"
Jshlatt when he sees stal: peace was never an option
jstal
Shlatt would be amazing at narrating every animal
0:26 "Jesus Christ Obama is on high alert tonight"
Hold on... Schlatt uploading footage from the same month it was recorded? I can't believe my eyes.
Schlatt 's chaotic neutral vibes fit perfectly with this game
Me during the civil war:
*Peace was never an option*
Holy shit he’s here
Oh no-
Sir, you really shouldn't be here, it's people like this who would undo everything you made in a heartbeat
SiR wHy U hErE
0:05 when that one kid remind teacher of homework
his laugh at 13:57 sounds like Karl's
Fr
Yeah
3:51 “I’m gonna put this over heyuh” the new joisey jumped out
7:31 instead of solid snake, solid goose.
“Peace was never an option”
*Kurds invading the Syrians:*
wheesock you mean the turks invading the kurdish held territory in northern syria?
Jeb no shit up
He literally embodies that goose
This was my first impression of Schlatt and I'm all for it.
10:41 imagine a real goose saying ...
11:55 Smile to pay me back
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With each ending there's another bell
3:59 Turns out he’s really dyslexic and every sip of the tea he takes he spits it back into the cup.
“Where is Barack?”
*fearful screaming*
13:06 the horses name is Friday. There you go.
Gibbyyy
This was 100% one of my favorite streams to watch
7:40
the most russian ‘opa’ i’ve ever heard.
I think it sounded pretty Greek too
Schlatt is my favorite person when ever im feeling down i just come and see him and it makes me so happy i know i haven't watched him for that long but hes one of the funniest and craziest person ever i really love and look up to you schlatt
Bro I’ve been in such a bad mood since I’ve had my car accident and this really cheered me up. Your vids always make me smile
oh jeez dude I hope you feel better soon
@@burcebanning I'm all good honestly just. Bitter.
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly утка go quacc
Perfect.
7:50 You were thinking that! You were thinking that when it zoomed in on the lady!
When he took the knife and laughed I swore I was watching the joker.
12:08
*_you wanna know how i got these scars?_*
"Society, we live in"
Da jokah, 2019
King French Toes that’s exactly what I thought
Ikr
“IM A GOOSE,PLAYING A HARMONICA!”
I really think Schlatt has the same thought cycle as a goose.
8:23 Wow, the chair had the perfect timing to sound like the door.
When Obama challenges him for President... Peace was never an option
13:51
*repeatedly crouches and tends to bend neck*
wow so this is what ghlatt do when he is bored
утка is duck, while гусь is a goose