THE WORST WII GAME YET.

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @ez-gm6it
    @ez-gm6it 4 года назад +5855

    i love how he said "you dont want to see me lose control", which implies he was in control the whole time prior to that

    • @mrbuttons8492
      @mrbuttons8492 4 года назад +13

      When?

    • @WillCheadle
      @WillCheadle 4 года назад +66

      @@mrbuttons8492 The entire vid before that sentance

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 4 года назад +53

      Mr Buttons
      12:50

    • @mrbuttons8492
      @mrbuttons8492 4 года назад +6

      Ray thanks

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 4 года назад +9

      Mr Buttons
      you’re welcome

  • @kevinhidalgo5947
    @kevinhidalgo5947 4 года назад +3204

    Schlatt: “Lets make a monkey!”
    Everyone: **Nervous Sweating**

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 4 года назад +222

      *Tutorial shows black child*

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey 4 года назад +78

      @@Its_Me_Romano we love blatant racism

    • @thuggrville
      @thuggrville 4 года назад +15

      Its_Me_Romano _ haha funny racist joke mmmmm 😎

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 4 года назад +23

      @@thuggrville I'm glad ot make you laugh ma nigga

    • @pwuffix
      @pwuffix 3 года назад +15

      @@Its_Me_Romano uh

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 4 года назад +2392

    He isn’t thinking about anything. He’s too angry to think

    • @spec7501
      @spec7501 4 года назад +10

      Ya and he also broke his keyboard lol

    • @FrankenTeddyBear
      @FrankenTeddyBear 4 года назад +21

      No thoughts Head angry

    • @deathmetalpuppies
      @deathmetalpuppies 4 года назад +4

      An_Annoying_Cat This fucking episode is the funniest i’ve seen from him because of how much he rages

  • @sashkakakashka3407
    @sashkakakashka3407 4 года назад +8829

    Imagine being a child and this is the only game you have to play.

    • @lpsloveandgame6046
      @lpsloveandgame6046 4 года назад +396

      I'd rather die of boredom

    • @anglrfsh
      @anglrfsh 4 года назад +274

      i’d rather die.

    • @mikado40
      @mikado40 4 года назад +258

      i’d rather .

    • @anglrfsh
      @anglrfsh 4 года назад +244

      i’d .

    • @vriskamoder
      @vriskamoder 4 года назад +85

      I had this game when I was 7 or so. I had other games, but they’re also shovelware. I did have a few Mario games, though.

  • @sarahjohnston7506
    @sarahjohnston7506 4 года назад +4148

    Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "thinking about dead, abused or dying monkeys"

    • @ReallyCleverName
      @ReallyCleverName 4 года назад +66

      Thinkin of hippos in skirts

    • @keythrow1371
      @keythrow1371 4 года назад +19

      Who here wants to kick some monkeys?

    • @him6008
      @him6008 4 года назад +65

      @@keythrow1371 I wanna grab it by its tail and swing it against the bars.

    • @jonahexe6420
      @jonahexe6420 4 года назад +15

      Thinking of emoji m

    • @shroub3435
      @shroub3435 4 года назад +13

      "Thinking about resupplying my stash of keyboards"

  • @startrooper7823
    @startrooper7823 4 года назад +6052

    When will schlatt learn he’s to close to the sensor bar

    • @ovprinowo4884
      @ovprinowo4884 4 года назад +187

      Never

    • @emuky7608
      @emuky7608 4 года назад +376

      What he doesn't know can't hurt him

    • @aerodynamo4874
      @aerodynamo4874 4 года назад +237

      @@emuky7608 it can hurt his keyboard tho

    • @L0VSTAD
      @L0VSTAD 4 года назад +110

      11:48 When will schlatt learn how move the wii remote in a circle

    • @maplecrystals7935
      @maplecrystals7935 4 года назад +11

      too* (the first to)

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 4 года назад +817

    "Young man abuses monkeys for 19 minutes straight with hung Timbs"

    • @Lev_Kiddo
      @Lev_Kiddo 4 года назад +2

      Young?

    • @stragnk1487
      @stragnk1487 4 года назад +22

      I'm pretty sure the monkeys are abusing him at this point

    • @ginger_artz8412
      @ginger_artz8412 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like something you'd hear from Florida tbh

    • @arnaeus7448
      @arnaeus7448 4 года назад

      Why do you have a music tag on your channel when you have 80 subs?

    • @KamilHenri
      @KamilHenri 4 года назад

      Arnold I am a music producer, so I requested it online by cross referencing my other music related sites. As long as you can back it up, it isn’t difficult to get the official artist tag on your channel

  • @samantharuff3915
    @samantharuff3915 4 года назад +2990

    Every time he wears a sweater that looks vintage, I wonder who he scammed to get it.

    • @TheLegendOfRed22
      @TheLegendOfRed22 4 года назад +184

      he said that he ha a ebay trick were he puts a bet than gets his alt acount to pay a absurd amount of money than not pay it so it automaticley go's to his main acount

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 4 года назад +13

      @@TheLegendOfRed22 yikes

    • @michaelazwart441
      @michaelazwart441 4 года назад +59

      @@TheLegendOfRed22 that's fucking genius

    • @JuniperF
      @JuniperF 3 года назад +51

      @@TheLegendOfRed22 He actually said he super low balls the price, and then pays the list price on his alt. Same end result, but less scummy

    • @xdjkai
      @xdjkai 2 года назад +7

      @@colorbar.s you act like he wouldn’t be completely genius to do that, like you wouldn’t do it yourself.. lmfao you don’t have to act like a perfect goddess who never sins, its a genius idea

  • @sebastianpoppell7902
    @sebastianpoppell7902 4 года назад +2170

    They call him "Hammer Time" because back in 2020 he brutally slaughtered an innocent keyboard

  • @oblivious3475
    @oblivious3475 4 года назад +5580

    When you realize that schlatt could've avoided all this if he wasn't so close to the sensor

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun 4 года назад +67

      *nerdy voice* well actually the sensor is in the wiimote so he can’t get away from it

    • @Lezzylree
      @Lezzylree 4 года назад +186

      @@Suzumi-kun no. The sensor is not the same as the mii motion plus.

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun 4 года назад +44

      Lizzy Studios / ᗰIᑎᑌᔕ I was on about the black bar, which is literally a row of lights for the wiimote to pick up

    • @SkylordAh
      @SkylordAh 4 года назад +17

      Suzumi-kun the tv sensor

    • @RemyTheRat93
      @RemyTheRat93 4 года назад +2

      It’s more funny though

  • @joshmorton7283
    @joshmorton7283 4 года назад +806

    As soon as he said “I’m gonna make a mii monkey” I sweated

    • @swag9587
      @swag9587 4 года назад +7

      IKR also he never made it brown or its hair brown because there would be people upset over it even though that's just how monkeys look

  • @LT-xc9cs
    @LT-xc9cs 4 года назад +1014

    He so naturally went and plugged in a new keyboard after demolishing the other one which makes me think he has done this so much that it is just normal for him to destroy his keyboards.

    • @jojoseamy
      @jojoseamy 3 года назад +16

      Fr I fuckin lost it 💀 I just imagine him havin a stack next to him or sth

    • @LT-xc9cs
      @LT-xc9cs 3 года назад +23

      @@jojoseamy Bro this is just the first instance of him breaking his keyboard there are so many videos after this one where he breaks them for minute things he legitimately has a stack of working keyboards just so he can break them lamo.

    • @jojoseamy
      @jojoseamy 3 года назад +3

      @@LT-xc9cs Omg💀💀💀

    • @Soelmo-
      @Soelmo- 3 года назад +1

      They may be cheap tho

    • @LT-xc9cs
      @LT-xc9cs 3 года назад +2

      @@Soelmo- lamo my point wasn’t that his habit of breaking keyboards is expensive it’s just that it is funny how he casually breaks keyboards in anger.

  • @chrissy2spicy
    @chrissy2spicy 4 года назад +2012

    “Brutally murders his keyboard”
    Schlatt: “hey guys sorry about that”

  • @visencere
    @visencere 4 года назад +2489

    I love how he says “Not two in a row” when breaking his keyboard. Implying that he has already done it multiple times, and he always have an extra spare for that case.

    • @cogwheel5979
      @cogwheel5979 4 года назад +29

      Watch "a tribute to mario kart" at 1:49

    • @klombaroo
      @klombaroo 4 года назад +20

      @@cogwheel5979 don't forget he destroyed Madden 09' at the end of a Scott the Woz video

    • @uchiha_1067
      @uchiha_1067 4 года назад +4

      Rajj

    • @lils426
      @lils426 4 года назад +1

      sans6498 it took me a second to figure out what the fuck you were talking about

  • @hokeyirishfokey
    @hokeyirishfokey 4 года назад +1615

    "Thinking about Travis."

  • @NPTUNMN
    @NPTUNMN 4 года назад +1890

    I would be terrified to even be an object in that room.

    • @エワエワちゃん
      @エワエワちゃん 3 года назад +60

      if youre a woman its kind of unavoidable

    • @Paigeo3210
      @Paigeo3210 3 года назад +9

      @@エワエワちゃん OMG JESUS CHILL- a women

    • @tammyhardy1854
      @tammyhardy1854 3 года назад +11

      @@エワエワちゃん LMFAOOOO PLEASE

    • @raymondzzz
      @raymondzzz 3 года назад +8

      @@エワエワちゃん as a person that's bestie is a girl I can just throw her like I do to my niece

    • @themimic1372
      @themimic1372 3 года назад +11

      After I get pissed I can’t break anything so I just punch my knees until they hurt then I stare into space and I’m ok

  • @ChanTheMan52
    @ChanTheMan52 4 года назад +2528

    Genuinely can’t tell if he’s raging for a bit or if he’s actually pissed off

    • @DomStu700
      @DomStu700 4 года назад +406

      I think it's a good mix of both

    • @skooter__
      @skooter__ 4 года назад +173

      *you can never tell*

    • @jackonotobacco5288
      @jackonotobacco5288 4 года назад +20

      ChanTheMan52 both

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 года назад +45

      All of the above

    • @zapawafyt
      @zapawafyt 4 года назад +69

      He has spare keyboards on deck, I assume it's for a bit.

  • @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243
    @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 4 года назад +1907

    Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: “Feeling lost, thinking about Robert Frost”

  • @SnakesAnimations
    @SnakesAnimations 4 года назад +712

    It says “Basic reading ability is required”
    But you can’t see that
    If you can’t read

    • @ctrlpea7058
      @ctrlpea7058 4 года назад

      Who Needs Weapons I Have A Snake it’s big brain time

    • @slasher7814
      @slasher7814 4 года назад +1

      Last time I was this early yuto was still a fetus

  • @Vibesfs
    @Vibesfs 4 года назад +1004

    When he smashed the keyboard, only then did I choose to ask the question, "why are there timbs hanging from the ceiling by method of WiiMote?"

  • @MrMcSonny
    @MrMcSonny 4 года назад +1780

    "Basic reading ability needed"
    They can't read how can they know
    Edit: why do all my comments on Jschlatt's videos get 1k+ likes they are trash comments

  • @cheetah3619
    @cheetah3619 4 года назад +785

    8:12 Schlatt experiences a violent outburst with a hammer. The last time that happened was in 1993 and 4 people were left dead. Please Schlatt, don't go near any hammers from now on.

    • @megariceman
      @megariceman 4 года назад +47

      Cheetah 14:05 is a better example

    • @Notpaul166
      @Notpaul166 4 года назад +5

      Cheeto

  • @daveman9199
    @daveman9199 4 года назад +658

    I appreciate that Schlatt came prepared with a second keyboard, knowing full well there was a very high chance he would just goddamn obliterate that first one.

    • @trog_vevo
      @trog_vevo 4 года назад +28

      dave man he’s broken so many fucking keyboards dude he broke one in this and he broke one in a tribute to Mario kart

    • @liljanott2135
      @liljanott2135 4 года назад +3

      iirc he has a DOS computer? over there so that could well be a keyboard he uses

    • @low_bo
      @low_bo 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget the Wii remote as well.

    • @ninjacat230
      @ninjacat230 Год назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that computer over there exists only to be destroyed in a fit if rage

  • @classyified2153
    @classyified2153 4 года назад +455

    I love how he just has a bunch of spare keyboards for the computer in the background

  • @aviatornic2839
    @aviatornic2839 4 года назад +521

    Jschlatt pulling out the second keyboard after demolishing the first one has so much Saturday morning cartoon energy, I can't even

    • @senadawr2099
      @senadawr2099 4 года назад +44

      He even plugs it in so politely

    • @jasbep4118
      @jasbep4118 4 года назад +28

      I like to think he has a whole stack of them just so he can replace them every time he breaks one

    • @senadawr2099
      @senadawr2099 4 года назад +7

      @@jasbep4118 i think the first purpose of the keyboard was to advertise nordvpn in a clever way.. idk, smashing them seems like a way more better purpose

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 4 года назад +4

      That moment is peak comedy for me

  • @jason98760
    @jason98760 4 года назад +733

    Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about limericks”

    • @faunatide
      @faunatide 4 года назад +9

      I was so fucking confused when I saw your avatar

    • @aggable
      @aggable 4 года назад +1

      whos the real one

    • @faunatide
      @faunatide 4 года назад +3

      @@aggable neither of us

    • @Endiepup
      @Endiepup 4 года назад

      “Thinking About Jumping Off A Bridge”

  • @emilyc9467
    @emilyc9467 4 года назад +604

    i like that he specified he was the red crosshair in the fruit throwing game as if we couldn't already tell by how shaky it is

    • @SkeldraBH
      @SkeldraBH 4 года назад +14

      Aye, little ol' schlazzy is getting older and needs medical attention

    • @hazelmoore2243
      @hazelmoore2243 4 года назад +12

      They call him shaky schlatt

    • @aimbotarrow5981
      @aimbotarrow5981 4 года назад +3

      Hazel Moore they call him shaky mc’bones

    • @Asparaesque
      @Asparaesque 4 года назад

      AimbotArrow5 they call him Michael J. Fox

    • @peachy4358
      @peachy4358 4 года назад

      Shhhh he’s very sensitive abt his Parkinson’s

  • @bgm-sh9pe
    @bgm-sh9pe 4 года назад +341

    I still can’t comprehend how this is the same guy that called minx for atleast four hours on a twitch stream and asked her countless times to show her cake

    • @ghostie7776
      @ghostie7776 3 года назад +16

      Cake as in pastry or ass?

    • @emmaoloughlin1771
      @emmaoloughlin1771 3 года назад +11

      @@ghostie7776 pastry tf kind of cakes are you eating

    • @ghostie7776
      @ghostie7776 3 года назад +12

      @@emmaoloughlin1771 sorry i didn't word it correctly, english is not my main language

  • @kieranr6703
    @kieranr6703 4 года назад +3146

    No one else is curious as to why Schlatt just has a hammer chilling right next to him? I mean I'm not judging, a man can have his kinks.

    • @MisternaughtyGaming
      @MisternaughtyGaming 4 года назад +484

      No that was probably the sledgehammer he used to kill seven kids in 1993

    • @beenep5029
      @beenep5029 4 года назад +31

      Novet and the hostage he used

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 4 года назад +139

      He has a hammer for the same reason he has spare keyboards on hand of the same old keyboard.

    • @Blue-jy4rf
      @Blue-jy4rf 4 года назад +15

      8:12

    • @wifi_3543
      @wifi_3543 4 года назад +26

      What about the shoes?

  • @gab_gabriel7091
    @gab_gabriel7091 4 года назад +2070

    Does Schlatt just keep a stack of keyboards under his desk in case he destroys the one on camera?

    • @silcrow4045
      @silcrow4045 4 года назад +81

      Yes

    • @DihSoundsLikeDie
      @DihSoundsLikeDie 4 года назад +55

      He's prepared for the worst!

    • @NoahClevinger
      @NoahClevinger 4 года назад +24

      And you're telling me you don't?

    • @cobalt9000
      @cobalt9000 4 года назад +12

      I have a bin in my closet with keyboards in it so I don’t break the one I’m using

    • @blakee10000
      @blakee10000 4 года назад +7

      Nah he really likes keyboards

  • @abraham3370
    @abraham3370 4 года назад +1047

    It honestly scares me how schlatt goes from being calm, snaps and breaks the keyboard and then instantly snaps back to carefully installing a new keyboard. It resembles a serial killer.

    • @darkapostle1
      @darkapostle1 3 года назад +107

      Remember 1999?

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 года назад +29

      @@darkapostle1 Bizarre Summer

    • @darkapostle1
      @darkapostle1 3 года назад +45

      @@Garbo_trashcan Where he committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place, but don't tell anyone!

    • @lucius6020
      @lucius6020 3 года назад +25

      @@darkapostle1 We dont speak of 1999... no one is to speak of that year...

    • @darkapostle1
      @darkapostle1 3 года назад +22

      @@lucius6020 Jschlatt didn't leave anyone alive to talk about it.

  • @whyduchess6423
    @whyduchess6423 4 года назад +86

    Schlatt: “You don’t wanna see me lose control... you don’t wanna see that”
    1 minute later: Destroys keyboard with hammer
    The viewers: “Oh I think we’ve seen you lose control before.”

  • @chrisvvector
    @chrisvvector 4 года назад +737

    “Thinking about brutally slaughtering monkeys.”

  • @GarrillaGal
    @GarrillaGal 4 года назад +358

    While it is painful to watch a grown man struggle with a children's game, it is also very entertaining to watch him go through mankind's basic emotion; angree

    • @sambutton8494
      @sambutton8494 4 года назад +21

      Ah yes, 'angree', the basic emotion of mankind.

    • @auh4806
      @auh4806 4 года назад +2

      Yes, i do angree

  • @meggido8479
    @meggido8479 4 года назад +607

    I haven’t even started and I already know i am gonna have a stroke watching this

    • @KEEGAN410
      @KEEGAN410 4 года назад +11

      It is tradition

    • @jujutheegoat
      @jujutheegoat 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @senadawr2099
      @senadawr2099 4 года назад +6

      It is tradition

    • @nareh7922
      @nareh7922 4 года назад +1

      You have 69 likes rn I don’t want to ruin it but just know that I like this comment

    • @poogle9111
      @poogle9111 4 года назад +1

      as per usual

  • @angela.luntian
    @angela.luntian 4 года назад +86

    Rhyming mechanics timestamps for future me
    4:50 Rocking and Rolling Monkey
    6:27 Crazy Bucking Rhino
    9:32 Stealin' Steak
    10:33 Hurling Hippo Divas
    14:47 Hairy Houdini
    16:35 Monkey Masterpiece

    • @BakedBanana
      @BakedBanana 3 года назад +1

      oh? How is future you doing?

  • @MrBlinky10101
    @MrBlinky10101 4 года назад +823

    When he said he'd make a monkey mii I was SO WORRIED

  • @Jaggin
    @Jaggin 4 года назад +967

    Why are the boots hanging get that child back up there he deserves it.

    • @acx2933
      @acx2933 4 года назад +12

      Hang the game

    • @th3.goatman871
      @th3.goatman871 4 года назад +1

      Im 666th like

    • @dawsonparker1685
      @dawsonparker1685 4 года назад +4

      my timbs tony my timbs

    • @kh3lwi
      @kh3lwi 4 года назад +11

      *HANG THE GAME*

    • @Jaggin
      @Jaggin 4 года назад +2

      battlecat 15 what’s it like living in 2016

  • @pelicanpelican2055
    @pelicanpelican2055 4 года назад +323

    *”monkey mischief will put me 6 feet under”*
    - Schlatt 2020

    • @frkaisr
      @frkaisr 4 года назад +7

      Schlatt tomorrow: *thinking about being 6 feet under*

  • @evannnoah787
    @evannnoah787 4 года назад +84

    u just brought back vivid memories of when my aunts boyfriend used to put this on for me and just leave me in a room to play it all day so my family could watch movies

  • @doormantdarner7815
    @doormantdarner7815 4 года назад +1364

    I like how everyone just thinks “oh no” to themselves every time before clicking on a Schlatt video.

    • @Kupkake33
      @Kupkake33 4 года назад +7

      Mhm yup

    • @bandithm7784
      @bandithm7784 4 года назад +6

      LITERALLY

    • @memetoes8498
      @memetoes8498 4 года назад +37

      It's usually not just a "Oh no" but a, "Oh fuck, oh holy shit, oh shit. Oh fuck. He uploaded a new video, oh fuck, oh no, oh holy no, please stop, oh shit." I mean it's just a thought, but I agree.

    • @pyotar2256
      @pyotar2256 4 года назад +2

      nope

    • @earthqu8
      @earthqu8 4 года назад +5

      *oh no*

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 года назад +364

    Schlatt in community tab tomorrow: "thinking about iambic pantameters"

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 4 года назад +8

      thinking about captain kirk

    • @Pear_chan
      @Pear_chan 4 года назад +4

      Thinking about Hippo Divas

  • @smolbean5325
    @smolbean5325 4 года назад +899

    This is the first time I've seen Schlatt like actually raging

  • @cami4070
    @cami4070 4 года назад +102

    the whole game looks like it was animated in ms paint

  • @rustyshade2971
    @rustyshade2971 4 года назад +673

    Seeing schlatt destroy that keyboard makes me start wondering if he actually killed someone

    • @scarletD993
      @scarletD993 4 года назад +47

      Raluck T The mutton chop look he’s got going on really doesn’t help his case either

    • @forestpill
      @forestpill 4 года назад +22

      Thinking about not paying taxes since 2004

    • @bobo8127
      @bobo8127 4 года назад +9

      He said he has, why would a man lie on the internet

    • @rustyshade2971
      @rustyshade2971 4 года назад +4

      @@bobo8127 oh god oh frick

    • @valentine4966
      @valentine4966 4 года назад

      when he said he killed someone in 1999, take that with a grain of salt

  • @juicestinleague5790
    @juicestinleague5790 4 года назад +280

    Bro you should go to one of those “break rooms” where it’s just a room full of cheap dollar store glass plates and computers it also has weapons to tear the shit up

    • @grippped1375
      @grippped1375 4 года назад +46

      Juicestin League but it’s just full of baby monkeys

    • @sorrybootthat8655
      @sorrybootthat8655 4 года назад +9

      @@grippped1375 holy fuck

  • @kellenl920
    @kellenl920 4 года назад +688

    can’t believe he actually took the advice for mutton chops

    • @MarianB-wc4kc
      @MarianB-wc4kc 4 года назад +8

      😔

    • @lils426
      @lils426 4 года назад +8

      What a chad

    • @nf5456
      @nf5456 4 года назад +17

      im distraught

    • @jillweff
      @jillweff 4 года назад +3

      Are they mutton chops or friendly mutton chops?

    • @19DannyBoy65
      @19DannyBoy65 4 года назад +4

      William Jeffery He’s got the stache still too so I’d say they’re friendly mutton chops
      E: I guess it’s not connected tho so it’s debatable

  • @AaqibMHassan
    @AaqibMHassan 4 года назад +46

    Poofesure: Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE
    Nicro: Zelda Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE
    Schlatt: Luigi Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus INSIDE

    • @kyrabrown6529
      @kyrabrown6529 3 года назад +1

      ah yes the wii motion remote gang its all here

  • @sansgriffin6943
    @sansgriffin6943 4 года назад +350

    Schlatt reminds me of my dad, very violent, hits hard and easy to rage because of his alcohol addiction

    • @iancraig6981
      @iancraig6981 4 года назад +7

      Will Wellsfry as he wears a Budweiser shirt

    • @huxley_6031
      @huxley_6031 4 года назад +3

      F

    • @pajacas
      @pajacas 4 года назад +2

      Haha, same

  • @DrX-dh6th
    @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад +432

    schlatt: “these hippos bouta make me act up”

    • @Olga-gs5lc
      @Olga-gs5lc 4 года назад

      Where did you get your profile picture from I keep seeing different variations of them everywhere

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад

      Sarah Sarah lego star wars video game though i was meaning to change it

  • @reflectedpuddle
    @reflectedpuddle 4 года назад +351

    All I can imagine is schlatt having to clean all that up after the recording and it pains me on the inside

    • @thederptor2571
      @thederptor2571 4 года назад +24

      Imagine Schlatt just sweeping while whistling, whistle while you work.

    • @therese294776
      @therese294776 4 года назад +47

      I'm imagining him crawling back and forth across the floor in mute resignation, quietly picking up the scattered keycaps.

  • @stormypotato8357
    @stormypotato8357 4 года назад +119

    14:05 when my wifes bf wont let me have dessert

    • @skateb0red523
      @skateb0red523 4 года назад +8

      stormypotato835 ikr I hate when he doesn’t let me have dessert

    • @evanv7420
      @evanv7420 4 года назад +5

      Wait, wifes boyfriend?

    • @elliot7670
      @elliot7670 4 года назад +8

      @@evanv7420 yes

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 3 года назад +4

      Is his name Jared by any chance?

    • @lordofsatire6829
      @lordofsatire6829 3 года назад +2

      @William shakeQueer is his last name Fogle by any chance

  • @brittneymcmillin5042
    @brittneymcmillin5042 4 года назад +602

    The fact that he just has a replacement keyboard makes me wonder if that’s the only time he’s smashed one out of rage 😂

    • @s0up__enj0y3r
      @s0up__enj0y3r 4 года назад +71

      I'm assuming he has a pile just in case

    • @AbdAbdAbdAbd
      @AbdAbdAbdAbd 4 года назад +24

      It's not a replacement keyboard. He also has a old monitor. I think he has a old PC.

    • @trackstar1337
      @trackstar1337 4 года назад +42

      he’s a old pc fan, so he probably has a old ibm mechanical keyboard.

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  4 года назад +242

      ​@@trackstar1337 I swear by buckling spring keyboards. and yes, i do have a pile of replacements.

    • @tonn4035
      @tonn4035 4 года назад +12

      @@jschlattLIVEhow do you fit so many under your desk?

  • @effie676
    @effie676 4 года назад +284

    schlatt loudly saying "HOWS IT GOIN BOYS" was the last thing I expected when i clicked this and i am now a little creeped out

    • @noamchemla
      @noamchemla 4 года назад

      LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE I HAD TO REPLAY IT

  • @umm3345
    @umm3345 4 года назад +946

    Actually appalled by the fact that this game was published by Activision.

    • @theghostly4328
      @theghostly4328 4 года назад +28

      I wasn't surprised

    • @ky4230
      @ky4230 4 года назад +80

      umm I agree, it’s much better than their other games

    • @MichaeljM9402
      @MichaeljM9402 4 года назад +6

      umm how are you surprised. It’s Activison

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 4 года назад +15

      They also made shrek super slam and shark tales for the gameboy sp. They have made a lot of shitty games.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 года назад +10

      The bane of boomers
      They’ve been producing shovelware since the 90s lol.

  • @plagueparchments
    @plagueparchments 4 года назад +41

    let's play a game called : whats schlatt hanging from his ceiling today

  • @lilyquinn9378
    @lilyquinn9378 4 года назад +548

    alternative title: angry new yorker fails at playing a monkey game on the wii while murdering old keyboards

    • @fauhwn
      @fauhwn 4 года назад +30

      did he hang his fucking timbs

    • @tayla3095
      @tayla3095 4 года назад +1

      BEST COMMENT

    • @tayla3095
      @tayla3095 4 года назад +5

      @@fauhwn yes, yes he did

    • @jacobthompson5404
      @jacobthompson5404 4 года назад

      He’s from montana

    • @fauhwn
      @fauhwn 4 года назад +2

      @@jacobthompson5404 his cap and timbs say otherwise

  • @CasperSpencer
    @CasperSpencer 4 года назад +309

    He actually got the mutton chops I'm crying he looks like a 1840s suicidal poet

    • @roloz00
      @roloz00 4 года назад +4

      i fr thought he ate mutton chops for the first time. but when i saw he looked different, it hit me. bruh im still in shock

    • @AdamsYoutubeAccount
      @AdamsYoutubeAccount 4 года назад +11

      Civil War General lookin ass

    • @x.connor.x5088
      @x.connor.x5088 4 года назад

      shartedandpeepee I thought the same when he posted that tweet. I just wanna go in a corner an cry.

    • @CasperSpencer
      @CasperSpencer 4 года назад

      Y'all really thought he was talking about food?? I already accepted doom when he was talking about getting muttonchops

    • @emo6577
      @emo6577 4 года назад

      I have a friend that had those mutton chops a couple years ago. It takes a certain kind of guy to have those

  • @aidansmith1198
    @aidansmith1198 4 года назад +291

    Mans really recording while his shoes are committing suicide in the back

    • @ATYeeT
      @ATYeeT 4 года назад +11

      *he hanged boots*

    • @aidansmith1198
      @aidansmith1198 4 года назад +7

      A.T YeeT oh yeah like that monkey from dora

    • @lambrodini.-.7457
      @lambrodini.-.7457 4 года назад

      reminds me of baby yuto

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 4 года назад +20

    Seeing Schlatt rage over a children’s party game involving monkeys is one of the best things I’ve seen recently

  • @mikemiester9726
    @mikemiester9726 4 года назад +627

    I give credit to schlatt’s wiki page who’s constantly updating “what they call him”

    • @xantis2236
      @xantis2236 4 года назад

      Michael Font link this to me now

    • @aidangibson274
      @aidangibson274 4 года назад +32

      Xantis smplive.fandom.com/wiki/Jschlatt

    • @idolizationist
      @idolizationist 4 года назад +57

      I like how gay is just listed as one of them

    • @earthqu8
      @earthqu8 4 года назад +8

      Aidan Gibson
      Lmao one nickname is just... *gay*

    • @patrickbeloe8357
      @patrickbeloe8357 4 года назад +7

      His article is a good 3x longer than any others

  • @yeebubba
    @yeebubba 4 года назад +142

    As we can see, the baby took its revenge and hung the Timbs. When Schlatt hung the baby and "killed it", it came back as a demon. I think the baby is gonna go straight for Schlatt next.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 4 года назад +11

      that or the ghost baby has started a drug cartel in schlatt's house

    • @graeconnelly8973
      @graeconnelly8973 4 года назад +9

      i love that jscat’s fanbase is so chaotic that we just create lore for every bit that he does

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 4 года назад +189

    Whenever I think about monkeys, the first thought that shoots through my mind is “WHO’S TOES ARE THOSE?”

    • @theoneandonlythe5th138
      @theoneandonlythe5th138 4 года назад +7

      Daniel Sambar WHOS THAT GREAT APE RIGHT THERE?

    • @vulx
      @vulx 4 года назад +3

      Is it dinner time?!

    • @krimsee8300
      @krimsee8300 4 года назад

      OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOH OOH OOOOH

  • @lanty2092
    @lanty2092 4 года назад +161

    jachlatt transforms into poofesure colorized

    • @thomasedison3700
      @thomasedison3700 4 года назад +7

      Finally, someone else that thought the same thing, lol

    • @fruity3693
      @fruity3693 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing💀💀💀💀

    • @kyrabrown6529
      @kyrabrown6529 3 года назад

      finally someone said it

    • @beemcneill209
      @beemcneill209 3 года назад

      YES

  • @ripleylr.b.7092
    @ripleylr.b.7092 4 года назад +425

    *We see here the slow descent of this man into madness*

    • @jordankortsinoglou4481
      @jordankortsinoglou4481 4 года назад +4

      how is this in any way or form slow the man became a goddamn psycho in 20 minutes time

    • @ripleylr.b.7092
      @ripleylr.b.7092 4 года назад +3

      @@jordankortsinoglou4481 He's been descending since 1845

    • @roinymphornithorynque3282
      @roinymphornithorynque3282 4 года назад +2

      Can't get any deeper

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 4 года назад

      @@roinymphornithorynque3282 and that's why she left you for a black guy

    • @roinymphornithorynque3282
      @roinymphornithorynque3282 4 года назад

      @@jeff09_ Time for a renacted 19th century

  • @dmnn69
    @dmnn69 4 года назад +1115

    The loading screen on this game looks like it was animated in scratch

    • @MsMotoko2
      @MsMotoko2 4 года назад +42

      It looks like a Nick jr flash game loading screen.

    • @ninjacat230
      @ninjacat230 4 года назад +50

      no, if it was scratch it would actually be smooth

    • @butterwantschoclate9364
      @butterwantschoclate9364 4 года назад +10

      ninjacat230 look at my scratch games from 5th grade

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June 4 года назад +2

      oh shit

  • @harveycallinan1091
    @harveycallinan1091 4 года назад +205

    That hammer was forced into that murder and he regrets being owned by schlatt every day he cries every night trying to forget what he has done but the pain never goes away

  • @walawp
    @walawp 4 года назад +31

    i heard the monkey noises and grunts and i was just like "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH VINESAUCE"

  • @kingchickenwing4887
    @kingchickenwing4887 4 года назад +358

    Little known fact: This game is terrible because the creators saw into the future and knew the Schlatt would one day play it, and they wanted to see him go bananas.

    • @80o8i35
      @80o8i35 4 года назад

      pun intended?

    • @lulwsam864
      @lulwsam864 4 года назад

      KingChickenwing was that a pun

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 4 года назад +1

      @@80o8i35 Does Schlatt love 10 Big Hairy Men?

    • @Soup-10
      @Soup-10 4 года назад

      KingChickenwing the monkeys are so close to the big hairy men that schallts distracted

    • @tommyronny5730
      @tommyronny5730 4 года назад +1

      KingChickenwing ahahahah because banana like monkey ahahahah they’re like ahah oh oh banana yummy jkjkjk but it for real doe monkey do be funny

  • @mr.cheesecake1623
    @mr.cheesecake1623 4 года назад +767

    “Music make you lose control” guess that applies to him now

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 4 года назад +177

    I'm gonna need someone to do an entire criminal record of Schlatt, or at the least document every single one of his brutal homicides during the 1990s

    • @AR-kj1vz
      @AR-kj1vz 4 года назад

      But he wasn’t alive for most of the 90’s

    • @gojithereploid7623
      @gojithereploid7623 4 года назад

      @@AR-kj1vz bait?

    • @AR-kj1vz
      @AR-kj1vz 4 года назад

      Goji The Reploid Not bait, he’s in his early 20’s

    • @gojithereploid7623
      @gojithereploid7623 4 года назад

      @@AR-kj1vz You must be new around here

    • @AR-kj1vz
      @AR-kj1vz 4 года назад

      Goji The Reploid What are you trying to say?

  • @xaiba9022
    @xaiba9022 3 года назад +15

    im just imagining him after the video slowly picking up all the individual keys in silence

  • @rowan3037
    @rowan3037 4 года назад +670

    i cannot imagine life as schlatts neighbor
    or god forbid housemate

    • @mellobii
      @mellobii 4 года назад +18

      I shiver just TRYING to imagine it

    • @Josh-zu8cr
      @Josh-zu8cr 4 года назад +10

      Try poofessure

    • @NoahClevinger
      @NoahClevinger 4 года назад +5

      His neighbors are probably used to it at this point.

  • @Notchella1
    @Notchella1 4 года назад +280

    I like how Schlatt's keyboard is just one of those old keyboards you'd have in your IT rooms in secondary school, it's kinda half faded and a few keys have popped out

    • @iJoenic
      @iJoenic 4 года назад +16

      A few? That’s not what the hammer said

    • @zargus2312
      @zargus2312 4 года назад +1

      More than a few keys

    • @kelthecow8428
      @kelthecow8428 4 года назад +1

      Yeah just a few, as usual

  • @kkiouris5719
    @kkiouris5719 4 года назад +313

    Schlatt didn't even used his full power when he destroyed that keyboard. He claimed that he lost control but in reality,ive never seen him so calm. I fear the day he will wake up mad and the world will face his immense power. Im in complete awe and terror in front of his presence. Even in video form i can still feel the gasts of wind hitting my face when he screams and punches stuff. God has left this world for good after schlatt was born. He knew. He knew that he will grow up to be even more powerful. Truly a force of nature and the only person to rival big lion.

    • @evanv7420
      @evanv7420 4 года назад +13

      No.....you don’t think
      Big lion?!

    • @terrierlovesyou
      @terrierlovesyou 3 года назад +5

      the mentioning of big lion reminded me of Carson and now I’m sad again

    • @kkiouris5719
      @kkiouris5719 3 года назад +5

      @@terrierlovesyou don't remind me of a dark past

  • @aishwarya4572
    @aishwarya4572 3 года назад +13

    "I purchased something off eBay that I think is the most interesting thing I've seen in months!"
    0:11- _there is literally a Timb committing suicide using a Wii remote_

    • @TraciTheFox
      @TraciTheFox Год назад +1

      While the child looks at it at a distance.

  • @ari-yh6ko
    @ari-yh6ko 4 года назад +99

    the timbs hanging in the background bring Something to the video. not that its good, but its Something.

  • @lebryantjordanicuswalton3582
    @lebryantjordanicuswalton3582 4 года назад +178

    I thought Minx and Stal made him mad, but this is on a whole new plane

  • @KokuyoK
    @KokuyoK 4 года назад +337

    can we petition to get rid of schlatt's hammer privileges.

  • @maemonster9154
    @maemonster9154 4 года назад +18

    now, how many likes would it take for schlatt to do a full run of this game. At least 1st place once in every gamemode.

  • @idkdude1118
    @idkdude1118 4 года назад +142

    Every time jschlatt violently breaks something I'm still caught off guard

  • @chefj523
    @chefj523 4 года назад +525

    I know it's a joke, but I actually feel bad that he would have to play this game

  • @cecepho
    @cecepho 4 года назад +527

    Hey Schlahami we need a wii yoga session

  • @op_pizza7017
    @op_pizza7017 Месяц назад +2

    2:04 I will say the fact that he wanted to know how to make a moncky and he chose a video with a black kid is comedy gold

  • @hahafuny2047
    @hahafuny2047 4 года назад +1164

    Where is Schlatt located that allows him to make this much noise

    • @GonadLad
      @GonadLad 4 года назад +120

      Hello brother

    • @jacobthompson5404
      @jacobthompson5404 4 года назад +61

      I make the funys I searched it up he’s from Montana so it makes sense

    • @jonni8860
      @jonni8860 4 года назад +32

      @@jacobthompson5404 hello brother

    • @zegrimreaper5452
      @zegrimreaper5452 4 года назад +67

      Prison

    • @henry6136
      @henry6136 4 года назад +5

      The super secret bunker DONT TELL ANYONE

  • @Fasepalm_
    @Fasepalm_ 4 года назад +179

    Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about becoming a poet"

  • @nomad6278
    @nomad6278 4 года назад +132

    Jschlatt: I broke my Wii remote and replaced with a Wii remote with motion plus inside.
    Poofesure: First time?

    • @Balandinis
      @Balandinis 4 года назад +2

      You beat me to it

    • @dasanihasani
      @dasanihasani 4 года назад +3

      Wii motion plus......INSIDE

  • @ackthegreat6697
    @ackthegreat6697 3 года назад +3

    Imagine being in a nuclear bunker for 40 years and this is the only game you managed to scavenge.

  • @canofskittles2127
    @canofskittles2127 4 года назад +180

    Best part of these videos is Schlatt showing off his sweatshirt collection

  • @jennab9726
    @jennab9726 4 года назад +180

    “Thinking about animal abuse”
    -Schlatt very soon

    • @peeuhknees
      @peeuhknees 4 года назад +1

      specifically monkeys

  • @sammas2611
    @sammas2611 4 года назад +95

    "So there was a monkey, just rolling around somewhere, and we just had to assault him?"
    Schlatt's analysis of King Kong

  • @Volpethrope
    @Volpethrope 4 года назад +12

    14:25
    "Almost lost my cool there."

  • @bigstupid783
    @bigstupid783 4 года назад +193

    I’m getting flashbacks to wii babysitting with those boots hanging in the background

    • @notusingthischannelanymore904
      @notusingthischannelanymore904 4 года назад +1

      Big stupid why do I see you everywhere’s on schlatts channel?

    • @Zcccide
      @Zcccide 4 года назад

      Big stupid be where he be

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 4 года назад

      schlatt started a drug cartel after baby yuto died.

    • @JillCheese
      @JillCheese 4 года назад

      The Tim's will come down by themselves. Tim's have their own power.

  • @PuncherUvFish
    @PuncherUvFish 4 года назад +97

    Watching shlatt playing this is like watching a child fall in public; you feel bad but it's too funny not to laugh at it

  • @taeresss8265
    @taeresss8265 4 года назад +203

    I’m just more shocked that Schlatt has multiple spare keyboards to beat up when he needs to.

    • @talianiwa
      @talianiwa 4 года назад +21

      i can’t say that i’m shocked

    • @xyle8659
      @xyle8659 4 года назад +4

      Same dude.

    • @user-nw8ek6kn9e
      @user-nw8ek6kn9e 4 года назад +22

      I was shocked by the fact he just has a hammer around just in case.

    • @ammy7860
      @ammy7860 4 года назад +1

      It feels like he have done this a lot before

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 4 года назад +3

      pretty sure he collects mechanical keyboards

  • @RTX_is_on
    @RTX_is_on 3 года назад +25

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @willowsaplings
      @willowsaplings 3 года назад

      uhm what- that doesn’t even make sense for what the video is- he’s just playing the wii-

    • @satyr-3541
      @satyr-3541 3 года назад +2

      @@willowsaplings it's a meme, look at a video of his

  • @pressftopayrespects1646
    @pressftopayrespects1646 4 года назад +56

    The way he starts with "how's it going boys" straight up raises my serotonin levels

  • @cademonte3675
    @cademonte3675 4 года назад +392

    Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: “thinking about prescription amphetamines 😃”

  • @hyxng6829
    @hyxng6829 4 года назад +129

    alternate title: schlatt has yet another mental breakdown

  • @itscludy4117
    @itscludy4117 4 года назад +7

    when he made the baby vid I can't imagine his neighbors reactions hearing him whisper "the baby's actually hanging" "The baby hung himself- HaHhHAhHHahHahHHhHah"
    This is so cool that jshlatt is literally one of the only RUclipss who plays Wii and actually gets views