Creating a utopia in Cities Skylines with illegal dumping
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
- Schlatt creates a thriving metropolis in Cities Skylines. Streamed live @ / jschlatt
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When he said “what’s popping” I felt that
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😩😩😩😩🥺🥺
What's poopin
Lol what’s popping, etc.
Fuck
We were given two kidneys for a reason, one to live and one for bargaining purposes
Funciones de los riones incluyen
Una coca Cola porfavor
@@submersedsoap1631 la.leche es picante porque es in Vaca de Caracas que muerto en junio y tiene un pene pequeno
translation:
>the uses of the kidney include
>a coca Cola please
>the.milk is spicy because its in cow of Caracas that died in june and has a small dick
@@saucedog3366 this only furthers my confusion
"It's not funny-!!"
*He exclaims, as he continues to wheeze*
“Should we put the cemetery by the school for convenience?”
Me: *has flash backs to middle school where the grave yard was indeed across the street and kids would dare each other to run into it after class*
Wh- why?
We were separated by a shitty fence and there were so many times where we had to jump the fence to get balls that would go over at break
I went to a Catholic school and there was literally a graveyard on the campus. Right next to the defunct, asbestos-filled convent.
yea there's a graveyard next to my high school lmao
Sorry everyone, this is a tad offensive but I see an opportunity.
My Highschool was the graveyard B,)
the thing is I actually live in Flint, MI and this is an accurate representation of our Mayor.
Ashton Yaklin wdym
THE MEME DEALER he didn’t fucking care about anything and he just wanted to penny pinch where ever he could.
L
Facts my man
same name! name twins my dude! except i’m sorry for ur situation in flint
I will literally never get tired of hearing the “funny mic”
Copes how do I get one 😢
It’s only funny when jschlatt does it
@@randon19yearold i find it funny in general
W6VEZ just get a old turtle beach
Annoying 15 year old if people use it with good timing it’s funny, but for the stupidest reasons even when it isn’t needed, that’s when it’s only funny if jschlatt does it
imagine asking for 500 dollars to kill a town.
and you get 500 dollars
Mercy stonks my dude
I did that irl dude... worth it
The elementary, middle, and high schools are right next to each other in my town and the cemetery is right across the street from all of them
JustJohnIsFine Flint Michigan?
Have there been any dares or dates involving it? ;)
I relate thwack
imagine being bored in class then looking out the window and seeing COFFIN DANCE INTENSIFY
Ahh the perfect 80-90s horror movie
Thought this was RTGame from the title, still happy that it was Schlatt instead
Rt should join SMP live
@@Mr.Peggle did you see his video with carson? Its possible he could join soon
Trilooogy I saw it, i hope that you are right about him joining.
I totally thought that too. Schlatt's voice literally caught me off guard because I expected to hear an Irishman.
@@trilooogy6586 fuck oh no oh god oh fuck fuck no fuck oh no this be a bruh moment
Man rtgame sounds different without his accent, i guess living in the states does that to you though
Lmao
i was sure this was rt's vid
I love rt
I dont think jshlatt ever played tf2
Vanguard Gael bruh yeah, I thought this was rt
I love how he said “Thomas The Tank Engine” instead of “Thomas The Train”. A true man of quality.
who tf calls him thomas the train?
I think in most of America he’s Thomas the Train
Xastian Veroth I live in America and will gladly impale anybody who says “Thomas the Train”
Who the *FUCK* says “Thomas the Train”????
Xastian Veroth nope. You wrong as hell
what if we kissed in boomer town 😳🙈
@yeast ok
No
Haha just kidding.... unless
Gumfondle your emojis make me wanna hang Myself.
yeast
I am The Grass Man and illegal dumping is not good for the Grass, but I will let this one pass
thank you grass man
Grass man
Man Grass
Man Ass
caveman that’s gonna be hard when he has grass knuckles
grass man really out here
woah bro I love your content
When Drew Durnil apears in schatts stream
*HOI4 TIME*
Them before you know it, Isorrowproductions pops in, and then everyone memes their way into the Yogscast
At 10:59, RT is mentioned too.
Drew Durnil Gay
That confused me so much god
But fr I want to see schlatt play eu4, hoi4, vic2 or ck2
Our school is next to a graveyard and the teachers always say that: You learn at this school or go to the neighbours
"Name it Flint, Michigan"
*lives near Flint*
heh
lmao i live like 30 minutes from it
Nuclear Water?
@@AssistantCoreAQI basically lol everyone was like hey flouride scary so they got rid of the flouride in the water, meaning it will do you harm
Same lol
At least I'm in leneway.
Thought this was a callmekevin or RT video. Pleasantly surprised
Gray
Still
Plays
Why’d you click it then??
Jschlatt: “Who the hell tweets with hashtags?”
Politicians: .....
Obama cares
Jaxan7294 haha what are you, a liberal? pfft
The Wysterian Lord エスティーエフユー
@@thewysterianlord3661 Obama care
Schlatt: **literally destroys an entire city**
Also Schlatt: "why did he die, what happened to him?"
"Should I put the cemetery next to the school for convinience"
I actually know a school that's right next to a cemetery.
bruh my old school was built on top of a cemetery
Efficiency!
my school from 3rd to 5th grade was right next to a cemetery
we went on a field trip there once
COFFINNDANCEINTENSIFY
Everytime Schlatt puts down a meteor, he should put on -Country Roads- Stal to warn the people that imminent obliteration is near.
Love the new video from RTgames
ok im sorry for being so ignorant but why is everyone talking about RTgames and callmekevin
nvm i got it
Justin Is a Beast
the absolute character development in these comments are astounding
wait actually i’m dumb why is everyone saying this
@@justinmoeller2552 rtgames is a youtuber that plays this fame alot
3:11 when baby Kata started to play I just died of laughter.
You puddle of cement, no matter the context 'Baby Kata' will never be funny, no matter how ironic. The visuals border the uncanny valley, and the audio is even eorse than your grades in school you brainlet.
Logynski Beeski eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse
orse
@@thedoomguy6539 ass
@@logynskibeeski6061 🤪
"That is *not* funny," he says while laughing uncontrollably
If the currency isn't Schlattcoin I'm throwing my computer away
Sorry for your lost
Watching this video versus his most recent city skylines video is insane. Man went from a prepubescent Californian to Big Man Schlatt
ME: lives in Flint
[JSchlatt's town has water issues]
'ME: somebody's gonna make a Flint joke'
"Name it Flint, Michigan"
...yep
“I didn’t know that Paradox were a bunch of racists” is an amazing quote
Cities: Skylines is cool and all, but it would be way better if they added Grumm, the creator of Minecraft, to the game.
How to properly clean your metal computer Can you stop being everywhere in the comment section.
not funny didnt laugh
@@generalrotholz977 I don't know how to respond to this but do you want some candy?
Pretty sure it was Hatsune Miku who created Minecraft.
short for grummiles?
everyone gangsta until the tent starts walking 😨
"Should've put the cemetery next to the school for convenience."
Jesus Christ, someone gift that man a sub
7:52 bruh that was drew durnil sauce god
Fr absolute God
“You can’t make that joke, it isn’t funny” *starts dying of laughing*
11:50 “Should we put the cemetery next to the school for convenience?”
Funny enough my Elementary School was next to a cemetary
Hey so was mine
Same thing for my elemantary school too.
7:04
The Tobuscus song makes it
@PTGaming I know you commented like a year ago but it made me wonder too so I dug around for it and it's one of the Assassin's Creed literal trailers by Tobuscus
@PTGaming Specifically, it's the literal trailer of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Not enough Boлk, still enjoyed
Bonk
Yo wait, this ain’t RTGame.
I was confused at first too jajaja
He called old people mentally sick...
The fact the city was originally called Lakewood is terrifying because in NJ there is a town near me named Lakewood and this is an accurate representation of Lakewood NJ
relatable
3:01 John Snow discovers the cause of the London Cholera epidemic (1854, colourized)
I got extremely nostalgic when I heard Tobuscus’ literal trailer
SMP live has changed a lot
Indeed
Drinking game: Whenever there’s a funny mic or Dickenballs take a sip
3:36 someone in chat says "Flint, MI"
3:48 Yes you can make that joke our water sucks and we laugh at it
Great! Now just become Irish.
What
OH THATS WHAT RTGAMES ACCENT IS I COULDNT TELL
@@darraghmcmullen6205 rtgames
As someone who lives on Asian-American St. I think we should have fair representation in government.
I love how chat will send different vids depending on the situation…
The chat spamming RT and Drew Durn references made it 10x funnier in my opinion.
Schlatt: THAT IS NOT FUNNY
also schlatt: laughs hysterically
When he started paying Literal Assassin Creeds Brotherhood Trailer, I died
"Creating a utopian city" more like Ethiopian
oh no..
when the water hole is under attack
0:24 the quick switch to the funny mic and then back to the regular one makes my fucking day
my mom needed to run downstairs bc I was laughing so hard I choked on freaking Nutella toast
Oh thank god I’ve been so bored thank you for uploading
7:52 Drew Durnil randomly making an appearance. Drew is one of my favorite creators.
Imagine just chillin in your house and your house just disappears
He was so high pitched bro wtf, college puberty hit em hard I guess
he left college as in drop out he wasnt even there for like a year
I clicked thinking RTGame was back at it again and was very surprised
Your laugh absolutely makes my day, thank you for that
“I GOTTA DO IT! I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL!”
YOU’RE ALREADY KILLING THEM WITH THE WATER
5:32 Schlatt literally just summed up the reign of Joseph Stalin lmao
Nobody:
Schlatts intro: Wuss Poppinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
When your faucet gets clogged but you find out it’s actually just a turd stuck in it
Got to the DK Chunky's dead part and immediately said "Flint, Michigan happened to him." When Schlatt asked why he was dead.
Love me a good RTGame reference, Gotta spread some love for us living in the mythical land of Ireland
Missed opportunity to name Cockenball city a “ball de sack”
0:30 THE BIG MANS BACK
Im so glad "schlatt" sounds the way he does nowadays
nobody:
LITERALLY every comedy gaming channel: LET'S DROWN THE CITY IN SEWAGE
11:04 for the person asking what song it was, it's Cats in The Cradle by Harry Chapin.
3:10
Thanks for introducing me to this disasterpiece 4 years ago.
7:05 I haven’t heard a tobuscus song in years, that brings back memories
“It’s not really worth the investment so you know.... keep on sucking!”
- Schlatt 2019
Stephanie: #21stCentury
Me: *I'M SENDING EM BACK TO THE STONE AGE*
This was horrifyingly beautiful. I have never been so confused, scared and happy at the same time.
I fucking died once I realized, when he was changing the Oriental street
Bruh Tell me why RTgame and shlatty boy are so similar 😂
Similar chaotic energies
Juanito Elisea they’re not
both neutral evil
Why did Schlatt's voice start to morph at 4:00
I am very excited to see more of this in the future Schlatt
Very good video, Jschlatt, will watch again.
HOLY COW, SOMEONE DONATED A DREW DURNIL VIDEO
Flint, Michigan
this video was the right way to start the first morning of 2020 :) i love schlatt sm bro
I love the little chaotic laugh when he unlock taxes.
For a second I thought this was an RT video
I thought this was an RTgame video when I saw the title and thumbnail
This was L'manburg under jschlatts rule before the DreamSMP
everybody gansta till the tent start walkin
w o w
Wow!
Only 7 likes?
Drew?!?!! What are you doing here?!?!?Don’t you have a game of hoi4 to watch or something?
I love it how he tried to build the town over again and made the exact same mistakes, along with new ones
At 7:00 while Schlatt was watching the stinky water I got an ad for Brita Water Filters
W H A S P OP P I N G
F U U U C K
What happened to my guys voice
For a change, I am so happy that youtube recommended this GOLD years later.
The we like to party sfm vid is a big mood for these videos
Hey look RTgame made a new video.
Jk lol. Good video.
Bro why am I not watching your streams? Way better than CallMeBRUH
When someone tells you to eat shit, I don't think they mean it literally. I do admire that have taken "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" to a whole new level though.
11:50 My old elementary school was next to a cemetery. You could practically just walk into it.