THE GOD OF WII FIT
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2020
- Amy gets in shape
Edited by Schlatt + @Condifiction
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Wii Fit is an exergaming video game designed by Nintendo's Hiroshi Matsunaga for the Wii home video game console. The game uses a unique platform peripheral called the Wii Balance Board, on which the player stands during exercise. The Board is not a rocking balance board but a device that tracks the user's center of balance. The game features yoga, strength training, aerobics, and balance games. Wii Fit has been used for physiotherapy rehabilitation and has been adopted by various health clubs around the world. It has been used in nursing homes to improve posture in the elderly. 
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“I want this to be sorta accurate”
*sets age to 6*
does mental age count tho?
" *sorta* "
@@maiatrix1269 yes.
Huh? How….. they set their birthdate to 2001 thats 20
@@warcat6677 it’s cause the date on the wii was like 2007 and he didn’t change it lmao
"You havent seen my pelvis.. would you like to?"has the same energy as "Have you ever heard the sound of a window breaking?'no' WOULD YOU LIKE TO?"
"Have you ever been comatose?"
"no.."
*_"DO YOU WANT TO BE?"_*
*”Have you ever seen your dead grandma?”*
*”... no what type of question is tha-“*
*”WOULD YOU LIKE TOO”*
"Have you been through a traumatic experience?"
"No-"
*"WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!"*
Why does this give me patrick trying to talk to king Neptune's daughter like " Did you see my underwear? no. *would you like to*
Timestamp?
I've never seen such a straight gay man
so a bi man
@@angadgrewal9324 no straight gay
calling straight gay men bi is offensive to people who identify as straight gay
@@zrayish5164 this 😤😤😤☝️☝️☝️☝️
@@zrayish5164 but he never identified as a straight gay man
“I was born in 2001”
Literally 30 seconds later: “ *iN nInEtEeN nInTeY NiNe...* ”
Don't you know your years? 1999 was 17 years after 9/11
@@crepe-chips you didn’t get the joke
He was born in 1999, look it up
@@spearrrr_ then he fucking killed 3 women when he was a baby? We should fear this guy
@@flowerx8973 we should all fear Schlatt
“you set your foot down during the exercise didn’t you?” It’s self aware we’re all going to die.
Goddamnit
artificial intelligence is coming for us
It’s not that difficult to register that. As said in other comments it notices when all of your weight isn’t on one foot. Because when you place your foot down the weight on your feet becomes even.
@@wouldyourather6105 we were just kidding calm down xD
Would lowkey not mind her killing me
(I would get to see the dump truck)
Wouldn’t the Wii think he’s a morbidly obese 6 year old since it thinks it’s July 2007 and he was born in 2001?
Connor Wilson a 5'7" six year old strikes fear into my heart
As soon as i learned that he immediately became a legit baby in my mind
Messiah 7 he wasn’t serious about the date
5*
@@OrangeBarrySanders that's not what they're trying to say though. That's irrelevant. The game is taking his word and the date is 2007 and the date he put for his birth was 2001 so he would be a 5 and a half foot six year old weighing as much as mr. Schlatt
*i like how schlatt didn't realize he made the mii 6 years old lol*
that is the best pfp i have ever seen
He did???
@@ClownHoundII yeah, he made the birthday in 2001 and the wii thought it was 2007
@@sporg9806 I didn't even notice.
Holy shit it’s younger, take a gander 6:53
“I’m grabbing the ceiling!!!” All of the short people are like “tf that’s possible”
Wow I'm offended. Now if you excuse me I'm gonna grab some oreos on the shelf.
Um, I can't reach them...
@@ChrisnOut climb like me
@@eden.5659 Good thinking.
Great minds.
Watch a physically unfit man scream for 17 and a half minutes while the government spies on him under the alias of a Wii-sport trainer
Honestly it could be a movie. One very angry man falls in love with a government spy
You aren’t wrong
@@Emilys_stupid The second James Bond movie
@@ianc8382 YES
@Engineer Gaming Yep
I love how Schlatt always seems to convince people he's gay in others' videos while in his own videos he tries to convince us he's straight.
He got that straight pelvis tho
Shlatt the bi icon
Purrpawz maybe there’s 2 schlatts one is the crazed homosexual who will go to any lengths to find 10 big hot men and then there’s the straight schlatt who lives alone thinking of video game women all day
I think jschlatt is hiding things
@beansaurora bro have you WATCHED any of the videos with him and wilbur soot? there's so much discussion of gay sex
10:00
"My pelvis is straight!"
I expect to see that in a "Best of Schlatt 2020" compilation
god he is so tall and terrifying but i can’t stop watching him
Alternative title: *"Schlatt tortures himself trying to impress a virtual female"*
why would he talk in third person? lol
Shlimpp
E-simp
"Schlatt simps virtual girlfriend on her Onlyfans
Otherwise known as S I M P I N G
the game thought Schlatt was 6 years old, 5'7", and like 180lbs lmao
How many genetic fuck ups do you need to carry these stats around
irl
@@floofypoo6519 a lot
5 years old actually
Schlatt is most definitely 6 years old and 5'7". Maybe even 180lbs. Never ask a woman for her weight.
No wonder he had a heart attack on the dream smp 😅😂
i laughed too hard at this
Ohohohono
Don't you just hate it when your birth is such a massive event that it causes a tragedy the next day?
Gojo from JJK be like:
“you set your foot down during that exercise, didn’t you” actually terrified me for a minute
fuck same😟
It can literally tell that all his weight wasnt on his left leg
Fr
Nice Hair Josuke
@Khaki Shorts ngl that's kinda hot
Never seen anyone simp this hard over a wii fit trainer
you edited this comment and it’s still not right
Katy Elizabeth I do not see what u mean
@@bigsaucy8882 you sly bastard
Nahhhh it’s just an thing you keep silent
datpags
Being a person who played this as a kid, watching a grown man playing with this makes me feel joy
On camera he looks so short, but in reality he’s so tall.
on cam he looks tall
Schlatt: “I was born September 10th 2001”
Me: “Good to know two national tragedies happened in September of 2001”
he was actually born in 1999 just so you know
SARTER CONE 3Head
SARTER CONE you had to be that guy huh
LMAOOO
@SARTER CONE close enough for me
Top 10 eerie things heard before death
“You had your foot down during the exercise, didn’t you”
The reason this happens is because it doesn't detect all of your weight on one foot. It notices that half of your weight isn't on the board.
8:30
@@starrymic6588 holy shit that's fuckin smart
It gives off some strange duolingo energy and I don't like it
*Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle*
14:44
Schlatt: *dying*
Her: hello? are you there?
PLEASE-
"this is sick, i can feel my metabolism increasing"
Oh my god, I was so confused as to why his Wii fit age was 20 when that's almost his actual age...
It's because the Wii Fit thinks it's 2007. The Wii fit thinks he's a 5'7 6 year old who's morbidly obese.
I didn’t even realize until I read this comment.
I CAN'T
Your making me question EVERYTHING right know
I was waiting for him to notice that and I don’t think he did
that makes everything so much funnier LMFAOO
half of schlatt’s humour is just yelling “that’s what they call me!” and i laugh ever time, so i’m not complaining
Issy Alma someone needs to make a compilation of all of schlatt’s aliases
@@chels_che_7061 it's on his SMP wiki page there's....a lot
true LULW
It’s funny because if anyone else try’s to do it it’s cringey
It’s actually kinda scary how good he got the Amy Schumer mii
14:18 "are you making me do the hitler salute? " -jschlatt 2020
the real title: schlatt getting praised by a woman for the first time in his life
Edit: Don’t lie y’all, minx is getting paid by schlatt’s mom to talk to him so she doesn’t count
Pleb that’s cold
Female Schlatt stans are shaking rn 😂
He was too busy with ten big hot men
True
You ever seen jschlatt and minx on raj?
This is the straightest Schlatt has ever acted.
edit: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES 0-o
lesbian schlatt
Bruh why this is so accurate xd
@@Danny-mw7uh this... makes weird sense
especially that, from what I could gather from his vods, like prolly 70% of his audience are lesbians *with a weird, defying any sense and logic crush on him* lmao
@@panonymousbloom5405 8:52
@@uhoh7545 ? You asking me or?
"how did you know, i have parkinsons."
oh, schlatt
imagine ranboo trying to walk in schlatts house, he wound legit hit his head lmao
he is only 3 inches taller than him
@@angadgrewal9324 yea but schlatt had to almost duck to get through doorways lol
@@Kiwiuiu my question is how short was schlatt’s house-
I'm not sure if Schlatt ever realized that by leaving the date as 2007, the Wii thought Amy Schume was only 6 years old.
It did say 15+
dr frog yeah so it thought she was 6
dr frog yeah, so the console thinks she’s 6 years old.
6 years old, 5 foot 7, and however heavy Schlatt is, not to mention his *timbs*. No wonder it thinks Amy Schume is obese.
The game was thinking that’s one chunker of a six year old
"I was born a day before 9/11"
Literally less than a minute later:
"In 1999 I brutally murdered 7 women with my steel toes"
One of these is not true and I don't know which one.
he was born on 9/10 in 1999
Shhhhhhhh dont think about it...
Both are true
Both he was born on 9/10 1999
@@awryri wow not even a day old and he's already out kicking
Schlatt every 5 minutes: “They call me...” or “THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME”
14:57 Reminds me of this kid I had in school and everyone was told to do this activity but he did almost nothing so when it was done the teacher awarded all the kids except him and this is basically what he did.
Alternate title: Schlatt confirms he's not a bottom.
He’s a power bottom
@@frisolaxod3835 Hes a power button
@@yegorgribenuke6853 he's a power bottom
@@frisolaxod3835 Indeed he is.
Power bottom
“Simping for wii-fit trainer”
-July 2007 amy schume
*amy schume
Lowercase
Friedrich Leuschner ah thank you
10:13
We actually all simp for her
This is literally 17 minutes of Schlatt sexually harassing the wii fit trainer
“Why does my life suck?!” -Schlatt, after realizing he has to do yoga in order to do more yoga
it seems like schlatt is only straight on his own channel
Gayschlatt
Bi at best
I'd don't know for sure but I'd have to guess the youtube videos are just behind his twitch streams.
Gayschlatt
@Miriam Svenson If you don't stop making fun of gay jokes im going to give you a big fat kiss bro.
11:14
This will never be unfunny
Schlatt: gets a 100
Also Schlatt: *baby throwing intensifies*
13:34
"Have I ever told you how hot you are?"
"Several times"
Pahaha
666 I will now float
I still can’t fathom that schlatt’s voice comes from that man.
none of us can
lolomomario the gaggery when we found out he wasn’t haha fuck guy
I totally can, I was there for his face reveal and the first thing I thought was "yeah that makes sense"
@@drew25000 same, I hear schlatt and all I see is his face
I’ll
The fun part is that the wii trainers positive encouragement even when you fail epicly definitely would activate my people pleasing senses and force me to work out ao
Wait, you're only 19 - 20?! You look like you could be my dad or somethin...
He was actually born in 1999 so, 21.
@@blumpet6250 well, he could be already 22 cause you know, It's 2021
@@maxuser7721 his birthday is september 10th so he’s 21
@@emilyjames1280 way too close to the funny day
Tomorrow: "thinking about the female wii fit trainer"
Tbh who isnt
Thinking about the yoga trainer in my basement
Nah its gonna be "thinking about Amy Schume" or "thinking about getting fit"
Nah nah this is gayschlatt. He’s thinking about the male wii fit trainer.
d3fu1t m3m3s yeah, I agree.
Average term or phrase: *Exists*
Schlatt: That’s what they call me
i was the 69th like your welcome lmao
I'm not regular, I'm steel toe.
Nice catch
THE WARRIOR
_They call me Peanut Arbuckle_
“I’m grabbing the ceiling” we get it, you’re tall
"shes got a dumpy" I CAN'T LMAOOO
The Schlatt Joke:
They call me [Nick Name]. You wanna know why they call me [Nick Name]? Because in [Year] I brutally murdered [Amount] [Type of people] with [Object related to nick Name]
I'll start using this format
god tier
They call me Wii Fit Trainer : Male. You wanna know why they call me Wii Fit Trainer : Male? Because in 2020 I brutally murdered literally all my calories and fat with Wii Balance Board™.
@@TheeM15 LMFAO THIS IS GOLD
@@TheeM15 no because calories and fat dont feel pain, it has to be brutal, like 6 crying orphans
Schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about stealing jokes”
HandheldTiger98 McCarville “Thinking about raping a guy”
“Thinking about my vagina”
“Thinking about training”
“thinkin about being fat”
"Thinking about FIT"
this is literally jschlatt hitting wii fit trainer for 17 minutes and 20 seconds
schlatt scares me because i cannot tell if he is joking or not and it makes me so scared to watch his content
“You set your foot down, didn’t you?”
*One day old Schlatt intensifies*
@SpEzz # Pics or it didn't happen
Are you trying to say that Wii Fit caused 9/11?
Can we all just appreciate that schlatt is torturing himself for content
Peak content right here
And actually good content that is
@@RoeGame its highest
@@myrmesuwu607 it do be
oh god were all sadists
I cannot describe the amount of nostalgia that this gives me- I'm very glad to see Schlatt playing this.
9:21 no one:
Me: I JUST SPOKE TO TOMMYINIT
PLS OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT HAHAHAHAH
Legitimately died when the Wii fit trainer called him out for putting his foot down
Swordartboy 23 R.I.P
Wii Fit is watching
“30, the amount of times amy schumer has ever been funny”
that’s a bit generous
@Aimeeisntoffcentredanymore I don't even know you and I can guarantee you've been funny more times than she has
Amy Schumer? More like, Amy Poomer!
That was funnier than Amy Schumer.
ThatLazGuy
Dude that was comedy gold compared to what Amy Schumer is capable of
Baconthanos she doesn’t even do comedy she just does “parallel thinking”....sure any
I'm a new schlatt watcher and this is the funniest shit ever
Same
12:44 wtf how did she know that though-
Theory: schlatts father treated him just like he treated the Wii baby and now he wears timbs and now the baby wears timbs *the cycle continues*
Schlatt gonna go jogging on February 23, 2020 😳😳😳
Yes
*t i m b s*
*t* *i* *m* *b* *s*
T I M B S
Never in my whole life have I seen someone struggle with wii fit this much
Lmao you've never seen my dad play
Never in my whole life have I seen someone play wii fit
You haven’t seen me play
You think he's bad you should check out Poofesure
6:48 - because it thinks you’re a 5’7” 5 year old
I was about to say that
Maybe he is. We’ve never seen a birth certificate for the big guy
"Press up on the control pad to view me from the back"
"OH THANK GOD THANK GOD"
"You set your foot down. During the exercise didn't you?"
Your pelvis privilages have been revoked.
Thatshitlegitimatelyscaredme.
(Ipulverisedmyspacebarbtw)
I can’t believe Nintendo really bought the Femur Breaker from those guys
God I wish wii fit trainer would destroy my pelvis
Now that you've mastered fit, you are ready for Dance. Just Dance.
I feel like Just Dance would be absolutely hilarious, but it would be an even bigger mess if the rest of Lunch Club was involved. I cannot imagine Carson or Travis doing any of the dances and I would love to watch nothing more
liller you just might be onto something
bro i have just dance 2018 and up somebody help idk what to do with all of these just dances
@@spookkoopsspook just dance
@@lils426 I'll feel pain tho
Schlatt is the only person to pronounce sentient as "sen-shint"
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
Do what?
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about my amazing ab strength”
Thinking about Amy Schumer
If he dose post that you have the right to sue him
@@etanduly2498 Amy schume*
Thinking about aligning my pelvis
Thinking about big men.
Sometimes I forget how actually tall Schlatt is and it honestly scares me when I see it.
6'3" isn't scarily tall
King Gupta it is when you’re 5’7
@@enzeeaech3423 Well Ted's 6'4" lmao
King Gupta yes and
@@kinggupta2689 that's a big teddy bear
Today I learned I am six days older than Schlagg
Schlatt forgot that the wii fit still thinks its 2007. It thinks he's 6... 6 years old, 5'7, and over 100lbs
alternate title: schlatt trying his hardest to convince everyone he's straight
10 big hot men vs 1 wii fit trainer
I mean you know me, im a catholic
Cake 4life okay
Hes dug himself a hole and now hes tryna get outa it
10:47 Roll Credits
The Wii fit+ games as a kid were actually so fun to me. I especially remember the obstacle course one.
Alternate title: Schlatt finds the quickest way to get buff so he can impress 10 big hot men
If you cannot have the big hot men, BECOME THE BIG HOT MEN
@@TrutiTru he will do mitosis to replicate himself 10 times
It’s for the female wii fit trainer so he can assist in meiosis and make 10 big hot men with the wii fit trainer.
He wants to get those 10 big hot men fucking with big men fucking all over
I love how Schlatt goes from I wanna marry this women to acting like they’ve been divorced.
Relationship in a ñutshell
15:43 The ape when he sees me walking up to him with bananas and peanuts:
ive had a wii fit since before i was born and it’s honestly one of the strangest ways i’ve ever played a video game
I'm surprised that he didn't pick the big hot steamy man to help him with his workout.
8-Bitter ikr i was thinking that too
When the trainer said "you put your foot down didn't you", that shit scared me so much. 12:42
how did it know
@@sia7739 it can detect you don’t have all your weight on your one foot
Cassandra Carlton but he was mean to be on one foot, and he was on one foot. The bot would have no way of seeing if he had his foot down unless she was LITERALLY infront of him. His foot was never on the pad thing so as I said, she would have no way of knowing if he had his foot down.
@@gilbertovarela7395 No it knows because it takes your weight and then can tell if you have all your weight on that one foot you’re supposed to balance on or if you’re putting your foot down to balance some of your weight on it instead.
i mean it as a joke xD
Dude really be only 6 months older then me and look like he's already been divorced twice.
i've just realised that the game thinks he's five years old...
“Maybe I’ll get fit for once” maybe by then Charlie will not tackle you and you will have Carson all to yourself
I like the way you think 👀
Khaki Shorts He’s talking about the Lunch Club video lol
Socks-with-sandals man good video
@@mr_hands yeah and he's referencing the cliche 'training' arc that all shounen anime have
VenomPrimeYT Yeah I know
schlatt tomorrow: "thinking about aligning my pelvis"
i might align my pelvis too
Schlatt, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know that Timbs are Juhg Koops favourite shoes. 💕
How many people have the irresistible urge to boot up the ol' Wii after watching Jschlatt Wii videos? Just me?
Hearing Schlatt say “coochie” just ruined my whole day
LMAOOO
It made mine.
It genuinely took 10 years off my life.
I had a visceral reaction to hearing that and now it feels like some one etched into my left earlobe
hearing schlatt say "they call me the foot man" just ruined my whole day.
"you set your foot down, DIDN'T YOU?" I was scared for you.
That was genuinely terrifying to me
Bro how did she know that
Spinfinity 99 The ballance and weight difference
The only video proof that Jshlatt isn’t gay
8:12 “Oh this is sick. I feel my metabolism increasing” 😂😂
I would just like to say that that "20" in Wii fit age years would have been much higher if the Wii didn't think Schlatt was literally six years old.
schlatt in the meet lunch club video: I’m 27
schlatt now: I was born in 2001
he's only 20 though 😭😭
TEMphrog he would be 19
@@liljohn1414 Didn't he graduate from college tho
@@nanpome7058 IT WAS A LIE
he said on the rajjchelor he was 20 so that's probably the best guess
8:46
cracked me the hell up.
Bro imagine you’re being murdered, and before your vision fades, you hear,
“You set your foot down during that exercise, didn’t you?”
schlatt: i was born on september 10th, 2001, one day before the great accident
also schlatt: in 1999 i brutally murdered seven women with my steel-toed timberlands